happy birthday edition

>>211740326
(8) why'd you only wank to gay porn when youre hungover (8)

britain is now full of biomass replication machines
it's over

yarted off that evil nigga poindexter pack

mum and dad flew to greece for a cruise friday morning.
not heard from them yet. bit worried

>>211740377
The Jew is always a dissident, but he is always a Jew.

>kill urself reeeeee i am a woman

off to run 2.5km and then come home x

>>211740346

Trans rights and Communism
Nazis should all follow Hitler's example and kill themselves in their basement if they're so triggered by minorities

Zionism is palatable Nazism for porn addicted incels, especially Poojeets.

sorry for calling you a robot canslad that was mean

i bet the ghetto is a fun place to live actually
always some mayhem going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6YpOBJSKWY

>>211740366 (OP)
This we'll defend.

>wwiii still not happening
Boring
I need to be allowed to start a group to deport all Anglo-Saxons from my country

Got gulag on the morrow team 7:00 am to 17:00 pm but grim but oh well three days off after. Want to draw another anime character maybe Juvia (Fairy Tail) she's beautiful.

>>211740420
princess wand is the worst thing i've heard in a while

>>211740420
um, what's princess wand ?

>>211740423
sisypuss

>>211740366 (OP)
happy birthday pvt gomez, col garcia and sgt ramirez!

>>211740433
Stunning and brave.

>>211740456
EW int it true you call your cock a "hen" to make it sound more feminine?

>>211740420
wish someone would suck my princess wand but there seems to be something wrong with it, on my foreskin its red and segmented looks almost earth wormish

mad and mental just how over it is

>>211740462
It's a penis. A man's penis.

Honestly lads, when you think about it, the Endloesung was one hell of a plan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8N4zpJcKkc

>>211740366 (OP)
US army, The most expensive AND USELESS army in the world

Literally a joke at this point

>>211740488
You wil die and unloved virgin chud full of rage

>>211740507
e's avin a go

just found out Northumbria means "north of the Humber"

some saturday night i'm having btw

>>211740493
Yes that is true

>>211740501
Endlosung*

>>211740456
>Only draws girls
>Never talks about men or crushes on guys
Ahhhhh. Didn't see that coming.

LADS
Jester hats will be THE "thing" for this winter, just thought I'd let you know

how's that old iron dome looking

>>211740507
The us army has always been an efficient postal service

/brit/ is ZOG
zionist occupied general

>>211740548
kill jester

>>211740544
I'm actually bisexual Timmy.

>>211740571
many such cases

>>211740571
/brit/ is POG
poo occupied general
POOOOOOOO
GAAAAAAAANG

>>211740548
That seems unlikely.

I give off ROCKSTAR VIBES!

>>211740497
it's not over until the last weapon is pried out of the cold hands of the last white man

>>211740514
You're still a heterosexual incel lad, wearing women's kit didn't bring the lesbians around did it? Lol

it's over

latest footage just in from jerusalem

You use a condom & bitches be like "so how was it" I have no clue baby

>>211740395
>>211740454
>>211740497
I am deeply troubled by the biomass.

anyone fancy doxing themselves for a laughj

so fucking sick of trannies and hearing about them
perverted eternally online weirdos

>>211740583
>I'm a actually attracted to women and myself pretending I'm a woman.
Big flex.

>>211740664
Wtf is this real

>US army
Keep trying - can't lose 'em all!

ISREAL TAKE MY ENERGY

>>211740656
i would die to remove mudslimes from japan

>>211740669
been stalking a few of the london lads

>>211740675
they should all be killed

Am I the only person who never had a weekend toil job or never had a toil job with shifts?
spaino's laest tranny intduced posting made me wonder that

I would die to remove japs from Japan

>>211740656
No one can escape the brown plague

Dead jews make me happy
Multiple fatalities in Haifa here
God bless iran

>>211740617
Would

Anybody who hasn’t lost their virginity before 20 should be put on some sort of sex offender style register where they have to announce that they’re virgins to the whole street door by door

been looking especially gaunt and tired recently

Thinking about ringing my brother. Not talked to him in ages and I'm not ashamed to say I miss him. But I know he will be busy and I don't want to impose on him. Maybe I never should have moved.

