Thread 211719294

my penis needs to touch a woman's soft belly

so this is /birt/ then is it?

how high will the sycamore grow
if you cut it down you will never know

>>211719313
bollocked that freak to the moon

which way white man?

Morrisons meat feast pizza unwrapped and launched in the air fryer at 180c for 12 minutes and soon to be sliding down my gob

>>211719292

I know more than you. I know mining in Australia is very different to wales for one

yeah?

>>211719363
false dichotomy, timmy

>>211719375
i know everything there is to know

>>211719275
yeah nice in sydenham is it? how bout I come down there and kick you in the dick?

>>211719363
I'm 32 so I'm too old for either of them

>>211719384
please when do I meet my future wife

>>211719384
In Australia maybe

>>211719390
really? im 34 and still try it on with girls of that age
i am an incel tho

the mothership

>>211719362
Paedophile

>>211719363
right is a CCP spy
like all chinese in the west

>>211719426
The Toby Command Centre

>>211719399
Sorry.

>>211719434
bombaclaaaat

>>211719426
Mad to think his corpse is rotting away in there and we're all just sat here laughing

>>211719434
how does it feel knowing that you're too thick to come up with a creative schizogimmick so you have to piggyback on ziednonce's 'success'?

>>211719291
It was an underground mine going out under the Irish Sea. Now any blast furnaces in the UK will run on imported coal with higher emissions due to transportation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodhouse_Colliery

Remember one time I accidentally clicked on the Name field of the post window and it auto filled my email and panicked as I had the post set to auto
Managed to cancel to post but now double check every time before I post in case I do an accidental dox on myself

>>211719466
this will send him into a meltie

>>211719466
Check back for your results!

>>211719434
Sending this to BBC 1Xtra

Doing rancid eggy farts

>>211719466
mate it's /bert/ who gives a toss really

Shame that I only started browing /brit/ 3 years ago so I still have no idea who this Toby person is other than he lives in Glasgow and has someone to do with mice or something

>>211719492
In the eyes of God, it does.

>>211719477
If it does that I close the browser and start again. I do not trust it to re-enter it once I click post.

leftypol turning a blind eye to this one

>>211719466
His name is The Belgian poster. That other guy wasn't him

>>211719362
LOL
last ting timmy heard before getting slimed

>>211719498
just search for spamiam in the archives

>>211719281
I mean look at this simulation of a black hole merger. Specifically the point where the video freezes right before they merge where space time is momentarily warping AWAY from the direction of the singularity. I'm sorry but what the fuck is even happening there?

we are owed an explanation. Get my bollocks dangled in there.

all these katies know i get dough

>>211719517
i dont care that i've deadnamed your schizophrenic paedophile boyfriend
how does it feel living in his shadow? all your effort spamming /brit/ for years, only to become his sidekick LOL

>>211719530
those fake ears are annoying and ruin the rest of the image for me don't care how attractive she is she has just annoyed me so I can't enjoy it

>>211719550
oh my days

>>211719524
oh my days

>>211719498
diego vs mousenonce was the iconic brit showdown

>>211719550
raped him to pieces

>>211719498
FOLC

>>211719584
typical yorkshire lad

>>211719550
12 hour meltie incoming

>Searching for posts with the username ‘spamiam’. Returning only first 5000 of 27015 results found.
militant

mental illness: the thread

starred by: You

>>211719550
heatherdem living rent free fi di timmy head x

>>211719604
the kicker
they were all made over the period of 3 months

>>211719363
20something women love they viral bakeries

>>211719604
+1 to his postcounts

grand designs got canceled
they don't build houses in britain anymore

never really got why diego hates mousey so much or how mousey managed to mindbreak him so severely

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>>211719633
>grand designs got canceled
thank fuck for that
that show was responsible for almost as many divorces as Strictly

>>211719645
Diego loves mousenonce, he made him the highest post counter in brit history. Mousenonce hates diego because he accidently made him the highest post counter in brit history.

>>211719604
Perfect.

>>211719639
such a horrific image

>>211719434
The creativity that goes into this gimmick is actually insane, the lyrics for this song are professionally written

>>211719604
um

>>211719645
There was a period where mousey posted under deegz' name to purposefully get his name banned on sight, something he achieved successfully.

