Thread 211763064 - /int/ [Archived: 977 hours ago]

Anonymous France
6/15/2025, 4:49:14 PM No.211763064
pp
pp
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do you like the grim, 40K future iyc ? (I know russians love it for some reason)
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Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 4:52:37 PM No.211763162
>>211763064 (OP)
40k is popular in Russia because it’s just Russia
>Emperor
You know
>Malcador
Mishustin
>Horus
Prigozhin
>Chaos undivided
NATO
>Slaanesh
Gayrope aka Western Europe
>Tzeentch
Israel
>Nurgle
butthurt belt aka Eastern Europe
>Khorne
the US
>Eldar
the Japanese
>Tyranids
the Chinese
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 4:59:24 PM No.211763330
nurgle
nurgle
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>>211763064 (OP)
US is more Nurgle than Khorne but other than that I agree with your post
Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 5:04:01 PM No.211763470
>>211763064 (OP)
i think its slop of the highest degree, and half of the warhammer fans in america are trannies and im sure its the same way in europe.
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Anonymous France
6/15/2025, 5:06:06 PM No.211763533
>>211763470
>and half of the warhammer fans in america are trannies
how come ? autism ?
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Anonymous Lithuania
6/15/2025, 5:08:25 PM No.211763609
fuck no, fantasy is better
Anonymous Portugal
6/15/2025, 5:10:35 PM No.211763666
imperial guard cadia and krieg
imperial guard cadia and krieg
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>>211763064 (OP)
Slavs and britbongs just have a thing for depressing fiction, maybe they find it relatable I dunno
I quite like it, can't wait for the Russians to finally release the Rogue Trader DLC this month
Anonymous Russian Federation
6/15/2025, 5:14:02 PM No.211763769
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IMG_20250614_120911_179
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>aquila
>god emperor
>archeotech
>administrative hellhole of a government system
>chaos cultists (foreign agents)
>chaos (nato)
>xenos (darkies)
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Anonymous Romania
6/15/2025, 5:14:57 PM No.211763794
Warhammer is loved by easily impressed retards so russians are a natural fit
Anonymous Lithuania
6/15/2025, 5:17:44 PM No.211763880
>>211763769
>Commissars (Chechens)
Tsar protects
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Anonymous Russian Federation
6/15/2025, 5:21:04 PM No.211763986
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>>211763880
t.ausite cunt-foreheaded xeno scum
Anonymous Bangladesh
6/15/2025, 5:21:19 PM No.211763992
>>211763470
Why would trannies won't to roleplay as hulking men? Or are they all just commie tau or slaanesh worshippers?
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Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 5:22:13 PM No.211764016
>>211763992
>Tau players are troons
It all makes perfect sense desu.
Anonymous Bangladesh
6/15/2025, 5:23:43 PM No.211764056
>>211763992
want*
Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 5:25:25 PM No.211764111
>>211763533
>>211763992
because most trannies are just autistic incel men who fell for sissy hypno porn and they continue to engage in the same interests after they start wearing dresses
Anonymous Lithuania
6/15/2025, 5:33:16 PM No.211764351
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Fantasy is a better fit.
>Chaos Dwarfs
Judeo-Bolshevik ruling class, and their noviop oligarch descendants.
>Greenskin slaves
Russians and other assorted mongrels.
Anonymous France
6/15/2025, 5:38:38 PM No.211764557
>>211763769
why cant we be the good guys
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 5:48:04 PM No.211764864
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>>211763064 (OP)
Yes, but i´ve fallen somewhat out of love with 40k when i realized its 90% marine slop and i just dont give a fuck about loyalist marines. Fantasy and even Age of Sigmar are vastly superior.
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Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 5:48:14 PM No.211764872
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>>211763064 (OP)
Sure
I just play some of the games, but I'm not as knowledgeable as others who have read some of the books. I still have to beat 40k Rogue Trader
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Anonymous Portugal
6/15/2025, 6:34:24 PM No.211766441
Abelard
Abelard
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>>211764872
I do recommend it, tho you should wait about a month before doing so
they're adding a new dlc next week, and if you played any of the Pathfinder games you'll know how Owlcat releases can be
Anonymous Bangladesh
6/15/2025, 6:47:37 PM No.211766835
I'll wait another 5 years for RT to receive all the updates and go on 90% sale
>>211763162
Khorne is churkaxx
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Anonymous Philippines
6/15/2025, 6:50:16 PM No.211766930
>>211763064 (OP)
Fantasy >>> 40keks
40K used to be good when all it had was grimy, over the top art in the 80's
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Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 6:51:16 PM No.211766958
>>211766835
churkaxx are just various assortments of xenos
Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 7:49:21 PM No.211768984
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We need to talk about Tzeentch.
I just simply cannot understand why, on God’s fucking earth, would anyone choose to willingly follow him. Sorry for the ESL blogpost but here were go. First, let's make a comparison with the other chaos options.

