Thread 211701517

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>>211701603

perfect
in your place i'd pump it full of soy sauce and hot paprika and ate it with a sandwich and a cold beer

Blessing this thread


Might get frozen za to save money....or try lobster pizza...

>>211701702
i can't tell whether she lost weight

>>211701655
the prawn power armor scene was cool
but other than that, it was a pretty sad movie overall
>>211701702
please come, I still have lots of beer and some powdered hot paprika

>>211701702
we've got a soyboy over here

>>211701702
>in your place
>please come
kek

i meant that if i were you, that's what i'd eat

when I was in high school, we had many newspapers with bonus dvd movies
I once bought a paper with Ring 2 dvd (japanese of course)
this shit was so disturbing I couldn't sleep for 2 nights
asian horror movies are something else I tell ya
>>211702048
small misunderstanding sorry

>>211702110
i didn't even notice you aren't the Czechen, i thought he replied to me

>>211701919
come@me faggo

22:25
I really shouldnt text anyone at this time

>>211701782
AI is for fags

I need to shave
tomorrow

sex beast

>>211702758
amazing stick skills and a very cute smol butt
you know who else had a very cute smol butt
yeah sigh

>>211702845
good night

>>211702899
I'm not going to sleepku yet

took my neuroleptics
gonna fuck off in an hour
allah please don't send nightmares upon me tonight

making frozen za(s)

>>211702665
same

>>211702566
seethe artist. tik tok your time is coming

>>211703231
cool pepe

or maybe I should get two froggos
frogs seem easy to maintain and they are just so fucken cute

>>211703344
dunno i saw a video about someone keeping african rainfrogs and it looked really hard

>>211703476
I'm talking about common polish froggers you can see at any lake here

there was that dog in the city pet shelter
I believed I was ready to adopt him
instantly fell in love with the little nigga
but someone adopted him first
I hope he's happy now in his new home

>>211703554
i don't know desu, the problem with wild frogs that they can carry lot of sicknesses

>>211703992
the ones from a pet store should be fine

they're very hard to feed, if they think the live bugs your feeding them are sussy they'd rather die than eat them
and don't even try dried worm and shit they just won't recognize it as food
they easily get fungal infections and shit from what i've heard

and in return for your tender loving care they sit motionless hidden under a rock for 90% of the day

>>211704119
yeah

>>211704147
oh, thanks for the info

>>211704147
>they sit motionless hidden under a rock for 90% of the day
just like me

i'd try a closed ecosystem terrarium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es6DDuMmhAM

iirc this is the guy that started the fad

point is you pick up some loose wet soil from the forest, some moss and shit and with a bit of luck it's going to turn into a self-regulating ecosystem
it's even going to have animals, how awesome is that

>>211704340
very cool
I'm not a big fan of bugs, but watching them doing bug shit would be cozy I believe

>>211704511
i'M not 100% sure this is the original video since the internet is full of copycats now but iirc the guy gives pointers on how to make sure your ecosystem is going to have bugs

A song for you two.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jlUvfJnREO8

>>211704686
wow amazing
>>211705204
thank you

>>211703150
im not an artist, i just hate soulless garbage

at least buy one of them frogs that make you high af if you lick them

night night cuntinhos

>>211708077
sleep tight

i have something stuck under my eyelid for a whole day AAAH HELP

i let the monitor on and saw it playing in my dreams

>>211709339
you might be onto something here...

