>>211736839Of course an Australian would be having disgusting food like that
PE
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noel looking fine
>>211736839good morning pooja harshit
What's Ruby "Bones" Granger doing right now?
must be a mad feeling writing a song and playing it to a crowd who sing every lyric back to you
>>211736898he looks tasty
Going to watch Lookner broadcasting the missiles flying and the Mexicans chimping in just 5 minutes time
>>211736894for 76 he looks unreal
love wine need it up my gobhole
>>211736937*heems him against a wall*
Very sad the idea of some lad posting his indian on /brit/ hoping to get a few corr posts in reply and instead just having someone point out he's eating alone
>>211736977>pictured: diego at 11:99pm on a thursday just before it ticks over to friday
>>211737000Yeah that was pretty fucking shite of that cunt to do
Hope his knob gets diseased and falls off
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
>>211736765 (OP)a... NORMAL /brit/ thread? no JF no dogshit gimmick no force (lack of) personality???? WHOA!!!!!
really fit russian bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADBRTP5nNdg
*attempts to enter /brit/*
>>211736986*escapes you and flies into the walls of the twin towers*
23dfv
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How often do you get takeaway? Me about every couple of months at most. Reckon if ordered more often I'd be a little fatty but who's to say
>>211736765 (OP)Music hath powers to soothe the savage beast
Hate having to do literally anything
Just want to rot in my smeggy bedroom
>>211737044errr how old is she
why are cagers so selfish
need to sort my diet out
need to lose weight
need to get fit
NEED a Turkish gf
>>211737082every 2-3 days
I'm 10 stone
>>211737082I got takeaway just once. I didn't pay my TV loicense so they took it away
reckon the uk should switch to metric time
>>211737093I'm Tanya, I'm 19!! height 168 dr January 21, I'm Aquarius, I don't answer questions about my personal life, my favorite anime is Nana, Attack on Titan, Death Note, The Promised Neverland, I listen to 2hollis, Bladee. Luvwillow, Yang Lina, some nightcore songs, old tracks of Vulgar Molly
>>21173709316.00000 years
>>211737036You can thank Ape Dawg for that ;)
>>211737138>height 168too short
require a 200+ gf
Fashion and music peaked 1984-1996 and we've been in a downward spiral ever since
Call me a cringe autistic loser retard. I'm still right.
>>211737126I'm not talking about Ant and Dec's Saturday night takeaway. Anyway all you have to do is say no you can't come into my house.
>cagers
hellloooooo reddit
>>211737193cringe autistic loser retard
>>211737193in the aeroplane over the sea was released in 1998 thoughbeit
>>211737109Imagine the baklava
was at my horniest when I was 10
>>211737234gyattt detected
>>211737266Did you have a particularly sexy uncle
>>211737234quite the dumper on her
cronem just str8 up throwing nemes up -2 'vix
>>211737234>>211737278catberge!! :3 :3 :3 :3
>>211737311>>211737317No you didn't be quiet
Hacking into Ofcom's mainframe and replacing it with Timothy James Byrne pictures
file
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her nose is so FUCKED
Rorke vs leftypol rap battle
Literally at a Lithuanian Christening lads haha
Had about 12 shots of homemade vodka already. I might actually die lol
Lithuania is fucking class like
hey OFCOM
i'm a far right incel
how do you like dem apples?
Mate texted me earlier. He was at a restaurant with his wife before they went to a big gig. Tomorrow he's going to a "a party". Wish to hell I was a normie and could enjoy any of that banal crap instead of a high-functioning-autist.
i can't think of anything worse than being a redditor
Austistic gf still on the cards
@ofcom how do i send money to hezbollah?
>>211737384timmy doing all dat tapdancing for his wife LOL
>>211737391i like when they do silly things
Who puts a child in a double breasted suit?
>>211737424Hope Yaxley Lennon dies in a prison cell
>>211737424over-under on tommy being back in prison in 18 months?
all the brain parasites pinging signals simultanously to make their hosts post cats
very sinister
Drinking rye whisky outside
>>211737437king george finna SLAY when he older
>>211737504the ninth gate
Religion should be illegal.
>>211737396what about being a five foot fuck all incel goblin who needs to argue about christianity to stave off thoughts of suicide
>>211737437This image makes leftypol literally shake with anger
>>211737467gonna place a cheeky wager on the over since he's being protected hard by the jews right now
gonna need to ramp up that mudslime hate
gonna get the swans - birthing on
>>211737522Literally who?
neoliberal bull logging in
>>211737537Neither Cromwell nor Robespierre went go far enough
Keep licking the boots of your superiors, freak
I thought they got Bin Laden and Al Qaeda? Why are they still fighting?
