McArmy

>text for updates
what years is this

>>211769210 (OP)
literally me when I'm in public and get too self concious about how I walk

>>211769210 (OP)
pathetic march. all of them look scared

>>211769258
the update from the White House:

>>211769210 (OP)
They are pathetic. No wonder they can't win wars.

>>211769341
or just unmotivated kek
because papa trump want it for his birthday

>>211769367
We have military bases in your country try something bitch

>>211769427
>We have military bases in your country
Those are special ed classes

>>211769341
they look annoyed lmao. You just know literally no one outside the orange man's circle like him

>>211769449
All euroshits can do is cope about being occupied by amerigods

>>211769533
>All euroshits can do is cope about being occupied by amerigods
The only thing you're occupying is singularities in space time, fatty

>>211769210 (OP)
This is what happens when you make your cities unwalkable. People literally experience anxiety when they use their legs

>>211769566
We occupy your mind 24 hours a day

>>211769566
Bodied that freak

>>211769602
When the war is over you will have to make all your cities wheelchair accessible

>>211769210 (OP)
Me going to get ozon delivery be like:

>>211769566
freak status?

>>211769566
you're literally occupied by them, Hans

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>>211769210 (OP)
Why are we embarrassing ourselves like this

They really look deformed kek

>>211769210 (OP)
Holy cringe

>>211769210 (OP)
this is supposed to stop china, muslims, AND russia?

>>211769857
>C-can I build a base in your country?
>heh, we occupied you!

>>211769674
Oh you think the way they walk look impressive? Was this parade a succes? Don't do parades mate, they're not your strength

>>211769427
Not with Krasnov in charge

>>211769566
kek underappreciated display of German humor

>>211770066
It didn't work like that, Mr Fernandez

>>211770065
>AND russia?
bruh anyone with a decent military can stop ruZZia

>>211769210 (OP)
All the retarded Americans defending this fucking shit need to watch ANY military parade done by Europe (Trump was inspired by French Bastille Day parades), or any recent major ones we've had.
Hell, in 1991 we threw an AWESOME one after winning the Gulf War.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJKDmwcOf4
We've fell so fucking far man.

>>211770212
Maybe you will have an other great one after you invaded Iran

>>211770212
>the 90s-2000s were cooler
I know

>>211770066
But Drumpf said that American bases in Europe means America is being used, pilaged and raped

>US military parade
>instrumental version of It Ain't Me starts playing

kino

>>211770284
No, you cant have good things. No one can. Everything is shit

>>211770074
Don't do counter offensives it's not your strength

>>211770366
You can still die for Israel though

>>211769341
They're clearly first week, or even first day, recruits. Probably think this is some trick to get them another DI shitstorm not realizing that's going to happen no matter what they do.

>>211770354
>US military parade
>mutt drives the MUT

>>211769210 (OP)
Imagine distrusting your troops so much that you have them parade without weapons as you hide like a bitch behind bulletproof glass guarded by two tanks

was it trumps plan to make his country look even more pathetic?

Americans could never

>>211770740
oh my....

>>211770740
>find me the blackest, most niggerest black bvll you could find, pronto

>>211770212
>putting a camera in someone's face and asking how they feel about their son getting blown up by a missile
she has to say he died for what he believed in even though it was an invasion of a small country that no one's ever heard about.

>>211770740
is that big ramy

>>211770740
Lol where tf is this, Egypt?

>>211769341
>>211770212
>>211770525
>>211770740
Italian parades are my favorite

>>211769210 (OP)
blumpf shows off his army of unmotivated, soon-to-be-dead golems while his Department of Defense waves a foreign flag on its official x account.
you alright ameribros?

>>211769258
You have to realize this is intended for people born before the 1970s

north korea march mogs any another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbhJalwmGq4&ab_channel=KOREANOW

>>211769991
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAA

How the fuck do you even fumble this bad? Even nazi trannies on discord make better conservative designs

>>211771276
Damn, I didn't realize we were THAT similar to my mcbros

>>211769210 (OP)
Literal virgin walk.

>>211771400
when you adopt the mindset of "aesthetics are not important", "function over form" and gigacope like "we're here to fight a war, not look pretty" then you end up with absolutely sad shit like this
we suffer from it too

American soldiers have no soul because they just exist to serve their demonic israeli overlords. They have no history or traditions. Of course they can't have good parades.

>>211770074
Incredible how submissive the ukrainian becomes when he interacts with americans

>>211771276
Stop noticing things

>>211771515
>>211770074
Both of you guys do MUCH better parades than we do.

>>211769341
I watched this parade and this particular group just finished basics and Trump was the one who swore them in.

>>211771503
Damn that bitch is ugly, but at least she have and ok ass.

