sold my vacuum today
all it was doing was collecting dust
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:30:35 PM
No.211686391
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I see you've put those Irish craic genes to good use
I bought a used vacuum cleaner from an Aussie lad today but it sucks.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:38:07 PM
No.211686636
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I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, and if it's a fish I eat it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:19:07 PM
No.211689995
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A new woman started at work today. She's only 5ft tall but must weight about 20 stone. She said, 'Hi, I'm Anita'
I said I can see that you fat cunt
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:23:04 PM
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>>211690799
Nigger with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar
The bartender says: hey thats pretty cool. Where did you get it from?
The parrot says: AFRICA!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:49:16 PM
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>>211695862
I got hired at a new job today by a swede. Finally left my former aussie employer. The swede has high standards though, I'm worried he might think my work sucks.