sold my vacuum today
all it was doing was collecting dust
I see you've put those Irish craic genes to good use
I bought a used vacuum cleaner from an Aussie lad today but it sucks.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, and if it's a fish I eat it
A new woman started at work today. She's only 5ft tall but must weight about 20 stone. She said, 'Hi, I'm Anita'
I said I can see that you fat cunt
Nigger with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar
The bartender says: hey thats pretty cool. Where did you get it from?
The parrot says: AFRICA!
I got hired at a new job today by a swede. Finally left my former aussie employer. The swede has high standards though, I'm worried he might think my work sucks.