>>211771631
Those "hats" look so stupid.

>>211771611
Hungary's last military parade was 40 years ago on Liberation Day..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ULdSRwbz-Y&pp=ygUTa2F0b25haSBmZWx2b251bMOhcw%3D%3D

>>211771084
That's a Saharawi, they're not exactly Black, just very dark Arabs from the deep desert
>>211771194
L'Altare della Patria is kino (despite what Romans will tell you), but having your parade on a 2000 year old forum is something else entirely

>>211770376
Trump forking what?

>>211771696
Are you jealous of them?

>>211771696
shut up nigga

>>211770212
>Trump was inspired by French Bastille Day parades
Who told you that?

Also, Russian parade (9th may 2025)
https://youtu.be/fFvPiEHs0zA?t=4578

>>211771503
>They have no history or traditions
Unironically one of the reasons I wanted to join the FFL was because of this fact.

>>211771503
Are those Francoist uniforms? Is there any seethe about those still being used in parades?

>>211770212
russian parade is cooler because you are still beginner baseders
you still need to recover from years of lgbt occupation, like russia after communism in its time

>>211771846
He said so during his first term

>>211771503
trvke

>>211771919
Everything in the army is pretty much intact from the Franco era

>>211771846
>Who told you that?
Trump himself when he floated the idea in his first term after he went to a Bastille Day parade in 2017
https://www.npr.org/2018/08/16/639435987/no-veterans-day-military-parade-this-year-dod-looking-at-dates-in-2019

>>211772014
why is he so fat and subhuman

>>211771158
It’s an Algerian flag.

>>211772014
Honestly what the fuck were they thinking

>>211772014
Dog bless

>>211771761
It's my first time seeing those hats, interesting.
>>211772014
JD Vance looks more like a president than Trump. I guess it's crazy how true optics can matter.

Can't risk losing that swag

>>211772014
Would this board laugh at me if I told them that I was very seriously considering and planning military service until a few days ago?

>>211769566
Sent that fat freak flying

>>211772014
This is painful to watch

>>211772043
>>211771973
This parade was very American. Without any influence whatsoever.
Trump may have re-conceptualized his idea after a time.

>>211770740
that giganigga is cool af

>>211770740
this is the gayest shit I've ever seen in my life

>>211769210 (OP)
they have no training?
really makes you wonder

>>211770740
no fucking way

>>211772197
Those are Alpinis, mountain troops, much like our own Chasseurs Alpins who incidentaly also happen to have funny hats

>>211772253
What car do they give You for doing service nowadays?

At this rate, even Russia could defeat America in a war.

>>211772435
How is the counteroffensive going?

>>211772253
do you have college debt or something

>>211772498
Kek. Just come home, my pigga. Ukraine ain't got enough people.

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>>211772311
that's just how US culture works
>take thing
>slap US flag + 1 million ads on it

>>211772412
Damn. kino

>>211772588
ain't clicking any of that.

>>211772253
It's still absolutely worth it, just don't elect scammers into leaders of the free world

>>211770740
Do thirdies rly

>>211772412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyUls1tirD8

>>211769210 (OP)
>walk around holding a $50 cheap Temu drone

What does that accomplish?

>>211772867
(You) tell us

>>211770212
So sad to see a great country fall like this

>>211772765
That's right. Don't traumatize yourself.

>>211773107
Why aren't You on the frontlines?

>>211769566
minced that rotund rolly-polly

>>211772431
>What car do they give You
Nothing, but you get discounts if you're military at some dealers.
>>211772583
No, it's a few things:
1. I come from a military family whose history spans all the way from the wars of William Wallace/Robert The Bruce all the way up to Vietnam
2. The rest of my life is pretty much ruined but I'm religious so I can't kill myself, so joining the military (particularly a high-intensity special forces detatchment like the SEALs, Rangers, or Green Berets) is the best way of testing if it's god will for me to live or not
3. The gibs if I DO live (I'd like to go to /film/ school, preferably at UCLA)

>>211772799
>just don't elect scammers
Sorry big guy, blue scammer or red scammer that's all we have :(

>>211769210 (OP)
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>>211773022
I am so embarrased to be american

>>211773380
Oh that's nice. Hope you go to your film school someday.

>>211773759
I do too. I'm working on some great scripts atm.

>>211773853
i'm rooting for you <3

>>211772412
our mountain troops also have unique dress uniform compared to everyone else, no other unit of the armed forces wears a cape or this style of headwear.

>>211773969
I had to double check if it isn't a 1930s colored photo

>>211773969
I love it when the military have intergalactic federation fits

>>211772014
I've finally found something more cringe than thirdies' parades

>>211773969
BTW a big reason why all the mutts in the parade weren't wearing dress uniforms was because you have to pay for them seperately and they're at minimum $500.

