Thread 211778832

tits and pits edition

>>211778832 (OP)
I love tits

Its 2025, why do Brits still drink warm beer like savages?

>>211778832 (OP)
I talked to a woman today

ummy

>>211778873
Your mom doesnt count

>>211778832 (OP)
ummysaurus

Gagging to rim the bf's arse

>>211778873
My girlfriend will be coming home stinky from work later, looking forward to burying my face in her unshaven pits

brits are all going to bed now
gotta wake up bright and early for work

>>211778904
Disgusting

>>211778904
Fucking pithair, pubes and wee bit round the arsehole is pure sex

>>211778862
Ale is meant to be served at cellar temperature, 12-14 degrees.

>>211778906
not me
staying up late cos im a NEET you see

thing is, the biggest issue in the first world isnt wealth inequality or racial injustices (whatever that means)

its the ratio between men and women

if the population in general was made up of 80% female, 20% male, none of the above issues would remotely occur; in fact, in would bring about harmony in many ways.

this is what i mean when i say "overpopulation" is an issue – but its a gendered one more than a general volume one.

I've found kitchen roll to be very efficient, no more picking bits of tissue off my nobber

Hello brothers

>>211778906
I need to be up bright and early for my sex arse arriving.

>>211778955
yeah its thicker
perfect if you cant be arsed jumping in the shower immediatelty after a wank

Average home in bradford

>>211778955
this nigga using toilet paper for wiping his dick after jerking it ahahahahah

>>211778937
iranians want to kill THIS??????

>>211778968
Hello Cody

>>211778955
>not having a jizz shirt

ahem
bums and tits

a thousand million voices raised as one
a bell on all seven hills
a formation in lockstep, side by side
all crying out
>why didn't you invest in eastern stoke-on-trent?

>>211778919
never played daggerfall or arena desu. i'm a big normie

>>211778974
I don't get it what's wrong with this mansion?

Feel like my willer has been completely drained now and is 100% empty

>>211778880
if you say ummy one more time I'll give you something to ummy about, got it?

>>211778832 (OP)
>>211778862
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>>211778904
>>211778906
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>>211778968
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>>211779000

>>211779000
>not just using old socks
actual pleb

https://youtu.be/cpcUr1pCRg0

@radfem

>>211779054
get used to it bruce
your kings are gonna be blocked from this site soon

>>211779054
Thoughts on my post? >>211778598

>>211779054
>OI

>>211779019
daggerfall is shit because all of the dungeons are basically the same design, just rooms and levels stacked ontop of eachother
this is somewhat okay in oblivion or skyrim because the graphics are decent, but not when everything looks like a 16 bit gameboy game

couple threads ago someone said Where's Ja?
that was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-4vDAKaMX8

true love!

>>211778862
While traditional English ales are served at 'cellar temperature' which is around 10C, lager has been the most popular style of beer in Britain for decades now and is served at around 2-4C

>>211779019
It's novelty runs out quite fast but theres tits and ass everywhere so it pretty good.

reading about gypsies. they originated in india. must be an interesting story but not as well recorded as the jewish diaspora

>>211779091
by far one of the posts

>Israel and Iran attacks continue as leaders warn of further retaliation

Wow, it sounds like every relationship I've had!

>>211778955
Use a sock you creature

don’t really understand the difference between ale and lager they taste the same to me

I got an erection earlier and now my balls hurt

>>211779183
Sorry mate

we're in two separate threads gentlemen
get it sorted out

Do people up north unironically live in terraces where your shitter and shower are behind the kitchen downstairs?
Getting up at night and going all the way through the house for a slash

>>211779209
right let's get it sorted do you want picking up now and taken to this one or you alright

>>211779151
Someone told me the difference once but I forgot

49 But all those who knew him, including the women who had followed him from Galilee, stood at a distance, watching these things.

can't sleep, going for late night gym session, living dangerously

>>211779225
don't pick me up please

Well I'm not bloody well posting in that one!

>>211779236
Yankees only drink bud light anyway so doesn’t really matter

>>211779149
dont fucking dare do that to me again

>>211779210
no the bathroom was upstairs. did live in a terrace though

last glass of wine before bed just poured

>>211779183
Sherlock.

>>211779151
Ales are less carbonated, and tend to be darker in colour and with a more complex flavour profile.
Compare something like an Old Speckled Hen to a Budweiser, they are completely different.

>>211779210
there are houses like this in Midlands too

Let's make a baby

>>211779210
versus the gigachad midlands terrace with the bathroom through the second bedroom

>>211779271
hopefully you catch the novelty before it runs out next time

any hairless twink up for a bum?

