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>>211705453
how many more countries have to be destroyed before israel is safe
This is a Brian thread
Post in here
>>211709170
>>211709159n-1, where n is the countries of the world
>>211709159Iran is an evil narco state. A result of reactionary passions that were somehow allowed to take hold of the nation during the economic adversities of the 70s. A disgrace on the face of this earth, really, for such a nation as that.
I hate the lame discord trannies and their lame schizo named people
Anyone who manyions 'brian' or "Jason" or "spinny" is a discord tranny that should be utterly ignored.
odds fry me my french fries
evens dont fry me my french fries
Let's get some hype for my package reveal!
nothing wrong with discord
>>211709226Jason is a sweetheart with a rough exterior
Spinny is a dainty whimsical foid who scares off trannies
Brian is a cancer who should be removed from society
>>211709266Are you excited bud?
>>211709249Post yours and I'll invite you to my server
>>211709286Exactly correct.
>>211709285are there lots of single girls there?
me before standing up, bottomless, in my microsoft teams meeting:
>>211709242
>>211709301Only one. She's a Indian doctor
>>211709286im glad you are
>>211709324Yeah, he's always lying
>>211709324He will and it's going to be gay shit
Watch
sunburn's itching something fierce
>>211709346blame it on the people that don't engage with my posts or make fun of the package
>>211709107 (OP)How did he do it?!
just fucking post it already
Getting in the shower now
I play checkers with chocolate vs vanilla cookies and winner takes all, baby
>>211709470I've always enjoyed checkers more than chess. I guess it's cause I'm a stoner and it's a more relaxed king of competititon. Backgammon, too.
shit, is raining hard down here in Zapopan
eading wuacamole <3
yummy!
>>211709521**unzips**
eat my cumamole
off the florida keys, theres a place called kokomo
>>211709544what's your name and badge number
>>211709544yeah what about it?
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You don't win no silver
You only lose the gold
You push with a fever
For your time keeps tolling on
Against all the odds, against all your pain
Your back's on the wall with no one to blame
Wild hearts won't be tamed
>>211709553Buford T. Justice
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Going to play Ostriv soon. I think I have created enough of a gap with the jeet that I can take a break and play some vidya.
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>>211709578i haven't been recording that building what's up?
>>211709519>ZapopanSo you're playing jeopardy and the answer is "What did Captain Hook say to Peter Pan when they were playing Lazer tag? '
>>211709159"Israel" and jews are a cancer to the world
>>211709541no me uwusta eso >.<
:(
>>211709619I'm Zapo Pan, lel
is it stupid to drive 1 hr to a street festival just to eat food
I wish they all could be california girls
If water was vodka
And I was a duck
Id swim to the bottom
And never come up
But waters not vodka
And I'm not a duck
So pass me the bottle
And shut the fuck up
>>211709643Depends on the food
>>211709643maybe you can interact with some strangers and practice your spanish with the vendors. that seems like it would justify the trip
>>211709666>practice your spanish For what pvrpose
>>211709653no probably a little more expensive than normal
>>211709665filipino food, i want to try the desserts mainly teebeeaych
>>211709666its not spanish oriented
>>211709689>Filipino foodNever tried it
TURN ON CNN
ISRAEL JUST GOT NUKED
>>211709689>no probably a little more expensive than normalthen no. you're paying for gas + food
>>211709650loving a California girl is like they love like moms... they just cuddle and want to protect you while they ask for a new car or house
>>211709719This girl is ugly but I have seen enough clips of her being bubbly and cute that I now want her
>>211709719That's not a California girl that's a mexican
>>211709650daisy dukes bikinis on top
>>211709743california is mexico
>>211709729why are yids so....
Might fuck a friend's wife in a few weeks. She's fat but apparently a freak in the sack and my standards are at rock bottom.
you can always tell its fake because if either side wanted to end the other they would just fire every single one of their missiles at the exact same time to overload the others anti missile system
>>211709755Then why is it called California and not Mexico and why are they deporting Mexicans out of California?
Checkmate, atheists
Do you guys really think you deserve to see my package after all the abusive words and doubt?
>>211709775big yikes from me dawg
>>211709793He knows and is cool with it. Which doesn't contradict your advice, but it does remove the moral dilemma.
