what do you think of military parades in your country?
picrel
>2 blondes 1 black
you just know..

>>211747492 (OP)
SAAAR

>>211747492 (OP)
Is that it?

>>211747492 (OP)
quintessentially third world

>>211747492 (OP)
i don't concern myself with the pathetic displays of power by the establishment

>>211747508
it's ok when france and UK do it though right?
fuck off faggot retard, go get shot by an illegal

>>211747492 (OP)
our parade is in tehran rn

>>211747492 (OP)
That looks really sad. My local pride parade did better.

.

>>211747492 (OP)
I know Americans don't really do goosestepping... but come the fuck on.

Just about anything would be better than this.

>>211747529
Nobody fucked by cares heeb

>>211747543
They aren't even in step this looks so bad

I am a vet and this is embarrassing

>>211747545
here's one >>211747545

>>211747545
Don't talk that way about our greatest ally, cry more

>>211747526
>it's ok when france and UK do it though right?
Yes they are third world as well

>>211747559
Even the CINC is disgusted. Didn't wave once yeesh.

>>211747539
>australian flag
>pro chinese post
like pottery

>>211747492 (OP)
They treated like shit by their country and citizens, why even bother?

>>211747543
Lmao god damn

like everything modern it has no SOVL https://youtu.be/AfuVa1erbSo?si=DTVVv-XiljdfITy_&t=27

>>211747492 (OP)
>>211747539
>>211747543
Christ, even the French does better on Bastille day

>>211747643
I'm actually indian

Demoralization thread

This was really badly executed. Drumf probably wanted a show like the stuff they do in third world shitholes.

>we will surely beat you with our superior goose stepping techniques

>>211747710
That's every thread here, fatty

>>211747735
kek

>>211747607
wtf is that

>>211747492 (OP)
LMAOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAVQVQVAHAHABAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>211747578
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>>211747726
Yeah, he started wanting this after seeing France's.

>>211747757
lol

>>211747543
That’s how I walk when I follow through on a fart and need to make a speedy but inconspicuous exit to the bathroom

>>211747746
>we are weak please give us a bigger budget!

>>211747757
You just dont know how to parade and you will NEVER

>>211747787
Yeah, we're not third world enough.

>>211747749
Patriotism, commie.

>>211747559
>I am a vet
thank you for your service

>>211747802
Only parade you know how to do are pride parades

>>211747822
I didn’t know frogs go to the vet

>>211747829
>tf
>tp

>>211747846
Weak comeback. I accept your admission of defeat.

>>211747802
Sure, with your additive laden food, homicide rate of 15, life expectancy rate, morbid obesity, you're certainly not a third world nation

just give them weapons to carry, it'll look 100 times better even if they walk like they've just shat their pants.
also I thought americans didn't like these displays, what changed?

Give the seppos a break. It's pride month over there, their best marchers are busy indulging in the other great past time, waving their neovag in front of children

>>211747710
Demoralization parade more like, I can't imagine how fat and soulless you have to be to defend this

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>>211747895
None of those matter. Caring about those useless indicators is thirdie
GDP is the only thing that determines first world status
We are zero world at this point

>>211747895
I'd rather have food with preservatives than food that gives me cancer.

>>211747949
Don't forget Palantir

>>211747492 (OP)
Unironically thought that white and blue flag at the beginning was the Israeli flag

>>211747939
didn't say it was good, i could care less about some stupid parade, I just stated that this is a demoralization thread which it is

>>211747988
You care more about a 4chan shitpost than what's happening in reality?

>>211747988
Go outside and frolic, it's summer over there yeah? Can't be that bad where you are

>>211747957
>he believe the line

>>211747965
Bro...

>>211747543
This is the most embarrassing shit I have seen in my life, and part of our army marches shirtless, with their dicks half out and being lead by a literal goat.

the people were very whelmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVuGP748ZMo

>>211747543
Belgian cadets vibes

>>211748118
Why are they all fat

>>211748118
absolute specimens

>>211748056
Additives add more stuff to your food it's good. Preservatives preserve food, and likely have a similar effect on cells preserving them better

>>211748063
SOVL

>>211747726
But he DID get a parade in a third world shithole.
It was more pride parade than military but whatever.

