Thread 211722738

holodem edish

you now remember jodie marsh and louie spence

just hired 14 of the biggest niggas i know to rape diego

who will wank the wankers?

>>211722643
Ye I'd probably ask for a shag

>>211722764
who

>>211722764
she wants a treadmill sponsorship

nth for the gyaldem

>>211722719
nothingeverhappensbros can't stop winning
the ofcom palaver will be the same

lads would you shag your mum if she was down for it be honest

fancy a good documentary, any going?

>>211722764
would still stick it up her

BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PljM8E5lTf0

Getting fucking harassed by the cunts on r/casualuk because I said air shows are a waste of fuel, distress animals, inconvenience locals and endanger pilots for no fucking reason other than a few spackers can look at the sky and go "wow a place".

They're fucking pointless and unnecessary fuck those Reddit cunts I thought Reddit loved the environment and shit

fuck sake lads dogbergs got on the counter again

I don't even watch the news any more. Every story is "Trump threatens to..." or "Iraq planning to..." but LITERALLY none of it ever happens.

>>211722833
*takes drag from pipe*
idiocracy

>>211722833
Kidulthood

There's a Dollar General store just up the road from me, and there's another Dollar General store about a mile up the road from that one, and there's yet another Dollar General store up the road still about 3 or 4 miles from that. Does this sort of thing happen in the UK?

>>211722846
could be doxxable lad

>>211722854
how's he done that then

>>211722855
it's all a mental prison

>>211722833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-f_J6hV-g

There’s something inside me.
It’s hard to expłain.

>>211722764
The Supreme CBD grift is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen
The list of people who have promoted this crap reads like a who's who of people that would get the piss taken out of them on Bo Selecta if it were still going

keep flying into a rage and can feel my heart racing

>>211722865
No. We don’t have dollar generals.
Obviously. Daft yank.

>>211722873
My Reddit is already common knowledge here mate

toil tomorra so I'm spending the day watching films

>>211722842
Ireland is the one nation that deserves mass immigration

got the carts of darkness on, what the fuck is this?

>>211722921
are you gonna appear on ebin's youtube channel?

>>211722865
there are quite a few poundlands here but they abandoned everything being a pound a few years back
a lot of them are set to close now though because the company has been sold for £1 funnily enough

>>211722801
jodie marsh used to be a glamour model
louie spence used to be on a tv programme about a dance school

>>211722846
this is your most based post

>>211722920
You know exactly what I meant. Are there Poundlands separated from each other by about a mile?

What ever happened to lazy genius Aussie?

>>211722949
didnt ask tho

i don't know what i need

Howling

>>211722854
get him broiled up on the hob

>>211722944
Maybe idk. My YouTube days are over to be honest I gave it a go it wasn't for me. I'm into digital art now digital art all the way

>>211722950
Thanks yeah I am based fuck those freaks

>>211722933
cinema

>>211722983
>tell me old man, what is it that i need!?

Driving my big nigger train and pulling the cord attached to 200 niggers necks instead of my big nigger train horn across the tracks with 1 million niggers tied to

>>211722846
bullied everywhere you go. Maybe it's a you problem

>>211723007
sacked tranner onamadone

>>211722846
we need pilots for the war with russia, xis

>>211723025
ofcom ain't liking this post

>>211722894
yeah love browsing the comments of these tweets and it's like oh yeah i remember when this person was famous in 2004

feel out of breath for no reason...this is it lads

all I do these days is play video games and I don't even enjoy them anymore
need to get a clue

kill kier starmer

>>211723007
sacked tranny posting screenshots of his dogshit reddit posts in an attempt to become and even bigger lolcow

>>211723055
5g chip kicking in

>>211723056
Have you played Ghost of Tsushima? I'm playing it now and loving it. Also playing Kingdom Hearts 1 and about to start Neverland also a VERY good game

>>211723079
can you say that?

hate stepping on slugs and snails accidentally in the dark outside feels so terrible ending a life so carelessly

>>211723025
strong post, good post

>>211723056
time to download another video game

ofcom making fake posts to justify shutting us down

>>211723109
Play CP 2077

>>211723053
>"anxiety and depression"
the biggest meme of the 21st century

>>211723103
been told australia doesnt have slugs

>>211723007
:skull::skull:

>>211723130
>CP
bloody nonce bastard

>>211723130
Alri GCHQ

love when catberg's giving himself a bath and he bites himself and makes that farting noise with his mouth

>>211723103
Me and friends when we children killed hundreds of snails in one go to clear out his 'den'. Still feel bad. We were executing them on some rusty old nail.

