Thread 211686026

Always watching edition

>>211686026 (OP)
see it
say it
sorted

BREAKING: Investigators searching the Air India crash site have found poo

nothing more frustrating than typing out a reply right after the new is linked. happens every single time to me, 300 posts for every general thread is so retarded and user unfriendly

>>211686063
boooooooooo

>>211686063
was he alive?

Doing a poo. My arse is filled to the brim with the stuff. Heading out later too so I won't be eating the rest of the day, to ensure I don't refill with poo and it affects my night out. Hate poo.

>>211686063
fucking SCREAMING

I remember once this lad in year 8 did a fucking huge shit in the school toilets. I was desperate for a wank because I was 15 so I scurried out of science to the toilets and the only one that wasn't trashed as fuck was the one with the huge shit in. End up drawing a girls face on the toilet stall and staring into it pretending it was a teacher, turned around just as I was about to cum and blew my load all over the giant turd.

Word spread that someone had cum on the shit and all of a sudden people started taking turns going up a cumming on this huge shit in the toilets.

Fucking weird looking back on it, can't believe we had an impromptu gay scat bukkake party.

>>211686078
if you ever made a decent post in your life it'd get 3 cross-thread replies early in the new and then the first 50 or so posts of the thread would be a discussion about it engaging the whole thread

>>211685960
pearl drops

>>211686118
SCEMQIGHGISHGJ

>>211686078
np lad we all bought your special toothpaste after seeing the post. thank you brother

>>211686078
cry about it

>>211686094
The amount of times I've needed a shit on a night out is unreal

speaking of poo what happened to Poley?

*decides the countrys future for the next 20 years*
*fucking dies a year later*

if i wanted to shag I'd go to a prostitute but since i haven't done that i must not want to

>>211686120
>Word spread that someone had cum on the shit and all of a sudden people started taking turns going up a cumming on this huge shit in the toilets.
HOWLING

>>211686078
stfu dummy

sir david dickinson

>>211686199
dead now of course

rorke absentmindedly walking past the giant warning signs outside the RAPEATRON3000 and stepping into it out of curiosity -- it doesn't end well for our hero

>>211686199
>dick in son

>>211686162
Hate it. Genuinely think there's nothing worse. Especially when half the stalls are occupied for snorting. Got to the point where I leave wherever we're at and go to the nearest train station to poo there instead but it often means missing out on like a half hour with everyone else

>>211686063
POO UP!
POO UP!
TOILET STALL! TOILET STALL!
POO UP!

shagging prossies is safer than shagging random slags you meet at the club because they get tested for STDs regularly and there's no possibility that they'll try and hound you and meddle with your life

missus just found out i've replaced the bed with a trampoline

she's hit the roof

rorke driving a halo warthog through a nigger nursing home with me on the turret

Sir Iran Striker

>>211686225
you ever try taking off your condom?

>>211686221
Hilarious when you go to the toilets of a late night party pub or similar in town and there's like five lads needing a shit at 1am lmao

>>211686225
it's all evil

>>211686256
Master Chief Keef

Was Diego on the flight?

>>211686162
did one once near a side road and fell over and got shit all over my bomber jacket

>>211686256
screaming

>>211686316
screaming and crying

my life be like

>>211686171
the quality of the birds around my way is shocking, rather have a wank

>>211686280
It's awful. And all those types of pubs have the tiniest most cramped fucking toilets too. The ceilings are like 5'8" and there two stalls and a trough and that's it. Nightmare nightmare nightmare.

>>211686256
actually fucking poo roaring

>>211686026 (OP)
Honestly is Britian as bad as we are?

Fridays at the GCHQ office

>>211686338
love a hotdog

doing lines in the toilet and having a wanker knock hard on the door screaming he's got to poo making me stress out

got /brit/ up on the big TV

ai image gen says i can't make her look any younger

ridiculous nanny state

>>211686340
Remember once a bird from tinder asked me to come over and I just looked at her photo for about 5 minutes and refused and did a mutual wank with a yank bird over facetime instead cuz I'd rather wank to a prettier face than shag an okay one

everyone's happiest time of life is when they're kids so how good can shagging be really?

got my where's wally boxers on

I always have my poos in spoons because the toilets are massive

Who is rorke anyways

>>211686392
Only virgins with no life think this. Your life should be peaking in your 20's.