>>211748118
Always funny to see the rednecks descend on Washington.

>>211747543
Best part is that they're SOC (special forces), best of the best in America
just lmfao

>>211749142
>special forces
They certainly seem to be.

>>211748063
SOVL

>>211748118
why is everyone so out of shape?

>>211748118
Dismal.

>>211749142
>SOC (special forces)

Those aren't special forces. Those are regular ass infantrymen who went through Airborne. AKA, every single infantryman who isn't a total washout.
Also, SOC isn't special forces. SOF is special forces.

You're fucking retarded if you think they're sending SF to walk around in a parade

>>211747902
Trump wanted it

>>211747902
>also I thought americans didn't like these displays, what changed?
i don't know how you haven't noticed yet but people aren't exaggerating when they say maga is a cult

>Pledge unflinching support to Israel
>Country rots from the inside out
pottery

my fellow brown countrymen

>>211749561
what a joke

>>211747543
damn
hopefully their marines and navy are better

>>211747492 (OP)
>>211747539
>>211747543
Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.

>>211749561
Holy shit what a shithole this has become in just 6 months
"it's for the army's birthday not my birthday" my ass

>>211748152
Magapedes. They look like that or skinny fat. They aren't conservative but a branch of it. 25% of the country.
You get why normal white people like me absolutely despise the fat disgusting subhumans fucking embarrassing never take shit seriously. Hang them all. Fucking doing a parade for the army while a branch of the army national guard soldiers are arresting americAns for being In groups in public is retarded.
T.actual conservative

>>211747492 (OP)
This military parade is so fucking bad. Lmao

>>211749517
Too many third worlders turn your country third world, who could’ve seen that coming

>>211747539
>>211747543
I've seen gay pride marches more intimidating than this

>>211747492 (OP)
no goose step - not a real parade
simple as

>>211749968
>normal white people like me
Post hand and wrist, and are you made they are deporting people too?

>>211748118
Are Americans even humans?

>>211750028
Mad*………

>>211747543
kek this
it's like a parade of kindergarten kids or POW on the move

>>211750028
Nigga read what you wrote..get off line your ass is deranged lol

>>211747492 (OP)
Doesn't look very impressive. I remember a military guy said this was supposed to be basically a recruitment show

>>211750074
Alot of brass thinks it's bad timing and alot of money was skimmed

>>211750069
LMAO Youre brown as a booty hole huh

>>211750100
50 million just gone.
For a parade. And a shitty parade at that.

>$50 million

>>211750074
The problem is the militaries in third world countries like North Korea and France don't actually do anything so they can afford to spend months doing nothing but practicing marching, meanwhile in the US you'll never march once you finish AIT.

Were there more people protesting than following the parade lmao

>>211750114
They should’ve sent the whole parade after non Americans to deport them

>>211750187
Don't the French have overseas operations?

>>211748063
This is fucking great,extremely badass

>>211750190
Yes, and the cope is that entry was limited - in reality, very few people in DC gave a fuck and only so many rednecks from Appalachia bothered driving in
More people in DC, NYC, LA, Chicago, Houston, and every other major city turned out to protest

>>211750210
Why would zion don do that?
Just reminding everyone obongo and biden deported more people than drumbf.
This is all just theatre.

>>211750210
Hegseth was probably drunk out of his mind at that meeting when they were discussing marching the army down to the DC protest and arresting everyone

>>211750190
yeah

>>211750226
This looks like AI slop you'd get when prompting gay military

>>211748187
>>211749239
>>211750226
belorussians did the same on their recent parade and were mocked relentlessly. that's not fair.

>>211747492 (OP)
>you just know..
that the unarmed ones are being escorted to the barracks to get broken by the buck breakers behind them.

