Thread 211755665

finnish gf edition

I hate googoo chrome

Hi, I'm Barry. I'm the janitor assistant and I'll be aiding him in rooting out misconduct such as racism and pornography. Keep it between the Iines and you'll be fine. Thanks for your understanding.

Why isn't there a movie of Ted Kaczynskis life

festivals are the horniest place on the planet. it's like a huge sex party but you're not allowed to touch, only look.

Seeeeeeeeeeeeex big ass cock butt anus lick lick fuck poop

>>211755709
There is a whole TV series on it.

Wiping those ass cheeks after a sloppy hung over morning poo must be misery

why aren't we allowed to admit how fit they are

>>211755709
There is it's called Ted K, happy hunting

>>211755724
Women don't poo

>>211755738
Employed Woman does

>>211755738
My sweet summer child…

Can't remember most of the embarrassing shit I said last night which means I didn't really say any of it if you think about it

was up until 2 gooning

Just been watching SNIS-917 and SNIS-937

>>211755753
Great ad.

>>211755665 (OP)
finnish sexual dimorphism is fascinating
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FAZhb8HF9J8

>>211755710
in the dance floor its easy to get frisky with hot girls

>>211755756
faggot porn
i wanked twice today and it was both over big booty black bitches

>>211755756
xfce is shit why don't you use windows?

>>211755762
need to move to finland where my 4/10 face and 4 inch cock will be enough for a girl like OPs

https://youtu.be/5fNnkb8ACWs?si=fMpkMyW_EkR2CCbt

Banger

>>211755665 (OP)
LET ME EAT YOUR SHIT.

LET ME EAT YOUR SHIIIIIT

>>211755811
almost as nice as keely's

>>211755756
was on ENKI-062 and DFE-089 last night

I've got a forehead like an archaic hominid

Think I may do a trip to Portugal

>>211755861
got a shiny one me

>>211755865
Blind rebel against it. I will put you in diapers. Fucking cockroach. Pig.

loli feet tomorrow

>>211755861
alri

>>211755885
When?

big tranny protest in the second half of this
absolutely revolting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmt8ez7CwhQ

>>211755838
I remember jeets on Twitter made up a rumour that she had a black boyfriend

>>211755665 (OP)
Built for bouncing on BBC

I feel weird

>>211755904
Blood this one.

/brit/ what's the funniest and most surreal thing you've ever seen.

I was in Edinburgh two years ago and it was pride day and some weird gay fella with a wig in the parade was wearing just a little leather pouch thing on his cock and balls.

He walked up to a dad and his son and the sidewalk and started jumping the air Infront of the kids face while getting hyped up by gays and two women in a Rick and morty costume.

The dad pushed the dancer and proceeded to get jumped by random people in the crowd

>>211755918
You ARE weird

anymore links?

>>211755904
Rorke spotted

>>211755927
*screeches from my runt cage*

>>211755917
Her bf is white but keep coping.

Gained a clue last night and uninstalled all of my games on Steam and then uninstalled Steam itself and now I don't know what to do today

/brit/ stands with Israel and the global Jewish world order

>>211755974
Masturbate, realise the error of your ways and reinstall Steam

>>211755974
Once you give up games, alcohol, porn etc. you have to actually find something more fulfilling to do. It's not magically gonna come, which is why people do those things in the first place.

>>211755994
gone fishing?

>>211755994
Yes

>>211755971
Yes he watches and plays with his Sissy clitty while she gets stretched by jungle BBC

Many such cases

got to go to B&Q

>>211756041
need your gay card mounted on the wall?

>>211756012
male

whenever a woman posts a YouTube video there is ALWAYS an Indian in the comments writing about them as if they're food

>>211756061
>he doesn't know who boxxy is
how new are you nibbs?

>>211756062
Leftypol's favourite snack, all it needs is a splash of Elton's dressing on top

Which animals feel best to touch
My cat used to feel amazing but I wonder if there's even better ones

>>211756089
>Mommy, I joined antifa!

the official heraldry of /brit/

>>211756093
sheep

showering

Any hawkwind enjoyers in?
https://youtu.be/x5h-LAvQDCQ

mental how two slabs of fat being shaken around make my genitals hard and release dopamine in the brain until white liquid is ejected from the organs

almost time for ALDI toil

>>211756093
Stingrays feel very soft and slimy
Bunnies and chinchillas feel like clouds
Llamas feel like giant warm blankets, that may be my pick.

