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>>211744444
kind of fucked up that dinosaurs used to really exist
>>211747922 (OP)she needs to get bred already. how old is she now? 40?
>>211747938My thing is how long ago they lived. 200 million years? That's insane. Think about one million years. 200 of those? Mental, bruv
the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Wavesโข just crashed
the comedown and depression are finally kicking in. it took 2 days so it means its going to last twice as much.
dont do drugs lads
>>211747938no they didn't. read your bible
We could easily explore space and reach other galaxies. We were contacted by a higher race of beings in the 1950s after detonation of nuclear devices sent out massive EMPs alerting them to our presence. They assured us that until we can act responsibly on our own planet we'll never be welcome outside of it. The ((((CURRENT EVENTS))) are a good example of why we don't really deserve to explore the heavens. Imagine if we let those sorts leave Earth and spread their horseshit to other planets and species?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BigolJfoANw
I save fast food and reheat it in the oven later
I can feel ants crawling all over me
>>211747952She's married to a friggin wide receiver or whatever. But when I think about it, I always implicitly assumed she has unusually brittle bones and is unable to bear child
>>211748007it's true, I used to work in area 51 and banged a few hot alien chicks in my time
>>211747973I can barely remember my life before technology even let alone longer
it's like my memories began when I got my first flip phone
>>211748020me but the air fryer
I've learned that "you can airfry anything" is not exaggeration
my home pizza game has been fucked up forever
>>211748031was it ever about anything else?
>>211748052I've never knowingly heard any of her music and I can't recall ever hearing her speak, but I would protect her with my life
Derpina... I love you! I've always loved you!
>>211748077She's a hottie all right.
derpina always was sexy as fuck
this is quite possibly THE best ive ever looked in my life and I still feel like a gargantuan fat bastard
dont get gigaobese, bros
never evre ever get super fat
the loose skin will literally ruin your self image forever
>>211748049>Acrylamide is an industrial chemical used in the manufacturing of plastics, glues, and paper. It is also used in construction grout and as a thickening agent in cosmetic products. It is a component of cigarette smoke. Acrylamide is a neurotoxinEnjoy your neurotoxins retard
They call it marijuana and before this day is done, youโll roll it and youโll smoke it and youโll find out why itโs fun!
Flip phones are back baby.
I would definitely have sex with a young Pamela Anderson
thinkin i should watch a movie about ayys
any suggestions?
>>211748186I had a Fold, and it started breaking after a year. Wait another decade for the tech to improve.
>>211748204Her hometown is Nanaimo, BC which is pretty cool.
>>211748216The Thing?
>>211748226damn i had no idea she was canadian.
>>211748226a very very good movie but not what im looking for
too lovecraftian i want flying saucers and shit
something like communion
>>211748216Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Was picking up some supplies for a camping trip and thought I should get some cooking spray for the pans. Looked at the ingredients on PAM cooking spray and they include DIMETHYL SILICONE.
These people literally don't give a fuck about killing you with poisons.
>>211748204Was she one of the first to answer the call
>>211748225My Flip4 broke right at about the time the 2 year contract was over, so I got a Flip6 (this was last August). My friends called me an idiot but honestly what I like most about it is that it has 512gb of internal storage and 12gb of physical memory. I've considered getting the Fold though but I like how small the Flip fits in my pocket. The Fold would be better for games though, wouldn't it?
>>211748243Communion is utter dogshit. I couldn't make it past 20 minutes into the movie. I've read the book and it's a totally different vibe. The book is actually like a horror novel.
>>211748267it was a really mid movie but it had a wicked soundtrack that didnt fit the tone of the movie at fucking all
its got its moments tho
Fun fact: West Africans regularly poison themselves with root vegetables like yam. The solution is to simply boil them like they do in Latin America lol.
>>211748275I can't believe they never discovered the wheel. It literally exists in nature too, how many fucking coconuts rolled past their feet and it never triggered a single thought.
And I've filled out this captcha correctly THREE times now you niggerfuck website, stop fucking with me.
I wonder how much more it would cost to get a Fold6. I still have over a year left on my contract howeva.
>>211748204She was incredible pre-bimbo era.