>>211750256
The numbers you reference are different. Obama and Biden counted people turned away at the border as “deportations” + normal ICE deportations. Trumps numbers just use ICE deportations and there are up to 90% less people coming to the border since he has been president. The Jews reined him in saying agricultural, hotel, and some other workers won’t be deported atm. Also 500k Chinese students or some other bullshit. In terms of actual deportations and keep less immigrants in he is certainly doing better though. Hopefully the person after him will not be so lenient and beholden to the Jews

>>211747492 (OP)
Is that incelwalk?

>>211750283
What are the protests for? Is this more retarded immigration stuff or did something else happen

>>211750326
I heard this from daily shoah, I trust them more than you

>>211750378
Nigga who

>>211747492 (OP)
>>211747543
why the fuck are they marching like that? did they not get the "how to march" memo?

>>211750359
Are you stupid? Everyone was protesting today, No Kings.

>>211750549
Why are they protesting against monarchy when the only king you have is burger king?

>>211750549
I didn’t see any protests when I was out and about today so didn’t know about em. Are they calling trump a king or something? Are these the type of leftards that idolize European countries even though some are still monarchies?

>>211747543
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>>211750581
Which one of these idolized European countries is an absolute monarchy?

>>211750648
Never said absolute monarchy. No president has been close to any monarch, and realistically at this point a monarch that actually enforced what the founders of America envisioned
in a modern lens would be preferable to retard 1 or retard 2 eroding the country every election. After searching it seems like some plebbit shit so they could all get nuked for all I care

>>211747492 (OP)
>>211747543
mutt kino bros, we're eating good today

>>211750292
looks low-rent without uniforms

>>211750283
>>211750549
>>211750734
To be fair it's mostly organized by old coots.

>>211750815
>boomers try to destroy the country once again

>>211750795
humiliation ritual

>>211747492 (OP)
how low have the mighty fallen

>>211750795
Reddit: The Army.

>>211747492 (OP)
>They played Fortunate Son to a Vietnam War draft dodger
What did they mean by this?

oh nononoo

holy humilliation ritual
>Sponsored by Palantir
how is this even possible? what even is Palantir?

>>211747492 (OP)
they're pretty cool i guess. i'll go if its close by.

>>211747492 (OP)
Imagine being a zogbot in 2025

>>211749561
>Welcome, welcome to city 17

>>211750549
so its againts the brits?

>>211747492 (OP)
Lmao why now though? Shouldn't they be doing this on the Fourth of July instead?

>>211751582
god king trump wanted it on his birthday

>>211751596
Haha that's lame. The dude isn't even trying to hide it at this point.

>>211747492 (OP)
Gonna have our 59th one this year we do it every year

>>211747492 (OP)
There was literally a military parade in my cunt yesterday. Having to use tanks is tacky when you should be able to impress with just your lads and horsies

>>211747746
probably doesn't help he's talking about them on Signal to be fair

>>211749561
>>211748118
>>211747543
banana republic levels of embarrassment

>>211751522
it's a company that compiles data on american citizens to make predictions
they're mostly famous for developing ai kill systems that israel uses to kill palestinians, organizing covid vaccine rollout, jailing the guys who stormed the capitol and being founded by peter thiel and some jew who believes the world should be subservient to america and israel

I can't believe we're officially a third world country now...

>>211747492 (OP)
I wonder, does Germany have an equivalent to this? I mean they certainly also have a long history of military exploits which dont necessarily have to include Nazi Germany. Like it would be great to see Teuton Knights, Landsknecht or the prime of the Kaiser's army march but something tells me Germany isnt very patriotic. Kudos to USA anons, I think the parade was pretty awesome and I enjoyed it a fair deal.

If you are not doing goose stepping then why even bother?
>>211751531
basado

>>211751738

Is that you?
>>211531647

>>211747492 (OP)
Indian army is better.

>>211751902
Unironically

>>211751931
Trump would be way cooler if he did that circus shit for his bday. Make it really extravagant with a huge cake and shit

>>211747543
Yeah they oughta just stick to airshows. It's their equivalent anyways.

