Thread 211764088

Get it made edition

I believe in bigfoot

shitarsing a poonigger down ye olde bogge

Once I was a lonely banker,
All I cared for, were margins and accounts

I'd pass you on the phone each morning,
I knew one day that love would sprout

Then came the day,
Osama blew us away,
(Osama blew them away)

And now I know how I feel

Then came the day,
Osama blew us away,
(Osama blew them away)
Then came the day,
Osama blew us away,
(Osama blew them away)

eating haribo

>>211764146
you making mong noises?

Eating poo

hug um posters kiss um posters massage um posters compliment um posters

>>211764146
mental how haribo turns to poo in your bellypipes

rape um posters

bah um bug

tierd

>>211764176
it's obviously the carlybender posting that shite

>>211764164
i can ;)

>>211764176
Shan't

>>211764219
Source please la

>>211764212
Dildo up my ass.

i have gone completely mental

Why is gay face so evil and creepy

>>211764252
https://youtu.be/ypr18UmxOas

23rd psalm simple as

Pound for pound what are the worst minorities in the UK?

Probably go for

1) Caribbeans
2) South Asian Muslims
3) Travellers
4) Other Blacks
5) Iraqis/Kurds

>lived in london my entire life
>just learnt they opened a new bridge over the thames 2 months ago and I didn't even notice

oh my days
east london is so irrelevant
first london bridge in 23 years and I didn't even notice

>>211764088 (OP)
Why You Don't Mess with the Staff at an Irish Pub
https://youtu.be/wMSMVlUQDcI?si=euXwlrspilo2TO9U

>>211764262
gods no real

>>211764260
you're evil and creepy heathermong

>>211764283
clearly a tunnel you muppet

>>211764260
we've all been there

Getting serious now

>>211764308
heathermong isn't real

Reading /r/bigfoot

the absolute state of the UK

>A long-term squatter can become the registered owner of property or land they've occupied without the owner's permission.

>>211764328
Is this real???????

>>211764278
British

>>211764337
mmhmm get di squatdem x

>>211764328
why's that plane so big

>>211764278
>Nigerians
>pikeys
>pakistanis
>romanians

might quit the internet

>>211764328
very confusing image

>>211764219
Need her to rape me pronto

>>211764309
tunnels are underground bridges

>>211764369
what would you do instead? might as well stay here mate

>>211764395
trvke

>>211764328
AI surely, F35s aren't that big

>>211764308
not heathermong
the screenshot isn't blurry

@rorke is this true

>>211764417
boomer IDIOT

want another radish sandwich but i ate all the radishes

>>211764419
correct
also does not have a 2/3 digit filename

whats your facoutire part of the day?
for me its
evening > night > morning > afternoon
love an evening
a friday evening is the peak of the week

India won.
Reply if you agree.

>>211764328
AI's gonna be such a mental propaganda tool in the near future

>>211764458
Get owned.

skibidi
edge
rizz

is there a worse accent than the nasally northern paki accent?

No um posts on Sundays

>>211764458
early morning but im a wasteman so im never up for it

>>211764498
Roadman accent is way worse, especially when it's a white guy

>>211764498
>be from scotland
>instantly identify a paki born here without even seeing him

>>211764260
that's evil
how the fuck can people be like this

>>211764458
late night (10pm - 3am) > early morning (6am - 11 am) > midday >>> evening (6pm- 8pm) >>>"morning" if i wake up past 2pm but before 7pm

>>211764219
Mental how this barely has any replies because of the sheer amount of nonces in here

>>211764501
rip richard griffiths forever in are hearts

um

>>211764591
*our

>>211764458
early morning but I always miss it >>211764519
for me it's morning>night>evening>afternoon

shagging your arse

I'm going to be deleting a few of you from life over the next few hours. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

>>211764610
mental how much funnier we are now than we were 15 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68OPLkdn9Yc

Are you ready?

Been having shite dreams last few month. Been very depressed too. Things not going well lads. Proper suffering if I'm honest haha

>>211764781
lower your alcohol consumption

What are you boys up to?
I'm just sitting on my computer right now.

>>211764781
it's ok lad it will get better x

>>211764781
cheer up mate :)

>>211764836
same x

>>211764812
Did a year sober and it was shite. Drank again recently and it was shite.

