Thread 211775076

Arms of Mosley edition

Sir Two Hopes

sir osward mousey

Me? Severe back pain after hurting my bad, screaming for days. Got a bit better, not bed ridden with flu vomiting my guts. Having a fucking terrible week.

Had a good weekend then?

>>211775137
ok thanks u? x

>>211775137
non really

>>211775137
yeah mate was class, had sex this morning

>>211775152
Busy one, mate, yeah. Fair bit of driving, odd jobs and that.

>>211775137
Did absolutely fuck all except some exercise

This is the best Soccer Aid of the year

Mumberg having to clean toilet berg with vomit all over and tend to my like a nurse. Couldn't imagine doing this if I lived alone. I'd probably, unironically, have killed myself by now.

>Groom dies in e-scooter crash just 48 hours before wedding
>Scott Catton collided with a car door which opened as he rode along the street days before he was due to tie the knot

toil in 11 hours, ain't right

>>211775137
yes

>>211775137
i masturbated 6 times

>>211775199
pretty sure you're not the groom until the day of the wedding

>>211775199
Working class issues.

never had a massage, i'm afraid they might just start wanking me off

>>211775137
Yes I shagged a girl yesterday and im going to shag her again later today

reminder to join a hiking club

I attended secondary from 2015-2021
They taught us about MLK, Native Americans and in our 5th year socials classes on the US-Mexico mass immigration debacle (the mexicans were always the good guys just looking for le better life but the evil fascist yanks wouldn’t let them in)

This was in Scotland btw. They absolutely are pushing loads of intersectionality identity politics Yank shite in schools. I don’t think after about 12 or 13 I learned anything on British history. “History” itself was entirely consumed by the World Wars and the Holocaust.

>>211775200
Havent toiled in approaching 3 years.

>>211775244
Me back left

>>211775199
mental how these headlines always blame the rider and not the dumb cunt who can't look before opening their door

>>211775244
crazy i could well be fit one in a group like this. a LOT to think about

>>211775260
I kneel

>>211775250
i graduated from uni in 2010 lmao

>>211775261
so this is rorke

>>211775250
Jews are responsible for this

>>211775244
Prefer to incelwalk alone desu

>>211775199
based
4 wheels or fuck off

>>211775271
1200 bong on bennies living at home with parentbergs. It'd be a good life if I wasn't severely mentally ill.

>>211775297
um?

>>211775297
No ponies.

>>211775250
Had a similar thing but was around 2010-2015, mental to think we were taught about how the yanks treated slaves but not how they actually got there or why even they spoke English since the colonial period wasn't covered at all

>>211775308
>It'd be a good life if I wasn't severely mentally ill.
you just want a good slap and told to sharpen up, if we're honest.

Fucks sake.
I’m 21.
400 quid in the overdraft
1000 limit
Get paid 1800 a month
I’m such a mong

>>211775308
this nigga's mum is minutes away from coming into his room and telling him to keep it down for the night

>>211775308
mad how i work 37.5 hours a week paying almost £1000 a month in tax and national insurance which still isn't enough to subsidise just ONE lazy scrounger
out of MILLIONS
get a job
parasite

>>211775263
no one looks for bikers when they're opening their car door

>>211775308
mental illness isn't real fucking grow up

Sat on my big fat white arse all day today

hahahahahaha

>>211775387
https://youtu.be/LUaTjeC8PG4

>>211775399
um

just bollocked a woman's fanner

I find it funny that brits call us zogbots when literally their entire society, even the "far right" in their country are staunch zionists and proudly state it. The only ones calling for peace in the Israeli conflict are the paki MPs lmao
Imagine..

>>211775332
>mumberg does weekly room audits so I don't fester and leave my butt plugs and dillies everywhere
>they control my finances
>haven't socialised in probably 3 years
>banned from drink, only allowed tobacco
If it wasn't for them I'd unironically be dead or a dying drug addict on the street. I didn't choose this. I had a lot of prosperity once.

>>211775191
this is what leftypol wants

>>211775427
you need to fucking straighten up
would love to deliver the slap on you as well, how about you slap yourself from me?

>>211775425
yanks talking about themselves again, kindly bore off

>>211775427
stop making excuses
take some responsibility for once in your life and get a job like the rest of us

>>211775425
Mate....

Seems to have riled the resident wagies. Toil in 10 :^]. Cozy (not so cozy) for me :).

>>211775427
have you considered dignitas

Rorke NEETS that use politics as their justification are the worst

Why would I work for a country that hates me? That’s why I’m not going to become independent and skilled and capable, but rather become a dependent on the state teat!

UMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>211775350
>get a job
why? so we can fund foreigners?
the sooner the government runs out of money, the better.