>>211719584
Wow 32 weeks in prison what a punishment

>>211719674
lmao

>>211719669
yes it's fantastic

AI bots has even the sun seething about getting scraped

>>211719669
professionally written lyrics in 2025 means chatGPT lad

cmon, get with it.

>>211719584
silencing the voice of the majority, classic

>>211719669
>>211719687
samefag on heatherpaedo, nobody is impressed by your ai-generated song

>>211719584
Literally could be Fred Trueman

>>211719669
I think I must have listened to it 100 times now

>>211719704
Shit.

>>211719704
HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADY

>>211719704
him and the guy who did Somebody That You Used to Know (also a banger)

This is what a British forum is meant to be like
Not foreigns and trannies

hello anyone else get a bit worried when your pee smells like matches

digits and heatherpaddy gets raped to death by his Jamaican stepdad

mousenonce will return one day
thailad will return one day
190 will return one day
diego will return one day
scraniel will return one day

>>211719724
Shit.

>>211719699
timmy mad asl

190 still spams /box/ then /epl/ when he gets ignored

>>211719434
The AI totally got the assignment

>>211719744
>scraniel
now that's a name i havent heard in a while
the guy was so addicted to this place he surely is still posting (and hopefully didnt kill himself)

190 mentioned in big june 2025 AD

>>211719766
I know it.

not convinced suelad will ever return since he literally got a japanese wife and became a full normie

pleased for him

>>211719765
horrible what that aussie did to him

>>211719730
you can post there if you want to wait for hours for a reply ill be posting here in my chatroom

>>211719765
He posts his belly on occasion

>>211719777
getting a japanese wife makes you abnormal

>>211719744
was diego here yesterday?

>>211719704
He didn't disappear he made a shitload of other songs then started his own media empire in Korea

He also got in trouble for making a lot of Anti-American content calling them Western big nosed pigs and said their women were disgusting

it's been said that someone from /brit/ killed mousey while the site was down so no one would notice his absence

>>211719791
No but he has been spotted posting today

the toby files

im evil nigga

>>211719804
out ploughing all day yesterday in ''ead 'eath no doubt

>>211719785
reckon he'd be fatter
guy was putting away 2 dominoes large pizzas each day
>>211719804
where

>>211719786
He was in the RAF, shagged, spoke japanese, convinced a Japanese lass to move to the UK and marry him. Yeah he was a weeb and had 15,000 images of a J-Pop starlet saved but by several orders of magnitude he was more successful than most of us here. He had a dream and realised it.

>>211719801
Wanking to Frozen

>>211719841
Is that Benefit Cumberbatch

>>211719698
>the majority
>12 posts on reddit
Nice one

money
big rims on whips
katies

Italian nerd gf

bought dad some expensive steak for tomorrow he better FUCKING appreciate it

just did a green wee

obviously mousey needed a big fat sectioning for some of the posts they made about God?

>>211719841
Watching Unreal Engine 5 tech demo they don't even need and fancy cameras and dots on faces for motion capture any more, just an iphone.

beneficial cucumber mentioned

>>211719860
there's way more than 12 deleted comments on that post

I just had to fill the extra space in my image

>>211719867
Fares is here. Bible. Russian.

>>211719852
It is. How did you know?

play a game, read a book, go for a walk, set up a tinder account, go to the gym, watch tv, go to the pub, visit a museum, book a holiday? no thanks matey ill be posting on /brit/ all day until its time to drink

>>211719876
obviously mousey needed a big fat COCK (preferably mine x)

>>211719876
?
>>211719894
howling this is me

>>211719876
some of his posts were well within the scope of a prevent referral

>"retreive the flag"
How do you respond?

>>211719902
>>211719901

Oh shit Father's Day
I should do something.
I'll get him...a 5KG tin of cashews loves them he does.

okay I checked and that costs fifty quid.
I'll get him a 1kg tin.

last nights warmed up prawn korma for lunch me thinks

>>211719925
Yes..

>>211719931
just got so hard i fainted and smashed the toilet bowl to smithereens with my cranium

Sven Goran VPNsson

>>211719931
what are you insinuating with this image

>>211719911
"Stick it up yer arse"

bet the cronem are chiefing those devious clickums outside the barber shop? yeah? waiting to get their waves done are they x

>>211719960
nothing just had to dip into my goon folder real quick

I passed the theory test
Now time to book the practical
I hear it takes a long time now

playing footy manager
posting on /brit/
farting

>you get up to much at the weekend mate?

