Thread 211769064

China edition

FIRST FOR I HATE NIGGERS

Remember 200/1x lads?
*schizos' minds immediately spazz out en masse*

>>211769102
red and basedpilled

is /brit/ a christian general?

do you think niggresses ever look down at their poo in the toilet bowl and mistake it for a newborn niglet?

>>211769102
fucking screaming in a pakis face

>>211769102
LOOK AWAY OFCOM

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

lowkey scary to think while vibing in a wild goon sesh w the lads on discord rn, there’s like actual wars & people getting genocided irl fr..

>>211769045
>wow crazy, the time when you were a child and you had no responsibilities, understanding of the world was the best time? crazy how everyone says the best decade was when they were a little one.

The 2010s were objectively better than now. At least until 2017 or so.

>we had all that in the 90s, 00s, and 10s, lad.
True but things were still good in the early 2010s.

>was for like 9 months in 2020.
Lockdowns lasted until 2022 and inflation from 2021 to the present. We literally had deflation in 2015. Unimaginable now.

>>211769061
I don't even want to think about it honestly.

>>211769127
She's right. Christianity is a meme but she's also lying about her earnings

>>211769127
$43 mil? Thats mental

>>211767643
>Le Papa Roach YouTube AMVs in the 2000s were S0VL
Let's be real people, 2000s were the definition of a zogged zionist neocon wet dream.

9/11, Middle East wars for Israel, Patriot Act, "made in China" products, neoliberalism, dot-com burst, 2008 crisis, SUVs, Walmart, McDonalds, blingshit pop wiggerdom (Lil Jon, 50 Cent, Eminem), Bush and the Blair creature, Telecommunications Act, neocons, Paris Hilton, women getting logos tattooed on their asses, movies starting to use too much CGI, Soilennialism, crappy remakes/sequels to 80s movies, chemtrails, Zombie Simpsons, Dane Cook/Will Ferrel "humor", trucker hats, popped collars, "reality TV" degeneracy, rock became ProTools sellout buttrock.

>>211769142
mad how leftypol unironically wants this happening

>>211769177
>The 2010s were objectively better than now
Depends on what you mean, those years were terrible because of the recession but you were a young adult then so you didnt have to worry about that.
gaming was just getting worse and worse in those years so i dont really know what was good about the 2010s.

uh, funny memes?

>>211769183
judaism is even a bigger meme

filtered weirdo making news again

>>211769228
>so i dont really know what was good about the 2010s.
Less biomass.

Bro does anyone realise how grim the internet is now in 2025. 2024 was shit too but compared to this it was paradise. 2023 was OK, dipped in the middle but ended up OK. 2015 was the last year the internet felt normal though. Btw I’m not 2016mong. Anyway, notice how porn declined in quality in 2016. That was a blow for the internet for sure

>gay bullshit
*reddit space*
>gay bullshit
*reddit space*
*rhetorical question*

>>211769252
so brown people are running your life?
pretty pathetic.

room stinks of cockpong

>>211769142
why didn't India come out? I thought pajeets were the worst

>>211769200
Dumb zoomer

>>211769228
The recession was over by 2010.

There was nothing comparable to AIslop, Boriswave, WW3 fears and the insane censorship we have now back then.

>>211769276
Running my life? What do you mean?

>>211769268
quality has declined because its filled with retards.
you've got this retard
>>211769270
thinking
this
is
reddit
spacing

when people did this on 4chan back in 2004.

>>211769270
So annoying how he takes so long to say inane garbage that’s not worth reading

>>211769233
It's genuinely not. It promotes tribalism and engenders a sense of its members' intrinsic self-worth. Plus it is a foreword to the other main religions of the world

>>211769102
Ofcom putting this straight in their report

always find it funny when people take jeff seriously, i mean we're literally talking about a daft black bastard who decided to MOVE TO ethiopia

>>211769334
LOL sure

>>211769312
>The recession was over by 2010.
definitely not mate, took people years to recover.
>AIslop
dont engage so I dont care, i rarely see AI stuff online just people crying about it constantly more than the AI slop.
>Boriswave
???????
>WW3 fears
because we had no WW3 fears pre 2020s.
the 40s and 90s were just smooth sailing lol
>insane censorship we have now back then.
dont know what this means, i can say whatever the fuck I want whenever. my mates crack racist jokes and I've had people at work say stuff like that too.

you seem depressed, that's the issue here.