>>211769364
honestly those aesthetics go pretty hard on them

>>211773424
blue scammers are better mate, and by a big margin. A lot of them are lying politicians but their level of lying is far below that of New York real estate speculator. They still care about image, reputation and prestige of the nation.
Reading american history, republicans starting from Nixon just seem to keep putting their personal success and their party succes above the common goal. Reading what republican voters write it seems like it's some sort of sport for them, like "ur we gonna get you next time demies". As if it's it's not the fate of the world on the line but just a football game

>>211774298
Freedom isn't free you damn commie

>>211769210 (OP)
>>211772014
Crazy how trump just validated a shitpost from a few years ago lmao, literal third world shitholes make better parades, all these amerigolems look so sad

>>211774655
Add. Apply.

>>211774666
LOL

>>211774666
>a few years ago
the original version of that meme was made before you were born.

>>211774640
Look, I get that you like the blue guys more because they give you more gibs, I'd feel the same way if I were Ukrainian or EU.
But believe me when I say this, the blue scammers are so bad domestically here that they make the red scammers look like the lesser evil when they're in power anywhere in the U.S, especially on the federal level.
>above the common goal
The "common goal" for both blue and red has been the same since Kennedy was shot, they just go about it in different ways and publicly disagree so the peasants don't catch on and keep buying into the system.
>As if it's it's not the fate of the world on the line but just a football game
That's also just been American politics since the dawn of the two-party system, you should read Alexis de Tocqueville's Democracy in America if you want a deep-dive into the origins of this socio-political fixture.

>>211774851
No it wasn't but keep seething americuck

>>211772014
>the guy carrying the drone

Congratulations on 250 years America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Q5ZwBgGaA

>>211773380
If you want gibs, go for it. If you have a shred of dignity, go flip burgers in mcdonalds instead.

>>211772014
>soldiers on the Bradley waving and making heart signs
>random soldier holding up a temu drone
This has to be some Jewish psy op to discredit the US Army

That's genuinely the saddest parade I've ever seen. I was expecting something bombastic to go with Trump's ego. It's so low energy.

>>211769566
mulched that tubby

>>211769566
I don't get it

>>211771503
Cute!

>>211774298
It's tragic that American military is so poor it can't afford clothing its soldiers. Maybe the DoD needs to set up a gofundme

>>211769210 (OP)
McMilltary

>>211774970
I kid you not I've been laughing about it for 10 minutes straight. It's so fucking absurd. Do like a drone formation flyby or something.

>>211772014
kino

Genuinely how is it possible for USA to decline this quickly? Europe had to destroy itself by 2 world wars to fall behind.

>Sack a bunch of top generals for not being loyal
>Promote sycophants
>Make the head of the DoD a retarded fox news anchor
>No one cares to even try to make your faggoty birthday parade good
KWAB moment

>>211772014
This shit will be posted for years to come whenever American military strength is mentioned.
Like seriously how do you have the worlds most powerful army and then do shit like THIS????

>>211773022
Nah this is a 100000 dollar drone produced by Locksneed Martin that can is a bit better than the Temu drone so it justifies the price

>>211769210 (OP)
Operation codename: Black Mamba
Primary target: Baltimore hood
Secondary target: Starbucks nationwide
Mission objective: Secure fertile white breeding sows for BBC

>>211772412
>>211773969
EU Gods mog the mutts so easily

>>211769566
kek, fatmericans on suicide watch

>>211769566
collapsed that corpulent cretin into a wavefunction

>>211772014
Strong banana state vibes

>>211769566
german humour jumps up at you like a snake in the grass

>>211769625
>>211769831
>>211770192
>>211772300
>>211773251
>>211775489
>>211776923
>>211776959
>>211777039
This is epic, guys! This is just like that time the good guys teamed up and destroyed Voldemort!

>>211769566
BODIED THAT FATSO

>>211777073
uh oh the mutt is SEETHING

>>211777073
People like you are literally so retarded seal clapping for this shit you've made EUROS (literally) look better than us.

>>211777073
COPE FATTY

>>211777223
Why would I be seething? It was really funny and Americans deserve it for being fascists :)

>>211777299
Yikes, this is a really problematic post. This is why our civilized people like Europeans don't like us. Do better.

>>211771503
post the goat march

>>211777347
What does this mean, friend?

>>211769210 (OP)
>>211773022
Any Obama / Biden military parade webm for a comparison?

>>211776304
this but unironically.

>>211777348
>/ptg/jeet
You'll never be White, Raj

>>211772197
You sure you're not looking at Hegseth aka the guy from fox news? Lol

>>211777348
oh look it's an unironic migapede, fresh off the boat from reddit or a 2016 "oldfag"?

