Thread 211777032

poo seal edish

>>211777032 (OP)
im not fucking posting in your stupid /bant/ thread you spazzoid

yank schizo jew ramblings sub edish

>>211776972
i already read
also a gymcel
>make new friends
cant, 26 and dont use social media
>talk to women
can't cos no friends

none of this is doable unless you've already done it, or have the right circumstances. genuinely might put a knife to my chest and be done with it tonight

>>211777032 (OP)
>poo seal
WOKE GONE MAD
Leftypol demanding we start worshipping poo seal instead of Jesus by 2030
Count on it

Girlfriendberg keeps falling for AI shite on tiktok and to be honest it's taking a toll upon the relationship :^/

Edged today

this is the last book i read

Haifa looking PENG

Honestly mad how much /pol/ runs this site, and by extension a large chunk of the Internet through Twitter and Youtube which are just /pol/ lite now.

>>211777069
This is the /int/ thread rorke

have u ever projectile vomited in front of your family because you got so drunk? If so how do u get over the shame and embarrassment

lads
what's the most recent thing you've purchased exceeding £100?

>>211777101
Rebel

feeling underwater

>>211777095
Why does it say the name of a phone there

There are massive gay orgies going on in israeli bomb shelters right this second....

>>211777114
Ikea bookshelves

Have you ever grown a moustache?

>>211777111
Rebel

Might go bed soon team. I'm shattered.

>>211777114
your mum

>>211777114
Bought a sword

>>211777079
Stop being such a fanny lad, jesus wept

Nobody's going to chop a limb off you for trying are they.

>>211777160
we need your input on the escalating conflict with Iran and Israel

>>211777114
A train journey from sussex to manchester

cronem yute upstairs, doing the most is he? yeah bashing dat slick s curved baton into katy right? just handing out a heinous violation yeah?

>>211777079
You are me

emma bum and thigh

>>211777182
off to shag mihais hairy pooey bum were you?

>>211777190
Rebel

>>211777167
oh yeah that reminds me I owe your mum this for last night
*throws a penny at you*

umposter mandatory prostate milking

>>211777168
Thought about getting a replica of Ichigo's bankai from Bleach but I don't want to risk getting arrested for it.

>>211777230
ummmmmmm

>>211777182
why you going up there you bloody junkie

>>211777230
UMMMMMM

>>211777079
I had (and still) have no friends either but have the dating apps a go and it’s worked out fine across multiple gfs for me
plenty of women out there who don’t give care about that this unless you’re abhorrently ugly or autistic

>>211777230
ummy

Need to rim a big fat hairy arse

>>211777218
You’re a hacker or something

and timmy downstairs plugging his lil ears isnt he? LOL he still hear dat faint bashing, nun he cud do x

>>211777114
flights to asia

>>211777176
i am trying lad
i just cant break out of it
like going on near 4 years on me being aware time is running out (which is why i started lifting in the first place)
but years on im not much further
even gotten desperate asking for advice from family but none of them care or know themselves what to do

>>211777114
autumn falls fleshlight on 6 months no interest bnpl

>>211777270
ok

>>211777270
alri xx

>>211777279
'

-2 being the recipient of a violent quicktap rn

>>211777274
LOL Timmy could never

I love calling people Timmy now it's so funny

>>211777270
mines pink and smooth

>>211777114
really can't remember, been a while

>>211777079
>cant, 26 and dont use social media
So get on it? I assume you've got a job, just talk to people there, don't even think about what you have to say, just talk to them. Once you're close enough, ask them for their socials and try to meet up outside of work. You can also try joining hobby groups if there are any where you live, which I appreciate there might not be if you live in a shithole.
>can't cos no friends
then make friends or get on Hinge.