>>211769268
boo hoo nigga

>>211769064 (OP)
Live on a high street, and one of the shops has had an alarm going off for the last four hours. My windows are closed, and still it is so loud that I can hear it through my silicone earplugs.
Genuinely considering overdosing on sleeping pills.

sticking popcorn kernels up my japseye then heating up my bellend with a hairdryer

>>211769390
that's the most rasta thing ever

>AIslop
>digital surveillance ramping up
>websites being banned
>Boriswave
>WW3 fearmongering constantly
>Whites due to be a minority by 2065
>politicians owned by Israel

The future looks so grim it's unreal. The elites want us shoved in a Palantir-Facebook matrix style simulation.

>>211769428
Who is Russian?

>>211769406
how many sleeping pills does it take for suicide? (asking for a mate)

>>211769428
2016mongs da

Roy "Chubby" Brown

keep looking at pol for some videos of missile strikes but nothings happening

Dipping my bollocks in strawberry jam then standing next to a wasps nest

alri lads

>>211769312
>>211769436
all you're describing is your internet experience getting a bit more annoying due to algos now feeding you shit that makes you think the world is ending
log off

what the fuck is boriswave

>>211769402
>>Boriswave
>???????
Haven't you seen the figures? Like 1m browns entered Britain in 2021-2022.
>because we had no WW3 fears pre 2020s.
Aside from 1962 and 1983 not really. Also Russia and NATO never came close to war unlike today.

>>211769553
Immigration boom during Boris' time as PM

>>211769484
It's a fake conflict. The Iranian regime is loyal to Israel because they were installed by Mossad and the CIA. Israel will always win.

>>211769534
Algorithms are another reason things are worse. The Internet was vastly better 10-20 years ago.

>>211769553
blackpool surfing competition

>>211769600
nigga thats nuts

>>211769102
OFCOM deposited $1 into your account

imagine talking about good things were and gaming being a factor alongside geopolitics

hate summer every cunt suddenly thinks they have a license to be obnoxiously loud outdoors

>>211769583
makes my blood boil

>geopolitics
just say politics you massive gay mong

>>211769620
nah those are tits

>>211769607
literally the entire source of everything you're mad about yet you continue spending your life online consuming the slop that is making you unhappy because the internet is all you have in life

I am a recovering interracial porn addict.

I stand with iran

Love all of you lads <3

mmhmm the cronem waking up...

>>211769312
You think Middle East wars weren't pozzed? They're literally the reason MAGA rose in popularity.

I am a recovering femboy/tranny onlyfans addict

arrowheads x 60

>>211769824
Mousey ^.^ xx

toby's osrs dropcounts !!

>>211769720
Thots?

>>211769824
um...tobert

>>211769824
tobes

just seen f1nn shove a massive dildo up her arse

>>211769824
BUT I DIDN'T
NO ONE EVER DOES

>the only true religions are hindus and jews
jeff is really on a mad one today

>>211769879
link

>>211769884
this nigga just killed God

toby's bwc :>

>>211769856
holy based
>>211769902
all religions are fake but that's not her point

>>211769904
it's on /gif/

Mad our rulers think we should die for forrun shit hole nations

>>211769970
link it
now

rorke being deployed to the front lines in tehran

>>211769999
>>211760000
yeah?

>>211769927
it's on /gif/

>>211769980
no ... x

suh-suh-suh-suh-suh-suh-suh-suh-SCREAMING IN A PAKIS FACE

*dubstep beat drops*

>>211769988
He'd love it

Genuinely looks like a villain from a Disney movie

youtube gone mental

>>211770053
LOL

loadsa footie

saw a middle aged tranny earlier. was very obviously a very balding man wearing a dress and far too much make up. Like clown-tier application of make up.
Felt a bit sad for the guy ngl

why shouldnt vapes be made as illegal as cocaine is?

>>211770111
What's his IQ?

>>211770092
need them all killed desu

Who the fuck even watches the tele anymore
I dont even have a tele

toby's bwc

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750008551155533.mp4

>>211770138
124

>>211770154
timmy in thailand LOL

>>211770154
timmy after dark

>>211770149
I only use the telly for sport tee bee aitch

>29 years old
>kissless handholdless virgin
>no real friends for 11+ years at this point
>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online
>hobbies/interests are all solitary things
>poor social skills
>panic about being exposed as a virgin
>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected
>afraid to show my own personality around women
>filled with regrets and humiliation
>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me
>will never have a family of my own
>relatives similar in age to me are starting families
>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband
>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself
>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up
>given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute
>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation
>tried using Bumble, hardly any likes

Shall I just hire an escort before I become a wizard?

>>211770253
that was peak

>>211770261
like watching men running about getting sweaty do you?

