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how many more countries have to be destroyed before israel is safe

This is a Brian thread
Post in here

>>211709170

Kinda sick of it all

>>211709159
n-1, where n is the countries of the world

>>211709159
Iran is an evil narco state. A result of reactionary passions that were somehow allowed to take hold of the nation during the economic adversities of the 70s. A disgrace on the face of this earth, really, for such a nation as that.

>>211709196
Shant

I hate the lame discord trannies and their lame schizo named people
Anyone who manyions 'brian' or "Jason" or "spinny" is a discord tranny that should be utterly ignored.

odds fry me my french fries
evens dont fry me my french fries

Let's get some hype for my package reveal!

nothing wrong with discord

>>211709226
Jason is a sweetheart with a rough exterior
Spinny is a dainty whimsical foid who scares off trannies
Brian is a cancer who should be removed from society

>>211709266
Are you excited bud?

>>211709242
whoop whoop!

>>211709249
Post yours and I'll invite you to my server

>>211709276
yes

>>211709279
That's right!

>>211709286
Exactly correct.

>>211709285
are there lots of single girls there?

me before standing up, bottomless, in my microsoft teams meeting:
>>211709242

>>211709301
Only one. She's a Indian doctor

>>211709286
im glad you are

bet he wont reveal shit

>>211709321
i'm good then

>>211709324
Sorry, Y.

>>211709324
Yeah, he's always lying

>>211709324
He will and it's going to be gay shit
Watch

sunburn's itching something fierce

>>211709346
blame it on the people that don't engage with my posts or make fun of the package

>>211709107 (OP)
How did he do it?!

>>211709397
Pussy

just fucking post it already

Getting in the shower now

>>211709200
Brock Lesnerd

>>211709422
Bussy

I play checkers with chocolate vs vanilla cookies and winner takes all, baby

>>211709470
KITTIN!

>>211709470
I've always enjoyed checkers more than chess. I guess it's cause I'm a stoner and it's a more relaxed king of competititon. Backgammon, too.

>>211709474
Rare jeet w

>>211709474
kek!

shit, is raining hard down here in Zapopan

eading wuacamole <3
yummy!

>>211709521
**unzips**
eat my cumamole

off the florida keys, theres a place called kokomo

>>211709544
what's your name and badge number

>>211709544
yeah what about it?

You don't win no silver
You only lose the gold
You push with a fever
For your time keeps tolling on
Against all the odds, against all your pain
Your back's on the wall with no one to blame
Wild hearts won't be tamed

>>211709553
Buford T. Justice
032

i love kissing boys TOT

Going to play Ostriv soon. I think I have created enough of a gap with the jeet that I can take a break and play some vidya.

>>211709586
hi matt

>>211709586
wot dat?

Ho Lee, is now hailing

>>211709592
ello govnah

>>211709601
Duolingo

>>211709578
i haven't been recording that building what's up?

>>211709519
>Zapopan
So you're playing jeopardy and the answer is "What did Captain Hook say to Peter Pan when they were playing Lazer tag? '

>>211709159
"Israel" and jews are a cancer to the world

>>211709541
no me uwusta eso >.<
:(

>>211709619
I'm Zapo Pan, lel

is it stupid to drive 1 hr to a street festival just to eat food

I wish they all could be california girls

If water was vodka
And I was a duck
Id swim to the bottom
And never come up

But waters not vodka
And I'm not a duck
So pass me the bottle
And shut the fuck up

>>211709643
free food?

>>211709643
Depends on the food

>>211709643
maybe you can interact with some strangers and practice your spanish with the vendors. that seems like it would justify the trip

>>211709666
>practice your spanish
For what pvrpose

>>211709653
no probably a little more expensive than normal
>>211709665
filipino food, i want to try the desserts mainly teebeeaych
>>211709666
its not spanish oriented

>>211709689
>Filipino food
Never tried it

>>211709564
o algo

TURN ON CNN
ISRAEL JUST GOT NUKED

>>211709689
>no probably a little more expensive than normal
then no. you're paying for gas + food

>>211709650
loving a California girl is like they love like moms... they just cuddle and want to protect you while they ask for a new car or house

>>211709719
This girl is ugly but I have seen enough clips of her being bubbly and cute that I now want her

>>211709719
That's not a California girl that's a mexican

>>211709650
daisy dukes bikinis on top

>>211709743
california is mexico

>>211709729
why are yids so....

