Thread 211775040 - /int/ [Archived: 985 hours ago]

Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 10:33:01 PM No.211775040
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You wake up in post industrial northern england. What do you do?
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 10:34:13 PM No.211775072
kms
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 10:35:00 PM No.211775098
british chips
british chips
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>>211775040 (OP)
Get me some proper Bri'ish scran
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Polish Southron Poland
6/15/2025, 10:36:19 PM No.211775140
I join a post-punk band
Anonymous Australia
6/15/2025, 10:54:53 PM No.211775714
>>211775098
You're genuinely brown if you wouldn't devour any of these
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Anonymous Brazil
6/15/2025, 10:56:36 PM No.211775775
>>211775040 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRD0-GxqHVo
get some speakers, subs put it in a wheelbarrow and bang this tune in the street
do i need a license for that?
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 10:56:48 PM No.211775779
>>211775714
Uh and if I'd eat only 3 out of 6, does that make me half-white?
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 11:09:30 PM No.211776145
>>211775040 (OP)
go on the dole and shoot up heroin
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 11:12:11 PM No.211776234
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>>211775040 (OP)
yearn for pre-industrial England?
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 11:13:08 PM No.211776255
>>211775098
Chips and beans for me
Anonymous Norway
6/15/2025, 11:13:42 PM No.211776272
>>211775040 (OP)
pint at the pub
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Anonymous Egypt
6/15/2025, 11:16:18 PM No.211776339
>>211776272
Rebel. Good save.
Anonymous Latvia
6/15/2025, 11:22:55 PM No.211776513
>>211775040 (OP)
call my boss that I'll miss the weekly meeting and go find the fastest flight home

every single one of you would actually do this IRL too, buncha posers
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Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 11:26:31 PM No.211776618
>>211775040 (OP)
Do they have a US rust belt vibe?

Like is there' places where what was houses has turned into urban grassland?
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 11:29:10 PM No.211776709
wasteland-in-the-greenbank-area-of-blackburn-lancashire-with-imperial-BEBY4E
>>211776618
Not really houses emptied out, but lots of abandoned industrial sites that are just wasteland now
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Anonymous Canada
6/15/2025, 11:30:44 PM No.211776764
>>211775040 (OP)
get a pint, see what's up, shag some fat birds, maybe get a headstart on technical death metal
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 11:30:56 PM No.211776774
bongpunk 16
bongpunk 16
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>>211775040 (OP)
Get the train back to London.
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Anonymous Canada
6/15/2025, 11:31:49 PM No.211776802
>>211776513
Not much going down here... definitely not enough to rush back to work.
Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 11:33:33 PM No.211776854
>>211775040 (OP)
first off, roll out my magic carpet and bang my head on the floor in the direction of mecca. then head to the bathroom for a cheeky shite, clean my arse with the plastic bucket of water next to my toilet, pop on me white robe and little cylindrical hat, then head on down to jobcentre+ to pick up my dole check.
Anonymous United States
6/15/2025, 11:34:34 PM No.211776880
youngstown
youngstown
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>>211776709
I see. In these cities in USA they've been making an effort to demo those houses.

By the way, whenever you see someone claim "there are more empty homes than homeless people" these are the homes they are referring to.
Anonymous Germany
6/15/2025, 11:36:23 PM No.211776937
>>211776774
I thought that was berlin for a second lol.

just insane what we did to our countries.
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Anonymous Australia
6/15/2025, 11:39:39 PM No.211777038
>>211775779
good question
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 11:40:42 PM No.211777072
>>211775779
cheesy chips after a night out is the patrician choice
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/15/2025, 11:41:58 PM No.211777116
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I wake up in post-industrial Northern England every fucking day

It's nice
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Anonymous Canada
6/15/2025, 11:44:11 PM No.211777191
>>211777116
I feel I'd drink and smoke a lot more there, but I'd probably enjoy myself. I don't get to do that a whole lot here.
Anonymous Germany
6/16/2025, 12:01:41 AM No.211777737
>>211776774
>>211776937
IS THAT LE HECKIN KEBABSLOP IN MY COUNTREYINOOOOO???
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:06:37 AM No.211777915
>>211777737
I wish we had cheap kebab shops in USA.

I got a gyro from the place around the corner from me and it costs like $11, and it simply doesn't compare to the kebabs in Germany. Meat is probably better than the kebab meat, but it still just isn't as good for some reason.
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 12:09:40 AM No.211778010
>>211777915
Less chopped up murdered teens in yours
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 12:11:58 AM No.211778086
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43c27427-db12-4249-ab0b-d258140c4ab7-e1554887671566
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VGH
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Anonymous Malaysia
6/16/2025, 12:13:30 AM No.211778117
>>211775098
propa scran
'ave a sit down infront of the chip shop and 'and me a 2l bottle of irn bru and 'im in 7th heaven
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:13:40 AM No.211778123
>>211778086
>>211777116
souley moley!
Anonymous Russian Federation
6/16/2025, 12:14:33 AM No.211778149
>>211775040 (OP)
I know some English so I would try to do odd jobs to get money to go back home. I don't think there is Russian consulate in England any more, right? Since I'm not citizen or even resident I probably have no chance at getting job of my profession either
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:14:45 AM No.211778155
yookay4
yookay4
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How many Ahmeds and Ngumbus live there
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Anonymous France
6/16/2025, 12:15:42 AM No.211778176
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>>211775040 (OP)
England has back-to-backs, France has corons
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 12:21:54 AM No.211778349
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>>211778155
Something ain't right there
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Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 12:23:25 AM No.211778390
>>211778349
Kurdish barbers? Neat. They're all Ghanian, Ethiopian, and Haitian here.
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:23:46 AM No.211778400
>>211775040 (OP)
spaff all over some baps and drink a warm pint
Anonymous Malaysia
6/16/2025, 12:25:14 AM No.211778434
>>211776709
>>211776774
>>211777116
>>211778086
is it safe to say that Thatcher did to Britain the same way Reagan did to the States?
shit's fucked up