>>211777508
Yikes, you just did a heckin' racism. Enjoy being a racist loser for the rest of your life.

>>211777557
What do you mean? Reddit and /int/ are the best boards on the internet? Hello???

>>211769210 (OP)
We would march around the base square before meals and if somebody was marching wrong foot it was one more lap

>>211770212
>>211769341
American soldiers aren't used to "practice 8 hours a day for an epic parade for dear leader" like third world shitholes. So they're probably pissed they are doing this instead of training to blow shit up and kill people. Or even just get some rest.

Usually in US parades it's the old timers from gulf war, vietnam, korea, and ww2 that march in them and they basically just walk and wave. Then there's a bunch of colonial reenactors, police, firefighters, and other civil servants or just cool shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDt3jHAegog

>>211777569
>Enjoy being a racist loser for the rest of your life.
Oh, I am.

>>211777768
I can't believe I'm surrounded by racist idiots like you. I can't wait until I move to Europe. Fuck. You. Seriously.

>>211772197
That's Hegseth not Vance. Vance is the one with eyeliner

>>211777723
>American soldiers aren't used to "practice 8 hours a day for an epic parade
How fucking hard is it to set aside some grunts and dress uniforms for marching practice in peacetime when there's an upcoming parade/event? How hard would it be to get some NSSAR/SUVCW/SCV larpers or some oldfags that fought in older wars to join in the parade given they do jack shit otherwise and this is the big moment for the U.S' military history? If they could do it on the fly just over 30 years ago just after the Gulf War, why can't they do it now but bigger and better?
>like third world shitholes.
EU, East Asia, and the Cono Sur LatAm cunts do marches like this all the time with no issues, it has nothing to do with a country being thirdie. Hell, Trump himself got the idea from France.

>>211777815
They don't care for Jeets in Europe very much, Raj.
I think Dubai would be more up your alley.

>>211778097
That's quite the assumption on my background, and you shouldn't be so rude to minorities who are just trying to get by. But you know what isn't an assumption? You being just another clueless back-water American. Europe is a liberal paradise. Enjoy your years of Cheeto Man Nazi, see where that gets ya.

>>211777557
It's not 2013 these people come straight from Facebook

>>211778006
>marching practice in peacetime
When was the last time America was in peacetime? There's always some conflict going on, our troops assisting with some mission, etc.

I would rather the military be training for their actual jobs than doing epic Indian/Paki style marches. The only ones that really get significant training in that is the band, but they also do other shit.

Old timers are old. They don't want to be doing anything more complicating than maybe marching (or often just being on a float) and waving to the crowd. That's what I did with my dad/grandpa when they would march in parades.
>EU, East Asia, and the Cono Sur LatAm cunts do marches like this all the time with no issues
they are third world

>>211778416
>EU, East Asia
>they are third world
oh this is some incredible cope and projection

>>211778269
>You being just another clueless back-water American.
At least I'm actually American lmao
>Enjoy your years of Cheeto Man Nazi
But I'm not enjoying my cheeto man or the alphabet people and they're my only two choices, that's my problem :(

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zuqTP_LELjE

our hooligans have more discipline

>>211771084
kekkk

>>211771084
We could definitely do that

>>211778498
Keep it up, keep it up. Keep digging your own grave, just don't try to say later on that no one warned you. Ignorant morons like you are the reason why the WHOLE world laughs at the US. Just look at this thread, idiot.

>>211778416
>There's always some conflict going on, our troops assisting with some mission, etc.
1. We had parades all the time during both World Wars and the last big one was right after the Gulf War when we were FAR more involved in various global conflicts than we are now.
2. Even then it's largely the Navy and Marines that are involved in overseas conflicts due to legal technicalities, not the army (with the exception of elite groups like the Green Berets and Rangers obviously); and
2. Trump held a better parade on a lower budget 5 years ago
>I would rather the military be training for their actual jobs than doing epic Indian/Paki style marches
Alright, then I guess we should just have no parades ever then. If that's what you're saying fine, but then don't act like this was a good parade by ANY metric.
>They don't want to be doing anything more complicating than maybe marching (or often just being on a float) and waving to the crowd.
They did this back in the Gulf War parade for Vietnam Veterans and they appreciated the recognition and attention, that's the fucking least they could do for them and GWOT vets (who are as if not more bitter now than the Vietnam Vets were back then).
And again larpers, heritage types, and historical re-enactors like I mentioned LOVE stuff like this, hell you could probably have them do it for free if you just gave them transportation.
I don't think you Egin types understand how damging this shit looks to the U.S internationally, and even more so when you do Zigger or Wumao-tier defenses for it everywhere online. It has the opposite effect you think it does.