>>211709809This is just like the Israelites rebelling in the wilderness and seeking forgiveness from God
Please forgive us as you have before, and allow us to see your package
>>211709823why are you friends with a cuck
>>211709786Then they would have no missiles left and be completely vulnerable
You lose literally all negotiating power and it's not like those missiles can penetrate bunkers
>>211709734Normal since she's a teenager
why would you moan about abusive words on 4chan of all places, bizzare behaviour
I don't want to see his "package".
If my brother is any indication, my scalp will get a bit thinner, but my hairline will hold, God willing
>>211709919Just take dutasteride. Also do cardio daily. I think balding is down to dht sensitivity and poor circulation
>>211709947sinophiles are pathetic, especially because most of them are getting paid on top of being chinkaboo faggots.
no one can force me to goon
>>211709947youre gonna trigger the psycho that spams chinese gore nonstop
>>211710027no one is trying to make you do anything Anon
Here's my package! And yes that's a condom ;)
>>211709947Gaudy displays are fun but the truth is they are there to distract from the fact that there's no substance in china
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>>211710049i'm doin it for da show
I'm a Sinophile, love yellow culture, love yellow pussy. But I'm not a thirdie so LED skyscrapers don't impress me.
I like all the 45 year old maga dorks on x.com who are like I'm dying for no Israel as if they'll be drafted
Do you ever wrestle with your mom?
makes me realize how different chinese people are when you see one of their metaphors translated
makes me realize how different chinese people are when you see one of them eat an egg pickled in a childs urine
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This is why I don't bother sharing anything with you fools
>>211710096why do you ask?
I've been a sinophile since watching ATLA as a kid
>>211710115Here's a quarter
Go call someone who cares
tonight's dinner: homemade bbq chicken sandwiches with baked beans. and Dr pepper.
>>211710115Don't show us anything again, please
>>211710098They're like that one Episode of TNG where Picard has to figure out the metaphor language Aliens. Chinamen love using metaphors/idioms even more than Anglophones (Chengyu)
Fuck this toxic general. peace
I'm getting a package wednesday that will blow this faggot's package out of the water
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reminder to report the Egyptian spambot at every opportunity
>>211710144You posted a sex toy package though, you really expected a positive reaction
Why do some people takes shits at a doctor's office?
>starting to notice hair thinning on the back of my scalp
should i hop on meds for it before it gets worse?
This thread is for sinophiles only.
https://youtu.be/IQAW2HtIgQ8
Holy shit It just occured to me that most people on this board have never even used a pay phone
>>211710166front end or back end?
>>211710158People egg me on to share my package then ignore it or trash talk it EVERY TIME
>>211710178stepped on a pop top
>>211710164Also he almost certainly used it for homosexual things
If this was the early 2000s that one anon would put up a vague emo away message despite not being away at all and listening to my chemical romance or some shit
>>211710142Chinamen are either the Breen or Romulans if i had to find a star trek equivalent
>>211710144I told you I didn't wanted to see your sex toy package, crybaby.
>>211710164It's not a sex toy fool
>>211710182are you the sexo poster
homos get off on being humiliated. ignoring that gay shit was the appropriate response
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Brian literally spams this general with hardcore gay pornography, report him for being off topic and just being a stupid faggot in general.
>>211710200I think in TOS they were supposed to be Romulans and the Klingons the Soviets before they adjusted things in TNG
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>>211710173I used one once ages ago but that's only because I forgot my mobile
all but removed now doe
>>211710219I read that in Mr. T's voice LMFAOOOOO
>>211710197You are the only good person here
>>211710199True. I remember when bands would upload like 3-4 songs on myspace, that shit was so cash
in China, the Three Stooges are known as "Three Smelly Shoemakers."
>>211710144funny that you say this as I've decided to leave /brit/ and come crawling back here
>>211710242im not good but i try to be good
>>211710242wtf did I do to you
>>211710249Tom & Jerry is "Cat & Mouse" and is incredibly popular there. Meanwhile none of them have heard of Bugs Bunny.
>>211710227No
>>211710202Not a sex toy it's just a nfsw board game why are there so many prudes in this general?
>>211710199oh shit I forgot about that, WMP would link to Live Messenger and you'd have it show what song you were listening to.
>>211710257Welcome back redditjeet!
>>211710270We like female sexuality. Nobody likes gross incel sexuality
>>211710268I can understand that. bugs bunny is very american compared to tom and jerry which is more universal
>>211710098A few of my students speak Mandarin at home and translate their papers into English. Really poetic stuff if they understand both languages.
