Thread 211733866

Please forgive me janny edition

14 porcelain
14 onyx

every time the janny cries
stick my finger in the janny's eyes

whats going on here >>211733356

ICBM silo lids flinging open in the Poowong countryside

>>211733949
4chan getting banned

You want to know the most disturbing thing?
/brit/ will not die when the ban comes into effect.
oh no, it will continue on long after.
but the only posters will be the insufferable autistic runts with a 4chan pass and VPN, yank posters, and other assorted foreigners

There is a backup chan site created already in case 4chan is banned.
It's called goodintent.uk
Only Brits, Aussies, and new Zealanders can post there

Ofcom, we here at /brit/ believe that immigrants are a benefit to the UK, we believe that anti-semitism must be rooted out forcefully, we believe in equal rights for everyone - including women, global majority peoples, and the LGBTQIA+ minorities

All I can ask of you, is to simply show mercy.

>>211734017
fuck off mate, we're going back to the 'jak

>>211734017
norton going haywire

I'll boot up the IRC channel for us all lads when the ban comes calling

whats going on with this lads neck >>211733584

>>211734069
IRC, grandad?
At least get a matrix room sorted.

all women have an equal right to suck my willy

Probably just go to the sharty if it gets banned like when it got hacked

>>211733866 (OP)
GOOD AFTERNOON ANGLOID NIGGERS

>>211734088
even the trans women?

>>211734073
had skin removed to build a willy

>comment deleted for "racism"
Did Jeff report my post for "kike" or summit? Since when is that breaking the law?

4chan trying to bend the knee to ofcam? They should delete /pol/ first and deal with ChileANO for good during the Club World Cup

>>211734047
That site was complete shite, britfeel runts will force us to use IDs again

>>211734088
but not equal desire

>>211734093
don't see why we'd do anything else tbqh

>>211734017
we're all going sharty mate fuck off with your little dollhouse website

don't forget the porn ban comes in effect in july also. couldn't potentially require you to verify your age on other sites that host adult content such as X and reddit

could use to go to the paki shop

Nth for the gyaldem

>>211734108
~-~wrong~-~

in A.D 2101 war was beginning

>>211734100
wow I haven't seen this webm in a while
did you post on /ecg/ ?

>>211734128
Got VPNberg for that

>>211734128
*could

>>211734017
ngl mate that sounds absolutely diee

>>211734106
I don't report posts but
Say kike one more time
And I might

>>211734108
All true

soyjak is too tryhard, just feels like cunts kidding on to be epic 4channers

>>211734142
stupid whores trying to be anime and failing
vtubers mog them

I HATE the gyaldem

Malaponte here
Just had sex with a girl from hinge

>>211734142
do they all do porn or only some of them?

>mouse cursor has a persisent loading icon for 20 seconds
>browser stops responding
>desktop background goes green, icons flicker and refresh
>windows toolbar stops responding
>click around frantically
>everything returns to normal
what just happened

Adult cis women who are into my little pony or hello kitty are all deeply mentally unwell and have suffered some extensive trauma of some kind
Avoid that shit like AIDs unless you want to deal with constant trips to the psych ward or waking up to being murdered one day

welsh lives matter

>>211734242
i can see her arse crack. just not on is it

>>211734242
maaaaate that's a whale

>>211734242
>brown
>hog

>>211734178
KKKK(King Kaleb Kills Kikes) *in Brazilian*

https://youtu.be/x2xNFX8dRwM

>>211734178
oh fuck off why are we the designated thread for fucking jew-loving jfs.
Just go to /cum/ or /isr/ if you want to worship Jewish ppl

>>211734242
state

>>211734242
theres poo specks in her arse crack

>>211734242
dios mio...

If 4chan is banned I am going to go insane hahaha

>>211734242
ummers

>>211734242
certified hog

just downloaded bluesky x

>>211734242
fathom it
drink it in

>>211734242
timmy's last resort

The girl who does Peppa pigs voice can still do it even though she's 23

Hng

>>211734259
Driver crash would be my guess. Let me guess... AMD GPU?

the watch

notice how plapjak girls always have a slight dark stain between their cracks? its cus they cant fully properly wipe and wash there, and bacteria builds up.
>>211734242

>>211734385
does a rant does he? funny little rant?

Insane how the Covid vaccine was a bioweapon designed to sterilise people.

>>211734259
>windows

>>211734242
when timmy brags about having sex this is what it actually looks like

>>211734259
Ofcom is in control

>>211734195
Gyaldem mog but all other non-baddiedem and affiliate streamers are left in the mud compared to Vtubers

>>211734199
You need a vacation tsundere lad

>>211734253
Only some, Emmy on the left has nout, but Kate on the right has an OF

>>211734385
watched that recently. it's good.