>>211723130
I'm not a nonce x

>>211722854
Hope it puts its bum germs all on the counter and stove and all your loved ones get exotic brain parasites and become drooling vegetables especially whoever owns the Barbie water bottle

just seen an ad for cheese where a bloke took a bite out of a cheese toastie and made a face like he'd spaffed in his pants
overselling if you ask me

starting the booze session now
will be perusing some clubs later for obese women to shag

>>211723145
Mad that he’s hated more on reddit than here

>>211723103
once kicked a hedgehog by accident walking in the dark
felt sick afterwards

mad how peng america is

>>211723007
>-1
screaming

>>211723140
considered a delicacy here

mad how trump is working his way toward an unironic 3rd term and everyone is powerless to stop it

>>211723183
That's my four year old sister mate, awful thing to say

didn't ask, don't care

how do they make guinness so creamy

>>211723206
was there about 10 years ago and there was this pervasive tense politically-charged atmosphere everywhere you went, can only imagine what it's like these days, the yanks should just have a civil war and get it over with

I asked. I care. You look handsome today lad.

just cheadled myself

>>211723185
a good cheese toastie will do that to you tbf

>>211723245
cared enough to post

>>211723217
Based hope he does it

>>211723251
nitrogen bubbles instead of co2 bubbles

odds I go out now to get cans for grim alkie twat toil
evens I stay in and play video game

cheadled to meet you

>>211723217
the same ones supporting him are the ones who were convinced Obama was going to be a dictator

>>211723025
daring

>>211723277
do both haha :D

>>211723185
He's burning his palate mate
Though the use of a yacht rock power ballad does suggest to some extent that he's going to shag it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wJzNZ1c5C9c

>>211723277
go get booze and then drink it while playing games
i'm going to do this

star grangled banner

>>211723206
it's really not that great
a strong, rich country but fuck me they don't know how to use it

>>211723258
well this was for beqa cheese and i'm more of a devondale man myself
also a cheese toastie is not complete without tomatoes and onions, and perhaps a bit of chicken salt if you're really going all out

>>211723268
he's having north korea style military parade for his birthday and suspended habeas corpus. no hope about it . it's happening. the funny part is so called democrats never actually cared if he does

>>211723277
odd dubs so you have to get double the cans you usually do

Just realized maggot and faggot are very similar words

antipodean containment hours
(12AM-3PM)

>>211723206
we should've never let them go, I need a condition free visa to travel north america for 6 months

Sir maggot faggot

have to drink heavily because its the only way i can cope with my retarded ass useless overwatch teammates

The scrandemic

america will be a unironic dictatorship in your life time

mewing gay porn

Brits will probably never have to deal with the weekly horror of finding a little pink gecko all smooshed up in the door jamb

wanking to all the tel aviv missile videos

>>211723338
peng, weren't talking about the biomass

>>211723375
CHECK before you close the door

>>211723352
elton john's done a number on that

>>211723379
most retarded way to spell mcallister

just when I thought I ran out of wanking material israel fires more bombs on children

>>211723363
Jowl

>>211723379
need to stroke her razor burned fanny

so, this is bruce

debating whether or not to have a wank, not really in the mood but willyberg doth protest too much

leftypol shutting all his windows and curtains to 'keep the heat out'

>>211723379
why are lazy kirsten dunst eyes so sexy. should be more of a sign of disability

Not surprised that cheer have moved to having thinner cheese slices like bega do
A much better serving than their previous half centimetre flavour pucks

>>211723457
dont rape yourself its always regrettable

>>211723276
need some nitrogen bubbles straight in my brain

>>211723488
>cheer
still calling it coon

Fucking hell
294.2 Kelvin today. Sweltering

>>211723363
Scrim

>>211723404
Not my fault they're little retards

>>211723507
292.2 Kelvin here mate

>>211723488
>cheer

why does youtube always hide your 'your mix' playlist literally the only way to get the up to date version is to be randomly recommended it

>>211723491
if i don't i'll start texting escorts

Buy her game

>>211723461
whilst sipping away at his flask of cucumber water only drinking to the markings

>>211723363
boar

Just unleashed a poobert

>>211723363
heowosning

going to gym. anyone want any gains bringing back?

another dtfic spam sesh is it

>>211723543
it's actually for weeing into.

