Thread 211749078

>>211749078 (OP)
hm

Fucked it. Two first posts are non-anglos. We are in the end times.

>>211749078 (OP)
looks a bit like ricardo lopez in the thumbnail

>>211749123
Rodriguez my man

>>211749123
*the first 5

hammering out a poo

>>211749144
I’m anglo and the post below me is from Texas so no

Where are the Brits?

sprayed some virgin i drove past with my gf, she thought it was so funny. little cunt got stung by a wasp 'oh no a bloodeh wasp' hahaha

Eso son rios o son nike

sunday night toil looms

>>211749182
this is /brit/ mate no brits here just the dumping ground of schizo jfs

>>211748906
It's Charlie Veitch's ex-bird
https://www.tiktok.com/@staceybluer1

She made a stinky

>>211749182
government is banning them

want to have kramer energy
actually am gorg costana

>>211749311
she doesn't have bum hole, she poos out her mouth.

.

>>211749369
up the stairs to go the toilet (for a poo)

>>211749144
First 8! Fock!

>>211749369
This guy is genuinely ugly as fuck. He looks like a goblin. Why does she lay her legs and her arms upon him, but not upon me?

It's just not fucking fair. I am significantly more attractive than he is, and I am also 100x the man he is. Why do women like her not cradle her legs upon me and gaze seductive eyes upon me?

It just isn't fucking fair. I wish women would view me as a potential partner, but they never have...

>>211749401
lmao fag

finally

>>211749369
ILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOOOOOVES

>>211749401
fuck off back to /britfeel/

starlight got hot again?!?!?

>>211749405
>>211749437
No. Get the fuck out of here.

It isn't fair that smelly, disgusting goblin-men should have attention from women when I don't.

I honestly believe the guy in this video: >>211749369 deserves to have a bullet planted squarely inbeneath his skull. I'd do it myself if I had the power. I'd pull the trigger and splatter his brains all across the wall. Scum like him don't deserve to fucking live.

went to see that shitty jenna ortega unicorn movie, joked to my friend she looked like she was getting fucked by the unicorn on the poster
to my surprise they have an unironic joke about the unicorn fucking her underage character in the movie

>>211749477
go back to your containment board you attention seeking ghoul

>>211749401
>>211749477
uh I'm pretty that's her father
anyway your posts are probably bait and I'm an idiot for responding to them

>>211749493
Containment board? Why?

I am 110% correct. Why should smelly, hairy, disgusting, putrid fat cunt men get to have pleasure in this world?

I am superior to these stupid fucking cunts. I am more intelligent than them. I am more attractive than them. I am more valuable than them.

I deserve to bring these cunts beneath my heel, and spit upon them... They should be my slaves and obey my every order.

>>211749525
lol

Catberg was happily sleeping on my lap but then gfberg lured him away with treats because she was jealous

>>211749536
Don't lol at me. I am superior to you. Bow before me, you fucking worm. And if you disobey me for even one second, I'll snap your fucking neck.

>>211749453
she looks even worse, whats wrong with her whole mouth area

>>211749585
yes daddy *gets on my knees and pants*

I love anglos and their spawns.

>>211749595
Dont be gay bro we get to see her bimbofy in real time

>>211749597
Yes. Now suck my cock, you stupid fucking cunt.

>>211749626
Kill yourself, you fucking spastic.

Good evening.

>>211749615
>>211749595
>>211749453
>>211749416
the bimbofication is a huge step down
that buccal fat surgery should be illegal

>>211749695
yes i agree, she looked way better before, but shes extremely fuckable now

>>211749585
lol

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>>211749485
yeah unicorns do that in mythology, really most mythological beings are trying to fuck you to some degree

/brit/ meetup

>>211749757
>mfw she got fat and old and turned zionist

just tried a foot mask to get rid of my grim cracked to hell heels

>>211749757
>tragic the trannying

>>211749776
I mean she's still 100x hotter than any smelly, fat, brown, stupid fucking cunt Palestine protestor. So that's that.