>>211773380
if you REALLY want to die go and volunteer in ukraine, maybe we will even get to see you in one of those drone attack compilations.

china is laughing at you America like the rest of the world

>>211778416
>There's always some conflict going on, our troops assisting with some mission, etc.
1. We had parades all the time during both World Wars and the last big one was right after the Gulf War when we were FAR more involved in various global conflicts than we are now.
2. Even then it's largely the Navy and Marines that are involved in overseas conflicts due to legal technicalities, not the army (with the exception of elite groups like the Green Berets and Rangers obviously); and
3. Trump held a better parade on a lower budget 5 years ago
>I would rather the military be training for their actual jobs than doing epic Indian/Paki style marches
Alright, then I guess we should just have no parades then. If that's what you're saying fine, but then don't act like this was a good parade by ANY metric.
>They don't want to be doing anything more complicating than maybe marching (or often just being on a float) and waving to the crowd.
They did this back in the Gulf War parade for Vietnam Veterans and they appreciated the recognition and attention, that's the fucking least they could do for them and GWOT vets (who are as if not more bitter now than the Vietnam Vets were back then).
And again larpers, heritage types, and historical re-enactors like I mentioned LOVE stuff like this, hell you could probably have them do it for free if you just gave them transportation.
I don't think you Eglin types understand how damaging this shit looks to the U.S internationally, and even more so when you do Zigger or Wumao-tier defenses for it everywhere online. It has the opposite effect you think it does.

>>211778821
>there is not way
shamefur dispray...

yes haha funny still american military and tech are unmatched

Having seen the parade not too logn after the Russian Victory day parade, it was a pretty sad display

>>211778856
Has to be true otherwise you'd finally be done with us

>>211778856
running out of iron dome missles shlomo?

>>211778911
They still won't let us have any :(
>>211778795
>if you REALLY want to die go and volunteer in ukraine
If I were 5-10 years older with some operator experience I'd be there right now dead or alive, but doing so now as a youngfag neverserved God would look upon that as not merely a test but an elaborate suicide, and thus condemn me to hell.

>>211773969
what mountains

>>211779028
>what mountains
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatra_Mountains

>>211778994
are you jewish?
why do you try so hard to trick god, or are you some kind of pagan who believes in a god thats not omniscience?

Why are you talking about armies meanwhile Russia x Ukraine was basically drones x drones????

Surely you have to actively try for everyone to be so out of step? I'm not memeing, people naturally fall into step when they walk together.

>>211779062
>are you jewish?
No, traditional Catholic.
>why do you try so hard to trick god
I'm not trying to trick him at all (I'm not Jewish or Gnostic lol), I'm just trying to see if it's his will for me to live; and so I'll do so by doing what every man in the history of my family did from the Middle Ages up until the early 1960s by joining the military.

>>211769210 (OP)
appear weak when you are strong o algo

>>211772588
We just gotta keep doing this. Shills fucking hate it.

>>211771765
ur whore mom lol

>>211779085
Because we didn't even show off our cool new tacticool drones with formations or art or anything, we literally had one guy holding one walking down the street lol

>>211769566
Bodied that freak

>>211770740
>giga nigga is real
I kneel

>>211772014
What the fuck is this

>>211779028
in the case of podhale riflemen it's the tatra mountains

>>211773022
Jesus christ… why are we such a joke

>>211770740
Are these guys still alive or did Israel bomb them all already?

>>211771503
didn't know women were allowed in the legion

>>211779418
These guys are Algerian apparently, though it'd be hilarious to see giga nigga smash the puny IDF and tank a 3000 pound bomb.

>>211772253
>xhe was going to join the israeli auxiliary forces
yes you stupid fucking zoomer, we would

>>211772253
some of the best and the worst people I've met were in the military
I have no strong opinion about them because of that

you do you, don't let optics and anonymous retards sway you away, sign the shortest contract you can if you're still considering, imo

>>211779589
When I attempted to join the FFL last year one of the funniest guys I met was an Argie who thought joking about the Falklands (he called them Malvinas ofc) to the Nepalis and Gurkha rejects would be "sensitive" or "offensive". Me, a Dutchman, and a Swede then all laughed at him for thinking anyone else in the world other than Brits or Argies gave a shit about the islands.

America doesn't represent Protestantism. Britain was the heart of Protestantism. Masons wanted to get rid of its rigidity in Britain and corrupt it easily by blending with French revolutionary ideas. America's existence is an affront to God and will be dealt with thoroughly. Scotland and Northern Ireland have more genuine believers per capita than the USA.