>Chaos undivided
Chaos undivided is mostly for those that seek personal power and glory but also don’t want to subject their souls to one particular god. It’s the less rewarding and hardest option, but also the one that gives you the most freedom. Wanna cool chaos powers and minions but also keep you soul for yourself because your ego is too big or simply don’t wanna go ball deep into chaos? This option is for you, all you have to do is to satisfy all 4 gods. There’s also the Word Bearers, but those follow the complete pantheon out of pure religious zealotry. In the end, to not fuck up all you have to do is to serve all 4 chaos Gods equally, how big your devotion is irrelevant as long as you split it correctly.
>Khorne
Khorne is quite is quite easy to understand. You just must desire to unleash destruction on those or the system that committed injustices against you. It’s mostly about resentment, hate and seeking revenge. I can see how those that usually get massacred, subjected or slaved would quickly start worshiping this entity (Palestinians 100% would). That or you were a bloodthirsty psychopath since the beginning or simply wanted to become a better warrior (although this last one can also fall into Slaanesh). And when it comes about making Khorne happy/angry? Just straight up kill and burn nonstop and never chicken out, use dirty tricks or have mercy. It’s that easy.
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Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 7:50:36 PM No.211769031
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>>211768984
>Nurgle
Nurgle is definitively the most disgusting one and nobody in their right mind would voluntarily choose to follow him. But here’s the quicker, while Nurgle is possibly the worst when it comes about tenting and corrupting your soul with shiny promises, he’s the best one at corrupting the material plane. And that’s what makes him so scary. You do not choose to become a nurglite, he forces you to become one, like the fat and ugly NTR bastard he is, and he won’t take a no for answer. He’ll throw his plagues at you, making every second of your existence hell on earth, until you give up and follow him so the pain goes away. The entire Death Guard legion and their primarch got corrupted this way and against their will. How do you make the plague father happy? Accept yourself as a smelly boy and keep spreading your fifth alongside your family. How do you make him angry? Betray your family or fail to spread the misery.