>>211749776
Show me an image I'd like to see

>>211749737
>unicorns do that in mythology
not usually
they're usually associated with virgin post-pubescent girls and are there to protect her chastity, while also virgin girls are the only ones that can tame a unicorn
the old joke is a mythical creature (unicorn) can only be tamed by a mythical creature (virgin teenage girl)

nevermind i was thinking of holly willoughby

>>211749854
VAST

Here's a thought. At some point in the future /brit/'s imprint on superintelligent AGI's will be unmistakable and distant future computer men will simulate the average /brit/ posters' consciousness to determine who said what and for what reason. We're here because we always were here and will be iterated 1.9 trillion times in 15 seconds to solve the last equations.

>>211749576
I'm sorry

>https://tryst.link/bdsm/mika
should i do it bros?

>>211749964
i aint clickin dat shit

>>211749964
>Mika

trans lefts

>>211749975
its an escort/prostitute site i think

elvis has transed the building

eating noodles
with vegetables
thank you daddy

Come out ye black and trans

>>211750003
enjoy getting robbed
don't do that shit outside of vegas

>>211749964
no

>>211750058
looks like a cool guy

>>211750058
a nig, a nig. a nig nig nog, a nig, a nog, a nig nog nog

>>211750058
rip to a real one
big nig up in the sky

I sometimes wonder if I’ve got Indian ancestry with the absolutely horrendous smells that come from my arse at time. Bathroom stinks like the river Ganges

Oh yeah, Black Mirror that's right. Do you think they'll sue me? Do you think they have the balls?

>>211749864
State of that lass’s toilet. That ass is so huge her shits must always clog the toilet.

1995-2005 was a golden age if we're being honest. Sorry if this is triggering the snowflakes here, sorry not sorry actually. Oh, you're going to cry aren't you? Is that right... Mr. Potter... going to cry for me hmmhmmhmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARR02AZtaZw

I don't think any of you were there back in Jan 2k'12...

If you were... Well, we wouldn't be at odds right now.

Why do native Brits have such long foreskins?

Oh Mr. Potter, you never learned to behave did you. Well, that's alright. There's always slytherin... *checks notes*

>>211750126
I’d say 1991-2001

>>211750155
Post some of your fizzy raspberry lemonade ai images or kindly fuck off.

Woke up to some swarthy lad stretching out my foreskin.

back in the day I used to post on 2ch's /psy/ (a board dedicated to psychology and psychiatry) and there was a namefag claiming to be a real therapist who posted in the pinned thread for general discussion. one day I half-jokingly made a post in the avoidant personality disorder general saying how I'm afraid to post in the pinned thread in case he would laugh at me or call me a retard. then I linked my own post to him saying like "look what they're saying about you" and went on a fucking rant there saying how they're all covert narcissists and how he despises them and then mods spamfiltered his signature forcing him to leave and added a rule that you aren't allowed to pose as a doctor unless you have proofs

>>211750194
They're fascinated by em

>avoidant personality disorder
ktim

>>211750149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCOJwZzBiVo

>>211750204
Absolutely done him over

>>211749401
Alri Elliot Rodger

I have:
>Aspergers syndrome
>Intermittent explosive disorder
>Obsessive compulsive disorder
>Severe social anxiety
>Severe depression

Among many other things.

I suffer afflictions that 90% of people don't have to experience.

>>211750262
Thanks for sharing (I really don't care).

>>211750282
No. It's honest-to-god a real thing.

You know I've been arrested about 10 times in my life for violently attacking random people in public? Yeah, that's because of my rage.

Why are atheists like this?

>>211750299
Severe daddy issues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANsrmjqFpKE

Emi Ibarazaki is my waifu since 2012.

She has brought me comfort for many a long year.

I honestly wish she was real and that I could marry her and live the rest of my life with her...

But hey. That's just me.

Left catberg out all night in the rain again. OOPS!

morning lads

Sent from my iPhone

>>211750204
fuck I meant to say that HE went on a rant

>>211750368
>>211750204
absolutely epic blog. 10/10

>>211750341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaQzRABeXX4

I genuinely believe Emi is my ideal woman

God, I love her so fucking much...

Are you lot really posting in this abomination of a thread

>>211750423
Yeah. Why not. Where else should I be posting?

>>211750429
in a REAL /brit/

>>211750442
Is this not a real /brit/?

>>211750442
10 pound pom seppo scum!

