Thread 211679034 - /int/ [Archived: 1027 hours ago]

Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 10:43:46 AM No.211679034
7oxkub
7oxkub
md5: 085d2d8680d56713ee7cff0172ee75b0๐Ÿ”
>PUT YOUR PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE OTHERWISE THE PLANE WILL UMMMM UHHHH.....LOOK JUST DO IT OK?!
Replies: >>211683953 >>211684223 >>211684340 >>211684398 >>211685132 >>211686425 >>211688626
Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 10:45:07 AM No.211679052
ok
>pretends to put phone in airplane mode
did it
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 11:33:12 AM No.211680202
1555194436910
1555194436910
md5: 30d2f260819c45117ce019348eba182b๐Ÿ”
>DON'T YOU DARE LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE SIR
Ok *takes out vape*
>NO NO NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT EITHER B-BECAUSE UHHHHH... YOU JUST CAN'T OK?!?
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 11:42:09 AM No.211680400
GJwmTxOWkAA03ra
GJwmTxOWkAA03ra
md5: 3988b192ec366f7397a57182cb9752dd๐Ÿ”
>Mind the gap between the train and the platform!!!! If you fall 3ft you could ummmmmm look just do it okay!!
Replies: >>211683719
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 12:29:54 PM No.211681570
crying angry brainlet soyjak
crying angry brainlet soyjak
md5: 67b31a52dbace84439b75930d5b8efef๐Ÿ”
>DON'T LEAVE YOUR BAGGAGE UNATTENDED BECAUSE UMM.. UHHHH... BECAUSE IT WILL MAGICALLY EXPLODE OK??!
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 1:51:06 PM No.211683551
205
205
md5: 2e6ea57150f182b8f17267e7ea45170e๐Ÿ”
>UMMM IS THAT AN OPEN CAN OF ALCOHOL IN YOUR CUP HOLDER. YOU CANT KEEP THAT THERE!!! THE BEER WILL MAGICALLY FLY INTO MOUTH WHILE DRIVING!!
Anonymous Indonesia
6/13/2025, 1:54:34 PM No.211683639
this nigga will die from jaywalking
Anonymous Taiwan
6/13/2025, 1:57:21 PM No.211683719
>>211680400
Getting crushed between a wall and a moving train sounds pretty metal
Replies: >>211688605
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 2:04:18 PM No.211683895
On a LHR-ICN Asiana flight in 2019 I had a fat asian guy freak out at me for doing this. He kept looking over at my phone screen to make sure I turned on airplane mode and I just wasn't and I just kept writing on Discord. We weren't even on the runway yet.

He kept whining more and more about it until hitting the call attendant button so he could grass on me. The attendant came over and asked me to turn airplane mode on. I just smiled, said okay and continued anyway. His smug smile turned into anger and complained at me for a good 5 minutes while I had my headphones on so I wasn't listening to what he was saying. The plane was taking off, he hit the button again but nobody came because the attendants were seated.

When the plane took off, I calmly said sorry to him and he responded with something along the lines of "what was that? must have been a ghost" which I'm sure was non-subtle big brain racism from a gook who thought a phone was going to crash a 787
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Anonymous India
6/13/2025, 2:06:28 PM No.211683953
1743538246967380
1743538246967380
md5: be27e5db83dae62929812e877d24b285๐Ÿ”
>>211679034 (OP)
ive never sat in airplane
Replies: >>211683992 >>211684081
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 2:07:58 PM No.211683992
>>211683953
good, we're full
Anonymous Greece
6/13/2025, 2:10:38 PM No.211684075
>>211683895
You're irish, aren't you?
Replies: >>211684101
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 2:10:55 PM No.211684081
>>211683953
just fly over here on air india 171 anon :^)
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 2:11:57 PM No.211684101
>>211684075
why would you say that
Replies: >>211684779
Anonymous Spain
6/13/2025, 2:17:25 PM No.211684223
>>211679034 (OP)
I literally never do this
Anonymous Italy
6/13/2025, 2:22:20 PM No.211684340
>>211679034 (OP)
>>PUT YOUR PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE OTHERWISE THE PLANE WILL UMMMM UHHHH.....LOOK JUST DO IT OK?!
Why is this even a thing
Replies: >>211684422 >>211686181
Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 2:24:31 PM No.211684398
>>211679034 (OP)
"Airplane mode" is a relic from the past, like the floppy disc save icon
Anonymous Germany
6/13/2025, 2:25:25 PM No.211684422
>>211684340
Some boomer thing. Itโ€™s not even a thing outside the US. Their country has a fucking law about it, as always.
Replies: >>211686103
Anonymous Sweden
6/13/2025, 2:28:52 PM No.211684517
163891983271982
163891983271982
md5: a90a96765660743fdcd6cb2e8b6ed69d๐Ÿ”
>NO FUCKING BALLOONS ON THE PLATFORM!!!