>Slaanesh
I feel like Slaanesh is the complete opposite of Nurgle on many ways. When it comes about corrupting your soul and making you willingly follow her, she’s the one that has the highest chances to archive it. She keeps craving on your deepest desires (even those you didn’t know you had), and once you indulge, she’ll make you want more and more. It’s no surprise that unlike the rest of the 4 chaos gods, all traitor Emperor Children willingly chose from the start to worship her, because they simply wanted more and couldn’t say no. That’s what makes Slaanesh also terrifying; she knows better than anyone how to convince you. And once you are a slaaneshi on hard drugs? There’s no way to turn back. How to make her happy? Keep indulging and seeking new deprived desires and egoistical highs. How to anger her? Stop indulging, ruin the party or trigger her fickle sense of fashion when she’s having a bad day.
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Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 7:51:48 PM No.211769068
>>211763162
>Nurgle
>butthurt belt aka Eastern Europe
makes 0 sense
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 7:51:48 PM No.211769070
>>211768984
Name a single one. Magnus the Red got tricked. Thousand Sons aren’t even human.
Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 7:52:19 PM No.211769093
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>>211769031
And now this brings us to Tzeentch
I think Tzeentch is a failed concept as a Chaos God. There’s really no point of worshipping him. It’s impossible to make him happy or get what you want no matter how dedicated or competent you are.
That incredible knowledge or spell you’ve been seeking? There’s something fishy that will fuck you in the end and you know it.
That cool mutation he rewarded you? Enjoy becoming a chaos spawn. Hell, the Thousand Sons hated Tzeentch “””gifts””” so much they unleashed the rubric of Ahriman, turning them into NPCs.
That cool brotherhood to share and seek knowledge with? Biggest backstabbers on universe, even by chaos standards.
Cool warp powers? Just become a Chaos undivided sorcerer, its way less risky. Nurgle and Slaanesh can also deliver. It’s not like Tzeentch’s sorcerers are the even stronger than other chaos champions.
You just wanna follow him for the sake of it? It’s the ficklest of all gods combined (way more than Slaanesh) and will fuck you over no matter how terrible or great you do.
You have absolutely no security or stability, it’s worst than investing in crypto, but unlike bitcoins the rewards aren’t even that great, since the rest of chaos could give you the same under better and more predictable conditions. And how will he reward you? With more treachery that would fuck you over, trickiness that will turn you insane or changing you so much you become a chaos spawn.
>but people follow Tzeentch without knowing
So they follow Khorne when they wage wars, follow Nurgle when they leave misery on conquered planets or Slaanesh when they celebrate their victories.
>you don’t get it, it’s like le so high IQ I cannot put it into words!
Yeah, as I said, a failed concept
So, what do you anons think? I am missing something or does Tzeentch fall apart? If you agree, how would you improve it?
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Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 7:53:22 PM No.211769139
>>211763064 (OP)
I like the games, but the fanbase is brony tier embarrasing
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Anonymous Egypt
6/15/2025, 7:54:27 PM No.211769176
>>211769139
Yes.
Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 7:59:56 PM No.211769366
Battle_Sister
Battle_Sister
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>>211763162
Kek, very acurate.
Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 8:00:06 PM No.211769371
Malice
Malice
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>>211769093
>worshipping chaos gods for logical reasons
I think you're missing the point anon
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Anonymous Mexico
6/15/2025, 8:07:41 PM No.211769631
>>211769371
based, I'm also a Malal enjoyer
Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 8:07:45 PM No.211769633
>>211768984
>>211769031
>>211769093
Mejor buscate un trabajo Paco.
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Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 8:19:06 PM No.211770013
>>211769371
The point is that there are logical reasons behind every chaos god except Tzeentch. It feels like GW wanted to make some Lovecraftian insane cosmic horror equivalent, but Cthulhu and other shit works because they don't give a fuck about humanity. We are like bacteria to them.
And 40k chaos god want reaaaally bad to be worshiped by mortals, and in order to be worshiped, you have to give them reasons to do so.
>>211769633
Trabajo mañana, no te preocupes
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 8:20:58 PM No.211770080
IMG_0820
IMG_0820
md5: 243d7885ac387ee76762796edb48cbb2🔍
does anyone here play warhammer darktide?
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Anonymous Portugal
6/15/2025, 8:21:41 PM No.211770102
dawn of soy
dawn of soy
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I just hope they make another half-decent RTS sometime in the future
absolutely embarrassing when the remaster to a 17-year-old is the only thing people are looking forward to
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Anonymous France
6/15/2025, 8:27:50 PM No.211770330
>>211763162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sWmgImM7S0
Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 9:07:03 PM No.211771755
>>211768984
>>211769031
>>211769093
>writes 4 paragraphs autistically analyzing pros and cons of different chaos gods
ironically it's a very tzeentchian thing to do
Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 9:08:32 PM No.211771812
>>211770013
>The point is that there are logical reasons behind every chaos god except Tzeentch.
Hope, ambition, will to change?
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Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 9:10:20 PM No.211771895
>>211770102
and you just know it's somehow gonna make it worse
if it's not broken don't fix it
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 9:11:51 PM No.211771959
>>211763064 (OP)
I own models and play every few weeks
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 9:13:17 PM No.211772004
>>211763470
It's mainly just nerdy men here, and the occasional nerdy woman. It's relatively well known though, a lot of normoids have heard of it
Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 9:15:55 PM No.211772094
Insta_War
Insta_War
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>>211770080
I do, Ogryn and Psyker.
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Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 9:29:13 PM No.211772658
>>211771812
Which always ends up terribly wrong, becauseTzeentch is nothing but a mustache twirling villain that like to fuck with his followers just to have a good chuckle
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Anonymous Portugal
6/15/2025, 9:47:33 PM No.211773404
>>211771895
>32-bit
>not broken
lol
the modding scene is held back, you try playing unification or ultimate apocalypse without that shit crashing if you ever have more than 2 factions at the same time
I've been told by computer autists them making the game 64-bit will be a life saver, so I'm looking forward to it
Anonymous Ukraine
6/15/2025, 9:51:24 PM No.211773548
>>211763162
Russians are literal orks
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Anonymous France
6/15/2025, 9:52:30 PM No.211773582
>>211773548
so what are you then
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Anonymous Ukraine
6/15/2025, 9:53:11 PM No.211773605
>>211773582
Gondor
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Anonymous Mexico
6/15/2025, 9:54:13 PM No.211773638
>>211773548
I wouldn't say that. Because that would mean Ukies are Snotlings
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Anonymous France
6/15/2025, 9:54:51 PM No.211773668
>>211773638
exactly
Anonymous Ukraine
6/15/2025, 9:58:04 PM No.211773799
>>211773638
Russians literally want to put the whole world into chaos just so that those who have good lives suffered. What do you think their "multipolar world" is? They fight wars for the sake of wars, to feel powerful over other. The pure fucking evil
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Anonymous Sweden
6/15/2025, 10:04:00 PM No.211774012
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>>211763064 (OP)
Yes.
40K is my life.
Slaanesh forever.
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Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 10:05:22 PM No.211774056
>>211773799
>>211773605
What USAID propaganda does to a mf. Meanwhile there is a military dictatorship that borders Russia where elections were abandonded.
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Anonymous Sweden
6/15/2025, 10:05:50 PM No.211774076
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>>211774012
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Anonymous Philippines
6/15/2025, 10:06:50 PM No.211774113
Who are the Ultramarines though?
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Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 10:07:11 PM No.211774128
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Ave dominus nox
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Anonymous Turkey
6/15/2025, 10:07:58 PM No.211774162
>>211763064 (OP)
idk where to start
Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 10:08:03 PM No.211774168
>>211768984
Pew pew magic ain't gotta explain shit
Anonymous Russian Federation
6/15/2025, 10:09:42 PM No.211774231
>>211770080
Yes
Wanted to get 4 classes up to 30th lvl before IAMTHELAW dlc drops, but I can't be bothered since there are like 5 maps in the game