>>211775425
The pakis only want peace so hamas and the like can get back to killing jews

>>211775427
What's wrong lad? x

>>211775466
>>211775452
Everyone in our country is wise to the Zionist influence, its spreading like a bioweapon on X. Meanwhile the Brits are wholeheartedly pledging their blood to Israel. Even Tommy Robinson lmao

>>211775427
this nigga like 35 saying all this

The fucking lads

>>211775504
>>211775511

Toil is really just like school
I actually think school was more stressful with fuckin homework and constant tests and all that bollocks

Wish I had had a big yank friend to cuddle.

>>211775395
>>211775425
>>211775523
*beep* *beep* *beep*
No British culture found...
*beep*

Scottish schools don't actually teach why people speak English in Scotland despite it being weird since every other nation in Europe outside of Ireland speaks their own language

>>211775537
flying

>>211775504
>>211775537
enjoy having your money stolen and given to Abdul while your government replaces you in your native homeland.
absolute slave mentality

fingered mica from magdalena bay in the disabled loo at swx bristol

>>211775523
The US and UK are equally controlled by jews
To my knowledge the UK doesnt have anti BDS laws and their pro Palestine protests weren't broken up by militarized police like here in the US
we are both jew slaves and saying one is more or less than the other is just stupid.

so if you don't control your finances your parents must know that you buy sex toys. grim

>>211775585
they steal a grand a month from me to pay for your cozy lifestyle but i've still got over £100k in the bank and a rental property bringing in passive income xx

>Israel reports Iran hacked their military
>This picture coincidentally appears online

>>211775590
nice one mate saw her yesterday at lido thought she was cute

>>211775076 (OP)
>Arms of Molsey
Ugly

everyone on benefits should be executed

eat that OFCOM

What did they think nuclear disarmament meant? Vibes? Essays?

>>211775557
haha

got molested at ruislip lido when i was 6

>>211775624
Too bad you're ugly.

It looms lads, it looms, someone post the get a clue pasta, feel like I need it

>>211775628
you have to be unimaginably stupid to fall for this

How can Iran not build a nuke when the Yanks could do it in the 1940s with analogue technology?

>>211775645
IQ tests for migrants

>>211775648
america should just give israel those bunker busters so they can finish the job and end the conflict. escalate to deescalate

Racist chudcel freak stopping about

might have to put rent up again
well i dont have to but i can and will

>>211775624
I hope the economy crashes and takes out all your savings.
I hope the housing market crashes and ruins your property value.

might take the plunge and type 'downs syndrome porn' into google

>>211775628
Way too many zhids for them to nuke NY

>>211775672
they dont have GPT 4.0

Why are jews such nutcases?

shagged rorkes mum in the waitrose bogs

>>211775679
They need to be launched from B2 bombers, which Israel doesn’t have

Dying from a disease no whiteman can cure

Isaiah 55 is a call to all who are thirsty and hungry to come to God for nourishment, offering abundant blessings.

>>211775672
nuke material doesn't grow on trees and nuclear tessting isn't exactly inconspicuous

Everyone should have nukes

>>211775679
They can't penetrate deep enough, the IAEA head said the facilities are incredibly deep underground.

high jewish IQ is a myth

Iran just attacked the Israeli embassy blacked raw studios

It's over

Who's Trump's top guy currently? His go-to guy?

>>211775766
please tell me Jia Lissa made it out alive

>>211775787
me

>>211775787
me

I wonder what Antony Worral Thompson has to say. Ainsley Harriot?

>>211775755
corrrrrr who is this cute little spacker

>>211775702
Feels like there would be laws to stop that desu, bit like how here some woman was a dominatrix but she had retard level IQ so her mum got the courts to stop her, argued her clients were taking advantage of her etc

>>211775787
Jews

>>211775694
more tranny onlyfans subscriptions on the cards, get in

>>211775787
putin

>>211775787
Rorke

Bit of a social hub is he? The big man on campus, the go-to guy?

>>211775787
emmet

love seeing muslims get bombed

>>211775804
I make my own law

>>211775799
Where's Ja?

reports coming in of the 'cronem' that are squatting in the gherkin have been receiving shipments of weapons grade uranium. Timmy is reporting live

>>211775799
What percentage of their weapons does the UK even send?
Regardless they won't, Yemen is (was?) getting bombed to hell with half the population starving and it didn't stop us selling to the Saudis

mad how yanks hate jews so much they'll defend the death to america country's right to have nuclear weapons

>>211775811
abstaining from that for 3-6 months
need to provide mortgage advisor with recent bank statements as proof of funds

>>211775743
Why can’t they just buy some off the Russians or Chinkies?

