Thread 211757370

i just wanna dance edish

1st for wales

well said bg

>>211757366
you'll have to live with this mistake for the rest of your days

>>211757370 (OP)
stupid fat arsed cow

just got called an nwah in ebonheart

>>211757403
aka the perfect girl

>>211757403
she dont want your swc lil bro

me when i

The British state does not fulfil it's most basic duty to protect it's citizens and their property.
The British state has no legitimacy and must be dismantled.

started going grey in my teens

>>211757417
i feel protected

>>211757392
there's a whale in the OP

just touched another person's booby

Israeli death toll rises as conflict rages with Iran

>>211757389
I'm sure it's nice but I'm a weird cunt and I will die alone. It's better this way. Better for everyone.

>>211757403
Perfect wife material; you can beat the shit out of her every single day

>>211757463
VERY british post this

>>211757370 (OP)
Can hear this webm x

had too many wanks this weekend

>>211757394
Isn't Boy George a literal convicted kidnapper and rapist?

>>211757480
me too xx

>>211757458
sometimes i tickle my own nipples when im bored

>>211757479
you lot started israel

Going to try and get shut down by Dignitas. Maybe speedrun cancer, huff toxic chemicals idk

>>211757489
He's a Tatchellite nonce

>>211757465
get a prossard if you must, it's best to get that first shag out of the way so you don't permanently adhere to the virgin freak mindset
make sure it's a classy prossard too, not some cheapo immigrant one

wondering how to get a job

>>211757489
kidnapper yes rapist no

>>211757478
man on the right on his way to the John Travolta lookalike competition, complete with wig and pilots uniform

>>211757478
thought that was bradley on the left

>>211757514
>it's best to get that first shag out of the way so you don't permanently adhere to the virgin freak mindset
Wrong.

something cheesy for tea perhaps

>>211757370 (OP)
too much ass

>>211757514
Lad I'm 32 and have never had a conversation with a woman. The freak mindset is as adhered as it's going to get.

>>211757561
why not find a woman to have a conversation with an go from there

>>211757514
I just got with a Chav slag, took a viagra for the first time, then bonked her for two days straight. Nowadays I can't even get hard due to anxiety.

>>211757394
His X replies are funny
He would fit in here
Disagree with him on basically everything though

>>211757543
*gets my nob out*

>>211757561
don't be a defeatist lad, it's not over for you until you decide it's over, you can change your worldview at any time, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

dr pawel im CIA

out of all the things to shit on muslims for you bring up cows

nth for the baddiedem

>>211757582
Just normal queer stuff nothing to worry about

>>211757561
As you know Celtic. Pray.

Sir Keir Starmer

watch out lads vpnmong's here and he's brought his folder of images he's saved from his deranged twitter feed

>>211757615
I need to lose weight. Sherlock Goran. Please???

So this is rorke

In Ireland they call it 'North of Ireland'

>>211757641
buy a wii fit lad

why is keir startmer investigating innocent asians? is he a chud?

>>211757394
>in the real world people can and always will be what they want to be

>>211757370 (OP)
Metaphysical existence owes me a woman with that body type (idc about personality it doesnt matter)

Happy National Beer Drinking Day everyone

>>211757665
He lives.

was absolutely monged off my tits POO STEAMING and wanking last night to porn and next door flat knocked to say to turn it down
going to have to move out lads

nigga thinks we care about his cv

>>211757691
cant drink yet have to visit grandadstein and mumberg

>>211757699
When did Sam Smith get xer hair coloured?

>>211757702
do british people actually talk like this it is kinda hype

>>211757571
Because I've done nothing for those 32 years. Nothing. I have no interests or opinions or feelings and no stories to tell, no anecdotes.

If I speak to someone I feel nothing. When they speak to me I feel no instinctive reflex to respond. I understand on an intellectual level that it is polite to respond but in my mind nothing happens. Usually I can choke out a "haha, yeah" but people, men and women alike, can tell there's something not right, that there's nothing behind the words. The hope of any relationship, platonic or romantic, is snuffed out in 1-2 encounters where I come off somewhere between frightfully rude or mentally ill and odd.

It's at the point where for me to talk to a woman, to enter a relationship with her, is almost cruel or immoral since I'm such a weird cunt. In my mind I feel that these women deserve to be with someone normal. There are plenty of normal men about and they'd be better off with them.

