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Hospitalized edition

YOU CAN TELL ME THAT YER DOG RAN 'WAYYYYY
but then you tell me that it took 3 days

My poonis
My poonis
My poonisis on fire

BROS
CAITLYN JENNER IS STUCK IN ISRAEL
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

It would be crazy if I said I would never smoke crack

Why does Cab Calloway look like mexican?

>>211730293
He doesn't

>>211730293
He’s just a mulatto or something

>>211730341
he does

What is the first thing you notice when you look at this image?

>>211730446
That moustache is crazy

Happy birthday Mr president

>>211730469
that sharp computer. we had a sharp tele some 35 years ago

>>211730469
Her fatceps are huge. She is going to be 300lbs soon

Biceps? What are you, a FAGGOT? How about straightceps

>>211730469
the boy holding the computer

I've known a lot of latinos who look just like him.

>>211730293
>>211730446
i dont look like that

>>211730705
Do you look like this?
>>211730655

would a Mexican girl go with a white boy like me on a date?

>>211730705
yes you do

>>211730524
>>211730538
>>211730584
Personally I noticed her nipple first

>>>/vg/527415047
taking cash bets on if this is jason or not

>>211730705
Do you look like this

Latinos look like this

drinking covfefe

>>211731049
LatinX people come in all shapes, sizes, colors
It’s beautiful

i want this chinese food but it always gives me diarrhea

>>211730983
>>211730772
>>211730739
catberg looks like that

i look like this

>>211731106
I love fried rice, I love noodles, I love chow mein

I haven’t seen Iceland poster in ages :’(

Unemployed niggas be like "sorry I'm busy"
Yeah busy jerking off - who do you think you're fooling

>>211731163
what if i am busy jerking off

>>211731163
sorry im busy. busy jerking off in your bussy :DDDD

>>211731163
would you mind if i bothered you while you're trying to jack off?

>>211731142
the brazilian schizo spammer drove him away

My tight bussy drove him away

>>211731315
Fucking police brutality

>>211730469
>bare OSB walls

>>211731371
It’s her nerdcave workshop

after i go pee i wipe my dick with toilet paper so that i dont drip into my panties

Watching Little Fires Everywhere and the Negro single mother with her daughter are elite tier Negros
I wonder if they speak like ratchet Ns in private because they have like a „normal“ accent in the show

>>211730469
is she ethnically german?

>>211731503
Finger my assho

>>211731479
why are you wearing panties?

>>211731504
She’s an Italian goddess from Turin

reading a book

>>211731315
skill issue

>>211731536
it's my preferred undergarment

>>211731598
ewwww

>>211731504
So cute

https://youtu.be/6u94Ca3BMQw

Lunch

>>211731664
Enjoy my dear
I love me some McDonald‘s

>>211731664
no toy?

This nigga sitting in a booth by himself aaaaaaaaaa look at the top of his head

still dehydrated 2bh

How does it feel to be American and have plastic straws again thanks to Mr T

I love taking a fat shit or two (or three) the morning after my cheat day

>>211731758
lol

>>211731942
Poop is mad funny yo

>>211732016
shid from the but :-DDD

>>211732054
It be they own people

>>211732076
You wouldn't get it.b

>>211732054
>political assassinations
what is this, a banana republic?

>>211732054
Demonrat on Demonrat murder

I miss 2009

>>211732264
For me it's 2007

>>211732517
A freak like me….just needs infinity…

>>211732548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8OZux6hp1Q

>>211732054
Vance did this?!

Erm

decades of incel shrimp posture is starting to catch up to me bros

>>211732635
You should marry her to make German-Italo-Japanese Axis babies :^)

>>211732750
i'm incel shrimping right now

>>211732750
Shrimple as that

Laughing at those Canadian idiots who went to Egypt to protest

>>211732750
ktim started to try and fix it waaay too late

>>211732768
I wonder what a country of people with this genetic makeup would be like

>>211732826
I find it hard to believe that actual Canadians would do this in any significant numbers. Most or all of them are probably Arab migrants. Even that Gaza ship with Greta on it was basically all Arabs other than Greta

I can't believe Greta is now a chud icon

>>211732903
The two historical hapa populations are Latinx folx (Siberian+Spanish) and Turkic peoples. So probably something like Mexico or Kazakhstan.

>>211732906
I think there were a bunch of Brits

My eyes have seen the glory

and the horror

Metal Gear Solid V is the most disappointing game ever made

>>211733162
it wasn't the fully realised vision since kojimbo and konami were bickering non stop

Tim Walz appointee is the suspect in the murders, how will he recover from this?