>>211747938https://files.catbox.moe/zywe03.mp4
>>211748226what's cool about that
>>211748309the idea of a people being unable to figure out literally rolling a thing is so mind boggling to me, so utterly unbelievable, that i literally cant believe it
i LITERALLY cant fathom a group of people being so retarded they cant figure that out in hundreds of thousands of years
>>211748332Small town Vancouver Island, BC? What's not to like?
where in the bible does it say dinosaurs didnt exist?
>>211748331dangerously stupid post
i literally have dinosaur bones on my shelf, my uncle would collect them from a ravine in Alberta after heavy storms. fuckin things were just lying there in piles.
they're not rare and they never were rare, people just didn't know what they were looking at because until the 20th century the vast majority of every country's population was an illiterate moron.
>>211748267>The Fold would be better for games though, wouldn't it?I liked it for reading books and comics. Shame that the screen started splitting after a year, and stopped working after 1.5 years.
I really want the folding tablet to be a thing in the future, so i hope they get this tech sorted.
>>211748397i mean this wholeheartedly
this but unironically
you took the light from my eye
kinda miss living on Vancouver Island, was comfy
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
Locked in incel update:
I believe they are now playing beer pong
watchin a video about dinosaurs now instead of an ayy movie
/cum/ watch party?
https://youtu.be/RBgFsVN3uR8
>>211748431in what sense?
>>211748186i have a motorola razr flip gotta get a samsung one next time i love that blue
yeah go eat some beans bitch ass nigga
Thoughts on men with earrings like this?
on monday all the tards who failed their test are re-taking it, the rest of us can't use our phones or anything except read. What book should I bring to read?
I have
>the teachings of the compassionate buddha
>Kafka's Short Stories
>On Aggression by Konrad Lorenz
>a small collection of Aristophanes' plays
https://youtu.be/IMioh8smzgQ
more entertaining vid
>>211748513zesty
>>211748436you know you can join them right
>plan for weeks to see an escort
>horny as fuck
>take out money, etc.
>get cold feet at the last second because I have too much to lose if she turns out to be a cop
I hate this fucking country as an incel
>>211748516what test? isn't school over at this point? i thought it was done like 1st week of June?
>>211748410https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0RmRJsgP28
for those who understand spanish....
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749955087262162.mp4
>>211748536LMAO at least you have free suicide booths
33-33-33 rule. All businesses above a specific size should be mandated to be majority worker owned (51%+), but also have private shareholders, and government shareholders--- either federal, state or county level ---with board representation for each group being roughly equal at 33% for each.
>>211748516kafka's shorts. it'll let you find interruptions more easily between meals and you can nod off.
>>211748533>you know you can join them rightI literally cannot. I am a freak. They would pelt me with stones and curse me
>>211748558legit a good idea desu
>>211748572bro is playing a character in tales of the arabian nights
Did you guys seriously not watch a Chinese military parade before planning that shit?
>>211748593America is a democratic republic, we don't have military parades that's for fascist countries like Ireland
>>211748549Perdon pero no hablo manolito
>>211748536Just plan a trip to Vegas. It's legal there.
>>211748539I'm not a high schooler lol
it's an internship/apprenticeship I get paid too
https://youtu.be/PnQb2QE-zSI
rewatching this goat videolove this niggas channel
>>211748613No it's not. it's legal outside the city limits
>>211748405but put it right in the sky,
lookin' at yooo-uuu
I miss the days when nobody knew I was a fraud
When did they start putting way more chex in chex mix?
Locked in incel update:
Sister's drunk friend knocked on my door and talked to me a bit
>>211748665Wow I haven't had chex mix in a hot one.
But to answer your question, probably around 2021
I'm a Michigander born and raised
>>211748678Are you somali
>>211748675Jamiroquai ass
is this really how a Norway women look like?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4qRDqj4WxQ
>>211748549Not a native speaker but from what i gathered he thinks like paleontology is actually a conspiracy theory and dinosaur bones are actually just random different animals cobbled together
>>211748702>how a Norway women look likeESL ass
The absolute state of the Oilers
>>211748719Remember when he played this at virginfest
Those were the days
nobody is seeding the porn i was planning to jack off to.
