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Liquid edition

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It's 2:24AM

fake and gay

>>211715161 (OP)
tall glass of liquid ass

I WANT YOU UNDER MY FINGERNAILS
I WANT YOU IN MY SLEEP AND IN MY DREAMS
I WAKE UP SPOONING MY PILLOW
SWEATY HANDS BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS

alexa, play la chona

>>211715184
me on the left

>>211715220
Kevin Spacey ahh facial expression

>>211715220
is that katy longmire?

>>211715218
this guy gets 10k views in 50minutes??

>>211715218
on the next episode of Top Gear: Do it yourself spark plugs replacement, or How I learned to ignore that sputtering noise in my engine and lvoe the miata

>>211715247
lol

>>211715220
sexsexsex with MOMMY

>>211715180
what's the story behind this?

this is a white latina
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1749843025513118.webm

>>211715245
Very popular

>>211715284
aight https://youtu.be/tOVHj4zuRTU

>>211715288
cause he gets fucked in the ass by autozone?

>>211715245
Scotty is based and a master of clickbait

>>211715220
her ass is not working

>>211715220
sexy mama

>>211715313
Gap.

>>211715273
it was an event in canada

>>211715303

What's the most stupid ban you ever got?

>>211715303

>>211715336

>>211715352

My self-loathing is sky high, and so is the attention I get from women. Life really is a bitch.

>>211715338
that's pretty bad. the worst was I got banned for 2 weeks for posting the latest scam going around as a PSA. Janny banned me for "call to invasion or doxxing" when it did neither of those things. then sharty hacked our gibson and when we got back no bans

how is it already almost midnight

damn this day flew by

what are you getting your dad for dad's day?

>>211715338
Got banned for doxxing based on a joke about the Jan 6 lectern guy being named Via Getty, when that just means the photo came from Getty Images

>>211715352
>>211715375
does he actually do this shit or is it just a car channel

>>211715338
I think “Test” posts became bannable because they’re often used by ban evaders testing new IPs

>>211715338
there's so many but this one is top 3

>>211715375

>>211715396
I got him a bluetooth grill/oven thermometer and a new hat, he likes cooking, idk he's hard to shop for

>>211715401
3rd world ESL jannies?

actually not that likely, most of the ones doxxed weren't thirdies

>>211715408
>>211715375
Scotty is a based Texan who says what he means and does what he says

>>211715245
all his videos are clickbait (and just over 10 minutes for midroll ads)

>>211715498
Coins on her pussy.

reminder Scotty once filmed an entire video with a loaded gun with the hammer fully cocked and his finger on the trigger

>>211715498
kek no way

>>211715220
uuuoooooohhhhh leftist hag
needs rape correction

>>211715401
I was just checking if my 3-day /v/ ban lifted then immediately got another one for this exact post.

>>211715511
lmao that's an old 4chan meme

>>211715541
IIRC you can check without making a post by going to 4chan.org/banned

>>211715498
>My Channel is Being Shut Down For Making Clickba...

>>211715541
what you don't like having FUN on /v/?

ENTER

>>211715570
Yeah I checked like 1 minute before it lift and then made this stupid post...

>>211715577
why are there dicks hanging out

This is what I crave

>>211715498
>open his YT channel
>latest vid another one of these
LOL

>>211715577
I was making at CT thread actually...
>>>/v/712606993

Beautiful hair. I still hate Capcom, but maybe these nooby devs(Pragmata is a project for new hires to learn and spread their wings) can save the company.

>>211715604
lmao I love Scotty he's hilarious

>>211715644
ToT

>>211715599
This is what I crave

>>211715621
I only played like 10-15 minutes of trigger but cross is very fun

>>211715644
wtf is this a loli simulator

>cricket outside stopped chirping
Thank the Lord

>>211715679
Khawal on labwa..

>>211715679
No, it's a father simulator.

gooning to this thread

>>211715679
paedo game

>>211715711
You can just tell pedophiles worked on this

going to play pragmata when it releases but shant be giving crapcom a cent until they give my boy rock a new game

>>211715727
Gym today.

