Thread 211718024

pies de moz

I love England SO MUCH

well here we are, again

every american city has no-go zones where you're certain to be attacked as a white person

on god these alphoomers are crashing out

>>211718037
STOP SQUISHING HIM

>>211718051
hey little buddy you gotta learn somehow

>>211718013
I'm on a VPN you stupid gay paki bastard

mad how the jamaican accent is a mix of archaic english and irish accents

>>211718072
Why?

>>211718072
done that stupid gay paki bastard

there are currently 40k american personnel in germany and african-americans make up 20% of the active duty us military

>>211718050
This is true

>>211718076
nigerians talk similarly

if women couldn't vote the so called West would not be in the state it's in

*takes a flight to chicago thug town*

>>211718084
he should get back into long distance running

>>211718039
garmonbozia is loosh did you know
that's disgusting
we are fixing it though

need flip lops banned ASAP, no need to wear something that fucking loud

>>211718050
does britain have no-go zones even in daylight or will you just get harsh glares

Is marijuana prevalent in your community?

>>211718051
"Yeah well I'm not buying another for a while, so you can just do without your video game."

>>211718114
Espadrilles mate

>>211718114
Need to see women's feet to fully gauge their beauty. Like sniffing a wine

gimmick idea: we make all our posts in patois but only one day a week

gimmick idea: wi mek all a wi post dem inna patois, but only fi one day di week

and i guess that's why they call them the jews

There's no good reason why I, as a working taxpayer, should have to pay for expensive train tickets to get to work, when train travel could be free at the point of service like the nhs, or just give free passes to young people and commuters like how old people have free passes in places like London

Ticket inspector and revenue protection officer shouldn't be jobs in public travel. I'm being forced to pay the salary of someone who's only there to steal my money or call the police on me if there's some minor mistake

>>211718137
do you call them thongs or is that just Australians?

>>211718050
America is by far and a way the most dangerous and violent first world country. It's big enough to escape a lot of it if you can make $$$ but it has the dodgiest areas and people in the western world by far.

>>211718128
Yeah the dad would definitely go without a TV to punish his son

>>211718128
cunts obese, never did without a thing in his fat life

>>211718143
decent gimmique but can't be bothered

>>211718050
this is not true
why are you making things like this up
little weirdo

can’t wait to go America next year for the world cup

>>211718174
name one major US city without a dangerous area

choccy digestives :3

fuck you jannois

>>211718136
>lmao get lost you loser
>I don't approve of darkies not paying their fair way simple as

Oh so white commuters need to be rinsed and harassed by unionised revenue protection officers as a way to spite black people who don't work and barely travel. You pathetic retard child

they don't say it out loud but the goal of every white american is to move as far away as possible from the black folk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO58itsWImU

>>211718183
be sure to try Chick Fil A, and In-N-Out if you're on the west coast.

>>211718202
CharlieBo makes great videos

cheeky rewatch on the card

>>211718159
that's just a weird aussie thing

>>211718202
i say it out loud

>>211718084
that's very beautiful
I can appreciate the passion and love

>>211718191
what cities are in colorado? i always assumed that part of the US is for wealthy people

>>211718192
they do limited edition gold digestives now

haven't tried them myself

>>211718210
I will!

>>211718187
all I wanna do is do it

show me a crime ridden shithole of a city and i'll show you decades of leftist policies

If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet.

>>211718225
good

>>211718050
>>211718160
my experience as somebody who unironically lived and worked in new york, london, paris & shitney is that when it comes to violence it follows this order:

ny>>paris>london>>shitney

none of the four are good, but the last three didn’t have it so normalised all the time. for example, people leaving their windows down when exiting the car to signal to potential thieves that there was nothing worth stealing and not to break their windows

>>211718233
phwor

mcvities NEVER MISS

This is gchq

mum found the poo drawer its fucking over

>>211718233
oh shit I need me some of those

>>211718191
tell me which part of los angeles is a "no-go" and I'll laugh in your face

>>211718187
me and my sister used to say that to each other

>>211718231
Denver is the main one.
Lots of wealthy people live in the fancy mountain towns.
Denver is just a normal city, I haven't been in a long time but I think they have a bad homeless and drug problem

Just remembered how over easter I was sunbathing on my patio with union flag pillow, and some guy walked past and said to his friend "yeah I saw that too, must not believe in Jesus as well the Holocaust" and it took me a while to process that it was definitely about me

>>211718233
Digestives with a Caramac on top

they really should raise the blinds in rdr2 poker when someone checks out

>>211718256
NY isn't violent. Maybe if you're in a gang.

the disposable vape ban was a nowtbuttie

they still sell them but with cartridges now, each new cartridge costs the same as a whole new pod system

fucking joke

>>211718256
I've spent 6-7 weeks in NYC and the relentless parade of crazy black bastards everywhere is utterly draining

>>211718268
bet they gave him more money ey after that

>>211718250
hehe dick

step-sis stumbled on the smegma shrine

Ok I will eat it!!