>>211757598
I appreciate your kind words during these trying times.

supposedly there are some good iranian films but i've not watched any

>>211757722
looks like eric bristow pbuh

>>211757735
watch sharzahd

>>211757706
microsoft support forum has to be the worst one i've ever fucking used
i google a problem i have and it's 10 posts of people being like "Hi I'm Rasheed, Volunteer of the Microsoft ............ [four paragraphs later] .... unfortunately this feature is not available, have you tried restarting your device?"

antiperspirant/deodorant is for retards
you should see what that section of the store looks like in the u.s. vs the u.k.
we have an entire aisle dedicated to the shit
people are so gullible

>>211757733
seek therapy and medication

>>211757746
Machine. Phobia. Ukraine.

Just did a 10k for mens menthol elf x

>>211757749
trump really ought need to take less antipersiant

>>211757735
Nor have I
Apparently the best one is Nema-ye Nazdik (a.k.a. Close-Up)

the cop

>>211757749
yes supermarkets here also have a deodorant aisle

RESPOND TO MY POSTS I'M NEEDY

run wanker loves his runs

>>211757799
Astonmartin. XD.

boom boom boom boom
i want you in my room
lets spend the night together,
together in my room!~

>>211757749
men who don't produce BO have very low test, like the south koreans
little bitch lmao

>>211757806
You're a gay nigger bastarf

>>211757806
what was the 'gott strafe england' stuff all about, weren't they just one of your many enemies in ww1? why single them out for divine punishment

In Scotland we don't pronounce it as mee dee um, we say meejum

The only deodorant you need.

God called me a dog. XD.

>>211757820
brit niggas will find any way to feel superior

>>211757816
umm

>>211757749
Here we call Axe 'Lynx'
>Let me lynx you something
we'd say

>>211757845
Toby ^.^ xx

>>211757799
nah I've seen the deodorant sections in uk chemists in person it's tiny compared to the us and the selection is much smaller
unless it's changed tremendously since I was there

Kys, Beowulf. XD.

>>211757837
Nobody cares about Scotland
Most of the world doesn't even know you exist

>>211757847
wearing deodorant is a small price to pay to have testosterone glads working normally

>>211757866
pharmacies aren't supermarkets
the asda down the road from me has one side of a full aisle for deodorants

>>211757840
Driclor works better as a deodorant while using the same basic chemistry
Alum has the disadvantage of drying out the skin

>>211757855
yes very amusing

>>211757858
When?

>>211757748
lindedin is unusable with all the people posting chatgpt generated garbage that nobody cares about. and when you look at the name, it's always an indians/paki

>>211757874
>glads

Germans

>>211757886
Driclor is also an anti-perspirant, which I don't want.

shouldnt use deoderant since it has toxic aluminium micro particles, if you have a good diet and cardio your sweat doesnt smell bad anyway

Pre-drinking before tonight's monumental Soccer Aid

just waiting for mummy to make my lunch

got the new air freshener installed.
now my bathroom wont smell like piss

got the swans on

>>211757935
>which I don't want.
Why not
Being sweaty is grim

DIY pooing

wish my family was dead so i could drink on sundays

got an air shittener installed to make my house smell like poo

>>211757960
Hooker.

>>211757884
erm
right so
supermarkets here have a small section for toiletries such as deodorant... usually a tiny toiletry/bodycare section at the end of one of the aisles where they have a few tubes of toothpaste a few bars of soap etc.
pharmacies and big box stores have a big section for toiletries and entire aisles dedicated to deodorant
that's really strange that it's reversed in the uk...

>>211757733
Get yourself involved in local 'neurodiversity' meetups lad, lots of freaks there who don't give a crap about being normal so you can chat about video games or whatever else you spend your time doing

>>211757937
>Soccer Aid
corrrrrrrrrrrr

>>211757937
is are bradders playing tonight

>>211757633
it's pure satire

scored a big poz goal at soccer aids

Decent number of lads at work with noticeable BO. Not all brown people either, an equal amount of browns and whites.

Can understand sweating if you're doing physical tasks for 8 hours, there's no shame in that, but personally I don't think smelling is excuseable, even under those conditions. If you shower and apply anti-perspirant before work then you should be able to make it 8 hours without developing a BO smell.