>>211715727
Grow up. Real men see lolis and want to protect them. You're projecting your own sickness.

janny get rid of this shitty egyptbot it's starting up again

>>211715759
افهم يا عرص

me af

>>211715786
I will finger you!!!

thinkin bout that clussy

>>211715687
Nevermind it immediately started back up again

surely Jason isnt fingerpointing at pedos

i'm too timid to fuck unless i'm drunk
help bros

>>211715828

Step 1: go to a bar
Step 2: get drunk
Step 3: talk to drunk girls
Step 4: leave bar with drunk girl
Step 5: have sex with drunk girl
Step 6:?????
Step 7: get arrested for "rape"

One day I will 69 with a cute girl

And why not? I like MILFs, I want a mommy gf.

>>211715791

>>211715841
>Step 3: talk to drunk girls
you lost me

>>211715852
You absolutely will my man and it will be glorious

>>211715841
i meant with my gf dumbass
props for the classic format, tho
how long have you been here?

>>211715687
Hey it's 1865+160 you can't call them that anymore, bud.

>>211715890
See Step 2

>>211715905
yes I read your formula but its rarely if ever worked for me

getting cold tbdesu

>>211715930
Fucker game.

>>211715938
wthat the fuck did you just fucking say about me

I say bismillah before eating my cum

>>211715727
GERMS LOOK LIKE THIS?

ZAMN

>>211715959
Sorry, Y.

Caught up on the destiny vod from earlier today, now I'm gonna read my isekai novella

ban the filthy egyptian already

>>211715989

>>211715995
What isekai you reading?

hey guys let's cool it with the anime for a while. it's a bit much.

>>211716034

>>211716034
What? Impossible. Fucker is me?

>>211715997
I want to eat her pussy like in blue is the warmest color

>>211716066
Taylor Swift is a woke faggot jsyk

>>211716066
that perv french director made them act out that scene for weeks

>>211716101
I need all the BTS raw footage

>>211716101
I give up. Add.

>>211715997
why does she always look like shes suffering some form of mental anguish
can celebrities not afford therapy

>>211716066
get some new taylors

need Taysway to crush my penis between her mom-bod breasts

>>211716122
no amount of therapy can save them from the depravities they've endured to build their careers.

finished gooning now i think i'll smoke some weed and watch a vtuber

>stoner
>watches vtubers
we're hitting cringe levels previously thought impossible

>>211716123
It’s the only one I have

>>211715981
no I look like that

>>211716177

>>211716146
which one

>>211715180
>SHAWN IS A FAG
in 2025 if someone had a sign like that he would be escorted out

Bros....
This is the prime minister of Thailand

>>211716202
Cloutchu9000

>>211716230
i wasn't FUCKING talking to you

>>211716225
Assigned male at birth btw

>>211716122
That's this ranita's gimmick I think, always squinting inscrutably in every movie. Le stoic woman

Still thinking about this retarded account I found yesterday

>>211716291
.

I wonder if this account is run by a government agency

>>211716309
Lowkey expected it to be Taylor at first with the bangs like that

>>211716309
she was really great in french dispatch and Spectre

i wish instagram allowed you to make your following list private without having to private your account
like tiktok does

>>211716386

>>211716319
Just an organic fan account

somewhere i lurk

yonder i wander

>>211716411
LOL

I'm 28 and I still have to wash my face every night or else I'll get acne

coomers actually believe the whole IDF is comprised of women so they think genocide is cool if its done by women

I do be out here on this friday night
beautiful night here in Los Angeles

>>211716524
Will they ever learn

>>211716524
18 year olds nowadays be like mommy my diaper is poopy

i look like this (right now)

>>211716588
everyone in this thread looks like this right now

>>211716588
100% me

>>211716524
>Nine sheeps
Look at this nepo baby
The land was probably just overgrown fields with shrubs no way rich boy felled 18 acres of timber in one year by himself, he'd get blisters

why are they like this bros

>>211715161 (OP)
lmao

how do I get a gf from usa or canada? or rather, should I even want one?

>>211716795
Go to college here

>>211716835
I think my college days are over

My inner monologue randomly became an italian mobster and now I can't make it stop

>>211717034
alri

>>211717034
do you have trouble with that?

https://youtu.be/iSddHWkLW-E?si=GlFEi9jtcNC8jQK_

i got zero on connections today. sad!!