Might fuck a friend's wife in a few weeks. She's fat but apparently a freak in the sack and my standards are at rock bottom.

you can always tell its fake because if either side wanted to end the other they would just fire every single one of their missiles at the exact same time to overload the others anti missile system

>>211709775
Don't do that

>>211709755
Then why is it called California and not Mexico and why are they deporting Mexicans out of California?

Checkmate, atheists

Do you guys really think you deserve to see my package after all the abusive words and doubt?

>>211709775
big yikes from me dawg

>>211709793
He knows and is cool with it. Which doesn't contradict your advice, but it does remove the moral dilemma.

>>211709809
This is just like the Israelites rebelling in the wilderness and seeking forgiveness from God
Please forgive us as you have before, and allow us to see your package

>>211709823
why are you friends with a cuck

>>211709786
Then they would have no missiles left and be completely vulnerable
You lose literally all negotiating power and it's not like those missiles can penetrate bunkers

>>211709734
Normal since she's a teenager

why would you moan about abusive words on 4chan of all places, bizzare behaviour

I don't want to see his "package".

If my brother is any indication, my scalp will get a bit thinner, but my hairline will hold, God willing

>>211709919
Just take dutasteride. Also do cardio daily. I think balding is down to dht sensitivity and poor circulation

>>211709947
sinophiles are pathetic, especially because most of them are getting paid on top of being chinkaboo faggots.

no one can force me to goon

>>211709947
youre gonna trigger the psycho that spams chinese gore nonstop

>>211710027
no one is trying to make you do anything Anon

*calls you a dunderhead*

Here's my package! And yes that's a condom ;)

>>211709947
Gaudy displays are fun but the truth is they are there to distract from the fact that there's no substance in china

>>211710049
i'm doin it for da show

I'm a Sinophile, love yellow culture, love yellow pussy. But I'm not a thirdie so LED skyscrapers don't impress me.

>>211710055
holy reddit

I like all the 45 year old maga dorks on x.com who are like I'm dying for no Israel as if they'll be drafted

Do you ever wrestle with your mom?

>>211710077
Bitch

makes me realize how different chinese people are when you see one of their metaphors translated

makes me realize how different chinese people are when you see one of them eat an egg pickled in a childs urine

>1 reply
This is why I don't bother sharing anything with you fools

>>211710096
why do you ask?

I've been a sinophile since watching ATLA as a kid

>>211710115
Here's a quarter
Go call someone who cares

tonight's dinner: homemade bbq chicken sandwiches with baked beans. and Dr pepper.

>>211710116
Thief.

>>211710097
yo mama

>>211710096
no

>>211710115
Don't show us anything again, please

>>211710116
Etsubatsu?

>>211710098
They're like that one Episode of TNG where Picard has to figure out the metaphor language Aliens. Chinamen love using metaphors/idioms even more than Anglophones (Chengyu)

Fuck this toxic general. peace

I'm getting a package wednesday that will blow this faggot's package out of the water

reminder to report the Egyptian spambot at every opportunity

>>211710144
Lol

>>211710144
what happend?

>>211710144
You posted a sex toy package though, you really expected a positive reaction

i blew out my flip flop

>>211710153
What???

Why do some people takes shits at a doctor's office?

>starting to notice hair thinning on the back of my scalp
should i hop on meds for it before it gets worse?

This thread is for sinophiles only.
https://youtu.be/IQAW2HtIgQ8

Holy shit It just occured to me that most people on this board have never even used a pay phone

>>211710166
front end or back end?

