LETS GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
cans is also slang for breasts
girl at toil thinks she looks like emma stone but she actually looks like diane morgan with thinner hair and dandruff haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkailb3xcTI
ive never rioted
never been to prison
never even been strip searched
not tried peyote
or smoked crack cocaine
never even fucked a tranny up the arse
ive hardly lived
>>211706915this post is bait to make me post black women feets, i won't do it i get banned
>>211707035lasses with dandruff are piff
>>211707035get. her. shagged.
These episodes of Frasier where theyโre single, especially Niles, is starting to be less funny as I get older alone
can't be asked with texting
can't be asked with courtship
can't be asked with the whole rigamaroo
all a fucking FARCE and a JOKE
>>211707055thats him done then
>>211707019corr id like to suckle on those cans
One little missile hit Tel Aviv and it's over
>>211707041EXITING THE FOREST IS SUPER SIMPLE
ALL YOU DO IS FOLLOW THESE PATH TURNS
FOR THE REST OF YOUR GAMING LIFE
me? wanking bbw porn. simple as, large arse.
>>211707144until tonight when Israel fire back and the cycle continues
>superbad is 18 years old
fuck
Only way I'll ever have a family is by meeting a woman, connecting with hers, and having children, and I simply do not have the capacity for any of it. Strange feel being twenty eight and knowing this is it, never again will I experience emotional intimacy.
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nth for the holodem
>>211707170back when seth rogan wasn't an annoying bitch and jonah hill didn't get mind broken by the french girl
the good old days
How do I go about buying drugs if I'm a smelly incel with no friends?
>>211707222>jonah hill didn't get mind broken by the french girlwhyd she do it bros
got the Flickers from the Fen on
>>211707109prefer soles me
giphy
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>>211706872i recall seeing him in the beanos but i've gone through 3 now and he isn't in any
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Beano-Book-Annual/Issue-1983?id=156310
>>211707261mad this is what avergae male looks like in 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkwZ2uQu2hE
>>211707243Go to dark dot fail for the market links, download tor, you will need to buy btc and get it exchanged to xmr via a site like changenow dot io - best of luck
>>211707226Yeah, it's quite crushing. Not much to wake up for in the morning
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>>211707261saruei needs her bagina fucked and her feet licked
by me and only me
>>211707315pony livin comfy
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>>211707307GCHQ onna mad one
can you get infinite warnings or is a second warning in a short time a ban
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>>211707367omds forgot pic*
do not poo gentle into that good loo
what a fantastic thread
great posting, guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iibXbmYemGU
mad how women just had sex in the past
they rather only do it for chads only these days, you see
>>211707387>can you get infinite warningsno since the universe is expected to end someday
>>211707385Naive. Think they care about personal use? kek
>>211707360saruei's the one who fucks
she got a twitch for this kek
>>211707422not into feet but she is pretty
>>211707437I'll track down and brutally kill your family if you reply to me with something this pedantic again
>>211707443yeah whatever glowie
>>211707468I wouldn't mind
I reckon there's just one lad here who's really paranoid about government agents and I'm tempted to keep pushing his buttons
full body chills just then
>>211707552classic /brit/ image that
man who told me to listen to beatles albums fret not i've made a spreadsheet
>>211707446what on earth is this content
>>211707552that's where JFK got shot from innit?
>>211707564thought i saw a face at the window and got them
large poo just rocketed out my bumhole so fast that my heart skipped a couple beats
>>211707613are you vaxxed?
A don doesnโt wear shorts
>>211707552elite image used to fap to that tons years ago
god I wish I were a hot woman
should make more themed playlists instead of the one jumbled one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htobTBlCvUU
>>211707019too big
you rarely see a prime age woman (14-18) with breasts like this
>>211707682Get that illuminati blood sacrifice mask off Bjork you're too old
>>211707691shant be ragebaited
>>211707552great pic, only two things spoil it for me
1. the bit of leaf on her left foot
2. the tampon string
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on t' porn games again
>>211707307ta very much lad
>>211707307just done this and now police are at my door????
>do nothing
>lose
I'm a right plonker so I am
>>211707307spectre of john mcafee just flew out my computer monitor
>>211707726Already jelqed myself off to conpletion
Mad how Ofcom are just going to decide I can't post here with all my friends soon
>>211707805balls deep not pulling out while lovingly kissing her face
>>211707811I'm not your friend, freak.