Get the espadrilles worn.

>>211718250
Eddie Izzard?

>>211718314
I just KNOW you're a picky eater

>>211718307
Wish I had more money ey

>>211718317
look like mountain warehouse shoes

>>211718317
not a nonce :)

>>211718314
for me it's the dark choc hobber

Dadberg really fucked up the asda shop last night

>>211718323
yeah he's a woman now. But also he was always a woman

sometimes he's a man as well

>>211718314
wtf they've improved on the Hobnob

>>211718314
slop

>>211718314
government should ban them

>>211718345
corr, need a white chocolate one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jciP8BTdQV4

GCHQ got owned

>>211718346
spaffed on the aubergines again did he?

>>211718289
brooklyn was, still a beautiful city with more unironic soul than sydney i might add but lots of violence

>>211718226
>>211718084
It’s truly impressive to have that little muscle mass. I know men start losing T at 50 or whatever but holy shit. Not a push up or curl in his entire life.

>>211718279
is it a good place for me to go visit? not denver but the state in general, never been to the US before but would like to visit over the next couple of years, not bothered about generic slop like NY or vegas and places like florida dont interest me

dadberg getting sent for the weekly shop and coming home with the biggest picnic you've ever seen

>actually having an oaf for a dad
thought that was just on TV

yeah alright

government should ban niggers

>>211718314
/brit/ will wait for Lidl to make their ripoff version which will be far cheaper, far worse, yet "taste exactly the same" - despite them never being able to afford the original to make this claim.

>>211718373
the idea that ASDA would sell aubergines or indeed that anyone who shops in ASDA even knows what an aubergine has exposed your ignorance here

need to lose weight and get fit

>>211718389
cry about it freak

funny how monkes and vulnerable humans hold each other when they get scared

remember the mass exodus from x to bluesky loooool

>>211718421
we all know what an aubergine is, its the dick emoji

Father's day tomorrow

I haven't spoken to my father in about 7 months. Last I heard he's got cancer and his stitches tore open recently and he had to go back to the hospital in agony.

Hahaha. This will be his first father's day in nearly 30 years without any children or grandchildren present. His first father's day since giving up on fatherhood. I on the other hand will be going to some expensive restaurant with my sister, brother in law, and my nieces.

How's your father's day going to go?

mad how many fatties there are about nowadays

>>211718421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy8dMP63Qt0

oh no I got lost on my way to /pol/
guess I'll just keep posting here then

>>211718434
Adam btfo once again

>>211718389
he's a vegan that's why

veganism is deadly

>>211718422
ktim not gonna only pleasure I have is stuffing my fat cunt morbidly obese ogre face with enough to feed 10 kids everyday

>>211718446
went from 118kg to 92kg me aiming for 85kg, got tired of being a fat cunt you see

>>211718393
Yes, Colorado is beautiful and has a diverse set of landscapes.
Rocky Mountain National Park, Mesa Verde, Great Sand Dunes, the flat irons.You could spend a couple weeks there easily.

>>211718443
you sound like a loser

>>211718432
why is that funny?

>>211718389
posted it again award

average australian book

How does anyone take this man seriously

>>211718481
dunno
we are monke i guess

>>211718187
Great film

>>211718480
why?

>>211718421
*puts you in a chokehold*

Stalin may have been a murderous communist, but he didn't replace Russians with Indians and Bantus. That's something liberal jewish English capitalists have done to the British people.

Therefore it's clear capitalism is more of a danger to the White race than communism. The Boriswave did more damage to Britain than Stalin ever could have imagined.

>>211718460
Nah veganism is the way. Uncle Adolf knew that. But modern soil is depleted

>>211718510
lynched that gay nigger bastard

>>211718460
he switched from vegetarian to vegan ten years ago
yes I agree that it's not safe :(

>>211718443
Absolute freak.

minced biomass

>>211718202
I travel to philadelphia fairly frequently for work purposes and it is gentrifying quite heavily right now, from the city centre outward. If you bought a place there now in ten or 15 years time it will be worth a fortune. Lots of beautiful nyc style townhouses for half a mill or so.