>>211764847
Maybe. Been on a terminal down since 18. Gotten worse the past 2-3 year. Haven't been able to work or do anything longer than a month. Utterly miserable.

Sometimes I quickly go from smiling ear to ear at the posts I read here to a disgusted frown when I realise that you aren't all text on a screen, but are real runts hunched over your keyboards with nothing going for you either

>>211764836
im sitting in front of mine

>>211764836
Just chilling
Gonna go out for a pint in the sun soon before doing dinner
And then it's an evening of dreading work tomorrow haha

>>211764836
need to piss and possibly poo but holding it in

>>211764912
got lots of things going for me

>>211764836
just looking at my hairline in the mirror

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Nig Niggerson and his band of Niggerly Niggers

4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys"

been looking at arousing images and videos all day. penisberg is screaming at me to finish the job

what the splish

>>211765073
The Jews :(

>>211765064
time to get the cage on sissy

Emma Watson’s poo for tea.

hmm
I was ASSURED that we were a bunch of socialist communists who tax the populace to keep them submissive to the state

surely this can't be correct

>>211764219
i love jewish women

My other car is a Nigger

>>211764781
had a dream last night that i met a bird on holiday and was trying to convince her to go back to her airbnb for a shag whilst her parents were out

THE CISCO KID WAS A FRIEND OF MINE

>>211765217
Alri H P Lovecraft

It looms

saw some proper slappers bound for parklife

anime

>>211764725
had this exact same thought, did people actually laugh at the shite on the left?

HP Lovenigger

>>211764836
just having a peng wank to BBC at the mo

mad how you're not allowed to admit how fit they are

I dont like when I see black men with white girls

thinking I might raise taxes

>>211765258
work is 1/3 of your day from Mon-Fri
maybe try to enjoy it?

got the musique playlist on

>>211765281
People were less cynical then

>>211765282
Rebel

scrubbers

>>211765295
fucking mental isn't it, walking about with their crop tops and arsecheeks hanging out and im not allowed to do a THING

just not right

>>211765376
get him raped

>>211765295
say this to myself all the time

Lord of the Niggers is the long awaited follow up to The Nigger by JRR Nigger the Nigger

Nonceposting is all fun and games until Ofcom pass your details on to the police lads

pretending to be a paedophile isn't funny

>>211765321
We were all much younger too

she (your nan) would get it

SMELL THAT SHIT

NONCEcom

just had sultanas. forgot how fucking crap they tasted

oxygen doesn't actually exist, it's a jewish psyop

>>211765404
carn't arrest me for thoughts

the katies are outside arent they
theyre walking around in dem snatched up luh shorts? yeah? just so happens that they walk past the traphouse? haha

>>211765470
not yet

>>211765483
what does luh mean?

>>211765512
come on

>>211765507
I didn't think that actually as I don't have downs syndrome

>>211764088 (OP)
Shell-Aviv haa

>>211765526
I'm not a filthy nigger like you, so why would you expect me to understand ebonics?

mad how iran and iraq had a decade long war that killed a million people

the fucking gob on my neighbour can hear him half way down the street

>>211765507
buy gold

this next poo is for the poo gods

>>211765422
nothing to do with age, adults used to piss themselves with laughter at ministry of silly walks
the current internet culture is just rife with cynicism and insincerity

>>211765561
leftypol blaming white people

he mad asl LOL

>>211765593
alri bobby george

>>211765608
>he thinks the silly walk is the whole gag

Today's Bible reading

https://voca.ro/18rvBiKXc8Xz

(mumberg getting me mcdonald too :^])

>>211765644
yhe binble

ENTER SELECTA

wassup dudes

CRAAAAAIG DAAAAVIIIID

BO SELECTA MOTHER FUCKER

>>211765644
need a tradwife to impregnate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fiszp2MD0wM

RE RE WIND

>>211765643
mate the studio audience laughter starts 2s in and continues with every instance of a silly walk

I wish I was born a downie but instead I'm a pretty intelligent autistic adhd bipolar ridden mess who suffers immensely from mental torment. Wish I was completely retarded so not understand pain and what I lose out on.
haha

>>211765644
Mcdonalds isn't very Christian

>>211765664
kys

>>211765674
there is only one true ireland and it is a protestant monarchy

>>211765624
don't make fun of down syndrome people they are nice

miss being young and skinny. now i'm a fat middle aged man.