>>211686423
Good post

got the gay porn burgers on

>>211686256
You shooting at poor Ahmed cuz Rorke shouted SHOOT THE SCARAB but you thought he said SHOOT THE ARAB

>>211686399
Haha. New concept.

visiting my gay porn nan

rorke's mum

iran is looking like a little BITCH right now

>>211686423
i fucking hope not

>>211686399
where's willy

>>211686423
didn't we establish you were a virge in the last thread?

>>211686414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adeq9wCmbdI

>>211686460
me eating dust off my carpet at 2am

>>211686450
can you pop some gay porn on the telly, deary

>>211686347
unironically went for a poo in a big london club once and the lock didn't work or i forgot to lock it
lad bursts the door open and goes ahhhhhahaha this lad's having a shit

>>211686479
scrnme

>>211686436
crying

like them on the heftier side

want to shag him up his tight pink boipucci

poo scheming

>>211686504
guess i am Timmy after all

wonder how pooing in a gay club works

>>211686472
>we

need my life ended

too slow on slither dot io these days

eating branston pickle out the jar with a spoon

going to sun my back before the weather turns

you're telling me a gay porn made this burger?

mad how we're living in the final days of the free internet

need a very pathetic gf so that I look better in comparison

>>211686461
Let me tell you why Iran can not sit back and let it all happen and give something like this a weak response.

Firstly, let's establish what Iran is currently capable of and what it is not capable of. It would not be very inaccurate to say that Iranian Air Defence and intelligence has performed quite poorly, and they have lost much of their high command. But one must understand this is not just some mere resistance group you're dealing with, but an organized armed force with multiple branches. There will be mechanisms in place for the replacement of those who have died. Perhaps the most serious loss here was of Hajizadeh, the IRGC general who organized the True Promise operations, as well as the airfields that have gotten absolutely pummeled. But as mentioned before, like Hezbollah, there will most likely be mechanisms in place for the replacements of those and Iran does lack capable and willing soldiers for those roles.

Secondly, let's talk about what Iran can do. For the most part, we can assume that the Iranian military is somewhat paralyzed at the moment, so it will not be able to launch any sort of retaliation yet. Keyword here being yet. Eventually, the paralysis will fade, plans will be drawn up, and retaliation will be carried out. Some part of the missile force is still intact, so there it is not a question of "can Iran retaliate?" and more like "will and when will Iran retaliate?".

Thirdly, let's talk about the long term consequences. The nuclear deal is dead. Dead as a doornail. Unless something more drastic happens such as Tehran getting glasses and Khamenei himself buying the farm, I don't see them rushing towards the negotiating tables. Iran is not a dumb country (although it can be at times) that it did not realize what the consequences of them not signing an embarrassing deal with the US. No, they knew. And now we have on our hands a wait and see thing.

>>211686531
they go in each other's mouths

>>211686572
he likes them young

need a uk bf so that I can bugger his arse

>>211686584
imagine the smell

>>211686584
I can understand the argument about not throwing your dole scum children at 18 like some crazy yank but how can you continue to have your children still at home at 30 and not make some effort to get them to fuck off already and start their life

too hot today

>>211686617
so do i
women age after turning 18

I still don't know how you download things from github it's not intuitive at all

you just click through file systems and end up with individual files or you download a zip and unzipping it just gives you the files instead of a working program

china finna train bitches from a young age

>>211686670
you git clone the repo

Well she was just thirteen, I was thirty-one
I said “Little girl, let’s have some fun”

I’m gonna marry that girl
She’s thirteen years old, woo!
I’m gonna marry that girl that’s thirteen years of age

Well I took her to the church after school
She’s just thirteen and she’s my cousin too
And if her daddy gets mad one of these days
I’ll shoot him in the head with his own 12 gauge

>>211686670
absolutely screaming at this

use git clone nibba

>>211686678
sex trafficking?

>>211686670
>>211686702
also you have to compile/run the program yourself. the github is just the source code.

>>211686684
>>211686702
please just fucking have sex im begging you PLEAAAASE!!!!!!!!!

