Thread 211763419

My wife is Korean so I’m always eating Korean food and I don’t have the heart to tell her I don’t like Korean food

Korean food just sucks man

>>211763419 (OP)
beta vibes
my dad would yell at my mom for putting too much salt in dinner

>>211763462
damn even salt is too spicy for germans

>>211763419 (OP)
how did you meet your wife

meanwhile AMWF

>>211763515
Coffee shop, sat next to her at the bar, asked her what she was studying and she wasn’t immediately annoyed and started having a conversation so that worked

>>211763526
Dim sum is great, Chinese food is great, Japanese food is great, Korean food is just all fermented stuff and cold noodles

>>211763419 (OP)
Tell her you want to eat American food at least three days a week. How is your sex life with her?

>>211763692
Sex life is good

We often eat all sorts of food but whenever we’re with her family (which is very often) it’s only Korean food

>>211763419 (OP)
Don't ever tell her, I complained about my wife's cooking once and now she barely ever offers to make anything

>>211763419 (OP)
I hate it when you go to a korean restaurant and then they bring out twenty tiny bowls and plates of vegetables and sauces you've never seen before in your life

>>211763554
Reminds me of a recent encounter at my local coffeeshop
I had a conversation with a nerdy girl who listened to Prussian march music on her headphones that I could hear through them, I commented on it when she took them off and we had a nice conversation on music tastes
Then when she was getting ready to leave, she looked at me expectantly and I just told her bye so she walked away

>>211763419 (OP)
I watch lots of K-Drama and yeah, the sloppa they prepare at home is rather repulsive for Westerners’ taste. It has little in common with glamorized Korean restaurant food. Think intestine stews, pig ears, seaweed soups and, of course, tonnes of kimchi.

It looks pretty good to me, like Chinese but with more cabbage and salad

>>211763912
It’s not even her cooking, her cooking is better than restaurant food, it’s just Korean food in general is not great even if it’s high quality

>>211764222
The warmth of this picture is turned all the way up and these are all dishes most palatable to westerners, we usually have jajangmyeon or naengmyeon. Jajangmyeon can be fine but cold noodles are fucking weird. They eat it in the summer to cool off. Just DRINK something nigga god damn don’t put your noodles in ice what the fuck

>>211764143
Never had pig ears but yeah she’s always eating tripe and she puts kimchi in everything, it’s not even a meal it’s basically just a topping at this point. That being said as far as cabbage goes kimchi isn’t bad, I just hate cabbage, and as a German I’m sure that offends you

>>211763419 (OP)
What about Korean drinks?

>>211764143
pig ears? that's not a thing you fucking retad

>>211764321
It’s what confuses Westerners about Asian food: rice or kimchi often isn’t the “side dish to something else” like it’s for us, it IS the food and the rest of the plate are just sauces for it.

> I just hate cabbage, and as a German I’m sure that offends you
Not really, it’s just survival food historically. I doubt the peasants who subsisted on it always loved it.

>>211763419 (OP)
Make her make korean asparagus salad

Inb4 >ex-ussr dish
Fuck off I know

>>211764481
From what I've seen the main food is a bowl of white rice that you refill a few times from the pot, and you take little bits of meat and vegetables with it from an array of small bowls. But the plain rice itself comprises like 75% of the meal

>>211763554
>you can meet an Asian wife in the US just by sitting next to her at a cafeteria
The land of no suffering and the home of the brave

>>211763419 (OP)
At least its korean food. My ex was haitian and we had soupe joumou and chicken with beans almost every day

>>211764604
>cafeteria
He said coffee shop though, nobody with an IQ is meeting their partner at a Luby's

>>211764024
bro fumbled hard

What's wrong with Korean food??

>>211764772
He doesn't like veggies.

>>211763419 (OP)
Never tell you don’t like her food.
100% she will take it personal

>>211763419 (OP)
tell her you don't like it and start choking her hard and berating her inferior culture during sex. she'll be addicted to you.

>>211764772
It’s partly >>211764838 but not entirely, there are some veggies I love and some I hate and even the ones I hate I can still partially enjoy if prepared properly. It’s just that it’s ALL vegetables and it’s ALL fermented. I like veggies when it’s not only veggies I’m eating

>>211764858
I know this and I would never ever ever say this to Ummonim because she’s the sweetest lady in the world and if she ever needs a place to stay in her old age I’ve told her I’d be more than happy to have her live with us. And her cooking isn’t “bad”, like I said it’s better than restaurant Korean food, I just simply don’t like most Korean dishes

Good LORD they’re good at frying chicken though. I know that’s not traditional food but Korean fried chicken BTFOs any American chicken

>>211765335
I don’t think my culture is inherently superior to hers and I am north Germanic

I think Asian culture is just as advanced and arguably more refined than western culture. I’d never live there because of the social rigidity but I cannot honestly say my culture is superior

>>211763526
She is a 6/10 at best

Enjoy your woman as much as possible, anon.
As long as it's not unhealthy and not genuinely disgusting, her food can't be that bad. Maybe you will get used to it.
If you are occasionally in the mood for something else you can just eat that when you are at work or away in the city.

>>211764143
>intestine stews, pig ears, seaweed soups and, of course, tonnes of kimchi.
that sounds delicious though
I agree that korean food is often mid but that's because they have so many dishes that are just noodle with some kind of weird vegetables and sauce, a big boy like me needs meat

>>211764604
this is the case everywhere if you're a normgroid

>>211763419 (OP)
Love without boundaries and silence on your desires both create resentment over time

Dont you like pickled cabage

>>211763419 (OP)
I hate tokbokki but the rest everything is fine. Kimchi is meh. I had more jap food than k-food thobeit