Thread 211694276

/cum/ wins the 'No posts in minutes' award

Should I be worried about this? I spent my twenties making fun of people who like Star Wars, calling it soy wars and shit. But lately I've been kind of getting into it. Not so much the movies but the overall world, I've been enjoying some Star Wars games like battlefront and kotor. Is it over? Have I become the Soyjack?

Everytime I think I stop hating women, my womanchild mom does something to reinvigorate it

>>211694521
Get into Warhammer instead
>>211694555
You live with her and she's the child here?

you guys ever watch tigtone on adult swim

>>211694592
Who raised me

>>211694276 (OP)
Should have voted for Kamala, stupid Drumpftards

>>211694627
I support ICE and I support war

>>211694654
ok then go die for Israel zogbotty

YOU
WILL NOT
REPLACE US

>>211694687
More likely to die from the infinite illegal criminals Kamala let in/would've let in than to die for Israel

>>211694687
Denounce Muhammad

Israel unanimously makes browns seethe
I stand for Israel and the Israeli people

>>211694799
NPC mindset.

I stand with my brown brothers and their crusade against the jews, alhamdulillah

>>211694895
I stand for the extermination of the melinated races

I SPIT upon the disgusting pedophile prophet's stinking, putrescent corpse.

The kikes are getting uppity again

Muhammad (eternal hellfire and torment upon him) is a DOG

>>211694711
I denounce M*hammad (shit be upon him)
I denounce Yeshua (fucking christcucks)
I denounce the Talmiud (total kike death)

>>211694984
Odinism was created in the 1850s

>>211694799
>brown people are killing brown people over brown religions, that's why you have to support these brown people against these other brown people or I will say that you are brown
miss me with that shit

Test

According to the left, Israelis are our white European brothers and sisters

>>211695007
try 10000 years ago brown shitskin

>>211695030
Hardly anyone kills each other over religion, that's just a pretense

Belgium isn't a real country

>>211695101
That's rich coming from the 13 colonies + annexed brown states + Alaska

>>211695071
Point me to the ancient sources it's based on
The religion completely died out

Grab a bitch by her throat

>>211695151
British recognized our sovereignty in 1783 buddy

are there any Alaska or Hawaii anons who frequent /cum/?

>>211695101
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgae
OH NO NO NO

>>211695183
Statistically speaking yes

>>211695154
I could ask the same about kike-ianity

>>211695187
>we used to name of an ancient Roman province that's unrelated to us so it means it was us
Ghana, Benin, and Azerbaijan tier

Mark Carney more like KIKE Carney

>>211695263
BTFO and mad af

>>211695246
You could say it but you would be wrong because there's lots of text and the religion didn't die out

N

>>211695291
>t. nafri

europoors out

i think i’ll go to louisiana and try to get on a shrimping boat (i won’t actually)

>>211694276 (OP)
yet another mexican coomer thread with no subject matter, just base instinct.

>>211695317
>t. Mexican

>>211695363
Dumbass nigga

>>211695340
Shutcho bitchass up

>>211695340
das rite! kill every wh*te in America.
or do you believe in the Yakubian Theory?

>>211695354
just about a mile from texarkana

>>211695397
Stop copying my posts

>>211694276 (OP)
Hey guys, I found this weird geography video
https://youtu.be/-52hFkpoE_A?si=58_pr1XtHkw7xJD-

>>211695397
fk is an honorary American

Suck my dick from behind

>>211695413
I believe it because it's true and I worship my Father, Yakub

when I open a parcel from china I put my face in the package and take a really big inhale because I think it's cool to be breathing air from the other side of the world

>>211695473
based

Chinese restaurants srsly be named: 加家樂 特色火鍋燒烤專賣店 Happy House Fresh Taste Meats

>>211695426
I saw that too, shit is weird

>>211695450
*teases your taint*

>>211695477
Lil nigga bout to be patient 0

>>211695477
Chinks srsly buy canned air ostensibly from places like the Rockies or Alaska meanwhile it's just regular ass city air

Sometimes when I poop it's just blood

>>211694521
no those games are objectively good
the rest of it is shit and you wont enjoy it

>>211695426
What the fuck happened at the 4:31 mark?

>>211695426
Ermagerd this video totally like glitched out!!

>>211695154
Is it not the prose edda?

