Thread 211739395

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I don't wanna live like this lord
I don't wanna live at all

>>211739396
may i remind you of anons treatise nothing ever happens

>>211739415
>>211739415
>>211739415

>>211739463
No I'm a man

i real nigga just is you know what i mean

worked all day, enjoying a cold blue lagoon drink
one of the guys i work with is a useless cunt
watered all the plants, gonna listen to music an play stellar blade later

>>211739463
by bully you mean let her put her toes in my mouth? then yes

bruh why it always gotta be so DAMN HARD for a REAL. ASS. N I G G A.

>2014
>Go to Japan for a school thing
>Americans are on the bus while we go on a field trip
>They're singing songs about Alexander Hamilton
>Ask who that is
>They seem incredulous that I have no idea who Alexander Hamilton is
>They list off a bunch of faggot Americans from like 300 years ago and ask if I know them
Why are they like this? I asked if they knew who William Lyon McKenzie was and they had no idea.

who the fuck is alexander hamilton

>>211739463
yes i like femdom

I wish you guys understood German because this is pure art

https://youtu.be/Y_bz0XFfej8

>>211739651
Teach me German then

>>211739611
That has never ever happened

>>211739611
none of this happened

>>211739611
Because you faggots do the same every fucking non american is like "oh americans are so ignorant how fucking dare you not have a complete and detailed knowledge of my country's history we spent 5 minutes on your history in school so I am an expert in america here's something completely false about america that I'm going to insist is true"

>>211739724
They really do be like that

>>211739628
he wrote the constitution or something

man urkel should come back we need him

>>211739787
private tramone died in a secretive special operation

I can believe this happened but think it's have half annoying Hamilton fans and half American incredulity

>>211739711
>>211739721
Actually it did happen

>>211739828
>I can believe this happened
what happened? is it HABBEDING?!?! :DDD

watching destiny

i am extremely smart

i kinda believe it happened

>>211739861
how fucking rich were you that you go on school trips to fucking Japan

i get that DC is the capital of usa, NY is the ex-capital and current finance capital, but is LA really as important as these two? what do they even do? i thought the big tech capital was SF.

You know ancient Jews were pretty retarded because it took them 40 years to reach Israel from Egypt lol
European Jews are superior… scientists, thinkers, inventors

>>211739611
I didn’t know Americans cared so much about formula 1

>>211739914
ashkenazi jews have mostly southern european dna

>>211739611
He's on the 10 dollar bill

>>211739787
Apparently that actor hosts a new game show called Flip Side now. I was ready the wiki and it said he was the english vo for Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon?

>>211739910
La is called the second city

>>211739914
the bible isn't real

>>211740040
Is it hmm then why do I have one at home

>>211739910
>NY, LA, and DC
Israel's targets would be...the cities with the largest jewish populations in the US. Lmao

jai hind

>>211740155
Am Yisrael chai

>>211740142
its not related to israel

>>211739511
My parents forced me to go to the most expensive mall today. Saw beautiful German Brazilian girls with pink skin and red/blonde hair. They all fucking ignored me because I'm not a chad and I'm not Germanic. Fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!

kino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6amIq_mP4xM

Forgot to post the pic before. This is my lunch

Happy birthday to the United States and happy birthday to Trump

>>211740226
>IDF
>samson's option
>not related to israel

>>211740230
Did they all wear flip flops?

>>211740243
what is it

usa birthday is july 4

>>211740238
That WHAT THE HELL made me LOL irl

Looked at some hoes, I ain't even holler
Cuz I'm broke as fuck and they is all about a dollar

>>211740378
not a fan of rap or hip hop personally

God bless

>>211740282
this is not an idf document i just saw this posted on 4chan
its full of spelling mistakes anyway

>>211740438
based bavaria
i think i still have some weinstephen in the fridge

>>211740291
Jamaican jerk chicken bowl

>>211740443
>>211740520
cum stands with israel

Still missing that hoe

elon let me look at the funny racist clips you faggot. stop showing me shit from 4 months ago

>>211740561
I stand with California

PUT DA COOKIE DOWN

hell yeah brothers

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jesse Ventura
Ronald Reagan
Donald Trump

>>211741065
all in epstein's little black book

Just drove down the 60 west and there was some stupid brown parked on the side of the road with a pickup truck flying a gigantic Mexican flag
I'm in the fucking Inland Empire mind you, like 40 miles or more from L. A.