>>211751662
why does Singapore have tanks anyway? you're an island, surely artillery + infantry would be enough?

>>211748120
Those "cadets" had the excuse of that literally being their first time marching. This was just pathetic to look at.

>US military parade
>It Ain't Me starts playing

hate parades, in my country they fucking love parades, I bet in a war our army will get rekt, because they will parade straight into a line of enemy fire lol.

>>211752073
who scheduled this shit? the weather is awful for a parade.

>>211747492 (OP)
its just something that happens every year on the 1st of december
we don't have much military to parade around

>>211747543
Everyone in the army has become autistic , what the hell? You know they are thinking about walking and being watched walking which is why it’s so unnatural.

>>211752313
they're supposed to be marching, isn't that the first thing you learn in boot camp?

>>211752023
Our defense is offence

>>211748063
>>211748187
>>211750226
>>211749239

https://youtu.be/8XULTHbK5z8?list=RD8XULTHbK5z8

>>211747543
Belgian army vibes.

>>211752254
>who scheduled this shit?
Trump because he wanted it to be on his birthday

>>211747543
on one hand I've heard horror stories of thirdie militaries spending more time training for parades than they do for combat
but marching is supposed to be the one thing even the lowest ranks are meant to do

>>211749561
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1933636826075389952/vid/avc1/720x1280/3sZ70_8-iezR6uqj.mp4

MOGGED by Kimmy.

No wonder Trump is jealous and wanted his parade to be just like his.

Women and men shouldnt be marching together, mixing genders looks awful.

>>211747492 (OP)
>viewer discretion advised
Umm what’s about to happen???

>>211752561
life-threatening second hand embarrassment

>>211752544
not the first president to turn into a retard after a visit to north korea...
>>211752557
nah they are cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g42ruU-Duk&t=131s

>>211752146
They actually DID have instrumental for It Ain't Me, but they didn't do it when showcasing their Vietnam War shit.

What a SHIT parade!

>>211751522
>>211751738
Palantir is based. Everything was planned. Palantir was tasked to harvest all American data back in May.

>>211747543
Can't even tell if their zogwalk parade was meant to demoralize the enemy or demoralize themselves. The looks on their faces are just sad

>>211747746
>The HYPELSONICS CAN SINK ENTIRE FLEEET cope again

>>211751757
We have this kino sometimes at least
https://youtu.be/oNmUKUWCSCs

>>211747492 (OP)
>watch the US army military parade
>everybody there are brown or women
>all the new recruit marching are brown or women

Wtf is going on over there???

>>211751551
Are these high school kids playing dress up??

>>211751757
Never heard or seen anything like a military parade here, so I guess if it happens it's rare and/or not in public

>>211752467
it looks like they just woke up from a hangover in a bar night before kek

>>211750795
Fucking reddit army.

The US became kinda a joke, didn't they?

>>211753351
It has been a joke since they fabricated 9/11 to keep the industrial war complex moving. How the fuck have you not noticed until now??

>>211747492 (OP)
>what do you think of military parades in your country?

sadly we dont really do them nowdays

https://youtu.be/dQQwm7a0VT4
This is better than the entire american parade though

>>211753457
also a bunch of these are conscripts, not professional troops like in the US

>>211748118
What gives americans their... "unique" appearence?

>>211753431
That made them seem competent, not like a joke.

>>211753250
Thats a shame anon, I bet it would be an impressive display of historicity at the very least. Needless to say, we dont have one as we dont even have a standing army because 'muh neutral and peaceful nation' , all we have is some bullshit unoriginal xmass parade, which is nothing more than a front for corrupt officials to pocket money through inflated budgets.

>>211753250
>>211753536
Youre looking for east germany
https://youtu.be/7wK3k1kd7fY

>>211747492 (OP)
>what do you think of military parades in your country?
We have Independence day military parades, but they've been put on hold for now.