>>211733039
/ourgirl/

>>211733354
I kneel

>>211733354
uh sorry sweaty being anti zionist doesn't mean anti semitic

>>211733118
I always thought it was weird the emphasis christians put on being afraid of God. You're supposed to be afraid of him and also consider yourself his slave.
Sometimes it seems like Christians don't actually love their God they just are afraid to go to hell and be tortured, so they'll do anything. No normal person would accept being a slave to anyone for no reason

>>211733496
ywn win antisemite of the week

Is this the most divided we've been since the Civil War, or are the 60's still worse?

If you wanna feel like a celebrity as a white person just learn a few brown words
Indog girls will worship you if you call them sayanguk and all the mexicans and arabs at worknadore me bc i say hasta manana and salamalaikum

First prize? Antisemite of the week award. Second prize? Set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.

Watching Last of the Mohicans, this movie is so comfy I might jerk off

Terrone here
Here's a picture of the woman off hinge I had sex with

>>211733752
Nice one ragazzzzz
State of her anus?

Cumfart cocktails

>>211733812
>>211733836
Jealous

>Jews launching missiles at Iranians
>Political assassinations
>Nationwide protests (probably riots soon)
>Chud in chief sending in military to stop them
>Glowies in vans taking people off the street who critize Israel
Never happening fags btfo

>euros can leave their window open and not have to worry about bugs
FML

>>211733937
Palantir

true

>>211733942
Um what makes you think that

>>211733942
That must really bug you

>>211733937
Also Iranians (or (((Iranians)))) are gonna bomb the parade tonight and kill hundreds. US will have boots on the ground in Iran by Monday.

thinking of semen

I lived to see the shah fall
Now I’ll live to see the Mullah fall

>>211733937
>Jews launching missiles at Iranians
nothing new
>Political assassinations
see above
>Nationwide protests (probably riots soon)
same as what happened during the coof, they come and go without any significant change
>Chud in chief sending in military to stop them
military intervention for rioting is normal for the USA, has happened under many presidencies
>Glowies in vans taking people off the street who critize Israel
you have always been faithful to ZOG anyway

what does /cum/ do on the weekends?

Things are progressing fine with a girl. I still miss the one I fumbled tho. She was prettier and her accent alone would get my heart pounding

>>211734254
Interview prep

My surname is DiStefano and who's this nigga trying to steal my swag

>>211734254
Wrenchin
Fishin
Drinkin
Shitpostin
Lately also photographin

when's the parade for supreme leader

>>211734254
i jork my pingus

>>211734227
You will see, something WILL happen.

I wonder if a fly could impale itself by landing on something sharp

All the incels crying and terrone is out smashing hogpuss
Proud of my white brother

>>211734363
who's malaponte?

>>211734254
i post on /cum/ all day

>>211734395
sorry but I'm holding the line

Do you find that odd when you skinny ass dudes with fat gf couples in the streets?

>>211734469
Right? Imagine if people could see your other fetishes while you're just walking down the street

I signed up for an Amazon credit card about 2 years ago and now I have almost $300 in credit.

>>211734469
not really. what can a guy do if half of all women are fat.

>>211734406
Such as your pencil dick???

>>211734542
I mean won't the skinny dude get crushed under the fat whale?

>>211734558
why are you being rude?

>>211734723
because this is 4chan o algo

Gonna make switchel

Why do maga chuds keep getting mad at me on x.com when I call them gay?

>>211734679
no. a fat bitch is usually only like 190 pounds

>>211734723
I thought it was funny/edgy but not in a mean way because of how ridiculous the image of a penis so thin and spiky is that a fly could get impaled on it
Sorry my dear

best dbz villain

post white women

i havent been masturbating much lately

>>211732826
>Canadian idiots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

I is the Kingfish

>>211734869
they know its homophobic to use as an insult

>>211734869
why are you a faggot though?

>>211734966
who is kingfish

>>211735040
character from the hit 1930s radio show Amos & Andy

>>211735040
Vladimir... Makarov....

>>211734257
Someone help please. How to deal with this feeling? I know she isnt coming back

why are women so bad at kissing?

Did you guys know that today's protests are entirely funded by the heir to Walmart, a literal billionaire who is just mad that Trump told them to eat the tariff costs

>>211735101
Tongue sucking is goated thoughever

>>211735019
Still trying to figure that out

It doesn't really look Japanese

>>211735299
those hands are...uhh...