I hate selfish people
i'm getting so good with saibot in ps1 trilogy, but i don't think it'll be in that legacy kollection. ah, no big deal if not. i'll just keep feeding the cpu infinity elbows haha
Cushitic niggas deadass be walkin around head shaped like a lightbulb
West africans and cushitics are more different than cushitics and nords
>>211748613and costs several thousand dollars I can't spare
>>211748769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI
>Just plan a trip to Vegas. It's legal there
>and costs several thousand dollars I can't spare
You're right it does rhyme
>Canada has no Vegas type area where prostitution is legal
Can't you like, worst case, go up to the Yukon and fuck one of those Native hookers in the cheap
brb gotta go humiliate myself
>>211748798it's burning up here right now anyway.
>>211748813>one of those Native hookers in the cheapYou mean one of the thousands of natives that get sex trafficked?
>>211748844Yeah one of them
why does momberg spend 30 mins everyday talking about politics?
>>211748873Sign of acute bbc wothdrawal
>>211748873That's her dirty talk.
>>211748873Only 30 minutes? Your mom needs to see Dr. Soyberg
>>211748055That show sucks
>>211748891Your mom went full cock retarded.
https://www.dubwheels.com/dub-2pc-lynk
I could buy this right now
>>211748915I would talk politics with your mom, if you know what we mean.
trump should send me one of these
Momberg got me a McDonald's large frenchfry and a large Barq's rootbeer w/ no ice.
>>211748937Your mom is a man? Explains why she likes politics.
tired of feeling lonely and miserable but also not willing to do something about it
>>211748951I'll take them on the same schedule as your mom's.
>>211748798A plane ticket isn't several thousand
>>211748934No burger? What the fuck
All I ever wanted was an average looking girl I could be nice to and show affection to.
Apparently, this is a monumental ask, akin to wishing for the riches of Croesus, and I'd be just as like t have angels fly out of me arse.
>>211748975The fries were free w/ her points :)
>>211748915i think i'd try to figure myself out. and i don't mean any career-path, enlightened-guru shit. i mean REALLY figure myself out on a primal level. i'd turn my brain into a virus that deletes all non-essential files and comes back factory-reset, sans the OS.
>>211748952where's the guy in that pic?
>>211748973plane ticket + meals + hotels + time off work + the brothel itself
Literally what's been on Western tv in the last like 3 years? I couldn't name anything
>>211748943His mom is a tranny she takes penises all the time
Just what I heard thru the grapevine
>>211749007Who the fuck watches TV in this day and age?
>>211749007I haven't watched TV since they canceled Rome
>>211749007House of the Dragon. The Mussolini show by Sky
TVs today are just to give you stuff you'd normally watch on your computer but bigger
I've been using mine to view the pirated anime I have on my phone
the dubai model is probably the only solution for whites in a globalized world. restrict citizenship to a small portion of the population who don't have to pay taxes, and the majority of the population can be guest workers who subsidize them. if we're going to be a minority, we might as well benefit from it.
>>211749003Just sleep on the street and fuck a street whore enough with the entitlement
>>211749044This season had almost no good anime
>>211749053someone hasn't watched africa addio
Itโs funny when third world races in the US try to cite the constitution or bill of rights for their political points. None of the people involved in the founding of the nation would want your people here lmao
>>211748982That's your mom's orgasm face. How did you know?
anyone remember the name of the nevre released probably now canceled dinosaur horror game on steam, it had like 3 pictures, one of them was this scary ass shot of a t rex coming right at you mouth open, pov shot with a flasthlight or something
>>211749001They're both men.
>>211749069that's why I pirate old anime I haven't seen yet instead
>>211749019I guess BBC anon was right all along.
>>211747922 (OP)Tay Tay should date an Asian man.
>>211748926Shouldn't you be deep inside a bunker to avoid getting hit by a flying missile?????????? Are you out of it??????????
>>211749081You're comparing apples to oranges. Kenya had a majority native African population who revolted against their colonizers. Dubai has a majority guest population. Two completely different things.