>yeah I just took a trip to the museum by myself. Some lovely collections there you know? Had a wander round, taking my time to look at them, then I got the train home by myself and got an early night. Oh and I had a coffee in the town as well after the museum. Just by myself as well yeah no I wasn't with anyone. The cafe was bustling though yeah very busy lots of people there, not with me no.

why did vito spatafore wear that hat that said "irish" when he came back from new hampshire to try and get back into tony's crew? he's not irish! far from it! hahaha!

>>211719971
post more
NOW

>>211719967
yes sir dats rite

scranny devito

>>211719982
XD...

>>211719961
But there is wine here to revive you..
There is bread to make you strong.

Clickum: Marijuana cigarette or joint dipped in embalming fluid

the paki londoner gf

>>211719992
sdascfafgolmhklmhkemrth

Imagine you die and theres a god and he says well what did you do with the life you had and all the privileges you had, being born in a first world country and all that and you just have to say i posted on /brit/ for 50 years

>>211719974
yup this is me

>>211719974
kino during covid especially with nobody around
trains empty
roads empty
just me
bliss

/brit/ is always packed with fun and japers. It's like a 24/7 Dave & Buster's.

>>211720020
all of us are going straight to hell especially diego

>>211720020
not a chance my evil incel existence will get me into heaven so I won’t need to explain anything to god I’ll just get straight into being raped by the devil like I deserve

>>211720013
you’ve lost me here tbqh

>>211720030
Me

>>211720009
royal albert hall version sounds like mount and blade music

just finished 'za delivery toil, was a bit of a slow night, especially for a saturday
i hate slow nights, when there's no orders coming in they make me do shitty jobs like dishwashing or restocking the fridges, would rather be out driving vibing to my night ride music, occasionally interrupted by the navigation voice
if you ever order 'za but the place is really far away, don't be shy, i LOVE doing long-distance orders

>>211720058
sce4awhg

wat katy see when she step into trappy in her opened uniform

Reckon it's about time to replay Bioshock 1 classic edition

>>211720080
literally the plant equivalent of a big fat cock

>>211720042
cant wait to bum you there x

>>211720042
hs?

>>211720067
here you are my liege

>>211720091
the weed plants that produce nugs are the females, as I recall

>>211720009
Sweet Jesus Hear my Prayer

>>211720058
are we really doing any harm being evil incels like yeah my mum wouldve liked grandkids but apart from that im just sitting here not bothering anyone wasting oxygen

>>211720081
found that game to be a slog myself, reckon people only like it because of the atmosphere and story, two things which no uber gamer gives a shit about

>>211720116
yeah that's what i said, a big pair of tits and a drooling vagina

>>211720100
cause youre fucking evil mate

I’ve become very anti-Christian over the recent years, seeing this slavish faith-based ideology as perhaps the primary cause of European civilisational collapse, having read quite closely into the likes of Catherine Nixey’s The Darkening Age, Revilo P. Oliver’s The Origins of Christianity, Tom Holland’s Dominion, and Charles Freeman’s The Closing of the Western Mind, and some abridged translations of Christianity’s Criminal History by Karlheinz Deschner, reinforced by the historical Roman writings of Celsus, Porphyry of Tyre, and the Emperor Julian, and, as with Edward Gibbon, have considered Christianity’s responsibility for the fall of Rome (and the theocratic brutality of Byzantium and the Dark Ages that effectively ended European science for well over a millennium, torturing and exterminating those Europeans who tried to hold out against the impositions of countless generations of bloodthirsty, ignorant, perverted Christian regimes, Europe split for seventeen centuries by terrible Christian sectarian warfare).

I have also considered its post-Enlightenment transition into liberalism and that all-encompassing secular ‘Neochristianity’, in the inspirational words of César Tort. This value system has conditioned a knee-jerk egalitarianism and relativistic weakness, a morality that Friedrich Nietzsche famously derided as fit only for slaves, a racially suicidal, life-hating framework of passivity, submission, and out-group preference, in complete contrast to the master morality values of Republican Rome and the cohesive Indo-European civilisations of the ancient world.