Rat game was better
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Anonymous Ukraine
6/15/2025, 10:11:59 PM No.211774320
>>211774056
Go back to your country, ork. And be sassy and patriotic about it there, not in le evil NATO
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Anonymous Spain
6/15/2025, 10:13:43 PM No.211774394
>>211774012
>>211774076
That yours? looks nice. I wish I could paint well.
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 10:14:29 PM No.211774422
>>211774320
No
Elections
This is what peremoga looks like, bois.
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Anonymous Australia
6/15/2025, 10:19:05 PM No.211774570
YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!
YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!
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>>211770080
Can't wait for the new class next week so I'm getting extra materials so I can power through the new weapon masteries.
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 10:20:12 PM No.211774606
>>211774422
The UK suspended elections for 5 years during WW2 and we weren't even invaded directly. Ukraine can't hold a valid election with 20% of the place occupied and millions of refugees abroad.
Get to fuck you afd retard
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Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 10:20:22 PM No.211774611
>>211768984
Nobody starts with following Tzeentch, you fall down the rabbit hole of research or get tricked into it. Tzeentch is also the most Chaotic of te Gods, all 3 others could reach and engame goal if unoposed but Tzeentch will always throw wrench into everybody's plans
>>211774128
Iron within, iron without
Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 10:21:05 PM No.211774635
>>211774606
Get to fuck you bloody basterd!!!
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Anonymous Turkey
6/15/2025, 10:21:40 PM No.211774657
I love fantasy more, just because of Gotrik and Felix.
Anonymous Portugal
6/15/2025, 10:22:49 PM No.211774703
20250615_212203
20250615_212203
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>>211763064 (OP)
I own some of the books, they're a bit of a pain to get here in Portugal(either have to get them through Amazon.es or hope a local bookshop has them in stock, they usually only have the most popular ones)
these are the ones I own

not exactly high literature, but the books make for fun weekend reads
I like the Imperial Guard the most, but I have some from other factions too
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Anonymous Ukraine
6/15/2025, 10:24:13 PM No.211774744
>>211774606
Guy is a russian in Germany named Denis Smirnov. There's a lot of them there for some reason. And a lot of them are big Putin supporters
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Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 10:25:09 PM No.211774768
>>211774606
A military dictatorship led by literally Hitler (according to the flag spouting this schizophrenia) held presidential elections last year, but low and behold, the bulwark of democracy and freedom can't do that because "le occupation" even though they had already been occupied when the current dictator got elected.
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Anonymous Sweden
6/15/2025, 10:26:16 PM No.211774808
I know fuck all about the lore but I love the games.
Got 450 hours in Vermintide 2, almost a 1000 in Darktide and around 200 in Space Marine 2.
Pretty much the go-to games for me and my friends on the weekends.
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 10:26:20 PM No.211774812
>>211774744
Amazing how they can be putinists and yet want to live in supposedly gay nato countries.