>>211686485
Went for a shit in a hospital once (I wasn't in hospital I just needed a shit and I was passing by it) and it didn't have locks on the doors so I had to sit on the toilet with my legs up against the door like I was in a gyno chair doing my shit and nearly missed the bloody toilet

>>211686684
>>211686702
is this a command line tool? is it installed by default?

love living in a share house. why are there flies around the recycling bin, for fuck's sake?

>>211686670
if it's prebuilt then they will be under releases/tags
otherwise you'll have to clone the repo and build it yourself

>>211686723
you realise software developer is one of the most common jobs in the world today? it's not exclusive to incels any more

>>211686730
install git

>>211686640
it literally says she doesn't live with her parents you spastic

>github
Got the ick

>>211686756
.sh /upload

>>211686756
wait till you find out about p2p alternatives

>>211686723
the incredibly niche dungeon dweller tool known as git

losing all my innocence in the backseat

>p2p alternatives
'

white girls' bums

>find github project
>scroll to read me
>installation uses cmake

>>211686670
rattled the /g/ fatties with this one

>>211686756
yeah Gitlab is cooler, i agree

I'm a mildly successful indie game dev and I don't know how to use git. I've just been operating off 'hope my pc never breaks'

>>211686807
normally i'd be seething but this time it's you who lives under a rock

got the youtube airliners livestream on

>>211686730
you basically need to install 30 other programs and libraries. ask chat jee pee tee desu

>>211686678
girl in the back is just thinking about mao and the glory of the regime

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

>>211686742
>nowadays it's incels AND trannies!

>>211686864
what program

ergh you fucking simpletons dont get it its super intuitive and streamlined to have to click through 37 different menus before downloading the one file you're looking for

there's no reason *the* website for programming with every single piece of code ever written on it can't just have a nice easy download button

there's zero reason for this

>>211686864
Social anxiety.

>>211686864
retard link the repo

would literally kill a man for the right to lick her bumhole

>>211686864
Well mate you went to GitHub which is a website for hosting fucking code what do you expect?
if you want an exe download it from another site

>>211686883
I've always thought this

>>211686870
the bits of her hair sticking up look like big pincers of a beetle or perhaps a centipede

>>211686896
This is an Indian movie.

>>211686723
rm dir eshay_cunt

Sometimes fantasise that the bareback chink brasses in my town are harvesting white men's genetic material for the glory of Chinese Marxist-Leninism

>>211686896
>>211686910

>>211686504
Heavier than me

>>211686912
>>211686883
just shows you don't understand how software works. what exactly would this button download? most code isn't a desktop application. sometimes it's a library, other times a command line tool, or an engine, or a script.

Ill be supporting the aryans in this conflict

>>211686940
id punch your cranium into fine red mist in the blink of an eye if you dared say anything as virginous as this in front of me

>>211686914
oo i'd like to human centipede her y'know?
or butter her fly

>>211686640
they want a scapegoat

Can't tell if it's zoomers or grandads who don't know how to use github

>>211686945
Was just saying this down the stackexchange

they're putting me in the gay porn olympics even though I never signed up or agreed to it wtf

wish i were deceased

>>211686978
concession? accepted

>>211686954
he's not entirely wrong
for end user applications it's somewhat lazy on the developer's part to not have CI/CD and automatic releases
and building software is easy, except on windows where it's a massive pain the arse, which is microsoft's fault

>>211686988
Zoomers who grew up on an ipad where everything is done for them and now lack basic computer skills

*uploads my life's work to github*
.docx format

>>211687038
Key.

These github posts really rattled the technologically illiterate boomers

>>211687037
im a three-time synchronised felching gold medalist

>>211687029
hope you didnt overflow x

>>211686904
does look scrumptious in that position
bet she gapes

growing some mushrooms but no idea what to do now they getting bigger

>>211687044
cmon nigga installing shit from github without an .exe is clearly not basic

had to upgrade to windows 11 and they've got adverts on the start menu

>>211687072
you've just taught me a new word
I wish you hadn't

heard any news from the persian homeland?

>>211687044
>>211687061
nah computer nerds are just solipsistic freaks who feel the need to overcomplicate shit for their own sick masturbatory satisfaction, you CANNOT refute this

>>211686988
I unironically have a first in computer science and don't know how to use it lol

(◠‿◠)

>>211686973
Based

Iran is fighting the same fight that Germany fought in 1939-1945.