>>211695731
I think it was an edit the person did but it is still so weird

>>211695765
Written in the 13th century AT THE VERY EARLIEST, hundreds of years after the death or conversion of the last worshipper of Odin

penis

i am one ugly truecel

>>211696250
I can fix that for you real quick

>>211696264
are you a cosmetic surgeon

>>211694521
Read the kotor comic

fuck can't browse this site in public anymore

you're all a bunch of noobs

>>211695187
Belgay

>>211696444
im sexy thoever

psycho mantis?

The great Noob vs Newb debate

women are so sexy, why wont they have sex with me?

Is it allowed for a Christian man to fall in love with a Muslim girl?

>>211696665
They will
Just pay them

>>211696720
Depends on the country
Tunisia is the only Nafri country where Muslim women are allowed to marry Christian men

my post office sometimes marks envelopes as delivered two days before they actually get around to delivering it.

>>211696665
are you sexy?

>>211696807
Sue them

>>211696852
no

>>211696746
this webm would be funnier if a hundred jeet grope monkeys piled in to the pool from the darkness behind

This is amazing

https://x.com/br4ttea/status/1932173682929254673

>says her most irrational fear is men
>Dresses like that
???

>>211696767
Tunisia is such based country

There is this cute German journalist who lives in Israel and she just reported from a bunker in Tel Aviv.
I would love to kiss her gently.

>>211696877
that answers the question then...

I was a swimmer twink in HS then I switched to road cycling after HS now I'm a 30 y/o babyface that's gonna morph into a twunk gopefully for my later years

>>211697147
What's her name?

>>211697206
Ok

>>211697150
this is why women dont deserve rights

>>211697206
Kill yourself

Remember that Tunisian guy who lit himself on fire in public because a female cop slapped him

>>211697229
Sophie von der Tann

>>211697287
you're fat lol

>>211697308
Doesn't look special too me but very Germanic. Our Brazilian incel chud would definitely like her.

Saw a really short guy in public and my dad started laughing out loud immediately while the guy was in our vicinity

>>211697427
Why is your father so mean

>>211697427
trailer park personality.

Knew a brown Iranian guy who went by “Antonio” and larped as a spic
Some people will do anything to fit in

>>211697427
rude

>>211697452
Idk He’s just a brute

Important…

>>211697493
was his name terrone by any chance

>>211697585
me on the left women on the right

>>211697593
I just said his name was Antonio

>>211697620
Based

>>211697427
how short was he

do people actually wear pajamas

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED KIKES

>>211697664
No more than 5’2
But it was mostly funny because he wearing a suit idk how to explain it

>>211697683
women do

RUH ROH

99 ballistic missiles
Floating over Tel Aviv
Panic bells, it's red alert!
There's something here from Iran!

>>211697684
Tick tock.
The people know.

Why am I supposed to care if two Middle Eastern shitholes are squabbling for the five billionth time?

Am Yisrael Chai

Bug Shapiro and Jordan Peterson are having consoling sex right now while Candace Owens scats on them.

>zoomer girl they just hired at my job has a question in our team chat
>no one answers her
>feel bad and give her an answer
>she thanks me
>10 minutes later she dms me with more questions
>now is just constantly messaging me
>she literally does not know how computers work
>can't find her start menu half the time or anything
>like working with a 90 year old not an 18 year old
>had to make up an excuse about leaving early today and set myself to offline to get any work done
holy fuck never do good deeds they will absolutely fuck you in the ass

>>211694276 (OP)
It's not right for a non-South Korean to do archery. The gold medal always goes to a South Korean anyway. It is much harder to win a domestic archery competition in South Korea than the Olympics Archery.

>>211697829
How did she get the job in the first place?

>>211697829
your mistake is you let her fuck you in the ass when she should be the one letting you fuck her in the ass

>>211697829
tell those bitch asses to hire me nigga

>>211695865
So it predated the 1800's?

>>211697829
Zoomers don’t know how to use a mouse

>>211697894
female privilege

I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching seinfeld reruns

>>211697684
Feels good man
Even if just a few are dead

>>211697894
because she's an "intern" its paid though so idk why they hired someone with zero knowledge of what a computer is who's job is sitting on a computer all day, I guess they figure she'll be gone in a few months anyway
>>211697937
she barely does the way she moves it around when she shares her screen is literally 90 year old dementia grandma tier, the start menu is always in the bottom left how does she keep forgetting?