What did he mean by this?

>>211717389
Damn, is this considered an edgy statement in soymany? Even now?

>>211717389
means elong should spend less time on /pol/

i won but i didn't beat him

>How do you talk about Martin Luther King without talking about racism?
Maybe don't talk about niggers. It is very hurtful towards whites.

I'm just a poor boy

Do black people even still like MLK? He seems too moderate for modern blacks. I feel like Malcolm X would be way more popular these days

>>211717572
Do it. Kmsk.

>>211717389
wasn't he just rallying for immigration and h1bs
he needs to make up his mind on whether he's going to be a chud or not

>>211716795
Anna juustopöyrä tytylle

>>211717611
hes talking about mexicans

post something that will trigger the journalists browsing /cum/ so that their butthurt spreads into the articles they write on CNN

i done did bit my lip. what a dumbass

>>211717832
why are you in Hong Kong?

dont fall for it

are you an agel

>reddit weather
jesus christ

Damn..

>>211718080
Tornado is not top tier or anything but no way is it reddit weather

>>211718080
Also there's no mention of hail. At least one category is missing here

>>211718080
Hope this faggot dies

they heemed the egyptian

Summer is the reddit season.

there is nothing left that can give me dopamine

Dillydally Ass nigga

>>211719308
D1a

https://files.catbox.moe/yjyjbr.mp4

>>211719568
BOMBOOOCLAAAAT

happy birthday Mr president

MGTOW incel dinner in bed at 7am

ideally i'd have a virgin gf but that's beyond impossible

>>211721090
Why is your bed just a mattress on the floor

>The US
Doesn’t brandish its nukes
>France
Doctrine allows the firing of nukes as a warning, which would only occur in a doomsday scenario anyway. Doesn’t brandish its nukes.
>Britain
Doesn’t brandish its nukes.
>Israel
Despite fighting four or five of its neighboring countries, lost count at this point, it won’t even confirm it has nukes let alone brandish them.
>South Africa
voluntarily dismantled its nuclear program.
>China
has the most reasonable nuclear doctrine in the world
>India & Pakistan
each developed nuclear weapons because of the other. This has somehow failed to stop them from regularly launching deadly attacks on each other.
>North Korea
Entire national security strategy hinges on brandishing its nukes and presenting itself as irrational
>Russia
Waves its nukes around twice a week.

imagine india and pakistan nuke each other

Listening to Dream Theater (high IQ music)

India has just launched ten Boeing passenger flights to Teheran, targeting civilian infrastructure

>>211721551
Did you like Addison Rae's new album?

What do you notice first in this picture?

>>211721618
I don’t know a single song of hers (I think) but (coincidentally) I just saw a thumbnail of a concert of hers where she was wearing only a bikini on stage.

For two years, Israel has slaughtered Gaza. Tens of thousands mutilated and pulled from the rubble. It never once crossed the Jews’ minds that they could ever be in the same position, if only for a moment.

Yet even if a greater calamity befalls them, they know, and everyone else knows, that no one would march down the streets to defend them, there would be no sympathy. No one will mourn the Jews nor their abomination of a state.

>>211721734
Am Yisrael Chai

>I HATE BOTH SIDES
meanwhile your countries politicians....

>>211721734
גיי קאקן אויפן יאם

>>211721993
I mean they're the only real stable democracy in the region

Tel Aviv is looking beautiful today

>>211721299
I'm Japanese

Tina and Wiska are dwarfs. They're 27. So it's legal.

right wingers always brag that they wear the word chud like a badge of honour, and even words like racist, but interestingly they still seem allergic to the word bigot which has been around longer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

>>211723314
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seedfeeder

good morning fucksticks

>>211723760
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

>>211722056
>stable

Seeing tel aviv in rubble fills me with joy

>>211718080
Vacuum>>>All that slop he mentioned

>>211724087
>2 and a half destroyed building
nothingburger

love how he keeps posting the same exact 2 sqm of damage from like a thousand different angles because that’s all that happened

>>211724119
Iran is just getting started

>YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW US LOOSING
j*ws are seething

>Remember le 2000s? Remember watching le Papa Roach YouTube AMVs? S0VL
2000s were literally a zogged zionist neocon wet dream.

