Thread 211760914

Move to Australia edition

neoliberal bull logging in

let's all not go to work tomorrow

>>211760914 (OP)
based
Might do this so I can smoke meth and shag SEA slags

so this is the new

>>211760971
oh my days timmy

>>211760956
i don't even work

>>211760971
this is who GCHQ should be keeping tabs on, but they only spy on sexy lads hahahahaha

fucking desperate to go back to the 90's

mental how this isn't actually true and both doors have a 1 in 2 chances of having the car

happy heavenly fathers day to all the dead dads of /brit/ posters

>>211761010
alri charli

when you were wanking but didnt close the porn then you suddenyl see it 10 mins later and its like a flashbang

>>211761022
i hate the monty hall problem it doesnt make sense and when you break it down people start saying "no it has to be the exact scenario with the game show host and the offer to swap doors"

Should I rewatch these as a 29 yr old man?

>>211761010
This.
Virtually everything wrong right now with the country seems to lead back to Tony Blair and New Labour

>>211761088
shaun yeah, hot fuzz was never good

>>211761093
Every government since Blair left has been Blair-lite

>>211761088
no you should be getting your money up, not your funny up

>>211761093
this but thatcher

>>211761128
Pretty sure I've had a wank to these people before on xhamster

I’m thinking about tonight’s gravy

>>211761164
Non

>>211761162
erm…

Lovely breeze today. Makes all the difference man.

>>211761123
Heathermongs eBay account exposed

Beginning to see the beauty in the world

>>211760914 (OP)
Mental how we could have moved the entire population of colonial Britain here and just left this rock behind for the Euros to scrap over

>>211761229
>ebay

>>211761276
Shut up Adam

adam showing the wiggle teams trick to the GCHQ staff hahahahahaha

>>211761257
howling

just became gay just now

one of the gchq members has a pipe leak underground!

might move to Alice Springs

>>211761355
um

>>211761344
today i feela gay

>>211761354
That's where a lot of you go isn't it? Gambling scene there is pretty good

Drinking wine and eating cheese

>>211761010
Baby brain syndrome.

why are they like this

>>211761417
Done.

>26 degrees on Friday
boiling my fucking tits off
>24 degrees today
actually quite cold

what black magic horseshit is this
2 degrees can't be that much of a difference

How do I lock in?

But all those who knew him, including the women who had followed him from Galilee, stood at a distance, watching these things.

alri lads

>>211761481
It's called humidity mate

eating a radish sandwich

>>211761076
it makes perfect sense and you can simulate it to prove it

>>211761568
When? Up.

feel inadequate for only knowing one language

how did all these forens learn such good english

>>211761679
tuneage

when there's no football on it makes you realise how long the weekend actually is
I'm actually starting to miss toilberg
what's wrong with me

they call me the lyrical gangster

>>211761742
there's an england womens friendly on x

About to watch the greatest cinematic production of australia

playing Witcher 2

>>211761705
they almost have to, we don't. just how it is innit

>>211761754
like I said no football on

how did you lads learn how to do wanks?

>>211761759
Sydney. poofter capital of Australia

>>211761781
Dad taught me

>>211761759
the lord of the rings?

>>211761762
do you prefer yen or triss

>>211761810
Yen

>>211761827
based

you're right babe i shouldn't be making posts that could getme canned online x

i'll just DJ instead babe x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEoNtN7j04

Any PS1 recs lads? Got the emulator downloaded

fucked a married woman solely by telling her that life is about happiness as per ancient Greek Epicurean philosophy and she should do what makes her happy while she's miserable in her relationship while I was making her laugh

hopefully her husband never finds out waheeey haha

>>211761883
what a stud you are

have 21 days of annual leave to use up for the final 6 months of the year

any suggestions?
seems like every cunt and his dog has taken May/June off
not me though :3

Friends Daniel (left) and Smudge drink cider at Cleethorpes bus station. They are waiting to see if any good-looking girls arrive in town for the day (2001)

just scranned some smoked salmon that was best before 10th june

>>211761877
symphony of the night

>>211761913
imagine being a female and someone with those teeth was leaning in for a kiss with you
deary me