No offense, but this parade you had is a total embarrassment. The 1991 was obviously much better in every regard. Not in the least because they could actually move in a coordinated manner.
https://youtu.be/vv4ElNBqXXY

>>211747492 (OP)
military exhibitions were they show and let you touch weapons is more fun then gay ass parades.

>>211753056
That is pretty cool anon, the contrast between the night time ambience and the torches makes it very kino indeed.

>>211747543
We march like that too lol. It is what it is, i dont think any fencers are gonna be entranced by american military prowess with a good march or wtv.

>>211753571
basically just a copy of the soviet/russian parade though

>>211753581
true
air shows are also cool

>>211753639
here they also put down a matt and if you want you can wrestle with the soldier or have him show you like kravmaga akido segal bullshit

>>211751277
kek

>>211752467
Is this the mine clearing brigade?

>>211752467
>>211753296
its difficult to walk out of step with a bunch of people
when walking together at the same pace our steps naturally synchronize for no reason
it was a deliberate attempt at making a joke

>>211753571
Its maybe a nostalgia thing but I remember seeing footage like this on tv when I was younger, not this one specifically but similar. Its such a different world, everybody looks so clean and formal, not just the uniforms but the civilians in general. Eh, I just like watching dated footage of different things, this was a cool watch, thanks anon.

>>211751902
Hilarious af

>>211747492 (OP)
Russia
They're cool i guess

>>211747746
isn't Hegseth a complete fucking moron?

I know most maga americans are complete fucking retards,but arent they just a little ashamed of how much of a circus their country has become?

>>211754451
What?

>>211754147
This is more what I would have imagined, why did the american one look so gay and lame?

>>211753528
Corn. China grow shitty corn for animal feed, the US use corn in every single things they can find from food to fuel. Flour, Syrup, Seed Oil, everything.

>>211747492 (OP)
we used to do it

>>211753195
Because while boomers and older generations love the military, the denizens' influence made them think the army is fighting for fascists/Jews. And there are other jobs that appeal to average Whites more than the Army. In fact, the neo-Nazi even wrote fantasy that it's ok for white not to be the majority in the army, because it's Zogged and white guerrillas will defeat them. Which is why if a white nationalist uprising actually happens IRL. The Brown army will just curb-stomp them.

lmao this is just embarassing, here they have fortunate son in the background as they "march" like the army of botswana

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When no one shows up for your party

Edit:

Another pretty hilarious clip here of some soldiers marching with the song ‘Fortunate Son’ playing in the background. This is very funny/infuriating for those who don’t know because that song is about rich kids not getting drafted while the poor ones got sent to Vietnam. Ironic considering all the shin splint stuff.

https://bsky.app/profile/bubbaprog.lol/post/3lrm4ekho5k2b

>>211747492 (OP)
we luckily don't have a military so no parades to stroke old men's egos

>>211755219
I didn't write that last shit wtf

>>211747543
jesus what are they doing? When i was conscripted a bunch of 18 year olds were better in sync after 4 weeks of training than this shit.

>>211747539
UH OH

>>211747543
i thought us was big on parades, at least per joseph hellers catch 22

>>211750226
are these refugees or identitarians

>>211750808
>>211750292
arent these supposed to be partisans? belarus in ww2 had like 300k of them

>>211751902
why is the smog so thick?

>>211747492 (OP)
why cant they march? aren't soldiers supposed to learn how to march?

>>211747492 (OP)
>what do you think of military parades in your country?

some red cross nurses are hot, but only a few
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuzazfSbtxU

>>211747735
yes actually, and i cant wait for it to happen

>>211747735

>>211747526
France and the UK do it for cultural reasons
This one happened because it was the grorious orange reader's birthday, and he's a megalomaniac wannabe dictator, you fucking know that is the real reason and not the centennial don't lie

>>211758461
Lmao even our nurses can march better than amerisharts

>>211747735
No, they'll beat you with their superior technology and home front advantage.

