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Anonymous Philippines No.211691025 [Report] >>211691086 >>211691149 >>211691206 >>211691647 >>211692258 >>211692363 >>211693137 >>211694096 >>211696740 >>211700017 >>211700163 >>211700629 >>211705801 >>211709224
Might go to prison next week.
What's prison like in your country.
Anonymous Estonia No.211691086 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
good riddance
Anonymous Poland No.211691149 [Report] >>211691202
>>211691025 (OP)
what did you do nigga
Anonymous United States No.211691171 [Report]
It's great. You make new friends, eat good food
Anonymous Philippines No.211691202 [Report] >>211691278 >>211691282 >>211691297 >>211691389 >>211691515 >>211691545 >>211691554 >>211691589 >>211692392 >>211692456 >>211693105 >>211693137 >>211700097 >>211700455 >>211701964 >>211702060 >>211703956 >>211704013 >>211704021 >>211705526 >>211708259 >>211708265 >>211709224
>>211691149
trespassing
assault
assault on a public officer
Anonymous Brazil No.211691206 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
Did you kill someone?
Anonymous Brazil No.211691278 [Report]
>>211691202
Real nigga right here. Respect yo
Anonymous Chile No.211691282 [Report]
>>211691202
thats badass
Anonymous Poland No.211691297 [Report]
>>211691202
based
Anonymous Philippines No.211691389 [Report]
>>211691202
modern bonifacio
Anonymous Germany No.211691508 [Report] >>211705716
i dont know
here in Germany you literally have to behead 20 babies to go to prison or you a right-winger and post some jokes on Facebook. Otherwise it´s impossible to get a prison sentence
Anonymous Poland No.211691515 [Report] >>211691568 >>211704013
>>211691202
damn you MIGHT go to prison?

nigga you GOING
Anonymous United States No.211691545 [Report]
>>211691202
Based
Anonymous Israel No.211691554 [Report] >>211691568
>>211691202
There's no might
you are going to prison
try not to drop the soap
Anonymous Philippines No.211691568 [Report]
>>211691515
>>211691554
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211691589 [Report]
>>211691202
Respect.
Anonymous Bangladesh No.211691647 [Report] >>211691776 >>211691894 >>211692242
>>211691025 (OP)
>Cramped
>Humid in the summer and cold in winter
>No beds
>Full of gay pedophiles
Anonymous Brazil No.211691776 [Report] >>211692242 >>211693977 >>211708647
>>211691647
Exactly the same here, except for the pedos. They kill the pedos here.
Anonymous United States No.211691894 [Report]
>>211691647
So no difference than being outside other than cold winters?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.211692200 [Report]
mt
Anonymous Lithuania No.211692242 [Report] >>211692311
>>211691647
>>211691776
no beds?
Anonymous Finland No.211692258 [Report] >>211694888
>>211691025 (OP)
For possession of cheese pizza?
Anonymous Brazil No.211692311 [Report]
>>211692242
Too luxurious
Anonymous Croatia No.211692363 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
It's not too late. Memorize entire D&D ruleset and have fun with your (in)mates, fren.
Anonymous Portugal No.211692392 [Report]
>>211691202
faustian
Anonymous Philippines No.211692456 [Report] >>211692561
>>211691202
>trespassing
>assault
>assault on a public officer
AYO ANON IS THIS YOU?
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/vitaly-zdorovetskiy-jail-time-18-months-philippines-russia-urges-tourists-obey-local-laws-1735303
DIE FUCKING ZIGGER
Anonymous Brazil No.211692561 [Report] >>211694551 >>211705766
>>211692456
"Call the police I already won" ass face
Anonymous United States No.211693105 [Report]
>>211691202
do it again it'll be funny
Anonymous Thailand No.211693137 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
>>211691202
say hi to Vitaly for me
Anonymous Finland No.211693977 [Report]
>>211691776
I think they do that everywhere. It's just that in Bangladesh you'd have nothing left once you're done.
Anonymous Brazil No.211694096 [Report] >>211694174 >>211700629 >>211701290 >>211705845
>>211691025 (OP)
It was shitty, had to sleep on the floor with other 10 guys, poop when others were looking, forced to hear horrible music and keep my head down everytime some neguinho started to talk about his gang, I left in a year and a half, I killed a guy driving drunk
Anonymous Malaysia No.211694174 [Report] >>211694248
>>211694096
what the fuck man
Anonymous Brazil No.211694248 [Report] >>211694328 >>211701290
>>211694174
Useless lawyer, I didnt do it on purporse, I hope I find him drunk in a street someday too
Anonymous Malaysia No.211694328 [Report]
>>211694248
>dead lawyer
good
>drunk driving
bad
Anonymous Philippines No.211694551 [Report]
>>211692561
he tried and failed to get deported though
Anonymous United States No.211694888 [Report]
>>211692258
Wrong SEAmonkey that's indog
Anonymous United States No.211695022 [Report]
Depends on the prison. My local womens prison is getting sued because they took video of women showering and getting strip searched
Anonymous United States No.211696577 [Report]
Dangerous, with sadistic guards who allow prisonere to smuggle in phones, firm gangs, and beat up/kill other prisoners. The gay rape is a fake meme made up to try and humiliate prisoners.
They are also a lot of times used as slave labor the prison profits from, while paying them pennies for it so they can claim "its not slavery! They get paid :)".
Anonymous Argentina No.211696740 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
Just escape to another country.
>island
Shit that's harder but still doable, get a boat.
Anonymous Canada No.211697054 [Report]
if you're a good boy you end up at william head prison which has a golf course and 4 conjugal visits a year

