https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYh6mYIJG2Y
Me? Severe back pain after hurting my bad, screaming for days. Got a bit better, not bed ridden with flu vomiting my guts. Having a fucking terrible week.
>>211775137ok thanks u? x
>>211775137yeah mate was class, had sex this morning
>>211775152Busy one, mate, yeah. Fair bit of driving, odd jobs and that.
>>211775137Did absolutely fuck all except some exercise
yh
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This is the best Soccer Aid of the year
Mumberg having to clean toilet berg with vomit all over and tend to my like a nurse. Couldn't imagine doing this if I lived alone. I'd probably, unironically, have killed myself by now.
>Groom dies in e-scooter crash just 48 hours before wedding
>Scott Catton collided with a car door which opened as he rode along the street days before he was due to tie the knot
toil in 11 hours, ain't right
>>211775137i masturbated 6 times
>>211775199pretty sure you're not the groom until the day of the wedding
>>211775199Working class issues.
never had a massage, i'm afraid they might just start wanking me off
>>211775137Yes I shagged a girl yesterday and im going to shag her again later today
reminder to join a hiking club
I attended secondary from 2015-2021
They taught us about MLK, Native Americans and in our 5th year socials classes on the US-Mexico mass immigration debacle (the mexicans were always the good guys just looking for le better life but the evil fascist yanks wouldnโt let them in)
This was in Scotland btw. They absolutely are pushing loads of intersectionality identity politics Yank shite in schools. I donโt think after about 12 or 13 I learned anything on British history. โHistoryโ itself was entirely consumed by the World Wars and the Holocaust.
>>211775200Havent toiled in approaching 3 years.
>>211775199mental how these headlines always blame the rider and not the dumb cunt who can't look before opening their door
>>211775244crazy i could well be fit one in a group like this. a LOT to think about
>>211775250i graduated from uni in 2010 lmao
>>211775261so this is rorke
>>211775250Jews are responsible for this
>>211775244Prefer to incelwalk alone desu
>>211775199based
4 wheels or fuck off
>>2117752711200 bong on bennies living at home with parentbergs. It'd be a good life if I wasn't severely mentally ill.
>Man with 9 INCH penis wins euromillions jackpot just DAYS after marrying supermodel girlfriend
>>211775250Had a similar thing but was around 2010-2015, mental to think we were taught about how the yanks treated slaves but not how they actually got there or why even they spoke English since the colonial period wasn't covered at all
>>211775308>It'd be a good life if I wasn't severely mentally ill.you just want a good slap and told to sharpen up, if we're honest.
Fucks sake.
Iโm 21.
400 quid in the overdraft
1000 limit
Get paid 1800 a month
Iโm such a mong
>>211775308this nigga's mum is minutes away from coming into his room and telling him to keep it down for the night
>>211775308mad how i work 37.5 hours a week paying almost ยฃ1000 a month in tax and national insurance which still isn't enough to subsidise just ONE lazy scrounger
out of MILLIONS
get a job
parasite
>>211775263no one looks for bikers when they're opening their car door
>>211775308mental illness isn't real fucking grow up
Sat on my big fat white arse all day today
>>211775387https://youtu.be/LUaTjeC8PG4
just bollocked a woman's fanner
I find it funny that brits call us zogbots when literally their entire society, even the "far right" in their country are staunch zionists and proudly state it. The only ones calling for peace in the Israeli conflict are the paki MPs lmao
Imagine..
>>211775332>mumberg does weekly room audits so I don't fester and leave my butt plugs and dillies everywhere>they control my finances >haven't socialised in probably 3 years >banned from drink, only allowed tobacco If it wasn't for them I'd unironically be dead or a dying drug addict on the street. I didn't choose this. I had a lot of prosperity once.
>>211775191this is what leftypol wants
>>211775427you need to fucking straighten up
would love to deliver the slap on you as well, how about you slap yourself from me?
>>211775425yanks talking about themselves again, kindly bore off
>>211775427stop making excuses
take some responsibility for once in your life and get a job like the rest of us
Seems to have riled the resident wagies. Toil in 10 :^]. Cozy (not so cozy) for me :).