Against the Eternal, International Jew!

its up

>>211687108
you do not posess the gift of mathematics it appears

>>211687119
not allowed to post this

>>211687087
send them into the BBC and say your council is trying to kill you

>>211687108
it's easily refuted by the fact that supporting different operating systems and versions and tons of other variables isn't as easy as you think

>>211687127
If there is a god in heaven he will grant them victory
Gott mitt uns

>>211687149
Kmsk? Pov??

Safeguarding mateyyyyyyyy

>>211687162
I do this same thing kek

Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely daughter :)

>>211687162
These days if you do it they'll cart you off
Fucking uptight zoomers

>>211687162
my grandpa used to just take his shirt completely off when doing the yardwork
I don't understand why they leave it on

Sir Adolf Hitler would support Iran if he were alive today.

what would happen if you put a mold of your own cock inside a mold of your own sex arse

flicking sultanas at the cat

on the ebony bwc porn hunt

>>211687220
Hitler would not be able to git clone a repo i can tell you that much

>>211687211
XD

>>211687145
who are you?

>>211687232
lmao i believe this

British media be like
>Israeli officials confirm the sky is in fact yellow
>[opponent] sources claim grass to be green, this has NOT been independently verified

Un lío, in qualche senso

>>211687240
her arse need to be way bigger

>>211687278
dirty devil

/blackwife2025/

>>211687278
Cowboy.

might spend the weekend playing video games and wanking in my smelly bedroom

michael keaton is a very cool looking dude

Hate having to be in charge of managing runts at work and making them do things properly.

Stop making confusing folder structures only you know.
Stop making documents that aren't official and look like dogshit.
Stop making typos that I have to correct.

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGH

>>211687278
she was of a time when fat arsed women were rightly ridiculed

>>211687261
smd you cant even give your homie a goodbye kiss these days

>>211687261
zesty mf's, typical lightskin too

>>211687318
clueless freak

>>211687261
the cronem

>>211687316
sounds like your job's fairly easy

>>211687293
things are looking up for Project Persian Reffo Girlfriend

>>211687318
she was a sex symbol, jesus christ zoomer

anyone trying in vain

>>211687363
yes and she didn't have a fat arse

realistically what's stopping someone from printing out some fake parking fine notices and just directing them to pay your own bank account
seems like a good graft

>>211687346
It's just extremely busy because the company I work for insists on having minimal staff and has no capacity

>>211687374
What?

>>211687307
Man was a goofy ass lookin bald mf even before batman but he got that vibe you know

just did my yearly routine of finding out mel brooks is still alive

>>211687393
I had a mate who got a parking fine in the yellow envelopes they do and his gimmick was putting it on random cars outside the pub

>>211687426
Yeah.

Faust is here

>>211687434
Foreskin juice innit

3pm

>>211687461
Yes.

haben sie gehort das deutsche band?

it can be a bit reddit but there's something nice about custom wi-fi names, it's like a cheesy little one liner your neighbours thought of :)

>>211687499
more realistically they're gonna shoot some rockets into an empty desert and claim a win

>>211687393
You'd eventually get caught out when you do it to someone who actually understands it
Though this scam does exist, I hear it's done mainly in places where you wouldn't typically get a fine so the lads who actually do it aren't around

whats that song you hear on all football shows that
ta tadata tadata tadatadatadata
like the singer is actually saying that

ever wanked another lad off? because I have

>>211687558
don't know what song you mean

>>211687477
All got their blazers off today

>>211687592
I have had gay sex with quite a few different men over the years

>>211687382
she was considered to at the time

>>211687592
one time but i didn't coom
switched to straight porn and coomed

>>211687558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofRCldHb7X0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpZx4YPxwlU

The only two songs from football TV that you need to know

honestly half of brit is bent

>>211687592
come find out x

>>211687558
vocaroo it m8

>>211687558
The Life of Riley by The Lightning Seeds

>>211687600
this one
https://youtu.be/bF014EUJrSI?feature=shared&t=530

>>211687558
Vindaloo fat lez

>>211687527
lol

>>211687426
>goofy ass lookin bald mf
that's attractive

>>211687629
Well I'm not bent, so what does that make you?

https://youtu.be/FPzI4dpEcF8

Apologies, I was held up

>>211687632
in the background here
https://youtu.be/bF014EUJrSI?feature=shared&t=530