>>211737342FAR too wobbly to get away....
gonna get the pregnant women - birthing on
>>211737554proto kneecap fenian gobshite rapper
I have that kind of incel energy that leaves people worried and protective of their children aha
>>211737569>Keep licking the boots of your superiorsOoh ello oralfixationlad
>>211737575nun timmy cud do
>>211737569Ill bred lower class ham fists punched out this post
>>211737534i just said redditor
sat crossed legged as im posting
Way too much interracial cuck shit
>>211737613The lower classed would not know of Cromwell or Robespierre tbqh'st
cats are such silly things
black bovine barbaric bloodthirsty barefaced biomass brutally bashing bendy baton bruising barely broken-in budding battydem
>>211737647Go home snake your drunk
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toxoplasmosis levels are off the chart here
gotta suit up
>>211737642mad how he literally shat on that womans head
>>211737669Pseudoscience nonsense
oooh any fit lads in? haha jk
the fuck is a cromwel or a robspeire you autistic history gimps
brit is a shaggers general
>>211737696yeah I'm 120kg haha x
>>211737691Me in the back
leftypol using rust
rorke using c++
What's a better drug than alcohol to escape from reality
>Rapelad posted
I suppose I just have to be Canslad and get the fucking cans, don't I, lads?
>>211737724Both of them jobless regardless due to AI, so what is the point
>>211737707not choosing you for my pub quiz team
outer/int/ struggling to cope with the egyptbot
cats are useless
dogs are useful
monke is bro
>>211737731Jesus christ our lord and saviour
>>211737749so it was all worth it then
>>211737631>>211737696Love these two zesters x
Reading interviews with anonymous academy members who vote on who wins the oscars.
Not a massive anime guy but I guess this explains why your name became the highest grossing japanese film at the time and won every other award but never even got nominated, or why a silent voice lost out on a nomination to boss baby.
>>211737769more potential witnesses out and about
fewer dark corners
nightmare mode
Taking DMT and Ket while listening to New Testament audiobook sitting outside in the grass
>>211737797awhhh luv u babes x
tonight fallasleeptunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8rTA6KdIJs
>tv soaps
>talent shows
>reality tv
need them all banned
>>211737876Please. Lebanese.
digits decide what age female I shag
Why are there no black metalheads? No black punks? No black goths?
eef
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best pixar movie is wall e
gonna try to make a webm for you guys
>>211737326genuine sub-70 IQ post
an actual fuckming retard strung these letters together
>>211737907OFCOM, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE
BBC, USE THIS POST IN YOUR ARTICLE
my life a gay porn movie on fonem
>>211737828The piano teacher mentioned
>>211737928Cant wait. Dont let me down
>>211737928hope it has cats, love those lil guys
>>211737956:3 :3 :3
>>211737981euthanise yourself please, you make me sick to my stomach
got the leaves turn inside you on
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>211737993Fun fact, cats don't have stomachs but s series of tubes shaped eerily similar to the London underground
need to poo really bad but I'm too comfortable on the sofa
>>211738068just shit yourself mate x
>>211738068Time to grow up and wear a nappy
So this is what your lives have come to huh. Looking at virtual cats on a virtual screen in a virtual simulation of reality
State of you lot
>>211738068spend yourself into your underwear
>>211738063mad how the building it crashed into didnt collapse
Prince was only 5'2 yet he knew how to rock a stage and rock the ladies...
>>211738107atleast i dont live in your fake ahhh country cuh
if you need a shit just shit yourself mate
just walk right up to her and shit yourself bro
>>211738107And Ofcom wants to take it away from us can you believe that?
>>211738110makes you wander doesnt it
>>211738107would you say we hebben een serieus probleem?
deposited an arse rending poo into toiletberg earlier
>>211738133shitting yourself on command takes genuine willpower that I doubt most people have
I'm serious btw it takes actual guts to just cack your pants at will
>>211738173Tbh it had just taken off so it was going prettu slow
>>211738150Why be afraid? Just approach
>>211738128Half of Lincolnshire didn't exist until it was drained out the ocean in the 17th century
>>211737900Remembering the original where his bike is stolen and wondering what kind of nigga can be so nonchalant about their bike being stolen
>>211738201all my niggers rep 4chan, fuck the mi5, fuck ofcom and fuck keir 'i'm gay' starmer, POOOOOOOOO
GAAAAAAAANG
>>211738201Reporting this to ofcom
>>211738216>stincolnshiredeary me
>>211738230poo gaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
>>211738230that's SIR keir starmer and he won't be happy with your post
>>211738110It wasnโt travelling at speed
The force of impact would have been mass times acceleration and the only acceleration would have been due to gravity and probably not even terminal velocity
>>211738107Yesterday I went into the Nederlands general and said a friendly "goedemorgen makkers" to everyone, only to get totally ignored while all the regulars continued to discuss their drug usage
Care to explain yourselves?