You're just making excuses. It won't fix itself, mate, and it's certainly not going to fix itself if you kill yourself. So stop being a fanny.

crazy how i'm the only white man here

>>211777252
Saw uni friends innit, whole weekend cost me £200

>>211777326
shes secretly got a big fat bum and if you mention it on twitter all the lesbians get really angry

>>211777263
yeah ig but the issue is living with family still
im autistic but the type that can be confident around most people so not an issue
cant example bring around a gf to mums house at age 26
also being a virgin means im clueless as to how to even have sex

looking at that flag

Hahahahaha

rorke in his smelly incel bedroom

mikey is in talks to star in a revival of Beadle's About

>>211777364
um

ah yes he's posting gore now because he got no attention earlier

>>211777311
LOL keep it up EW

genuinely believe different races are subspecies but political correctness has forced us to abandon this totally legitimate theory
normoids point out that we can procreate but subspecies can procreate just fine. nobody said we're different species.

just another example of leftypol STRANGLING the sciences

>>211777355
So just move out? You're 26, shouldn't be an issue.

literally EVERYONE at toil watches netflix junk except me

>>211777354
um

>>211777330
nah im neet mate
zero hope
and using instagram with zero followers is fucking weird to women

honestly reckon being neet is the ultimate pill
im not tallest or have even a big willy; but being unemployed in mid 20s with zero sexual experience trumps anything

>>211777079
>>211777355
get a fucking job

>>211777406
siberian tiger lookin ZESTY

>>211777429
Same I watch anime though which is based

>>211777373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNmf-gs-6M

>>211777432
smaller than i remember but still lovely

>>211777406
well how do you define subspecies. if it's the amount of genetic difference human races are much more similar than subspecies of comparable mammals

>>211777355
KTIM

>>211777429
people at toil try to show me ai slop videos, it is over

>>211777355
you need to just bulldoze your way through these barriers
yeah it will be awkward bring a girl home for the first time but so fuck I’m sure your mother would be happy for you above all else
and also just be honest to any girl about it being your first time. I really think the kind of girls you will be going for will not care

>>211777438
>nah im neet mate
So get a job?
>and using instagram with zero followers is fucking weird to women
Which is why you get friends first. If they ask you can just say you don't use instagram much or you only use it for Reels.

>>211777440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG1AQR1EzU4&ab_channel=PetUniverse

>>211777375
oreyt so you cant have a cheeky tug in the comfort of your own home now?

so rorke was spotted

As the runt at the margins, I’ve watched the world unfold like a grand story that I never had the courage to join. Time has slipped away, leaving me with a heart full of timid thoughts but no real experiences to share. I wonder now if anyone cares about the whispers of a life half-lived.

> try joining hobby groups

cannot take anyone giving this advice seriously

Just remembered Greta Thunberg and the Madleen.
Probably better off that she was deported so quickly

>>211777479
>Subspecies is a rank below species, used for populations that live in different areas and vary in size, shape, or other physical characteristics

all of this is true in terms of race

>>211777318
Post it

>>211777526
why not?

Shell-Aviv haha

Just need to stop being so self-conscious and trapped in my tiny little head so much and I'd be normal

>>211777552
anti semitic piece of shit turkoid spawn cunt fuck you fuck you fuck you may HASHEM rein his fury down on you emre you bastard

>>211777551
get fucking real normal 26 year old men do not join hobby groups whatever the fuck that even means

>>211777563
Jack drinks and smokes his cares away
His heart is in the lonely way
Living in the ruins
Of a castle built on sand

>>211777575
someone's gotta join em

just go to dance classes bro

on my second BIG glass of water, leftypol hates when I stay hydrated

the fuck?
I swear that cunt just threw himself off a balcony in argentina
he turn out alri then?

Get into warhammer or D&D and make friends that way

>>211777541
nooo I’m too shy

drinking fucking BEER

Why are brits still so classist? Is it baked into your society?

I watched my chances fade away because I was too afraid to step forward. There's no use in trying to change now. People can see my hesitation. I have no achievements to share, you see? Nothing for them to connect with that showcases 'who I could have been.' Just a ghost of potential.

>>211777575
Most of the men in hobby groups are between the ages of 30 and 50 in my experience so you wouldn't exactly be out of place. If you join a nerdier hobby group then it's usually mid-20s to early 30s. Chances are if you're on 4chan you're into nerdy stuff anyway.

high class normies dont want you to know this but they do all their social mingling in run clubs now

Whilst I'm cognisant that these Iranian missile strikes are causing death and terrible suffering, I can't help but think they're spectacular

They look like comets from the distance, slowly glowing brighter until they start falling out of the sky and slamming full speed into the centre of a modern metropolis with a massive explosion. Fucking mental that we're witnessing all of this in real time.

