Thread 211706978

LETS GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

cans is also slang for breasts

girl at toil thinks she looks like emma stone but she actually looks like diane morgan with thinner hair and dandruff haha

ive never rioted
never been to prison
never even been strip searched
not tried peyote
or smoked crack cocaine
never even fucked a tranny up the arse
ive hardly lived

can(cer)lad

>>211706915
this post is bait to make me post black women feets, i won't do it i get banned

>>211707035
lasses with dandruff are piff

>>211707035
get. her. shagged.

These episodes of Frasier where they’re single, especially Niles, is starting to be less funny as I get older alone

can't be asked with texting
can't be asked with courtship
can't be asked with the whole rigamaroo
all a fucking FARCE and a JOKE

the best angle

>>211707055
thats him done then

>>211707019
corr id like to suckle on those cans

One little missile hit Tel Aviv and it's over

>>211707041
EXITING THE FOREST IS SUPER SIMPLE
ALL YOU DO IS FOLLOW THESE PATH TURNS
FOR THE REST OF YOUR GAMING LIFE

me? wanking bbw porn. simple as, large arse.

>>211707144
until tonight when Israel fire back and the cycle continues

>superbad is 18 years old
fuck

>>211707031
:3

Only way I'll ever have a family is by meeting a woman, connecting with hers, and having children, and I simply do not have the capacity for any of it. Strange feel being twenty eight and knowing this is it, never again will I experience emotional intimacy.

nth for the holodem

>>211707170
back when seth rogan wasn't an annoying bitch and jonah hill didn't get mind broken by the french girl
the good old days

>>211707185
sad innit

How do I go about buying drugs if I'm a smelly incel with no friends?

>>211707222
>jonah hill didn't get mind broken by the french girl
whyd she do it bros

got the Flickers from the Fen on

>>211707218
are nim

>>211707109
prefer soles me

>>211706872
i recall seeing him in the beanos but i've gone through 3 now and he isn't in any
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Beano-Book-Annual/Issue-1983?id=156310

>>211707261
mad this is what avergae male looks like in 2025

on a poo hiatus

>>211707243
Go to dark dot fail for the market links, download tor, you will need to buy btc and get it exchanged to xmr via a site like changenow dot io - best of luck

>>211707253
xx

>>211707226
Yeah, it's quite crushing. Not much to wake up for in the morning

>>211707261
saruei needs her bagina fucked and her feet licked
by me and only me

>>211707315
pony livin comfy

>>211707307
GCHQ onna mad one

can you get infinite warnings or is a second warning in a short time a ban

>>211707367
omds forgot pic*

do not poo gentle into that good loo

what a fantastic thread
great posting, guys

mad how women just had sex in the past
they rather only do it for chads only these days, you see

>>211707387
>can you get infinite warnings
no since the universe is expected to end someday

>>211707385
Naive. Think they care about personal use? kek

>>211707360
saruei's the one who fucks


she got a twitch for this kek

Hi lads

>>211707422
not into feet but she is pretty

It raining. Not right

>>211707422
fuckkkkk

>>211707437
I'll track down and brutally kill your family if you reply to me with something this pedantic again

>>211707443
yeah whatever glowie

>>211707307
Cherrs mate

>>211707468
I wouldn't mind

I reckon there's just one lad here who's really paranoid about government agents and I'm tempted to keep pushing his buttons

grassy soles

full body chills just then

>>211707552
classic /brit/ image that

man who told me to listen to beatles albums fret not i've made a spreadsheet

>>211707446
what on earth is this content

>>211707552
that's where JFK got shot from innit?

>>211707564
thought i saw a face at the window and got them

large poo just rocketed out my bumhole so fast that my heart skipped a couple beats

>>211707613
are you vaxxed?