https://youtu.be/h3LNi-aPXuc

biomass virus

>>211740729
GOD DAMN IRAN

ALL POWER TO ISREAL

>>211740723
never done shift work, sounds grim

>>211740639
2015
>Hate uni
>No mates
>Suicidal
>Anorexic
>Anhedonia
>Drop out of uni
>Shoplifting problem
>Poor relations with family

2025
>Doing a STEM degree (1st year complete)
>Do taekwondo
>Have mates
>Do digital art
>Lots of hobbies (anime, video games, languages, drawing, martial arts, history)
>Work at the UK'a best paying supermarket
>Have retail management experience from last job
>Get on well with mum, nice sister and brothers

Yeah I'd say things are better now mate

>>211740759
isn't that fashionable though

thinking about black people

>>211740757
So the local indian family can find them a nice girl to marry?

>>211740763
You should like a woman
Man the fuck up and ring him

>>211740763
Call him up lad let him know you love him and he's been on your mind

>>211740656
How does this keep happening? Must be those unnamed deep state actors again, we may never know!

>be me
>live half a mile from St James' Park
>Sam Fender concert on
>50,000 normies singing along and enjoying themselves
Shut the fuck up, you normie NPC cunts.

Listening to the Braveheart soundtrack and having a cry thinking about what those heartless bastards down south did to him

I'm in a tent lmao

>>211740810
Go forth and rape

>>211740786
Retail is disgusting and for pigs.

>>211740788
I'm an ugly bastard thoughever

Arabs are shit at fighting israel
It was only when the jews started attacking Iran that they started actually getting their shit pushed in
Its because Iran is aryan
Only good Arabs are the Palestinians and the Yemenis

>>211740786
and still no drivers license LOL actually kys i know im just feeding into your fantasy character

poo

>>211740763
Ring him. My brother died and I wish I'd been kinder to him.

>>211740833
I'm right outside

>>211740814

>>211740810
same again tomorrow too, i'm sick of it
also it makes me feel weird when i find out one of you lives near me

Need the current monarchy replaced with a randomly selected family of good character

>>211740842
Iran's asshole has been getting gaped. They landed about 10 of 1000 missles in parking lots

Mad how Sir Keir is now far right

>>211740842
wow epic take definitely not schizophrenic gibberish

>>211740842
no its because israel has american support

>>211740786
2015
>nobody cares

2025
>nobody cares

>>211740833
Why?

>>211740853
no you aren't I just checked

>>211740849

>>211740814
Rides a lot better than other Teslas I've been in, and the petrol tank is a big plus for me

>>211740830
One of his quarters was nailed up in my city lol

PINKPANTHERESS, CHARLI XCX AND SHYGIRL

LMAO

>>211740887
giving it a test run in the garden before I use it proper

>>211740849

>>211740786
>2015
Any chance that you were experiencing normal teenage distress and confusion that merely every teenager experiences at that age? Now I'm sure that the NHS informed you that your natural teen angst was due to transgenderism, and got you started on SSRI and HRT because those are highly lucrative drugs that produce billions in profits annually.

LADS I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I just opened the first can

might browse adultwork

Does anyone likes footgirls here?

>>211740849

>>211740909
ppt is gigaleng

>>211740932
Me

>>211740879
Huge cope, we've all seen Tel Aviv being hammered

>>211740909
get that FREAK on the right away from the girlies

Please stream PinkPantheress' latest mixtape 'Fancy That' if you can. Available at all good streaming services.

>>211740909
You're taking the piss now

>>211740879

>>211740909
rotten whores

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, that's life, tryna make ends meet, you're a slave to money then you die

>>211740856
Weird. I'm in Sandyford. You?

Crikey, just shat myself.

trips and the nukes fly tonight

>>211740830
Imagine Executioner Giles down the pub afterwards telling people, "you'll never guess what he said while I was cutting his willy off!"

>>211740656
Absolutely disgusting.

Japan needs Unit731 back

>>211740982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vGa-yLiso

>>211740956
Based

leftypol going to egypt to protest gaza and getting pelted with piss jugs by all the local

>>211740797
I don't want to bother him.

>>211740804
We are British, not Americans.

>>211740852
Yes. My sister is gone and I wish I could talk to her. But my brother has his own life, a wife and baby, and he has his own business. And he has the weekend free of our mum.

>>211740997
..