>>211723534
you can do a search for your mix or my mix and it'll bring it up at the top

>>211723583
no thanks mate, big enough already

>>211723539
wanted to play this cause cause im perverted but probably wait for it to be cracked

>>211723363
Okds

wish people would stop handing me flyers for shit i have no interest in, i take it to be polite and then it just ends up as rubbish i have to clean out of the back of my car

lads I swear this is a true story
>yesterday in my house in london
>absolutely fucking boiling hot
>so hot that I couldn't even do any work
>flashforward to today in my house
>it's not that hot
>but I don't have any work to do because it's Saturday

mad that aye?

what does mewing gay porn even mean

>>211723363
Bombobulatimso

>>211723611
Mad how you've stolen some of my life making me read that give it back

>>211723611
I'm outside your house in ladywell

>>211723543
What's the point in levels when the bottle is opaque

got the deltarune yuri on

>>211723363
Abercrombing

>>211723632
rum name for a suburb that
I'd have called it ginbillabong

This post is extremely low quality.

>rum
shut the fuck up

father's day tomorrow

>>211723363
Roflmaoingtons

>>211723682
he's going to love the single whatsapp message i send him

>>211723363
Gyaogpprmijnon

scran

right wisdom tooth is starting to bother me

more like father's gay

>>211723363
Nsokqwpkdjfnwikdnfjjs

>>211723707
he must hate you

>>211723678
meaningless rule

l'm so bored all the time

more like retarded tooth

>>211723724
ktim about a week or so back
just have to wait for it to break though enough of gumberg

>>211723765
he loves me unconditionally as per the unwritten contract of parenthood

>>211723363
Geangoflosnsnodlfijg

>>211723771
ktim

what if we became bfs

>>211723363
Howloknsjdifjnfmgpginong

leftypol shagging his fit mum
rorke getting nonced by his dad

>>211723716
looks like a long dead vagina

bradley posting is officially dead

>>211723821
just saw this down the co-op

>>211723808
where you live?

>>211723363
oh my dayyyss

>Talking with people
>Think of something to say
>Wait for them to stop talking so I can speak
>They never stop
>Someone else jumps in before they finish
>Just stand there like a spastic saying nothing the entire time
>Everyone thinks I’m weird or autistic
Sick of it to be honest.

alexis texas vintage wank

*scrungles*

brutally raping a big bowl of spagheti

>>211723859
shut the fuck up already spamming moron

>>211723363
rooooaoorkng

Melty

>>211723363
shutthefuckuping

ChatGPT confirming that I am indeed emotionally wounded

eaten some covent garden chicken soup just then

you won't get away with this rorke

reckon it's been nine years to the day since i last consumed flesh

>>211723363
poooooosocnrhajsbmsoaufngn

Just done my daily duolingo
18 days now

>>211723920
if you've ever even so much as asked chatgpt a single question you aren't making it into the afterlife btw
no heaven or hell or purgatory your soul just gets destroyed and you get the eternal reddit atheist void

>>211723355
an*

>>211723966
not how it works

>>211723363
mongongonolonomongling

off to shops for crisps

>>211723966
bizarre post
ai can be extremely helpful it doesnt make you a 'reddit athiest' for using it

>>211723982
>>211723996
hey i didnt make the rules dont shoot the messenger

>>211723891
got a boner not gonna lie

>>211723970
this is the peak of democrat resistance

>>211723363
fartroaring

>>211723994
get me some hula hoops please mate x

>>211724017
silence false prophet

>>211723363
pfftosingmiajanskekfjnckgn

mods can you please do your job

>>211724031
Good taste lad that's what I'm buying

>>211723363
ksospaksbebebajaopekfncbcidopapsjdnfb

ban on crisps went into effect today

cooking soon
pastosotto bake

DTFIC spamming again

>>211723363
hwyauauuut

>>211724125
me? doing king prawn fried rice
now i will go get the rice prepared
or i will not be having king prawn fried rice

Consider semen retention.