>>211741161
mexicans think the entire place is theirs

>>211741180
They gon learn today

so breeding more people is unsustainable and will lead to a lot of death and hunger and total collapse of civilization but then it turns out breeding less people is also unsustainable and will lead to a lot of death and hunger and total collapse of civilization

Why do I still miss her anons?

our next guest gets no respect

>>211741302
let it go shes happier with tyrone

>>211740286
I'm not fucking Germanic

Pretending the modern State of Israel is the same thing as the Biblical concept of Israel puts you in the awkward position where it didn't exist from AD 70 to 1948. Surely this worldview would allow for it to disappear again for any number of thousands of years

Last night my wife told me she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wants me to drive

>>211741341
Ik anon ik, but I just keel thinking about the what ifs. Whores dont care about nothing. They just want a rich chad

Big up to Bloomington Minnesota

>>211741481
who will be fucking her

>>211740308
>usa birthday is july 4
It's Trump's birthday and the birthday of the US armed forces so it's USA's birthday

>>211741605
It's chud day

>>211741626
>It's chud day
I'm a chud (unfortunately) I wish had friends and a girlfriend

>>211741652
you're not a chud if you don't have friends and gf.

only incels (overwhelmingly brown and left wing) don't have those things.

belle delphine has a gross colored butthole

>>211741700
did you know poop comes out of there?

What are the odds of a Tiananmen Square type event occurring within the next few weeks in the US?

>>211741674
>brown
i guess, i'm not white german
>left wing
i'm right wing

Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square, was fashion the reason why they were there

>>211741725
liar, girls don't poop.

'sup faggoritos?

Population keeps on breeding
Nation bleeding, still more feeding, economy
Life is funny, skies are sunny
Bees make honey, who needs money? No, not poor me

>>211741915
why the fuck that so small?

fucked up my neck and shoulder so bad it's making me nauseous jfc torn between taking some Aspirin or just drinking a bunch of alcohol

i had veryigo once i couldn't stand up for the whole day

As IRGC missiles light up occupied Haifa like a menorah... Jewish settler scum took refuge in a... in a... in a... (I'm sorry, Ladies and Gentilemen, I can barely write this without laughing myself into oblivion)... JEWISH SETTLER SCUM TOOK REFUGE IN A TUNNEL.

No, this ain't the filth of 770 Eastern Parkway... But the 'Israeli' edition.

"Yids Under Lids" and "Talmudic Tunnels" are back.

Only this time... They ain't tunnel-bound 'cause they wanna be, the criminal perverts that they are.

They're tunnel-bound because of the Moujahideen of the Islamic Revolution will not let them breathe. Cope and seethe, sub-bacteria demons!

Schizo time

>>211741999
what is that even

>>211742070
Vertigo is a specific type of dizziness that makes you feel like you or your surroundings are spinning or moving, even when there's no actual movement

>>211742070
>>211741999
vertigo is gay as fuck, I've never had that but my old boss would get it and the dude would literally just go flying into a wall and collapse. like he'd be walking and then just start falling sideways into a wall, busted up the drywall in the break room one day. they ended up taking his driver's license it got so bad.

>>211742105
i dont think i've ever had that

According to senior Iranian security officials on Al-Jazeera: Iran is preparing itself for a long war and that Iran will prepare more attacks for the cancerous Jewish entity to come.

In addition, Iranian media reports that old missiles (only two hypersonics) were used in the recent attack on the Haifa electrical grid!

My parents are gone from the house. My sister is hosting a party here. I've locked myself in my incel lair and battened down the hatches. For my sake, pray that the defences hold. I have enough water to last through the night. Fare ye well.

>>211742166
its gooning time

>>211742166
go outside and post some pics of the party

>>211742166
why don't you leave your lair and get your dick wet nigga

>>211742166
fuck her friends you faggot!!!

>>211742166
Join the party?