>>211734242
CORRR

>>211734383
doxxable info

>>211734420
nah thats racist rorke
the chinamen were eating the bats

>>211734259
pooja hacking ur computer rn
expect a call from microsoft tech support

>>211734445
can you not be a vtumer troon on one of your 8 million boards?

leftypol still sitting at the kids table well into his 30s

>>211734385
used to thin they were smart when i thought they wrote peep show then realise it was jessie armstrong and that everything mitchell and webb have done outside that is shite

>>211734385
That time he was told he descended from a Scottish Gaelic scholar and said he thinks Scottish people should be exterminated

>>211734242
JAKKED

>>211734499
alternate reality seasidemark

>>211734426
nonce

>>211734512
are you cute irl?
could I have sex with you?

>>211734497
was that the one who were the rapist in baby reindeer

>>211734532
Bro replied to the wrong post :skull:

>>211734560
same applies desu

wiping boogers on my nans forehead

sucking a baby reindeer

playing pokemon drunk because i cant enjoy anything sober anymore

Playing Stellaris x

>>211733902
6 million j's
1 gas chamber

>>211734636
ke tim

>>211734623
it's bogies you yankified freakazoid

uh oh my internets fucked see you lads

>>211734639
only played this once as a fascist xenophobe that went around cracking planets. can't think of any other fun ways to play

>>211734491
anime website inni


>>211734552
no
no

rorke getting his nunchucks confiscated at customs

>>211734242
imagine the smell

>>211734727
not an anime board
not an anime general

love twenty nine year olds

Do people still play Minecraft these days

>>211734636
watching a pokemon tournament sober because I'm not a pathetic alcoholic

leftyrorke in power by 2030

love 2010 year olds

odds: tesco for bits to last me till Monday
evens: asda for petrol and a big shop

>>211734783
Yes

um um um um um um
um >>211734775 um
um um um um um um

>>211734808
i love jesus too

>>211734783
yeah there was a film about it

>>211734805
darkwoke patriots in control

sucking umposters willy while he ums and ahs

>>211734808
remember people arguing over whether it was said "two thousand and ten" or "twenty ten"

Sir National Socialism

>>211734848
Would love to rim him

>>211734865
no I don't remember because I'm not a boring bastard

>>211734775
erm

>>211734897
seek help

>>211734848
who wins the fat fuck competition

>>211734884
how did she not notice it until it touched her eye. women are oblivious bastards. hate them

fucking UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

shagging 90 eight year olds

This post violates United States law.

>>211735029
umm^2

>>211735029 fucking UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM >>211735029

Unlike religion, horoscopes are actually real

>>211735029
um bongo

need her to do a scene with mike adriano

>>211735106
shit loving freak

nonce gimmick has ran riot since the safety bill scare
HAS to be gchq

hope no one fires any missiles at us

>>211735136
this but the opposite

>>211735106
ava thats not normal

>>211735129
its the reichstag all over again

>>211735106
ummy

How are they going to pay the jannies without the lucrative ad revenue the UK posters bring in?

>>211735136
mate all the enemies of the west are MAD. MAD vlad putin and the MAD mullahs. they’re all brainwashed. they’re definitely going to fire missiles at us just because they’re MAD

arsehole for sale or rent
bum to let fifty cents

got my boyfeet out :3

>>211735236
sex

>>211735259
what a slave lmao

>>211735259
aww bless her x

>>211735249
the japanese are a kino race

Israel is a terrorist state

>>211735259
does she watch corrie? x

the new whip

>>211735259
yeah
we know why

I reckon every country ought to be called whatever they call themselves.

Deutschland, Magyarország, Hellas, Falasteen, Zhonghou

don't get how we can have the gall to enforce a name on niggas against their will

just cracked open the last vape liquid im having, the 5mg/ml fizzy cherry
after this, its all over, wont be giving them another penny

90 million people in Iran

doing a listen

western dude japan :O people ruined japanese car racing

>>211735355
reddit

>>211735385
really

>>211735344
screamaging

The British military is actively supporting Israeli terrorists to blow up civilian apartment blocks in Tehran as we speak.
It is British refueling jets on the Iran-Iraq border replenishing the Israeli terrorist supplies.
Starmer has chosen to declare war on Iran without public consent, without parliamentary consent, without following any protocol he has painted a target on the back of every British civilian.
Any even worse, nobody in parliament will dare to question it, the BBC won't cover it, most of what we know is from transmission leaks and flight radar tracking.
I feel like I'm the last sane person in an insane world.

>>211735413
>>211735418
really was reddit yeah

Listening to music that makes me cry

>>211735385
wonder how many zoroastrians are left

>>211735433
utterly thick post

Just up lads
might not get the cans

>>211735433
Starmer is a jew.