>>211775427have you considered dignitas
Rorke NEETS that use politics as their justification are the worst
Why would I work for a country that hates me? Thatโs why Iโm not going to become independent and skilled and capable, but rather become a dependent on the state teat!
>>211775350>get a jobwhy? so we can fund foreigners?
the sooner the government runs out of money, the better.
>>211775425The pakis only want peace so hamas and the like can get back to killing jews
>>211775427What's wrong lad? x
>>211775466>>211775452Everyone in our country is wise to the Zionist influence, its spreading like a bioweapon on X. Meanwhile the Brits are wholeheartedly pledging their blood to Israel. Even Tommy Robinson lmao
>>211775427this nigga like 35 saying all this
Toil is really just like school
I actually think school was more stressful with fuckin homework and constant tests and all that bollocks
Wish I had had a big yank friend to cuddle.
>>211775395>>211775425>>211775523*beep* *beep* *beep*
No British culture found...
*beep*
Scottish schools don't actually teach why people speak English in Scotland despite it being weird since every other nation in Europe outside of Ireland speaks their own language
>>211775504>>211775537enjoy having your money stolen and given to Abdul while your government replaces you in your native homeland.
absolute slave mentality
fingered mica from magdalena bay in the disabled loo at swx bristol
>>211775523The US and UK are equally controlled by jews
To my knowledge the UK doesnt have anti BDS laws and their pro Palestine protests weren't broken up by militarized police like here in the US
we are both jew slaves and saying one is more or less than the other is just stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Ab7U6lcgQ
so if you don't control your finances your parents must know that you buy sex toys. grim
>>211775585they steal a grand a month from me to pay for your cozy lifestyle but i've still got over ยฃ100k in the bank and a rental property bringing in passive income xx
>Israel reports Iran hacked their military
>This picture coincidentally appears online
>>211775590nice one mate saw her yesterday at lido thought she was cute
>>211775076 (OP)>Arms of MolseyUgly
everyone on benefits should be executed
eat that OFCOM
What did they think nuclear disarmament meant? Vibes? Essays?
got molested at ruislip lido when i was 6
>>211775624Too bad you're ugly.
It looms lads, it looms, someone post the get a clue pasta, feel like I need it
>>211775628you have to be unimaginably stupid to fall for this
How can Iran not build a nuke when the Yanks could do it in the 1940s with analogue technology?
>>211775645IQ tests for migrants
>>211775648america should just give israel those bunker busters so they can finish the job and end the conflict. escalate to deescalate
Racist chudcel freak stopping about
might have to put rent up again
well i dont have to but i can and will
>>211775624I hope the economy crashes and takes out all your savings.
I hope the housing market crashes and ruins your property value.
might take the plunge and type 'downs syndrome porn' into google
>>211775628Way too many zhids for them to nuke NY
>>211775672they dont have GPT 4.0
Why are jews such nutcases?
shagged rorkes mum in the waitrose bogs
>>211775679They need to be launched from B2 bombers, which Israel doesnโt have
Dying from a disease no whiteman can cure
Isaiah 55 is a call to all who are thirsty and hungry to come to God for nourishment, offering abundant blessings.
>>211775672nuke material doesn't grow on trees and nuclear tessting isn't exactly inconspicuous
Everyone should have nukes
>>211775679They can't penetrate deep enough, the IAEA head said the facilities are incredibly deep underground.
Iran just attacked the Israeli embassy blacked raw studios
It's over
Who's Trump's top guy currently? His go-to guy?
>>211775766please tell me Jia Lissa made it out alive
I wonder what Antony Worral Thompson has to say. Ainsley Harriot?
>>211775755corrrrrr who is this cute little spacker
>>211775702Feels like there would be laws to stop that desu, bit like how here some woman was a dominatrix but she had retard level IQ so her mum got the courts to stop her, argued her clients were taking advantage of her etc
>>211775694more tranny onlyfans subscriptions on the cards, get in
Bit of a social hub is he? The big man on campus, the go-to guy?
love seeing muslims get bombed
>>211775804I make my own law
reports coming in of the 'cronem' that are squatting in the gherkin have been receiving shipments of weapons grade uranium. Timmy is reporting live
>>211775799What percentage of their weapons does the UK even send?
