Thread 211704837

Liam Gallagher edition

have a good feeling about this one

miserymongs will inherit this earth

>>211704837 (OP)
me? me, mate? mad fer it?

>>211704777
You would rather laugh at your neighbor's plight than to address your own. That's why you are a doomed people as we are here.

>>211704837 (OP)
hate this twat so much

>>211704873
10.

sick of all my problems *does nothing about them*

Hey Jude

>>211704899
most of my problem's solutions are locked away behind applications and interviews
most are like this

show me how you do that trick

>>211704882
midlands not a city houses cost about 200-300,000

I say 'BUMBA'

you say 'CLARTZ'

BUMBA

Belsen was a gas

>>211704957
coffee=disgusting, bitter, heavy caffeine
tea=delicious, sweet, low caffeine
the choice? obvious

am i allowed to salarymong because that lads asked about 30k being decent?
ive got pension salary sacrifice, monthly income, isa investments, all posts primed to go

>>211704957
hotshot

>>211704899
couldnt succeed if i wanted to i have ingrained morals

to be a top shagger is lustful and evil
to be rich is greedy and evil
to get ripped is narcissism and evil
to be addicted to food or alcohol or drugs is greedy and evil
to love sleep is sloth and evil

i will never be happy

not a chance in hell they do all these dates

>>211704809
im actually starting to wonder if youre right, my memory is fucked and i accidentally closed the tab with the order.

can smell peng chippy chips and do believe there may be a hint of kebab. the twist? not only are my windows shut, but it's raining outside, and my room faces the back garden anyway. the source of this smell: highly mysterious

got the scran made

>>211705050
*laugh track plays*

>>211704993
coffee heals your liver

>>211704998
>pension salary sacrifice
better off sticking that in an acca

>>211704998
do you have tesco clubcard or other things like that
where do you get food and what is your salary and job

>>211705062
Going on the 16th me

>>211705080
this picture...... it has been posted already. what's the game?

>>211705094
you're not though, are you haha

>>211705050
i think about this post a lot

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/86269168/#q86270953

remember lockdown?

the best time of my life was when i was 17 and playing world of warcraft

> cash on delivery
only pizza places around me accept this no one else does always gets cancelled

>>211705112
im eating the same thing tonight

>>211705062
glad i don't live near heaton park
50k absolute wankers turning up every show

>>211705085
does it fuck

>>211705094
I am supposed to lose and forget.

>>211705050
>Corporation, an ingenious device for making a profit without individual responsibility

>>211705110
>do you have tesco clubcard or other things like that
no because i work in ecom and know they get vastly more value out of that info than you get in the savings
>where do you get food and what is your salary and job
sainsbury's
code monkey
75k

>>211705125
no because I worked for tesco at the time and my life was literally unchanged. except for the empty streets on the way to work and the empty shelves during the panic buying

>>211705136
only the pizza places around me have their own delivery drivers
everybody else got rid of them and it's all done through doordash

thinking of this video again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqwFDLQxfY

>>211705136

any local place . fuck globalism and fuck online

orcalero orcala

>>211705136
i put in the comments 'cash tip £4', on a £16 order. i reckon it will turn up but the eta is 11:30

>>211705133
Same

just fell in love

>>211705169
its a pizza/kebab place near me run by eastern euros

any beto man in?

Might turn on the call of duty and scream slurs at the kids

reminder that 4chan is going to be blocked soon

im in love with a stripper

>>211705174
yer cun fokken smell it

>>211705226
pirate scumbag

Feeling an immense amount of empathy for people less fortunate than me, but only if they meet a very narrow set of requirements to deserve it.

>>211705153
do you like your job

thinking of this video again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJJ4bmGr6YM

>>211705247
UMA VELA

>>211705245
she owes me a quickie

>>211705226
My portuguese friend says im a beto

>>211705249
>white
>cute
what else?