>>211735484
cans. now.

>>211735355
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endonym_and_exonym#Exonyms_in_relation_to_endonyms

>>211735471
Labour and/or Zionist propaganda post

typing ebony bwc into xhamster

oh my days

the 5 inch bwc

>>211735496
This is known. His wife has Israeli citizenship and his children speak Hebrew.

>>211735433
israelis have all our politicians blackmailed and under their fingertips

>>211735433
>I feel like I'm the last sane person in an insane world.
there are literally billions of people who want israel blown up into smithereens

I think it is B or D, but I'm gonna use my phone the lads option here

>>211735566
mogs mine (6.5")

>>211735562
just plant some vegetables and raise some cattle lmao

>>211735589
>chris, i'd like to phone a friend here, my good mate mallardmong
>mallardmong?
>yes chris

do you prefer gooning or edging?

starbucks doubleshot espresso down the hatch

>>211735655
do those terms even apply if you solely focus on your prostate

>>211735655
how did a lithuanian reach enough understanding of the english language to be able to distinguish between the two?

>>211735688
what's a doubleshot espresso?
like a double espresso or a quad espresso
i find it hard to believe they serve single shots of espresso

>>211735655
just a good old fashioned wank for me

Vibrating butt plug is turned on and synced to the vibrate feature of my Switch 2 console.
Now it's time to play some Splatoon 3 until I splat my paint all over my gamer chair....

what if you phone a friend and they don't answer

need 3rd party delivery services out of business

why are the egyptians defending the israelis
leftypol is trying his best
ffs

>>211735507
Could take an asprin or something to get rid of the old hangover a bit faster I suppose and et the medium cans

>>211735726
leave a voicemail

>>211735655
https://youtu.be/AfFiCCJwiDI?si=T79w-omID8pGU9gi

>>211735746
how the fuck do you have a hangover at 8 in the evening?
get a fucking grip

>>211735746
the canslad I know would already have this plan in motion

>>211735712
just what it says on the can mate

>>211735736
>visegrad 24

just sick of it all

bro did you know that in palestine they hate gay people? bet you feel really fucking stupid now not supporting israel bro. educate yourself

*grasps my cat's skull in my hand*
*successfully resists the urge to squeeze*

>>211735774
Because I drink from around 10 at night till around 8am and then sleep till around 6om on the weekends, lad

>>211735782
The canslad you knew is dead, lad
He died the day the music did

>>211735342
all of the soap operas lol

popping to jollibee, you want anything?

gonna play darktide
might have some beers too

>>211735851
is she up for a shag? x

>>211735433
good

have you ever been on a hovercraft? did the dover to calais crossing on one once it was the single worst boat experience i've ever had

>>211735841
why aren't you doing the standard 5-10 pattern?
you get any potential hangover sorted by 2-3 in the afternoon

>>211735897
why

resisting the urge to kill myself

>>211735911
good lad, we would miss you x

>>211735906
bit choppy and i was sat next to lady who threw up

>>211735911
Fuck is that invention? Haha.

>>211735856
uno filipina gf please por favor

>>211735901
Ah, I prefer the night to morning drinking since I used to work a night shift a few years ago and got into the habit of it
Something relaxing about going to bed when the toil of the day starts is nice

sticky toffee pudding straight down the gullet

>>211735810
ktim

>>211735996
custard?

brutalised

>>211735911
right now? the best is yet to come, don't want to miss that

>>211735911
:)

well said the united kingdom

mumberg said a family friend was moving and showed me photo
was a Facebook post
40+ comments of "lovely!" "where to?" etc from their friends
you might think I'm sneering -- I'm not. Facebook didn't die for the boomers and they're having as much fun as ever on it
god they really are smug little cunts the lot of them aren't they

>ywn settle down of a Saturday night with Deegs and watch a episode of Noel's House Party together
Why even live!

Llifestyle idea: keep drinking the cans and then have the chips less often but start gymtoiling because why the fuck not, then challenge the LAtvian's husband to a fight to te death and have /brit/ kill him for me

mumberg pissing herself watching not going out

>>211736096
GOOD post
get these benefit scroungers off the teat of public funds
FUCK paying for harry's security detail, if he wants it he can pay it himself

must be loads of stuff going on that I don't know about, mad init ya know

The BBC addicted missus

BREAKING NEWS:
Sir Keir Starmer has said he will introduce mandatory conscription "For our young people and unemployed who lack a sense of identity, British values and public duty".
Sources say that the government is contacting ISPs to identify users of radical right wing and incel websites, as well as the infamous forum 4chan to identify individuals to be enrolled in the "reintegration" program.
Asked in a press conference if individuals would be forced to accept combat or active duty roles, the government said "Britain and her allies currently face a hostile situation, particularly in the Middle East region and all options are being evaluated."