>>211710430
Introduction.

people actually care about the tainted grail? Looks so boring and generic like a bad skyrim clone

>>211711134
0 fucks given from me

someone needs to bump it up because im gonna sleep

how much does renting an apartment cost in Bratyslava?

is it cheaper than in Cracow?

time to rev up the lawnmower it's almost 7am

slept for 3 hours today

Yall guys allright. Love the cute woman post just sayin. Keep it up

>>211714029
Is that more or less than normal for you?

good morning v4

>that happening in iran
wow

>>211713398
A LOT

Ooopss

randomly cried when i went into the forest yesterday beecause of how pathetic my life is, felt good tho

moooorning

>>211716692
I wish I could cry again to claense my mind
But I cannot
>>211716697
hello bro

corn grows early in Japan

>>211716692
did you lie down on a fallen tree and crank one out?

heckin' love science, so interesting

>>211718178
do you have folklore dwarves in Southern Slovakia?

to krasnoludki
namowily nas do wodki
la la la

cringe thread

>>211718288
hey you dropped this

>>211718211
it's more fae type shit
ask the VR catposter about Hungarian fae

I need to retrain my ig reels algorithm again
it's full of am*rimutt politics again instead of risos

>>211718807
youtube keeps pushing movie and tv series scenes on me
i clicked on a better call saul clip once and now it's all it wants to show me

>>211719079
I tried to watch better call saul but found it extremely boring, dropped it after two episodes

playan fallout 3

I used to do bartending 10 years ago at lake Balaton and the worst fucking type of customers were those who always habitually showed up 5 or 10 minutes before closing hour and refused to acknowledge that we were preparing to close and go home and just sat there, drinking a single glass of beer for 30 minutes. since they arrived during open hours we couldn't refuse service and we couldn't throw them out because they were paying customers. they showed up 10 minutes before midnight, stood in front off the bar for a good 3 minutes trying to decide what to order and when their drink was ready they sat down, being calm as a cucumber, and sipped their pisswater for half an hour as if they were on a noon siesta. later I started pretending that the register was broken and told these assholes that we couldn't process payments and can't serve them anything, some cheeky bastard was like 'don't worry, I can wait, just tell me when it's fixed' and he was politely told to get the fuck out because it takes at least an hour to fix.

>>211716070
perfection

Chinese women best women

bros...

>>211634679

>>211719463
what propels you to type up this boring shit

>>211719567
did the scenario be revealed to him in a dream

>>211719125
i liked it it was very fun
although i haven't watched the last season

>>211715738
source

>>211716070
>>211719520
what a qt

>>211715605
nothing ever happens

>>211718322
so this is the card you enter the Momoko-hater club with…

>>211719813
kökk
too true

very important post

stop posting the cart titan

she's like a Csallóköz swamp fairy

she is a swamp creature alright

she does look like a kappa

>>211719959
she's my bed fairy

who brings christmas presents to Hungarians?
here its Saint Nicholas, and I know in Russia it was Uncle Frost, and in Slovakia - Baby Jesus
fascinating how neighboring countires differ so much over holiday traditions

>neighboring countries
>rus*ia

>>211720056
Momoko

merciless mogging

>>211720223
kissable lips

>>211720121
Jokes aside though it's Baby Jesus or the angels.

>>211720257
angels? that's radical

>>211720056
he's called Feri (a variation of the word 'fairy') and he's a wonderful magical creature.

>>211720420
>Public transport stops operating at about 4 pm on the 24th, Christmas Eve (Szenteste) as most families gather to celebrate, placing presents under a Christmas tree which has been decorated while the children are away from the house. Presents are then opened and a large meal eaten in celebration. On the 25th and 26th, people usually visit relatives.
interesting, I was also decorating the tree as a kid, lotta fun
also there has to be exactly 12 types of meals at the christmas table, bc there were 12 Jesus' Apostles
pretty sure other regions have other explanation of that tradition though

>>211720567
you have to leave a mug of dark ale outside as an offering for Feri and he'll shower you with fabulous gifts, otherwise he'll leave a snake in your booth as punishment. there's even a folk song about it called 'Kígyók kígyóznak' or "Snakes are snaking'.