i'd shag a fit downie

>>211765724
take benzos

Drank 5 pints on Friday and feel like drinking today

Another bible reading from John the Baptist or some shit

https://voca.ro/1gES18J25NHs

pork joint for tea x

>>211765787
if you were a /fit/ middle aged man you'd be a milf magnet
look at your ghastly tubby bald red-faced competition

get on that treadmill and go on a milf colonising hunt

>>211765793
They put me on various antipsychotics and anti depressants. They were shit.

is there any porn of fit downie birds?

poo joint for tea x

got no career, no relationship, no house, no car

mortgageberg interest has increased from 1.5% to 4.1%

>>211765857
ktim

>>211765846
obviously not too intelligent if you fell for the psychiatry scam

some people just drive you up the facking wall

>>211765857
kitm

dont tell the australians but i love them

Resistance is futile.

>>211765850
yeah youre mum

only just slept on the sofa for 3 hours

mental health feels better at least

>>211765910
will take a hammer to some cunt one day

>>211765857
ktim except i have a career, relationships, a house, and a car

love watching people die on bestgore.fun
riveting stuff seeing brown people get what they deserve

wanna drink wanna drink want booze want booze

>>211765948
some of the best sleeps I've had have been fully clothed on the sofa

reckon you're bent rorke

>>211765962
go fuck yourself

rigging 40,000 niggers up to a powergrid to create one massive human-nigger battery

imagine the noises a fit downie bird would make when you shag her silly and spunk on her spastic face

>>211765969
smelly incel post

>>211765993
ngl it was quite lush

Had my first prostate orgasm last night

>>211766056
>Those with Down syndrome nearly always have physical and intellectual disabilities.[31] As adults, their mental abilities are typically similar to those of an 8- or 9-year-old.[9]

>>211766058
just watched another nigger get tortured to death :)

>>211766056
just watch jav porno

>>211766056
kys

what flag is this

>>211766099
yeah and?

The NYT admits in several places that yesterday's "diversity parade" was about recruiting for the army. This is why the Jews who own our government let Trump do it now, when in his first term they scoffed at the idea.

NYT also admits the parade was a dismal failure. It was an embarrassment really, and showed exactly all the different ways corporate greed and diversity have weakened the United States in the 21st century.

Now they are going to try to memory hole this parade, because playing it up only showcases American weakness and encourages adversaries to stand up to Trump's bullying and bluster.

This isn't your grandfather's army, the Jews have done only too good a job with consumerism, commercialism, materialism, racial integration, feminism, multiculturalism and tranforming the country from a broad based industrial home-owning middle class into a population of renting drug-addled paupers and debt slaves with no community, no friends and no romantic or professional prospects. The Jews did this, with their contol over finance, law, the media, politics and academia, and they are now the victims of their own success. Their parasitism on America has been so successful that there is no longer a strong and healthy host nation left to fight their wars.

>>211766165
ever shag a fit downie?

shagging an arse

>>211766056
BBC will mention this post in their 4chan hit piece

>>211766165
>NYT admits
did you think the NYT would be pro-trump's gay little parade

>>211766213
downies deserve to live full and dignified lives and that includes getting shagged

Good evening brit

>>211766259
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna41476929

A man with a low IQ has been banned from sex by a judge who said the case raised questions about civil liberties, The Telegraph newspaper reported.

The 41-year-old man, known as Alan, has an IQ of 48 and a moderate learning disability, the newspaper reported. Alan was living with a man and having sex with him.

His local council decided that his "vigorous sex drive" was not appropriate and he didn't understand what he was doing, the Telegraph reported.

>>211766211
bugger

What the helly

ive got an arse with your name on it

What the hellyonce

sucking a bum

>>211766148
Doubt I'll ever properly understand the thought process of the men throwing money at her.

just shot a fat load into belgiancucks mums tight lil cunt, well it ain't tight now that I've been in it ;)
>*pisses on belgiancucks mum's grave after I rape her to death*

>>211766289
dont remember asking

It's an alan thing

what in the universal credit is this

I would like to smell Emma Watson’s gas.

just watched some mexishart have his dome caved in with a sledgehammer on bestgore
illuminating media

flamboyant and gay middle aged Columbian at work keeps flirting with me

>>211766445
link me up senpai

>>211766436
Stop. When? Shoot the ball. Physics.