>>211774768
>Russian elections
Don't make me laugh, they're barely a step above north korean show elections with one option on the ballot
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Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 10:26:59 PM No.211774835
>>211772658
>Which always ends up terribly wrong
so same as with every other chaos entity
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 10:28:14 PM No.211774874
>>211774812
>DUDE IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT JUST DOESN'T
Meanwhile according to the actual, factual ukie rhetoric, the war has started in 2014, but they managed to hold presidential twice since that time. But this time it's different. You don't have to be a rabid zigger to realize how nonsensical this is.
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Anonymous Brazil
6/15/2025, 10:28:57 PM No.211774898
>>211763064 (OP)
awful setting carried by great writers
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Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 10:29:18 PM No.211774908
>>211774113
fags
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 10:29:22 PM No.211774911
>>211774874
There's a big difference between occupied crimea and insurgencies in two provinces and being actively invaded by Russia.
Get out of europe please, ivan.
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 10:30:52 PM No.211774969
>>211763064 (OP)
I love Warhammer, it was too expensive as a child so I got bits here and there, I returned to it around 18 and it was still expensive, now I'm older I could get back into it and not worry about the cost.
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 10:31:47 PM No.211774999
>>211774911
I don’t spout this rhetoric. The ukie gov’t does. According to them, the war has started in 2014. This is their words, not mine. But because of the war, they can’t hold elections, even though they had held elections twice during wartime by their own admission. What are these people smoking? Crack?
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Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 10:32:17 PM No.211775013
>>211774874
denis-penis
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 10:33:18 PM No.211775045
>>211774703
Can't you just import them from the UK?
>read up to book of 20 of the Horus Heresy back in 2012
>see now that there are over 60 books
One day I'll marathon the whole lot
Replies: >>211776357
Anonymous Portugal
6/15/2025, 11:17:19 PM No.211776357
>>211775045
sure but you end up paying 50% with shipping fees and I'd rather not
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 11:35:46 PM No.211776916
>>211768984
9 out of 10 people dont get to choose. They are born into it or get corrupted by supernatural means and duped by a cult that didnt look so bad on surface level.

If you are one of the very few who actually DOES have a choice, its simple. Its the god of magic and smart people. You like magic and you think yourself smart enough to not suffer all the bad consequences (you will).

> It’s impossible to make him happy or get what you want no matter how dedicated or competent you are.
You dont know that in-universe
>That incredible knowledge or spell you’ve been seeking? There’s something fishy that will fuck you in the end and you know it.
He doesnt tell you this will happen
>That cool mutation he rewarded you? Enjoy becoming a chaos spawn. Hell, the Thousand Sons hated Tzeentch “””gifts””” so much they unleashed the rubric of Ahriman, turning them into NPCs.
You also dont know that this will happen to you
>That cool brotherhood to share and seek knowledge with? Biggest backstabbers on universe, even by chaos standards.
But you think yourself a very smart person, so you assume you will be the one doing all the backstabbing
>Cool warp powers? Just become a Chaos undivided sorcerer, its way less risky. Nurgle and Slaanesh can also deliver. It’s not like Tzeentch’s sorcerers are the even stronger than other chaos champions.
You absoluetly gonna believe that your tzennchian warp powers are better than anyone elses
>You just wanna follow him for the sake of it? It’s the ficklest of all gods combined (way more than Slaanesh) and will fuck you over no matter how terrible or great you do.
You arent aware. You just knew you get knowledge, magic and power.

>I am missing something or does Tzeentch fall apart?
In-Universe people dont have the same kind of birds eyes view and access to total information about him and all the other gods. Its a universe filled with the ignorant and the delusional.
Replies: >>211782987 >>211783002
Anonymous Norway
6/15/2025, 11:38:28 PM No.211777002
>>211774635
Lmfaoooo
Anonymous Russian Federation
6/15/2025, 11:39:37 PM No.211777037
>>211763064 (OP)
No, I don't even know the word for it, it's like most pretentious I guess thing there is, like its total shit
Anonymous Poland
6/15/2025, 11:55:53 PM No.211777572
>>211774898
the other way around
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 12:11:46 AM No.211778074
>>211763064 (OP)
I like the Adeptus Mechanicus
Anonymous Kosovo
6/16/2025, 12:33:23 AM No.211778632
IMG_4342
IMG_4342
md5: ead03ffc0a8f91e9ac8e4f5a842e3f0d🔍
>>211763064 (OP)
Imperium of Man also called Astro-Albanian Empire
Replies: >>211778737 >>211778788
Anonymous Mexico
6/16/2025, 12:38:09 AM No.211778737
>>211778632
woah! rare flag from a planet only accessible via astronomican for me
Anonymous Kosovo
6/16/2025, 12:40:32 AM No.211778788
IMG_5760
IMG_5760
md5: 9d1123ab71c843b2a39557131205ab3c🔍
>>211778632
Btw, I am not shitting some characters are literally of albanian origin. Nathaniel Garro (Natanjëll Guri), founder of Grey Knights being a prime example.
Replies: >>211779331 >>211783033
Anonymous Croatia
6/16/2025, 1:03:44 AM No.211779331
>>211778788
why do albanians have a need to always pull a we wuz like niggers?
just shut the fuck up retard
Replies: >>211779730
Anonymous Philippines
6/16/2025, 1:12:42 AM No.211779550
>>211769093
Tzeentch is just undercooked as a god because his theme is very cerebral, and you need a smart author to convincingly pull him off. You can't just brute force encounters with him like you do other gods.
Replies: >>211779661
Anonymous Philippines
6/16/2025, 1:17:50 AM No.211779661
>>211779550
Don't care