>>211756153
she is GAGGING for a cock up her ARSE

>>211756075
Fuckkk look at that bitch I just want to fry her then set her aside and add soffritto to the same pan to pick up the fond and rendered fat, deglaze with some red wine then add the meat back in with some passatta and stock and reserved pasta water

just got off toil, first full day off in weeks tomoz, get in

I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.

>>211756176
We got it the first 10,000 times.

>>211756182
Thrice, bro.

Happy Homosexualist Month!

>>211756186
It literally been a decade and 10000 posts

>>211756161
Yeah exactly

scranning some sardines. fucking get innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn lad

>>211756200
Freak should be locked up.

>>211756186
300.

I wonder why

sucked off several men, been sucked off, fucked multiple cross dressers, pissed in one’s mouth, tried bottoming once but i have never once wanked to gay porn

>>211756223
neoliberal democracy has been a disaster

>>211756226
sounds a bit gay all of that

BREAKING NEWS
>TV cook Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall says the internet outage in Gaza is "catastrophic" and the timing of the Israel-Iran conflict is a "disaster" for Palestinians
https://x.com/BBCPolitics/status/1934194578304754120

I don’t like cricket
I love it
Do you lads love cricket?

>>211756199
why would anyone celebrate shoving their cock up a blokes arse

>>211756245
White monster!!!

>>211756245
it lush

Billie Piper says: "I've always voted Labour"

>>211756245
love hitting a ball really far but still don't understand the rules

>>211756226
is it like you'd prefer to do all that with women but they're not available

>>211756245
>I don’t like cricket
>I love it
Bob Marley's here lads

What is the charge? enriching uranium? succulent Persian uranium? Gentlemen! This is theocracy manifest.

>>211756288
West Eurasian.

>>211756134
Pretty sure that's Treason

just farted 3 times and they have a slight sewerage vibe

>>211756303
ok

mad how bob marleys dad was a white english man

>>211756288
The song was by 10cc
https://youtu.be/fUNTk5xsxk4

feeling grateful about having a gf. when i was younger i was an incel for years and always wished for one. now i don't appreciate her because we've been together for a while. but seeing virgins here and what lack of sex does to a mf, i am now very happy.

>>211756318
End

>>211756294
mad how israel is allowed nukes but iran isnt for some reason

>>211756303
you're dying lad

>>211756288
10cc you mong

>>211756328
because nukes would disrupt the post-ww2 power structure and we can't have that, can we

>>211756318
how you get one

EVERY SINGLE WAR in history, the country's citizens have always been somewhat split. There are always protests against the war, even in America during the Vietnam war some groups and institutions opposed it, this is in a country that detests communism for example.

And yet the anti-war sentiment in Israel is literally non-existent. There are like 12 people who oppose the war there. If this doesn't show the Jewish sense of unity and supremacy then nothing will.

Insane how it's been nearly a decade since the Phantom Pain was released.

I remember people on /v/ holding off suicide for it. Where has the time gone?

MGS3 remake in August which is also the first "new" Metal Gear game since then.

>>211756316
>>211756337
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ey-h-KUXA

>>211756359
Approached some in person in pubs and stuff. Online dating is rigged against average looking people so I had to go out into the real world.

>>211756328
Iran has said Israel must be destroyed and funded terrorists to do that. They had a countdown clock in Tehran ffs.

Israel just wants to be left alone and would quite like to be friends with ordinary Iranians who as I understand it, are crying out for regime change

>>211756200
oh my days

>>211756391
https://youtu.be/L3HQMbQAWRc?si=QUmziYOvpsv8oQ3v

>>211756372
what are you on about?
there are lots of jew sects that refuse to serve in the amred forces and oppose the war for various different reasons
you exposed yourself as clueless

>>211756391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3HQMbQAWRc

>>211756380
we're all waiting for death stranding 2 lad. according to kojima its going to redefine the meaning of a 'strand' type game

>>211756337
Getting angry over an ancient gimmique

>>211755665 (OP)
aren’t finnish people chinks with blonde hair and blue eyes

>>211756372
Indeed. What jews preach to the goyim and what jews practice are completely different.

