>you wake up in the deep Amazon Forest
what nou

>>211699065 (OP)
Bom dia! Could you please help me get this fucking fish out of my urethra?

>>211699065 (OP)
Ask her to teach me Tupi

>>211699402

>>211699226
how do these fuckers work?
how can they swim up my piss stream?
how small are they?

>>211699226
There's a pretty well known story about those fish here in the US.
Chester A. Arthur and the Pope were kayaking down the Amazon one day. Suddenly, a tiny Candriu fish swim up the Pope's dick hole and lodges itself in his dick. Arthur grabs the Pope's dick hole pliers and his dick swells up like a melon. And the Pope says, "Thanks! Last time that happened, McKinley wanted to suck it out!"

>>211699065 (OP)
talk to the locals

>>211699065 (OP)
what my ancestors did

>>211699065 (OP)
I walk out because I'm not interested in hanging out with barbars

>>211699964
Small enough to swim up your peehole but big enough to clog it.

>>211700709
am i a failed male if i can't piss hard enough to keep them away from my peehole?

>>211700603
h-hot

>>211699065 (OP)
get captured and used for breeding by amazonian women, forced to subsist on a weird magical paste for months on end that keeps me in a constant state of tumescent, Then when they are all pregnant they gather around me and the village priestess ritualistically decapitates me

>>211699065 (OP)
pls rape me

>>211699065 (OP)
even a jungle bitch knows pretty young woman's pussy is the most valuable commodity on earth. if you ever though you will just fourthworldmaxx it's so over for you

>>211699065 (OP)
>This is what Santa Maria crewmen witnessed after months on sea