9/11, Middle East wars for Israel, Patriot Act, "made in China" products, neoliberalism, dot-com burst, 2008 crisis, SUVs, Walmart, McDonalds, blingshit pop wiggerdom (Lil Jon, 50 Cent, Eminem), Telecommunications Act, neocons, Paris Hilton, women getting logos tattooed on their asses, movies starting to use too much CGI, Soilennialism, crappy remakes/sequels to 80s movies, chemtrails, Zombie Simpsons, Dane Cook/Will Ferrel "humor", trucker hats, popped collars, "reality TV" degeneracy, rock became ProTools sellout buttrock.

go to pol, this isnt pol

if a store is within 10 minutes walking distance I walk instead of driving

>>211724455
Very good
A luxury not many Americans have

how do illegal workers in the us pay taxes on their salaries?

The mayor of Rishon LeZion, a city just south of Tel Aviv, expressed shock at the extent of destruction caused by the recent Iranian bombardment, stating:
I have seen much in my life, but I have never witnessed such devastation before. The scenes are extremely painful, looks just like Gaza.

A taste of your own medicine...

Why don’t Arabs want a free Palestine
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/egypt-deports-dozens-more-foreign-nationals-heading-march-gaza-2025-06-13/
Egypt is actively working against it

>>211725363
Palestinians, like Jews, have been kicked out every country they’ve ever gone to
They deserve to fight to the death

I want the Ukraine war to stop because I don’t like it when white people die

We did it Reddit

>>211724898
they dont thats just a leftist myth

Bitch ass racist cocksuckers

>>211724898
They don’t, leftists pretend they do
They get paid cash under the table and neither side (them or the employer) pays taxes
They only taxes they pay are sales taxes

Who here #CamberGang ?

>>211725761
>>211725846
do you guys have proof of this

how many human females do you talk to on the regular irl?

>>211725938
Yeah I worked as a contractor for years

>Can't get a job
>Can't get a gf
I hope the economy collapses o algo

>>211726032
First you get the job then you get the gf
simple as

>>211725941
Like ten or so

Don't think I got more than a couple of minutes of consecutive sleep last night. Just kept getting up to sip cold water and swish it in my mouth then spit it in a bowl then try to sleep for a minute or two and repeat literally all night long
Feel less tired though so I imagine I did get at least some sleep at some point even if I don't remember it

you're a danger to women

Is a civil war starting? I heard about that cop that shot Minnesota democrats.

women are a danger to me

Remember, no Russian.

Israel killed the people the U.S. was negotiating the nuclear deal with. How much longer will we allow them to spit in our face.

>>211715161 (OP)
test

>>211725941
I talk to one on instagram that is it

>There are 125 million 50+ Americans
>There are about 108 million employed Americans between 18-49
>A grenade costs about $290
>Cost of delivering a grenade is about $10
>You will need about $37.5Bn to fund TBD (Total Boomer Death)
>Each employed non-boomer needs to spend $347 to fund TBD
>Median income for such group is about $55K
>Would need an income tax of 0.67% to fund TBD

Would you be on board, /cum/? I'll run for President.

>put in one of my hinge prompts that you shouldnt go out with me if you support israel or the orange man
>number of likes goes up and I get like 8 matches in one day
I found the winning formula bros

Randy Fine is a fat kike

>>211726368
If you include 100M mass deportations of non whites first then yes

A work of art
God bless iran for doing this

>>211726390
Need to try this

You guys just hate brown people

>>211726565
true

Listening to Nirvana.

>>211726565
They hate me and have destroyed some of the best states in my country so it is only reasonable

dude innocent people dying because world leaders are retarded con men
epic win!!

>>211726551
They will have no idea they are fucking an unironic nazi/fascist/homophobe/antisemite

>innocent
nobody is innocent.

>>211726685
>jews
>innocent

>>211726657
>They hate me
Ain't nobody thinking about you, Jason

my suicide note is becoming more of a suicide novella.