It's why Christianity is semitic malware for Whites.

>>211756409
israel has started wars with four different countries in the past year

>>211756422
It's okay
Some people live on 4chan and lash out at others here for escapism

>>211755665 (OP)
Alright which one of you was this?

https://youtu.be/tUbo0IeWTY4lucOftu9XOZCOJy-

still 20 minutes until i can in good conscience crack open a beer

>>211756409
trying too hard

>>211756416
Ultraorthodox Jews are the Exception that proves the rule, like I said, there are about 12 of them in total.

>>211756421
That game was so ludo

adore porn and wanking

>>211756441
oh my days

>>211756134
UK Supreme Court is a made up thing desu

>tfw accidentally bought LIGHT sour cream
night = ruined

>>211756513
that's my go to there's nothing wrong with it

>>211756441
based autismoid

gfberg is obsessed with the idea of getting a garbage disposal unit lads

>>211756513
Dead this one. https://i.postimg.cc/ydTTqtt4/20250615-134107.jpg

>>211756507
So are blokes pretending to be women so it balances out

thas menthol illness luv x

>>211756528
ever shag her shit pipe

Problem best to not open that link

>>211756519
based poof

always wondered why i'm a virgin even though i look like the guys on the left

>>211756513
heroinlad?

>>211756425
Iran declared war against Israel in the 70s and has been funding hezbollah in Lebanon, Ba’athists in Syria, the Houthis in Yemen and hamas in gaza. All of that is coming to an end now. Like Michael Corleone taking out the five families

>>211756513
scrape some off your willy

im not sick but im not well

lost my dog's favourite ball
there's going to be hell to pay

>>211756570
Not confident. Holocaust megacollab.

>>211756498
why can't they hear smoke alarms though

>>211756582
هطلع دين ام الكلب
Fares is on the ground!!!

she is so delusional

Niggers and Jews = Bad News!

>>211756602
Time for sex. I am beta. When?

there's kids on the corner wanna beatbox my brains to bits

>>211756558
Really stupid of them to not just blitz Israel all at once. Maybe the hamas attack was kept secret even from the other Iranian proxies, but they still could have joined in once it started.

I suppose they wanted to let Israel make itself look as bad as possible on the global stage but why the fuck would they value optics that highly, especially when it's impotent leftists they're appeasing

>>211756602
I'd give her a huge gap if you know what I mean

>>211756576
nightmare scenario

I am the first German boi you are going to talk to. When?

>>211756602
STUPID BITCH

bumble gf

>>211756602
they only play 3 fucking sets too

>>211756639
Dead this one https://voca.ro/11w5yGifVYNe

>>211756657
When?

>>211756602
wasn't it proven that any man ranked in the 10,000-5000 top players could beat all the top 10 women?

>>211756602
I hate this fucking debate because it could be easily settled by her playing a single guy and losing without getting a single point in, but she refuses to. See >>211756636

I am on period. Because I am a woman. Haha. Sorry. XD.

We are energetic probes created by the universe and it's because we are possessors of energy that has awareness that we are the means by which the universe becomes aware of itself.

>>211756657
something very robust and sexy about this bint
bet she fucks like a jet fighter

tap water tastes so good today the lads at the water treatment plant cooked

>>211756657
fit

Kenneth?

>>211756657
sauce? that's my morning wank sorted

>>211756678
Its about fairness anon. They're both top players, what does it matter if they have strength differences?

>>211756702
was just saying this at the ashram

my mum uses sunbeds she’s not going to get cancer is she

>>211756733
I wanna say it's from a Sure: Whole Body Deodorant advert.

>>211756734
Same reason Paralympics athletes get paid less than Olympic ones. Spectators don't care. They just want to see the best players.

>>211756744
can't find it

https://i.postimg.cc/v8tY1spF/20250615-135351.jpg
Old man.

>>211756735
good lad

>>211756739
does she have dead sexy tanlines?

called my wife a wretched coomer last night when drunk and she asked me to explain what i meant

>>211756750
Paralympics comes down to who is the least disabled, which is a large part of why no one cares.

>but they have categories for different disabilities
I'm sure they do but no one cares.

>>211756750
>Same reason Paralympics athletes get paid less than Olympic ones
Also not ok, ableist bullshit

>>211756771
post her feet

>>211756779
Does anyone actually believe this? I know you're being ironic but why is there a distinction between Para vs Olympic but not Men vs Women in this issue?

