Why are Germans so mean? I was in Munich the other day and wanted to get some coffee and a sandwich from one of the fast food cafes at the train station. When I ordered it in English the guy behind the counter gave me a smirk and started talking to me like I was a retard for not speaking German. Then when I sat down at a table to drink it he yelled at me from across the room that I need to leave because I ordered it to go and apparently that means you’re not allowed to stay inside even for one second after you get your food. I can’t think of any country where the service workers are this mean towards their customers. It was like a real life version of the soup nazi from Seinfeld.

>>211678457 (OP)
You got KRAUT'D

>sissy amerigolem can't handle ORDNUNG
many such cased

>>211678535
Aya

>>211678457 (OP)
Sorry about that, Munich is autism central

>>211678457 (OP)
You got what you deserved. Next time, visit France and get served by a charming french female with broken English.

>why is <thing> so <description>, I <anecdote that doesn't represent thing>

Sick of these low IQ posts.

>>211678656
this is the first time in /int/ history that a brit defended germany! probably out of love!

>>211678628
I thought French people had even worse attitudes towards people who don’t speak their language. Though I’ve only been to French Canada myself, not real France.

>>211678628
Things that never happen - the post.

>>211678726
9

>>211678693
Because I was in Germany for a month and not only was everyone polite (except in Dresden, which was full of Turks) people also had a sense of humour.

>>211678761
WE LOVE YOU

>>211678782
I do not. I wish I was you. Warum??

Which countries are kind enough to accommodate me even if I don't speak their language?

>>211678714
Yes, they are. They have an extreme igh ego about their language. If you speak French they will get offended that your French sucks. If you speak English they will get offended that you're not speaking English. You can't win with these people.

>>211678843
Not speaking French*
Sorry I didn't sleep today

>>211678870
he didn't even sleep today!!!!!

>>211678843
It's funny how it's always debunked by real people who actually visited the country.

>>211678843
>If you speak English they will get offended that you're not speaking English
uhm what? it's like you got no sleep today! wake up, whore!

>>211678981
Is it really? I don't believe you

>>211679005
we got an unbeliever here!!!

>>211678995
Why are you trying to bully me. I literally corrected it right after. Fuck off

>>211679023
>Why are you trying to bully me
minor correction: trying & succeeding!!!

Should I lie about being Canadian if I travel to Europe?

>>211679055
yes

>>211679015
Kek
>>211679005
It's true Parisians are mostly annoying, always super busy and not nice. But they still usually answer tourists. Other places are all way better but french suck at English. I don't get this international meme of us being mad at bad french. People are surprised and happy if you try honestly. Why would we be mad? Bad accent from Americans is kinda cute.

>>211679233
How are Russian accents seen in France?

>>211678457 (OP)
leave a 1 star review on google, fuck that guy

>>211679055
Rather than the nationality, it's the attitude. Normally you will be ok unles you come across with the typical left/rightard bigot, who can tell apart the country rulers from their citizens.

>>211679253
I've not seen a lot visiting, but I'd say good. I've got a Russian friend (who doesn't speak French), it's a fine accent and a nice language.

>>211678843
I spoke French with most French and Belgians I met and they were all delighted when I did so. Not one complained if/when I made mistakes.

>>211678714
See >>211679233
I don't get why people say that online. I often see Americans that are surprised that French were nice even if their french sucked. We're not expecting people to speak French, why would they? On the contrary Americans expect you to speak English, but it makes sense. They're really fine with directions and such.

>>211679375
Exactly. It's not an easy language so we're mostly surprised when people can talk the language a bit. It'd be very rude to criticize someone who actually put the effort of tying to learn it.

>>211679495
french is so easy even canadians can learn it!!!!

>>211679278
I just looked it up on google maps and it’s full of 1 star reviews from people saying the same thing.

>>211679597
Liwen WHO???????

>>211679278
I remember checking on TripAdvisor for a restaurant in Switzerland, and reading amused a fierce argument between a Briton (client) and a Swiss(owner) about a review written by the first noting the prices asked for a single hamburger, it derailed with the second talking about the british bovine cattle affected by the Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.

>>211678457 (OP)
>order take out
>still sits down at a table
maybe he treated you like a retard because you are one? how fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand that take out is not to be eaten in the café?

>>211679597
Their house, their rules. I wouldn't even be mad.

>>211679736
Are all Swedes this autistic about food? Why would any cafe care about where someone eats their food after buying it? What if you want to eat your food at the table and drink your coffee later or vice versa?

>>211678457 (OP)

Because Germans right now are and therefore they default to exercising subversion as individuals and inevitably as a collective.

Carl von Clausewitz describes it best, "war is a continuation of politics by other means".

In a just world there would still be 2 Germanys, but alas we live in a world where mercy grabs the hand of righteousness.

Instead of creating a navel blockade and walling off Germany from Europe we allowed them to unify as 1 country again(this was a huge mistake, seriously fuck you reagan for shilling for this).

Just remember this.

War is the physical embodiment of the German character to reshape the world in their own image.

Peace is seen as a reversal of their hard earned conquests: a humiliation and an eternal unspoken justification for future war.

Revolution is when Germans achieve post-war peace, on their terms.

>>211680207
the tables are for guests that want to eat there so don't order take out if you were just going to eat there anyways. this shouldn't be hard but I guess life can always make a better moron

>>211680456

*Because Germans right now are weak

>>211678714
French people are just rude because that's how they are in their natural state. Germans carry with them a sense of unearned superiority and unbearable, insuppressible smugness. There is some chance that the German service worker mentioned in the OP became tumescent from this interaction.

>>211680570
>Germans carry with them a sense of unearned superiority and unbearable, insuppressible smugness
If I had it in me I'd apologize
But I don't
So i won't

HELLO?????????????

>>211678628
this will happen to you in france

>>211678457 (OP)
thats normal service in europe. service workers here arent required to be nice to you in any way. we do not entertain karens.

>>211681029
>>211681029
>HELLO?????????????
>you cant sit zere, you ve ordered "to go"!!!

>>211678457 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO COMMIT TAX EVASION FOR ME I AM
SPECIAL AND CHOSEN REEEEE

>>211679055
You can try, but we can identify the amerigolem by the smell of his circumcised penor and the volume of his voice. We used to find Jews and other undesirables, what makes you think you can hide?

>>211682321
bodied that freak
(that freak? it was me)

>>211678457 (OP)
Why the fuck would you sit down to eat after you ordered it to go?

Jesus Christ Americans are stupid and fat, no wonder everyone hates you.

The only mistake the service worker made was taking the American's order at face value. Everyone knows they don't go (walk) anywhere

>>211678457 (OP)
Based af
I always give foreigners (esp. touristfags) wrong directions on purpose
Go be annoying in your own country

>>211678799
Nips are always welcome here