>>211720298
i think that's a more recent development
in my family it's baby jesus
but i'm assuming that Jesus coming down to earth was theologically icky so they say it's not him personally it's His Angels

>>211720769
paedo

>>211720769
alcoholic moody santa sounds fucking based
the other tradition is leaving one seat at the table empty, for a lonely person might just knock on your door
>>211720794
I can imagine Santa bringing you presents in person, but not a Baby Jesus
the angels are more logical

as far as i can tell it's not even religion dependent (Hungary is 60% catholic 40% protestant)

oh and putting a bit of hay under the table cloth for good luck in the next year
but that is some pagan shit

>>211720972
>some pagan shit
it's for Baby Jesus' crib obviously

>>211720964
sure, numbers of families here drop catholicism over the years, but they still do practice the christian tradictions

>>211721029
I thought so years ago but came to another conclusion eventually

>>211721032
oh yeah i mean most of these people are non-religious but they're still baptized

rice fairies deserve to be taken to restaurants every day

>>211721131
not like you can choose to not be batized as a baby

my girl started screaming when the priest poured the holy water over her head

>>211721161
yeah i mean the families still consider it important
even the ones that don't go to church at all
so it's not entirely incorrect to call them "catholic" or "lutheran" even though they're heathen fucks

>>211720964
there aren't that many protestants

>>211721239
because what would neighbors and family say, right?

boo

good evening I'm a bear

I need to quit sips

>>211714452
not normal

>>211721699
>>211721847
delete this

>>211702095
Cap indeed
>>211720223
You're right, that bartender behind her mogs her in every single dimension

>>211722077
bearos are just big forest dogs

>>211722174
I suddenly want to date an 18yo nun
she could fix me

>>211722214
she could have saved you but a broom broom nigger killed her

>>211722235
from your post I thought it was water

tfw no 18yo nun gf
I know nuns cannot get into romantic reletionships shut up

>>211722262
if i force you at gunpoint to jump off a cliff and you do, then who killed you?
me, the gun, the water or you?

>>211722383
the water, by my will to get it into my lungs and drown

I unironically want to immigrate to Korea but I'm to lazy and stupid to go through with it

>>211722570
why korea

>>211722666
what kinda question is that
it should speak for itself

>>211722717
oh so want to sex giraffes
understanable

pif paf
szoruj kite
zostaniecie kurwy pobite

Listening to OK Computer.

>>211723239
beep boop

>>211723239
I never got the love for them

beloved Momo

if i had elon musk tier money I would buy iran biological weapons and russian dirty nukes

>>211723578
musk doesn't have that much power

member this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IE2JBaBSBk

>>211724337
is this lovecraft's cat

sziasztok almak

>>211724790
siema
wyspany?

>>211723266
Would not say I love them either. Good album.

get on my level you weak little fruitcakes

>>211724896
meh, I have bigger manboobs

ojj

>>211724822
siema jeszcze leżę

behold the best song in the history of music
https://vimeo.com/groups/447533/videos/44561183?msockid=18015d097c4d6dea32e548537d6c6cd5
the music video has three versions, the second one is slightly censored and the third one is very censored so it could be played on mtv and viva
>>211725304
przyjemnego lezonka

>>211725338
>behold the best song in the history of music
but thats not a metal song sir

>>211725422
I like metal, but can't think of any epic metal song
feel free to post one

>>211725523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd1q7b95alI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1bV8u1B1as

>Israeli Army Radio reports that the Israeli military has warned that Iran’s military forces will launch missile barrages at Israel tonight.

>It stated that the barrages will be similar to the retaliatory attacks seen on Friday night.
Aryan sisters... we pray for Iran tonight

>>211725598
I remember you posting them a few times
never heard of them before, but it's a cool sound

>>211725683
early 2000s melodic death metal is the peak for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS5J_-3dJSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gCajgx_-ow

sad that it lasted so short and completely vanished now

>>211725716
I recognize In Flames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13laGxyZgHg

>>211725812
they are the most famous one
they also went down in quality heavily over the years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJd8H0YtaeE

outside a few examples, modern mastering and mixing in metal is fucking shit i don't know why but it always sounds really off