>>211718510
freakish theme

>>211718510
They hate you because you don't shop in the povvomarkets Lidl or Aldi

>>211718491
yes... hilarious

>>211718467
im gonna fucking do it, how expensive is it to hire snowboarding equipment over there?

>>211718490
Because we need coal in some industries, not as a fuel source for energy, wise up mong. We're importing coal from abroad every year

>>211718556
fuck is your problem

>Glances at the clock
>Not even 11
>Done everything I planned to do today already
So ummmm.... any suggestions for what I'm supposed to do for the next 12 hours or so?

all rise for the /brit/ anthem

https://youtu.be/QHKsa3DuQWU

>>211718572
cook a food

leftypol giving his cat the people's elbow

>>211718572
Loads of sportsball on the telly

>>211718560
have fun!
There's lots of state parks too, along with ski/snowboarding resorts and quaint mountain towns.
I have never gone snowboarding or skiing though so I don't know.

>>211718572
Make your first ever friend then bore them with your blogs

haha relatable

>>211718533
Why?

>>211718564
We don’t need coal like we did back when the mines were open. It’s cheaper to import coal from Venezuela than it is to mine it a mile down the road

>>211718490
whats wrong with that

basically what i'm saying is i want to cling to someone like a monke does when its scared

>>211718597
this has got to be one of the oldest images on this site
think i remember seeing it back in like 2011

>>211718624
um cute

>>211718588
shes right

No. I'd have to meet the prospective parents. Otherwise, one's DNA could end up under the control of veritable demons who might try to force a surgical sex change or the like on the child. Besides, there are hundreds of idiots who have already contaminated the sperm banks with a flood of genetic trash and produced literally hundreds of offspring while earning spare change for drugs, alcohol, and videogames. That's not a circus of which I want any part whatsoever. Genetic hygiene is the name of the game.

it saturday

got to do a mega poo but i want to finish my dinner first so i dont have to eat it with pooey fingers

>>211718624
Come cling to me suka

>>211718588
my gf didn't know what the cold war was when it came up as a topic of convo the other day

>>211718510
done me to be fair

>>211718577
<3

catch me on the rocky mountains 2026

>>211718619
You’re right, nothing. We should bring back chimney sweeps while we’re at it

BREAKING: Investigators searching the Air India crash site have found poo

>>211718648
fucking faggot

trooping of the colour is on. I like the horses

>>211718511
noviop

>>211718656
Everything gonna be airee

>>211718652
do you think coal mining is antiquated?

>>211718641
You don’t have a girlfriend though

>>211718648
Is that you? /brit/ is a collective of lonely chads

Can't fathom eating a frozen pizza that wasn't Crosta Mollica

>>211718648
That drink looks like the toilet water after you do a massive diarrhoea poo and flush it but there's still remnants in the murky water that remains

having a morning cup of tea on a peaceful saturday. we lush xx

Wish I was handsome

>>211718617
okay but how are people meant to make a living?

>>211718648
you look like a lot of other people I see walking around

>>211718683
wish I was a baller

I think everyone at my work hates me because I'm autistic and weird

>>211718678
mi nah bloodclart lonely

>>211718635
TURN THAT OFF

>>211718670
Yes my granddad literally died from black lung

>>211718690
why should we give people a living if it is unnecessary
do away with superfluous people

>>211718685
liv tyler looks like THAT?!

>>211718690
dole

;-)

might make a coffee

queen's funeral was a cracking bit of telly

>>211718699
have you considered lobotomizing yourself with pharma drugs?

>>211718635
Your tongue
His unwiped anus
That's your dream life

The Boriswave is an inhuman mass. A biological event. A festering pus of subhumanity shambling around.

>>211718711
we have respirators now

>>211718685
love her and her penis

>>211718712
its the job of the government

>>211718690
Other jobs?

faber apt bldg
or
grab flap debt

>>211718741
All here on your dime too

>>211718735
I tried SSRIs and SNRIs but they were shite

>an inhuman mass. A biological event. A festering pus of subhumanity shambling around.
kek this is literally me

>>211718750
nah doesn't work in the long run

Let one rip Emma.

Travelling to the renaissance fair on the morrow

im honeesrkt

any good albums going? if not I might watch a bronx tale

>>211718648
you look like someone who sniffs ket and thinks its cool

>>211718742
It’s unrealistic the costs involved to do mining safely and properly in wales would be astronomical and coal just isn’t that valuable anymore. In the past coal ran the world but that’s not the case anymore. Also back then the relaxed safety standards let the operations run cheap they could employ children obviously can’t do any of that any more so it would cost more.