>>211742197
I'm scared of new people, especially women. And my sister has probably already informed them that I am a freak

you were meant to be here
from the beginning

>>211742189
>>211742197
>>211742229
>>211742231
dont listen to them

>>211742238
best to prove her wrong by showing up and being the life of the party. chance to embarrass your sister AND fuck some of her friends

>>211742166
hold the fort brother

I honestly don't think I could fuck my sister's friends. They're mostly bible thumpers, not degenerates like me

>>211742254
yeah hide like a pussy, much more fun

>>211742276
lmao can you imagine some incelarino going out there with all his sisters friends and completely embarrassing himself trying to fuck them

>>211742311
wait until they get drunk and see how they are
I'd bang 2 or 3 of them
>>211742332
I'd pay to watch that

Bruno Mars got some hits though

back from costco

dont believe its possible to be an incel with a sister

>>211742384
Yeah but ain't he brown or sumn?

>>211742384
he's a black man but he sings about being a cuck and somehow this resonantes with middle class white american girls

>>211742384
I liked his throwback ones the most

>>211742404
:/

>>211742410
so

had my first kiss with my sister

I think what is noteworthy about this conflict is that Iran is more of a peer or near peer to the US and Western europe (the countries fighting the third world Israeli army's war for them right now) than previously assumed.

All the so called "west" has going for it is sucker punches and throwing sand in your eyes. Once you adjust you see what pure nothings these Judeocratic countries really are on the battlefield.

>>211742384
IF YOU EVER LEAVE ME BABY, LEAVE SOME MORPHINE AT MY DOOR

>>211742404
nigga I have 2 and I'm stone cold

>>211742404
I'm 6 years older than my sister. He friends only became viable recently

>>211742436
did you lose your virginity to her as well

Hold on, I got something to say

>>211742465
no that would be weird

>>211742436
South asian diaspora

>>211742461
she never introduced you to her friends?
>6 years older
uhmmm but who gives a shit?????????? I thought white american girls were supposed to like older white men???????

The great people of Iran are directly fighting the Jewish snake strangling us all to death. They are assuming all of the risk and are owed a debt of gratitude from all who strive to be free from Zionist control. God be with them!

Have you seen the Indian Amazon pictures?

>>211742508
ok that's admirable but they're getting whooped

>>211742404
have you not heard the story of the supreme gentleman?

>>211742524
you mean where they're searching for dildos and chloroform shit?

>>211742508
They're doing a shit job of it

The Amazon is the world's great pharaceutical garden. Even now, it likely holds yet unknown cures and panaceas for sundry ailments and afflictions.

>click on the military parade on youtube
>the first thing I hear is the announcer call a CAVarly unit a CALVary unit

those are 2 different words with 2 different definitions you fucking retard!!!!!!!

>>211742565
>plunging.mp3

>>211742531
>>211742578
You say this as tel aviv and Haifa are literally fire

>>211742531
>>211742578
If nothing else the Tel Aviv bombings showed that israelis aren't invincible.

>>211742481
but kissing your sister isn't?

>>211742595
*pharmaceutical
I am a fucking RE-TARD
FUCK

>>211742573
Yea

>The administration gives data of immigrant Medicaid enrollees to deportation officials, documents obtained by AP show.
wait I was told that never happened?

>>211739909
Idk but my parents drive a Mazda and their tenants drive a Mercedes.
My annual tuition was about $40,000 at the time.

>>211742596
Has a false flag happened yet?

mammalbros...we stay winning

>>211742671
I clicked on something else after that

>>211742665
sounds like a good idea, why should illegals be allowed to use medical systems that are being funded 100% by taxpayers?

>>211742691
platypus's goofier brother

>>211739611
It must have been connected to this thing:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton_(musical)

Its a biopic hip-hop musical where black and LatinX people pretend they were founding fathers. Super-popular when it came out, especially with lefties.

>>211742627
it's weirder to never kiss a girl at all than to kiss your sister. neither option is good but in life you have to compromise.