Chatgpt complimented me and I felt flattered
>>211748026>wide receiveran antenna?
>>211749134shouldnt you be making sure my usa gf arrives in israel to join me?
Why does the PM not stay in his actual residence? Is it still a shithole?
>>211749159what kind of text did you send to it
>>211748031I hope my future wife is tall and has nice large boobs
i think neighbor girl is not into me she ghosted me all day :(
Anyone know what women like in men physically? I NEED a girlfriend and want to look the best so I can get one someday
>>211749325Just work out, shower, brush your teeth and comb your hair. That'll get you noticed at least.
>>211749325just don't be fat
>>211749348>>211749354Women prefer fat men to skinny cause a skinny guy looks weak
Locked in incel update:
I hear a girl throwing up in the bathroom next to my room
>>211748031"My penis rose; she groaned, bit me.
I screamed, grabbed her by the hair, pulled her off. I stood in the center of the room wounded and terrifiedโฆ
Before I could move she was down on her knees and on me again. She gripped my balls mercilessly with both of her hands.
Her mouth opened, she had me; her head bobbed, sucked, jerked. Giving my balls a tremendous yank while almost biting my pecker in half she forced me to the floorโฆ
I felt as if I were being eaten by a pitiless animal. My pecker rose, covered with spittle and blood. The sight of it threw her into a frenzy. I felt as if I was being eaten alive.
If I come, I thought desperately, Iโll never forgive myself.
As I reached down to try to yank her off by the hair, she clutched my balls again and squeezed them without pity. Her teeth scissored midpoint on my penis as if to slice me in two.
I screamed, let go of her hair, fell back.
Her head bobbed remorselessly. I was certain the sucking could be heard all over the roominghouse.
โNO!โ I yelled.
She persisted with inhuman fury.
I began to come. It was like sucking the insides out of a trapped snake. Her fury was mixed with madness; she sucked at that sperm, gurgling it into her throat.
She continued to bob and suck.
โMartha! Stop! Itโs over!โ
She wouldnโt. It was as if she had been turned into an enormous all-devouring mouth.
She continued to suck and bob.
She went on, on.
โNOโ I yelled againโฆ
This time she got it like a vanilla malt through a straw.โ
>>211749325There's four 6s.
6 feet tall
6 pack abs
6 inch dick
6 figure income
Then you STILL need to have a Chad face.
>>211749383You know what to do
if lesbians are so good why do lesbian couples have a much higher domestic violence rate than straight couples?
>>211749363Women prefer a muscled man to both
>>211749397I am 6โ5, over 6โ penis, and 6 figure income so I just need to work on losing some weight to get 6 pack abs. I think I can get there by next year for sure if I focus on my diet and keep my workouts going strong.
Ate something questionable for breakfast and I've been dealing with the farts all day
>>211749069You been keeping up with Anne Shirley?
just remembered they slimed out my nigga shinzo abe
>>211749470just for you I'm going to share my secret cheese eating technique, put it in the microwave for maybe 4-5 seconds and it will be the perfect level of melted
>>211748558Sounds like some commie shit to me. Just join a union.
>>211749532i've had a storebrand cheese single melted over a piece of toast for breakfast every day for almost two decades.
Do American pipo love Japan?
>>211748908Spend your money on something actually useful instead of this.
>>211748926>>211749053Agreed
>>211749669Fuck off Davido kin
he was just another man trying to teach me something
>>211749683oops accidentally replied to the Pissraeli
>>211749683so when can i expect her?
>>211749736this looks awful
longhousing has made being married with children gay
>>211749669my mom is really into k-pop now, and she doesn't understand there's a difference between korea and japan, so she sends me videos of you guys's country along with a k-pop link on youtube. it's a lovely set of islands you guys have. i like them a lot.
*bops to some k-pop song*
>>211749785>my mom is really into k-pop nowMy condolences
Lets hang out in here, nobody can bully us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aht-GDaOjI
>>211749815ahh, it's fine. i'm just glad she's found something to dive into so much. it's funny how the kid-parent relationship reverses. when i was a kid, she probably had to feign so much interest when i was telling her about what spider-man did. the least i can do is try earnestly to enjoy what she's enjoying. some of the songs are okay.
cumbros they're laughing at our parades
>>211749872>i'm just glad she's found something to dive into so muchfair enough
>>211749876what parade
How has this general survived? Its been like 8 years.