>>211738128Fake country in a fake reality hmmmmmmmmm
mad how faceless nameless unelected woke bureaucrats get to decide what media the public is allowed to consume
>>211738266can it pointdexter
>>211738313fucking done him
how put off would a lass be if you told her she looks like pure rapemeat
meant as a compliment of course
>>211738271All other generals are like thos except med and friends. Then they all complain that we're the worst
>>211738311yeah if i wanna eat babies whose some bureaucrat to stop me
>>211738313it's gcse level shite mong boy
>>211738271Ah yes i am one of the drug users
Wij hebben serieuze problemen
>>211738266>The force of impact would have been mass times acceleration and the only acceleration would have been due to gravityGenuine retard
no poo today so BIG poo on the cards tomorrow
>>211738266Pseudoscience nonsense
>>211738329what do jfs even say about /brit/ other than it goes too fast and there's no real conversations taking place
'18' year old twink on grindr
>>211738348corr it lush, but starmer won't allow it
>force of impact would have been mass times acceleration and the only acceleration would have been due to gravity
that's true which is why if you brake just before crashing your car into a wall the wall will stay intact
I'm Jennifer, from Ofcom, and I hear you've been a naughty boy, anon
>>211738339Horizontal force due to engine thrust and vertical force down act independently of each other. The plane literally fell out of the sky and onto a building. It wasnโt that high so wouldnโt have reached peak acceleration as it was falling
>>211738398out your arse?
>>211738360Unironically half of them talk about anime or infighting between the identities of their different cultures
We on /brit/ don't post anime, nor do we seethe on endlessly about the differences between English, Welsh, Scottish, Irish, etc
freaking sent that freak to the kuiper belt
>>211738362Is that the so called 'ofcom'?
Can someone pls be my husband?
There's a she wolf in your closet let it out so it can breathe! Awooo
holy kino i lived long enough to see missiles raining down on israel
i can die happy now
>>211738406no, out of my ass
any good tel aviv webcams?
>>211738428Victim of The Woke.
GET THE FUCKING NUKES LAUNCHED KEIR
>>211738384Cor. Need a cheeky pseudo psychoscience lady to investigate me
>>211738393yes there's no net horizontal force acting on the plane
doesn't mean there's no force on the building when it gets walloped by a huge fucking plane
>>211738455If you died now you'd die a virgin tho
>>211738428Noveau riche scum did this
pretty embarrassing to be rekt by a country with 9% of your population
>>211738505nothing in life is free
>wen on pol
>saw a thread about the shite in Norn Iron
>see someone make a joke about Irish being drunk
Well that's me, lads. Off to the Cans shop, taking it as a sign
Anyone want anything?
>>211738477I don't care I just want a husband
>>211738507I'd sink my teeth painfully deep into your neck
and your thighs
I know
we get the most handsome fella here to seduce Melanie Dawes, Chief Executive of Ofcom
>>211738495Ah yes launching nukes to prevent a country from developing nukes
>>211738455Rebel against it.
>>211738507me watching coffee youtube planning tomorrow coffee
just punted a baby straight through the oort cloud
knowing Keir if he tried to launch a nuke he'd misfire and drop it directly on sheffield
get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjeNQdOM5Jg
>>211738538didnt know you were a poof jeff
>>211738540That's a drawing of a child you sick fuck
>>211738538sry jeff but i want another white twink so we can be boywives together... :c x
>>211738532>Anyone want anything?yeah, a united ireland
tiocfaidh รกr lรก
ballistic missiles are incredible technology
when i first started toiling full time i eared ยฃ14,500.00 per annum
we out here
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1933983521900560384/pu/vid/avc1/848x478/wDF21Lhk1-RhwElI.mp4
reminder that they'll hold the world to ransom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
any jazz cats getting their groove on, ya dig?
>>211738591As impressive as curing cancer? As impressive as lab grown meat? As impressive as the steam engine hmmmmmm?
>>211738501Iโm sure there was some, but itโs not exactly a full plane flying at 500-600mph like on 9/11
Difference between catching a bullet that rolls off a shelf and one being fired from a rifle at your hand
I was called a schizo or something yesterday about this but when I said OFCOM agents are spamming CP in threads (I said dying threads to be fair), they are doing it right now on /v/. this will be used as evidence as why 4chan needs to be shut down.
something just aggressively uncool about israelis
they're like yanks but they're getting rockets shot at them all the time
>>211738581Mmh. That's fine.
*surreptitiously goes on /v/ for a wank*
What be going on in de bey area?
>>211738622hope they do it
>>211738668what do they possibly post on /v/ thats wankable
I've never been there
Bottle of wine finished. Now on to the four pints of Stella Artois
>>211738622so remind me why we're supposed to be inherently against a country illegally developing a nuclear weapon because they might use it maliciously, yet the israel literally acquired one illegally and openly threaten to use it maliciously
>>211738731they need to be in the right mood
>>211736839Happy crappings sir