>>211777630
the norman conquest and its consequences have been disastrous for society

>>211777617
or OSRS and get a qt e-girl austismo gf who will tickle your pickle for 5m gp

No work tomorrow. I’m a NEET, you see

self pity hour is it

Right incels and fuck ups time to listen and learn
>28 year old woman
>Employed at the best paying supermarket in the whole country
>Doing a STEM degree
>Do taekwondo
>Do digital art
>Big anime and video games fan
>Language enthusiast
>Got mates online I talk to
>Famous internet personality

And how do you think I achieved all this? Eh?

The secret is not giving a fuck what other people think. If something interests you give it a go.

>>211777491
>and also just be honest to any girl about it being your first time. I really think the kind of girls you will be going for will not care
its mostly being 26 tho
like even if i was 21/22 id just honest seeing as its more common these days but im getting up in age and feeling increasing anxiety about
my own fault for being fine about it til i was 21 or so but still

can't stop grinding my teeth, jaw is fucking killing me

how bout dis humidity

>>211777664
being a 26 year old virge is not half as uncommon as you think

Most people are only just figuring out how to be proper adults at 26 so you're just being a pussy.

/brit/ stands with Israel

>>211777681
been nibbling on the speed is it?

all my homies hate iran

imagine having a jewish gf

LADS
son is being transferred to fenerbahce
richarlison is being sold asap
ange was sacked
it is OVER for tottenham. RELEGATION next season.

rorke is so tuff

>>211777608
Putting “Big Zuu” in front of tevez and Rooney is funny

>>211777535
yeah but in most animals they are genuinely separated by geography and don't tend to interbreed even if they are capable of it, whereas humans migrate lots
just doesn't seem like a meaningful concept when it comes to humans

i dont have money. i dont have friends. i dont have any relationship or sexual experience. i dont have a fulfilling career. i have completely given up on life. i dont even smile and pretend to be happy. i am in a permanent frown, staring at the ground, barely speak to anyone, and dont have the self-esteem or self-confidence to do anything about it. it would be impossible to even describe the pit of depression that i have been in for as long as i can remember. i hate waking up every morning. i hate facing every day.

>>211777701
post-birth abortions should be legal

>>211777699
nah, reckon I'm actually a nervous wreck but ignoring it haha x

>>211777712
This is just like when freddy fasbear ohio'd all over skibbity no cap, ong fr fr
mad aura

>>211777657
ktim but a semi-NEET. all comfy in bed, nice lie in tomorrow morning

giving myself a light playing with

Incorporated GPT into my firefox and now everything I highlight gets a little GPT option icon. I feel spied upon, I feel LONELY, I feel BETRAYED

so many uncs on rn

>>211777716
she's so fucking peng

>>211777751
>>211777758
god i'm glad i'm not a zoomer

>>211777731
aye but we only really migrated considerably in the last century or so
physically different races have developed extremely diverse physical characteristics
blacks with their lips, nose, hair texture
asians with their eyes, hairlessness, dried earwax, pretty sure koreans don't even have odor glands in their sweat or something

perhaps with the world interconnected humanity will stop being different subspecies one day
but that day is not 2025

>>211777657
This is me but I stress about things all of the time and I go to bed too late which ruins the next day and overall live quite a bad life despite how relaxed everyone thinks I should be

>>211777796
>t.

>>211777787
i shouldve had that
i should be allowed to have a get

>>211777796
Im 32, im just memein ya dip

>>211777712
yea the boys

>>211777776
oh you bhenchod
you fucked it
you utter twat
you FAILURE
this is why mummy and daddy are ashamed of you

TAKBIR!

>>211777849
why are you bullying me

>>211777867
rorkes opp

>>211777841
why does bjork look like a hapa despite being 100% white?

got the house to myself, no point going to sleep, every one will come in later making loads of noise and wake me up

this is my favorite video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0

>>211777812
Is dril a millenial thing?

Lads…

28 days later london unironically looks better than it does now

>>211777888
angel girl not meant for this world

>>211777782
uncwithgoodpuss

>>211777880
if you had waited one more second you'd have had it and /brit/ could have a proud moment in board history >>211777880

back from a 3 dayer

>>211777888
Never heard of latent genes or the ancient Finno-Korean hyperspace war?