>>211707811freakachu, I choose you!
king's bday fell on a weekend so toilers don't get a day off
>>211707811is this one of your "friends" ? >
>>211707691
>I'm an NHS leader - but mum still suffered at hands of health service because she was black
might get "/brit/" tattooed on my arm for the memories
Seeing tel aviv get bombarded by Iranian missiles has put a permanent smile on my face
Im celebrating rn as is the rest of the world seeing these evil monsters get a taste of their own medicine
Why do you hate me so? So many years are fro and lo and behold a jo and a so are a purple monkey dishwasher haha
>>211707579the power of live 3D models
>been playing a bit of the old call of duty and screaming slurs at children on it
>check can status
>erm. one can. I drank one can so far
right then
>>211707885Look at that Norwood Jewish faggot just standing there looking at it lmao
>>211707893if she ever gets permabanned she can draw instead(stream on other platforms)
think I've been on /brit/ for 14 hours today
>>211707933why do you hate bald people like us so much?
>>211707933fuck you expect him to do? knock it back into the sky?
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Saw this yet Rorke?
>>211707944Filipinos donโt go bald
>>211707944why do you insist on this bald self-slander?
we all know those curls flow just above your pert monkey bottom
Wanked
Has to forgo wank
Can't stop wanking
Maude
9/11
Chickenโs nice and spicy
>>211707942name most memorable posts
i want to know if i made the cut
watched john wick
don't know why they're scared of him desu, could of just shot him
OH BOY one missile hit Tel Aviv that killed nobody! Itโs happening!!!
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
>>211708003my head is complete mush
I genuinely can't remember anything fuck me
Let's play a game of pretend
>>211708012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTAGpDZsmEc
>>211707953I'm on like (25) now
>>211708085Thought you'd be Rorke
If u wank to femboy pics you are gay. No ifs, ands or butts. You are a homosexual.
>>211707315Drink bleach you fucking freak of nature
Get the 2013 memes posted
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>>211707933They are all cowards
>>211708102get them housed and fed rorke
>>211708138Theres been confirmed casualties
Pic related is tel aviv
>>211708131guitar lessons not going so well then
genuinely don't care that israel is glassing thousands of mudslimes
genuinely don't care that a few israeli buildings get knocked down by shitty muslim rockets
i just want illegals and leftists out of my country and jews out of western society
>>211708120first for /craven/
>>211708179was just saying this down at the British culture shindig
>>211708115simmer down ontario cunt
Israeli media reports that the updated Israeli causality count is 1 dead and 70 wounded and rising.
>>211708219ok this is epic
>>211708219https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g
1 civilian for a top general and all their nuclear scientists. Bit unfair that
>>211708204on the dollar bill
>>211708059>that last little bop in the head to that guyGold. What're they fighting over?
>>211708263We're just getting started
Many jews will die in the coming months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpZvg_FjL3Q
>>211708347>to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger
None of what you read here is true.
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>>211708204My tax money already gets wasted on illegals and nonwhites. I don't give a fuck if it's wasted to bomb muslims.
Now post your hand. If you don't we all know you're a shitskin.
>>211708371Why did you lie about me then?
>>211708371OFCOM, see this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj65u_VY0uM
eating some leftover pizza it nice
was just thinking that I haven't really had a cold or any sort of infection for ages but then remembered it's because I never leave the house
>>211708441why do you always link zadok the priest it isn't that good
>>211708395He actually posts himself quite frequently, picrel
>>211708370Mad how he always gets played on fillums by Tilda Swinton and Cate Blanchett and that because he looks more like a weird butch dyke than a feller
>>211708494It's a very good song and it's biblically "on point" as you kids say.
Preliminary rumours that former IDF Chief of Staff Herzi Halevi has been assassinated
>>211708510coronation was ages ago now unc; get over it
>>211708571Why so glum chum?
>>211708566the proto gfberg will be devastated
>>211708610made for persian cock
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Kings%2018%3A16-41&version=NLT
>>211707885wow a literal nothingburger, so great
>>211708610made for big turkic cock
hate when you find a bit of food that was hiding in your mouth from an hour ago and you bite into just a full pepper granule
https://youtu.be/hVzfCFclvAk
>>211708767that's how iranians feel every day
>>211708741it's not a coincident egypt went downhill after the turkic mamluks were replaced by circassians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QA30qkRYy8
350ml of scotch in under 4 hours and barely a buzz fucking hate being an alcoholic lads
>>211708875so have a good drown
when you go down
all alooooone
draaaaaged down by the stone
stone
stone
stone
stone
>>211708896Bible? Wtf they on?
>>211708936The Teacher, son of David, claims that in his pursuit of knowledge, he has found that everything done under the sun is meaningless.