>>211725863
>hey we need a logo for our metal band
>no problem bro i got it

>>211725955
heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYolbxiOVdk

>>211725863
well every gentre I listen to dropped in quality a lot over the last decade
like the (good) artists genuinely want to make music specifically crap now
>>211725955
naisu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ckUpsqObtg

>>211725968
>>211726100
whoops

polish embassy in jordan told all 5 poles living there to get the fuck out asap

>>211725338
dzięki mordini
chyba pora na pitce i pc

>>211726308
w takim razie smacznej pitcy i milego cp

hungarian zoom zooms are not polite
yesterday i was in lobby with hungarians and every third word they said was all kind of fasz/meg/kurva/buzi or N word in english

>>211726374
>fasz/meg/kurva/buzi or N word in english
based tbbh

>>211726374
sounds like hung aryans are honorary slavs

>>211726369
dziękuję
>>211726470
na to wygląda

>>211726374
didnt know they use buzi too, does it mean a fag as well?

>>211726541
buzi is an infantile word for a kiss here

>>211726541
yes

>>211726541
yeah
in polish buzi means kiss

>>211726374
it was me. you are welcome.

I just felt the urgent need of a young skinny hungarian mentally ill gf who would talk to me in that unspeakable languege and I shut her mouth by giving her a buzi
a very specific desire

>>211726665
this but mentally stable

>>211726711
no fun in that

the Pole farmer fears the Hun mounted archer

tfw 35bmi

>>211726768
faszom

29 here

like Obelix used to say
>I'm not fat, I'm just well fed

>>211726927
the black one looks exactly like my cat from the childhood times
>fat fuck
>lazy as hell
>90% of the day he's sleeping or eating
miss the nigga, he was a wonderful gato

The thread is in dire need of Slovak flags.

>>211727216
too busy suffering

im currently subsisting on one bowl of cereal every day

>>211727287
Even on Saturdays?!

>>211727441
a true Slovak suffers every day of the week

took me 8 seconds to remember the melody of the polish anthem
4 seconds I was humming deutschland deutschland uber alles but the lyrics wouldnt click

>>211726374
Hungarian zoomies are so polite and respectful it's almost embarrassing to be on the receiving end of it.
Swearing a lot doesn't mean they are impolite, it's not aimed at anyone specifically.

haute sarmatian culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_QNYTrHZ2c

do I make a trip for more beer?
yes? alright then
gonna stop tomorrow I promise

>>211727480
But bryndzové halušky!

>>211728140
and the beer and bryndza flavored chips yum
yet they suffer every day

eaten and drinken pisder und koler(zero) rn
>>211728009
trvke

>>211728209
damn I want a pizda too but I have no means to heat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Gdg9hhOas
btw mam jedna koszulke prosto iks de

>>211728305
>pizda
why yes I want some pussy too...

>>211728379
isn't it pića in chechoslovakian

a legendary polish band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tveVljEP8s4

>>211728411
nah we have a lot more, and all our words for pussy can be also used as swears, like piča pizda pinda kunda mrdka prcka and lots of derivations

>>211728572
isnt prcka an asshole
or is it prdelka

>šukat means fuck in czech but search in polish
>czech is the older version of both languages
>therefore, at some time of history poles were so desperate for pussy that the word lost meaning to them and they had to change it to search because instead of fucking they had to endlessy search for pussy

>>211729024
12 latka się zgubiła i teraz ją szukamy

I was watching a music video but there was a girl with pretty legs in it so I had to turn if off
>>211728941
poor Mr Dangles
>>211729024
the first recorded Polish sentence was actulally written on old czech

don't look up disturbed codex in slovakian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA
TRANSFORMING THE JEWS

>>211728185
Ľudský údel...
>>211729417
Had it on cassette.