Rorke:
>casually nudges a stone with his foot

Leftypol:
>AND THUS BEGINS THE JOURNEY OF THE STONE, A TALE OF GRIT AND DETERMINATION

The bug chilling next to where the stone lands:
>WHAT THE HELL? WHAT TYE HELL? WHAT THE HELLY? WHAT THE HELLYONCE?

The wind, suddenly deciding it has a personal vendetta:
>yeets the pebble and bug further onto oncoming traffic

Rorke:
>...This is escalating.

Leftypol:
>It’s in fate’s hands now, my guy.

Some random observer:
>Rorke, you on Giffgaf or something mate?

True story.

>>211766474
screm

>>211766056
Should be able to hear it through your bedroom wall pal

>>211766453
¡oooooh hola!

>BBC suspends EastEnders actor Jamie Borthwick for using ableist slur
>Jamie, 30, used the M-word to describe the people of Blackpool during rehearsals backstage.

business idea: blister plasters that dont peel off almost immediately or get stuck to your socks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brJtbkV6Yq4

wth

>>211766527
h word u worded the m word?

rorke it’s not normal

>>211766527
mongs?

>>211766464
idk how lad, i' retarded
it's like the tenth video in on bestgore.fun

>>211766571
Yeah

>>211766533
how much for a wank?

having an asinine wank

doing an ironic wank

>>211766527
>Jamie, 30, used the M-word
fucking HATE journalists who write like this. read a story about someone getting in trouble over the "s-word" and I had to look up the slur in question because these journalists feel some sort of moral duty to censor the news of the most tame shit imaginable

gummy bear wank on the cards

giz a job

>>211766617
roar

>>211766617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>211766616
slag?

audio drivers keep fucking up

Mumberg on the way back with 'donalds

>>211766663
lucky git

>>211766662
what the hellyonce

business idea: matchmaking service for /brit/ posters and dark skinned immigrant women

>>211766663
Not had a Maccies for about 20 years, me.

texting is soooo long sometimes

>>211766584
>>211766571
>>211766527

it that’s true and all of this is genuinely over him saying mong then that’s actually the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard in my life and everyone involved needs to be severely severely punished

>>211766711
B-but...

*bursts into tears in the middle of the thread*

I want a white womannnnn

>>211766686
>double cheese burger meal
>cheese sharebox
>selects meal
>extra chips
>biscoff flurry to dip the selects into

>>211766753
Enjoy ya fat bastard x

>>211766753
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD

every picture I've seen of Iranian military commanders has been a very old man in his 60s

unc army :skull:

hi dudes

remember when dirty den got done?

my arse has just been raped by me

>>211766814
putin looking a bit like daniel craig here

>>211766781
that's a rough 23

get the cancer patients raped

>>211766580
corr

>>211766814
Big Dave in the middle

David Cameroon

>>211766838
Savillesque post

>>211766814
little fella that putin

hello everyone, and this is *your* daily dose of /brit/

>These two guys decided to argue about religion, for 4 years in a row
>I found this video of someone doing a poo
>So it turns out, this small rodent is actually named rorke

>>211766781
what a mongoloid

>>211766858
miss him so much

reminder that 4chans being banned soon

smuggling girl poo into the country

bins on the cards

>>211766838
OFCOM cheering and hollering on seeing this post

>>211766649
iirc it was slut

>>211766814
Not a fan of the "no tie" look they're all doing

>>211766838
ZASED

shagging a tree

>>211766948
those are dota2 training centrifuges in the background, they don't want to get got by the tie and pulled into a world of man, beasts and tasty treats

>Jamie Borthwick used the ableist slur "m********s

still don't know what it is

not a fan of the "banning 4chan" they're doing

>>211767004
mongoloid

>>211767004
Mongolians

>>211767004
if you can't work it out you're one

>>211767004
mongoloid

firthy mongorians!

>>211767023
i am, means /brit/ dies along the schizo freaks in it
a necessary sacrifice

>>211767066
>>211767066
>>211767066

>>211767004
mancunians

>>211767026
>>211767035
Sorry it doesnt end in s you lose 5 points