In the second, 9:1-3, The Teacher says that all men, regardless of what they have done, share the same fate, and that that is the evil given to men.
lads have you heard the news about moshi monsters
>>211708901thats absolutely nothing you fairy but you probably already knew that and ive been baited if so fair play
>>211708901>350ml of scotch in under 4 hours and barely a buzz fucking hate being an alcoholic ladsdrink on an empty stomach
/brit/ stands with Israel and her right to self-defence
>>211709079as does every other sane person in the world, which, quite frankly, seems to be quite the small and exclusive group these days
>>211709054ok so you're a bigger alchie than me that's nothing to be proud of i'm suffering here no booze left with no buzz fuck you cunt fuck you
>>211709041nah lad what's happened
>>211709113This is essentially it, normal people dont care or support Israel, it's almost exclusively freaks from all ends of the spectrum that are pro-palestine
get the middle east glassed
get India glassed
get Africa glassed
ok good news lads i found a craft imperial stout at the backof the fridge the bad news is it tasts like marmite oh well down the hatch as they say
>>211709041>>211709140corr what a throwback, had my first "girlfriend" on there, think she was only like eight or something lmao
>>211709141pooing right now me, about to start wiping
do people actually find ana de armas attractive? she's so old and busted
>>211709173my first was on littlebigplanet lol
I looked her up years later and she'd turned into a proper BPD mentally ill type
>>211709173forgot to mention this was last year btw
:)
>>211709185her best makes bebis go hard
what's your point
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hgVcNzvzY
>>211709273sometimes i feel sad that i'm approaching 40 but zoomers are arguably the worst people to have ever been spawned (along with boomers) so maybe it's not so bad being a millenilal / genxer
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corr thats a friday night watch if i ever saw one
Might kill myself lad here
Didn't
Still might
>>211709336They make your memes mmmk?
>>211709352The shit. Finger up my ass. Yes.
>>211709193>I looked her up years later and she'd turned into a proper BPD mentally ill typeThat's the best type of woman.
>>211709340paying money to watch jimmy carr speak for 90 minutes needs to classified as its own specific mental disorder
>>211709376nah she was pure poison even back when we were both 10, she'd take screenshots on beach levels with other players and send them to me before blocking me on playstation network
she had the entire bpd shtick figured out intuitvely at age 10, proper had me young me on the ropes she did
>>211709452Fuckers should stop very very soon. Otherwise they gonna fall into Jewish issues..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fs9hRUTOnU
>>211709407blud thinks you have to pay to watch youtube :skull-emoji: :skull-emoji: :skull-emoji:
also yes we do watch jimmy. he's one of the few /brit/ approved comics
huge thunderstorm here in norwich been going on for like an hour
>>211709510She's alright, could do without the silicone
>>211709509>norwichwhat's your address and full name lad?
>>211709510only women like fake tits
Is it gay to wear a compression shirt as a man to show off your stunning hourglass figure?
>>211709510tots too far apart
>We met on Truth Social, after she reTruthed my post
>>211709576The shit. When, brother?
>>211709630Should end good.
can an incel be in his "slut era" ?
get the yanks and aussies in
get them fed
get them wanked
>>211709501>he's one of the few /brit/ approved comicssays who?
just here to have my balls emptied
never believed in the patriarchy before but i think the rapid widespread acceptance of transgenderism among women has changed my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLyw7jytykE
Have you ever pooped your pants?
ITS TOO WARMM ITS TOO WARM ITS TOO WARM ITS TOW ARM TITS TOO WARM ITS TOO WARM ITW WTOO WARM WARM WARM WARM AWAM
https://youtu.be/qbAab1hTxN4
>>211709805pfffwwahahahahaha
>>211709864Fan ON
Window OPEN
>>211709861during covid I shat myself on a zoom call and everyone nicknamed me โThe Crapperโ
How many years would you need to go back in time to fix your life? 8 for me.
>>211709882You deserve to perish
>>21170990213 I reckon. When I dropped out of college
>>211709902I could fix my life tomorrow but I need to hit rock bottom first so it's a true underdog story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY
they're taking the hobbits to isengard
The new 'eitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn54efbMGbQ
Watching the west fall from my evil smelly bedroom
>>211709902atleast 10
sad stuff
a-nassing eberu a-heppenzu
a-nassing wirr a-heppen
any puttingthingsuptheirum man in?
browsing /brit/ is good for my menthol elf because i'm less fucked up than you niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qRuUdvAdA8
>>211710042the jews really did a number on her
>>211710022keep yourself safe :)
>>211710022i dont know how my life got to be so fucked up but i need to gain clues
What an absolute nothingburger. Iโm sick of this shit. It was basically a fireworks display
completely forgot about this video and some lad linked it last thread and I've been screaming at it nonstop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqwFDLQxfY
I think I might be hitting rock bottom. Life is spiralling out of my control at the moment.
>>211710108No going back, sir..
>>211710099trying to get rangers boots yeah?
>>211710163i dont know what that means. i just rejoined the thread after an hour and half drug fuelled wank
>>211710201just a silly runescape reference
you get clues and drops from them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2LWWORoiM
>>211710218never played runescape, it sounded really gay.
Rumours - Fleetwood Mac is a great album
>>211710287quite right, gayest game on this planet