A don doesn’t wear shorts

>>211707552
elite image used to fap to that tons years ago
god I wish I were a hot woman

should make more themed playlists instead of the one jumbled one

sleeping

>>211707651
snoozy boy~~

>>211707019
too big
you rarely see a prime age woman (14-18) with breasts like this

>>211707682
Get that illuminati blood sacrifice mask off Bjork you're too old

>>211707691
shant be ragebaited

>>211707552
great pic, only two things spoil it for me
1. the bit of leaf on her left foot
2. the tampon string

Jelqing tonight, lads?

sue!

on t' porn games again

>>211707307
ta very much lad

>>211707307
just done this and now police are at my door????

>do nothing
>lose
I'm a right plonker so I am

>>211707307
spectre of john mcafee just flew out my computer monitor

>>211707726
Already jelqed myself off to conpletion

Mad how Ofcom are just going to decide I can't post here with all my friends soon

>>211707805
balls deep not pulling out while lovingly kissing her face

>>211707811
I'm not your friend, freak.

>>211707811
freakachu, I choose you!

>>211707775
coffee

king's bday fell on a weekend so toilers don't get a day off

>>211707811
is this one of your "friends" ? > >>211707691

might get "/brit/" tattooed on my arm for the memories

Seeing tel aviv get bombarded by Iranian missiles has put a permanent smile on my face
Im celebrating rn as is the rest of the world seeing these evil monsters get a taste of their own medicine

Why do you hate me so? So many years are fro and lo and behold a jo and a so are a purple monkey dishwasher haha

>>211707579
the power of live 3D models

>>211707849
piss off gchq

>been playing a bit of the old call of duty and screaming slurs at children on it
>check can status
>erm. one can. I drank one can so far

right then

>>211707900
nobody cares

>>211707885
Look at that Norwood Jewish faggot just standing there looking at it lmao

>>211707893
if she ever gets permabanned she can draw instead(stream on other platforms)

think I've been on /brit/ for 14 hours today

>>211707933
why do you hate bald people like us so much?

>>211707933
fuck you expect him to do? knock it back into the sky?

Saw this yet Rorke?

>>211707939
and cosplay

>>211707944
Filipinos don’t go bald

>>211707944
why do you insist on this bald self-slander?
we all know those curls flow just above your pert monkey bottom

Wanked
Has to forgo wank
Can't stop wanking
Maude
9/11

Chicken’s nice and spicy

>>211707942
name most memorable posts
i want to know if i made the cut

watched john wick
don't know why they're scared of him desu, could of just shot him

OH BOY one missile hit Tel Aviv that killed nobody! It’s happening!!!

Nothing. Ever. Happens.

Don't tell me - Madonna

>>211708003
my head is complete mush
I genuinely can't remember anything fuck me

Let's play a game of pretend

>>211708012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTAGpDZsmEc

Serbs sucking my cock

>>211707953
I'm on like (25) now

>>211708085
Thought you'd be Rorke

>>211708034
Yes.

If u wank to femboy pics you are gay. No ifs, ands or butts. You are a homosexual.

>>211707315
Drink bleach you fucking freak of nature

Get the 2013 memes posted

>>211708102
Nostalgic.

the /an/ selection

>>211707933
They are all cowards

>>211707885
No one died

>>211708102
get them housed and fed rorke

IN THE SEWER ALL ALONE

>>211708138
Theres been confirmed casualties
Pic related is tel aviv

>>211708131
screm

>>211708131
guitar lessons not going so well then

genuinely don't care that israel is glassing thousands of mudslimes
genuinely don't care that a few israeli buildings get knocked down by shitty muslim rockets
i just want illegals and leftists out of my country and jews out of western society

>>211708120
first for /craven/

>>211708179
was just saying this down at the British culture shindig

>>211708115
simmer down ontario cunt

Israeli media reports that the updated Israeli causality count is 1 dead and 70 wounded and rising.

>>211708219
ok this is epic

>>211708219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g

1 civilian for a top general and all their nuclear scientists. Bit unfair that

>>211708204
on the dollar bill

wobbly sausage!

geek nigga

>>211708267
go away

>>211708059
>that last little bop in the head to that guy
Gold. What're they fighting over?