>>211697872
We takes your best athletes and win Gold medals with them. Koreas could never.


https://youtu.be/3opTwpiCZ6c?si=mjR007gur2oogvgo

I love cilantro so goddamn much

>>211698088
I used to not like it very much but I've developed a taste for it. Can't have tacos without cilantro and onions now

Looks like the Iranians were pulling punches all along. I can't believe I've lived long enough to watch the beautiful sight of Tel Aviv turned into rubble. The whole world is with Iran!

>>211698138
Big deal
Even hamas gets a few missiles through every once in a while

>>211698022
She was born in the US. She's not the one of us in the first place.

>>211697872
I don't think that's true

>>211698138
Nothing is happening

>spend your whole life being a vegetable eating exercise healthtard
>die at 80 like everyone else if you dont get some random cancer before then

>>211698171
>>211698196
Coping cohens
Tel aviv is on fire right now and IM LOVING IT

>>211698138
you are such a loser lmfao

>>211698138
I want to see them finish the job. This shower of sparkles in the Shock & Awe style is underwhelming. Launch the serious stuff. Glass the region.

MY DICK IS HARD

Iran and Israel are both terrorist regimes.

some people say cilantro but I prefer to say coriander

>>211698230
Tel Aviv is on chillmode rn

Problematic

>couple missiles make it through
OMGGGGGGGG TEL AVIV IS RUINED........lolno

>>211698293
I say coriander for the seeds and cilantro for the leaves

>>211698374
This

DIMONA NUCLEAR SITE BEING TARGETED BY IRAN
OH FUCK LMAO

>>211698225
tbqh this is why I don't care that much about eating healthy, as long as you're not fat it doesn't matter too much, at most you'll add on like 2-3 years to your life and that's assuming you live 100% perfectly and natural which isn't even possible its likely that the microplastics in the water will even it out

I think I have a problem

>>211698386
Something that seems to have gotten dropped really quickly from media coverage is that Iran had spies at the site and paid off israelis to let them continue spying and not tell the international community so this is all self inflicted on israel's part

Israel casually offs half of the Iranian military elite and carpet bombs the country
Iran responds by spergblasting their entire rocket arsenal and a whopping two make it through the air defense

Truly Israel will fall tonight!

The problem with this war that Israel started is that if Israel is in a position where they are losing, they are going to call on us to save them. It's not a fair fight. All of the weapons Israel uses to incinerate children with our manufactured in america. The entire Middle East knows this fact even if most burgers are stupid and content to play with their video games and their toys like little children. Everything Israel does is connected to us because we are compromised by our relationship with them.

>>211698293
they are different parts of the same plant

208.5lb/94.5kg
The last time i remember weighing this low was like 5 years ago
The cardio has been doing WORK
When i inevitably slow down and stop running like 5 days a week im going to balloon with water weight lmfao

>>211698620
>208.5lb
jesus christ

My heart is sinking

My understanding is that many people in Tel Aviv don't really have bomb shelters since Israeli defense doctrine does not account for missiles or drones penetrating Iron Dome. They huddle in staircases, so assume large casualties if any buildings are demolished.

>>211694276 (OP)
Latinx excellence

>>211698511
Islamic terrorists in Germany never targeted a synagogue. Why?

>>211698699
Haha

>>211698620
Congratulations, anon! Keep going with your weight loss journey!

>>211698651
I lifta da weights and eata da food but only just started doing da run :(

>>211698727
Because that wouldn’t create the terror they’re after

Jew megamelty and the mother of all copes are expected as Iran pummels Israeli cities with missiles

I like working out and when I'm on a regular schedule it comes easy
But if I skip even a day or two holy shit it's hard to get back into it

>>211698772
what was your max weight?

>>211698811
by that you mean they'll launch more surgical strikes on iran killing tons of their upper command elite and embarrass them yet again?

>>211698620
Proud of you

>>211698833
Like back in thr day when i was a fatasfatass?
345
I have never been above 300 again in tbe last 6 yrs since i got below it but i have bounced around mostly from 220-250 with occasional dips or rises (got up to 290 when mega depressed and dropped like 70lb in 6 months again)>>211698811

>>211698800
I wonder who else wants to create terror. I wonder if terrorism isn't a sponsored program of a certain death cult ideology that thinks they're going to bring about the end of the world and supremacism for their ethnicity. I wonder if perhaps we weren't told the truth about terrorism. I wonder if terrorism is tied to Zionism.