My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you. John 15:12

>>211761913
vile beings

>>211761913
teeth like a St Mirren scarf

>>211761943
rorke fuming

>>211761957
I'll be me, and you be you

I'm 36 years old and have never had sex or even been on a date

>>211761877
need for speed high stakes
nightmare creatures
intelligent qube
40 winks
nba hoopz

>>211761907
thailand

>Brooklyn Beckham previously dated American actress Chloë Grace Moretz, French-Tunisian model-singer Sonia Ben Ammar, Canadian model Lexi Wood, singer Madison Beer, dancer Lexy Panterra, English model Lottie Moss, model Phoebe Torrance, British singer Rita Ora, and English model Hana Cross

oh to be a superstar

>>211761985
you know that film, the 40 year old virgin?
it was meant to be funny based on the idea that a man reaching 40 and still being a virgin would be incomprehensible

>>211761877
gran tourismo 2
tekken 3
spyro 1 2 and 3

in my evil incel gormenghast ass lair

>>211762012
wonder what they talked about

uncwithgoodpuss

>>211762011
I can tell he's eating good in the bottom picture

never been fat before. might deliberately get fat. might look good on me. you never know these days

BIG ladies lifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4HRnDyOB4U

shitting out my arse

>>211762132
someone had to say it

>>211761547
last month mine went up 400 points, back down again now

cunting bastard housemate was in the toiler for ages so ihad to do a shit into a carrier bag and throw it in the bin

>>211762188
why so volatile?
what did you do?

Didn't do anything therapistberg told me to do these last two weeks lol
Will need to make up some nonsense tomorrow

>>211762227
Russian losers.

>>211762229
nothing, I think they were trying to trick me into paying the subscription

>>211762193
Jap
>respectfully bows to horse
Arab
>lights horse on fire whilst screaming allahu akbar

they aren't the same

really like arses me x

>>211762279
poo

mental how mandy muse still has such a nice arsehole despite years of relentless cock pummelling

>>211762279
https://youtu.be/nY8uEYsFoJs

>>211762279
Wet Drizz isn't as good as King $hifty

>>211762279
Bob Dylan was horrendous

>>211762298
Third final

>>211762311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OoXZHf4R7g

This is alright though

>>211762279
completely fine to play s club juniors in the background when you wank your walt

>>211762311
>was
oh fuck me he's still alive haha

>>211762328
Nah.

How the fuck does he do it?
It's incredible
Absolute elite IQ

Bob Dylan's real name is Shabtai Zisl ben Avraham

>>211762365
He's just easy peasy lemon squeezy

>>211761271
you can still leave

>>211762365
CHINA NUMBAH HWAN

>>211762375
Green. Nigger!

strong asian lad

did an online iq test and scored 95 there

the bird of the hermes is my name
shagging my arse to make me tame

>>211762420
Believing I am Ukrainian.

I do wonder if Hamas, Hezbollah and the Houthis would instantaneously implode if there were regime change in Iran

If so it may be worth doing regime change in Iran even for non-zio purposes

>>211762482
Amiriti.

>>211762512
shut yo judaic ass up

heatherpaedo and egypt bot doing a number here

the british empire was WORSE THAN THE NAZIS

>>211762527
sca-REAMING

>>211762550
not 'bad' enough

just shagged emma watson

m&s chicken kyiv for tea

scotland honestly has a lot to answer for they almost single handedly colonised northern ireland and new zealand

this befuddles the JF

Leftypol spending his entire Sunday fantasising about the pedestrianisation of his local metropolitan area
Rorke spending his entire weekend fantasising about running leftypol over in his Rover 25

*deviates your septum*

I LOVE KOREA

>>211762610
befuddles me
whys it a sample portion? where's the cheese on top?

>>211762633
why

>>211762595

For more than a century and a half the real story of Scotland's connections to transatlantic slavery has been lost to history and shrouded in myth. There was even denial that the Scots unlike the English had any significant involvement in slavery .Scotland saw itself as a pioneering abolitionist nation untainted by a slavery past.

