Thread 211775040

You wake up in post industrial northern england. What do you do?

kms

>>211775040 (OP)
Get me some proper Bri'ish scran

I join a post-punk band

>>211775098
You're genuinely brown if you wouldn't devour any of these

>>211775040 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRD0-GxqHVo
get some speakers, subs put it in a wheelbarrow and bang this tune in the street
do i need a license for that?

>>211775714
Uh and if I'd eat only 3 out of 6, does that make me half-white?

>>211775040 (OP)
go on the dole and shoot up heroin

>>211775040 (OP)
yearn for pre-industrial England?

>>211775098
Chips and beans for me

>>211775040 (OP)
pint at the pub

>>211776272
Rebel. Good save.

>>211775040 (OP)
call my boss that I'll miss the weekly meeting and go find the fastest flight home

every single one of you would actually do this IRL too, buncha posers

>>211775040 (OP)
Do they have a US rust belt vibe?

Like is there' places where what was houses has turned into urban grassland?

>>211776618
Not really houses emptied out, but lots of abandoned industrial sites that are just wasteland now

>>211775040 (OP)
get a pint, see what's up, shag some fat birds, maybe get a headstart on technical death metal

>>211775040 (OP)
Get the train back to London.

>>211776513
Not much going down here... definitely not enough to rush back to work.

>>211775040 (OP)
first off, roll out my magic carpet and bang my head on the floor in the direction of mecca. then head to the bathroom for a cheeky shite, clean my arse with the plastic bucket of water next to my toilet, pop on me white robe and little cylindrical hat, then head on down to jobcentre+ to pick up my dole check.

>>211776709
I see. In these cities in USA they've been making an effort to demo those houses.

By the way, whenever you see someone claim "there are more empty homes than homeless people" these are the homes they are referring to.

>>211776774
I thought that was berlin for a second lol.

just insane what we did to our countries.

>>211775779
good question

>>211775779
cheesy chips after a night out is the patrician choice

I wake up in post-industrial Northern England every fucking day

It's nice

>>211777116
I feel I'd drink and smoke a lot more there, but I'd probably enjoy myself. I don't get to do that a whole lot here.

>>211776774
>>211776937
IS THAT LE HECKIN KEBABSLOP IN MY COUNTREYINOOOOO???

>>211777737
I wish we had cheap kebab shops in USA.

I got a gyro from the place around the corner from me and it costs like $11, and it simply doesn't compare to the kebabs in Germany. Meat is probably better than the kebab meat, but it still just isn't as good for some reason.

>>211777915
Less chopped up murdered teens in yours

VGH

>>211775098
propa scran
'ave a sit down infront of the chip shop and 'and me a 2l bottle of irn bru and 'im in 7th heaven

>>211778086
>>211777116
souley moley!

>>211775040 (OP)
I know some English so I would try to do odd jobs to get money to go back home. I don't think there is Russian consulate in England any more, right? Since I'm not citizen or even resident I probably have no chance at getting job of my profession either

How many Ahmeds and Ngumbus live there

>>211775040 (OP)
England has back-to-backs, France has corons

>>211778155
Something ain't right there

>>211778349
Kurdish barbers? Neat. They're all Ghanian, Ethiopian, and Haitian here.

>>211775040 (OP)
spaff all over some baps and drink a warm pint

>>211776709
>>211776774
>>211777116
>>211778086
is it safe to say that Thatcher did to Britain the same way Reagan did to the States?
shit's fucked up

>>211778349
clearly a front for money laundering
those places never seem to close eh? they just stay open for 5-10 years

>>211778390
If your poor northern shithole has 100 barbershops per square mile, it's time to ask some questions

>>211778349
part and parcel

>>211778519
Like "Why don't you immigrants try starting up dispensaries instead?"

>>211778691
Do jeets in Canada run all the gas stations and hotels like they do here?

>>211778434
>is it safe to say that Thatcher did to Britain the same way Reagan did to the States?
People on the left usually blame Thatcher, while people on the right blame New Labour for putting us on a trajectory that led to the most recent chapter of Britain's decline.

>>211778789
They don't always run them, but they definitely staff them. Even they've started to realize that a 100% jeet staff will run any business into the ground.

>>211778888
Grim cheap hotels here for government housing and Mexican contractors will usually have jeet staffers, but higher end hotels will have white people staffing them with an Indian manager the guests never see, and the chain is usually owned by an Indian corporation that the jeet who founded just named after himself

>>211778792
>ur fault!
>no u!
wait a minute, i've seen this before

>>211775040 (OP)
Go to school, then get fit, Uni, Army.

>>211777737
money laundry for criminal activities

>>211778932
My new job has a jeet VP (from England), and the whole company has a really friendly working relationship / say things to each other that would get people fired and blacklisted pretty much anywhere else I've worked.
Indy (Inderpreet, the JVP) pulled me aside last week on my way past his office and said
>"I just want you to know: a dozen Indians quit over my choice to hire you."
>"The fuck? Why?"
>"They wanted their sons and neices and neighbour's cousin's husband's bartender's kids hired."
>"... How is it being a traitor to your race?"
>"Pretty easy considering you do higher quality work faster than all six of them put together. I sent them your demo reel when they gave me their notice, and none of them showed up the next day."
"Well shit... Now I know how my ancestors felt"
"Powerful? Righteous? Fuck them and the magic carpets they rode in here on. I gotta take a call at five, but if you can stick around tonight we should grab a pint and drink to their demise after."
>"Holy fuck Indy... One for our dead homies and one for that line. Did you just say that? I'm gonna go burn through this project so I'm good to show up hungover tomorrow."

>>211775040 (OP)
i would be terrified to be a yank. i would want to delete my accent

>>211779794
This sounds like cringe marvel quipping shit, so I'm gonna say this didn't happen

>>211780025
Is having a pint with your boss verboten over there?

>>211778390
they open them for money laundering moron

>>211780784
They don't even bother learning how to cut hair? At least the criminals here try to cover their tracks.

I bomb the royal family

>>211780800
It worked out great for Guy Fawkes. I highly recommend it.

>>211779092
thatcher/reagan and clinton/blair are near-perfect analogues of one another

>>211775098
>Chips & gravy
>Not superchip

Go to Greggs and beat up a paki

>>211775040 (OP)
Well, I always wanted to follow in the footsteps of Scorn and Godflesh.

>>211775098
>tfw no chips and beenz

>>211782666
Never mind I looked this up and superchips only exist in Northern Ireland and Glasgow apparently.

Organize a football club association.

Profit with the tickets.