>>211710158
People egg me on to share my package then ignore it or trash talk it EVERY TIME

>>211710178
stepped on a pop top

>>211710164
Also he almost certainly used it for homosexual things

>>211710144
KWAB

eating award

>>211710182
**hugs**

If this was the early 2000s that one anon would put up a vague emo away message despite not being away at all and listening to my chemical romance or some shit

>>211710142
Chinamen are either the Breen or Romulans if i had to find a star trek equivalent

>>211710144
I told you I didn't wanted to see your sex toy package, crybaby.

>>211710164
It's not a sex toy fool

>>211710182
are you the sexo poster

homos get off on being humiliated. ignoring that gay shit was the appropriate response

Brian literally spams this general with hardcore gay pornography, report him for being off topic and just being a stupid faggot in general.

>>211710200
I think in TOS they were supposed to be Romulans and the Klingons the Soviets before they adjusted things in TNG

>>211710173
I used one once ages ago but that's only because I forgot my mobile
all but removed now doe

>>211710219
I read that in Mr. T's voice LMFAOOOOO

>>211710197
You are the only good person here

>>211710199
True. I remember when bands would upload like 3-4 songs on myspace, that shit was so cash

in China, the Three Stooges are known as "Three Smelly Shoemakers."

>>211710144
funny that you say this as I've decided to leave /brit/ and come crawling back here

>>211710242
im not good but i try to be good

>>211710242
wtf did I do to you

>>211710249
Tom & Jerry is "Cat & Mouse" and is incredibly popular there. Meanwhile none of them have heard of Bugs Bunny.

>>211710227
No
>>211710202
Not a sex toy it's just a nfsw board game why are there so many prudes in this general?

>>211710199
oh shit I forgot about that, WMP would link to Live Messenger and you'd have it show what song you were listening to.

>>211710257
Welcome back redditjeet!

>>211710270
We like female sexuality. Nobody likes gross incel sexuality

>>211710268
I can understand that. bugs bunny is very american compared to tom and jerry which is more universal

>>211710297
Incel website

>>211710098
A few of my students speak Mandarin at home and translate their papers into English. Really poetic stuff if they understand both languages.

>>211710113
how often do you see that

>obligatory random shitter account screencap

no one gives a fuck

>>211710303
That doesn't mean it should be celebrated
I'm trying to crawl my way out of inceldom

>>211710266
You aren't friendly enough

>>211710315
I care

is it true that conservatives left democrats states in 2020 and moved to texas and florida and idaho because i cant seriously imagine the average person moving to the other end of the country over a temporary crisis unless youre someone famous

we "nazis" won!
https://x.com/Sneak0o/status/1933669509820527065

I’m just as incel as I was 2 hours ago.

>>211709888
I’ve got a “package” for ya right here

>>211710346
People leave Dem states because the housing is too expensive

>>211710353
not being celibate means you're not incel

>>211710346
You sound gullible

>>211710352
>Sneako
Not a single white person follows him

>>211710297
Female sexuality is based because it's a glimpse into the past. Women are psychosexually unevolved from the stone age

>>211710346
I'm sure some did, but a lot of god damn fucking libtards left places like CA, NY, NJ and moved to NC, TN, Florida and Texas

wuacamole status: eaden >:)

>>211710381
That poster is the one known as "goshcel"
Pay him no attention, he is mentally ill and a pedophile.