>>211775244
Hiking and scrambling are class

stinky niggercoils from my arsepipe

>>211775886
That would be a seriously bad oopsie woopsie fucky wucky we all burn to death in glowing mucky UwU

sucking and fucking x

Imagine unironically living in Donedon quite hilarious when you think about it

>>211775886
nuclear proliferation hurts everyone that already has nukes
it's always a liability

Mental how retarded this guy was
Accidentally set in motion the end of Hezbollah in Lebanon, the Ba’ath Party in Syria, the restoration of the Palahvi dynasty in Iran, the eventual destruction of the Houthis, peace in the Middle East as the other countries now accept Israel and the one thing he wanted, a Palestinian state, will now never happen.

He has to have been a Jewish plant

>>211775910
You really think Yanks have the balls or competency to invade? Look at how Iraq went.

Israel finding out what happens when you chat shit right now

Always wondered why japs drew poo as little soft serve piles instead of snakes
But just did a big morning shit after eating sushi yesterday for lunch and now I get it

your mother your mum said she'll call you back in 5 minutes when she finishes sucking on me dick eh mummy said so mummy loves you she said she'll be home soon when she finishes sucking me dick mate

>>211775888
where's that

nuclear tipped clickums etc. err katy head of energy uhm gold card gherkin ballistic missile convention mmmmmmm

>>211775927
This guy
IRGC is over as of this evening

>>211775947
how and why do you know what jap poo looks like

powerful

Inbetweeners. Funny

did ben nevis and it wasn't difficult

so i'm going for K2 next

>Iran and Israel exchanging a few missiles but only at night
Yawn
Literally a nothing burger
Nothing ever happens

>>211775976
Anime

>>211775886
The guy who built the Pakistani nukes offered his services to Iran in the 80s and the ayatollah khomeni said that nuclear weapons were unislamic

what's a good amount of time to have sex for

>>211775996
v weird

>>211775954
Sharp Edge of Blencathra in the Lake District

>>211775981
yanks have always been shit at parades

>>211775967
>British culture

>>211775628
Wow it’s in Hebrew as well defo must be real whoaaaa

>>211776020
a good 2 hours

>>211776020
yeah

>>211775867
Yes
Iran needs a nuke now and they need to use it on israel

It's no coincidence that all the leadership figures in Iran are quite light skinned, many having blue grey eyes or fair hair even.

Israel is trying to kill their Aryan leadership to reduce Iranians to slaves under the boot of the jew.

>>211776020
4 minutes

>>211776058
+1

Liberias quite interesting

>>211775931
Its not 2003 anymore, War aint about boots on the ground, we would just crater their country with drones and bombs. But it we DO intervene you can bet your ass that China would take advantage of the situation and it would probably draw in Pakistan and the Taliban/Afghanistan as well.
Its a trap and we're not falling for it again.

Radfemhitler, so fit and beautiful

I say a small prayer for the people of Gaza every day. May they live with some peace and happiness again soon.

10pm and not even dark yet state of it global warming for you

>>211776092
nigga think he in the opening to MGS4

Okay this is awsome

>>211776125
The Jews have been too preoccupied with all this Iran craic to turn the sun off

Too poor to enrich my uranium

ah the /brit/ military and geopolitical experts are on
hello mates I too am also a general in the milotary and I specialise in nuclear engineering

Gay porn. Funny

Iran....irans so far awaaaaayyyy

ISRAELI INVASION CONFIRMED

Holy based

>>211775987
go slap mallory's bum for me while youre up there x

>>211776078
What do you do for the last 2 minutes?

>>211776061
show me these white iranians

Crush just posted an arse pic on her story omds

>>211776245
cry and apologise

>>211775130
GOD I WISH I WERE A HOT WOMAN

glue's coming back

>>211776254
This guy looked like a Scythian.

>>211776207
Sieg Heil

>>211776165
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now, I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you

>>211776267
um?

>>211776293
>>211776296
>mistaking grey hair for fair hair
anons....

went for a walk
guess that city

vgh....pvre aryan

stop using dating apps

Wars that don't involve direct troop-to-troop combat don't feel real to me

>>211776354
Shrubland!

lads.... shes hot again....

>>211776366
Great post.

he was leader for so long because he was aryan...vgh death to tel aviv

got the top minds on /brit/ figuring this whole thing out

yeah dont use dating apps that could change your life for the better, be a neet mong on 4chan instead

Marg-bar inglistan!

Psalm 55 Verse 21 radfem

The Jews are our destruction. They started this war and direct it. They want to destroy the German Reich and our people. This plan must be blocked.

Vgh the Nordic looking Israelis...

in the old days there wasn't much to do so people probably didn't mind going to work as much

>>211776323
He has blue grey eyes.
His complexion would let him fit in in Spain or Greece.

