germanx niggas be like "I'm gonna capitalise Random words mid-Sentence"

>>211722737 (OP)
it's not random though, also far superior for Readability

>>211722787
>let me tell you about my language
Why are krauts like this.

>>211722737 (OP)
We capitalise nouns so random wouldn't be capitalised here.

>>211722737 (OP)
Finnshits be like, "Hello my name is Jussi Pussi."

>>211722737 (OP)
Only nouns are capitalized. I.e. things or actions that can have der/die/das/ein/eine as articles.
The reasoning behind this is that names are capitalized, and nouns are names for things.

>>211723184
>Only nouns are capitalized
This is a lie.

>>211723184
So in The German Language, The Big in The Barn is at the same Level as The Emperor of Germany?
Written languages usually make a difference between persons and objects/animals, even if they are all technically nouns

>>211723636
>The Big
I mean the Pig

>>211722787
>>211723167
do people actually do this when typing online? cannot imagine have to press shift every other word

>>211723636
>>211723664
Pig is a noun, so it would be capitalized. It's article is not. Gerunds are also nouns, so I would write "Ich komme gerade vom Einkaufen." (I'm just returning from Shopping.)

>>211723636
This hilariously breaks down in English. For example Moon/moon, Earth/earth, Sun/sun. Just don’t bother and make it uniform.

>>211723898
>It's article
"its"

>>211723705
Yeah, otherwise you look like a retard

>>211724048
>otherwise you look like a retard
Like when you conflate "it's" and "its"

LOL!

>>211722737 (OP)
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