US is the greatest fighting force in human history and they pulled off this cheap cringe shit, very sad. My small shithole country without an airforce has done similar and actually better in this regard parades for 10 times less expenditure, very sad and disrespectful!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcEJO-YZaBw

>>211758983
Okay, but seriously, what the FUCK was that? Why were they holding drones? And the one that was flying was a Chinese drone?

>>211759097
Why dont you move back to china and enjoy that superior technology chang

>>211747492 (OP)
What's this? Kek
They can't even march.

>>211747543
kek

>>211759215
I'm natively born white but keep coping mutt

https://www.youtube.com/live/SMiel5tV58k?si=1hTEeLSngY3U2VSf

>>211759381
Sure thing chang

>>211759334
What good is marching when you can't even take over a country you border after fighting for 3 years

>>211759334
>>211759360
You guys do parades every year for decades you have more experience send in someone to teach the burgers.

>>211759474
Now, now you have been humiliated by mountain goat fuckers and forest gooks several times, rusissie is just in his worst period right now but you have no right to use that argument my atherosclerosic friend.

>>211759606
Yes I do have the right to make that argument you cock sucker we occupied the entire country for 20 years russdogs can't even take over the entirety of pookraine

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It bothers me how professional soldiers from the #1 military in the world can't lock step

>>211759672
>*shat up the entire country for 20 years
>left like a little bitch achieving nothing like the rusissies before
Kek

>>211759713
>shat up
You are a retard do you want me to start posting your face again?

>>211759771
Like why stay there for 20 years what was the point? Taliban returned to power and put trash bags over women. Should have left when Obama killed his cousin Osama.
>posting your face again?
Oh it's you, aren't you that redneck who makes vocaroos shitting on various countries? Or am I mistaken?

>>211759898
I hope you stumble in front of an 18 wheeler you alcoholic faggot

>>211760018
Sheit negroe relax we are all friends here. I got called worse things on cod 4 Xbox lobbies.

>>211747746
>military man: give us more money, we are very vulnerable
many such cases

>>211749561
Hahahahah oh wow

>>211759675
Why do people keep posting about Coinbase? It's literally the least worst thing on the list of sponsors. Palantir is the one people should be pointing out the most. It's collecting every American's data, spying on everybody, and is championed by the government. And they just flaunted it in front of 350 million Americans, and they're all clapping.

Yikes

>>211760343

Always throws me off how bogged Laura Coomer is. When she first popped onto the scene when she was like 21/22, she looked fucking 40. She was born plastic.

>>211760459
meant to quote >>211760385

>>211747492 (OP)
>buggering burgering band of baboons

>>211748063

>>211760378
so fucking based..

>>211752900
>Palan
no fucking way they named a datamining company ran by US and Israel after the magical surveillance artifact used by Sauron and Saruman

>>211747492 (OP)
>can't even make tactical niggers look cool

>>211760904
ATTENTION

>>211747543
>>211747492 (OP)
This is what happens when you make walking a crime

>>211759334
Alot of brass and military recused themselves as they do not approve of trump using thousands of army soldiers to repress Americans. Trump used a division of the army that's part of the state and national guard to arrest Americans for being in public at dark and or in groups in American areas around 30 million total.
So they said family issues and shit. The stands were basically empty.

Right now most Americans thank every branch of government and the military simply exist to leech off us and they are highly incompetent at everything. The who purpose of the military is to protect Americans and win wars
Right now it's repressing Americans (just following orders derp derp" and losing wars to fucking fucking goat farmers this time in yemen
This kind of tone deaf shit from the Military is why they lose support in wars fast. Why would we support them. Seriously. They do nothing but blow up random people, repress us, waste trillions on lion repellant in New York kind of shit
I love my country but our military, government, police,cl courts don't work at all.

if drumptft knew what he's doing he'd play captain jack and tell half naked models to march with muscular mandingos

Crazy how much has changed in 30 years.
Back then americans also didn't have a marching step but they looked dignified in their combat uniforms saluting people in unison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br5AQZAbJpY