Umwertung aller Werte!

white ppl be callin they mom a nigger

>>211720141
hs?

asbestos milkshake down the hatch

nary a word

>>211720160
oh so you dont think youre evil?

>>211720105
cor

>>211720080
mmhmm pavlovian reactions and that x

>>211720134
Afraid to say you just have awful fucking taste and I don't want to hear any further opinions or posts from you

"haha we're going to hell so funny haha"
repent

>>211720151
>I have also considered its post-Enlightenment transition into liberalism and that all-encompassing secular ‘Neochristianity’, in the inspirational words of César Tort. This value system has conditioned a knee-jerk egalitarianism and relativistic weakness, a morality that Friedrich Nietzsche famously derided as fit only for slaves, a racially suicidal, life-hating framework of passivity, submission, and out-group preference, in complete contrast to the master morality values of Republican Rome and the cohesive Indo-European civilisations of the ancient world.
you do realise that the enlightenment challenged christanity as the source of truth and the "post" enlightenment i.e. modernity is the overthrowing of christanity as the source of truth. everything you list is anatthema to christanity and the result of "liberalism" and the "enlightenement" i.e. atheism

telling rorke ill trip sit for him when he does acid then inviting his boss and his grandma over at the same time while he’s peaking

>>211720190
just a bit of an autistic completionist and will go mental unless i find absolutely all of the collectibles in any game, bioshock is riddled with that shit

can't wait to see the future i think when the majority of people have no culture or roots we might see something interesting. the scots and irish might even get that chip off their shoulder and the english can get over their colonial guilt.

>>211720218
What did I just say about seeing any more of your posts

>>211720214
oh my gah

>>211720234
baron orczy is it?

hate that period of a week or so after getting a haircut where you hate how it looks but then you get used to it, or it grows back enough to look like it hasn't just been freshly cut (not sure which it is)

>>211720214

ted kaczynski didn't kill himself

Sir Percy Blakeney*

HERRO EVERYNYAN
HOW AH YOU
FINE, SANKYU

>>211720273
OH MY GAH

kerplunk

>>211720186
mmhmm

wonder if using steroids will make me go bald
i can't grow a beard and have no body hair so my body doesn't seem to be receptive to DHT so i assume now

sucking a heaven and hell

unabombing my arse hole

did an actual two foot long poo earlier

>>211720301
the unabummer

rombobulating in a pakis face

>>211720312
no you didn't
shut up

God is Merciful.

ever fantasised about becoming a serial killer lads? i have but it turns out i have too much empathy for my fellow man (emphasis on the word "man")

small boat biomass

Been plenty of times where someone has replied to me and were informed that they bodied me or sent my flying but I have never had someone tell me that I've done it so someone else, must be a magical feeling getting a reply like that

'mass

poles are germanic

>>211720346
i've had it loads

new Open AI logo just dropped

wanking my big purple willy

Cumming in Diego’s horrible loose piggy sloppy stretched out rectum in a dark room near Euston station

UP IN DA CLUB

>>211720365
sad

>>211720335
one thing i’d fucking love to do one day is walk up to a homeless schizo clearly having a crisis and just say a bunch of random number sequences or a certain time and date then just walk away

They saw Slimani arrive in his chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce. Their hymens won't be there for much longer.

>>211720375
>Slimani
not a black name
get your gimmick sorted

why is Haiti in such a mess?

>>211720397
melanin

>>211720397
USA kept installing dictators

HELL NAH
HE LYIN

>>211720373
there's one schizo who i constantly see walking around my town ranting and raving to himself, he's been around for at least 2 years, don't know how the men in white coats haven't picked him up yet
i call him "old beardo" because he's got a long beard

used to confuse melanin and melatonin

>>211720346
equip a new set of opinions and persona, you are now a white supremacist right wing man who has sex and drinks and takes drugs every day

what's my netflix password again?