Oldjie

>>211756714
I too live in a country with drinkable tap water. Doesn't stop Nigerians buying 40 bottles of water every time I go to the supermarket.

why dont women tennis players earn the same doesnt wimbledon mens and womens sell out every year anyway

>>211756818
literally what are portugal thinking

Check this out. More med???

>>211756826
bad-tap-wortugarl

need to brosse mes dents

>>211756826
They decriminalised all drugs, everyone is too stoned to care

My dick is in the air.

>>211756818
>spain and greece

a dubious claim

FFS lads, I shouldn't have watched F1 qualifying into Nimi's 3D and Gigi repo collab with the holodem

what did he say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=890gons2imI

might book an incel trip to greece

>>211756875
Please don't smile?

Two teenagers on the beach, one smoking a spliff, the other impatient for his turn (2004)

Really wouldn't want to be an old woman

>>211756870
Greece you can drink the water, you just can't flush toilet paper down the loos

>>211756875
i know your bedroom smells crazy

got ripped off at at turkish vape shop
the disposable vapes were supposed to be £1
i asked for one and he says "here brother free gift for you" and gives me two for £5
i said no i only want one and was like "this one free brother"
eventually i agreed to pay £2.50 for one even though i know for a fact they were £1 since the ban

>>211756901
they seem like the happiest nicest people ever, except spinster cat ladies obviously

>>211756911
Enjoy it.

>>211756818
mental just how much of the world hasn't gotten basic infrastructure right

womens sports are no different to the paralympics

a special category for those who are less physically able, and who otherwise couldn't compete

>>211756920
Lol this is the woke world we live in

>>211756920
last years olympic opening and closing ceremonies were the gayest things of all time apart from gay sex

>>211756899
>impatient for his turn

Any time I've been in a joint rotation I've been insanely high and dreading my turn every time the joint came around. Then when I was like "nah I'm good" the other lads were like nah you have to hit it.

china's tap water isn;t drinkable oh my dayz
now i know why they dump 100 million tonns of plastic into the ocean

Time for bible.

And now on BBC the new hit series NIGGER starring Nig Niggerson the Nigger and his band of Niggerly Niggers.

Happy Niggerday Mubarakasalam!

don't know how people stand working with indians, i fucking hate it, planning to jump ship to a whiter workplace first chance i get, hell i'd even take working with chinks if i had to

>>211756948
Rorke in the spliff circle

putting the cat in horny jail

>>211756960
moist filter

Bruv. Ice.

janny you fucking dullard do you not see the EGYPTIAN SPAMBOT

>>211756948
don't you let them peer pressure you darling
you're worth more than that

>>211756920
>>211756953
Ofcom's not gonna like these posts

>>211756982
What?

shawty gon toss that pussy at me like an alley oop

got ripped off at the turkish vape shop
the disposable vapes were supposed to be £1
i asked for one and he says "here brother free gift for you" and gives me two for £5
i said no i only want one and was like "this one free brother"
eventually i agreed to pay £2.50 for one even though i know for a fact they were £1 since the ban

>>211756990
Ofcom can go and nigger itself in the niggeranus

For the White race to survive, we have to completely discard Christian ethics and adopt National Socialist Exterminationism.

>>211756997
Spanio.

>>211756953
Laughing

>>211756998
that's illegal

>>211756959
it reminds me of this webm

>>211757018
texture of his cheek looks like a cushion

>>211757018
Confrontation kms.

>>211757014
That's nice, Rorke, but have you gotten a job yet?

>>211757029
And the dude next to her just scratches his beard.
Then she gets a message two seconds later and acts like it's a sign they're still alive even though she must know there's a delay

are there any healthy fast food chains that don't taste arse

>>211757018
so this is porke

literally me and the wife lmao
https://xhamster.com/videos/skinny-guy-fucks-a-bbw-xhf9OV2

you're mums

another day in the life i guess haha :/

>>211757029
>>211757045
Where's this from

>>211757046
What's the worse that can happen?

fucking hell, sounds like the moto gp outside

>>211756618
Yahya Sinwar being responsible for the restoration of the Pahlavi dynasty was not on my timeline and is frankly hilarious

>>211756875
14 day window for usual twitch vods...

