Thread 211736765

chilling edish

time for breakfast

>>211736839
Of course an Australian would be having disgusting food like that

noel looking fine

>>211736839
good morning pooja harshit

What's Ruby "Bones" Granger doing right now?

must be a mad feeling writing a song and playing it to a crowd who sing every lyric back to you

>>211736898
he looks tasty

*enters /brit/*

14 porcelain
14 onyx

Going to watch Lookner broadcasting the missiles flying and the Mexicans chimping in just 5 minutes time

>>211736894
for 76 he looks unreal

the 'der

love wine need it up my gobhole

>>211736956
Niggers.

>>211736839
>>211736898
>>211736956
imagine the smell

>>211736937
*heems him against a wall*

>>211736969
um

Very sad the idea of some lad posting his indian on /brit/ hoping to get a few corr posts in reply and instead just having someone point out he's eating alone

>>211736977
>pictured: diego at 11:99pm on a thursday just before it ticks over to friday

>>211737000
Yeah that was pretty fucking shite of that cunt to do
Hope his knob gets diseased and falls off

canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT
canslads = REKT

>>211736765 (OP)
a... NORMAL /brit/ thread? no JF no dogshit gimmick no force (lack of) personality???? WHOA!!!!!

>>211737013
screech

really fit russian bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADBRTP5nNdg

*attempts to enter /brit/*

>>211736986
*escapes you and flies into the walls of the twin towers*

gay porn burger

How often do you get takeaway? Me about every couple of months at most. Reckon if ordered more often I'd be a little fatty but who's to say

>>211736765 (OP)

Music hath powers to soothe the savage beast

Hate having to do literally anything
Just want to rot in my smeggy bedroom

>>211737044
errr how old is she

why are cagers so selfish

>>211737063
hello boomer

haha yes the boys

need to sort my diet out
need to lose weight
need to get fit
NEED a Turkish gf

>>211737082
every 2-3 days
I'm 10 stone

>>211737082

I got takeaway just once. I didn't pay my TV loicense so they took it away

reckon the uk should switch to metric time

>>211737093
I'm Tanya, I'm 19!! height 168 dr January 21, I'm Aquarius, I don't answer questions about my personal life, my favorite anime is Nana, Attack on Titan, Death Note, The Promised Neverland, I listen to 2hollis, Bladee. Luvwillow, Yang Lina, some nightcore songs, old tracks of Vulgar Molly

>>211737093
16.00000 years

>>211737101
biomass

>>211737036
You can thank Ape Dawg for that ;)

>>211737138
>height 168
too short
require a 200+ gf

Fashion and music peaked 1984-1996 and we've been in a downward spiral ever since
Call me a cringe autistic loser retard. I'm still right.

>>211737126
I'm not talking about Ant and Dec's Saturday night takeaway. Anyway all you have to do is say no you can't come into my house.

>cagers
hellloooooo reddit

>>211737193
cringe autistic loser retard

>>211737193
in the aeroplane over the sea was released in 1998 thoughbeit

*enters /brit/*

>>211737109
Imagine the baklava

state

idk lads

was at my horniest when I was 10

>>211737234
gyattt detected

>>211737264
get a clue

>>211737266
Did you have a particularly sexy uncle

Thoughts on trenchcoats?

>>211737264
Nvidia XD

>>211737234
quite the dumper on her

>>211737286
no

just saw a ghost

I used to be a shagger

cronem just str8 up throwing nemes up -2 'vix

>>211737234
>>211737278
catberge!! :3 :3 :3 :3

>>211737311
>>211737317
No you didn't be quiet

just shagged a ghost

Hacking into Ofcom's mainframe and replacing it with Timothy James Byrne pictures

her nose is so FUCKED

Rorke vs leftypol rap battle

Literally at a Lithuanian Christening lads haha

Had about 12 shots of homemade vodka already. I might actually die lol

Lithuania is fucking class like

hey OFCOM
i'm a far right incel
how do you like dem apples?