Send in the Space Wolves + Blood Ravens for maximum butthurt
Replies: >>211782322
Anonymous Kosovo
6/16/2025, 1:21:27 AM No.211779730
>>211779331
And why are you and your kin the only ones to point this out? I am having a bit of fun with a lore tidbit and you’re the first to whine.
Anonymous Poland
6/16/2025, 1:27:22 AM No.211779852
I dislike space wolves more than ultrasmurfs but that's probably because I hate sw*den with a burning passion and that extends to vikang snownöggers in general
Replies: >>211779870
Anonymous Sweden
6/16/2025, 1:28:35 AM No.211779870
>>211779852
You will never get your stuff back.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 3:22:19 AM No.211781809
>>211763064 (OP)
yes it's great
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 3:30:05 AM No.211781955
>>211769093
Tzeentch makes more sense when you take into to account that Harry Potter tier wizard magic exists in 40k but using it will inevitably result in Tzeentch manipulating you into serving him if you use it. Magnus knew better than anyone other than the Emperor and possibly Malcador the nature of the Warp and he was still effortlessly gamed by the Changer of the Ways into having no other option but becoming his helpless slave.
Anonymous Indonesia
6/16/2025, 3:33:11 AM No.211782010
>>211763064 (OP)
No its soy
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 3:36:16 AM No.211782062
lioneljonson
lioneljonson
md5: e5134d4424f89697b0002b59e56d4b44🔍
>"Traitors could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this sector before. There could be traitors anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE TRAITORS" he thought. Hail, Brave Warriors of the Imperium! reverberated his entire Gloriana class Battleship, making it pulsate even as the 9 credit amasec circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) hatred of TRAITORS after dark. "With a battleship, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Replies: >>211783053
Anonymous Philippines
6/16/2025, 3:48:51 AM No.211782322
>>211779661
>Space Marine simp
The e-celebs of the franchise.
Leave my country and never return, this is an imperial guard nation.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 3:57:56 AM No.211782492
IMG_0944
IMG_0944
md5: f2addb5593a7359f20f2fc7ed34227a3🔍
>>211772094
>>211774231
>>211774570
Add me niggers, I have all classes unlocked and im sick of playing with retarded randoms
Replies: >>211782510
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 3:58:57 AM No.211782510
>>211782492
>unlocked
maxxed*
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:10:35 AM No.211782707
>>211763064 (OP)
Yes I like it very much

My favourite legion is the VIII
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:12:08 AM No.211782734
>>211773605
>>211773548
Ukrainians and russians are the same thing
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:14:18 AM No.211782773
>>211764864
>but i´ve fallen somewhat out of love with 40k when i realized its 90% marine slop
I only care about marine slop
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:15:47 AM No.211782805
>>211768984
I remember watching a video about chaos while doing acid
Then watching a tribute to Sanguinius. I started crying
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:20:55 AM No.211782885
>>211769093
I imagine most of his followers end up following him after searching for specific magical scrolls and being forced into a bargain with one of his daemons.
I think he's the god with the least amount of followers
>Hell, the Thousand Sons hated Tzeentch “””gifts””” so much they unleashed the rubric of Ahriman, turning them into NPCs.
Well, Ahriman doesn't think he's serving Tzeentch. In his mind he's his own man.
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:22:25 AM No.211782910
>>211769371
Based Malalchad devouring the twink slaaneshi Daemon
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:24:18 AM No.211782939
>>211774076
>>211774012
Damn I would tap that
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:27:02 AM No.211782987
>>211776916
>You like magic and you think yourself smart enough to not suffer all the bad consequences (you will).
This. It's basically a deal with the devil.

