Thread 211720886

Spicy noodles edition

all is fair in love and war

thats why my heart got broke

oppa peter style

INTERIOR SEMIOTICS sub edish
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qe112

want some spaghetti but im all curled up in bed like homer in the episode where he stays home from church and the house burns down and ned flanders saves him

Feels like the decline of Western society is almost exactly correlated to the rise of atheism.

watching argentina casting

remember the deer webm

>>211720918
/brit/ staring at my posts

>>211720941
mate spaghetti at your time of night is a recipe for trouble

as soon as toilberg approves my paid leave hours i'm quitting

>>211720950
Yeah got me all riled up it did

bloody hell theres some creeps on reddit

i feel like porn is evil in many ways

>>211720975
only 9:30 mate perfectly reasonable

just cleaned out my basement
now i have to organise my clozet

Hello lads what are some nice places to go camping in England? Fancy a long weekend away and instead of camping in Scotland figure I'd explore a bit of England for a change

>>211720996
When you click on a profile and it gives the NSFW warning you know they're a wrong un

widyout kissing my cock

>>211721001
in my country people would drive to the right of that car and hit the deer :(

>>211721002
it gives me massive boners and makes me shoot cum everywhere

got a case of the scrunglies

>>211721053
youa ded rong

>>211721044
Mine does that but I'm just a racist

>>211721058
thats evil

>>211721058
my boners is small and my cums dribbles

reminder that it's white boy summer

>>211721058
um

>>211721066
really really really enjoyed this post

>>211721082
its based actually

>>211721019
west coast FREAK

bust a move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo

>>211721107
you will be attacked at 4:34PM tomorrow

off for a wank https://www.reddit.com/r/HairyCurvy/

>>211721086
wake me up when its sensitive young bisexual man autumn

dont get people who can name and identify every dog breed. weird behaviour

thread is shit

sometimes make fun of the yanks on here and have a go at them but in reality whenever I've interacted with one online in a video game for instance they're always friendly and chatty and very nice

>>211721139
any good posts?

>>211721135
many humans are capable of absorbing and retaining information

>>211721073
Thought they'd ban you for that

#RAPERORKE

got me cock out and i'm having a lovely goon sesh with de lads x

>>211721110
shouldve gone to specsavers

scrungle scrungle

>>211721135
people do it with Pokemon

img_4292 frogposter punching spainnonce in his big fat head repeatedly

get the rorke raped

>>211721154
dog noncing freak

are pot noodles english or foreign?

>>211721159
get banned from subreddits but my account is fine. perfectly legal to be racist

throttling umposter by the collar and bashing his pathetic little lightbulb skull against the ground until he stops moving like when tony soprano kills ralph

>>211721184
blow your brains out

>>211721200
oh no UwU

would have been kino to fight here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ8Kkigpsb8

>>211721210
forren

reddit is the best place on earth to rizz up insecure 30 yr old women and make them send you nudes

>>211721216
alri spainnonce hows the imaginary wife?

>>211721160
>raper orke
dont mind if i do

>>211721160
make this go viral!!!!

>>211721238
dont reply to me schizo

>>211721233
did this once years ago and ghosted her
might be time to get back at it

>>211721121
Not even that hairy tbqhwufam

we will be raping

just got caught shagging my own arse

any given up on having a successful life man in?

Charlie Veitch says his life is in danger because his ex-partner is spreading lies about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn54efbMGbQ

>>211721295
yeah

there arr no domodaurs om ygn binble

>>211721292
always howl when you can still see a tranny’s gargantuan balding forehead under the fringe they probably spent an hour getting just right

going to do 2 steroid cycles and then come off it and drink nothing but protein shakes for a few weeks to mitigate muscle loss and fat gain while my hormone levels restabilise

>>211721295
ktim

>>211721307
right wing mongs in charge of not raping/beating up women

>>211721332
do you howl do you
do you
like wolf
bluds a wolf

>>211721307
Nice. Hope he gets the shit kicked out of him

>>211721335
why don't you just be normal?

leftypol in charge of not getting raped by immies then crying when they're deported

peng

>>211721359
i need to prepare for my mission

pounding umposters arse until he loses control and pisses all over both of us

any fatlads wake up and think todays the day im going to do it and dont eat anything but then by 8pm you give up and pig out

>>211721359
i'm probably on the lower end of average in terms of testosterone, i lifted hard for 3 years and i still look like shit, i just want to be aesthetic for once in my life (especially while i'm young), i've weighed the pros and cons carefully

>>211721307
https://www.tiktok.com/@staceybluer1/photo/7509619115082910999

>>211721370
>Over 2,400 killed in Saudi hajj stampede, crush
>The September stampede during the hajj in Saudi Arabia killed over 2,400 pilgrims, a new Associated Press count shows, three times the number of deaths acknowledged by the kingdom even months later. The AP figures establish the Sept. 24 crush at Mina as the deadliest in the history of the annual pilgrimage. It occurred just weeks after a fatal crane collapse at Mecca.