BO is either coming from: unclean clothes, not having showered, not having applied anti-perspirant. No cunt wearing a clean top, freshly showered, freshly applied anti-perspirant is actively smelling after 8 hours. Fresh sweat? Sure. Smell? No.

>>211757978
fuck off i hate american i hope you all die

>>211757884
I do think actually this is something which has probably changed a lot over the years as well... the americanization of the u.k.
tricking people into buying things they don't actually want or need by making them feel insecure and lonely

>>211758003
No but Bella Ramsey is. Bet she toepunts it!
Also Wayne Rooney

>>211758012
Anonymously put a passive aggressive sign up, that'll sort them out

>>211758034
Bruh. No.

going into boots and accidentally wandering into that area where a sales person presumably helps women with makeup or something

>>211757979
Spend most of my free time here tbf.

did do some volunteering in a charity shop a while back and the lads there all had aspergers and were all fairly sound. It's funny how unpretentious and easy to get along with they are. I probably do have autism or aspergers myself.

>>211758064
Ah.

Just had a massive poo while the gf was in the shower and she was raging at me

>>211757571
NTA but I've got a speech impediment that automatically turns off any woman

>>211758064
Ohhhhh marone!!!!

>>211757936
yes good health and regular bathing should preclude the necessity for those sort of products
but people are easily made paranoid

DESPERATELY WANT A DRINK

>>211758037
It's not even the smell that's annoying, it's that if they're stood near me and a third person walks by then there's the risk that the third person will think that it's ME who smells.

Surely people know I don't smell though because they've stood near me in isolation and observed that I don't smell.

J'Rogan's on

>>211758014
Everyone dies, mon ami...

>>211758093
what is it which is impeding your speech?

Could be a sitcom

feel like SGHIT

>>211758012
very possibly people's clothes aren't getting clean in the wash
especially if you've got those low water eco friendly washers everywhere

>>211758067
big such area in the John Lewis in Buchanan Galleries. Have to walk through it to get to the escalators to go up to the toilets

good public toilets in that John Lewis

>>211758149
Mark's Israel, i'm Palestine. Makes thing s a bit interesting

setting aside the obvious moral issue, why the fuck does anyone actually commit political violence. i can’t think of a single modern assassination that actually resulted in any kind of serious political change. like the guy in minnesota, what the fuck was he thinking?
>step 1 shoot literal who nobody local politicians
>step 2 go to pound me in the ass prison for the rest of life
>step 3 ???
>step 4 die in prison
it’s just the stupidest thing ever

not reading all that

we found lush in a hopeless place (8)

>>211758064
Didn't they already do that one on sejnfeld

>>211758193
Rorke's mum

>>211758204
Chin laugh.

still screaming at this

>>211758193
Mmhmm xx

>>211758221
Well hello beautiful

>>211758227
posted it again award

>>211758190
political nonviolence also doesnt work look at all those gaza protests

>>211758221
>right what size torso you wantin hen? Normal?
>you ever see Elon Musk on that yacht?
>say no more

listening to music do you like music?

>>211758244
still here award

>>211758265
y

>>211758265
>do you like music?
not so much these days

thinking about making a post

>>211757936
just use rock salt innit

you can't arrest me i'm a sovereign citizen

>>211758193
what happened next then?

>>211758295
Rebel boi Germanic map.

>>211758266
is your goal to make the thread so boring and insufferable that everyone leaves?

>>211758273
:)

>>211758280
why not?

>>211758264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHUnFVYJ83w

cba with anything today x

yall niggas wilin

Shell-Aviv haha

>>211758190
No one thinks they're mentally stable people we just don't lock up the freaks in padded cells anymore we let them roam free

>>211758325
there he is

>>211758265
yh it's alri

>>211758345
same x

>>211758193
>She said: 'We became inseparable soon after meeting. He would speak about the Masai way of life, their culture and how they weren't obsessed by materialism, and he was also a very sincere. Something very deep changed in me, and I fell in love not just with him but all that the Masai stood for.'

>But what still shocks her to this day is how quickly Daniel changed after arriving in the UK as he became obsessed with money and material things and constantly complained about life.


Ted Kaczynski would have something to say about this.