>>211710398
https://youtu.be/MpFuE7i6BCs

>>211710387
Why can't you filter a broad by weight or tit size
There's a horrible double standard between the sexes and men get the worst of it

>>211710371
I am celibate thoughbeit

>>211710357
*open my mouth and swallow your yummy "package"*

>>211710346
>over a temporary crisis
Pretty much everything in California is more expensive and unlivable. it has nothing to do with left v.s right, it's just the reality of the situation
even states nearby to California have seen a massive increase in living expenses just by being proximate to it

>>211710406
you can, just set up your political preference to remove anyone left of centre

>>211710409
alright then you're cleared, move on

>>211710405
damn she blew up like a balloon in the last 2 years
the memes about latinas is spot on

>>211710419
>it has nothing to do with left v.s right
555 come on now

>>211710437
don't be mean to staryuuki >:(

>>211710444
With the amount of leftoid faggots moving to Texas they'll shift the demographics and voting habits in 15 years. It'll be the next blue state.

omar's coming

>>211710444
I'm not sure what this map indicates
my point is that the reason people are leaving California isn't cause it's "woke". they're leaving because it's expensive.
Cali is a hub for rich tech workers, few others can realistically afford living there

>>211710405
que linda staryuuuuki <3

>>211710406
i hate it when my bitch wife makes me feel unheard

>>211710470
People have been saying that for 20 years
Now they're saying it about Florida too

even illegal mexicans who cant speak english support trump now.
>>211710497
kys

>>211710497
LMAO
They're so delusional

>>211710470
They've been saying that about Texas for 30 years now, but it never happens, white libtards move there and Tejanos just keep getting more conservative

KTIM

Gomu Gomu no Pistol

I can feel a torrent of diarrhea making its way through my large intestine

>>211710444
utah the famously conservative state....

>>211710511
>even illegal mexicans who cant speak english support trump now.
Why would you support the person deporting you? Mexicans are bizzarre. I saw some mexi-tard the other day flying a maga flag and a mexican flag off his pickup truck

>>211709175
How is this dog so smart, bros

i could solve all /cum/'s problems if you gave me the power

Anonymous you're on the air

>>211710549
mostly because they want to be seen as american. bizarre indeed.

Israel and Iran are starting WW3 just to distract us from police in california enforcing the law

Lucky Luciano

>>211710545
???

>>211710566
baba booey baba booey baba booey

guy who's never read orwell: wow! was 1984 right or what?

>>211710576
I saw a girl on tinder the other day named "Lucyfer"
I swiped right too fast and didn't get a screenshot

>>211710566
sneed

It makes me sad to see how mentally fragile some of you are. I imagine it comes from a life of being bullied and unaccepted. That's the case for me at least.

>>211710563
Most of my problems stem from my non-jewishness. I grew up around Jews and was always surprised when I looked in the mirror and didn't see a nerdy jew.

>>211710630
I look like a nerdy jew but am just a regular deficient cumskin
I wish i belonged to the master race....

fixed my spinning reel
fishbros we are so back

i'm extremely mentally resilient

watching that chapter.

>>211710655
Your posts are so cute to me

>>211710486
yt is recommending asmr girls for some reason now. theyre so cute but asmr is grating.
https://youtu.be/WTaeHGwy5Cc

This is the average Indonesian couple

asmr is just a way for women to ramble about inane bullshit to thousands of people who don't want to hear it but are so lonely they force themselves too anyway

>>211710663
keep it to yourself unless you're a woman

>>211710666
yeah, I've never been into asmr, but lots of egirls know it's an easy side hustle now if they already have a big audience
But I've watched staryuuki for years

>>211710698
I love when you speak to me like that

>>211710630
>I grew up around Jews
one more lie and you're getting it

>>211710645
iktfb

What's a fun, niche New Vegas build that doesn't take forever to get going

Watching a movie from 1973 about attending Harvard law school

>>211710729
Just play 76 instead, it's better in every conceivable way

>>211710690
Sembra comme il suo Mamma, do Indonesian women age poorly?

>>211710666
i dont get the appeal
just makes me disappointed im not experiencing it for real instead of on headphones

>>211710713
kek I was born at NYU hospital and grew up in Murray Hill. The man who circumcised me is listed on my birth certificate and has a chosen item name

>want to go for a run to get my 15k
>raining cats and dogs

>>211710765
It's not 1625 anymore, going out in the rain won't give you the Black Flux or nothin

>>211710729
Stealth archer

do you guys like to play with your friends or draw or eat snacks

I was born in Smyrna, Georgia and I am uncircumcised

I could get her

>>211710786
Getting struck by lightning is bad for the humours

>>211710802
what a fucking whore

>>211710729
Close quarters specialist. Handguns, melee, unarmed, sneak.