>>211720456
oralcumshot

>>211720444
melanin trump

>>211720456
7a5_WYP6U-M

>>211720440
should befriend him and learn his magic spells

tsukurimashou tsukurimashou

vape's running dry, went to a place that i've bought vapes from before and they said they don't sell them anymore, up shit creek without a paddle here ladderydads

it's all over the front page
you give me road rage

>>211720479
Get those fumos washed Rorke

>>211720417
yeah but even a lot of african states aren’t this bad inb4 negros
The biggest player in the congo is still the main army, in haiti its barbeque

sucking a lesser bean

teen girls nike shorts

biomass felled

>>211720516
mad how they write all this self help shite when you can just read the bible

>>211720201
Wrong. Liberalism is Christianity without God.

Liberalism itself, and its factional development into the likes of Marxism, Bolshevism, Fabian Socialism, and Fourierism is merely a repurposing of Christian ethical values, the ‘catholic,’ i.e., universalist dogmas of egalitarianism that inspired Boasian anthropology, and the genuflection, self-abnegation, and self-abasement that function as necessary prerequisites for spiritual purity, the public display of self-hate coupled to penitent virtue-signaling, the Christian doctrine of original sin synonymous with modern white guilt and the moralising over privilege, and political correctness no different to judgments of heresy, witch-hunting, and ex-communication, with government replacing God as an omnipotent benefactor.

>>211720397
Blaqs

literally the solution to all your mental health issues is getting a job and exercising regularly

>>211720479
>>211720492
/brit/ azumanga patriots in control

gf said we can have teh sex0r later tehehe

>>211720536
then why did i have issues when i was doing both

I think what's important to remember is that I've got my bum out

remember that haiti earthquake that killed 250k

>>211720552
skill issue

>>211720519
ummy

>>211720552
not enough shaggage

stand or fall
I know there shall be peace in the valley
and it's all an affair of my life
with the heroes and villains

>>211719546
and they know this about black holes because... oh they looked at them through a cheese grater!
great

>>211720531
this is utterly false and your lack of understanding and knowledge about christanity is exemplified by the fact you think it is an ethical movement lmao

just found out about this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolutionary_War

I have got my bum out also

>>211720566
no sorry I dont

ticker-tape parade outside the gherkin building to celebrate their millionth popped hymen

toilberg refusing to approve my paid leave claims
what's the point of them being there if he can just reject them, i earned that paid leave through blood sweat and tears

>>211720590
*sprints toward your arse at mach speed and dives right up inside it*

it'll probably be easier to go around the room and say who hasn't go their bum out

>>211720635
v good post

mad how iran gets called terrorist when every time trump or israel have attacked them they've gone into the lab for months to determine the exact proportionate response that can send a message while not escalating the conflict

feeling faustianpilled and also racist

slathering myself with tinned spaghetti

>>211720635
i haven't got my bum out, lost my bum in the war you see

>>211720645
face looks a bit like that blacked pornstar

not one clap of thunder round here
nothing ever happens

>>211720677
???

>>211720681
been giving your mum thunderous claps all day mate

nothing ever happens mongs will lead us into slavery and death

alcohol causes deepening depression did you know that?

>>211720676
*creeps around behind you to try and get a look*

remember when umposter wanked us off and swallowed all of our loads like a good girl

>>211720738
he's still eating the cum to this day UMUMUMUM

>>211720725
...yh but when i drink it im happy

*enters thread with umposter on a leash, completely nude*

>>211720666
remember that girl who read off some pretentious poem in front of a group of her classmates and then pulled down her knickers and pissed out a bunch of spaghetti that she'd stashed up her fannois?

>>211720738
he was the yumposter that night

>>211720725
the lad from trainspotting said it best:
not enough money? can't get a drink
too much money? drinking yourself to death

is umposter in the room with us

dadbergs having a melty because he lost his pliers

*rolls my gay porn eyes heavenwards*

Russia is an Asiatic Muscovite NeoBolshevik Islamic state as ZOG-controlled as Britain is.

Ukraine is fighting for the National Socialist future of White Europe against Asia. Russia has not been White since its Nordic Germanic leadership was killed in 1918.

>>211720783
… cant say i do mate

>>211720818
should rape him to give him something to really be upset about

>>211720830
'twas a while ago, like 2010 or so
did big rounds on the 'chon back in the day

>>211720783
interior semiotics

>>211720783
LINK THE WEBM

NEW
>>211610415
>>211610415
>>211610415

>>211720886
>>211720886
>>211720886

>>211720848
umposter and friends

>>211720878
hope you die in a plane crash x