Mate texted me earlier. He was at a restaurant with his wife before they went to a big gig. Tomorrow he's going to a "a party". Wish to hell I was a normie and could enjoy any of that banal crap instead of a high-functioning-autist.

get the berges posted

i can't think of anything worse than being a redditor

>>211737384
>Mate
FONT

Austistic gf still on the cards

@ofcom how do i send money to hezbollah?

are tommy

>>211737384
timmy doing all dat tapdancing for his wife LOL

>>211737391
i like when they do silly things

Who puts a child in a double breasted suit?

>>211737424
Hope Yaxley Lennon dies in a prison cell

>>211737437
nonces

>>211737424
over-under on tommy being back in prison in 18 months?

all the brain parasites pinging signals simultanously to make their hosts post cats

very sinister

>>211737454
Boom.

Drinking rye whisky outside

>>211737437
king george finna SLAY when he older

>>211737504
the ninth gate

Kek

Religion should be illegal.

>>211737396
what about being a five foot fuck all incel goblin who needs to argue about christianity to stave off thoughts of suicide

>>211737437
This image makes leftypol literally shake with anger

>>211737467
gonna place a cheeky wager on the over since he's being protected hard by the jews right now

gonna need to ramp up that mudslime hate

gonna get the swans - birthing on

>>211737522
Literally who?

neoliberal bull logging in

>>211737537
Neither Cromwell nor Robespierre went go far enough
Keep licking the boots of your superiors, freak

bus stop biomass

I thought they got Bin Laden and Al Qaeda? Why are they still fighting?

>>211737342
FAR too wobbly to get away....

gonna get the pregnant women - birthing on

>>211737554
proto kneecap fenian gobshite rapper

I have that kind of incel energy that leaves people worried and protective of their children aha

>>211737569
>Keep licking the boots of your superiors
Ooh ello oralfixationlad

>>211737575
nun timmy cud do

>>211737569
Ill bred lower class ham fists punched out this post

>>211737534
i just said redditor

protect kitten

sat crossed legged as im posting

>>211737575
Oh my days

Way too much interracial cuck shit

>>211737613
The lower classed would not know of Cromwell or Robespierre tbqh'st

cats are such silly things

black bovine barbaric bloodthirsty barefaced biomass brutally bashing bendy baton bruising barely broken-in budding battydem

>>211737647
Go home snake your drunk

toxoplasmosis levels are off the chart here
gotta suit up

>>211737642
mad how he literally shat on that womans head

>>211737513
Cute

>>211737669
Pseudoscience nonsense

oooh any fit lads in? haha jk

the fuck is a cromwel or a robspeire you autistic history gimps
brit is a shaggers general

>>211737696
yeah I'm 120kg haha x

>>211737691
Me in the back

leftypol using rust
rorke using c++

What's a better drug than alcohol to escape from reality

>Rapelad posted

I suppose I just have to be Canslad and get the fucking cans, don't I, lads?

>>211737731
DMT

>>211737724
Both of them jobless regardless due to AI, so what is the point

>>211737696
Kek

>>211737707
not choosing you for my pub quiz team

>>211737731
ketamine

outer/int/ struggling to cope with the egyptbot

>>211737731
life

>>211737763
Boom.

cats are useless
dogs are useful
monke is bro

>>211737731
Jesus christ our lord and saviour

>>211737749
so it was all worth it then

>>211737631
>>211737696
Love these two zesters x

Reading interviews with anonymous academy members who vote on who wins the oscars.
Not a massive anime guy but I guess this explains why your name became the highest grossing japanese film at the time and won every other award but never even got nominated, or why a silent voice lost out on a nomination to boss baby.

>>211737769
more potential witnesses out and about
fewer dark corners
nightmare mode

Taking DMT and Ket while listening to New Testament audiobook sitting outside in the grass

>>211737797
awhhh luv u babes x

>>211737828
Death

tonight fallasleeptunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8rTA6KdIJs

>tv soaps
>talent shows
>reality tv
need them all banned

>>211737876
Please. Lebanese.

digits decide what age female I shag

Why are there no black metalheads? No black punks? No black goths?

best pixar movie is wall e

gonna try to make a webm for you guys

Sorry.