>>211687639
if you don't know what song that is it means you are a zoomer and I will not be informing you

>>211687629
there's being bent and then there's kissing your cute homie after a few drinks and you're both lost in the moment

>>211687639
kaiser chiefs

>>211687659
cheers
>>211687653
get fucked

>>211687652
its the fratellis

beer

RIPA 2000

>>211687558
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM

mental how I've unironically went to a gay sauna multiple times and had unprotected sex with strangers several times

Lads I can’t fucking log in to my Xbox. Just wanted to play gay porn on the big screen. My Friday is fucking ruined

anyone got a job

>>211687670
it's the fratellis my bad

>>211687679
cheers found it

>>211687687
Get on github theres a program for that

>>211687685
We appreciate your honesty, Your Majesty

>>211687261
ziedbelg's crush

>>211687652
chelsea dagger
are you a turbo zoomer?

nothing worse than wanting to get drunk but deciding against it then later on you wish you did just get drunk anyway

literally me until /brit/ helped

>>211687652
Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger

>>211687687
Nice.

>>211687652
Zoom zoom

For me, its
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbRatbef_o4&list=RDbbRatbef_o4&start_radio=1

Having a binocular wank

Very upsetting to know some of you lot are too young to have heard the song Chelsea Dagger despite it being played everywhere constantly in the mid and late 200's

I PREDICT A RIOT I PREDICT A RIOT

>>211687718
I'm supping whisky right now
only a jura so it's a bit grim, might mix well with lemonade though

>>211687753
mid and late 200s yeah?

>>211687717
heard it a million times just didn't know the name

>>211687731
stop trying to fit in cody you had no clue that song even existed iyc

anyone know that song where the gorillaz dude goes WOO HOO a bunch of times?

>>211687753
I had a fucking job when that came out

in the mid and late 200's he says

>>211687753
we've all heard it ya spacker, even zoomers have. asking for the name literally implies that you've heard it.

>>211687741
if I could buy knockers, I would

was gonna have a wank but too depressed now

i say dont you know
you say you dont know
i say
take me out

>>211687768
Feel Good Inc

No Iranian ever called me incel

>>211687685
Rorke muttering this before a final death rattle as a masked nurse dabs his forehead with a sponge held between tweezers

Whistle for the choir mogs Chelsea dagger

>>211686945
this guy is saying what we're all thinking

what's that song that makes you have bi thoughts when you're listening to it

asking for a mate

>>211687768
Blur - Song 2
feel like you might be taking piss but im answering anyways

>>211687753
still hear it sometimes here

vgh the fratellis...the strokes....franz ferdinand...THOSE were the days....

>>211687775
rent boy were you?

>>211687768
I got my head checked

>>211687827
thats every damn song i listen to mate!!!!

NEW

>>211687868
>>211687868
>>211687868

>>211687853
this but completely unironically

>>211687853
peak british music

>>211687834
yh i was but appreciate the (you) x

Rocking Amy Winehouse cover this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L3xpmfJp0Xc

>>211687719
what song is this

your thread just been jangled mate

jan man did not like that thread one little bit

BATTERED

>>211688020
>>211688020
>>211688020

third to last post

>>211687910
In my head there was about 6 months between this coming out and the cover version that memoryholed it

>>211688005
it made him have bi thoughts and that cant be

>does anyone know what this song is called?
>HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS FACKING ZOOMER WERE YOU BORN YESTERDAY PLEASE NOTICE HOW OLD I AM

tbf, it was early
so sorry janny x

oh great we get a pedo edition instead of a gay one fabulous

not posting in the pedo thread

I WANNA GET FREE I WANNA GET FREE I WANNA GET FREE RIDE INTO THE SUN

may as well stay here. nonce edish will be deleted unless janny is also one of those types

>>211688048
was still early

Non-Whites are a biological infestation.

>>211688074
tranny janny discord pedos need to be euthanized

>Finally do your job and delete a bunch of posts
>Thread is now under the bump limit so you can fuck off the new too
I'm onto your little game, J-man

not posting in a nonce thread

>>211688149
he's a bad person

leftypols on fire
the school kids are terrified

*fires rorke from my desk*

get married

>>211688362
nuclear coper

>>211688362
true
>>211688387
false