>>211718766
NOOOOOO YOU CANT THINK THATTTT

man that Last of Us tv show was a real piece of shit

great games as well, dunno how they fumbled it

Yes, yes. Bring me my sugar liquid you peasant worker bees.

2026 is america's 250th birthday and i just found out the divegrass shit is being hosted here
bunch of fucking foreigners will be milling around during the 4th and will probably try to start some shit

>>211718811
white monster for me

>>211718811
had a can of monster nitro super dry last night, never again

>>211718810
Hired a literal goblin to play Ellie.

stopped talking to a bird as it was one way traffic

>>211718811
get a can of sugar free Lewis Hamilton down you with a bowl of soup and a cut up toastie

uh oh what if chatgpt is a loosh farmer

>>211718835
done the right thing mate

>>211718810
>great games
>aaa slop
No

>>211718811
grim

>ukraine v russia
>israel v the entire middle east
>india v pakistan ?
>china v taiwan ?
>north korea v japan/the entire world ?
>riots all over the west
>immigration and remigration in massive waves
>ai
>economic uncertainty
>it's all kicking off
what a time to be alive

might eat some buldak ramen
carbonara

>>211718868
nothing ever happens

>>211718872
Too spicy for me. I can only manage putting in half the sauce packet when I have them

>>211718835
for the best. better than getting hung up on her

>>211718835
Bro.. XD..

>>211718862
well I enjoyed them. I don't really play a lot of video games

I like stealth games though and both games have good stealth mechanics, the second one especially. Like you can clear entire areas undetected if you want to play the game that way. I like that.

Na h-eileanan an Iar

Anime is turning me into a nonce

flatberg needing tidied

>>211718904
no shazam in the server room sarr

>>211718897
>well I enjoyed them
no you didn't
be quiet

>>211718880
i have a woggish level of spice tolerance me not a wog thoughbeit

>>211718897
didn't ask

do american women like handsome british men

>>211718897
grow up

I drink several cappuccinos a day

>>211718800
if the uk has any resources at all you should extract them you have no domestic industry

>>211718936
american women crave scottish men

>>211718940
i drink two flat whites

>>211718914
?

bumbling bovine biomass

>>211718945
Truke.

>>211718941
So you ignored everything I said

Everyone forgot about Indian plane

>>211718957
bovine serum albumin

>>211718811
why rot your teeth like that

>>211718980
He needs energy to stink up his room all day without leaving it

Idk if anyone remembers but I'm the lad who's parents are cleaning my room full of dillies, bplugs etc. They've taken out the carpet completely and said I have no carpet or bed (they chucked both mattresses out) until I sort myself out. They're fucking with me. They're giving me a high tog duvet over summer and low tog duvet over winter. They've taken my radiators and locked both windows.

Most of my stuff is thrown out I assume. Room is basically empty. They left my PC the one thing I'd hope they would free me from. Life taken a sharp turn.

>>211718952
Stop. My dick is a stick.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RzHIqnwV-Y8

this unironically looks better quality than half of the apartments built in the last five years here

When I'm in a bad mood I spray weed killer over my elderly neighbours front garden

Mum called me gay because I got an iced coffee from maccies once. She lives on her own and none of her kids visit her so who's laughing now?

>>211718961
get it mined

>>211719010
I visit her, if you know what I mean

i suffer in the north of scotland

>>211719022
looks beautiful

>>211719007
Corrr nce and cheap as well because they don't have to worry about building regulations

you better get the fuck away from me with thst danny elfman mindless self indulgence dresden dolls shit

>>211718995
if you get a job and rent your own place you can goon to your arse's content and get your parents fucked off forever

>>211719044
sybau

>>211719010
show some fucking respect

kek

>>211719034
aye

get the children down in the mineshafts
get the railways built

>>211718936
silly question

>>211718980
What makes you think it will rot my teeth? It has the same amount of sugar as coca cola or any other sugary drink

>>211718936
If you have a nice accent, have hair and aren't short you'll be shooting fish in a barrel

>>211719066
get the blacks in the mines

>>211719055
We calls it Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles

mollywopped you

bit mental what AI can do

>>211718218
never knew what this was even about

im 186cm scottish and have a mullet

american women will fall at my feet

roald dahl was bald
but he was also six foot six to be fair

>>211719097
Need AI banned immediately.