>>211740971
what's that thing flying upwards

nothing is happening

what do you think your life would have been like if you were born in the states

>Like, at a certain point, we're gonna have to build some machinery, inside our guts, to help us deal with this. Because the technology is just gonna get better and better and better and better. And it's gonna get easier and easier, and more and more convenient, and more and more pleasurable, to be alone with images on a screen, given to us by people who do not love us but want our money. Which is all right. In low doses, right? But if that's the basic main staple of your diet, you're gonna die. In a meaningful way, you're going to die.
kek this is me

>>211741028
missile bounced

>>211741023
rorke getting racially replaced

Tel aviv looking PENG

>>211741028
some kind of air defence missile being launched

>>211741025
JUST FUCKING CALL HIM YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKING CUNT, lad
He'll appreciate it too

prada glasses in the club I can't even see
might go to sleep in the VIP

got no more alcohol
just vibes for me for now on de lada

There goes that fucking bitch, how dare she?!

>>211741028
israeli escape pod

something just happened

>>211741092
why is this bitch so smug?

>>211741092

>>211741105
haha

>>211741092
her content is absolutely pathetic

W T F blonde bae just messaged me!!!
she wanting it!

>>211740366 (OP)
We love you USA! Please annex us! We will submit to your every demand and we will even stage a grand apology every 4th of July for the trauma we caused as your former colonising masters!

leftypol getting thrown off a roof for being gay by the muslims he invited in

ruby wank on the cards

tonight i will drink a whole bottle of buffalo trace and wank myself silly

>>211741114
Looks quite peng here

>>211741135
when you become a republic we will form a dual union like austria-hungary

imagine brutally murdering roobee and then wearing her clothes and filming a video in her room

>>211741023
Listen to it with audio
“You have white hearts!”

I'm a hot girl
pop girl
rich girl
I'm a bitch girl

>>211741075
He might be busy. Or sleeping in, he lived abroad and it's still morning there.

think the missus might be retarted

Goes hard

Imagine spaffing in Ruby's tight, moist fanny!

surrupticiously looking for off licenses still open in my vicinity

>>211740882
Hoo boy, this is gonna be fun if all the truth comes out how Labour MPs and councillors facilitated this for decades.

Seeing Iranian missiles blow tel aviv up makes my willy erect lads

>>211741151
No we don't deserve equal treatment, we deserve SUBJUGATION! Subjugate us right now!

>>211741168
you're such a sadcase max

>>211741151
>Not the rebel colonies rejoining British America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkwZ2uQu2hE

>>211740730
couldve been cute if she didnt whore out with the legs

>>211741178
state of that torso

>>211741178
everyone with tattoos are retarded

>>211741028
Plastic Dome.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/sefton-park-model-boat-club-31850080

>>211741192
they'll supress those parts, don't you worry

>>211741202
who's max

>>211741178
Why? She’s just playing

>>211741047

>>211741140
>he invited in
Rorke thinks neoliberals are communists, and neoliberals think neoconservatives are Nazis. They've got you so confused you should piss out of your arse and shit from your nostrils.

>>211741207
corr is Martha losing the weight?

>>211741262
why is it off-centre

WHY THE FUCK IS IT OFF-CENTRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>211741178
I too love toys. I recognise that van from Aliexpress.

I invented pooing

>>211741262
got an email address mate? want to send you a message

>>211741276
no

>>211741179
Bet I could take him, the rickets-ridden iron-laden leprauchaun
Probably just hold his head while he swung his little arms like a windmill

>>211741262

coomer coomer coomer coomer coomerchameleon

you coom and go
you coom and go~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ang6Fw9Ff2k

the fwb says we're in a "situationship" whatever the fuck that means

Uhuh.

Doing a big think about how Roland from The Dark Tower series is forever trapped in an endless cycle of despair caused by his own actions

>be me
>have a new hobby of taking lewd photos of toys
Anyone more pathetic than me?
Yeah, thought not.

new creps

>>211741262
must have been mad to have been an old man who was born in the german confederation, seen the rise and fall of the german empire, seeing this flag and all the other stuff

all or nuttin podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmt8ez7CwhQ

got a big hole in my boxers

>>211741388
Lol

a youtube video of mine just hit 1 billion views

>>211741414
got a big hole in my bum

all the prossies in my area are old, fat or asian

the cronem, they're sceeting arent dey

doing a big hike tomorrow.

>>211741396
trannies are disgusting

>>211741443
get the old fat asian shagged

>>211741450
no you aren't.

