Cartman's mom unironically wrecked my entire life since I was a teenager by giving me hardcore limerence.

>>211717792 (OP)
yeah, me too
south park women in general make me lust so much

>>211717792 (OP)
>>211718032
>having a crush on a literal fictional whore

>>211718179
Unironically yeah. I'm infatuated with her to the point where it gives me anxiety. Just reading her name causes a pit in my stomach. Please God, I want to impregnate Cartman's mom so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant crack whore angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind those massive royal milkers . I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety piss into my coffee and drink it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.

Liane is so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear.

>>211717792 (OP)
Who the fuck watches south park in India let alone in their teenage years

>>211717792 (OP)
Gypsy whore

>>211718472
bhaiya, main...

>>211718705
Everyone will with the clip channels and pages on yt and insta
Nobody watched family Guy here either but the clip channels made it really popular

The one and only.

I am convinced that growing up liking her is the reason I like Asian girls so much now as an adult.

>>211718705
Honestly I dropped it around season 20, but it had been getting worse for a decade by then. Have Streaming Wars a try and everything about it was godawful

>>211718705
>teenage years
that's the best time to watch it though

Benisato from Ninja Scroll was one of my first signs that I like... hazardous women.

>>211719440
The purple haired, one eyed chick seems more popular.

My true sexual awakening was Hailey Atwell in Pillars of the Earth (2009), she had a tits out sex scene and I thought she was beautiful (she still is)

>>211718705
I watched in my early 20s.
Stopped when the PC principal etc started. Was it S14?

>>211723169
19

>>211717792 (OP)
she's my waifu