>>211721370
would be funny if it was bombed haha

>>211721399
what?

A Glass & A Half Of Poo In Every Bar

Sir Keir Starmer

>>211721405
she sounds like an absolute mental case

Only ever seen Veitch target people smaller and weaker that him and cry like a bitch if anyone actually fights back

if you had a pub what would you call it? the swan and paedo?

got really drunk and nearly died doing a poo once

>>211721458
the nigger

>>211721458
The Spaffing Willer

off tae toil

>>211721458
The Tiktok and Dab

she owns my cock and my cum

>>211721458
the willy poo bum
we'd also serve mead on tap

>>211721486
have fun mate :)

>>211721470
alri Elvis

>>211721458
the Pooey Arse

they own my willard and my prostate

>>211721517
so she's based and he's a retard who beats up old people

>>211721497
wonder how many gallons of semen have been spilled worldwide to her vids

>>211721458
the black bitch

it's all become crystal clear now. i know what i must do

playin with my pussy rn lol :P

glad it's the weekend, i get to chat with my internet gf which we normally don't get to do during the week because we're both toilaholics

>>211721517
she's 23 and he's 45+.......

>>211721554
is it legal?

>>211721458
Crown and Wanchor

kill the batman

>>211721233
>>211721268
literally how does this happen walk me through it

rentberg on a mad one

feel like SHIT

>>211721575
how does this work then

Diego was right....
>Ministers met television bosses during the pandemic to persuade them to push pro-vaccine storylines in soaps such as EastEnders and Coronation Street, it has emerged.
>Freedom of information (FoI) requests reveal that officials from the Department for Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) secretly met ITV, the BBC and Channel 4, among others, calling for “national unity programming”.

>>211721578
yeah it's focusing on moving out of the smelly flat and buying a house. Why would it be something illegal?

>>211721593
don’t even remember how the conversation but i sent her a vid of my big cumming willy and she sent me a pic of her tits

kill the batty men

>>211721593
message anyone who has the vibe and rizz them up. i have a picture of my lifting progress on r/brogress as my only post so they can see it. these women are desperate btw you dont need a picture up or anything

Playing with my nose pussy rn

got an aversion to ringing doorbells because i had several instances when i was a kid where i'd ring a doorbell and it would be broken and they'd get mad at me for touching it, cunts should've put a sign up if they didn't want people trying to ring it

>>211721616
nah thats rentbergs problem

>>211721616
why do yanks use septic tanks

just entered my rorke era

Bollocksberg and arsestein are smelling especially fragrant this morning. I reckon a showerblatt is in my future.

what time is the /brit/ goon sesh happening later tonight?

>>211721640
lol just randomly? that's like sexual harrassment how did you know she's a woman
>>211721649
how you find the girl in the first place and how ufind her vibe

>>211721659
>the world must change because i'm incompetent
this is why the nanny state exists

more like your nonce era

>>211721627
when was D ever wrong?

>>211721678
25:00 gmt

>>211721684
diego mate....

>>211721405
Her tiktok is just full of videos ranting about him while Charlie hasn't even mentioned her once until now
Think I know who's the deranged one here

mad how vile they are

>>211720886 (OP)
Merchant, give me your spiciest noods

mad how FIT they are

>>211721684
what makes you think i just sent it to her out of the blue mate lol we just messaged normally at first
pretty sure i first saw her profile in a gay porn sub im not even joking

having a wank

>don't drink
>don't have any mates
>all my hobbies are solitary activities

How can I leave my smelly bedroom
I feel trapped here

>>211721745
the biomass?

>>211721759
go for a run

>>211721745
me doing my slow little jog in the park and getting lapped 3 times over by a guy who looks like he's barely even trying

Every non-White in Europe from the Atlantic to the Urals must be physically removed.

Transvaluate Christian values into Aryan values, lads.

>>211721773
See: solitary activites

>>211721755
brown cunt

>>211721755
>those feet
dios mio…

>>211721728
She literally goes around stalking him and comparing him to Wayne Couzens
Bizarre behaviour
https://www.tiktok.com/@staceybluer1/video/7509011469174852886

>>211721786
go to the local boardgame cafe

Need a wank but I'm expecting a delivery

>>211721659
or got one of these bad boys

>>211721759
if you've got a garden go sit in it / sunbathe

a new world, a rorketopia

>>211721750
that's what im asking, how did you find her to begin with. how did you find her a "vibe" and how did you then get her to reply what sorta thign you say
why were u on gayporn sub wtf lol
>>211721759
not drinking is a massive positive

>>211721745
mad how you're not supposed to notice

>>211721819
s'not sunny live in a cuckshare anyway

literally just going to rape rorke if i ever see that racist cunt irl

>>211721820
define it

>>211721685
are... are you talking about me or them?

going to put a condom on and have a posh wank

>>211720886 (OP)
Do you know who invented Buldak noodles?
The founder's daughter-in-law created this noodle.
Samyang Foods was a food company that was almost going bankrupt in South Korea, but the daughter-in-law created buldak and became a huge food chaebol.