>>211705251
yeah its alright
i work from home for the most part and have a good team
if your next question is "do i learn to code", only do so if you enjoy it. this industry drops cunts in it for the money very quickly.

jajajajskjs pirates scums

sucking a niccy pouch

you didn't follow proto

>>211704888
who is laughing at that?
nobody here was, I was laughing at the retarded amerishart thinking that germany is a nice place to live because there are no muslims who live there.

>>211705169
what about local chinese places

>>211705306
Why do sudacas love shit like this

>>211705123
on st davids day as well oh my days

caberge

Found a new species of raspberry today lads. Shall call it chuck

fucking hell i need to piss and shit but dont want to go upstairs in case my delivery shows up

>>211705080
Poo barm

>>211705381
They won.

>>211705301
no i'd never go for that. i did enough in gcse computing to know i'd be miserable lol. i'm 30k lad looking at entry nhs job/training and you get a masters degree

>>211705374
Those are golden raspberries.

>>211705374
>Shall call it chuck
in honour of his maj?

it not right i have no gf

NON-NARCOTIC
NON-ADDICTIVE
BRING BACK THE FUCKING QUAALUDES

>>211705421
Dont try and rename my discovery you vile little lecher

>>211705426
Yeah the king of rock n roll

>>211705292
victimised by browns

Lindyman claims that the worst insult to an american is to be called a loser. For a brit it's when they're said to have no sense of humour
Accurate or no?

Bitch, you know I'm sexy
Uh, don't call, just text me
Bitches slow, can't get on my speed
They stare 'cause they know I'm the
I-T G-I-R-L
You know I am that girl

>>211705489
love that mental lad

>>211705531
we all seaside in life and it becoming less and less lush by the day x

>>211705416
you get a good DB pension out of NHS work
not a bad career path at all

>>211705520
bigger arms than me

>>211705520
nettles :3

>>211705496
Chuck yeh? I'll chuck you you spastic runt.

>>211705245
>this drove boomers crazy in 2010

love these vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzm1pJO53IA

>>211705582
>rubus ellipticus
Pseudoscience nonsense

europapa europapa

>>211705589
hnng

/brit/ never recovered from this

why are they such cowards lads?

>>211705496
when did King Charles become king of rock n roll? that was always Elvis

>>211705595
Bitch™

>>211705595
BIG fan of the wee man on the left

>>211705520
is that are Rubes? she is filling out nicely

>>211705617
You seen today's news or

>>211705617
because the USA

>>211705657
all performative, wouldn't be surprised if they don't even have payloads attached to the missiles they're lobbing

>>211705621
Chuck berry

>>211705690
Rip off merchant. Elvis is and always was King of Rock and Roll

>>211705560
yeah. i have no illusions about how shit it could be first 5-10 years though
do you wank all day working from home

seasideMARK love is at an all time low around here. it not right x

>>211705657
The last time they did it werent they all shot down?

might go to New Zealand for Christmas

saw this flick at the cinema in 2022
person in front of me was crying

>>211705778
as it should be, is your thread down or something?

16c at night, just not right

>>211705785
>christmas away from family and friends
>Christmas in summer
Grim

>>211705764
>do you wank all day working from home
surprisingly not
haven't got time for it, 9am meetings then shit to do throughout the day
occasionally, i do take a quick loo break to get into the private stash if the toilfu pops into my mind

>>211705798
like elvis but don't like that director

>>211705520
Has Ruby been hitting the gym? Her arms are looming quite sturdy there.

Fucking hell food actually arrived

>>211705798
Because they made elvis indian?

>>211705854
lez ave a look at the elton slop

hear voices in my head
think im schizophrenic
i swear they're saying "let's get it" from another planet

Why aren't people here planning for 4chan to be blocked? We need a backup location

>>211705854
why do they all use those same pizza boxes

>>211705820
imagien cumming inside pinkie pie and sluttershy eating it out of her

>>211705854
Love packaging me. Thanks for sharing x

>>211705798
>Jeremy Doner

>>211705838
baffling opinion

>>211705335
>local chinese places
dont have any

>>211705807
/brit/ is a seasideMARK general

>>211705905
Pretty fucked up mentality in 2025 done by literal fucker. Ghost and shit. Fucking rig. Nowhere. Germanic boi.