2 months for partners...

>>211756891
I've not smiled since I opened that tab, soogs 2 months vlogs had me complacent. then I chanced another day cause yesterday only 1 out of 3 14 day vlog got chopped. lass had 3 up so presumed the 2nd which I watched would get chopped leaving me to complete the last vlog alas the kino and my smile is gone

>>211757046
WHY DON'T YOU POST THE WHOLE VIDEO
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

A nigger in the niggerpile

>>211756618
none of these countries want a war with israel because they know what that means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TxvWxBrBYE&list=PLCKolMda2tT4Ab-yIepDK_AJnyV0_Cfz_

nth for the gyaldem

What went wrong?

>>211757105
Stop. Yo. Help.

>>211757064
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_submersible_implosion

>>211757105
> posts that contain ‘nth for the gyaldem’ and in ‘gb’

> 1420 results found.

BYHSO

>>211757105
i wish she'd hold my wii

>>211756937
>>211756945
When did desuarchive stop archiving removed posts?

cum nerevar, cum

Go to fucking Germany. You French cossack.

>>211756328
jews stole lands from palestinians via trickery and deceipt in a post-colonial conscious world, the islamic world will never forget or forgive them

>>211757094
Right but the paramilitary organizations still (hezbollah Houthi hamas) fire enough rockets at Israel to get themselves blown up.

Like surely there are other options: don't fire any at all, or fire your entire combined arsenals all at once then promptly hunker down

Did you poms end up getting lots of hong kongers?

>>211757129
>>211757105
Is a Wii still worth buying in 2025?

I’m a very, very casual gamer. Just like waving those controllers about rather than using my fingers and thumbs to learn how to move on screen and I get motion sickness from fps games

>>211757142
frequa lentli cum

>>211757118
my town has 20k people and more people come to our 4th of july parade than went to his $100 million birthday parade sponsored by shitcoins kek

only happy when I'm in that liminal space between waking and sleep where you can gently steer your dewms towards certain outcomes but your brain still has enough control over things to keep them surprising and feeling reactive and interesting. only time of the day im happy

congrats on 250 years america

will you make it to 300?

why?

>>211757130
probably doesn't archive if jannoid removes it within seconds

>>211757177
I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24?
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?

Biomass.

errrrrm haha okay... you're sure right mate? cos i will absolutely do that

>>211757195
wake up in the morning and i ask myself
is life worth living should i blast myself

You almost got me. House. Hussar. I am not English, Syrian...

>>211757180
People are retarded and will think deodorant can only be used where the tin says it can be used so they'll buy this spastic shite.

just got called a flid in safeway

Imagine the smell.

>>211757204
Glad I never watched this melodramatic YA novel AO3 fanfic spastic shite

>>211757168
probably, nimi bought a wii to stream with her 3D model she debuted yesterday

heck an n64 and older consoles would still be fun to play with. just gotta find a still working console

I'm 32 years old and I have never had sex or touched a boob.

>>211757217
tell us what happened lad

>>211757180
finally a deodorant designed for women to spray on their tits, fanny and arse

>>211757245
what about your mum

promised myself not to drink for the rest of this month but was on the cans last night wahey lads what am I like x

>>211757242
grow up

>>211757245
not even your mum’s or sister’s? bit sad that

Bible quote and and puke.b

delaying my beer drink until my toothpaste taste has subsided

thought i was better than the couch to 5k people, but i'm not. i will follow that routine going forward

>>211757261
grow up

>>211757171
some nice lasses there, not an obese person in sight

>>211757283
When??? Ire.

>>211757291
Pretty much all hot women are left-wing.

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies (same thing).

>>211757180
UGH another product intended to stop women smelling NATURAL
i just want to sniff a stinky girl bum

Eek.

>>211757301
WTF I love leftists now

new

>>211757339

>>211757339

>>211757339

Fatherlles.

>>211757342
fucked it

*points at you*
grow up

>>211757342
fucked it

sorry mods delete it

>>211757342
no bert in the title, dead on arrival I'm afraid

>>211757370
>>211757370
>>211757370

Raw.

>>211757245
should try it sometime lad

oh grow up

>>211757395
Focus

>>211757314
Grow up

When? Cockroach fuck!

What's that melody? Game.