Replies: >>211684629
Anonymous Germany
6/13/2025, 2:32:58 PM No.211684629
>>211684517
some poor sod probably got tired of having to pop them off the roof
Anonymous Greece
6/13/2025, 2:38:49 PM No.211684779
>>211684101
>grass
>not listening to ANY advice IF it comes from someone you don't know
Replies: >>211686068
Anonymous Germany
6/13/2025, 2:39:45 PM No.211684807
Screenshot_2024-08-25-12-24-37-57_965bbf4d18d205f782c6b8409c5773a4~2
>If you see something that doesn't look right, speak to staff or text the British Transport Police on 61016. We'll sort it: See it. Say it. Sorted.
Replies: >>211692301
Anonymous Italy
6/13/2025, 2:52:15 PM No.211685132
india crash
india crash
md5: 2d257b106b08d2d0a25e8ddac0897dd0๐Ÿ”
>>211679034 (OP)
no prob saaar
it's all ok to use phone saaaar
Replies: >>211685956
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 3:15:51 PM No.211685926
>>211683895
"Was that a ghost?" You should've slapped him on the back of the head for that
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 3:16:52 PM No.211685956
>>211685132
Did someone gooning in the toilet to Israeli porn seriously cause this?
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 3:20:29 PM No.211686068
>>211684779
grass isn't exclusive to irish lmao
Replies: >>211688548
Anonymous Italy
6/13/2025, 3:21:33 PM No.211686103
>>211684422
>Itโ€™s not even a thing outside the US.
You've never taken a plane within the EU?
Replies: >>211688771
Anonymous Mexico
6/13/2025, 3:23:10 PM No.211686158
1747476719475425
1747476719475425
md5: 92e0628c68d29f7e72e20b9e59ee52d8๐Ÿ”
>A PRIVATE CORPORATION SOLD A PRODUCT TO A PRIVATE INDIVIDUAL, USING ANOTHER PRIVATE TRANSPORT COMPANY TO DELIVER IT, WITH PRIVATE PAYMENT PROCESSING, AND ALL LOCAL TAXES WERE PAID??!?!?
>NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN YOU VILL PAY ZE VAT, ZAT RIGHT CROSSING INVISIBLE LINES MEANS YOU HAVE TO PAY ME MORE EVEN IF MY COUNTRY DID NOTHING TO EARN IT THATS JUST ZE RULES OK????
Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 3:23:43 PM No.211686181
>>211684340
Airplane mode is required during flights primarily to prevent potential interference with an aircraftโ€™s communication and navigation systems, which rely on sensitive radio signals. Although the risk is low with modern aircraft, aviation authorities enforce this precaution as part of international safety regulations. Mobile devices, especially when not in airplane mode, emit radio frequencies through cellular, Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth connections, which could disrupt cockpit instruments or air traffic communication. Additionally, at high altitudes and speeds, phones struggle to maintain stable connections by rapidly switching between cell towers, which can disrupt ground networks and drain device batteries. Enabling airplane mode ensures both onboard safety and network stability, while still allowing for controlled use of Wi-Fi or Bluetooth when permitted during the flight.
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Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 3:26:19 PM No.211686258
IMG_5366
IMG_5366
md5: e185095ed04ff5b2ef426370c9f666f0๐Ÿ”
>DID THAT F-CKING N*ZI OF A PASSENGER NOT TAKE OUT XER HEADPHONES DURING THE SAFETY DEMONSTRATION?
Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 3:26:41 PM No.211686266
>>211686181
chatgpt, summarize this post in 2 sentences
Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 3:29:10 PM No.211686353
IMG_4014
IMG_4014
md5: afd2d2c5c8472cb2a8617b8e9fad5764๐Ÿ”
>OH YOUโ€™RE HUNGRY ON OUR 30 HOUR FLIGHT? DID YOU BUY THE $90 GIGASOY HIGH FLYER CLUB MEAL? NO? EAT YOUR FUCKING CRACKERS THEN GOY
Anonymous Portugal
6/13/2025, 3:31:18 PM No.211686425
>>211679034 (OP)
True i always find that bizarre. Meanwhile people used their phones on 9/11/2001 and the planes didn't crashed and hit their targets hmmmm
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Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 3:33:17 PM No.211686487
soyjak-crying
soyjak-crying
md5: e60308703e2bf0fddfe7dc9720a31dc1๐Ÿ”
>SIR YOU NEED TO PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT WHEN THE SEATBELT LIGHT IS FLASHING BECAUSE... BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OKAY?
Anonymous Mexico
6/13/2025, 3:34:03 PM No.211686509
>that heckin bottlerino of coca cola will become a nuclear bomb if it gets inside an airplane because.....science said so ok?
Replies: >>211686583
Anonymous Portugal
6/13/2025, 3:36:19 PM No.211686583
>>211686509
That one is easy, that one is to make you buy a coca cola at the duty free shop for 300 gorillion shekels
Anonymous Lithuania
6/13/2025, 3:36:52 PM No.211686595
Who are you all quoting?
Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 3:38:12 PM No.211686638
IMG_3156
IMG_3156
md5: 6475b8d017401b5bb20a19f4a171ff45๐Ÿ”
>NO NO NO NO NO
>YOU CANNOT GO TO THE BATHROOM UNTIL LE FREAKING PILOT SAYS SO! WHAT IF WE EXPERIENCED TURBULENCE? THAT WOULD NOT BE VERY F*CKING AWESOMESAUCE NOW WOULD IT
Replies: >>211686879
Anonymous Germany
6/13/2025, 3:39:42 PM No.211686687
1746206007187331
1746206007187331
md5: 16d44e2b988fe65d1f93faaf7d449440๐Ÿ”
>Um this is a no smoking area sir
Anonymous Ireland
6/13/2025, 3:41:00 PM No.211686735
/qa/ lost
Anonymous Brazil
6/13/2025, 3:43:35 PM No.211686824
1732991614160668
1732991614160668
md5: dfedf5a8a6e0e686400438ba38942661๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 3:45:00 PM No.211686879
>>211686638
when there's fuckall turbulence and the asshole has left the sign on for like 20 minutes already I just say fuck it
Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 3:45:43 PM No.211686900
GDcCIn5XYAAoJBz
GDcCIn5XYAAoJBz
md5: fe7e2b06be5e8b5f05b2554ead6706f6๐Ÿ”
>IS THAT 101 ML OF LIQUID? PLEASE STEP TO THE SIDE FOR QUESTIONING
>SIR YOU CAN'T JUST WALK THROUGH ANYWAYS YOU NEED TO COME WITH US
>SIR IM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE
Anonymous India
6/13/2025, 3:51:50 PM No.211687101
>>211686181
You don't need to do dat in modern flights doe. Deboonked by Veritasium
Anonymous Greece
6/13/2025, 4:34:43 PM No.211688548
>>211686068
Haha...yeah...
Anonymous Brazil
6/13/2025, 4:36:21 PM No.211688605
>>211683719
Like a hecking Cannibal Corpse song!
Anonymous Greece
6/13/2025, 4:36:43 PM No.211688619
>>211686425
It's during take-off and landing
Anonymous Finland
6/13/2025, 4:36:55 PM No.211688626
>>211679034 (OP)
the aviation threads are on /n/
Anonymous Germany
6/13/2025, 4:41:12 PM No.211688771
>>211686103
I meant enforced by law. Companies outside the US can just stop with this bullshit if they want to. You literally hear the flight attendant say
>we are entering US airspace so on board wi fi will be shut down as per US law
Not kidding.
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 5:06:42 PM No.211689587
873
873
md5: f2292bfda08cf42acae680c00ef02cfc๐Ÿ”
>GROUP 3 ONLY....I-I-I SIR....NOOOOO SIR DONT BARGE THROUGH!!!!! I SAID GROUP 3 ONLY!!!! WE NEED TO BOARD THE PLANE IN RETARDED ORDER BECAUSE MY BOSS SHLOMO SHEKELSTEIN SAID SO!!!
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/13/2025, 6:25:18 PM No.211692301
1470704589954
1470704589954
md5: 05bf469a21854e1c25465d83eb370563๐Ÿ”
>>211684807
Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 6:53:56 PM No.211693305
1672578542091
1672578542091
md5: a77004aa05a0adb70baaa9e8611ad188๐Ÿ”
EXCUSE ME THOUGH...I SEE YOU FORGOT TO OPEN YOUR WINDOWN THOUGH. WINDOWS MUST BE KEPT OPEN DURING TAKEOFF AND LANDING BECAUSE...THEY JUST DO THOUGH
Anonymous Portugal
6/13/2025, 6:59:41 PM No.211693529
Im aware this thread is for fun posting but, have you guys noticed if gas stations still have no phone signs?
They atleast had them until quite recently, eventhough it was because of 90's cellphones with extendanble antennas that could cause sparks or some shit.
It was a completely archaic precaution with smartphones, yet they were still around until recently and might still be in place, im just not sure.
Or maybe im just completely misinformed
Replies: >>211693582
Anonymous Portugal
6/13/2025, 7:00:52 PM No.211693568
ya9bm32lgrq71
ya9bm32lgrq71
md5: 36d9b43b4de75c62acb4c5c01f744072๐Ÿ”
Forgot to include this pic for relevancy.
Max is based and should've killed George.
Anonymous United States
6/13/2025, 7:01:16 PM No.211693582
>>211693529
ive never seen that in my life
Replies: >>211693865
Anonymous Portugal
6/13/2025, 7:08:14 PM No.211693865
Screenshot_2025-06-13-18-07-46-240_com.brave.browser-edit
>>211693582
Hey Tone, this paisan is from New Jersey heyyyyyy hehehe