>>211705903
what the helly

>>211705941
is it fuck

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly30wpz01po
Arise Sir David Beckham

>>211705798
baz lurhman must be old

£16 with £4 tip

>>211705908
why?

How much does Mark drink

>>211705972
bit dry
where's elton

TURN THAT OFF

>>211705972
proper poo barm that front and centre

>>211705957
Butler.

>>211705972
what on earth is in that sandwich

>>211705965
he's a tosser

>>211705965
Honours are a joke. Wish king charles had a backbone. Imagine knighting fucking sadiq khan. And gareth Southgate for losing 2 finals

>>211705988
mark's kebab.... whateva happened there...

neighbour having a big yell at the walls again

>>211705972
get in

>>211705123
Corr was that the Beast From The East? Now THAT was a snowstorm

>>211705996
Euro

>>211705972
you bulking?

>>211705981
Baz is an excellent director and a true auteur

>>211705972
>tip
couldnt be me

EVERYONE MUST KNOW FOR ALL FUTURE TIME

>>211705972
Not a fan of condiments?

>>211705986
There is pepsi. But the kebab is dry af

have a 'ank to the 'p

>>211705972
mmm dinnerton

>>211706047
erm.....ma'am......your top seems to be undone.....

shit it up and fart again

>>211705595
Fat middle aged women be like:
>She's absolutely hideous

>>211705988
16 years in the TMAU. I compromised. I washed my arse in the sink after having a shit

watching The Middle

>>211706065
child porn? x

>>211706014
>Beast From The East

>>211706089
'e

wondering if nazilad is the same lad as commielad

>>211705965
Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

>>211706102
Bathroom.

you uppity high yellow house niggas are fixin to be in for a real rude awakening. aint no free chicken in this house

>>211706102
he's one of us

brits eat this every day

>>211706043
so you're just baffled by a differing opinion? ok bye

>>211706091
Corr Bret beating him at KOTR 93

>>211706114
>gary numan is an old man
>gary old man is a young man
mental that

lad binble

generating pictures of women

British boyfriend resting in my arms, le sigh

>>211706132
you eat nigger dicks every day

>>211706111
Yeah he just gained a clue

/brit/ meetup in Cheadle tomorrow at the Cock and Balls pub

Ruby Granger literally needs to be in an SS Lebensborn program.

>natural blonde
>blue eyes
>intelligent
>traditional

Not even memeing when I say she embodies the Nordic, NatSoc ideal of a higher human type.

Imagine an India with 50m white women who looked like her instead of brown biomass.

>>211706209
You think 50m white women would be good at running a country?

>>211706209
>50m white women
she aren't that tall

>>211705894
Ofcom are doing us a favour

>>211706209
Narrow waist no good for bearing strong aryan children.

Why are british boys so cute bros

ruby grangle

>>211705894
Back to shitty old soyjak

they're saying im a baddie

>>211705972
fucking wish there was a place run by white people that do sloppy kebabs and fries.

love them but refuse to support child raping muslims colonising our great nation, also they have filthy hygeine

Rorke needs sectioning

>>211705615
>Error!
>The image was never in our databases.
What was it?

>>211706316
monty pyke brony meetup

rorke needs to be medicated into a stupor for his own good

>>211706316
/mlp/ stuff

>>211706309
Learn how to cook.

>>211706132
>chips, beans, and sausages please bossman - but make it as unhealthy and revolting as possible

feet are sweaty

>>211706316
the /mlp/ cuckening of /brot/

What happens if i come in and be a roadman?

So much like Mumberg it's unreal

>>211706415
Arab.

>>211706415
receive a hero's welcome

>>211706384
Mine are smelly

>>211706432
same
resemble mumstein in appearance too

nonce >>211706286

any worthwhile thoughts going?

They forgot my garlic bread… reckon it’s going in the bin anyway I’m already stuffed

>>211706266
She has a normal physique
>>211706246
Plus 50m white nordic men.

>>211706480
Corr

>>211706470
they give them out to anyone now don't they?