>>211735299
I would eat her sushi if you know what i mean

>>211735299
thats a man dawg

odds shower
evens dont shower

filipino men are all flamers, filipino women are all whores

My swisher sweet but my sig sauer

>>211735351
good you needed a shower u STANK homie

>>211735101
how would you know you're a khhv

>>211735277
for like, a minute and then yeah

>>211735299
There is this obviously Thai plastic surgery’d to death OF slut and she says she’s half Dutch half Japanese

>>211735299
Filipinx

Happy Farter’s day cumsters

would you eat a dick cone?

>>211735447
For like an hour

All fish are cannibals.

Black cutie, Fuck!

>>211730106
Have you had sex with any black women recently?

I must not fall for black kweens.

I haven't had sex with a black woman in quite a while, many years at this point. oh well

>>211735759
I've never had sex period.

>>211735789
why not though?

>>211735549
This I’ve made out with a bitch like this for at least half an hour. Good times

>>211735809
Because I just didn't. Never got into a relationship.

>>211735855
were you in high school...

>>211735876
khhv?

>>211735948
>a literal woman is more muscular than me
grim

jai hindi

>>211735985
you can achieve that in like 4 months as a guy

>>211735895
No this was last month

>>211736064
>>211736064
>>211736059
i look like this thoever

>>211736047
bloody bitch basterd

hello cummers do you like cum

I hate white supremacy

inshallah we will have our revenge

>>211736161
cummies cum

Iranian elite decimated
Israel unphased
retaliatory attacks a nothingburger

>>211736218
towards whom ?

>>211736161
leaf semen? usually a hit or miss. sometimes it tastes like maple syrup, other times rather putrid.

I sent a message to a black girl that her chocolate skin was nice on ( Hinge) I feel like was cringe though.

>>211735299
looks like a ladyboy

Gas station freshly made food is getting better
ive been buying some of the freshly made sandwhiches/wraps at Mavericks, and desu they're surprisingly good

Chicken jockey

Perfect gf just dropped

Only watch Al Jazeera standing up

lame thread

A woman complaining about male manipulators is a failure of a woman. You're losing to someone whose IQ drops 30 points seeing you without a bra.

>>211736361
mind spicing it up?

>>211736361
Do you know what's really lame?

>>211736318
Oh they love when a cute white boy does that

i only watch destiny

>>211736393
His wheelchair bound mother??

>>211736382
yeah we saw that tweet

>>211736430
I didn't see it...

>>211736430
Didn’t see it either

>>211736438
>he doesn't have the /cum/ algorithm
ngmi

Plan for today:
>clean bathroom & trash stuff underneath sink
>laundry
>check fluid lvls in car & put air in tires
>gym
>taco bell
>goon o'clock
>4chan o'clock
>sleep

>>211736398
>a cute
giving a lot of credit here

I wish I had gotten her anons. I even started seeing a future with her :(

my neck hurts so much today bros :(

The $45 million spent on this military parade could have instead been used to pay the salaries of numerous NOAA scientists, NASA scientists, and/or PhD candidates who are no longer employed/funded.

>>211736615
you have a wannabe dictator as president now

That $45 million spent on this military parade could have been spent on buying 1/10 of a F22 Jet
Tragic innit?

Why is Hinge trying to pair me up with blacks?

>>211736736
to make u not be a rayciss (assuming you're white)

>Hinge
More like Cringe

>>211736615
Lol Trump made you niggas have a military parade?

>>211736785
for his birthday lol

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>211736785
military parades are based, simple as

How different would’ve life been with her
Do you anons think about things like this? A single text from her used to make my day. I get plenty of messages but they do nothing

>>211736720
It could have killed over 1.2 Iranians

I’m gonna go get some diet soda or I’ll wanna hang myself again

I farted while peeing and a little poo came out

>>211737045
>her
who?