>>211698901
you're going in the trenches dawg

>>211698901
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_Wars

>>211698811
Israel has vastly superior military capabilities to Iran.

BEAUTIFUL
you LOVE to see it

>>211698918
the highest I've ever been was 175lbs

>>211698940
I wonder if you’re mentally stable

First day at new job and literally every guy I met there had a speech impediment and appeared to be on the spectrum. I think I'm going to fit in nicely

>>211698988
He's admitted that half of his family has schizophrenia and many have offed themselves

>>211698982
I don't like seeing people dying actually

>>211698982
Damn the power of Iran is truly unmatched
Falling debris of intercepted missiles managed to destroy a parking lot

>ITS NOT HAPPENING TEL AVIV IS FINE THE MISSLES ARE CGI ITS FAKE NA NA NA NA I CANT HEAR YOU
jews are SHOOK

>>211698988
What we know about the situation in Israel is that the Israeli government created Hamas.
These Israeli government funded Hamas for 4 decades.
And the Israeli government has conflated Hamas with Palestine. I don't expect the vast majority of uneducated people to know any of this. Sadly they don't care, even though the ramifications affect us all.

Terrorism in the Middle East was started by the Ashkenazi Jews over 100 years ago. And it is still their domain.

Thank you, Mr Speaker

I don't care just nuke the entire middle east

>>211698983
Giwtwm

Don't be fooled by the petty and worldly political factors: This is a war between Yahweh and Allah

>>211699022
Do you realize that I'm not whatever person is living in your head? This is the first time I have posted in this thread in a year. I usually post in another general but saw this one and decided to click to see what you guys were talking about.

>>211699122
waste of perfectly good nukes

In the end, no matter what happens, people just love to see Israel getting bombed. It's OK to just enjoy it.

This is such an obvious nothingburger, these two countries are too far away from eachother to have a real war.
This last strike by Iran will be the last we hear of this.

>>211698901
Such a moronic comic on so many levels

>>211699122
Me fr
Just glass it like reach

>>211699108
Iran has a right to defend itself
israel has no right to even exist

>>211699108
>Israel bombs Iran for no reason
>ISRAEL HAS A RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF
Pathetic. When America falls it will be because of people like this. People that tied our fate to a nation that celebrates pedophilia and treachery.

>>211699159
>This is the first time I have posted in this thread in a year
aight cool get out /pol/ tourist

>>211699171
I disagree, mr Strauss

LMAO

>>211699159
Now what a funny coincidence that is

>>211699242
Nein

>>211699265
where is this whore's hijab

>>211699231
>>211699213
Start cleaning, goy.

>>211699231
>no reason
They were about to develop nukes
People knew this would happen eventually for years

MARG BAR ISRAEL
MARG BAR AMERIKA

Thoughts on the Persona video game series

if peasants in the middle ages knew and had opinions about conflicts taking place half a world away would the times have been any better?

>>211699314
They're not allowed to have nukes but Israel is because...because that's just how it is ok

>>211699361
For smelly virgins

>>211699361
for showered chads

>>211699361
I've never played it, but it seems to be popular with zoomers and sodomites

>>211699345
That's fucking brutal
Holy shit
Looks cool as fuck but also i am disgusted by warfare
Badass

>>211699361
I bought p4 golden and never got around to playing it
I got p4 for steam for free and still haven't gotten around to playing it
I think the two stacies from p4 and p5 are the clear choice and that makes me feel basic

Post bitches with big titties

So who got the switch 2 already

should I buy dragon quest XI or dragon quest builders 2 first

>>211699507
Mutahar

>>211699498
What does that video even mean

That one dragon quest spinoff game on DS where you play as a slime was really good. Dragon Quest 1 is still not bad either

Find a cuter picture challenge level impossible

>>211699551
black people have no reason to steal sunscreen

>>211699612
replace the pizza slices with two medium size white dicks and then we're talking

>>211699507
JJ McCullogh (canadian-american annexationist)

>>211699612
Nasty looking pizza

>>211699695
Not Canadian: he’s brown

>>211699499
old picture, wonder how many stretch marks she has now.

my boners have been insane since I started supplementing vitamin E

HAHAHAHAHA

>>211699756
placebo

my priceless bonsai tree fucking wilted. i don’t know what im gonna do now

watching destiny

>>211694521
Star wars is gay at least get into a non Jewish fantasy/sci fi setting like Warhammer

if you support either side of this conflict you should be deported

>>211699498
boobies

i never cared for the ninja turtles

despite all the sexy girls i've been seeing on 4chan, i will not masturbate for the sake of my future gf

>>211699361
I refuse to play the remakes

>>211700135
There was a narrow age range for that cartoon to hit. If you were slightly too young or too old it didn't take.