This book is the first detailed attempt to challenge these beliefs. Written by the foremost scholars in the field , with findings based on sustained archival research, the volume systematically peels away the mythology and radically revises the traditional picture. In doing so the contributors come to a number of surprising conclusions. Topics covered include national amnesia and slavery, the impact of profits from slavery on Scotland, Scots in the Caribbean sugar islands ,compensation paid to Scottish owners when slavery was abolished, domestic controversies on the slave trade, the role of Scots in slave trading from English ports and much else.

The book is a major contribution to Scottish history, to studies of the Scots global diaspora and to the history of slavery within the British Empire. It will have wide appeal not only to scholars and students but to all readers interested in discovering an untold aspect of Scotland's past.

Israel reaping the whirlwind

free free palestine!!!!!

Might watch some Alain Delon kinos.

>>211762689
I will slap tf outta this woman. Bro is a genius.

what now rorke?

Sir Palson Stinedela

um

father's day wnak on the cards

Rorke showing up to MindGeek HQ

>>211762716
Alberta concept. Slave labour. Euros. Haha.

>>211762716
for me, it's le cercle rouge

>>211762757
dont understand foreign

>>211762745
he's on a willgrimage

gonna start dressing like larry david

isn't it weird how knob skin goes from being normal skin on the shaft to the bell end type skin on the bell end

showering at night is so much better than in the morning it's unreal

>>211762745
i need to speak to the porn dude

For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind:

>>211762810
wouldn't know i got a circumcision due to phimosis you see

>>211762810
Eh?

wuu2?

>>211762831
me letting my beyblade rip

>>211762794
might watch afterlife with ricky gervais where he writes himself into arguments with characters he makes up and wins

>>211762856
just wanking to bbc atm, u?

Mindgeek (which is now Aylo) was acquired by a private equity firm called Ethical Capital Partners
Lol
Their chairman is Jewish btw

>>211762879
Awesome! I'm just watching some youtube videos and going to get a chinese soon

Any sensitive young men in?

>>211762896
cheeky chinky sunday cheeky chinky he says get in it lush

>>211762922
it 4x lush

>>211762919
See
>>211762879
>>211762896

i'm incel

Authoritarianism and anti-intellectualism often go hand in hand and history shows that when anti-intellectualism runs rampant, knowledge is lost. Even dictators must step in and prevent the complete loss of knowledge, this is part of how they cement their power: they create fear of The Other, encourage their followers to attack The Other, and then step in to show mercy. This is done so that The Other still exists and therefore is still an object of fear and aggression that can be used later whenever the leader needs to restrict more freedoms or to reestablish their power. The bridge here might also refer to those opposing the authoritarianism/anti-intellectualism, pleading for love to overcome the fear and hatred on display, protecting those who are othered as well as books being burned (aka the riddles) and the art being destroyed (aka the rhythms being hidden).

some are saying its 70x as lush

it looms...

>>211762919
yeah im a sensitive 32 year old young man

>>211762946
Toil is a fucking tragedy desu
Humans aren't meant to spend 8 hours in a grey box
It's actually pathetic

>>211762942
https://youtu.be/FNrQOUtXYOo

>>211762865
what the fuck does this have to do with my west-coast jew-drip

>>211762975
>in a grey box
guffaw, I spend 8 hours in my smelly bedroom
im a wfh chad, you see

>>211762741
need them all shot really

>>211763025
ktimmy
although its more like 24 hours because as soon as i clock off i just go on my pc

>guffaw
chortling

>>211763035
transphobes you mean yeah

my arse stinks like a turtle tank

>>211762823
>stubble
>glasses
It's a soyjak

Shell-Aviv haa

>>211763079
trannies should all be rounded up and burned with flamethrowers

>>211763122
Alberta.

>>211763114
@grok context?

ofcom has installed a spy camera peering directly into my bathroom

cock pong

>>211762406
how tf do gooks understand this shit

I did an online IQ test once and it said 115
King of the midwits, me

>>211763141
doxxed urself xx

>>211763141
That's a flue from a boiler lad

first gfs bra size was 32a

>>211762279
Beatles are overrated

>>211763196
Kiss.