>>211737921
there are

>>211737326
genuine sub-70 IQ post
an actual fuckming retard strung these letters together

>>211737907
OFCOM, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE
BBC, USE THIS POST IN YOUR ARTICLE

my life a gay porn movie on fonem

>>211737828
The piano teacher mentioned

>>211737928
Cant wait. Dont let me down

Throw a brick on a Brit

>>211737928
hope it has cats, love those lil guys

>>211737956
:3 :3 :3

>>211737921
there are

>>211737921
bad brains

>>211737981
euthanise yourself please, you make me sick to my stomach

>>211737938
source?

got the leaves turn inside you on
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

>>211737987
oh alright

>>211737993
Fun fact, cats don't have stomachs but s series of tubes shaped eerily similar to the London underground

>>211737993
>^u^<

need to poo really bad but I'm too comfortable on the sofa

>>211738068
just shit yourself mate x

>>211738068
Time to grow up and wear a nappy

So this is what your lives have come to huh. Looking at virtual cats on a virtual screen in a virtual simulation of reality
State of you lot

>>211738068
spend yourself into your underwear

>>211738063
mad how the building it crashed into didnt collapse

>>211738107
virtually

Prince was only 5'2 yet he knew how to rock a stage and rock the ladies...

>>211738107
atleast i dont live in your fake ahhh country cuh

if you need a shit just shit yourself mate

just walk right up to her and shit yourself bro

>>211738107
And Ofcom wants to take it away from us can you believe that?

>>211738133
kek

>>211738110
makes you wander doesnt it

>>211738107
would you say we hebben een serieus probleem?

deposited an arse rending poo into toiletberg earlier

>>211738133
shitting yourself on command takes genuine willpower that I doubt most people have

I'm serious btw it takes actual guts to just cack your pants at will

>>211738151
big boys

fuck ofcom

>>211738173
Tbh it had just taken off so it was going prettu slow

>>211738150
Why be afraid? Just approach

>>211738128
Half of Lincolnshire didn't exist until it was drained out the ocean in the 17th century

>>211737900
Remembering the original where his bike is stolen and wondering what kind of nigga can be so nonchalant about their bike being stolen

>>211738201
all my niggers rep 4chan, fuck the mi5, fuck ofcom and fuck keir 'i'm gay' starmer, POOOOOOOOO
GAAAAAAAANG

>>211738201
Reporting this to ofcom

>>211738216
>stincolnshire
deary me

>>211738230
poo gaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

>>211738230
that's SIR keir starmer and he won't be happy with your post

>>211738110
It wasn’t travelling at speed
The force of impact would have been mass times acceleration and the only acceleration would have been due to gravity and probably not even terminal velocity

>>211738107
Yesterday I went into the Nederlands general and said a friendly "goedemorgen makkers" to everyone, only to get totally ignored while all the regulars continued to discuss their drug usage
Care to explain yourselves?

>>211738128
Fake country in a fake reality hmmmmmmmmm

mad how faceless nameless unelected woke bureaucrats get to decide what media the public is allowed to consume

>>211738266
can it pointdexter

>>211738313
fucking done him

how put off would a lass be if you told her she looks like pure rapemeat
meant as a compliment of course

>>211738271
All other generals are like thos except med and friends. Then they all complain that we're the worst

>>211738311
yeah if i wanna eat babies whose some bureaucrat to stop me

>>211738313
it's gcse level shite mong boy

>>211738271
Ah yes i am one of the drug users
Wij hebben serieuze problemen

>>211738266
>The force of impact would have been mass times acceleration and the only acceleration would have been due to gravity
Genuine retard

free pakistein

no poo today so BIG poo on the cards tomorrow

>>211738266
Pseudoscience nonsense

>>211738329
what do jfs even say about /brit/ other than it goes too fast and there's no real conversations taking place

'18' year old twink on grindr

>>211738348
corr it lush, but starmer won't allow it

>>211738348
pooBC

>force of impact would have been mass times acceleration and the only acceleration would have been due to gravity
that's true which is why if you brake just before crashing your car into a wall the wall will stay intact

I'm Jennifer, from Ofcom, and I hear you've been a naughty boy, anon

>>211738339
Horizontal force due to engine thrust and vertical force down act independently of each other. The plane literally fell out of the sky and onto a building. It wasn’t that high so wouldn’t have reached peak acceleration as it was falling

>>211738384
ofcum

pooeudoscience

can't stop shitting

>>211738398
out your arse?