Would you kiss a girl taller than you?

>>211776430
find me a single ginger iranian guard
you wont find any

>>211776231
the chinks apparently got rid of his body a few years after it was found

>>211776455
only if she was underage

>>211776447
oh so the greeks were brown now LOL

>>211776479
ofcom

got the deathconsciousness on

wonder if ww3 actually happens and it gets hot that we get a last minute draft age expansion
sounds like something our governments would do

>>211776455
Rebel... XD. New concept. Rebel.

>>211776499
he do be firing arrowheads

Hope that Ethiopian jew lickspittle Jeff is seething at all these videos of Tel Aviv and Haifa getting blown up

>>211776486
>now

Lads in their mid 20s will suddenly realise they're going to die one day, but then instead of coming to the conclusion that they should try and live life a little more, they decide to just stay mediocre for whatever reason. You've not truly recognised death yet, have you?

nigga name really Jeff

>>211776511
>our governments

raping bashing taking place upstairs
lil timmy stay awake x

>>211776527
nice ai image

im getting fucking blacked from all angles!

>>211776527
bro is such a rat
everything he posts is just blatant propaganda for israel

>>211776020
the penis in vagina bit should only be max 1/2 of it

>>211776579
Rebel

>>211776527
a fucking meteor strike?

>>211776566
what can i even do?

>>211776579
Cope more mr cohen

This floozy's got me feelin woozy

Watching who do you think you are about Will young.
How did 2002 boomers not realise he was gay when on pop idol lmao, he's got a lisp and is very mincey

>>211776600
>>211776611
??

>>211776527
lookner says this vid is fake

>>211776572
i would enlist (for whoever is fighting israel)

>>211776629
Rebel

farting out a poo

>>211776629
Um

>>211776629
alright then

>>211776612
He was up against Gareth Gates, who was a virge with a lisp
He lost his virginity to Katie Price lol

>>211776608
OK retard
your minds gone
ai done a number on you

>>211776629
this is hot

well that's a paki lads bum hole

well that's a brown man being milked off

isn't that haram

wokeness

>>211776527
>>211776597
kek
its probably bait but rockets move way faster than that
very lazy

is wokeness haram?

>>211776719
Rebel

get the pork pies on

>>211776663
Gareth Gates did?

Listening to Sleep Token again

>>211776673
:)

>>211776428
i learn math for she

>>211776754
Is this that gay metal with added rap

heatherfreaks here then

I want to get milked (-_-)

>>211776749
Imagine being a 17 year old virgin lol

ah yes the so called ‘tolerant left’

>>211776354
bedford

>>211776296
the bbc4 doc on him was kino

>>211776765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo5a8I3DQ9Y

>>211776794
I lost my virginity at 21

might have a big glass of water

>>211776829
What were you doing for a decade?

>>211775535
i've researched the flat earth and concluded that its a load of bollocks

>>211776207
nice little shockwave there

>>211776792
i'd catch your milk in a cup and make you drink it afterwards

>>211776841
Rebel

thoughts?

dreadful thread

>>211776839
I was gay and didn't come out until I was 20

>>211776856
um…

remember chaz

>>211775981
i thought you did loads of march drills in the military

>>211776856
Rebel

>>211776765
That's actually fucking nuts

4 bottles of newc brown ale in

Uhhh well basically I'm just not gonna die for Israel lol

>>211776896
you'll do exactly what sir keir says

>>211776765
does iran have a gofundme page?

>>211775981
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
GOYS MUST DIE FOR MY JEW GOLD

>>211776912
this
we must obey the jewish homosexual

>>211776896
you nearly die leaving your house no one is asking you to pipe down

>>211776861
FOY

NEW
>>>/bant/22829331
>>>/bant/22829331
>>>/bant/22829331

>>211776929
>theyre not sending their best

>>211776912
I did not get the vax.
I will not eat the bugs.
I will not live in the pod.
I will not fight for Israel.

Sir Jewish Family

simply don't care if the world burns

>>211776765
mental how we made this out of rocks and sand and stuff

>>211776601
Learn an instrument, try reading stuff you've been meaning to read for years, make new friends, talk to women, travel, try to advance your career or enter a new one; there's all sorts of things you could do. It won't matter once you're dead of course, but it'll matter to you right now while you're alive, which is more important.

Any big sweaty pooey arse lad in

I support LGBT
as in Let's Go Bomb Tel Aviv

if you can't even think of a book you'd like to read, i know there's absolutely nothing going on in your head

>>211777016
the argos catalogue

NEW
>>211777032
>>211777032

>>211777016
The dictionary

>>211776987
Love rimming my bf's big fat sweaty arse, but hate poo

m

>>211775297
End your life