>>211708263
We're just getting started
Many jews will die in the coming months

>>211708287
Skill issue.

>>211708347
>to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger

None of what you read here is true.

>>211708204
My tax money already gets wasted on illegals and nonwhites. I don't give a fuck if it's wasted to bomb muslims.
Now post your hand. If you don't we all know you're a shitskin.

>>211708371
Why did you lie about me then?

>>211708371
OFCOM, see this post

eating some leftover pizza it nice

>>211708445
Rubbish.

was just thinking that I haven't really had a cold or any sort of infection for ages but then remembered it's because I never leave the house

>>211708441
why do you always link zadok the priest it isn't that good

>>211708395
He actually posts himself quite frequently, picrel

>>211708370
Mad how he always gets played on fillums by Tilda Swinton and Cate Blanchett and that because he looks more like a weird butch dyke than a feller

>>211708494
It's a very good song and it's biblically "on point" as you kids say.

Preliminary rumours that former IDF Chief of Staff Herzi Halevi has been assassinated

>>211708510
coronation was ages ago now unc; get over it

>>211708571
Why so glum chum?

anyone here gay af

>>211708566
the proto gfberg will be devastated

>>211707942
>14
:)

>>211708610
made for persian cock

so this is rasheed

>>211707885
wow a literal nothingburger, so great

>>211708610
made for big turkic cock

>>211708599
..yh

>>211708724
The shit.

hate when you find a bit of food that was hiding in your mouth from an hour ago and you bite into just a full pepper granule

>>211708767
that's how iranians feel every day

>>211708741
it's not a coincident egypt went downhill after the turkic mamluks were replaced by circassians

>>211708832
aya!

350ml of scotch in under 4 hours and barely a buzz fucking hate being an alcoholic lads

>>211708875
so have a good drown
when you go down
all alooooone
draaaaaged down by the stone
stone
stone
stone
stone

>>211708840
x

>>211708896
Bible? Wtf they on?

real nibba hours

>>211708901
grim

>>211708936
The Teacher, son of David, claims that in his pursuit of knowledge, he has found that everything done under the sun is meaningless.

In the second, 9:1-3, The Teacher says that all men, regardless of what they have done, share the same fate, and that that is the evil given to men.

lads have you heard the news about moshi monsters

>>211708901
thats absolutely nothing you fairy but you probably already knew that and ive been baited if so fair play

>>211708901
>350ml of scotch in under 4 hours and barely a buzz fucking hate being an alcoholic lads
drink on an empty stomach

/brit/ stands with Israel and her right to self-defence

>>211709079
as does every other sane person in the world, which, quite frankly, seems to be quite the small and exclusive group these days

>>211709054
ok so you're a bigger alchie than me that's nothing to be proud of i'm suffering here no booze left with no buzz fuck you cunt fuck you

>>211709041
nah lad what's happened

a poo is brewing

>>211709113
This is essentially it, normal people dont care or support Israel, it's almost exclusively freaks from all ends of the spectrum that are pro-palestine

get the middle east glassed

get India glassed

get Africa glassed

ok good news lads i found a craft imperial stout at the backof the fridge the bad news is it tasts like marmite oh well down the hatch as they say

>>211709041
>>211709140
corr what a throwback, had my first "girlfriend" on there, think she was only like eight or something lmao

>>211709141
pooing right now me, about to start wiping

do people actually find ana de armas attractive? she's so old and busted

>>211709173
my first was on littlebigplanet lol
I looked her up years later and she'd turned into a proper BPD mentally ill type

>>211709173
forgot to mention this was last year btw

:)

>>211709185
her best makes bebis go hard
what's your point

>>211709273
sometimes i feel sad that i'm approaching 40 but zoomers are arguably the worst people to have ever been spawned (along with boomers) so maybe it's not so bad being a millenilal / genxer

corr thats a friday night watch if i ever saw one

Might kill myself lad here
Didn't
Still might

>>211709336
They make your memes mmmk?