>>211742703
seems like a very good idea

need to drink

>>211742691
Echidnas not gonna be happy about this fr

>>211742612
So tragic for their people that their terrorists embedded themselves in population centers

>>211742726
Yes those were the songs they sang
I got my mom tickets for it on Christmas

Just wanted a nice girl, but apparently thats too much to ask these days

>>211742787
i can't to lerate!

>>211742726
this seems extremely jewish, like a major humiliation ritual designed to stomp on white Americans.
i'd like to see a Schindler's List reboot but all the jews are indians and all the nazis are BIPOCs. we could get Jamie Foxx to play Oskar Schindler and maybe Denzel could be Hitler.

>>211742787
It's probably because you're physically unattractive, in poor shape, and don't make a lot of money.

hope yall still holdin that shit down, feel me
we was steady flippin and hittin licks in them tempe days ahaha, iykyk

hehe

>>211742825
The thing with it was the guy who made it was insanely annoying and basically featured on PBS constantly if you understand me.

That military parade is so boring. I want more happenings in the Middle East.

>>211742895
have they asked anyone for help yet?

>>211742895
that never happened

>>211742920
Oh they don't need to ask. I am speaking, of course, about Macron's comments

Apparently I can't donate blood because I travel too much

>>211742959
what does the president of france have to do with america

>>211742974
pozzed

what started this whole thing

>>211742959
idk what you're talking about then because I don't follow any of this faggot shit at all. the only time I hear anything about it is when I come to /cum/ to cum.

>>211742994
I am not a member of the bareback brotherhood (I have never had sex)

>>211742996
yo momma being so fat

>>211742996
me, by accident
my bad

denounce Mohammed

Apparently I can't donate blood because I regulary have unprotected sex with other men.

>>211742984
France is eager to defend the aggressor

Zionist ethnic cleansing regime media reports a "serious security incident" in occupied Tabariyya ("Tiberias") as a result of Iran's missiles but REFUSES to give even a SCINTILLA of detail as to what exactly has unfolded!

We said it before the Flood as well as throughout the Flood and we will say it again now, even more emphatically: The Jews lie and hide their losses with more commonplace frequency than they exact interest in European Gentile countries.

Whatever casualty counts you see spewing from the 'Israeli' press, don't believe a LICK. It is not likely, possible or probable but GUARANTEED that it is much, MUCH higher.

Yallah, Iran! Can't stop, won't stop! 'Till the devils and the sons of the devils drop!

>>211743042
I was raised Christian, but I aint tryna make any spiritual enemies, just in case

>>211743042
I'm team George Foreman

when will gooning lose it's allure

>>211743053
>>211743069
denounce Mohammad right now

>>211742863
> physically unattractive
I’m average
> in poor shape,
Wrong. I’m in pretty great shape
> and don't make a lot of money.
Wrong again

But that woman was also in great shape, made 100k, and was physically attractive. Bitch was taking golf lessons hoping she could land a chad there. Hate whores so much. Few years later these whores will be like why can’t I land a good man

gooning is a worse word than cooming

>>211742440
arguably close to russia in terms of non-nuclear capabilities, although they've both been mowed down a lot in the past few years

miserable incel weebs should not mistake themselves for good men. not for one second.

>>211743142
>miserable incel weebs should not mistake themselves for good men
or really men at all

>>211742703
Why should I give a shit? My heckin taxarinoos go to far more unsavory things than giving immigrants healthcare.

>>211743088
Then it's probably your terrible personality

miserable incel GODS should know they are better than good men

>>211739395 (OP)
had diahrea again

>>211743228
why

>>211743183
>why should I give a shit

nice attitude.

can the real miserable incel weebs please stand up

beering myself up and listening to a guy guessing what language people are talking

>>211743239
celiac disease

Thinking about the pork ribs I'm gonna eat tomorrow hehe

>>211743295
fat fuck

>>211743304
wrong again canuck!

>>211743296
Doesn't taste great

Does anyone have that webm or gif of an old man kicking a woman for pissing on the street?

canuck = c'uck

>>211743187
Can women never be wrong, you retarded nigger?

>>211743349
haha no but I know what you're talking about

thank god i live in america where nothing will ever happen

>>211743392
What's more likely, all women are wrong, or you're awful?