there's other prisons here which are also nice but you have to lie and say you're native to go to
Anonymous Russian Federation No.211700017 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
Why not just swim to some other island? The island has an advantage over the mainland
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211700097 [Report] >>211700233
>>211691202
>mfw people can go to jail for trespassing in the philippines
Anonymous United States No.211700163 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
From what I've seen prison would be sort of nice if it weren't for the other prisoners yelling and having psychic breaks and making the guards spray out the whole cell because they refuse to come out for transfer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211700233 [Report]
>>211700097
People would go to jail for trespassing here if our government wasn't so gay.
Anonymous United States No.211700455 [Report]
>>211691202
Not Guilty
Anonymous Brazil No.211700629 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
>>211694096
>crimimals post in my board
Grim
Anonymous Brazil No.211701290 [Report] >>211701948
>>211694096
>>211694248
>kill someone due to his own incompetence
>only gets a year and half in prison
What a shithole county this is. If it were up to me, people like you would be sentenced to death.
Anonymous Brazil No.211701948 [Report] >>211702081
>>211701290
Maybe look both sides before crossing the streets at night and you may see a car coming at high speed towards you, was not my fault dude was careless
Anonymous Philippines No.211701964 [Report]
>>211691202
based retard

better protect ur butthole though
Anonymous Indonesia No.211702060 [Report]
>>211691202
BASED PNOY
Anonymous Brazil No.211702081 [Report] >>211702357 >>211703985
>>211701948
You literally said you were drunk, you fucking spastic. Even if you hadn't killed anyone, you should have gone to prison way longer just for driving under influence.
Anonymous Brazil No.211702357 [Report] >>211702656 >>211708235
>>211702081
So? It was 2am, nobody on the streets, would do no harm, if he looked around he would see me coming, I was set up by this suicidal retard
Anonymous Brazil No.211702656 [Report] >>211703917 >>211708235
>>211702357
People with monkey brain like yours is the reason this country will never stop being a shithole. You're practically an animal that doesn't understand what it did wrong and trying to explain it to you is fruitless.
Anonymous Brazil No.211703917 [Report]
>>211702656
Whatever, you better lookout the next time you are crossing the street after midnight, would be a shame...
Anonymous France No.211703956 [Report]
>>211691202
madlad
Anonymous United States No.211703985 [Report] >>211704023 >>211704510
>>211702081
this, drunk driving should result in a streetside execution
Anonymous Italy No.211704013 [Report]
>>211691202
Based
>>211691515
Probably not if it's his first felony
Anonymous United States No.211704021 [Report]
>>211691202
the most powerful race
Anonymous United States No.211704023 [Report]
>>211703985
It's a safe and legal thrill
Anonymous United States No.211704510 [Report]
>>211703985
Worst part is liquorniggers usually survive the accidents they cause unless their vehicle is obliterated because they don't have the reaction speed to instantly tense up
Anonymous Mexico No.211705526 [Report]
>>211691202
Grip the soap tightly, anon. Good luck.
Anonymous Italy No.211705716 [Report] >>211705800
>>211691508
persecution complex is real in this post
Anonymous Brazil No.211705766 [Report]
>>211692561
Pathetic man
Anonymous Brazil No.211705800 [Report]
>>211705716
Chuds need to feel like a victim
Anonymous Mexico No.211705801 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
i heard they dont use lube in prison. rip ur sphincter.
Anonymous Brazil No.211705845 [Report]
>>211694096
>keep my head down everytime some neguinho started to talk about his gang
We know who was the beta here
Anonymous United States No.211708235 [Report]
>>211702357
Based free driver
>>211702656
Cringe moralfag
Anonymous Jordan No.211708259 [Report]
>>211691202
https://youtu.be/w15oWDh02K4
Anonymous United States No.211708265 [Report]
>>211691202
based
Anonymous United States No.211708647 [Report]
>>211691776
At first glance I thought your flag was Saudi Arabia, so I was a little confused by your comment. But at a second glance I realized you had a brazilian flag, so I was still confused by your comment...
Anonymous United States No.211709150 [Report] >>211709188
Anonymous Egypt No.211709188 [Report]
>>211709150
I think it's the illness?
Anonymous Australia No.211709224 [Report]
>>211691025 (OP)
>>211691202
prove it
post official document without everything personal removed