>>211778349
clearly a front for money laundering
those places never seem to close eh? they just stay open for 5-10 years
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 12:28:49 AM No.211778519
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>>211778390
If your poor northern shithole has 100 barbershops per square mile, it's time to ask some questions
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:30:06 AM No.211778553
yookayNHS
yookayNHS
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>>211778349
part and parcel
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 12:35:49 AM No.211778691
>>211778519
Like "Why don't you immigrants try starting up dispensaries instead?"
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:40:35 AM No.211778789
>>211778691
Do jeets in Canada run all the gas stations and hotels like they do here?
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 12:40:40 AM No.211778792
bongpunk 12
bongpunk 12
md5: c8a87e38b6159c7093dc9bd41ff97cd9๐Ÿ”
>>211778434
>is it safe to say that Thatcher did to Britain the same way Reagan did to the States?
People on the left usually blame Thatcher, while people on the right blame New Labour for putting us on a trajectory that led to the most recent chapter of Britain's decline.
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Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 12:44:57 AM No.211778888
>>211778789
They don't always run them, but they definitely staff them. Even they've started to realize that a 100% jeet staff will run any business into the ground.
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 12:47:14 AM No.211778932
>>211778888
Grim cheap hotels here for government housing and Mexican contractors will usually have jeet staffers, but higher end hotels will have white people staffing them with an Indian manager the guests never see, and the chain is usually owned by an Indian corporation that the jeet who founded just named after himself
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Anonymous Malaysia
6/16/2025, 12:54:47 AM No.211779092
>>211778792
>ur fault!
>no u!
wait a minute, i've seen this before
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 1:13:07 AM No.211779560
>>211775040 (OP)
Go to school, then get fit, Uni, Army.
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 1:15:05 AM No.211779605
>>211777737
money laundry for criminal activities
Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 1:24:24 AM No.211779794
>>211778932
My new job has a jeet VP (from England), and the whole company has a really friendly working relationship / say things to each other that would get people fired and blacklisted pretty much anywhere else I've worked.
Indy (Inderpreet, the JVP) pulled me aside last week on my way past his office and said
>"I just want you to know: a dozen Indians quit over my choice to hire you."
>"The fuck? Why?"
>"They wanted their sons and neices and neighbour's cousin's husband's bartender's kids hired."
>"... How is it being a traitor to your race?"
>"Pretty easy considering you do higher quality work faster than all six of them put together. I sent them your demo reel when they gave me their notice, and none of them showed up the next day."
"Well shit... Now I know how my ancestors felt"
"Powerful? Righteous? Fuck them and the magic carpets they rode in here on. I gotta take a call at five, but if you can stick around tonight we should grab a pint and drink to their demise after."
>"Holy fuck Indy... One for our dead homies and one for that line. Did you just say that? I'm gonna go burn through this project so I'm good to show up hungover tomorrow."
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 1:24:44 AM No.211779799
>>211775040 (OP)
i would be terrified to be a yank. i would want to delete my accent
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 1:36:35 AM No.211780025
>>211779794
This sounds like cringe marvel quipping shit, so I'm gonna say this didn't happen
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Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 2:19:35 AM No.211780757
>>211780025
Is having a pint with your boss verboten over there?
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 2:21:09 AM No.211780784
>>211778390
they open them for money laundering moron
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Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 2:21:55 AM No.211780790
>>211780784
They don't even bother learning how to cut hair? At least the criminals here try to cover their tracks.
Anonymous South Korea
6/16/2025, 2:22:20 AM No.211780800
I bomb the royal family
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Anonymous Canada
6/16/2025, 2:28:54 AM No.211780917
>>211780800
It worked out great for Guy Fawkes. I highly recommend it.
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 3:51:56 AM No.211782394
>>211779092
thatcher/reagan and clinton/blair are near-perfect analogues of one another
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 4:07:34 AM No.211782666
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>>211775098
>Chips & gravy
>Not superchip
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Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 4:09:48 AM No.211782696
Go to Greggs and beat up a paki
Anonymous United States
6/16/2025, 4:10:13 AM No.211782702
>>211775040 (OP)
Well, I always wanted to follow in the footsteps of Scorn and Godflesh.
Anonymous France
6/16/2025, 4:11:33 AM No.211782723
HD-wallpaper-sad-pepe-funny
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>>211775098
>tfw no chips and beenz
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/16/2025, 4:11:57 AM No.211782731
>>211782666
Never mind I looked this up and superchips only exist in Northern Ireland and Glasgow apparently.
Anonymous Brazil
6/16/2025, 4:15:23 AM No.211782796
fluzao
fluzao
md5: 6b94617243851c0e6af29a4c9f625e18๐Ÿ”
Organize a football club association.

Profit with the tickets.