>>211741443
what's wrong with Asian?

>>211741287
Same reason as our flag is off-centre matey x Easy alignment when you raise the flag

-2 choking in it

I only leave the house so I don't feel guilty about not leaving the house

>>211741450
good lad, hope you have a good time

>>211741487
God bless our wonky flag

For me it is Katara

>>211741443
Big fan of shooting my load into old fat asian ladies' arseholes, me

despise my rotten life

>>211741348
Sounds like something you witnessed in a movie lad. Your fwb is your left hand.

>>211741262
DIE FAHNE HOCH!

feel nauseous when i think about the future/my future

>>211741526
>>211741554

>>211741510
cronem wen the 3 pm ting is no more -2

There's 20 year old Saudi girls who have been executed or been sentenced to 40 years in prison for writing a single tweet criticising the absolute monarchy.
Mental that Britain considers such a country our ally and then has the gall to criticise places like Cuba or China.

all stand for la marseillaise

made a Caesar salad earlier to go with the pizza. Ate the pizza but don't fancy the salad. Anyone want it?

Thinking about the 2010-2024 Tory Reich. Literally the most destructive government we've ever had. A chimp in a suit and tie could have done a better job at running the country than the Conservatives.

Mad how a bright future is ahead for Britain
Always seems a bit pessimistic in here but rorke will save this country within our lifetimes I am 100% convinced

away to bed lads night night don't stay up too late x

i think you all hate me and it HURTS...

>>211741541
it's some millennial nonsense i think

>>211741287
It's centred on the NSDAP flag.

on the beers so I is

katy choking on pg tip rn

i get the impression that the uk and germany are the two countries where right-wing thought is cracked down on the hardest

>>211741178
this is a man

At the end of the day lads, the Swastika will one day be the flag of the White race.

>>211741588
why does the caesar dressing look so... pearlescent?

omds...

rorke doing a freestyle rap for 49 minutes straight with no pause

>>211741590
afternoon commiemong

>>211741590
I know what goys like, I know what goys want

on a coke comedown
realising that i've lost control of my life
its the same shite over and over on repeat for the past few years

>>211741597
I believe in Rorke.

ZOOOOOM YOU CHASED THE DAY AWAY

>>211741450
Can I come?

>>211741661
get some more in it's weekend night they'll be about

guy who's obviously selling weed out his car just signaled me over, got confused as to why i came over to his car, then realised that people who aren't buying weed also walk on the street sometimes. Interesting interaction

might buy some gold

>>211741668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htobTBlCvUU

>>211741648
Rorke's lungs collapsing because he didn't breathe in once during the last five minutes and being remembered by the mandem for all time as a rap martyr

>>211741388
always go in the disabled toilet me. love how roomy they are, they've usually got a mirror I can check myslef out in, and they're only ever occupied by people like me.

Arkansas teen girl mauled to death while trying to feed neglected pack of 30 to 40 dogs: ‘Kindest soul’

>>211741723
well they were made for you after all

the handicapped stall, or as i like to call it, the master bedroom

>>211741649
I'm as Rorke as they come, the Tories did literally nothing right for the common man - they only served big business and their donor pals, and I doubt they did either of those two things very well.

who is the best british porn whore

>might buy some gold

might buy some 3-MMC drugules to try

>>211741590
I know what goys like, I know what goys want.

The Sam Fender gig is over and the normies are fucking off home, thank god. Sounds like there were fireworks at the end which pleased their childlike NPC minds no end.

>>211741759
mad how accurate that is

>>211741731
bit like going on safari and running straight out of your jeep towards the lions

why now?

since 4chan came back 4chan x has been buggy 50% of the time when you try to copy paste an image to post

>>211741746
absolute top bins post, that

GOONER ALERT
WANKING WANKER MASTURBATING PERSON DETECTED
VVVV
>>211741753
>>211741753
>>211741753
^^^^^^^
AVOID GOONING AND GOONERS AT ALL COSTS

>>211741661
where do you buy it? Aren't you afraid it will be cut with shit like Fentanyl or christ knows what?

>>211741796
that'll get whitey to sign up to die for israel

>>211741798
has worked every time for me :/

>>211741798
been fine for me
what do you mean buggy?