>>211770149
my tele runs on internet
we have made every normal channel internet based and also supports Netflix, Amazon Prive, Disney+ but I don't pay for the first two and Disney+ is free with the internet recharge
And no it's not an smart tv

>>211770279
>Shall I just hire an escort before I become a wizard?
may as well. then get a social hobby

tobussy

>>211770154
society
bottom text

>>211769478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRfaI1Od0GI&ab_channel=SwiftThrush
This is one of the best documentaries I've ever seen

What's an Indian doing in a /brit/ thread? You lot have your own imageboard, fuck off.

Rolling tobys arse parsley into a joint and smoking it

>>211770288
It is in a man's nature to enjoy the spectacle of competition

>>211770322
>a social hobby
like what

Someone post some good 80s music

https://youtu.be/AEo_hR9n7ys?si=XKQqMS-nMZt2UciZ

Watched Thief (1981) recently.

Crazy how much Rockstar ripped it off for GTA V.

Mong parents arguing about stupid shite again and refusing to speak to each other

I hate being working class

>>211770369
whatever you like it's your life

No point in making friends I feel. I inevitably get ghosted once they realise I'm completely mental

why are there two commonwealths, there's the one where they actually have the monarch as head of state like canzuk and shit like papua new guinea, tuvalu, bunch of caribbean countries, but then you have the other one that includes india and malaysia

>>211770398
looks like you're going to be having two christmases this year

>>211770398
>I hate being working class
So move out and live in a middle class area?

Might get into watching documentaries

one of the dead Israelis in yesterday's missile attack on bat Yam hahaha I hope the bitch is burning in hell (the jews original homeland)

>>211770404
I don't like anything I have anhedonia

>>211770446
Yikes, incel

loive that death grips song that has that bit that goes "wuhduhduh duuuh wuuuuuh duh"

>>211770468
ok

Mad how everyone just pretends they're not fit as fuck

>>211770448
just pick something man idk. go to a board game club, or a indoor rock climbing session or something

>>211770468
yeah that's a good one

>>211770486
nah I'm an uggo pal

>>211770486
ummyton

>>211770468
oh yeah Ring a Bell. I like that bit too

>>211770490
>board game club
I don't belong with reddit freaks

>indoor rock climbing session
I don't belong with normie freaks

the liberal mainframe is attempting to terrorise me out of existence in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom by cramming all my favourite right wing grifter YouTube channels with vicious anti white adverts designed to deactivate my innate self preservation instincts

love documentaries me

mad how peng poo

Absolutely howling at the fact that the US military parade had Fortunate Son playing

>>211770536
haha watching some herzog ones today me x

>>211770543
I get it’s a reddit trope but the comparisons to Idiocracy are apt

>>211770513
hahaha that's actually the song i had in mind

>replying to a post with just 'ok'

gayer than umposting desu. you're the kind of twat who is annoyed with people at the littlest things but avoids confrontation at all costs, you probably clam up and become a submissive little bitch if you ever happen to get into a confrontational situation. worm

>>211770572
ok

>>211770572
k

>>211770572
k

>>211770572
ok

how much poo could a gay peng porn poo if a gay porn peng poo porn poo?

might watch some videos about blue whales later

unfunny pricks

>>211770596
screaming

>>211770369
Warhammer

>>211770516
no shit you dont belong, it's new to you. Kind of the point to go out your comfort zone.
want me to fuck the brass for you as well?

I support LGBT
as in
Let's Go Bomb Tel Aviv

is that you john wayne?
is this me

i dont even care anymore. at the age of 32, i havent experienced anything. ive been a loser for my entire life. i was a loser throughout high school with no social memories. i was a loser during college. i was a loser throughout my 20s. im a loser into my 30s. i dont have money. i dont have friends. i dont have any relationship or sexual experience. i dont have a fulfilling career. i have completely given up on life. i dont even smile and pretend to be happy. i am in a permanent frown, staring at the ground, barely speak to anyone, and dont have the self-esteem or self-confidence to do anything about it. it would be impossible to even describe the pit of depression that i have been in for as long as i can remember. i hate waking up every morning. i hate facing every day. i hate reading stories about people who are dying young, or comitting suicide because i get extremely envious of how lucky they are. every night i pray to die in my sleep, or get a terminal illness so i can die quickly.