>>211721867
ktim

cleaned out the shower drain, that was fucking rancid

>>211721827
it was like seven years ago diegsypoo i dont remember what we even talked about besides sending each other nudes
as for the gay porn part, i was wanking to gay porn you see

getting chatgpt to therapise me :3

>>211721879
the pine gap glowies really did a bang up job erasing the video of her dance from existence

>>211721880
might do this myself because i'm pretty sure the 'doms in my drawer are about to expire, or have already

nth for the holodem

on the poo toil

can hear catberg outside growling at nothing in particular again the silly cunt

>>211721916
what actually happens when they expire

>>211721901
...

>>211721497
think I might tug to her JAV and coom to the kissing

>>211721728
>>211721798
screaming

>>211721307
Honestly he really deserves to go to prison for a bit

>>211721665
Common here in areas with low density housing. Sewers cost too much to lay in areas with sparse population.

>>211721916
don't use them often do you

>>211721945
probably not much, but it's just the company legally covering their arses in case it rips

>>211721966
no i prefer to have raw balls deep creampie sex

I grow larger

RIP Parnia Abbasi (2002-2025)
Iranian Poet and victim of Israeli bombs

She would have been a perfect gf for me

Entire box of these in the air fryer

>>211721947
find yourself a fujoshi woman and you’ll be happy for the rest of your life

>>211721925
wheres rushia

>the week Trump announces tariffs
>Cadbury goes from £1.25 to £1.50
>like two months later
>now seeing Cadbury chocolate for £1.69
Jesus, why is Cadbury so Jewish?

>as for the gay porn part, i was wanking to gay porn you see
screaming

Anyone else reading about this Britcard digital ID scheme?

This country is a dystopia. Total Himmlerist Exterminationism is needed.

>>211721963
i remember seeing this gimmick 20 years ago

>>211721988
you fucking blimp

>>211721985
love women with thick eyebrows

>>211721985
went on interpals once and put on my profile that i wanted to learn farsi, and was swamped with iranian qts wanting to learn english asking if i could skype with them back when skype was a thing (never did though of course because i'm an autist)

>>211722022
I'm a twink actually

>>211722011
enjoy reading things just to get angry at them don't you

>>211722001
get the ritter sport in ya

>>211721880
shagged this with a condom on last night

>>211722031
corr

might go and make an instant coffee

>>211722038
then get on the next fucking flight to poowong so i can shag you in half

>>211722048
nigga fucks kitchen utensils

just gone to drain the pasta water and ended up dropping all my pasta into the sink. It's a bit mucky too so im not eating it.
150g of penne wasted there.

>>211722048
holy guacamole haven’t done this since i was about 16 i reckon

>>211722061
doing this later

>>211722067
done yourself there

Lucy Pinder during Lucy Pinder Joins With Nuts Magazine To Fight The Ban on Nose Art By The RAF at Royal Air Force Museum in London, Great Britain (2007)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwang
Where the original settlers of Poowong came from

>>211722067
well that's just a bunch of carbs that won't be contributing to your broadening waistline, silver lining innit

>>211722067
give it the birds

>>211722094
me in the background

need to get some sleep in
wish me luck lads

>>211722011
that's why smaller platforms like 4chan will be banned, so you can only post on instagram facebook etc linked to your digital ID and all dissent can be crushed

>>211722048
Did this when I was bout 17 or so lol

>>211721995
rushia was 1st army candiate before she was terminated by hololive

she's still streams tho @ Mikeneko 95rn16

but a stream a couple months ago revealed she blocked aqua and towa on X. but she's apparently still friendly with marine(pic related)

>>211722106
fuck that, i've started making more. got gym + runtoil to do today

>>211722120
good luck mate sleep tight x

keep forgetting we have a king now

>>211722133
you will be fucking slain

the fwb is 10 years younger than me and people treat me like a nonce

>>211722031
Met my missus on interpals

taking film recs for this afternoon while i cook and then eat my dinner

>>211722094
had so many wanks to her as a young whippersnapper

Hate often fades. Or does it?