>>211761033
Think*

But yeah that's it. They are fat, oppressive losers who have wasted trillions and are slugs who do as told not protect the constitution. They are comically incompetent. Just comically. I've been around kurildish fighters who are women who do better in combat than most Navy seals, because the seals are not trained in the right away. Sure the seal can run faster, shoot better has some more skills but they have no common sense at all on the battlefield. Look at lone survivor the real story. They got slaughtered by at most 9 goat herders not 100

>>211747492 (OP)
ΚΕΚ when even school students can parade better than you

https://youtu.be/YKa0ayQOwI8?si=C-XruvDNV4bla6ik

https://youtu.be/qzv3_CQBK3o?si=B5VGWxS_cGedFske

>>211760343
Crypto is backed by the strength of US fiat currency which is backed by the US beating the world into submission to make sure the dollar stays on top.
>Why isn't anybody mad about Palantir
They're a defense contractor, everyone knows the score with the military industrial complex. Do you not remember the Patriot Act or Edward Snowden? We were fucked with mass surveillance a long time ago

>>211760843
Side effect of the New Evil Imperials all being turbonerds

>>211753212
Yes because they are likely all between the ages of 18 to 20

>>211747492 (OP)

>>211750292
belorussians are mocked relentlessly constantly
such is life in belorussia

>>211747543
That is embarrassing.
What the fuck America-kun ?

US Navy parades are way better.

>>211747543
Like a bunch of airsofters doing a larp parade

>>211751757
Military parades wouldn't be a welcome sight in most parts of Germany.
I also personally think they are cringe. A military is meant to do its job, not spend money on showing off.
The only possible reason for a military parade I can think of is to intimidate your own population into fearing your regime.

>>211747492 (OP)
Why are they parading and just dying for Israel as it should be?

>>211747543
Americans really should walk more

>>211747492 (OP)
Me going to buy medicine at 6 am be like:

>>211747543
Serious question: how fucking poor is morale/discipline if they couldn't even hold some form of general repitition beforehand?
This looks complete ass and is a huge embarrassment for the military. Even if you don't get to plan the whole thing for a year in advance like the Russians/Chinese at the very least you can make sure people who participate remember how to walk properly

>>211747543
>yeah they aint paying us extra for this shit

>>211764662
I think music choice is important
Marches are a thing for a reason
You can ride a chopper on a highway or a boat in a swamp in florida or louisiana while blasting fortunate son but walking with that rythm and tempo is a bit complicated

I think Trump wanted to show that he doesn't have a micropenis, but shat himself like with any other populist move this year thus far

>>211764787
They were marching to an anti-war song about wealth draft dodgers
https://bsky.app/profile/bubbaprog.lol/post/3lrm4ekho5k2b

>>211747492 (OP)

>>211765127
I think it's more of a "shoot a field of gooks with a machine gun while flying on a chopper" song in the mass conciousness

Text isn't that important

>>211747492 (OP)
We spent 50 million to be embarrassed in front of the world. The fact they look so shitty, it's happening at a time where the army is arresting Americans on American soil for being out at night, and the fact this apparently cost 50 million portrays us as docile meel idiots who can be conned. Jesus fucking Christ. They could delay it or actually give us a show or not cost 50 fucking million. Fucking trump and his birthday is where the money went.

>>211747492 (OP)
>says 250th birthday instead of anniversary
Gee I wonder why Fox chose that word.

>>211765383
The biggest joke is how bad the absolute basics are. You can argue there wasn't enough time to put together a real parade but jesus christ the completely unsynchronized marching looked like a comedy sketch.
This shit 100% hasn't been practiced at all

Already reading rectification attempts
>it's just silent protest, nothing to see here

>>211747492 (OP)
https://x.com/BaileyCarlin/status/1934035294589763641

*squeaks*
*silence*

so many fuckups coming from the US at the moment, reminds me of the public perception of russia once everyone realized they couldnt take kyiv

>>211765383
why on earth do you think good parade=military strength. Authoritarian countries have one of the best and KINO military parade out there but in reality their military as a whole is dog shit at best and useless at worse and only being uses to coup the civilian governments or breaking protesters.