>>211749885It's the only place on the whole site you can mindlessly post thoughts without being assaulted by pornography
>>211749876Who is they? The only people Iโve seen mad about are fat leftists retards. The same type that would idolize European โโsocialismโโ yet not realize they have military parades lmao. France has one every year for Bastille day
>>211749915I didn't know America did military parades
>>211749936they just did and it was an embarrassment also it was sponsored by corporations
>>211749876raining on it, even
>>211749954>it was sponsored by corporationsBut....usually these types of things are done by the state. Right? That's how we do it.
>>211749985you will die for coinbase
>>211749954could you elaborate on why it was an embarrassment?
>>211750001just look at any other military parade
>>211750000An NFT ad? Wow
>>211750000>>211749954were these ads for the cable companies?
i would have expected minimal or no ads like for a debate
>>211750017that isnt an answer to my question
>>211750021its the white house official youtube channel
>america thing bad
daring today arent we
>>211749980me on any given day
All my life problems would vanish as if they never existed if I had a beautiful Anglo wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRXDr94_SKA
>>211750082until you guys pick out something you don't like. "why do you always-", "why can't we just-", "do you always have to-". you would be much happier for having a lovely wife. for a little while.
https://imginn.com/meriarreghini/
>>211750169ip grabber (cloudflare verification required, you may as well cc the CIA that you're looking at this)
Maybe next time just post it beanbro
>>211750169Should I click this
>>211750131https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR2TIzM5PaQ
Imagine being one of the guys so annoying they got their IP and specific image hashes and filenames added to the source code of 4chan
Tomorrow is a very important day. I'm excited, but I can't fuck this up.
>>211750267GAYS NOT WELCOME
>>211750265whats important about it
>>211750284Date with this girl I've been dating for a little over a month. Going to spend pretty much the whole day together, so that's why I'm anxious about it.
>>211750279ah, catyank in his later years
>>211750316No one cares nigger.
>>211750322ok good luck king
this is probably a stupid question, but but why can't gays just mess around without the anal sex? i mean there are days i wake up so horny, i feel like just slipping my shorts off to pee will make me cum. you're telling me these guys aren't horny enough to just rub against each other for fun? whole aids epidemic, gone. indon't get it. poop addicts, i say.
>>211750350They also freeze freeze their shit to kill the germs and then use it to fingerpaint and play with during sex.
>>211750316Counter point: Muslims are sub humans and I will support anyone who makes their lives worse
>>211750350Anal did not cause AIDS, nor does anal in particular spread AIDS. Faggots having sex with literal monkeys and having sex with hundreds of other faggots and fishing used condoms out of garbage cans and drinking them followed by fisting and prolapsing and golden showers are what causes all the health problems fag face.
Trad gays like Texass who just have one bf and never do fag shit don't have any of those issues.
>>211750403In a Fallout 3 style post apocalyptic scenario, if you put me and my gf in a self defence situation and threatened our lives, I would blow your head off with a rock-it-launcher I got from Moira Brown in Megaton.
>>211750414>Anal did not cause AIDS, nor does anal in particular spread AIDS. Faggots having sex with literal monkeys and having sex with hundreds of other faggots and fishing used condoms out of garbage cans and drinking them followed by fisting and prolapsing and golden showers are what causes all the health problems fag face.Fishing pozzed loads out of the trash can and drinking them is not particularly dangerous, provided the drinker doesnโt have cuts or lesions in his mouth. Itโs unprotected anal sex thatโs the main contributor. The act tears up the rectum and creates a whole bunch of little cuts in which to receive HIV.
Eating too much flank steak in bbq sauce drowned in everything bagel seasoning (mostly just salt) in preparation for my 48 hour water fast that starts tomorrow
>>211750425how's your fallout 3 run going? tell me everything.
it seems like a lot of young women are obsessed with korean men and fantasize about having a korean bf
>>211750471Who ever thought water fasting would be a good idea? Woo-woo retards?