>>211777691
from a girls point of view tho? girls are turbo shaggers so one my age will have infinite sexual experience in comparison
same goes even for a girl thats like 20
i'd need to get lucky where i get a girl that honestly doesn't care
not impossible but odds against me it seems

>>211777906
this a textbook

>>211777731
All peoples are not interchangeable. Not everyone is a globalist liberal that just have to be taught the right enlightened way. As if we just haven’t educated them enough to be good little cosmopolitans like us.

A global united utopia where ethnicity is completely irrelevant and everything just ticks along smoothly is pure fantasy

>>211777938
My beautiful mutant freak xx

Right lads
Have to go on a toil walk tomorrow
Not looking forward to this at all

>>211777701
not worksafe is it

>>211777972
this nigga like 40 posting ts

>zoomer guys
>mommy issues
>millenial women
>40yr rich executive, childless and alone
So serious question? Why dont they just fugg?

>>211777979
vinyl spergs are worse desu

any good asmr videos going?

>>211777972
>bluesky

>>211778009
sybau

I'd hate toil 100x less if I could just fix my sleeping pattern
but alas I've been falling asleep between 2-4am every day of 2025 thus far.

stomp clap HEY

>>211778015
UM

got a weird urge to sleep in my car

got a pair of scissors
cutting up a crisps packet
this the most fun i've had all day
after this I'll watch videos of asian-american zoomers talking about having no friends

>>211778019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snof8S0ySQQ

>>211778020
Good gay porn on there

For me it's Janet Planet from Confidence Man

What a fucking bird

https://youtu.be/0NRCKP5KYnM

>>211777812
miss them like you wouldn't believe

got a weird urge to fuck my car up its sexy exhaust pipe

>>211778066
I really feed bad for the asian guys here desu, they literally got zero aura, zero rizz

even at the age of 25 myself having only lost my virginity at 21 I am still paying the price for not experiencing normal things like sex and female companionship and breakups earlier in life like most normal people

he will be eaten

>>211778126
boo fucking hoo

>>211778129
noooooo

Genuinely mad how big my cock gets lads haha

It must grow like five times the size

>>211777439
employ me then
i want off this island

>>211778126
Trust me its better to experience that once emotionally matured and not at 16 or 17 when your hormones are running high, looks what happened to Romeo and Juliet

>>211778126
nobody asked

>>211778148
haha same
it gets to 4.5 inches when hard
HUGE

mad how I was completely normal until I was 20, don't know what happened

Off to the land of sleepy bears and exhausted lions getting back their energy aha, night lads x

>>211778158
cant find a job myself :>(

>>211778148
sybau

Toil tomorrow or die for Israel?
Tough call

>>211777716
How do we know she's jewish?

no way are there actual real life gays on here

>>211778174
ninight mate x

Saw Michael Portillo today

>>211778191
reckon most of us tried something with a lad and now repress it pretending it never happened

Haha that's class

I need a green card to the USA immediately

get me out of this craphole country

>>211777114
went on a holiday earlier this month for £400, before that I spent £200 on my Samsung A13 in ~2022

>>211778229
Are you a grill?

Wake up every morning in a state of pure dread

>>211778019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzm1pJO53IA

>>211778167
21 me
funny was around time i got covid vaccine
big think

>>211777375
was thinking of this fella earlier

>>211778254
hehehe

>>211778148
i'm a grower also and it gets very big and juicy when i'm horny x

>>211778254
wake up in the morning and I ask myself
Is life worth livin'? Should I blast myself?

Alright how's it x

>>211778229
>to the USA

Genuine midwit lmaooooo

>>211778019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qCRQkI9Lx0

The Holocaust.

>>211777716
Hitler wanted to get rid of women like this btw

>>211778289
we got children on the streets and a war in the middle EAST

I caught you in a butterfly net and I'll never let you go

just a few more hours until i get to go to toil and see the cute girl with the cute ears and cute giggle again lads

The Raped.