Ach! But I’d recognize that arse anywhere. That’s me mate Malcolm MacDougal’s arse. He does nae wear any knickers oonder his kilt!

quick late night wankypoo b4 beddy bye

A wankypoo is preferable to a pooey wank.

>>211750533
>>211750533

>>211750533
Poke your pinky finger out so you feel fancy as you do it

>>211750459
*strong northern irish accent and red hand of ulster flying behind me*
This thread is an abomination of a /brit/ and I will not be posting again until a new thread is made

Wank completed
Soft blanket strat used so as not to waste time

mad to think that you’re all (probably) real people with your own lives and own history

>>211750661
My life takes place entirely on this website. If Ofcom takes it away they are in essence killing me

Ever attempt to pleasure your bumhole?

>>211750695
Gave it a few prods but that's the extent of it

sent my dad his father's day whatsapp
what a good son i am

But if he stood and watched the frigid wind
Tousling the clouds, lay on the fusty bed
Telling himself that this was home, and grinned,
And shivered, without shaking off the dread

That how we live measures our own nature,
And at his age having no more to show
Than one hired box should make him pretty sure
He warranted no better, I don't know.

>>211750593
ah was born a bret
ah lived a bret
ahl die a bret
bret
brit

gofe

>>211750824
fuck i wish i were a hot girl

might do some sort of poo soon

rorke

>>211750695
Bought a butt plug back in 2017. Maybe 2018. October 31. Stopped at the sex shop after drinking (was drunk driving). Then I attempted a drunk driving butt plug insert wank on a back road on my way home and I hit and killed an owl and then I threw the butt plug out the window and had a think.

>>211750814
me before my shower and my coffee

Was dressed as Mario.

>>211750838
Don’t steal my fucking gimmick which is also not a gimmick and is my reality

>>211750896
How loose is your shithole that you were able to drunkenly insert it and manage to drive and wank immediately? Tell me it was a beginner size

>>211750930
Was unable to do any of that in the end.

>>211750938
Oh I think I get what you meant now

>>211750950
Should have been a rock bottom moment but it was so insane I think I repressed the memory.

contemplating training up to a p spot vibrator to see what it’s like
supposedly it’s like the heroin of orgasms and you can get away with saying it’s medically beneficial for your prostate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mGhhdPgXG8

what accent does this guy have?

the key to all of this is Jar-Jar

>>211751000
london/estuary but he has a slight speech impediment

haters got me firing indiscriminate with the mac again

coffeeberg giving bungholestein the business

why are there so many colombians on chaturbate

>>211751110
What else are you supposed to do there

Good morning

>>211751125
Go around on a moped. Shoot at people? Or something

>>211750900
me waking up when the drugs have worn off :(

>>211751110
They’re dirt poor and known for being hot

>>211751110
I like them massive south american shemales look like they beat the fuck out of you

>>211751146
They tired of that kind of thing

>>211751038
sounded like a weird bent essex accent to me. good to know

>>211751038
what are you on about? he sounds like an aussie or kiwi

GOD I WISH I WERE A HOT WOMAN

>>211751217
no he doesn't

it's pure satire

I think the gf sent an angry message to me yesterday and I've been avoiding looking at it because I don't want to deal with it but the longer I leave it the worse it gets

>>211751217
lolwut

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Said theres 5 new posts but i cant see any of them

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>211751404
There was a kid that wanked himself to death

I wish I were born British

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Oh I love cleverness indeed ohoho yessss

>>211751657
that girl should have sex with me imo

had a decent nut

>>211751657
want to save this but am not going to

>>211751696
me when im a squirrel or something

Get a lovely corset in the morning dear, get the blood pumping is that? Yes, of course of course. Well, off to act like everyone else around, oh yeah? Well have a lovely day dear. That's wholesome. Unlike YOU. *slams top shit door*

Pet Sounds is better than anything the Beatles ever did, and I actually prefer the earlier Beach Boys stuff about surfing and cars to Pet Sounds.

watching episodes of come dine with me and getting sick of brits making lazy icebox pies and calling them "cheesecake" fuck off with that shit

>>211751776
check the last four digits :)