>>211779753
yeah, there's so much propaganda and slogans around that war that lots of normies think it was a big deal, nobody's aware that less than 1000 people died, both sides combined
pretty forgettable war in the grand scheme

>>211779865
What's weird is that in the U.S it's the opposite; the Korean War was completely forgotten here until very recently despite being a full-scale conventional war against China that left 35k Americans KIA and millions of others dead, while we also fought a series of crazy colonial wars in the Philippines before WWI that nobody knows or have even heard about (even Flips have largely memoryholed anything that isn't related to Aguinaldo).

>>211771084
>>211778637
>I've got him on the phone right now...

>>211770366
test

>>211769566
blasted that blubber belly
based

>>211779837
Didn't Canada have an Orangeman PM?

>>211774865
why do people forget about primaries? We have every opportunity to put forward decent candidates, we just choose not to. Even voting “none of the above” in a primary can have a big effect, because (if it happens in large numbers) it signals to a potential challenger that they could find support. Imagine if Biden lost the democrat primary to “none of the above,” the party might seriously have reconsidered having him run. Likewise, imagine if Nikki Haley won the Republican primary.

Basically, we get what we vote for.

>>211773969
damn, i didn't know poland has mountains

>>211774488
Glad I'm not the only one that thought this lmao

>>211769991
Dystopic

>>211771157
I don't think so
Big ramy is massive

>>211771358
That's a country I can respect

>>211772014
Painful to watch

>>211772014
They all look like they shit themselves

>>211769566
Who said German humor was shit
>>211772014
Lmao and i thought Infian parades were the most shit parades to ever exist

>>211783089
>he thinks voting matters
>he thinks that primaries matter after what happened to Bernie in 2016 and 2020, Biden/Harris' potential challengers last year and what happened to all the Republican challengers last year
You'll grow up someday.

>>211783285
It's an Idiocracy dystopia too, not a cool one.

>>211778856
get khaybar'd yitzhak

>>211779753
>When I attempted to join the FFL
how it ended up?

>>211784887
I was there for two and a half weeks and didn't get in. I had a thread last year all about it and I have a ton of stories about it if you're interested.
I was surprised frankly at the lack of SEA in it, there were far more East Asians.

>>211772014
BRUTAL

>>211774970
KEEEEK

>>211772014
LMAO

>>211769210 (OP)
>>211772014
It was crazy how barely anybody attending the event.

>>211785709
LOOOOOL

>>211785709
KWAB

>>211785709
KWABOTY even

>>211785709
DESU It's not a major holiday and everybody was more focused on Father's Day and worried about the upcoming war with Iran to give a shit about this

>>211785825
why are you defending trump

>>211769341
Of course they are. America doesn’t have a military parade culture since US soldiers are highly trained professionals, not dancing monkeys

>>211785825
I mean, the No Kings protests broke the record for the MOST people participating in any protest.

>>211769566
sent that yank to the freak tank

>>211772014
holy shit bro

>>211769566
GCIH
Germans CAN into humour

>>211785841
I'm not, I'm just saying that most people didn't give a shit about the parade or even knew it was going on. As the Canadian anon here said >>211785855 it wasn't even the biggest domestic thing going on that weekend. It just got overshadowed by everything else (which is frankly lucky for him because the parade was a fucking humiliation ritual for the whole country even more than the protests were lol).

>>211769210 (OP)
zigger tier bullshit trumptards really are subhuman

>>211786060
>zigger tier bullshit
Say what you will about them, at least they can throw a damn fine parade celebrating an ACTUAL national day; all without having to plug crypto scams and mass surveillance contractors, and STILL have an overall shitty parade.

Why weren’t they in their dress uniforms?

>>211786141
Someone above said they'd have to pay for dress uniforms out of their own pocket and they're like $500 each

>>211786141
>Why weren’t they in their dress uniforms?
Grunts have to buy them seperately and they are at bare minimum $500 dollars to start with.
This country is a joke.

>>211786060
they should've just swallowed their pride and openly asked putin to send a march master or whatever to tutor them. der libtarden will now have endless ammo to tease the trumpenvolk

>>211786149
>they have to pay for it themselves

What the FUCK Is the US spending their $1,000,000,000,000+ yearly military budget on???

>>211786235
The military budget is just welfare for defense contractors. It's why our top of the line aircraft are so fragile and require 50 hours of maintenance for every hour flown.

It funny thirdies love to make fun of america until they pull off an operation desert shield/storm.

>>211786235
>$1,000,000,000,000+ yearly military budget on???
Most of it is maintenance (they pretty much only use contractors who gouge super hard because why not) and a chunk of it is gibs to other cunts. The rest is paychecks to soldiers/lifers (military pays like shit but they still pay very good for a military, privates about twice as much as Russia currently pays with all the raises they've given throughout the war).
As for training, they infamously skimp out on that (not that it matters anyway given the U.S hasn't fought a near-peer conventional war since Korea and even that's debatable), which results in a massive competence crisis (the past ten-15 years of woke shit compounds that problem as well).