Only a girl with her dog could beat Tzeentch in a game of wits
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:28:24 AM No.211783002
>>211776916
>You absoluetly gonna believe that your tzennchian warp powers are better than anyone elses
This isn't just a belief tho. They actually are
Thousand Sons sorcerers mog all other sorcerors
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:30:21 AM No.211783033
>>211778788
Salamanders were originally brazilian too
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:31:29 AM No.211783053
>>211782062
I used to be a Lion simp
What he's up to now? Has he met Guilliman already?
Replies: >>211783187
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 4:38:18 AM No.211783187
>>211783053
He's wandering around brutally slaughtering Chaos retards who didn't see him coming. He's living his best life.
Replies: >>211783768
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 4:39:37 AM No.211783208
FUCK.
SOYHAMMER.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT ON /int/ EVER AGAIN.
I GET DONE FUCKING MY WIFE AND THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I OPEN /int/ IN THE AFTERGLOW IS FUCKING SOYHAMMER PEPE THE FROG
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
Replies: >>211785712
Anonymous Morocco
6/16/2025, 4:41:22 AM No.211783238
>>211763064 (OP)
>Doom but we complicate the lore to feel sophisticated
On the same tier of cringe sloppa as Lotr, star trek and game of thrones
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 4:42:22 AM No.211783252
never played the tabletop
never read a lore book
only knowledge comes from a couple video games and 4chan threads
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 4:52:00 AM No.211783399
>>211763064 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous Australia
6/16/2025, 5:00:43 AM No.211783536
>>211769093
Tzeentch doesn't want you to follow him willingly. He wants to bamboozle you into having no choice but to follow him with 5d chess entrapment schemes. It's all about the love of the game.
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 5:02:17 AM No.211783564
>>211766930
Based taste haver
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 5:17:09 AM No.211783752
>>211769093
Egrimm van Horstmann is a good story I think for Tzeentch. Basically was a combination of thinking he could outsmart the God of treachery and also he had a goal that he was extremely compelled to accomplish and willing to sacrifice anything to do so. In the end of course yeah it's retarded to think you'll ever win in any bargain with him which ultimately makes him not such a great concept. It would be common knowledge not to make a deal with him because you always, ALWAYS lose in the end. It's just a worse version of the "deal with the devil" idea. It works in cases where someone is desperate or just doesn't give a fuck about the consequences. Like selling your soul to get a chance at revenge makes sense from a character motive standpoint. One random idea would be maybe making him more of a businessman negotiator who is actually possible to end up with a mutually beneficial arrangement if you're very very careful. Like great power but you have to perform some conduct or sacrifice regularly and if you miss even once you're doomed for breaching the contract.

But I think in general the Chaos gods are a bit undercooked in conception. If you're gonna split chaos into just 4 themes, I think something more abstract should've been used for each of the gods. As it is feels a bit weird that we just have
1) raw violence/anger
2)pestilence and disease
3) secrets/plotting
4) pleasure and excess