>>211765454
I'm actually very conservative person and that's why this is fucking offensive. Freedom, money, organization
That's what I value. Roads need built, money is needed to run a country and freedom creates a strong market place.
What the fuck is this parade. Expensive, disorganized, the branch is suppressing the constitution at the moment.
It's not a good fucking idea. I'd say half American conservatives hate trump and don't vote for some reason. He's incompetent born rich scum.

>>211765604
Theres nothing wrong with a military parade on a 250 year birthday
It's the fact the branch has operated terribly for 80 years, is suppressing millions of Americans at the moment, looks like shit and somehow cost 50 million fucking dollars

>>211747492 (OP)
>Now legends, I know you all like big strong military parades like me, so have you considered playing RAID: Shadow Legends? It's also proudly sponsored by Coinbase.

>>211765755
is this a photoshop or real photo? soz

>>211765780
real, the parade kept getting commercial break announcements for advertisers

lol the comments

For foreigners
Actual non maga conservatives who typically are isolationist, don't care about Israel, are in pretty good physical shape, love guns, usually white like me, are disgusted by the parade. Not only that, that branch is sending Israel weapons as "aid"
So stack that on to why we are offended. Why in the fuck are we involved in this Israel - Iran thing is what we normal conservatives are thinking.

>>211765780
https://x.com/Acyn/status/1934018536571371719

America has fallen

We are thinking like
"You fuckers are going to create another Osama why are you giving Israel free bombs and drones and missiles AND YOU ARE DOING A SHITTY PARADE THATS EMBARRASSING FOR 50 MILLION FUCKING MONEY!

>>211765849
Non maga conservatives are even more pro israel than maga

>>211765755
>2 billions to Israel is okay but have to beg fucking coinbase money for your country's own military parade
the american mindset is an enigma to itself

>>211765755
I saw an abrams too last year
Althought it was a bit bent

>>211765875
LOL

YAAAAS KWEEN SHANIQUA GUUUURL

>>211765971
No we fucking aren't.
>>211765976
See
>>211765949
Most of the country is aware of this being completely retarded and a waste of money and celebrating a branch at a bad time

>>211766033
Yes you are, are you a gen alpha or do you have dementia?

>>211761003
underrated

They are ok I guess

>>211747492 (OP)
We do on independence and Armed Forces days
Grantem nothing. Will top the Commie cinema that was a countrys 1000 years parade.
https://youtu.be/_eGNLf3KUUQ?si=kHsOmaw0kngEkjgN

>>211766251
Giving Dune vibes

>>211748063
Spain was a Fascist, Papist Country but America can only be a half dicked "Fascist" Protestant Country. Our soldiers cant even march like Roman Legionaries. Embarrassing. Embarrassing!

>>211766348
protestant cunts can still do good parades, you are just a soulless country with no real military history and tradition

>>211766251
Kino
Imagine if one of them gets diarrhea in the middle

>>211766251
i legit thought it was generative AI the first time i saw it
hit me with that Aztec warrior KINO
other pictures taken from different angles? Not so much kino

>>211765636
>I'm actually very conservative person
Sounds very organic

>>211766251

>>211747543
they look like they are trying to hold in a fart?

>>211761490
should have included bullying as a second amendment right too

>>211766444
The Anglican church is functionaly an off-brand Catholic Church with your King as the Pope. Your point still stands and Muttoids are still soulless husks, but German military tradition is a much better example of Protestants doing good parades.

>that one magatard itt on full damage control

>>211748118
The protectors of democracy worldwide. Stunning and brave

>>211766710
I think he gave up
KWAB

>>211765604
The DPRK’s military is actually good though and smashed NATO mercs in Kursk. They were also involved in helping the Houthis and Assad

>>211756723
I figured but ditch the goat if you're gonna do that
makes me think they're armed gyps or something