>>211737045
Yeah but it is what it is and I like how my life has turned out so far

A lot of fun opening up mainstream media and watching them freak out
>It is literally over
>This is so bad we are in a crisis of Bad
>Fascism Now: Hitler has Arisen from his Coffin
>This is only the beginning
Jews are really having a hysteric fit rn, great entertainment

I coulda had class
I coulda been a contender
I coulda been somebody

might initiate the arduous process of cooming

>>211737341
Mega cope, if faggot don grows balls and tells pissrael to kick rocks then I'll recant but yea mega cope

>>211737198
So it’s kinda the same for me. I came from a broken home with alcoholic dad and currently am comfortably upper middle class. Did everything myself. I just feel like I always get the short end of the stick. Like whatever comes naturally to people, I’ve to work a lot for the same which pisses me off so much that I feel like I should just hang myself. Like shit shouldnt be so hard

>>211737394
Cope about what? Every mainstream news outlet is like this

>>211737134
The girl that I wanted to be with. I would’ve posted her name but its extremely unique

>>211737421
Womp womp

NO KINGS
NO KINGS
NO KINGS
NO KINGS

>>211737565
True, I think we actually need a Caesar

>>211737565
True, i think we actually need a Fuhrer

>>211737720
cuck mentality. imagine not only being OK with being under some old farts boot but actively advocating for it.

Is there a name for that pose when your elbows are on a table/armrest and your fingers on both hands are touching?

>>211737801
The people calling for this are too historically illiterate to grasp the implications

>>211737801
>imagine not only being OK with being under some old farts boot but actively advocating for it
can you explain how that is different that what we're currently doing

did something happen

>>211737801
idk my guy, this fuhrer person seems quite a bit younger than the last few presidents

>>211737968
hey don't post pictures of me on /cum/

It's crazy how war do be happening

>>211737474
Beautiful fish

>>211738155
war is bad
it makes me sad...

>>211738227
damn... never thought about it like that

War, what is it good for?

Was at the beach today almost died from exhaustion you almost lost the only real nigga in /cum/

I think humans aren't smart enough to escape earth without first killing ourselves

>>211738310
ok baywatch

>>211738376
>Ok....uhhh something beach related o algo
YIKES!

>>211737801
>imagine not only being OK with being under some old farts boot but actively advocating for it.
True
https://youtu.be/lEFt-rD8gro

>>211737872
He's obviously joking you sanctimonious retard

>>211738411
ok brian wilson

>>211738414
Kind of sad in retrospect
I think it was all his wife’s doing she kept pushing him to stay in office

Also saw a bunch of hot Russian milfs at the beach one even looked at me and smiled as I walked past her

israel just bombed iran

>>211738474
Teheran will burn
t. Katz

>>211738467
it was his cabinet. Having Biden as the figurehead meant they had a free reign to do whatever they wanted

I hope to see Hunter Biden as president one day

It's weird when you're talking to someone & assume they're white only for them to reveal they're half something else
Had it happen on multiple occasions. i was talking to this guy who looked white to me only for him to reveal he was half filipino
Another time a guy who looked white & had a white name but told me he's half chinease

>>211738607
Why not Beau

>>211738685
Isn't he dead?

>>211736319
I can it must be lying

>>211738737
dude look at his hands

>>211738723
They could do a weekend at Bernie's kind of thing just like they did w/ Joe

>>211738723
Perfect candidate to secure the graveyard vote!

drinking some greek decaf coffee i just bought, listening to ivana jordan, reading serbian epic poems. what are you guys up to?

>>211738786
Serbs wrote poems about drinking Russian jizz?

>>211738723
Not like he will be any worse at the job than his daddy

>>211738786
Im going to a street food festival thingie tomorrow and will buy cevapi yummm

holy cow

>>211738914
Blind..

>>211738448
Well excuuuuuuuuuse me!

Average at the local protest is 80

>>211738914
Imagine eating her pussy and ass after an intense playoff game (before she showers)

>>211739036
I would!

>>211739013
80 years old?

>>211739062
No 80 sandwiches high

>>211738914
She doesn’t look Indian

>>211739102
80 sandwiches wide you mean

Bros
Thinking about dem beanz

>>211739220
dis nigga!

a million beers

These protestors seem very antisemitic

who you got

>>211739288
the next jeet/paki war will be fought over pissrael

elong throttling chud accounts on xitter
seems the big dog mossad is planning something

Pakistan Zindbad

Jai Hind

>>211739328
possibility of false flag today: fairly high

remember when libs were obsessed with hamilton?

Would you let her bully and humiliate you (consensually)?

NEW
>>211739395

>>211739220
ayoooooooooo dis nigga eating beanz XD

>>211739415
yes (probably)

>>211739415
i don't like asian feet because they don't have a smell

>>211733496
Israelis think it does

>>211733611
This is worse

Reminder that Israel is going to fall within the next 20 years, the world will not end, and Christianity's end times mythology will be rendered impossible, disproving the religion.

>>211740211
current israel is not the israelites of the bible thoughever so it won't mean anything.

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