>>211758149
Would fill a supersoaker with red dye and squirt the war crime flag

Way too many non-Anglo flags on /brit/ lately

got ggg on

>>211758428
*pisses on you*

>>211758422
I like aussies,

>>211758391
?

anyone else failing to quit alcohol i.e. drinking

come to the realisation l lost my virginity to the wrong girl and it ruined my life

>>211758306
Hubby booked a one way ticket to bangkok

>>211758408
woah… nature or nurture..

um i want to be blacked

Managed to cut down to 2500 calories and my stomach is doing somersaults.
Stumbled into the kitchen and unconsciously wolfed down A few plovers’ eggs, a cup of soup, a touch of cold salmon, some cold curry, and a splash of gooseberry tart and cream with a bite of cheese. Tomorrows another day I suppose onwards and upwards

leftypol circa 2011

>>211758464
the ESC

>>211758472
qrd? shouldnt be a big deal for boys

>>211758472
aww diddums you put your penis in the wrong vagina
sybau and get over it

>>211758408
she basically ruined his life

>>211758482
To show my ass?

>>211758482
*tars and feathers you*

>>211758496
don't know what the means but okay hi

>>211758510
Nibba went from hunting and foraging and being happy to being stuck in the English middle class suburbs wanting a newer car and designer clothes to impress the neighbours.

>>211758499
sceatgg

>>211758356
KEK

>>211758408
makes you think doesnt it

>>211758428
Watching okayu try and hit 9k on mario kart

>>211758465
Canelo lucky he caught ggg old

>>211758495
we need to go back

Brainiac proved twenty years ago that women are most attracted to a sweaty man with aftershave on. They find deodorant men the least appealing.

right well thats a meaty vagina hole

this new swans album isn't very good

>>211758592
um

>>211758604
still see men in their forties now who wear this shit exposing their hairy gyno tits it's revolting

>>211758356
you cheeky bastard :P

>>211758636
sybau

we all saw that image of that extremely plump pussy just now

I'll be man enough to admit I saw it and I did think to myself "yeah I would enjoy putting my willing in there"

got my bum in the air, pic related

>>211758688
>my willing


LMAO

>>211758705
huge ahh reddit space

>>211758495
>>211758604
That era was the beginning of fashion consciousness after the tragic 2000s

>>211758705
freudian slip I think, must have thought I was going to put "willing to put my willy in there" initially

>>211758684
what

lot of war happening in the world right now

don't like it

>>211758691
you in heat??

>>211758763
Ching chong.

>>211758735
honestly I think I would have got off my arse and pursued birds in my teens had they been wearing normal clothes instead of this crap

there will never be a time when this shite comes back into fashion. Never.

janny's not too clever these days is he

had a dream last night i was in this nice village in antarctica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYukHsAsBxY
miss him

>>211758789
>grok

>>211758781
got a boner just thinking about all the girls i smashed when i was younger, they all looked like this and it was lush

>>211758789
>ai slop
sybau

>>211758763
War to remove zionist starmer and bring back Corbyn when pls

>>211758724
Let me guess; Slip and Fall Bachelor?

>>211758781
it is coming back though

>>211758810
you need to have a good long think for once in your life

>>211758819
desperate to fit in greek

going to do my bollocks in today x

>>211758841
Nah.

>>211758781
Dire

>>211758838
why

littler threw a strop last night

>>211758858
it's time to start thinking for yourself

>>211758841
Taffeta Punk

adolph littler

>>211758875
i agree, instead of using ai to think for yourself

um

damn that bitch greta 22 now i can finally not feel bad for wanting to bone her

luke lidler

>>211758921
Castle.

>>211757370 (OP)
I'm gonna dance on OP's grave LMFAO

>>211758932
sybau

>>211758920
wtf I love the police now

Looks like there is an automaed spambot around

>>211758893
keep trying just try try try and eventually you'll get there

Sir Israel Armer

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgqwlvq180o

memes aside lads when 4chan is banned where are we going to? are we going back to soyjak party?

any chronic shit-farting man in

Think about this image a lot, british people are just hideously dysgenic and freakish looking

>>211757370 (OP)
https://youtu.be/gDk64H6s-EU

>>211758971
It gets Hispanic

>>211758971
prefer not to say

>>211758971
not happening

>>211758984
>I don't know what I'll do

>>211758984
you can still buy them. they are essentially the same.

>>211758981
yeah i think i might actually have IBS

>>211758984
my nan said I'm handsome :)

>>211758984
still don't get what the point of vaping is

>>211759014
Get nuked.