I ate like 3000 calories of crackers yesterday and now I'm constipated and have diarrhea at the same time

>>211710802
yeah you could get her alright
get her sick LOL

>>211710802
Go get her bud

>>211710797
i like riding my bike and jumping in puddles

today is a rest day. no fapping

>>211710820
I wanted to do a samurai build but getting a sword takes too long
Wanted to do a sniper build too but too many fights take place in close quarters

some call it myanmar. to me it will always be burma

>>211710743
my kind of asmr https://youtu.be/wymIQ1FywrA

>>211710802
she looks stretched out

>>211710802
What can be said about her that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? Bombed out and depleted.

He jerks 6 days a week and rests on the Sabbath

My jewish friend Hyman says its customary to step on a wineglass at a wedding

Thailand will always be Siam to me

>>211710926
I have a Mormon friend named Hyrum

>>211710802
girls with tans and thick eyebrows can take my whole heart, even if they're genuinely awful people

>>211710936
Trying to cable the Prussian consulate in Siam

>>211710926
name and the greeting rolled into one

>>211710958
>thick eyebrows
thats makeup bro

wow look at him standing up like a person

Thought about posting a pic from one of my spicy Puerto Rican friends from IG, but I shan't be doing that

>>211710959
Might have to route it through Constantinople, there's been huge storms around Cathay

gn

>>211710981
My cold co-worker looked just like that, nice fap material for me here.
That's not her because there is Cyrillic in the background.

>>211710981
I wish she would do the donkey show in tijuana

a gf might be nice

>>211710981
Is it appropriate to wear a skirt that short

>>211711046
yeah because she's at the pool

>>211710993
in my country we actually still call it Cathay, Kitajska

>>211711066
She's wearing skimpy panties underneath that show her whole ass

Bros, whats our opinion on the movie I, Robot?

Now I think is the time to admit that John Maus was rotely derivative of Ariel Pink all along, only bougier.

>>211711115
and what an arse it is

>>211711115
it's a swimsuit with a skirt built in

>>211711135
ay, if artie was an asshole then he wouldn't have beaten up Benny!

Ok I got an offer to be a union salt
I dunno if I should do it

>>211711170
Don't get mixed up in unions
You could get clipped if you say the wrong thing

>>211710978
I mean in general, not this one specifically
also you're wrong

i heard this guy's been greasin the union

>>211711124
Based

maybe in a different reality a tiny thing went different in high school and i because an astronaut

>>211711145
She should be wearing a more appropriate one since she's performing for kids

>>211711201
catching, not pitching

When I entered the workforce I turned down a warehouse position at UPS once I saw how much being a union member was gonna deduct from my paycheck
Had I stayed I could've been a driver by now, making well over 60k a year fml

>>211711210
Aren't they called bundatronauts in Brazil

>>211711222
mousenonce, my nemesis

>>211711207
Thanks, I will be forcing my GF to watch it with me tonight because of this post

>>211711218
what can i say, you're not wrong

>>211711254
She does have a nice, smooth, pale ass though tell ya what

Use this for the new

>>211711218
The seal is for the kids the swimsuit is for the dads

>>211711300
women are creeps who love showing off in front of kids

>>211711252
GL BRO

>>211711296
That hoodie actually goes hard, especially with her skin

>>211711300
I guess you could settle down with that but this much back and forth? Y'all are Nathaniel Hawthorne ass niggas!

Migrate

>>211709170

>>211711329
i got a hawthorne for ya pal

>>211711249
I'm not mousey doe

>>211710170
Yeah do it if your hairline is still good. Use the HIMs tablets that are 50/50 fin and minox.