>>211709352
The shit. Finger up my ass. Yes.

>>211709193
>I looked her up years later and she'd turned into a proper BPD mentally ill type
That's the best type of woman.

>>211709340
paying money to watch jimmy carr speak for 90 minutes needs to classified as its own specific mental disorder

>>211709416
Europeans???

>>211709376
nah she was pure poison even back when we were both 10, she'd take screenshots on beach levels with other players and send them to me before blocking me on playstation network

she had the entire bpd shtick figured out intuitvely at age 10, proper had me young me on the ropes she did

sam and arnold linked up

>>211709079
Fact

>>211709452
Fuckers should stop very very soon. Otherwise they gonna fall into Jewish issues..

>>211709407
blud thinks you have to pay to watch youtube :skull-emoji: :skull-emoji: :skull-emoji:

also yes we do watch jimmy. he's one of the few /brit/ approved comics

huge thunderstorm here in norwich been going on for like an hour

Thoughts on Rachel?

The wanked.

>>211709510
She's alright, could do without the silicone

>>211709509
>norwich
what's your address and full name lad?

>>211709510
only women like fake tits

Is it gay to wear a compression shirt as a man to show off your stunning hourglass figure?

>>211709510
tots too far apart

what about now

>>211709576
looks like me

>>211709576
The shit. When, brother?

>>211709582
<3

>>211709416
cute meme

>>211709630
Should end good.

can an incel be in his "slut era" ?

get the yanks and aussies in
get them fed
get them wanked

>>211709501
>he's one of the few /brit/ approved comics
says who?

just here to have my balls emptied

get me anal wanked

>>211709701
Gn

>>211709532
josh sargent

It's so over

never believed in the patriarchy before but i think the rapid widespread acceptance of transgenderism among women has changed my mind

>>211707626
No

playing diep io

Have you ever pooped your pants?

ITS TOO WARMM ITS TOO WARM ITS TOO WARM ITS TOW ARM TITS TOO WARM ITS TOO WARM ITW WTOO WARM WARM WARM WARM AWAM

>>211709805
pfffwwahahahahaha

>>211709864
Fan ON
Window OPEN

>>211709861
during covid I shat myself on a zoom call and everyone nicknamed me “The Crapper”

How many years would you need to go back in time to fix your life? 8 for me.

>>211709882
You deserve to perish

>>211709902
13 I reckon. When I dropped out of college

>>211709902
I could fix my life tomorrow but I need to hit rock bottom first so it's a true underdog story

>>211709902
10

they're taking the hobbits to isengard

>>211709921
This

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn54efbMGbQ

Watching the west fall from my evil smelly bedroom

>>211709902
atleast 10
sad stuff

a-nassing eberu a-heppenzu
a-nassing wirr a-heppen

any puttingthingsuptheirum man in?

browsing /brit/ is good for my menthol elf because i'm less fucked up than you niggas

>>211710022
kys

>>211710022
kys

>>211710042
the jews really did a number on her

>>211710022
keep yourself safe :)

>>211710022
Love yourself

>>211710022
i dont know how my life got to be so fucked up but i need to gain clues

What an absolute nothingburger. I’m sick of this shit. It was basically a fireworks display

completely forgot about this video and some lad linked it last thread and I've been screaming at it nonstop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqwFDLQxfY

rattled the runt cages

I think I might be hitting rock bottom. Life is spiralling out of my control at the moment.

>>211710108
No going back, sir..

>>211710099
trying to get rangers boots yeah?

>>211710163
i dont know what that means. i just rejoined the thread after an hour and half drug fuelled wank

>>211710201
just a silly runescape reference
you get clues and drops from them

>>211710218
never played runescape, it sounded really gay.

Rumours - Fleetwood Mac is a great album

>>211710287
quite right, gayest game on this planet

last for walt disney

>>211710375
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