>>211770630
bizarre post

>>211770644
uncultured mong

>>211770642
ok

GET SOME

19 now, probably still going to be a loser in 10 years, but I want to live comfortably as a loser at least.

absolutely nothing more cringe than a brit who says they went to a ‘high school’

>>211770666
didnt ask for your username

>>211770486
Wish I could get to know one ;_;

new yugi-oh card lads

>>211770679
they are called high schools in scotland

As the runt at the margins, I’ve watched the world unfold like a grand story that I never had the courage to join. Time has slipped away, leaving me with a heart full of timid thoughts but no real experiences to share. I wonder now if anyone cares about the whispers of a life half-lived.

>>211770642
You're not alone lad.
>>211770674
If 4chan doesn't get banned I guarantee you'll still be here in 2035

>>211770674
We call it that in Scotland

>>211770679
some places in Scotland are called high school

>>211770679
it’s called that in scotland though
like several have “high school” in the name
the 3 secondary schools in my town and the one I went to did

sounds like britfeel in here

>>211770732
shut up you melodramatic tit

wish i'd read more books

>>211770732
can you just waste your life in silence please. cringe mong

>>211770743
meant for
>>211770715
lol x

Lottery winner Michael Carroll arrives for sentencing after he admitted criminal damage. The 22-year-old from Swaffham in Norfolk smashed 32 shop and car windows with ball bearings fired from a catapult during a drunken wrecking spree in Downham Market, Norfolk (2005)

tried searching for a BBC documentary
only found beastiality porn
Britain should sue USA for defamation

>>211770735
>If 4chan doesn't get banned
Even if it does, we'll all just make our way to some other place like we did when 4chan went down back in April.

haha x

well leftypol?

>>211770787
SAAAAAR PLEASE KINDLY DO THE NEEDFUL AND REDEEM MAP OF BAHRAT

>>211770709
looks like shit but I'll have to see the rest of the archetype to judge

>>211770827
why do they talk like that

>>211770818
So what?

>>211770625
Based

>>211770787
Lmao

dead fred

>>211770811
you're a cheeky one

you guys watching fishtank?
almost every contestant is a 4chan user this season.
the cute Asian girl said she uses /x/, /r9k/ and /pol/

>>211770948
do i fuck mate

>>211770948
yankified freak

>>211770674
i started using 4chan at 19. 29 now. you're literally me in the past (fuck off and do something else)

been watching virgin island
oh wait no i haven't - that's just my life!

booking a holiday to israel

Ofcom has my back

>>211770974
>>211770969
fags

>>211770777
Mate, you're supposed to leave your forum signature UNDER the message, not next to it

>>211770993
I hear it's booming

cried the first time I had sex. she was very very nice about it. really should have married that girl, not many women about tolerate that sort of behaviour.

Right, fuck off for a minute while I go get this marinated chicken fried off.

>>211770948
>cute

Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"

Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.

UMcom

>>211771027
lots of women are nice people despite what the incel freaks on 4chan say

>>211771020
bundled that spazoid back on the short bus

>>211771014
you are genuinely american lmao

>>211770783
No one cares mate, take it to /bharat/.

best sex i ever had was getting my bum diddled by a man 20 years older than me (i was 20)

>>211771094
bruh

>>211771090
it's midnight they are asleep

The Iranians just shot down an Israeli f35

>>211771139
Sir keir and Tommy Robinson on the same page

>>211771139
>noooo my lefitst gaslighting isnt working
>iran is a peaceful country! nooOoO!

>>211771094
Best sex I ever had was spaffing directly into a girl, no condoms

Felt otherworldly

>>211770786
Everyone went to different places though.

>>211771137
Obvious AI slop

>>211771139
we are israels allies we are not allied with iran and palestine and other rogue Islamist shitholes dont see what's hard to understand

>>211771137
that's like half their gdp

>>211771139
nothing wrong with dat doe
why do people care about sandmen so much
fuck off

>>211771079
why? because I said guy and fag? get a grip of yourself. imagine basing your entire vocabulary and personality around being Bri'ish.

>>211771035
the Canadian contestant is a HAPA incel who said 12 - 16 is the prime age earlier today

Hilarious seeing leftymongs in the West take the side of a medieval theocracy that executes women for the 'crime' of being raped and openly expresses a desire to nuke it's neighbours.

>>211771137
Subtle human gem

>>211771189
SKI BA BA BADA BOP

Sir Israel Supporter

>>211771182
It will be done my lord.

Yeah? And?

>>211769127
yh

soph's first twitter

>>211769183
repent homo

>>211770948
Is this yank big brother or something?

>>211771178
Right but you can still be allies with someone and not refer to a war they started unilaterally as self-defence

Mad how gays are just normal in every way except that they like men

>>211771211
Israel is an evil state tho

FREE ARE LUCY

>>211771211
Israel bombs women and little babies for the crime of not being jewish

>>211771178
t.