>32a
fat bastard

quick tesco run x

Funny..

>>211763215
What are you getting?

>>211762823
The reviews are genuinely hilarious
>Sometimes I look at porn sites and think about the weird ways they bring us all together. Eporner gets around 60 million views a month, which tells me a lot of people are masturbating to the site right this very moment.

>>211763233
Porn users are mentally ill freaks.

>>211763249
The whole world uses porn

>>211763222
scrmabaniung

>>211763260
You shot me.

got my gay porn on

Are women obsolete?

https://youtu.be/e80OvF6ye3Y

Fancy a nice big greasy pizza

got the grizzly man on

>>211763283
Cover him.

>>211763282
On a Sunday?

>>211763272
and suddenly everything is right

>>211763294
Yeah

Porn really does reveal such a difference in the male psyche
Some fellas think some college girl in denim shorts having vanilla sex is the hottest thing they've ever seen, other guys need to watch hardbody German MILFs in latex dominating a poor fella to get off

Operation smelly bedroom is a go.

>>211763364
*rapes you*

>>211763282
what toppings

>>211763372
there's worse out there than german milfs my friend

>>211763382
God is trying to speak to you

>>211763432
Are you sure?

Not a fan of all this raping that's been going on since spring

>>211763453
let people enjoy things

>>211763452
https://www.testifygod.org/welcome-the-Lord-Jesus.html

>>211763411
such as...

>>211763452
listen to the lyrics

Hear me shout, “Come on in!"
"What’s the news and where ya been?”

>>211763452
>>211763495
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%2015%3A11-32&version=NIV

>>211763517
I can. My hand is on a TikTok video.

I am the one and only, oh yeah

>>211763483
4chan.com/d/

>>211763571
Rebel

>Her neighbours held a meeting; about 40 households decided to subscribe to a private firm. Each pays £1,500 per year. In return, guards patrol the area daily. Laura says she can call a guard at any time.

Ah yes new Britain

>>211763622
Brethern. Cover me.

>>211763625
guards! guards! assault! by the nine divines, assault!

just went on /b/

bored
listless
no excitement
pining for booze

>>211763667
He will yake me.

>>211763230
crisps x

>>211763683
get yourself out for a jog

>>211763625
where in london was this

>>211763724
that's a brilliant idea cheers mate *spends an entire hour on my phone thinking about whether I should go on a run and ends up just not*

>>211763779
*rapes you*

>>211763790
Jews

piss off woke moralists

why do autists love trains
I mean why trains specifically?

Death Stranding any good? 14 quid on steam. Only played MGS 1 and a bit of 2

>>211763839
beyond grim

>>211763826
Combine many things autistics like: technology, mechanics, consistency, routine, distinct categories, clear lines

>>211763823
>In June 2020, during the George Floyd protests, The League of Gentlemen was withdrawn from distribution on Netflix due to the character's makeup resembling blackface.

>>211763823
we'll see who cancels who

>>211763836
ffs

>>211763826
Autists are simple minded-creatures. They see thing-go-fast and it ticks the pleasure spot in their brains. Same reason they love Sonic.

>>211763850
liked going about in the hills in Iceland but the story is peak jap crap. The exploration is very comfy though.

>>211763850
Yes (I love walking sims)

>>211763952
more of a branch init

>>211763952
*sticks it up my japs eye*

>>211763952
Not actually a stick though is it, more a twig

>>211763883
mad how all this woke madness reached a peak because some crackhead in america died during an arrest

>>211763823
my grandma had a collection of golliwog dolls in her garage for years, wasn't till later I realized they were supposed to be blackface

>>211763965
>>211763973
they're doing it! they're doing the meme!

>>211764051
yeah? poo

>>211763823
remember when they banned that one pokemon for blackface? woke gone mad even in the 90s

A branch has to be thicker than the average cock to be a branch

>>211764088
new