I found a tear in the fabric of space and time

>>211699986
I don't think so. I started taking it for completely different reasons, and it's the only thing that's changed in my diet

>>211699361
I played for 4 and liked it but I didn't care for the way it wasted my time on a number of occasions. I understand jrpgs are made for neets with 60+ hours a week of available vidya time but still.

>>211700239
Oh yeah, well I found a girl that actually wants to date me

>>211699314
Just like Saddam Hussein and Iraq! Just like Assad and Syria!

>>211700292
Nice!
Treat her right and make lots of love

i am very horny rn
what do

fuck marry kill: mario luigi and yoshi

>>211700375
Fuck your couch like our pioneering Vice President

>>211700423
fuck and marry yoshi, kill luigi and mario

>>211700423
Flags

>>211700375
cum

>>211699314
If fucking pakijeets and jeetjeets can have nukes, why can't iran

>>211700423
Fuck Luigi, kill Mario, Marry Yoshi

>>211699345
Jesus, why can't these savages just get they act right
Who wants to live under threat of this, just come to a fucking agreement

>>211700566
>just come to a fucking agreement
religion makes this impossible

>>211700453
>>211700498
Been wanking like crazy already
I really wish I had some money to fuck a whore
NEED a femoid to fuck

>>211700595
religion has nothing to do with this retard

i'm feeling snacky >:)

GEEEEG

>>211700604
Both sides suck
>p-pick a side!
No

>>211700604
gem

>>211700652
Stop paying your taxes

>>211700652
your side has already been picked for you, thats the comic

>>211700636
same, luckily I've got my cinnamon banana chips handy yum yum yum

>>211700641
LMAO

>>211700691
>>211700691
I can't do anything about that, now can I

>>211695360
How is it coomer?

>>211700691
Do a fuck marry kill

Alerta de Macaco>>211700691

>>211700719
missiles are boring give me a ground invasion

>>211700609
Don't even bother, if your area is anything like mine then their prices are unreasonably high and none of them are worth it.

>>211700730
fuck me, marry me, kill anyone that stands between our love

You win some (unprotected casual sex)
You lose some (gonorrhea)

>>211700728
the mexican who posts girls with no specified edition is a brainless coomer, you must be new here.

>>211700844
lol they accidentally made a Taco Bell ad xD

>>211700844
Could go for some liquid ass tbqh

>>211700719
I WANT NUKES FLYING NOW
IMAGINE SEEING THOSE FUCKING JEWS FLYING OFF THOSE BUILDINGS GEEEEEEEEG

There's a certain phenotype I've always found very attractive in women, and I just recently learned that the phenotype is just jewish

>>211700853
you are gay

>>211700804
Yeah most semi decent whores are like over 600-700 bucks. I was in LA recently and some of the streets thots looked okay and probably dont cost too much

>>211700948
You’re a smart man it seems
Jewish women are elite

>>211700948
kek do chuds really

>>211700974
>600-700
Lol
Nigga needs to be down BAD to pay that
Crazy

>>211700960
the girls are always mid tier and the type that a high schooler would find hot.

>>211700914
Even if Iran had a nuke it's unlikely they could even strike Israel with it successfully

*pulls out swords* let's dance *smirks*

Apologize

>>211701069
dont talk to me gay

>>211700948
Yes yes the (((phenotype))) goy

>>211701019
This is the starting range. Anyone "hot" is over a 1000, with pornstarts over 1500 to 2k
I suffer in the USofA

>>211701120
canacuck

>>211700974
In Florida just go for the Cuban "stripper" whores, they're FOBs who will do anal for like $50. I've heard they are spreading to other states too

>>211701109
>1 civilian casualty
yep great job

NEW
>>211701160

>>211701154
Cubans aren't FOBs anymore

>>211701109
Iran attacking Israel means Israel is just going to attack Iran....again. And give Trump another reason to drone strike them.....again.

>>211701201
Yeah I know that's why it has to be the FOB ones not the established ones who will never do that. They're more desperate now that Drumpf stopped giving them special treatment as refugees o algo

>>211701306
The FOB ones would be like 70 probably