Uni ate a whole chicken today.
Chicken boy!

Jews

xvideos is going downhill these days, too many videos got removes and not enough long ones
might switch to xhamster they seem to have more full length videos, only reason i don't use it is because of all the weird cuck shit
spankbang is best but they don't have much as much content

better things is a great show and best of all makes the idea of having 3 daughters seem sexy as fuck .lets just say if mikey maddison was my daughter she wouldnt survive

>>211724243
idk how you can watch it
i just imagine the hordes of dirty pajeets cooming to white women on it
horrid

right *slaps belly* time to make food and drink beer

>>211723363
Cekmsnanfkkkfning

>>211724243
they've stopped uploads on spankbang and now it's just mainstream shite

If someone is arrested 3 times in their lifetime, upon the 3rd instance they ought to just be shot.
Parasites to society wasting MY money.

>>211724266
at least they didn't delete their old content, there are thousands of 3 hour long DVD uploads there
plus candid stuff which gets removed from everywhere else

>>211724271
imagine trusting the police to not falsely arrest anyone they don't like

>>211724243
dis nigga the porn professor

>>211723363
Gromwooandndifmmgonso

Spankbang is an ad infested shithole, even with adblock on

ban bradley spam

sarrrr i coom to the white women on the free porn sites sar good and free sar good morning

you would cringe your nut off if you saw how i watch porn

>>211724310
fine on my machine

>>211724304
me

>>211724140
>>211724265
>>211724306

eating tinfoil

>>211724271
Big proponent of America's three strikes laws. Lets be honest if you get convicted three times you're a total fuck up and drain on society. Get them hard labouring for the rest of their life.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-strikes_law

>>211724310
spankers is good for camgirl recordings but it keeps spazzing out for me
often times the videos will refuse to play, sometimes page refreshes fix it other times it won't

>A sadistic Scotch mother who helped run a barbaric global monkey torture ring can today be unmasked as horrifying new details of her crimes emerge.
>Natalie Herron, 39, an obese mother-of-two from Airdrie, Lanarkshire, was jailed this week for more than two years for her role in a twisted network that paid for the grotesque torture and execution of baby monkeys.
>She shared hundreds of harrowing videos and images, including scenes where monkeys were crucified, dipped in boiling oil, and attacked with machetes.

Ultra Masculine Whitegirl Playlist while you're on your way to testicular torsion surgery
270k views 1 month ago

Chinese wife bashing me on the head with a wok and telling me to go clean the living room.

the new york zionist queers are paying women not to talk to me

do you have an airing cupboard?

the bible in chinese in one ear and mozart in the other

>>211724457
Looks good for 39 to be fair

>>211724457
mad how the main audience of this is middle aged white women who cant explain why they enjoy it but do on a primitive level, weird stuff

>>211724402
incredibly autistic way to look at things

Omg is that PORN? Lmfao HORNY? Like my cock and balls and cum and wanking? Tits and ass and pussy and butthole?! AHAHAHAH SOOOO FUNNY!!! PORN!

blonde hair and blue eyes are feminine features

>>211724509
How many strikes are you on?

might uh... might go for a walk... yes... a little walk... to the shop... possibly for cans... yes...

>>211724519
disgusting

>>211724457
i've seen the videos. they were posted on /gif/. not good.

>>211724243
we won't be able to use it for long, fill your external hard drives up

>>211724288
they've deleted quite a lot coom kino

>>211724532
none because i'm a good boy
now get back to your virgin map game power fantasies or whatever the fuck, go on shoo

>>211724457
Don't understand the impulse behind the people who like these videos
Not sure I want to either

Don’t really get it. People are wanking to baby monkey snuff videos?

How sad and hopeless must your life be that you're panicking about not being able to watch porn anymore?

GOTT STRAFFE ISRAEL

>>211724569
there's an industry for people who want to see monkeys in indonesia and similar places get tortured or other demented shit

>>211724569
it's mostly women. only other explanation is that only women get caught.

i have just been savagely gaped by BAMEs

watching a joi in my private porno theater

>>211724271
Norman patrician genes

>>211724542
what was the thread name?