>>211786338
That was over three decades ago. We just got our ass handed to us by the fucking HOUTHIS of all people after over a year of high-intensity air and naval campaigns just four years after we got our ass handed to us by the Taliban. Hell, you guys chased us out too, and that was when we were arguably at our height. In general we just fucking suck at long-term imperial wars compared to the French/British for a number of complicated reasons.

>>211786060
victory parade is kino unlike whatever that is

>>211783089
No republican challenger had any chance against Trump. He's the greatest Republican president to Republicans since Regan and a top 3 all time.

>>211786605
>a top 3 all time
He's only above Bush when it comes to Republicans and that's the default placement (though if he invades Iran and lets Palantir run wild he seriously has a shot at being worse than Bush).
>No republican challenger had any chance against Trump
DeSantis was on the verge of whipping his ass campaigning against him from his right flank until he flamed/chickened out.

>>211769566
You ‘aight German boy.

>>211786799
i'm not german, i'm bavarian

>>211786779
I said how Republicans rank him not you, and you really don't have a clue if you think he had a legit primary contenders. His only real real contender was Jeb in 2015 and after the Bush crew lost 85 million on him there was no one else.

>>211786864
>His only real real contender was Jeb in 2015
Lmao, I remember 2015/6 well (it was the first election I ever followed autistically) and his only real contenders were Kasich (old guard neolib/neocon) and Cruz (libertarian/tea party fag) given Jeb's campaign was a bloody abortion after the first two debates, the Jeb Merch lolfarm, and "Please Clap".
>you really don't have a clue if you think he had a legit primary contenders.
He was at his absolute lowest in late 2022 when he was virtually absent from the spotlight, apart from when he was caught hanging out with Kanye and Nick after the Alex Jones thing went down lol. DeSantis was seriously on the verge of eclipsing Trump until he made a series of blunders in early 2023 and Trump got indicted, which was when he shot through the roof and made his comeback.
>I said how Republicans rank him
Yeah and Republicans thought Bush was the best president ever in 2004 and Dems said the same about Biden in 2022, who gives a shit it's all recency bias.

>>211786811
>i'm bavarian
I've benn into too many German threads to know that when somebody says they're "Bavarian" they're usually Franconian or Swabian.

>>211772014
5/5 breddy good :DD

americans are so car dependent they ve forgotten how to walk

>>211787414
CRiNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>211787441
will you HELLOOO?? this thread too?

>>211787520
will you pinhole this thread too?

>>211787529
>pinhole phimosis
How do you fuck with that?

>>211773969
man, capes are so cool

>>211787615
you don't. his only hope is to transition ASAP

>>211787615
You don't, the only option is circumcision which is a dire fate for a non-american

>>211787633
>his only hope is to transition ASAP
Sad
>>211787688
>the only option is circumcision
So you can't just get some cortisol and do some stretches like with the other kind? That's awful, hell given he's Greek he'll basically be Israeli afterwards.

>>211787615
>>211787633
>>211787688
3rd graders discovering the penis pictures in the biology book

Chat is this real or ai legit asking

>>211787829
OH NONONONONOOOOOOOOO

Trooping the colour was held the same day and was far more impressive.

>>211787829
It's AI, because
1. It was an army, not navy parade and
2. those are incorrect South Vietnam flags and
3. no American military parade would ever use Sotuh Vietnam flags unless it was a Vietnam War-related parade that also honored ARVN bros (which are rare and only in areas with a lot of ex-ARVN like California, Texas, Washington, Minnesota, or Virginia).

>>211771194
This imagine really drags me back to some imagination about Roman

>>211769991
Thats what true capitalism looks like eurocvcks won't understand

>>211769210 (OP)
>>211769991
>>211772014
wtf? if i was an american i would be fucking disgusted by this.

>>211769991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYFbXJKJ8U

>>211769364
Kek

>>211769566
Put that fuck six meters underground

>>211770740
>Scripting and choreography by Vince McMahon

>>211788588
LOL

>>211772014

>>211788787
Nigga looks like Jim Carrey

>>211788787
This thread makes me so happy, it's such a big relief to know my country isn't the only one with an embarrassing army

>>211788985
>my country isn't the only one with an embarrassing army
Peace dividend is a bitch, not just in Europe.
Hell when you look at shit like these threads militaries like the IDF, AFU, Iran, Myanmar rebels, or Russia look like the paragons of military expertise and mastery in comparison.

>>211789188
Tell me about your script ideas

>>211769533
Really if you knew how did some of them behave, it's like they had watched a video portraying balcony-jumping bongs and thought "Vgh, muh ancestors".