>>211751756
The white album was so far ahead of its time

>>211751756
music isn't a competition u pleb

just had a 'dirty chai' which i suppose is chai and espresso and it tastes like a weird fucked up indian coffee

sangria is just wine and brandy with some fucking shit floating around in it

>>211751845
Finally someone said it

listening to I want a new drug by Huey Lewis and the News and doing a little dance in my pants while I make bacon and eggs

>>211751756
Nah bro, Abbey Road, Magical Mystery Tour, The White Album, Sgt Pepper are all better than Pet Sounds

time to pop my willy out and have a nice long goon sesh this morning x

when the music's over

people act like glinner was normal before he started going mental about trannies on twitter but he was always an insecure weirdo nutter. he would have raging arguments on there about completely inconsequential shit with nobodies who had like 10 followers if they disagreed with him. bloke just can't let things go.

Have zero debt at 30 which is very good but I've also never owned a credit card so I must have a horrendous credit score

>>211751944
At some point his wife must have told him she wasn't comfortable with what he was doing and that it was creating a strain on their marriage and his relationship with his kids and would have just ignored her to continue seething about trannies online
Only himself to blame really

>>211751944
He should have stuck to writing comedy but maybe the jobs dried up because he was a cunt to work with if his twitter is anything to go by

>>211751177
yeah they're kino

>>211751965
>>211751971

Imagine Harry Potter made today with JK Rowling just letting chud actors be in it

Russell Brand as Harry
Graham Linehan as Hermione
John Cleese as Dumbledore

>>211751907
never goon

>>211752005
too late x

>>211752016
leave it on reddit next time mate

>>211752015
corr

>>211752029
love hitomis big titties me.

>>211752015
i would annihilate entire nations to have my way with her

>>211752015
the west has fallen

>>211752041
get some more posted

sometimes visit /pol/ for a laugh and a read but with the whole middle eastern shite it’s become a bit drool

shame she never fucked an african gentleman on camera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYwxHQcDoEc

a shave and out for a few jars get in

>>211752090
shame i couldn't pull your fucking head off and punt it off a cliff

>>211752106
haha what are you like x

>>211752087
*droll
And you're using the word wrong

Would just like everyone to know I am currently wanking my cock to videos of Hitomi because of this lad posting images of her

>>211752133
feel powerful now do you?

Did the US Army really play It Ain't Me at the parade? Kino if so

>>211752106
lmao

>>211752133
bodied that freak

>>211750149
havent thought about this game for YEARS wonder if their general is still going
todays 4chan could never ever make anything nearly as good

>>211752151
good lad x

>>211750149
i cri evertiem

>>211752159
Send me flaxen haired blonde swedish cuties as recompense

just farted AMA

>>211752289
Smell?

Telegram leak of international cities marked with kilotons of bombs from Israel

So the Samson option is real if this is real so if Israel collapsed then London is nuked

>>211752296
didnt smell like anything honestly

>>211752300
Source?

>>211752300
fakest shit i ever saw

>>211752300
boring
anyway do you remember in katawa shoujo when emi asks you to shag her up the arse and then it hurts so you dont get to really
heartbreaking stuff

initiate the samson option

>>211752330
source is the photoshop program created in some smelly /pol/ schizos childhood bedroom

chrome is a fucking piece of garbage go to hell

Iran has said if the UK or any country stops it's missiles this will be seen as a declaration of war

So the US and UK have to decide to allow Israel to be attacked or declare war in Iran

All true Aryan National Socialists stand with Iran in its fight against International Jewry.

Sieg um jeden Preis.

>>211752400
ermine

BITCH ASS FAGGOT SHIT FUCKING DICK ASS WHORES

Shell-aviv haha

20mm max hangs with over half my bodyweight attached
Still, I don't know why I am, the way I am, not strong enough to be your man

>>211752370
>>211752370
Stick to watch television
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-06-07/iran-claims-access-to-cache-of-sensitive-israeli-nuclear-files

>>211752429
Your mum and sisters sound nice

>>211751814
Probably the best post by a yank in a while

Imagine starting a war with Iran

>>211752426
The closest some people ever got to having sex was fucking disabled girls in a video game made by incels on 4chan

mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.

>>211752475
How do you make a game on 4chan?