Regardless they won't, Yemen is (was?) getting bombed to hell with half the population starving and it didn't stop us selling to the Saudis
mad how yanks hate jews so much they'll defend the death to america country's right to have nuclear weapons
>>211775811abstaining from that for 3-6 months
need to provide mortgage advisor with recent bank statements as proof of funds
>>211775743Why canโt they just buy some off the Russians or Chinkies?
>>211775244Hiking and scrambling are class
stinky niggercoils from my arsepipe
>>211775886That would be a seriously bad oopsie woopsie fucky wucky we all burn to death in glowing mucky UwU
Imagine unironically living in Donedon quite hilarious when you think about it
>>211775886nuclear proliferation hurts everyone that already has nukes
it's always a liability
Mental how retarded this guy was
Accidentally set in motion the end of Hezbollah in Lebanon, the Baโath Party in Syria, the restoration of the Palahvi dynasty in Iran, the eventual destruction of the Houthis, peace in the Middle East as the other countries now accept Israel and the one thing he wanted, a Palestinian state, will now never happen.
He has to have been a Jewish plant
>>211775910You really think Yanks have the balls or competency to invade? Look at how Iraq went.
Israel finding out what happens when you chat shit right now
Always wondered why japs drew poo as little soft serve piles instead of snakes
But just did a big morning shit after eating sushi yesterday for lunch and now I get it
your mother your mum said she'll call you back in 5 minutes when she finishes sucking on me dick eh mummy said so mummy loves you she said she'll be home soon when she finishes sucking me dick mate
nuclear tipped clickums etc. err katy head of energy uhm gold card gherkin ballistic missile convention mmmmmmm
>>211775927This guy
IRGC is over as of this evening
>>211775947how and why do you know what jap poo looks like
k2
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did ben nevis and it wasn't difficult
so i'm going for K2 next
>Iran and Israel exchanging a few missiles but only at night
Yawn
Literally a nothing burger
Nothing ever happens
>>211775886The guy who built the Pakistani nukes offered his services to Iran in the 80s and the ayatollah khomeni said that nuclear weapons were unislamic
what's a good amount of time to have sex for
>>211775954Sharp Edge of Blencathra in the Lake District
>>211775981yanks have always been shit at parades
>>211775967>British culture
>>211775628Wow itโs in Hebrew as well defo must be real whoaaaa
>>211776020a good 2 hours
>>211775867Yes
Iran needs a nuke now and they need to use it on israel
It's no coincidence that all the leadership figures in Iran are quite light skinned, many having blue grey eyes or fair hair even.
Israel is trying to kill their Aryan leadership to reduce Iranians to slaves under the boot of the jew.
Liberias quite interesting
>>211775931Its not 2003 anymore, War aint about boots on the ground, we would just crater their country with drones and bombs. But it we DO intervene you can bet your ass that China would take advantage of the situation and it would probably draw in Pakistan and the Taliban/Afghanistan as well.
Its a trap and we're not falling for it again.
Radfemhitler, so fit and beautiful
I say a small prayer for the people of Gaza every day. May they live with some peace and happiness again soon.
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10pm and not even dark yet state of it global warming for you
>>211776092nigga think he in the opening to MGS4
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>>211776125The Jews have been too preoccupied with all this Iran craic to turn the sun off
Too poor to enrich my uranium
ah the /brit/ military and geopolitical experts are on
hello mates I too am also a general in the milotary and I specialise in nuclear engineering
Iran....irans so far awaaaaayyyy
ISRAELI INVASION CONFIRMED
hterf
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>>211775987go slap mallory's bum for me while youre up there x
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>>211776078What do you do for the last 2 minutes?
>>211776061show me these white iranians
Crush just posted an arse pic on her story omds
>>211776245cry and apologise
>>211775130GOD I WISH I WERE A HOT WOMAN
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>>211776254This guy looked like a Scythian.
>>211776207Sieg Heil
>>211776165Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now, I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
>>211776293>>211776296>mistaking grey hair for fair hairanons....
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went for a walk
guess that city
Wars that don't involve direct troop-to-troop combat don't feel real to me
lads.... shes hot again....
he was leader for so long because he was aryan...vgh death to tel aviv
got the top minds on /brit/ figuring this whole thing out
yeah dont use dating apps that could change your life for the better, be a neet mong on 4chan instead
The Jews are our destruction. They started this war and direct it. They want to destroy the German Reich and our people. This plan must be blocked.