>>211736199
sometimes I think there's prolly crazy shit happening somewhere that we'll never know wabout

creating a simulated world where summer 2006 repeats forever

Had ikea meatballs in gravy with lingonberry jam for dindins

When bald and bankrupt does uk content he's always the most obnoxious cunt
if you don't fucking like it here, fuck off for good

>>211736242
reckon animals do this in the wild all the time or is it cos they're domesticated?

>>211734506
SCVREA,OMG

>>211736289
reckon they're mates yeah

faggot ass yank niggas be callin they dad "sir"

>>211736286
likes the country just doesn't like the government init

>>211736257
Pretty sure i went to legoland windsor that year as a wean, loved it I did

Lads what are some films by modern standards from the last 25 years that might be seen as offensive
I need to test the Latvian
she already did laugh when she thought I meant the indian plan crash isn't a problem since only indians died

so I need to push further

>>211736329
@ofcom @gchq @prevent yeah heres one for you

what's the weirdest fictional alien you would shag?

Bald and Bankrupt is literally a Neo-Nazi. He has publicly stated his hatred for minorities, both brown and LGBT, his hatred for Western governments, and also stated his support for Hitler directly during the Uganda video.

>>211735655
Same thing.

>>211736380
Leela from futurama

crying thinking about the fact I'll never get to play Halo 2 splitscreen with my mates as young lads ever again

>>211736416
not an alien though is she

>>211736411
Za za

>>211736416
right so just a human woman then

>>211736350
where's the best venue to pick up white supremacist baltic birds

>>211736416
she's a mutant mate

>>211736380
popplers from futurama

quite enjoying my new hot weather blanket

>>211736429
>>211736433
>>211736444
she's an alien cyclops, you fuckwits

>>211736380
the gymfu has a nice bum but the other night i got talking to her briefly, and couldn't help but notice her head is shaped a little like a xenomorph from the side
rather like her still tho

If you got bullied as a kid it's because you're overly emotional
If you get bullied as an adult it's because you're a freak

feelin over emotional

>>211736468
Euro. Erika.

>>211736456
come on now

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1749925739510797.webm
which one of you was this

>>211736443
For Canslad, it was simply getting a job with like a 95% female staff

>>211736456
shes a mutant you fuck

got the shellac on

just done a very smelly fart for which i apologise

>>211736498
>Bradworthy

>>211736488
Rebel.

lil tay would get it

>>211736499
must be a shite job then

>>211736547
Boom.

Get that down ya

The American-British-Israeli terror-industrial complex must be brought to its knees by the international proletariat!

tess daly sitting on my face

Close mate revealed he has an 8 inch dick and I can't stop thinking about it

>>211736552
It's nice enough
Make around 80-90k a year depending on if I do any overtime and the last lad to do it was uttertly shite so I'm a bit fo a mitacle, you see

>>211736613
This but unironically

>>211736634
um!!!!

When trannies get their willies removed, what do the surgeons do with the cocks afterwards? Send them away for research? Incinerate them?

only nonces get posts that end in 7

>>211736634
the black mate is it

>>211736669
They post them to me and I gobble them up

>>211736611
Eating alone fella?

>>211736693
based willy gobbler

>>211736683
Boom.

>>211736499
>job with like a 95% female staff
ktim
No one talks to me though

>>211736691
nah, he's 5'6 has long hair and is bi

peter grangleson

>>211736729
Boom. Capture it!!! Stop. Add. Stop.

>>211736669
They don't remove the penis generally, lad
nsfw pictures
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/vaginoplasty-for-gender-affirmation

>>211736718
Still don't know what ktim means and it makes me sad, lad
But talk to the others. Might get yourself a toilSadhbh

oh my days forgot to fill my cat's water bowl she's been without a drink all day
fucking hell i should be arrested

>>211736707
feel like you were having a dig at him here instead of asking a genuine question

wonder if anti-depressants would fix me

>>211736721
Oh you mean Jakob?

>>211736781
A better diet would

>>211736781
you might be the first

>>211736767
ktim means kek time

>>211736833
>>211736833
>>211736833

>>211736767
ktim mean okay timmy (demonym of a /brit/ user)

>>211736842
btfo, i'm afraid

>>211736767
It means krayzee, that is myself
Seems like none of them are single but that can't be the case surely

>>211736765
>>211736765
>>211736765

>>211736842
get raped to death

>>211736842
>[Deleted]
kek time

Jannie sending that paddy freak flying

>>211736721
Time for you to offer him a blowy