>>211724554
Criminal scum

>>211724574
You’ve spent the last half hour of your life posting pictures of Bradley Walsh and spamming on your keyboard. Pipe down lad

>>211724380
Wondering if men should wear hats a lot again like men used to do

>>211724457
mad how this has been such a persistent internet phenomenon

just edged in the shower instead of wanked because i thought we were having a bbq today but it turns out it's tomorrow so i could have wanked properly

>>211724604
@GCHQ

>>211724632
I guinea believe it!

>>211724590
what kind of autistic nonce thought the noncey anime shit was necessary here

>>211724604
/rekt/ or animal rekt
saw the monkey getting blow torched and one put in a blender slowly
not good for the soul

what the actual fuck is the dtfic doing
even worse than his usual schizo meltdown

>>211724626
nah imagine how much time and money we save now that we don't have to spend it putting on or taking off our hats and setting them on the hatrack

>>211724595
>>211724598
Yeah but why? They wanking to it? Or just looking at it and going “yeah, that monkey died a cruel and painful death. bloody great stuff can’t wait for another”?

>>211724590
h8 zionists but not comforatble with ui-chan dancing to this

not very cute girls doing cute things

>>211724247
grim rapist freak
utterly bizarre u can be such a vile rapist and sitll like such an avowedly feminist show

>>211724632
CK3 is good for a while but it becomes way way too easy once you outpace the AI

>>211724668
Don't enable the monkey abusers

>>211724680
sadism

never pooed before, nobody showed me how

This morning at 8.51am Keir Starmer sent a UK military Voyager KC3 air-to-air refuelling plane from the UK base on Cyprus.
It flew over Lebanon, Israel and Syria before turning off its transponder over Iraq.
It was flying in direction of Iran, and it’s in the sky now.

In other words: The British RAF is refueling Israeli war planes in the skies above Iraq before the Israeli jets illegally enter Iranian airspace.
We, the UK, are literally committing acts of war against Iran, unannounced to both the British public.
This is classified information, not made public, not voted on in parliament, that we aren't supposed to know.
The only reason we know it's happening is because the RAF retards didn't turn off their transponders until they were already almost at their final destination.

>Remember le 2000s? Remember watching le Papa Roach YouTube AMVs? S0VL
2000s were literally a zogged zionist neocon wet dream.

9/11, Middle East wars for Israel, Patriot Act, "made in China" products, neoliberalism, dot-com burst, 2008 crisis, SUVs, Walmart, McDonalds, blingshit pop wiggerdom (Lil Jon, 50 Cent, Eminem), Bush and the Blair creature, Telecommunications Act, neocons, Paris Hilton, women getting logos tattooed on their asses, movies starting to use too much CGI, Soilennialism, crappy remakes/sequels to 80s movies, chemtrails, Zombie Simpsons, Dane Cook/Will Ferrel "humor", trucker hats, popped collars, "reality TV" degeneracy, rock became ProTools sellout buttrock.

>>211724622
Struck a nerve, did I?

Think hard about your life and how you react to game show host pictures on 4chan

>>211724668
fucking grim

>>211724727
>>211715161

>>211724724
Why do we insist on helping Israel when they wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire

>>211724724
The UK and its military are just tools in the jews toolbox

>>211724736
sting them all up by a rope

Anyone who abuses animals should face death penalty by torture

>>211724754
>they wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire
They have done that to us before to be fair, it was called Black Wednesday

>>211724727
agree for the most part
it was still comfier than now tho

when i was a kid i used to watch this one youtube video of a baby elephant being attack by his mother and then being separated from her by the zookeepers and it zooms in and shows the baby elephant crying, used to watch that a lot

>>211724754
mossad has blackmail on every politician in the western world

>>211724754
The relationship between your country and my country to israel is one of slave and master not friends helping each other

>>211724805
weird ass nigga

>>211724805
your dad wasn't very present during your formative years was he

>>211724777
Not my problem.

>>211724833
>>211724833
>>211724833

>>211724754
they're a de facto western outpost in the middle east

>>211724842
>>211724842
>>211724842