>>211729024
>czech is the older version of both languages
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
this is unironically a very enjoyable movie
the nigga sherriff being a badass fighting bandits and getting a girl in the end
Fred Williamson was a star of old blacksploitation b-class action movies, all of them were very fun to watch, he also played in Tarantino's From dusk till Dawn
>>211729600
it's true >>211729068

>>211729600
1100 years ago, slavs used to speak only forest grug language
we had to wait for the Saints Cyrill and Methode to bring us unified sort of language
but that went dead at a point and the slavic languages spreaded thin again
the only texts in old church slavonic saved to this day are Bible fragments
OCS was a very overcomplex language, good luck learning that shit

the hungarian language though is its own thing and I struggle to comprehend how these people ended up in this part of Europe
we slavs even had to teach them what is a rake, cabbage and a pigeon bc they had no words for those things

West Slavic-Hungarian /v4/ pidgin

>>211730340
huns are honorary slavs and white

When I move to Poland and become a Polish citizen eventually I will visit all your countries, yes, even Hungary.

>>211730596
are you that poleaboo working at the golf field

slavic wewuzzing is something else, it puts the most retarded 70 IQ black afro-centrist kangz to shame.
and the funniest part is that they larp as a big & strong brotherhood, then in the next minute they start a genocidal war against their own slavic kin.

>>211730596
why do you want to move poland?

>>211730690
i asked about your opinion and i'm glad to have learned it

>>211730690
>they larp as a big & strong brotherhood
we don't at least in recent history
you may say that about your slovak neighbors wanting to be a part of panslavic empire under russian flag

>>211730206
we didn't even have kocsma or kompót
or cseresznye

MY SIBVRIAN BLVVD BVILS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDvdxlJsRKQ

>>211730769
be a part of the cultural slavifying revolution and start boiling kompot
cold kompot straight from the fridge is more refreshing than beer on a hot summer day

speaking of beer
brb

>HA!! I found a foreign word in your language, that means you don't exist as a culture! Checkmate larper!!
>>211730732
He wants the mighty BBC (Big Bobr Coke)
>>211730766
slovaks are honorary aryans

>>211726374
you should hear me fixing these fucking shitboxes
>ajólmegbaszottkúrvaistenfaszáthogyszopnáleazakibaszottgermánfaszakieztatelibevertistentelenfostaligagecitösszetákolta

>>211730690
saaaar I haven't seen a non-streetshitting input from you yet

>>211730674
Yeah
>>211730732
It's hard to explain it briefly but I've just felt like I belong there for a very long time. Their temperament is like mine. Their language feels just right. Parts of their culture feel inexplicably familiar and comforting as if I were Polish in my past life. I even was told I look Polish (or generally Slavic) even though genetically I'm not, which may have something to do with it

>>211730912
a, to ty. pamiętam cię z /polski/ ale nie wchodziłem tam od roku
trzymaj się mistrzu, powodzenia

>>211730962
czm już nie postujesz w /polsce/?

>>211730892
reddit

>>211730912
I feel the exact way about Korea
if men these days can larp as women I might as well can be Korean

>game menu has 3d animations
>it also has unlocked framerate

bought 5 litres of strong beer with a honest intent to comsume it
>>211731050
raz że to jest miejsce pełne idiotów
a dwa że jakieś pedały stamtąd mnie wystalkowały za postowanie loli

>>211731389
co masz na myśli, każdy tam postuje loli

>>211731460
no nie wiem dlaczego akurat na mnie wypadło
być może dlatego że postowałem dużo zdjęć z mojego osiedla i byłem łatwy do znalezienia
chuj im w dupę, jak po mnie przyjdą (a jeszcze nie przyszli) to im odgryzę uszy i potłukę kluczem francuskim

>>211731389
another nail in our wewuzslavz theory's coffin. slavs overwhelmingly prefer beer and spirits, while we are and always have been a wine culture. that's also why romanians aren't slavs either because wine is also their poison of choice.