>>211752477
Nothin wrong bout a few lads hanging out and gooning together

>>211752528
yh but its just scary to think about x

BREAKING: Helicopter carrying Hindu pilgrims crashes in India, killing seven people

mad that there is a /brit/ discord server where they watch the thread and conspire to change the direction which ever way they please, coordinate "done hims" and bradleyposting etc.

>>211752571
and you know this how?

>>211752598
he's gooning on the discord with that other lad

when babestation closes down, britain dies
mad how some rum slags are all that stand between us and cultural annihilation

Israel placing their anti-missile batteries in the middle of apartment blocks in Tel Aviv is very jewish.

DEVIL GOBLINS IN MY COMPUTER

>>211752646
they should put snakes in central park hundreds of thousands of them

>>211752646
same building

often feel like I have a very tenuous grip on sanity, like I am just barely keeping it together

and when I say just barely I don't mean that I present as a normal person, I mean when people look at me they can see that I am visibly mentally unwell. Not in a 'twisted freaken psychopath' edgy way but in some way that consistently makes other people uncomfortable, as if I'm not someone to be spoken to or stood near, as if I'm "a bit off", agitated somehow. As if the mental effort of pretending that I'm not seconds away from losing it at all times is written on my face and in my posture.

Update on the broken lime bike with its alarm going off constantly: some fucker put it back outside my front door last night. Will be pushing it back down the road and around the corner later.

>>211752870
just say you got autism bro

>>211752870
Was just saying this down the pub

>>211752870
just chill out bro

>>211752870
Call out to God

>>211752870
Have you tried drinking a beer having sex and chilling out a bit?

>>211752870
ever had a beer?

Dogberg watching me do a poo

>>211752870
attention seeking behaviour

>>211752870
look at this twisted joker over here

But Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!

>>211752870
have you tried not caring

>>211752870
Nothing really matters mate just embrace it and you'll feel much better.
You either think everything matters and master your universe and become rich and successful or you think nothing matters and you are a free soul unchained by the system. It is the purgatory in between that crushes the spirit.

people always say to me that i look like i want to run away which is true

>>211752949
diddums

killing all the newly hatched mites on my face heheheheheh

>>211752870
i think you're thinking about yourself a bit too much x

>>211750682
how come british trains look so much like japanese ones?

>>211752949
you want to sit on my lap?

>>211752949
where’d you go then?

People say I give off rapey vibes but they can't possibly have any idea of all the rapes I did.

I give off really swell chum vibes :)

i like wanking

>>211753019
got some puppies in your car have you?

>>211752981
never seen anything like this in britain

I know it might sound like normie advice but CBT unironically helped me get over a lot of autistic nonsense concerns I had that held me back a lot. When you actually question the underlying assumptions around your anxieties you realise that they're irrational or at the very least unlikely to matter all that much to begin with. Once you realise that a lot of them will melt away by themselves, although you'll still be in the habit of freaking out at a disturbing thought every now and then.

>>211752870
have a cousin like that, it's the eyes

>>211753060
how much does supreme CBD pay for these posts? seems everyone is on it

Imma wanker

>>211753050
I've got something that looks like that

>>211753060
>CBT

>>211753050
phwoarrr imagine standing on the train tracks and letting that obliterate your boyhole at 1000mph

>>211753074
can't tell if you're joking or not
i'm not talking about cbd

ummy

In England there are women with vaginas

>>211753050
the one way express to my arse pipe

>>211753060
My cock and ball torture sessions were a bit different to yours but glad they worked for you

>>211753139
has science finally gone too far?

doing my cbt so i can ride a moped around to cure my depression

>>211753171
would be the first time CBT had any positive effect on depression

just had my first prostate orgasm

>>211753214
>>211753214
>>211753214

doing a poo btw

>>211753219
>>211753219
>>211753219

>>211753216
How long did it take the guy to cum?

>>211753235
Did it externally with a vibrating thing, wasn’t as amazing as its hyped up to be

>>211753227
unlucky

>>211753222
>>211753227
great minds think alike

both early and janny deletes only one of them
what did he mean by this

you WILL post in the chicken boy thread and you WILL like it
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>>211753363
get banned ugly freak