>>211771249
bouquet residence

>>211771234
i find it funny people actually think she is responding to them and not some ghostwriter
lol LOL!

>>211771249
coal miner blood in me rising in complete rage at this image

>>211771249
This is a tranny not a gay

>>211771211
t.

>>211771167
>>211771178
>>211771189
good goys

>>211771249
Most trannies are heterosexual thoughbeit

>>211771235
in a way. it's live 24/7 and it's hosted by Sam Hyde and instead of the contestants being all normie deanos and slags, it's all autistic freaks and losers instead. It's really good.

>>211771219
take some responsibility

I support the eradication of the Zionist entity.

umm, loads of Paki diaspoora itt seething at Isreal I see

This car is ugly right it’s not just me? Especially for an Audi

>>211771342
As do I

Reminder that /brit/ is an anti-Zionist general and your JIDF tricks are wasted here

get em nuked

get em nuked

get em nuked

>>211771139
british people killed by islamic terror
>don't look back in anger rorke! also 99% of our counter-terrorist resources are going to be used against white people
israelis killed by islamic terror
>we unconditionally support the idf's assault on those dangerous schools and hospitals that result in zero hamas agents killed

>>211771295
it's grim desu

Can I be honest with you guys? I can't stand the way British people talk. Not your accents, those are fine, but your sentence structure and word choice.

>>211771376
all modern cars are fat and ugly

>>211771395
>The western liberal establishment sucks Yid cock
Holy smokes! You’re a genius. How did you figure that one out! You should be Prime Minister!

>>211771178
>we are israels allies
what has israel ever done for us?

>>211771421
You speak ebonics

>>211771414
>>211771376
its a lifted golf

>>211771421
shut it nonce

>>211771381
>anti-Zionist
leftist cunt
hating israel is only cool if it's borne from anti-semetism.

>>211771421
>>211771438
theyre having a yank-off

Might go solo clubbing in Berlin

>>211771342
based

>>211771429
lot of projection in that image

Is there any greater feeling than popping a ripe spot?

>>211771455
Racism is for small brains

>>211771485
m'saar doesn't know what words mean

this general sucks now. haven't been here in years. it's like all the old posters have been replaced by 35 year old deanos, mindlessly repeating the funny /brit/ slang people like me made up 15 years ago.

Love Lithuania lads

Never coming back. They're pretty chill (if not the absolute friendliest) and actually seem to respect each other and the space around them

It's an odd mix of soviet concrete, wooden farmhouses and even like Nordic chalets. But it's a big open country for 5 million people

Rorke and leftypol kindling a relationship over mutual hatred of da joos

>>211771538
>But it's a big open country for 5 million people
Lithuania has fewer than 3 mil people

>>211771517
Little city big plane

>>211771486
once popped a big one on my knee, just tapped the head and blood and puss spurted out like colgate. Whole leg felt more nimble after felt the pressure just ooze away.

>>211771517
>advanced jet and tirbal iranians
KINO

wonder if those tribesmen are turkic

>After World War I, Britain occupied the region and established Mandatory Palestine in 1920. Increased Jewish immigration in the leadup to the Holocaust and British foreign policy in the Middle East led to intercommunal conflict between Jews and Arabs,[24][25] which escalated into a civil war in 1947 after the United Nations (UN) proposed partitioning the land between them.
another thing that's our fault then

>>211771425
Just not true

>>211771495
>small brains
antisemitism is actually high IQ

>>211771517
looks like AI

>>211771517
AI slop

>>211771620
state

>>211771568
Even better

Loose shorts
No pants
Aired out and flopping freely

>>211771639
Beauty Yeah

Sir Israel Supporter

>>211771538
are you catholic?

Sir Greater Israel

>>211771548
Leftypol hates Israel because they think Jews are white and leftists hate white people. They basically see Israel as an example of modern white colonialism.
Rorke hates Israel because he's a highly educated gentleman with good pattern recognition skills.

>>211771623
Well Jews make up a minority of Zionists do your racism is poorly aimed

Those nike shorts they all wear
Tight

>>211771704
Bribing State officials with child sex is incredibly effective for getting them on your side as it turns out.

>>211771704
ZOG is not Zionism
Being bought and paid for by Jews makes you a traitor, not a zionist
Israel is a Jewish ethnostate, not a Zionist-only state.

>>211771807
>>211771807
>>211771807

>>211771782
Zionism is white supremacism transferred to a religious context.

>>211771811
>>211771811
>>211771811