>>211750480han should have stole that rope-cord grapple from boba fett and used it to garrote this thing's head off.
>>211750496It's just fasting but drinking water. As for who thought it would be a good idea, millions if not billions since the start of time and now we have thousands of studies that show fasting is very healthy
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>>211750436They should use more lube then. Oh wait, lube won't stop a FOREARM from tearing things up.
>>211750484I literally can't play it because LOD generation is broken.
>>211750496Different leaf, but thereโs some real evidence to suggest that occasional fasting does have some benefits for the body; ketosis, autophagy, etc. Certain repair processes only kick in when youโre not currently metabolizing. When you think about our evolutionary history, we wouldnโt necessarily have been eating with great regularity. In a lot of cases, youโd have hunters getting the occasional big kill on which theyโd feast, and some lean times in between, and thatโs what our bodies seem to be geared towards.
DAMN, timmy looks like that?? :blush:
i can only play games with ray/path tracing now
>>211750539Is he 18โ tall?
>>211750488Young as in really young women. You won't find many if any women older than like 23 that are attracted to men like that. It's like that comic I don't have saved that shows women being attracted to Legolas when they're younger and then Aragorn when they're older.
Why the fuck does tinder say theres like 12 people in a group but ehen i click says its empty
Are they all on cd or something
>>211750538Your metabolism actually increases after a short while fasting. Kicking your body into supreme hunter mode for a while where you burn more kcals and are more alert. Your body does eventually start cannibalizing muscle (even during short fasts to a small degree) so ideally you want to keep your fasts between 24 and 72 hours.
>>211750554More like blowdive
>>211750555Iโve noticed an interesting racial dynamic in that respect. When I was a teenager, I was tall, but really skinny, and Asian women seemed to be most interested in me. Around when I hit 20, I bulked up in terms of muscle, the Asians lost interest, and White women became much more interested.
>>211750586nigga you fat as fuck
okay, my entire left hand and right thumb is burning. no more fightcade. i'm gonna have a few beers and calm down. i went on and on with too many guys because we kept having good rematches.
>>211750592No. Iโm talking about going from a BMI categorized as underweight to a normal range.
I have broken the jeets will to fight and struggle against me. He only got 200ish xp today. Pathetic. I will keep monitoring in case this is some hindu treachery
>>211750515I think the more water you drink the better off you're gonna be.
As for fasting, I'm not fasting but I am trying to eat way less at the moment since I'm such a fat fuck. Today I ate a couple pizza pops, a large McDicks french fries and a large rootbeer, and while that sounds bad that's it. Tomorrow my church is having a brekkie potluck so I'll be pigging out tomorrow morning anyways.
>>211750515>>211750645If youโre water fasting, donโt forget to put electrolytes in your water. Bare minimum, a bit of salt; preferably, some sodium chloride, potassium chloride, and magnesium. Youโll experience a much worse keto flu and feel like total shit if you skip electrolytes, and theyโre not caloric anyway, so they donโt violate the spirit of the fast.
>>211750645Ima drink the usual amount and take a tsp of salt on each day to day hydrated. Went to church today for vigil mass so I don't have to be in church in potentially a bad headspace.
I tried fasting for half a year and came to the conclusion that it fucking sucks and I am way too addicted to good food
>>211750687Hope sheโs doing some Kegelโs training as well
The US is the only country to have featured prisoners of war marching in its own military parade
>>211750676>>211750684Wait, by "water fasting" do you mean simply fasting but WHILE drinking water? That's just fasting you dolts.
>>211750696Fasting for half a year seems a bit riskyโฆ
>>211750711There are also (stupid) fasting techniques in which one is not even allowed to consume water, such as how Muslims fast during the day during Ramadan
>>211750709Fact check: the Romans did this all the time
>>211750687do they already have the weirdo fetishwear, or do they buy it just to make money?
Currently listening: https://youtu.be/YZQ8yphXF3o
>>211750736Islam is such a stupid religion.
>>211750751until Octavian's jealousy of Agrippa and Antony boiled over.
Pray for Israel's Victory