Irrelevantbros... We win again

>>211708404 (OP)
>relevantugal

>>211708404 (OP)
Ireland is safe yet a bunch of small african nations aren't.

>>211708404 (OP)
Bhutamese passport!

>>211708404 (OP)
argentina, here I come for your pink puss puss

>australia
>safe
lol

>>211708671
What?

>>211708404 (OP)
>Ireland
With how often the Russians have been pissing and shitting themselves at us the Irish are guaranteed to get caught in the crossfire

Uh? Why would we be hit by nuclear bombs? What did we even do to deserve this?

>>211708687
literally part of Nato

>>211708404 (OP)
>Australia and NZ
Why?

>>211708710
no one likes you

>>211708687
australia is not irrelvant. they belong to the angosphere
they are pretty internationally active
and they have alot of problems with china

>>211708404 (OP)
>finland's border region with russia is safe
>madagascar isn't
Explain.

>>211708751
My BBC wants you I'm deploying him

>>211708656
nigga argentinians are shitskins like you
no way you fell for the whitegentinian meme...

>>211708404 (OP)
I live in the light blue part well

>>211708712
>>211708772
you retards replied to a bot but it's funny that what he said made sense

>NA
Everyone will be fucked including Mexico
>Europe
lol
>MENA
lol
>Africa
Only Subsaharan Africa will survive, the nookhavers will nuke SA to ensure that no one rebuilds there
>Latinxir continent
Relatively safe outside of capital cities, there's not a lot of nooks to nook everything
>South Asia
lol
>Central Asia
Relatively safe
>Southeast Asia
Only West Papua, Cambodia/Laos will survive
>Australia/NZ
lol
>East Asia
lol

Nook doctrines target tertiary non-aligned capital cities to ensure that enemy refugees will never have a chance to rebuild and refuel.

>>211708816
>>211708656

This, Canada will be a good country for you

>>211708772
China can't invade us

>>211708656
Based. Aryans like Indians should link up with Aryantina

>>211708900
How so?

>>211708934
try it nigga

>>211708404 (OP)
Nothing ever happens
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>>211708404 (OP)
des
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>>211708968
My fleet of 2M gigabbcs will scare timmies into surrendering

>>211708404 (OP)
>swizterland
not if there’s any nuclear fallout
what an idiotic map

>>211708934
>have to sail through the entirety of South East Asia
>have to an attempt an amphibious assault
>have to maintain supply lines across a massive and hard to traverse country with no land route

>>211708404 (OP)
>Russia
>Canada
Holy shit imagine the literal ape who made this.

>>211708710
The crime of being next to America

>>211709102
one simple life hack to deal with that though
>have 18 Trillion Dollar GDP and a population of 1.2 Billion

>>211709102
they have fuckton of ships and lives to throw away

>>211708404 (OP)
>Norway mentioned
Feels good. I know Russia aren't capable of invading us without going through Finland and taking it which is virtually impossible for them. But history has showed that our largest worry is the British.

I'm OP
Why this retarded stupid as fuck post has so many replies already?
My good threads are all forgotten

You guys reward mediocrity

world war 3 isn't real. the first two were world wars simply because five countries controlled 3/4 of the planet

>>211709283
Are you fat in real life, brah?

>>211709202
>>211709241
>war is just numbers
this is how brown people understand wars

>>211709303
are russians brown?

>>211709319
yes

>>211708882
>>Latinxir continent
there is non latin american highlighted in that map

>>211709361
Oo

>>211709303
modren warfare has always been about numbers
in 2025 ... a war is only decided by who can write bigger checks

>>211709361
You.

>>211708404 (OP)
If this isn't some ai generated bait, it must have been made by an absolute dimwit.

The arctic waters and polar region between Russia, the U.S, Greenland, Iceland and Norway are considered exceptionally strategically valuable by all sides. When people in Kyiv run to bomb shelters, they do so based on intelligence gathered by the infamous radar domes in Vardø, Norway, capable of tracking Russian bombers as they take off and head for Ukraine. The Russians will periodically do mock bombing runs toward these radars, turning away at the last minute before entering Norwegian airspace.

Most people look at the map and think ballistic missiles would fly east/west across the Atlantic ocean on their way to their targets.... for crying out loud...