Vgh the Nordic looking Israelis...
in the old days there wasn't much to do so people probably didn't mind going to work as much
>>211776323He has blue grey eyes.
His complexion would let him fit in in Spain or Greece.
Would you kiss a girl taller than you?
>>211776430find me a single ginger iranian guard
you wont find any
>>211776231the chinks apparently got rid of his body a few years after it was found
>>211776455only if she was underage
>>211776447oh so the greeks were brown now LOL
got the deathconsciousness on
wonder if ww3 actually happens and it gets hot that we get a last minute draft age expansion
sounds like something our governments would do
>>211776455Rebel... XD. New concept. Rebel.
>>211776499he do be firing arrowheads
Hope that Ethiopian jew lickspittle Jeff is seething at all these videos of Tel Aviv and Haifa getting blown up
Lads in their mid 20s will suddenly realise they're going to die one day, but then instead of coming to the conclusion that they should try and live life a little more, they decide to just stay mediocre for whatever reason. You've not truly recognised death yet, have you?
>>211776511>our governments
raping bashing taking place upstairs
lil timmy stay awake x
im getting fucking blacked from all angles!
>>211776527bro is such a rat
everything he posts is just blatant propaganda for israel
>>211776020the penis in vagina bit should only be max 1/2 of it
>>211776527a fucking meteor strike?
>>211776566what can i even do?
>>211776579Cope more mr cohen
This floozy's got me feelin woozy
Watching who do you think you are about Will young.
How did 2002 boomers not realise he was gay when on pop idol lmao, he's got a lisp and is very mincey
>>211776527lookner says this vid is fake
>>211776572i would enlist (for whoever is fighting israel)
>>211776612He was up against Gareth Gates, who was a virge with a lisp
He lost his virginity to Katie Price lol
>>211776608OK retard
your minds gone
ai done a number on you
well that's a paki lads bum hole
well that's a brown man being milked off
>>211776527>>211776597kek
its probably bait but rockets move way faster than that
very lazy
>>211776663Gareth Gates did?
Listening to Sleep Token again
>>211776428i learn math for she
>>211776754Is this that gay metal with added rap
I want to get milked (-_-)
>>211776749Imagine being a 17 year old virgin lol
ah yes the so called โtolerant leftโ
>>211776354bedford
>>211776296the bbc4 doc on him was kino
>>211776765https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo5a8I3DQ9Y
>>211776794I lost my virginity at 21
might have a big glass of water
>>211776829What were you doing for a decade?
>>211775535i've researched the flat earth and concluded that its a load of bollocks
>>211776207nice little shockwave there
>>211776792i'd catch your milk in a cup and make you drink it afterwards
>>211776839I was gay and didn't come out until I was 20
>>211775981i thought you did loads of march drills in the military
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>>211776765That's actually fucking nuts
4 bottles of newc brown ale in
Uhhh well basically I'm just not gonna die for Israel lol
>>211776896you'll do exactly what sir keir says
>>211776765does iran have a gofundme page?
>>211775981I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
GOYS MUST DIE FOR MY JEW GOLD
>>211776912this
we must obey the jewish homosexual
>>211776896you nearly die leaving your house no one is asking you to pipe down
NEW
>>>/bant/22829331
>>>/bant/22829331
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>>211776929>theyre not sending their best
>>211776912I did not get the vax.
I will not eat the bugs.
I will not live in the pod.
I will not fight for Israel.
simply don't care if the world burns
>>211776765mental how we made this out of rocks and sand and stuff
>>211776601Learn an instrument, try reading stuff you've been meaning to read for years, make new friends, talk to women, travel, try to advance your career or enter a new one; there's all sorts of things you could do. It won't matter once you're dead of course, but it'll matter to you right now while you're alive, which is more important.
Any big sweaty pooey arse lad in
I support LGBT
as in Let's Go Bomb Tel Aviv
if you can't even think of a book you'd like to read, i know there's absolutely nothing going on in your head
>>211777016the argos catalogue
>>211777016The dictionary
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>>211776987Love rimming my bf's big fat sweaty arse, but hate poo