>>211710113how often do you see that
>obligatory random shitter account screencap
no one gives a fuck
>>211710303That doesn't mean it should be celebrated
I'm trying to crawl my way out of inceldom
>>211710266You aren't friendly enough
is it true that conservatives left democrats states in 2020 and moved to texas and florida and idaho because i cant seriously imagine the average person moving to the other end of the country over a temporary crisis unless youre someone famous
we "nazis" won!
https://x.com/Sneak0o/status/1933669509820527065
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I’m just as incel as I was 2 hours ago.
>>211709888I’ve got a “package” for ya right here
>>211710346People leave Dem states because the housing is too expensive
>>211710353not being celibate means you're not incel
>>211710346You sound gullible
>>211710352>SneakoNot a single white person follows him
>>211710297Female sexuality is based because it's a glimpse into the past. Women are psychosexually unevolved from the stone age
>>211710346I'm sure some did, but a lot of god damn fucking libtards left places like CA, NY, NJ and moved to NC, TN, Florida and Texas
wuacamole status: eaden >:)
>>211710381That poster is the one known as "goshcel"
Pay him no attention, he is mentally ill and a pedophile.
>>211710398https://youtu.be/MpFuE7i6BCs
>>211710387Why can't you filter a broad by weight or tit size
There's a horrible double standard between the sexes and men get the worst of it
>>211710371I am celibate thoughbeit
>>211710357*open my mouth and swallow your yummy "package"*
>>211710346>over a temporary crisisPretty much everything in California is more expensive and unlivable. it has nothing to do with left v.s right, it's just the reality of the situation
even states nearby to California have seen a massive increase in living expenses just by being proximate to it
>>211710406you can, just set up your political preference to remove anyone left of centre
>>211710409alright then you're cleared, move on
>>211710405damn she blew up like a balloon in the last 2 years
the memes about latinas is spot on
>>211710419>it has nothing to do with left v.s right555 come on now
>>211710437don't be mean to staryuuki >:(
>>211710444With the amount of leftoid faggots moving to Texas they'll shift the demographics and voting habits in 15 years. It'll be the next blue state.
>>211710444I'm not sure what this map indicates
my point is that the reason people are leaving California isn't cause it's "woke". they're leaving because it's expensive.
Cali is a hub for rich tech workers, few others can realistically afford living there
>>211710405que linda staryuuuuki <3
>>211710406i hate it when my bitch wife makes me feel unheard
>>211710470People have been saying that for 20 years
Now they're saying it about Florida too
even illegal mexicans who cant speak english support trump now.
>>211710497kys
>>211710497LMAO
They're so delusional
>>211710470They've been saying that about Texas for 30 years now, but it never happens, white libtards move there and Tejanos just keep getting more conservative
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KTIM
I can feel a torrent of diarrhea making its way through my large intestine
>>211710444utah the famously conservative state....
>>211710511>even illegal mexicans who cant speak english support trump now.Why would you support the person deporting you? Mexicans are bizzarre. I saw some mexi-tard the other day flying a maga flag and a mexican flag off his pickup truck
>>211709175How is this dog so smart, bros
i could solve all /cum/'s problems if you gave me the power
Anonymous you're on the air
>>211710549mostly because they want to be seen as american. bizarre indeed.
Israel and Iran are starting WW3 just to distract us from police in california enforcing the law
>>211710566baba booey baba booey baba booey
guy who's never read orwell: wow! was 1984 right or what?
>>211710576I saw a girl on tinder the other day named "Lucyfer"
I swiped right too fast and didn't get a screenshot
It makes me sad to see how mentally fragile some of you are. I imagine it comes from a life of being bullied and unaccepted. That's the case for me at least.
>>211710563Most of my problems stem from my non-jewishness. I grew up around Jews and was always surprised when I looked in the mirror and didn't see a nerdy jew.
>>211710630I look like a nerdy jew but am just a regular deficient cumskin
I wish i belonged to the master race....
fixed my spinning reel
fishbros we are so back
i'm extremely mentally resilient
>>211710655Your posts are so cute to me
>>211710486yt is recommending asmr girls for some reason now. theyre so cute but asmr is grating.
https://youtu.be/WTaeHGwy5Cc
This is the average Indonesian couple
asmr is just a way for women to ramble about inane bullshit to thousands of people who don't want to hear it but are so lonely they force themselves too anyway
>>211710663keep it to yourself unless you're a woman
>>211710666yeah, I've never been into asmr, but lots of egirls know it's an easy side hustle now if they already have a big audience
But I've watched staryuuki for years
>>211710698I love when you speak to me like that
>>211710630>I grew up around Jewsone more lie and you're getting it
What's a fun, niche New Vegas build that doesn't take forever to get going
Watching a movie from 1973 about attending Harvard law school
>>211710729Just play 76 instead, it's better in every conceivable way
>>211710690Sembra comme il suo Mamma, do Indonesian women age poorly?