And Svalbard, are you kidding me? Not a week goes by without Russia complaining that Norway is "militarizing" it and wanting to strengthen their claim (there's a huge satellite downlink facility which is being used strictly for cicilian purposes.....right?).

There's literally a Russian village IN Svalbard, and they love to make their presence known. Pictures of armed Russian troops in arctic surroundings and tagged with "Svalbard" surfaced online a few years ago.Even the Chinese have been testing the waters there too, to see how much shit they could get away with (uniformed personell ++) before Norway responded.

Russian officials will now turn up at WW2 memorials in Northern Norway, remove wreaths laid down by Norwegian officials, and lay down their own wreaths instead - after being told their presence is not wanted in the first place.

U.S military hardware is stored in huge numbers in our mountain bunkers. We have USMC forces permanently based in Trøndelag county. U.S. nuclear subs make regular port calls in Tromsø. We have Rivet Joint flights crossing our airspace to snoop north of Murmansk. Etc, etc, etc....

Natural isolation? Neutral international policies? Pressure cooker waiting to blow is more like it.

What's up with this Egyptian bot? Does it just reply with random nonsense? Who set it up and why?

>>211708404 (OP)
>if

>>211709383
which is why Russia is doing so well in a country with 10% of its GDP?
modern warfare is about logistics and Australia is a logistical nightmare

>>211709299
No

>>211709303
That's how real life wars are won
>>211709457
Ukraine for many years had the full backing of the entirety of the west

>>211709498
>Ukraine for many years had the full backing of the entirety of the west
yeah just like Australia you brown monkey
we are never being invaded by anyone, it's that simple

>>211708404 (OP)
>2050
>The world as we know it was burned in nuclear fire
>The world is a nuclear wasteland
>Out of the radioactive dust 6 empires where born, ready to claim whats left
>The Eskimos, The Nordic Union, East Siberia, The Legion of Mates, White Agentinia and The Horde of the Penguins

>>211709537
we'd have your backs bro

>>211708404 (OP)
how is anywhere in south america relevant

>>211709566
Against spiderman.

>>211709547
"When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna jump for joy!"

I loled.

>>211709283
This board is the bastard child of /pol/ and /r9k/ with the occasional /soc/ post. Of course good threads will never survive here what did you expect?!

>>211708789
there's really big lizards there

>>211708900
Australia can be depopulated with like 5 hydrogen bombs.

>>211709424
It's old (pre-AI being common), but you're right about it being made by a dimwit
I remember seeing it at least 10 years ago

>>211709633
nuking us is not invading us, you are infinitely more likely to get nuked than us

>>211708404 (OP)
booking my escape to the kerguelen islands

>>211709633
Crocodile Dundee would jump out of the bush with an army of Wallabys and Wombats behind him screaming "THAT'S not a hydrogen bomb.... THIS is a hydrogen bomb!" and proceed to launch intercontinental hydrogen boomerangs at China in massive numbers before throwing another shrimp on the barbie.

>>211709303
The side with numbers won two world wars out of two for your information
I know angloids like to larp as the heroic underdog but that has never been the case, you always fought with massive advantage over your enemies

>>211709102
You guys dont have a single nuclear boat, are you going to stop them with zodiacs ?

It might have just kicked off and guess who started it It was The JEW'S again

>>211709790
>>211709804
genuine brownoid

>>211709880
why is it always them?

>>211709475
Be honest.

>>211708656
Rapist fuck

We're neutral now so we'd be safe

>>211710029
Request holocaust.

>>211709960
I'm always honest

>>211710094
Are you sure?

>>211708404 (OP)
Is alaska good?

>>211710623
Stop.

>>211708404 (OP)
I think the WW3 is already started.

>>211710282
Maybe a lil chubby there and there

>>211708617
Well, they aren't safe without a nuclear war either

you aren't included though

>>211708404 (OP)
The Swiss can’t keep getting away with it

>tfw irrelevant yet stil sitting in a giant cauldron

>>211708404 (OP)
>South America and Africa aren't safe
>Australia is
Who the fuck made this?

>>211708404 (OP)
the first thing we punch if WW2 brokeout is Australia

>>211708404 (OP)
Nunavutters rise up

83 posts in this dog shit thread

>>211713143
we would maul you

>>211708656
You think Argentinians have pink puss and nips? Nah bro.. nah.