>>211758920
extinguished an on-fire vulnerable young woman on commercial premises award

Today I am studying English euphemisms. I am doing by best to integrate into UK society

Rorke controls the entire internet except reddit

>>211758971
Desuarchive or sharty, grim I kno

>>211758984
just buy a refillable one you absolute fucking mongoloid

>>211759019
like smoking but you don't have to go outside

>>211759027
YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

The reason placebo works in almost every illnesses is that most illnesses are made up. People get a random headache or stomach ache and they spend the next 6 months going down a rabbithole of diagnosis themselves with Jewish illnesses made up by pharma companies.

If most people had REAL illnesses placebo would do nothing.

vulnerable to setting myself alight

>>211759036
did they really need to write "instead of" every single time

>>211759019
get it sucked

>>211759019
I don't vape but I think it's like chewing gum (not that I do that either)

Sir Enhanced Interrogation

>>211759055
scerwemaigng

rorke: the jooooos

>>211759086
Yes.

Not cut out for it

>>211758971
I will be retiring and leaving forever. I am sure you will notice the void in whatever phoenix /brit/ you inhabit after my retirement.

>>211759036
woah cregg tyler is hella chronologically gifted lets fire his butt

mumberg in a huff because she has to go back to work and is taking it out on everyone else

I’ve become very anti-Christian over the recent years, seeing this slavish faith-based ideology as perhaps the primary cause of European civilisational collapse, having read quite closely into the likes of Catherine Nixey’s The Darkening Age, Revilo P. Oliver’s The Origins of Christianity, Tom Holland’s Dominion, and Charles Freeman’s The Closing of the Western Mind, and some abridged translations of Christianity’s Criminal History by Karlheinz Deschner, reinforced by the historical Roman writings of Celsus, Porphyry of Tyre, and the Emperor Julian, and, as with Edward Gibbon, have considered Christianity’s responsibility for the fall of Rome (and the theocratic brutality of Byzantium and the Dark Ages that effectively ended European science for well over a millennium, torturing and exterminating those Europeans who tried to hold out against the impositions of countless generations of bloodthirsty, ignorant, perverted Christian regimes, Europe split for seventeen centuries by terrible Christian sectarian warfare).

I have also considered its post-Enlightenment transition into liberalism and that all-encompassing secular ‘Neochristianity’, in the inspirational words of César Tort. This value system has conditioned a knee-jerk egalitarianism and relativistic weakness, a morality that Friedrich Nietzsche famously derided as fit only for slaves, a racially suicidal, life-hating framework of passivity, submission, and out-group preference, in complete contrast to the master morality values of Republican Rome and the cohesive Indo-European civilisations of the ancient world.

>>211759147
smack her

>>211759086
not an argument

>>211759147
my mum retired but now she has no money

unclear what her plan was there. Certainly I won't be helping her.

>>211759147
Women in a nutshell. Mumberg is exactly like that. Sunday night's are awful.

>>211759147
ever shag he in the arse

>>211759162
grow up

>>211759058
seems you've got terminal BPD

Girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring Smirnoff Ice over them (2000)

fumbled a baddie but joke's on her I only wanted sex

>>211759147
Is she also beating your other mum?

Lads

>>211759162
commiemong this larp is getting stale

>fumbled a baddie
In English please, Jamal.

you don't necessarily have to fuck an escort. just book her for half an hour and explain to that you just want to cuddle and chat for half an hour

>>211759221
timmy paid for it

jfs really are unfunny aren't they

>>211759162
blog on

black people will kill old chinese folks and wonder why east asians hate them

Get it made rorke

get the new grangled

get the new made NOW

mourning dove outside going hoowoo hoo hoo hoo

>>211759251
reads like ai slop

>>211759297
roaring

post my waifu

>>211757370 (OP)
Oh my gyatt!

>>211759298
spainlad aka Adam Barrett

>>211759318
no

they should introduce pensioners to dnd

>>211759318
aka your owner

https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/211759351211759351
>>211759351
>>211759351
https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/211759351vhttps://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/211759351https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/211759351211759351

drunk man inside on 4chan typing drunk man inside on 4chan typing

>>211759318
all me

considering a long walk. better than being stuck inside all day innit hahaha x