>>211719068
sugary drinks are toxic

>>211719102
Nan, 45

upsie haha

>>211719118
no they're not, they're sweet

>>211718490
>nooooo you can't just mine resources you have to import them from half way across the world instead

you know what
that goes for cardiacs fans too

>>211719098
it's good

>>211718868
>ukraine v russia
Likely to be a stalemate
>israel v the entire Middle East
Already won, once iran is finished they’ll be the sole power in the Middle East
>india v pakistan ?
Nothing burger, both have nukes and will never have a conventional war
>china v taiwan ?
Might actually happen in the next five years, if it doesn’t it’ll never happen
>north korea v japan/the entire world ?
Won’t happen
>riots all over the west
Only by illegal immigrants and working class people in the isles
>immigration and remigration in massive waves
The only people that’ll be remigrated are the ones who recently migrated in the past 5 years at the very most
>ai
Game changer
>economic uncertainty
Meme
>it's all kicking off
Is it really?

>>211719060
is that a lake or a bay?

watching a lot of music youtube channels but none of them make good music themselves.. curious...

i am in your closet

>>211719146
Mines were closed in the uk because they weren’t profitable

>>211719151
Bruce on a mad one

>>211719118
Not sure you know what toxic means lad. An entire can of monster has the same amount of sugar as this yogurt by the way.

>>211719146
old mate will argue to death that the useless and incompetent in society should be left to die and not be given a fair go:
>>211718772

/brit/ hates those who are honest and pure

might get on the grim alkie twat toil today

>>211719153
its a loch

its the dogs bollocks

co op cheese and jalapeno sourdough bloomer gettin munched

>>211718751
what other fucking jobs you daft cunt they don’t grow on trees

and I tell you more than anyone else
if you listen to they might be giants
you are truly fucked

put up or shut up cody

bloke at toil drinks 6-7 cans of monster per day and he looks like he's dying

>>211719082
where the ninjer go

>>211719185
yup why they seethe about religion in childish strawqmen

>>211719196
all the other jobs in the economy that aren’t coal mining

wondering whether to go out to the shop in my unshowered dirty state or get uber eats grocery order delivered instead

Might crack a beer at 12 on the dot, it's Mediterranean out there

>>211719207
That's a bit much I reckon. I normally have 2-3 at most.

get the furnaces fired up
get the kids down in the mines
get the mechanical beasts tearing the countryside apart to dig up rocks
get every man woman and child in a sweatshop

>>211719207
that's so much caffeine holy shit
hes gonna have a heart attack

>>211719173
An Australian company tried starting a new coal mine in Cumbria recently and it was blocked by enviromongs in court

mad how there's just all this shite out there that we're never EVER going to see up close

>>211719228
why can't we all just be farmers and live off the land

>>211719215
lil paki fella needs your custom

>>211719215
get showered and get down the shops
don't support paki jobs through laziness

>>211719224
It's thundering lad

>>211719237
yea, for you it's pussy

flipping depressed

primarily because >no bitches

>>211719231
he did say he sometimes feels like his heart stops for a second then starts again
he acknowledges that it's a problem but does nothing about it

I reckon AI will overtake humans in 5 years and we'll be kneeling to our AI overlords as they force us to toil in the mines

>>211719237
and stuff that even if you could get close to you STILL can't see inside or know what's inside i.e black holes

not on is it. I need to know what's going on inside there

can’t tell if these Aussies are actual mongs or just trolling

>>211719251
CODE BLUE
CODE BLUE

>>211719249
Gorgeous in london mate

>>211719237
can literally go anywhere if you meditate hard enough

>>211719261
biggest tease in existence really. we're all stuck down here while there's all that shite happening out there. I'm with you mate, it's just not on

>>211719254
you will always be depressed if you view women in such a manner

get it fucking made what are you playing at

>>211719236
Cumbria is an area of natural beauty

>>211719264
you dont know the first thing about mining

the new, where the fuck is it???

>>211719277
can go to your nan's house

>>211719284
u sum kinda white knight?

NEW NEW NEW NOW NOW NOW

>>211719304
im sum kinda human being

>>211719294
>>211719294
>>211719294

right I'm going to the shops then. no uber eats today. the brown men will have to go without coin for now

>>211719264
Just trying to help the UK grow its economy after 20 years of stagnation. If you have viable resources you obviously use them. The UK blocks viable coal, oil and gas deposits and imports them instead.

>>211719313
dont care

>>211719355
>says the guy whining about being depressed to strangers on the internet at 11am on a saturday
ube been done