As the only gods. Even using the in universe explanation of the nature of chaos it isn't exactly clear why other negative undercurrents in sentient consciousness/unconsciousness didn't form other gods. Also as you stated there's even overlap. An obsessive warrior could fall under Khorne or Slaneesh. In fact since Slaneesh is just excess in general, pretty much everything can fall under Slaneesh if it's taken to an extreme. Like where does "fear of dark" fall? Or "fear of loneliness"? How about "grief from experiencing loss", "jealousy/envy", "fear of death", "pride" fall?
Replies: >>211783784 >>211784195
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 5:18:40 AM No.211783768
>>211783187
Based
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 5:19:09 AM No.211783775
>>211766930
I see this said a lot would you be willing to elaborate more on this?
Replies: >>211786871
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 5:20:13 AM No.211783784
>>211783752
>pretty much everything can fall under Slaneesh if it's taken to an extreme
That's why all the gods are uneasy around slaanesh
Anonymous Australia
6/16/2025, 5:50:49 AM No.211784195
>>211783752
Perhaps there's some founding story for the other three, like slaneesh, that we simply don't know about. No good for other emotions because no god birthing event happened related to those other emotions.
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 5:58:32 AM No.211784296
b478bc246f29173d79d063535ce7245b
b478bc246f29173d79d063535ce7245b
md5: 2f7e1732a971df9f08869e088a0d2776🔍
>>211763064 (OP)
No. But I like specific factions and characters that exist within it
Replies: >>211784334
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 6:01:05 AM No.211784334
>>211784296
Who's that? Honsou?
Replies: >>211784350
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 6:01:55 AM No.211784350
>>211784334
No. Fuck that mongrel.
Replies: >>211784391
Anonymous Vietnam
6/16/2025, 6:02:27 AM No.211784363
Untitled
Untitled
md5: 4e09b2e5b9324de6f09b490c04bb7783🔍
I played Rogue Trader when it released, sunk hours into it only to find out it's a heavily front loaded game and the second half was an unfinished buggy mess.
Really put me off the franchise and how cash grabbing it seems. Haven't touched the game since.
Replies: >>211784460
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 6:04:38 AM No.211784391
>>211784350
Dantioch? Barban Falk?
Replies: >>211784460
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 6:10:17 AM No.211784460
425px-DominatorHH
425px-DominatorHH
md5: b4f8237507013d655788049a867b9399🔍
>>211784363
The games are purely a marketing ploy to bring in people to the hobby. They abandon them once it's halfway stable.
>>211784391
Just a random Dominator. None of those guys wear Cataphractii
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 7:01:35 AM No.211785035
>>211763992
Most MtFs are autogynephilic hedonists so Slaanesh is the obvious pick for them.
Anonymous Israel
6/16/2025, 7:41:48 AM No.211785480
>>211763064 (OP)
I like to think of the future beyond the future, something like Book of the New Sun.
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 7:58:58 AM No.211785712
>>211783208
lmao now every time you go to fuck your wife you'll think of warhammer
Anonymous Philippines
6/16/2025, 9:18:25 AM No.211786871
>>211783775
No.
Anonymous Bangladesh
6/16/2025, 9:22:09 AM No.211786919
>>211763162
Indian subcontinent being the skaven
Anonymous Italy
6/16/2025, 9:23:20 AM No.211786938
>>211763064 (OP)
Every time I read some "lore" about it it's some variation of
>and then billions died before everything goes back to status quo
Replies: >>211787008
Anonymous Russian Federation
6/16/2025, 9:25:53 AM No.211786984
>>211763064 (OP)
> (I know russians love it for some reason)
Because it's closer for our reality.
Anonymous France
6/16/2025, 9:27:01 AM No.211787008
>>211786938
I think there is no status quo, only war forever
Replies: >>211787040
Anonymous Bangladesh
6/16/2025, 9:29:25 AM No.211787040
>>211787008
>War hammer 40k
>Wars and only wars
No hammers
Anonymous Italy
6/16/2025, 9:38:32 AM No.211787205
>>211774999
It's because they would simply waste manpower and logistics to give russians easy targets and implicitly recognize russian sovereignty on the disputed regions just to take away a talking point from dishonest pro russian "people" like you
Replies: >>211790596
Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 10:53:44 AM No.211788572
1729554794912134
1729554794912134
md5: e59021830c0e6914037d77a7e2736454🔍
>>211763162
what about necrons and tau?
Anonymous Serbia
6/16/2025, 11:06:33 AM No.211788860
>>211763064 (OP)
I respect it as a fantasy universe and i would love to make some minis but i do not like the fanboys, they make it feel like marvel cinematic universe
S United States
6/16/2025, 11:13:52 AM No.211789015
>>211763064 (OP)
I went through a lore binge phase and still occasionally do. Played some of the games. I hope to see more worldbuilding inspired by it by other creators in the future. It's sorta like superheros to me: they'll always have a place in my heart, but a lot of the stuff I grew up with is for kids, and I'd like people to make a more mature version of what I liked as a kid that might be extremely boring 80% of the time to 8 year olds.
Anonymous Finland
6/16/2025, 11:41:20 AM No.211789563
>>211763162
Trvth nvke
Anonymous Finland
6/16/2025, 11:49:44 AM No.211789728
German pajeet soyjaking
German pajeet soyjaking
md5: 98315ccd4bbbd57ca130bbef7edf7159🔍
>>211763162
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Anonymous Finland
6/16/2025, 11:57:49 AM No.211789864
Sorry everyone, it appears I brought saarposter with me
Replies: >>211789898
Anonymous France
6/16/2025, 11:59:34 AM No.211789898
>>211789864
yeah he still hasnt gooned to WMIF porn yet so he's restless
Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 12:26:38 PM No.211790596
>>211787205
They already held elections twice without any input from the disputed regions.

The only reason I support Putin is because the Western rhetoric makes absolutely no sense and is clearly just vitriolic seething at Russia.
>NATO carving Kosovo out of Serbia?
I sleep
>Russia doing the same in Ukraine?
REAL SHIT
>Russia having elections
DICTATORSHIP
>Ukraine canceling elections
FREEDOM LIBERTY BULWARK OF DEMOCRACY

utter fucking schizophrenia