>>211743228
was it chinese food?

the only winning move is not to play and i never lose

>>211743419
america is the ONLY country where things happen

:3

>>211743432
it was a deli slicer for about a week.
recovering from the effects still

>>211743466
then why have i never been personally affected?

>>211743497
Because you're an insignificant cocksucker

>>211743506
so are babies in gaza. but real shit is happening to them

these niggas still thinkin shit happens baka

>>211743528
They're not insignificant they inhabit some of the most controversial land in the world

why be a miserable chuddy incel when you can have your very own black kween

i think something will happen eventually probably, like we're due a big war

>>211743569
>>211743528
true. this is the holocaust of the decade

>>211743590
I assume you've been working hard to keep the Hitler clones safe and ready for WW3? We have put our faith in you Brazil.

If he didn't have a wife and kids I would've thought he was a ricchione

Ran out of dude weed lmao

>>211743569
they're still personally insignificant
they just happen to live in a place where things happen. unlike america

Chilling in bed with momberg

>>211743660
You must be a flyover because if you were anywhere important happenings would be going on as we speak.

For example I'm in California and a No King protester just flew over my house.

Why is Coinbase a sponsor of Trump's Military Birthday Parade

i miss television bros

>>211743708
you should be chilling in bed WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>211743732
>Birthday parade
It's the anniversary of the Army, moron. How stupid can you be

>>211743745
I'll do that when I get one

>>211743743
I wish I had tlc but momberg downsized the tv plan

>>211743580
white incels stop being incels the minute they get themeselves a brown girl, but of course none of them want that, and i totally understand it

If I ever meet a jew irl im calling him or her a baby killer and spitting in their face

>>211743767
It's also the anniversary of Zion Don slithering out of a Scottish twat

this season of this reality show called late stage capitalism is kinda shitty.
all these plot holes are never addressed but theres always another cliffhanger around the corner.

>>211743653
are you broke or have no plug?
in cali its easy to find dispensaries but expensive af with sin taxes

>>211743743
You shouldn't. I've watched it a few times when I travel for business and the state of cable TV in 2025 is fucking horrendous. It's non-stop ads every 4-6 minutes for like 3-5 minutes at a time. Shows are definitely shorter, to a point where they clearly edit shows down or end scenes early to sneak in an extra 15 seconds of advertising time.

Oddly enough, here in Canada we never used to see any pharmaceutical adverts on cable TV, that was exclusively an American thing. Now 80% of ads here are for pills that make your asshole fall out or your blood turn to oil it's insane. The rest are goyslop ads.

>>211743839
The average jew could batter you to pulp

https://www.youtube.com/live/TnTszz_O7u0

we're all in here btw

This canadian nigger hoe is so annoying

Jews have killed 50,000 children in the past 2 years and call other people hateful and evil lmao
The whole world is celebrating as Iran fires missiles at them

>>211743877
Do you get HIV med commercials too? Years ago this shit would only show up late at night

>>211743941
Yeah they show ads for faggot pills like PREP but it's not even late at night, shit comes on in the evening. It's revolting.

Trump's mom with Trumpy

I use my PC maybe 3 or 4 hours per week

odds get slop again tonight
evens get slop again tonight

>>211743939
Personally I just hate them for being Christ killers. And the blood libel, the coin clipping, faking the Holocaust, usury, the list goes on...

>>211744010
>0
LOL no slop for you

>>211743963
Yep I thought tv couldn't get any more degenerate now it's prep commercials and interracial couple commercials all the time

i'm my pc literally every single day every day my entire life except when i was at school and stuff

>>211742036
why do muslim monkeys always project their pedo tendencies (age of marriage for women is 9yo look it up, 85% grooming gangs in the west are of "asian" origin look it up etc.) and being in tunnels when their entire modus operandi is hiding in tunnels

LMAO

>>211744010
guess you better start chopping

>>211744046
WHY do you live in Israel?

>>211744040
the BMWF agenda is so painfully obvious, shows up in every single ad now. it's almost obligatory if the ad is more than 5 seconds long.

HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT WAR BETWEEN ISRAEL AND IRAN WHEN THERE ARE COUNTRY WIDE PROTESTS GOING ON (funded by Walmart™)?!?