>>211706470
abolish the fucking monarchy already

I would've been one of Heydrich's top guys.

>>211706456
was going to call you a fatty but i weight 5lbs more

I'm a Rorke but honours are a load of shite let's be honest

>>211706516
Foundfull.

>>211706491
NO SOUP FOR YOU

>>211706470
at least she's not the Hijacking Hijabi

Started getting interested in the arts

Not doing so well at the call of duty, lads

>>211706491
Forgot photo

>>211706524
It really depends on height innit lid. I'm 190.5 cm

>>211706540
Hilarious

mad how i would've been a shagger if i was born in a different decade

>>211706540
bbc can't stop winning

>>211706516
bizarro rorke

>>211706491
Just have it later mate don't throw that away.

>>211706565
What's in that pasty thing at the bottom?

>>211706540
Powerful

>>211705125
nah mate been memoryholed

One of the women who campaigned for the Online Safety Act got an MBE too btw lol

Anyone else too oblivious and retarded to get molested?

I was 14 and some leery older guy around 20 got me drunk on cheap wine and tried seducing me. I blew him off and just played Assassin's Creed 2 in the attic. As he was going on about his bisexual fantasies, how he likes men and how my long hair is nice, I was just wasted and like

>Yeah...that's cool man
>Can't believe the Pope is the bad guy in this
>The story makes no fucking sense, who wrote this shit? Aliens

It was only years later as an adult that I realized he was trying to groom me.

>>211706617
Women shouldn't have voting rights or get a say in matters. Through them that's how you get all forms of evils into your country.

>>211706622
>I blew him

>>211706617
Lol.

>>211706566
194cm me

Another bloody nothing burger

fuck it lads, im volenteering to join the idf, i will fight to support western civilisation fon the front line

rorke will be going on about the lockdown in 2057, 30 years after the nuclear holocaust

>>211706566
personally im 190.75 cm
mogged that freak

is kind of weird how women can only make art about sex and their bodies and nothing else

>>211706622
nowt wrong with a 20 year old shagging a 14 year old as long it's heterosexual
all gay sex is wrong thougheverbeit

>>211706597
its not a pasty, its garlic bread

any proper gangster man in?

>>211706714
she looks like she smells

>>211706692
what else is art about these days

how do segways work then

>>211706668
>>211706690
Lol yeah right you're combined you're probably 190

>>211706712
give ron kray your sausage

>>211706712
the krays were jews

>>211706743
being sad n that

>>211706684
lush

>>211706714
imagine that being your son

might collect some nirnroot

When I was nine years old I was led into Ben shapiros office and brutally molested

a shag is a shag is a shag

althoughbeit ive not had a shag since last September

>>211706778
*eats it*

>>211706540
She's actually mad peng

>>211706674
always bet on nothing

>>211706801
*loads save*

never fucking taking an ssri again
rather cry my outs out and be an alcoholic than take that SHIT

>>211706768
we're all eagerly consuming idf propaganda here

*ctrl+H on your Downloads folder*
What's all this then?

>>211706688
Good thing leftypol never mentions the British Empire or the transatlantic slave trade or anything dated like that

bit of toblerone on the cards meseemeth

>>211706807
the british one is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz8XTi4nc5Y

They call the scene in Deliverance the "duelling banjos" scene but it's actually a banjo and a guitar

>>211706778
that crimson nirnroot quest in skyrim always fucked me off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocn1BCjvJXI

why

>>211706834
Good post.

love everything about black women apart from their utterly rancid feet

Leftypol wanking himself silly over the 2012 opening ceremony

>>211706896
>sky """news""" australia

>>211706915
hard disagree
their white soles are highly arousing

leftypol waving the flag of countries that would kill him

>>211706978
>>211706978
>>211706978

ive never rioted
never been to prison
never even been strip searched
not tried peyote
never even fucked a tranny up the arse
ive hardly lived

cuddled up with the chinese gf in bed

>>211707000
\XD/ Guitar!!!

>>211706674
knew it from the start

Don’t know what to do tomight besides jelq the cock

>>211707029
Died.