>>211710666i dont get the appeal
just makes me disappointed im not experiencing it for real instead of on headphones
>>211710713kek I was born at NYU hospital and grew up in Murray Hill. The man who circumcised me is listed on my birth certificate and has a chosen item name
>want to go for a run to get my 15k
>raining cats and dogs
>>211710765It's not 1625 anymore, going out in the rain won't give you the Black Flux or nothin
>>211710729Stealth archer
do you guys like to play with your friends or draw or eat snacks
I was born in Smyrna, Georgia and I am uncircumcised
>>211710786Getting struck by lightning is bad for the humours
>>211710802what a fucking whore
>>211710729Close quarters specialist. Handguns, melee, unarmed, sneak.
I ate like 3000 calories of crackers yesterday and now I'm constipated and have diarrhea at the same time
>>211710802yeah you could get her alright
get her sick LOL
>>211710802Go get her bud
>>211710797i like riding my bike and jumping in puddles
today is a rest day. no fapping
>>211710820I wanted to do a samurai build but getting a sword takes too long
Wanted to do a sniper build too but too many fights take place in close quarters
some call it myanmar. to me it will always be burma
>>211710743my kind of asmr https://youtu.be/wymIQ1FywrA
>>211710802she looks stretched out
>>211710802What can be said about her that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? Bombed out and depleted.
He jerks 6 days a week and rests on the Sabbath
My jewish friend Hyman says its customary to step on a wineglass at a wedding
Thailand will always be Siam to me
>>211710926I have a Mormon friend named Hyrum
>>211710802girls with tans and thick eyebrows can take my whole heart, even if they're genuinely awful people
>>211710936Trying to cable the Prussian consulate in Siam
>>211710926name and the greeting rolled into one
>>211710958>thick eyebrowsthats makeup bro
wow look at him standing up like a person
Thought about posting a pic from one of my spicy Puerto Rican friends from IG, but I shan't be doing that
>>211710959Might have to route it through Constantinople, there's been huge storms around Cathay
>>211710981My cold co-worker looked just like that, nice fap material for me here.
That's not her because there is Cyrillic in the background.
>>211710981I wish she would do the donkey show in tijuana
>>211710981Is it appropriate to wear a skirt that short
>>211711046yeah because she's at the pool
>>211710993in my country we actually still call it Cathay, Kitajska
>>211711066She's wearing skimpy panties underneath that show her whole ass
Bros, whats our opinion on the movie I, Robot?
Now I think is the time to admit that John Maus was rotely derivative of Ariel Pink all along, only bougier.
>>211711115and what an arse it is
>>211711115it's a swimsuit with a skirt built in
>>211711135ay, if artie was an asshole then he wouldn't have beaten up Benny!
Ok I got an offer to be a union salt
I dunno if I should do it
>>211711170Don't get mixed up in unions
You could get clipped if you say the wrong thing
>>211710978I mean in general, not this one specifically
also you're wrong
i heard this guy's been greasin the union
maybe in a different reality a tiny thing went different in high school and i because an astronaut
>>211711145She should be wearing a more appropriate one since she's performing for kids
>>211711201catching, not pitching
When I entered the workforce I turned down a warehouse position at UPS once I saw how much being a union member was gonna deduct from my paycheck
Had I stayed I could've been a driver by now, making well over 60k a year fml
>>211711210Aren't they called bundatronauts in Brazil
>>211711222mousenonce, my nemesis
>>211711207Thanks, I will be forcing my GF to watch it with me tonight because of this post
>>211711218what can i say, you're not wrong
>>211711254She does have a nice, smooth, pale ass though tell ya what
>>211711218The seal is for the kids the swimsuit is for the dads
>>211711300women are creeps who love showing off in front of kids
>>211711296That hoodie actually goes hard, especially with her skin
>>211711300I guess you could settle down with that but this much back and forth? Y'all are Nathaniel Hawthorne ass niggas!
>>211711329i got a hawthorne for ya pal
>>211711249I'm not mousey doe
>>211710170Yeah do it if your hairline is still good. Use the HIMs tablets that are 50/50 fin and minox.