GRAB ONTO YOUR LITTLE GONADS
AND STRIFE
GONADS
AND STRIFE

>>211744046
t.

>stop talking about the most rigged elections in Western history
>focus on brown people fighting instead!!!

My God, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. God of Israel, uncover the eyes of these infidels

>>211744051
yes LMAO it's one of your monkey borthers, btw 3 dead arabs as per now :)
https://x.com/Saher_News_24_7/status/1933990184712057038
>>211744088
keep seething, iran is getting hammered and there's nothing you can do about it

>>211744123
Hahahaha Haifa and tel aviv are getting obliterated by missiles

>>211744168
Uhh I asked a simple question, why do you live in Israel?

>>211744168
Hypersonic missle hitting Iran
Keep coping cohen
Im loving seeing you fucking inbred goblins get ACKD

why do you pretend to love palestinians so much?
i dont give a shit about anyone outside of america on principal, i hope they all blow each other up
why do you pretend to specifically hate israel?

>>211744218
I don't do any of that I just smoke weeeeed

>>211744176
I genuinely could not care less about Israel or Iran.
Saudi Arabia has shown themselves to be the most capable leader of the region and they do it without constantly chimping out so ideally both israel and iran don't exist after this conflict

>>211744241
This. I smoke weed and play video games

Casualties in israel from Iranian missle attacks is much higher than israel says it is
They are lying about their deaths and injuries
I reckon at least 100 j*ws have died so far

>>211744241
same ive had some steak marinating for a little while in the fridge im about to hit penberg again and go cook it up

I drink and play video games

>>211744276
>I drink and play video games WITH MY WHITE GERMANIC GIRLFRIEND

Drunks and potheads unite
Fuck those hard drug users fent and meth

when will jews and muzzies realize that no one outside of their tiny communities cares about their thirdie strife? shut the fuck up about it and go to /pol/.

CLEAN IT UP JANNY.

My crackhead neighbors have started mowing their lawn for the first time ever but they just kind of go in random directions and constantly run over rocks and other shit

I love seeing jews die
I love seeing israel get bombed

>>211744055
>>211744023
0 is even

My old crackhead neighbor once gave me a lead pipe that I would swing around

>>211744314
>>211744255

>>211744362
just like the video games

I need therapy

>>211744338
fun fact! it's actually not.
hope this helps!

>>211744338
>Mexican education

>>211744391
You'll need physical therapy after taking this dyick

>>211744335
Bruh stfu no one wants to hear about it

In mathematics, zero is an even number. In other words, its parity—the quality of an integer being even or odd—is even. This can be easily verified based on the definition of "even": zero is an integer multiple of 2, specifically 0 × 2. As a result, zero shares all the properties that characterize even numbers: for example, 0 is neighbored on both sides by odd numbers, any decimal integer has the same parity as its last digit—so, since 10 is even, 0 will be even, and if y is even then y + x has the same parity as x—indeed, 0 + x and x always have the same parity.

>>211744215
>same hit from 4 different angles
>AI slop midway because not enough material
>pics of sirens
did you know iran can only shoot at night from their own fucking country or else their launchers will ge bombed, did you know they didn't even shoot at tel aviv today despite we attacking in teheran, did you know they killed 3 arabs today... and that's it. Just face it, we're better than you

cute seeing the military parade of soon to be deployed golems

>>211744434
>zero is an integer multiple of 2, specifically 0 × 2.
This doesn't make sense.

>>211744458
hopefully deployed in mexico

>>211744241
>>211744259
Weed makes you slow. At least beer heightens your emotions.

NEW
>>211744444

310

they're playing sweet child of mine on the military parade

>>211744365
>your government steals your money to fund foreign wars

>that means you shuold join the side your government supports, instead of hating your government
do glowies even think about the comics the propaganda they push? this makes no fucking sense
filthy dumb glownigger scum

>>211744365
faggot reply

>>211744436
Iranian Ballistic Missiles heading for Tel Aviv this time.
Jeruslam is targeted too, pretty much all of Central Israel.

everybody gangsta til the rathi overlay starts