>>211769566
You're getting better at this by the minute, you are starting to scare me

>>211789856
I have always been amazing at this. how do i do it?

>>211769991
Paul Verhoeven nailed it on the first RoboCop movie.

>>211789207
[spoiler] A Taxi Driver meets Youth In Revolt film about a 21 y/o ripped neo-nazi blackcel raised by a single White father who adopted him. The Dad is an incredibly nice, patient, and loving father who is a decorated army vet that fought in both Iraq Wars and Afghanistan but lost his wife in a car accident, which resulted in him adopting a son to focus all his love and attention on him given his wife could never conceive. They live in a shitty suburb of Phoenix and the son is a wagecuck working at a movie theater despite having a degree because he's a doomer, where he has a friendship with a cute poorfag white girl there. He wants to fuck her and/or her friends, but he also deeply hates her and her friend's hypergamy to the near-point of violence because he also ultimately wants marriage above all else, so it's really conflicting for him, and his longstanding porn addiction doesn't help. He eventually starts going on killing sprees at night, attacking people and groups he sees as responsible for his generation's predicament quietly; particularly going after loose women, fags, gangsters, etc. The Dad notices something is off about him, but isn't really capable of understanding what he's going through and he doesn't communicate, so there's this weird tension that builds up between them. Eventually, he loses his shit after all his attempts to get a GF through his girl friend inadvertently result in him getting all his co-workers GFs except him; so he goes on a crazy rampage where he curb-stomps his girl friend, and then goes and attacks a gay bar known for being a grooming/trafficking hub where he kills everyone inside. After his Dad hears about the news, he gears up and goes after his son with the intent to kill him, where they have a firefight as the son tearfully explains what's going on while the Dad doesn't get any of it. [/spoiler]

>>211770212
You could do much better, it's just not Drumpf's taste.
https://youtu.be/mBzeoFv85iU?si=-gljSdO1opC74R7l

>>211789207
A Taxi Driver meets Youth In Revolt film about a 21 y/o ripped neo-nazi blackcel raised by a single White father who adopted him. The Dad is an incredibly nice, patient, and loving father who is a decorated army vet that fought in both Iraq Wars and Afghanistan but lost his wife in a car accident, which resulted in him adopting a son to focus all his love and attention on him given his wife could never conceive. They live in a shitty suburb of Phoenix and the son is a wagecuck working at a movie theater despite having a degree because he's a doomer, where he has a close friendship with a qt poorfag white girl. He wants to fuck her and/or her friends, but he also deeply hates her and her friend's hypergamy to the near-point of violence because he also ultimately wants marriage above all else, so it's really conflicting for him, and his longstanding porn addiction doesn't help. He eventually starts going on killing sprees at night, attacking people and groups he sees as responsible for his generation's predicament quietly; particularly going after loose women, fags, gangsters, etc. The Dad notices something is off about him, but isn't really capable of understanding what he's going through and he doesn't communicate, so there's this weird tension that builds up between them. Eventually, he loses his shit after all his attempts to get a GF through his girl friend inadvertently result in him getting all his co-workers GFs except him; so he goes on a crazy rampage where he curb-stomps his girl friend, and then goes and attacks a gay bar known for being a grooming/trafficking hub where he kills everyone inside. After his Dad hears about the news, he gears up and goes after his son with the intent to kill him, where they have a firefight as the son tearfully explains what's going on while the Dad doesn't get any of it. Eventually, the Dad kills the son, and while he's mourning him the police arrive and shoot him dead, i.e a double suicide play.

Anyone who cares about something like this is a subhuman bread and circus consuming Plato's cave inhabitant

Horrendous thread of course made by a pole

>>211790120
I'd title it Harassment Architecture in reference to the megaschizo /b/-tier book of the same name that loosely inspired it, and my dream is that the Dad could be played by Ralph Macchio while the White girl is played by Emma Myers.
Apart from some other book adaptations I'm also working on, I'd love to do an epic, sweeping, stylized biopic in the style of Patton or The Wind Rises about the early life, rise, and fall of William Westmoreland, the U.S general who commanded U.S troops in Vietnam for the first half of the war.
And of course given I'm a Scot I'd love to do a proper epic adaptation of Blind Harry's The Wallace in the style of a Kurosawa film as a bucket list thing.

>>211773380
Take your time thinking about it, there are many people that finish their service with knowledge applicable to skilled jobs (just in case you cannot attend at the university later)

>>211790496
>(just in case you cannot attend at the university later
I already have an associate's degree and a good enough GPA to get into most schools

>>211790120
>>211790230
nice!

>>211788258
I've watched it again this year, it turned from a cautionary tale into a documentary.