>>211731693
nigga wine is for homos and women

>>211731619
ja mam nadzieję że po prowadzki do polski /polacy/ będą mnie odwiedzieli

new garage just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2yfItOTS4o
>>211731775
kiedy się tu wprowadzisz to bardzo chętnie bym cię odwiedził, napijemy się i pójdziemy do baru gadać z dziewczynami

>>211701702
i just love jap women, they my cock so hard , it would just burst open at this point .

anyone hook me up w some

>>211731934
I can imagine you trying to rape one

>>211731847
a potem pójdziemy do boiska szkolnego gadać z dziewczynkami

>>211732106
raczej nie

>>211732143
tylko żartowałem

>>211732175
domyślam się
moja miłość ma 18 lat, wkrótce 19

>>211732227
a ja jestem incwelem

>>211730892
>dobrze wyruchana dziwka boże wyruchana wyruchana Niemiec(xD) wyruchana taka istota uderzona bezbożny wyruchana sperma połączone

>>211732362
to nie ja

>>211732384
to dlaczego ma flage kanady? co?

>>211731693
>we
indians consume cow excrement

>>211732255
ja się chyba stałem oldcelem
mówiąc moja miłość miałem na myśli dziewczynę której nie mogę osiągnąć

>>211732440
didn't ask what you eat for dinner

we have more common with jeets than hungs do

look you even got a reply >>211731934 from your cousin in Delhi who's also a perma virgin ricel

>>211732409
to chyba jest nasz poloniak on mieszka w ontario a ja w albercie, w dodatku ja piszę z ogonkami itp a on nie

>>211732563
leniuszek z niego

>>211732461
moja miłość to poduszka

>>211732509
are we aryans? damn

>>211732476
golden humor saaaaaar you won the internet today
>>211732509
of course you do sar, although you shouldn't refer to indians as an external group

>>211732623
>>211732630
we slavs came here fom a near india region of Asia
we also share some basic words with the jeetos and arabs met on our way here

stop please this is not the thread for flamewars

By the way, last night I cooked a sorrel (szczaw) soup according to a Polish recipe. The egg is pink because I pickled it and beets in the same jar.

>>211732731
I'll stop when obvious streetshitters stop coming to my thead

an example of it is the old indoeuropean word for a cow, "gav"
a cow produces things, so an old slavic suffix -no came as natural as the "thing that comes from other thing"
thus, gavno, or later in Polish, "gówno"
but I'm not your fucking teacher
>>211732735
mmm szczawiowa jest pyszna
>>211732731
no one is flaming here, chill
>>211732779
sad but seems to be true

oh no the rice schizo lost it, he's now accusing polebro of being one of his imaginary foes and started snooping in the archives to prove his schizo point.
don't take it personal Janusz, he's a special needs boy.

>>211732931
I don't mind really

>>211732931
stop touching children sar

The schizo is now pretending it's other people that are unhinged?
I don't even see anyone getting angry except him.

my steam fren just sent me a Shadman picture

>>211732735
I sometimes eat zurek

>>211733111
hasn't he stopped working years ago?

'pologies to all the diagnosed schizos ofc

>>211733154
>stopped working
he's in jail. now he's the one who gets worked on.

pink beavers turn me crazy

>>211733154
>>211733214
he's out already
posted like 2 tweets since free
he's completely silent now

>>211733261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulDgOfeWPYs

>>211733116
siurek even
buzi

>>211733273
I wonder what kind of deal he made to get out, probably ratted out more degens.

>>211733111
>>211733154
>>211733214
bailed out

>>211733676
I believe it was just a short term sentence
he would get lot of friends as a prison tattoo artist
whatever you say about him, he knows his scribbling

machen neu
>>211733757
really?

>>211733821
fr fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTkSnYo0hdk

>>211733917
nigga I don't have 47 minutes

>>211734010
>btw t. neet

>>211734053
a neet who values his time that could be better spent on drinking and watching pornography

>>211733776
>some convicted murder rapist has a FO4 bimbo on his sleeve
that's mad cred

>>211733776
you seem to know an awful lot about this particular gentleman

>>211734224
Shad is 4chan culture

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