>Haven't ate
>Haven't taken stimulants
Chud mode activated

Freaks seeing Jason everywhere like a schizo

>>211726821
whose that

>>211726895
Joe

>>211726895
steve jobs

Going to be having sex with a girl today potentially

>>211727138
your mom doesnt count

this nigga tryna fuck his mom lol

>>211727138
good going
>>211727226
>>211727248
porn brained freaks

The mexican tire shops are fast as fuck

God Bless America and God Bless the United States.

Picture of the girl off of hinge im going to have sex with today
If I can ill take pictures of her naked and of her sucking my dick (no promises)

Wal-shart called me yesterday at fucking 10pm to set up an interview

>>211727458
Well it beats beating off

>>211727458
>fat
>masculine
>serial killers hung up on her wall
anon... it's so fucking over...

>>211727388
its all good until your wheel falls off because they overtorqued or undertorqued the bolts

>>211727555
There is no issue with having a harem of slampigs (besides the smell) as long as you don't get them pregnant

Mexicans

Dating apps are a fucking scam

>>211727607
I won't let them in or near my car lol
I took the wheels off and drove them over with my other car
A g37 trunk can only fit one 17 inch wheel with tire. It is useless

>>211727458
>this is her BEST photo
also protip for the dating app people
use photos someone else took of you, not a selfie
it'll look like you actually go places and have friends, and seems more spontaneous than taking 20 selfies in your shitty apartment and cherry picking the best one

>>211727607
I always make sure they use a torque wrench and ask the torque they are setting to

>>211727485
I rather jack off than hang with her, but thats just me

>>211727458
sad!

>>211727929
Do one.

Me irl

>>211728023
do people wear shirts like this in other countries

>>211728023
Feel bad for those niggas, but I guess they're chiller than chuds so

>>211728023
>pro hoe
rampantly feminist men have always got the most skeletons in their closets

i’m banking on world war 3 popping off and getting drafted, preferably being killed in action. i’ve been counting on this for the past 5 or 6 years but unfortunately nothing ever has or will happened

>>211728499
ukraine is taking in help but you're all talk and we all know it

>>211728499
nothing ever happens

>>211728529
i won’t do anything unless i’m forced to

>>211728171
Male feminists always turn out to be rapists. They externalize their own antisocial behaviour on the rest of society as a way to distract from their own shortcomings.

I will not go to war for Israel. Fuck em

>>211728529
I wish we would just call that nuclear bluff already. Watching whats left of the russian armed forces encounter an actual air force would make me cum

Pictured: Me freeing /cum/ and gifting them with free will

hello

This is the plan
Did I miss anything?

>>211729125
explain

>>211729125
That should work but i would make the red squiggly bit a little longer

>>211728023
how can you be pro queer and pro muslim, those ideologies hate each other

>>211729351
It’s the anti-White coalition

o algo or something or whatever

>>211729228
It's underwear.

>>211729411
With a hole in it for sex or something? Idgi

>>211729381
I wish we just used the rainbow flag. Why can't we display a rainbow flag, with the option of additional flags like the trans flag alongside it?

the card I want starts at $15

>>211729441
No, it's for peeing at the urinal (or on the ground) STP-free more discreetly. Some retard will interpret the pulling the underpants down as "indecent exposure" eventually so I came up with a final solution. May also do the same with a pair of pants.

>>211729469
>le trad faggot
lol

>>211729527
just use the fly weirdo

>>211729582
I'm unironically trans and intersex.
>>211729597
I have a downwards-facing urethra. I was born without a urethra and they made it surgically.

>>211729469
crazy that they had such good iconography with the rainbow, so much so that hets complained of them co-opting the idea of a rainbow completely then gradually dismantled it with all the extra bits

>>211729655
your shit is all fucked up, are you man or a woman

>>211729713
I'm a trans man. I was born with mixed genitals and they "chose" for me, to make my genitals resemble a woman's, so they made a down-facing urethra and mutilated part of my genitals. Since I was assigned female at birth I am a trans man even though my chromosomes are XY.

sneezed 3 times

>>211729826
uh oh...

>>211729826
sweating like a gesundheit

>>211729826
they say sneezing is about 1/8th the pleasure of an orgasm

There really should've been a sequel to I, robot

>>211729958
>>211729958
New