Right lads, off ta bed
Goingto dream of the Latvian Chebs
Going to see the Latvian Chebs in the morning so the toil walk won't be so bad I suppose
Toilberg still pissed at me for getting HR involved to let me go

>>211778343
>Toilberg still pissed at me for getting HR involved to let me go
What?

Anyone seen or heard off Mousey? He's been MIA for about two months now. I'm worried.

>>211778081
quite fond of this band, apparently Noel Gallagher likes them a lot

>>211778355
Toilberg said to me Friday that I wasn't allowed go on any toil trips since I'm not a member of staff technically
So I told Latvian Chebs and shre fired off an email to HR and about 8 people in senior management saying it was unfair and was bullying me since I've been there 3 years and HR said I could go and now toilberg is pissed at me for going behind his back

But I didn't. Chebs did it hsrself and never told me

anyone heard of Morrisey? He's like MIA for guys. im a fan

>>211778397
Are you doing a david brent

>>211778384
ON THIS GAY
I SEE QUEERLY

>>211778370
i "took care" of him

>I'm not a member of staff technically
Bro is a janitor

>>211778312
seen his new doc and he looks ancient

sunday night alcohol withdrawals starting

>>211778442
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211778424
Never saw the office but possibly.
>>211778438
Contractor on €550 a day
And you?

>>211778370
>>211778436

>>211778455
bodied that tranny freak

Americans are so fucking cringe it does my head in

i'm popping in the clip when the wind blows
every twenty seconds got me peeping out my window

>>211778455
>Contractor on €550 a day
It's nice of them to cover your lunch costs

>>211778445
Stay strong laddie

>>211778455
sent that freak flying

>>211778515
leftists aren't american

I am a big FAT bastard, I eat all the pies

>>211778370
shut the fuck up parasite

>>211778525
oh my DAYS

thought my laptop was bricked but it managed to boot up

>>211778515
The fact they wrote THAT on a sign, omddddzzzzz

my company is hiring if anyone needs a job

>>211778543
ktim

>>211778543
https://youtu.be/7yGgBv5sOYM?t=26

>>211778525
spaino, I'm not sure that's the comeback you think it is, lad

>>211778536
>>211778504
I don't like talking about myself but sometimes spaino needs to have reality slap him in his face

Anyone have any idea of what to do tomorrow or nah

>>211778524
Love gezzy my fav player x

Taken is such a good film

Bf is getting fat

getting fat

>>211778539
>leftist
that's obviously a libcuck sign

>>211778581
probably going to have a wank

HUGE fart on its way

ummm actually we’re protesting a fucking fascist nazi government that’s why we decided to make all these gay cringe signs

genuinely makes me howl when sacked tranny sends someone flying got to hand it to him he is funny

>>211778581
i'll be browsing /brot/ as usual

I don't do anything because I've got no reason to live, you see? No joy, no memories, no experiences. Always wearing a frown and staring at the ground.

>>211778664
It’s actually really serious

>>211778624
https://vocaroo.com/18TgQkqOad8g

>>211778664
>i don't make memories or have experiences because i don't have memories or experiences

got a blinder of a comment but I'm saving it for the new, you understand

>>211778650
do ye aye?

I CAN CHANGE

>>211778693
It's a cycle

>>211778709
i dont understand

going to visit every mages guild in cyrodiil to buy all their spells
i'm a member of the arcane university, you see. i'm going to craft some spells

Gordon ramsey sex dwarf sex arse

>>211778709
Understandable mate

Matthew 23:38 states, "See, your house is left to you desolate."

>>211778728
you're just lazy cunt

>>211778633
most of them are paid actors

>>211778756
This verse is part of Jesus' lament over Jerusalem, where he foretells the city's destruction due to its rejection of him. In the context of Matthew 23, Jesus is criticizing the religious leaders of Jerusalem for their hypocrisy and rejection of his message, ultimately leading to the desolation of their "house".

>>211778765
All 6 million of them, huh?

>>211778740
it's quite simple, i have a blinder of a comment but i'm saving it for the new

>>211778779
Was never 6 milli dawg

>>211778779
why is it always 6 million with your kind

>>211778786
Can we have a little teaser please

>>211778794
>211778794

>>211778741
Not just making your own spells in balmora?

>>211778832
>>211778832
>>211778832