>>211741796
A blairite quango told him to and sir blairbot doesn't ever do anything that blair doesn't like

>>211741731
People underestimate dogs. Most people think that they could handle a dog if it ever went wild, maybe even several dogs, but the fact of the matter is that I reckon most people would probably struggle to handle a Labrador.

shitain needs a military coup

>>211741781
Have no clue who Sam Bender is

>>211741824
>>211741826
just says posting error and I have to open it up in the tegaki paint tool thing and then it works

>>211741676
Of course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htobTBlCvUU

>>211741796
>The prime minister previously argued a national inquiry was not necessary, but has changed his view following an audit into group-based child sexual abuse led by Baroness Casey, which is set to be published next week.

>>211741590
>“We sincerely thank Theresa May for being a true friend to the Jewish community during her time in office. While Mrs May has been Prime Minister, her Government has adopted the IHRA definition of antisemitism; marked the Balfour Centenary with pride; banned terror organisation Hizballah; increased security funding to the CST so that our schools, community centres and places of worship are protected; opposed anti-Israel bias at the UN Human Rights Council; supported our Jewish schools through resolving issues around Gift Aid; drove forward plans for a Holocaust memorial beside Parliament and signed a trade agreement with Israel for trade post-Brexit. We will also never forget Mrs May’s powerful speech to the Board of Deputies following the terrorist massacres in Paris in 2015, when she said ‘without its Jews Britain would not be Britain’ and held up a sign saying “Je Suis Juif”. We will always appreciate her friendship and support.”

Dey built it n stuff

>>211741819
dont think that happens much in this country

>>211741731
socio-economic reasons

>>211741851
The original plan of letting the councils that allowed the abuse to occur to do their own review was legitimately insulting. I bet many of the councillors who allowed and enabled it are still in charge. This is what they should have done from the start.

might get into drawing
any thoughts, concerns, that sort of thing

>>211741753
sophie dee

we need a white chief keef

>>211741895
yeah

>>211741895
are you taking commissions

>>211741844
i think the average man could kill or at least scare off a pitbull or similar aggressive dog, but they'd have to be prepared for it
most people just aren't expecting danger, or wait too long before fighting back and that's why they end up with their throat ripped out

blonde bae wants me

>>211741895
>any thoughts
try to avoid those, if I can

>>211741895
draw one of your poos

>>211741847
>just says posting error
i bet you are doing this:
>copy image
>paste to 4chan x
>copy something else (text or whatnot)
>clipboard loses the image
>try to submit
>posting error
happened to me a bit before i realized what was going on

>>211741796
pretending to give a shit about the white working class they actually hate. They have to give a little now and again to get away with the big stuff.

>>211741888
They still will be

Don't. Talk. Shit.

>>211741913
yeah
>>211741916
nah
>>211741920
same
>>211741922
alright

can see why heathermong racebaits so much
place is very boring and it's the only way to get consistent (You)s

>>211741924
ahhhhhhhh this makes sense thank you
just assumed it'd stay saved in the clipboard

>>211741590
Poonited Singhdom of Grim Shitskins and Poorthern Direland, but we LOVE OUR JEWS.

>>211741918
the average briton is an out-of-shape 5'9 40 year old man and has never been in a fight in his life. a properly vicious, feral pibble would absolutely destroy him.

barclays wank

>>211741895
what are you going to draw

>>211741944
can u draw sonic the hedgehog but he's like, really fat, and rubbing his big fat belly
that would be funny i think ha

violent slamming going on upstairs
lil timmy downstairs? mmhmm nun he cud do bout dat shi x

oh will you go to fucking bed
you're boring me

>>211741968
dunno
think you're meant to start with circles so i might draw some of those
>>211741969
i'll get that drawn for you as soon as i can draw

>>211741979
Ziedophile lurking mmhmm… nun those toddlers cud ever do xx

>>211742000
>>211742000
>>211742000

>>211741996
>>211741996
>>211741996

>>211741958
yh i have no idea why it's done that way but repasting the image seems to fix it

so... why do boomers love israel so much? the generations before and after weren't/aren't fond of them at all - but for some reason 45-70 year olds can't get enough of them

>>211742007
>>211742013
state

>>211741964
1v1 arena combat the man would win that's all im saying, man would use superior height

Janny is not going to like this

>>211742032
they believe it fulfills biblical prophecy which is why they're very accelerationist because they want to see the end times before they cark it

>>211741979
>>

>>211741995
>>211741995
>>211741995