>>211722141
We have king David

>>211722133
>wrong pic

>>211722145
nowt wrong with it

>>211722156
no

>>211722147
instinctively just imagined a jaundiced 4’10 bucktoothed gookette

>>211722142
try me

>>211722163
>wrong pic AGAIN
FHS

BORED AND DEPRESSED

>>211722200
She's Australian. Thai women on there used to be thirsty.

not too keen on the sudden uptick of weaboo faggot shit being posted i must say

how do i stop gooning

OFCOM wants this supressed

my toilplace is like 80% jeets and they're always speaking jeetese to each other throughout the place, completely alienating those of us who speak the language of the land. even if it's their first language and they feel more comfortable speaking it, i just think it's terribly rude

>>211722277
no joke you literally just stop doing it. its that easy

Wish I were still unmedicated and insane

>>211722304
Indians are extremely rude people if you have to do business with them or work with them

I got a letter from the debt collectors telling me I have HMCTS warrants from February but I don't know what for. Fucking sick.

>>211722288
>package pussy
disgusting post

got spindly little limbs

i have gooned too much, this dishonor is too much to bear

>>211722355
have you tried calling them

>>211722355
just ignore it 99% of debts are uncollectable and it's only because people cuck out and actually pay after receiving a fucking letter that the system works, if you ignore it and disengage they will eventually just give up

>>211722156
fades often hate
is a more accurate way round

*nods off to sleep with my bare bum hanging out, ripe for the taking*

any speccy four eyes in

>>211722395
yh

>>211722388
*wipes poo on it so you think you've pooed yourself*

>>211722388
*rapes you*

>>211722395
yeah....

Have you ever spaffed in an Oriental fanny?

>>211722419
>886 B

>>211722381
dont get it

>>211722395
prefer not to say

boring samefag dollhouse

So that 'Kris' guy in America who was responsible for all those absolutely insane BNWO images of him in his dungeon with all the BNWO flags and the black guy mannequin he poses with is now obsessed with pretending to be a little girl who is married to Max Hardcore

Not sure how I feel about people who I know are homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic having a lovely family day out at pride! At least the kids are getting the exposure, thank god, but still.

It's a testament to how little there is to do with kids in Cambridge that even those who are ideologically opposed to Pride are lured in by the music, stalls, fair etc

>>211722395
glasgow is full of them

£24 for this at Jeremy Clarksons pub

>>211722432
no but ive spaffed in an oriental tranny

found this on outer/int/

>>211722471
some of the worst roasties i've ever seen
not seen a colander at any point

>>211722474
Up the arse?

Might shave. Too hot for this beard nonsense

>>211722471
>pozzed font
>non traditional pub sign
shite "pub"

>>211722269
if you're meant to do this why do you put a handle up there

>>211722480
they're attracted to people acting like children
"go figure" as the yanks would say

>>211722528
theyre not gonna fuck u lil bro

>>211722484
they look like frozen ones

>>211722336
well they always come up and greet me and say "hey bro how's it going" and then proceed to chat in jeetese to the other jeets

>>211722555
you're a nonce, mate

>>211722355
wait until it's resold a bunch of time and then offer than 1 p

Hello British friends, I found this for you.

>>211722480
oh no, not tattoos

>>211722571
i have an adult woman fetish

biscuits for lunch, just as Rorke intended

>>211722378
lies
I've seen "can't pay we'll take it away"

in the mood for a tranny shag

>>211722587
you're attracted to insect bug people pretending to be children

>>211722469
actually peng

just BBQ'd a salamander

ever think about how someday you'll have to kill yourself?

>>211722621
cruel

>>211722578
mental that they broadcasted this and thought it was good

>>211722619
Would you stick it in? Maybe a lick?

>>211722469
homeless women out there more attractive than zendaya

>>211722618
so

>>211722633
gods gonna have to descend from the heavens and rape me to death if he ever wants me dead

paul bohill and steve pinder smashing down that neek's back door over a 10p debt

>>211722633
what makes you think i'll have to kill myself?

gunna have to shave the ol' pubas

I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me

>>211722643
imagine the diseases

>>211722670
had a grey puba the other day, im finished

>>211722660
they don't call him the "paki pulverizer" for nothing

>>211722663
we all will, we're all hopeless incels

>>211721916
that reminds me I have some old 'doms in a draw
might crank out a poshie tonight

lush

so israel fired and iran retaliated and would you look at that everythings the same

>>211722690
Sometimes you have to roll the dice

>>211722710
diegoism

>>211722690
just go to the doctor you freak

>>211722718
it's so over

>>211722718
get them all housed and fed rorke

>>211722738
>>211722738
>>211722738

>>211722746
lot of bacterial stds going around nowadays that are essentially incurable from AB resistance

>>211722718
britain has a responsibility to care for them especially the ones from former spanish dutch portuguese and french colonies since they didn't even get the benefits of british development during the colonial times