Thread 211697610

>"So where are you taking me on our first date anon?"

Where do you go iyc?

>>211697610 (OP)
the bedroom

>>211697610 (OP)
Behind the bushes to have rough sex.

We will buy a pack of asahi super dry and smoke cigs while sitting in silence on a park bench near the city river

you guys ever ask/tell your date to wear anything specific?

girl in OP screams theater or a mid-to-high restaurant

>>211697729
no

>>211697729
She better wear a condom with that massive cock.

>>211697610 (OP)
We're going to the rape club, and you'll never guess what i'm gonna do to you

>>211697610 (OP)
home as I'm not physically attracted to her and it would be rue to lead her on

>>211697681
based

>>211697818
fuck you you made me check
https://www.instagram.com/blanca.soler

>>211697610 (OP)
My goon cave, milady

>>211697610 (OP)
let's go to my place, unless you're having your period

Are you ok with mcdonalds? Or some pizza? Im kind of poor

>>211697610 (OP)
Taco Bell

>>211697610 (OP)
We're going to do a sparring section, m'lady. Already got the gloves and shin pads or whatever you Americans call them. Get ready because I treat all genders equally.

>>211698214
Work

>>211697610 (OP)
With a girl like that I usually have to pay, so we settle that and straight to my bedroom or hers.

>>211697610 (OP)
We will go to the opera to see something Wagner.

>>211697610 (OP)
Home to play EU IV Multiplayer

>>211697610 (OP)
*starts raping you violently*
uh uh uh yeah you like that bitch uh uh uh
*she starts crying her vagina clenches hard around my penis*
oh bitch you are so tight
*strangers look at us in horror while i thrust in and out of her in the middle of the street*
hey getcho white ass offa her
GET AWAY FROM ME NIGGER
*i immediately jump away from her and face the subhuman beast, my manhood staring right at the negroid*
you want this boy?
*i pull out a machete from my magic hat*
HOO HAA HOO WACHA
*i start waving the machete around, erect penis in tow*
ayo i aint messing this yt boi imma bounce
*i look back at my victim. she's trying to crawl away but i jump back right at her*
you're not going away princess
*my penis starts getting bigger and as if magnetically drawn dives right in her bloody vagina*
uh uh uh uh thats it bitch im coming yeah bitch take it take it take it oh yeah

>>211698576
this but unironically

>>211698576
Most productive immigrants in europoor.

>>211697610 (OP)
>To my home, where I'll feed you a bowl of eggs

>>211697891
>>211697891
are you gay

>>211698576
beautiful

>>211698576
certified nafri gem

>>211697610 (OP)
I can buy some muussi ja makkara to microwave good

>>211698835
she's just a bit meh

I know a great place for eggs.

>>211698576
ok but why is my cock hard

I used to take my dates to a restaurant that would serve only cheese platers

>>211699556
>tu veux un chewing-gum ?

I'm 28 never been on a date

lets get a gyros

>>211699139
male feet

>>211697610 (OP)
I have thought about it before. I believe going to a coffee shop sounds like a good idea for a first date. Not too intimate since you've just met. very budget friendly since you are paying for 2 cups and maybe a sweet. There isn't too much noise to distract you. It is the perfect environment to start talking.

>>211698188
I brought a Swiss girl to McDonald once, it was the only place still open nearby late at night. And it was her first time eating at McDonald too, she was like a farm girl from the french part of Switzerland, a kind of naive sweet sheltered girl with big bobs, anyway she felt sick almost immediately after trying McDonald slop

>>211697681
vgh

>>211698576
facts

>>211698576
thought-provoking

Depends on the woman. A coffee, then if we hit it off, offer to go to a gallery or museum. Ideally I'd take her fishing, or for a stroll in the woods, but you cannot ask this of a woman without a few dates under your belt.
Will not be dating ever again anyways, and writing this post has made me feel sad.

>>211706929
You.

her chin is weird so I walk away quickly with my virtue intact

We're gonna go to my house and play Worms Armageddon - I- I MEAN have sex or whatever

>>211697610 (OP)
Take her for a motorcycle ride

>>211697610 (OP)
petah tikva

>>211707319
VGH!

I show her my minecraft world

Kill and dismember her

>>211697610 (OP)
In da Club

>>211698576
>POV: you're visiting Rotterdam

>>211698576
philosophical

>>211699578
Non, mais par contre je veux bien te sucer la bite et t’enculer juste après si tu n’y vois aucun inconvénient

>have her take me to her father to ask for betrothal
>pay dowry fee and give her parents respect
>get married and impregnate her a dozen times

>>211697610 (OP)
You like renaissance/early modern music?

>>211697610 (OP)
here

>>211698576
you are brown but also correct

>>211708973
holy shit, this looks like *the* place. i'm not gay and i'd still go with ya

>>211697610 (OP)
Some place only a nerd would like and blew immediately any chances I could have with her.