Thread 211691025

Might go to prison next week.
What's prison like in your country.

>>211691025 (OP)
good riddance

>>211691025 (OP)
what did you do nigga

It's great. You make new friends, eat good food

>>211691149
trespassing
assault
assault on a public officer

>>211691025 (OP)
Did you kill someone?

>>211691202
Real nigga right here. Respect yo

>>211691202
thats badass

>>211691202
based

>>211691202
modern bonifacio

i dont know
here in Germany you literally have to behead 20 babies to go to prison or you a right-winger and post some jokes on Facebook. Otherwise it´s impossible to get a prison sentence

>>211691202
damn you MIGHT go to prison?

nigga you GOING

>>211691202
Based

>>211691202
There's no might
you are going to prison
try not to drop the soap

>>211691515
>>211691554

>>211691202
Respect.

>>211691025 (OP)
>Cramped
>Humid in the summer and cold in winter
>No beds
>Full of gay pedophiles

>>211691647
Exactly the same here, except for the pedos. They kill the pedos here.

>>211691647
So no difference than being outside other than cold winters?

mt

>>211691647
>>211691776
no beds?

>>211691025 (OP)
For possession of cheese pizza?

>>211692242
Too luxurious

>>211691025 (OP)
It's not too late. Memorize entire D&D ruleset and have fun with your (in)mates, fren.

>>211691202
faustian

>>211691202
>trespassing
>assault
>assault on a public officer
AYO ANON IS THIS YOU?
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/vitaly-zdorovetskiy-jail-time-18-months-philippines-russia-urges-tourists-obey-local-laws-1735303
DIE FUCKING ZIGGER

>>211692456
"Call the police I already won" ass face

>>211691202
do it again it'll be funny

>>211691025 (OP)
>>211691202
say hi to Vitaly for me

>>211691776
I think they do that everywhere. It's just that in Bangladesh you'd have nothing left once you're done.

>>211691025 (OP)
It was shitty, had to sleep on the floor with other 10 guys, poop when others were looking, forced to hear horrible music and keep my head down everytime some neguinho started to talk about his gang, I left in a year and a half, I killed a guy driving drunk

>>211694096
what the fuck man

>>211694174
Useless lawyer, I didnt do it on purporse, I hope I find him drunk in a street someday too

>>211694248
>dead lawyer
good
>drunk driving
bad

>>211692561
he tried and failed to get deported though

>>211692258
Wrong SEAmonkey that's indog

Depends on the prison. My local womens prison is getting sued because they took video of women showering and getting strip searched

Dangerous, with sadistic guards who allow prisonere to smuggle in phones, firm gangs, and beat up/kill other prisoners. The gay rape is a fake meme made up to try and humiliate prisoners.
They are also a lot of times used as slave labor the prison profits from, while paying them pennies for it so they can claim "its not slavery! They get paid :)".

>>211691025 (OP)
Just escape to another country.
>island
Shit that's harder but still doable, get a boat.

if you're a good boy you end up at william head prison which has a golf course and 4 conjugal visits a year

there's other prisons here which are also nice but you have to lie and say you're native to go to

>>211691025 (OP)
Why not just swim to some other island? The island has an advantage over the mainland

>>211691202
>mfw people can go to jail for trespassing in the philippines

>>211691025 (OP)
From what I've seen prison would be sort of nice if it weren't for the other prisoners yelling and having psychic breaks and making the guards spray out the whole cell because they refuse to come out for transfer

>>211700097
People would go to jail for trespassing here if our government wasn't so gay.

>>211691202
Not Guilty

>>211691025 (OP)
>>211694096
>crimimals post in my board
Grim

>>211694096
>>211694248
>kill someone due to his own incompetence
>only gets a year and half in prison
What a shithole county this is. If it were up to me, people like you would be sentenced to death.

>>211701290
Maybe look both sides before crossing the streets at night and you may see a car coming at high speed towards you, was not my fault dude was careless

>>211691202
based retard

better protect ur butthole though

>>211691202
BASED PNOY

>>211701948
You literally said you were drunk, you fucking spastic. Even if you hadn't killed anyone, you should have gone to prison way longer just for driving under influence.

>>211702081
So? It was 2am, nobody on the streets, would do no harm, if he looked around he would see me coming, I was set up by this suicidal retard

>>211702357
People with monkey brain like yours is the reason this country will never stop being a shithole. You're practically an animal that doesn't understand what it did wrong and trying to explain it to you is fruitless.

>>211702656
Whatever, you better lookout the next time you are crossing the street after midnight, would be a shame...

>>211691202
madlad

>>211702081
this, drunk driving should result in a streetside execution

>>211691202
Based
>>211691515
Probably not if it's his first felony

>>211691202
the most powerful race

>>211703985
It's a safe and legal thrill

>>211703985
Worst part is liquorniggers usually survive the accidents they cause unless their vehicle is obliterated because they don't have the reaction speed to instantly tense up

>>211691202
Grip the soap tightly, anon. Good luck.

>>211691508
persecution complex is real in this post

>>211692561
Pathetic man

>>211705716
Chuds need to feel like a victim

>>211691025 (OP)
i heard they dont use lube in prison. rip ur sphincter.

>>211694096
>keep my head down everytime some neguinho started to talk about his gang
We know who was the beta here

>>211702357
Based free driver
>>211702656
Cringe moralfag

>>211691202
https://youtu.be/w15oWDh02K4

>>211691202
based

>>211691776
At first glance I thought your flag was Saudi Arabia, so I was a little confused by your comment. But at a second glance I realized you had a brazilian flag, so I was still confused by your comment...

>>211709150
I think it's the illness?

>>211691025 (OP)
>>211691202
prove it
post official document without everything personal removed