>>211738360
Unironically half of them talk about anime or infighting between the identities of their different cultures
We on /brit/ don't post anime, nor do we seethe on endlessly about the differences between English, Welsh, Scottish, Irish, etc

freaking sent that freak to the kuiper belt

and the latest on Greta?

>>211738362
Is that the so called 'ofcom'?

still fuming

>>211738426
no

sucking on an oort cloud

Can someone pls be my husband?

There's a she wolf in your closet let it out so it can breathe! Awooo

holy kino i lived long enough to see missiles raining down on israel

i can die happy now

>>211738428
Boom..

Sucking on a spice vape

>>211738406
no, out of my ass

>>211738444
im 23

any good tel aviv webcams?

>>211738428
Victim of The Woke.

GET THE FUCKING NUKES LAUNCHED KEIR

>>211738384
Cor. Need a cheeky pseudo psychoscience lady to investigate me

>>211738393
yes there's no net horizontal force acting on the plane
doesn't mean there's no force on the building when it gets walloped by a huge fucking plane

>>211738455
If you died now you'd die a virgin tho

>>211738428
Noveau riche scum did this

pretty embarrassing to be rekt by a country with 9% of your population

>>211738505
nothing in life is free

>wen on pol
>saw a thread about the shite in Norn Iron
>see someone make a joke about Irish being drunk

Well that's me, lads. Off to the Cans shop, taking it as a sign
Anyone want anything?

Sir Nuke Launcher

>>211738477
I don't care I just want a husband

>>211738507
I'd sink my teeth painfully deep into your neck
and your thighs

I know
we get the most handsome fella here to seduce Melanie Dawes, Chief Executive of Ofcom

>>211738495
Ah yes launching nukes to prevent a country from developing nukes

>>211738455
Rebel against it.

>>211738507
me watching coffee youtube planning tomorrow coffee

just punted a baby straight through the oort cloud

knowing Keir if he tried to launch a nuke he'd misfire and drop it directly on sheffield

get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjeNQdOM5Jg

>>211738538
didnt know you were a poof jeff

>>211738540
That's a drawing of a child you sick fuck

>>211738538
sry jeff but i want another white twink so we can be boywives together... :c x

>>211738532
>Anyone want anything?
yeah, a united ireland
tiocfaidh ár lá

ballistic missiles are incredible technology

>>211738550
screaming

when i first started toiling full time i eared £14,500.00 per annum

we out here
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1933983521900560384/pu/vid/avc1/848x478/wDF21Lhk1-RhwElI.mp4

reminder that they'll hold the world to ransom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

any jazz cats getting their groove on, ya dig?

>>211738591
As impressive as curing cancer? As impressive as lab grown meat? As impressive as the steam engine hmmmmmm?

>>211738501
I’m sure there was some, but it’s not exactly a full plane flying at 500-600mph like on 9/11

Difference between catching a bullet that rolls off a shelf and one being fired from a rifle at your hand

I was called a schizo or something yesterday about this but when I said OFCOM agents are spamming CP in threads (I said dying threads to be fair), they are doing it right now on /v/. this will be used as evidence as why 4chan needs to be shut down.

>>211738540
wtf!

>>211738635
Qa7ba

something just aggressively uncool about israelis
they're like yanks but they're getting rockets shot at them all the time

>>211738581
Mmh. That's fine.

*surreptitiously goes on /v/ for a wank*

What be going on in de bey area?

>>211738622
hope they do it

small cock, big balls

>>211738668
what do they possibly post on /v/ thats wankable
I've never been there

>>211738674
Would

Fucking hate women

Bottle of wine finished. Now on to the four pints of Stella Artois

>>211738686
>>211738686
>>211738686

bit early

>>211738651
swoar phaff

Women hate fucking

>>211738622
so remind me why we're supposed to be inherently against a country illegally developing a nuclear weapon because they might use it maliciously, yet the israel literally acquired one illegally and openly threaten to use it maliciously

>>211738731
they need to be in the right mood

>>211736839
Happy crappings sir

Groids