>>211779265
either bud lite or some ultra fedora craft IPA made with gun oil and hemp

>>211779265
We are the same people

what's the point of NEETing without money for weed?

>>211779312
A blight on this thread you are

>>211779319
more of a hairy bear with flecks of poo and blood around my ring piece

>>211779210
I grew up with a full upstairs and downstairs bathroom, can’t imagine how shit it must be just to have the one

>>211779342
Good

>>211779265
Most Brits drink piss like Fosters, hardly the most discerning drinkers.

>>211779337
*looks up at my flag*
that's my job

>>211779327
Me and you? You wish

honestly bizarre how similar brits are to americans

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

I drink stellas

>>211779327
>We are the same people

>>211779402
I'm English mate

>>211779363
I drink kwak blonde

I drink Sapporo

>>211779363
what do frogs drink

>>211779421
very cheeky glass on a kwak
very cheeky indeed

>>211779402
I look like this and say this when I am French but trying my hardest to conceal my nationality, while also standing in front of the Eiffel Tower.

>>211779416
No course u are

>>211779160
rarity > fluttershy

someone make a Tinder alternative but you have to be diagnosed with some kind of mental disorder to get on.

>>211779483
gotta be mentally ill to use dating apps in the first place

>>211779433
GIRUGAMESH!

>>211779410
>>211779385
Yes we are the heirs of the British empire, like it or not

>>211779483
like Grindr?

out for dinner with the missus

>>211779502
>>211779515

not the kind of mental illness im looking for

>>211779506
You have no idea who I am

>>211779519
Thats a man baby

>>211779519
The finale of Classic Doctor Who be like

Why don’t the kids like rock music anymore?

>>211779523
oh you mean downr

>>211779519
is this Keemstar's acquaintance

brehs

Tim is slowly dying :(

Really takes your mind off WW3 doesn't it radfem, jolly good old sport

>>211779519
trypophobiaberg going MENTAL

>>211779542
Good morning sir

>>211779579
put some respect on the OG

>>211779606
Morning fat boy

>>211779585
you literally weigh twice my weight
a bit more, even

>>211779585
this nigga 2 people

>>211779585
Fatty

>>211779609
didn't even remember boogie had a gf kek

>>211778832 (OP)
What's her name?
I need those pits

>>211779664
alri skeletor

>>211779664
this nigga 0.75 of a person

>>211779585
alri niko

>>211779680
haram innit

>>211779657
this image reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer falls into a worm hole and ends up in the real world

>>211779708
>>211779680
Nevremind, noticed the bottom right.
Usually there's no source.

>>211779708
odd name that

3 hour phonecall with dadberg complete. Managed to avoid talking about my grim personal life the entire time

>>211779664
Alri frodo

>>211779483
I met my partner on Outlook

>>211779738
thats cool. my dad has the same social retardation as me so we just dont talk about our personal lives ever. i like it

Rachel 'Paizuri' Reeves

>>211779693
>>211779664
>>211779660
>>211779642
this was my dinner last night

>>211779793
whispering

I first met my dad when I was 21
I saw him at a funeral recently and managed to avoid bumping into him

>>211779761
you put in a calendar invite to fuck or something? you CC her into your dick pics?

sunburns on your feet are the worst

Squash levels: Restored

>>211779783
jewish phenotype, as is that "welshman" who does the media rounds

>>211779826
... Filled another one ...

Touching some satin
Feels good man

i met my gf on minecraft
you could say she's a miner

>>211779174
>Watching a true crime documentary
>Look inside
>The killer owned a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook
Yawn

>>211779791
and at no point did you think that was too much? you're literally doing GOMAD without trying

>>211779815
she sent me an email saying her Nigerian dad needed a loan
but it's alright because he's loaded so he'll pay me back

By steadfast love and faithfulness iniquity is atoned for, and by the fear of the Lord one turns away from evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tLebIP1o5U

Watch this

>>211779836
Satin is haram brother

Say something genuine and sincere for once in your life

Could go without seeing the feet of these disgusting freaks

>>211779849
im down from 2GOMAD and 1JOPBAD so that's something

>>211779791
>2000kcal from milk alone
rippetoe would be proud

PRETTY BABY

YOU LOOK SO HEAVENLY

>>211779791
Bro is on the Caseoh diet

The Ayatollah's granddaughter

mental how fucking fit she is

>>211779916
Biomass

>>211779879
only wearing it, and only for men

>>211779880
No

watching tv with my grampa

Getting blacked

>>211779906
So this is Rorke('s Drift)

>>211779924
Who is this semen demon

>>211779924
I'm not even being ironic when I say her chin is too pointy

>>211779916
why is she not wearing a burqa

>>211779924
utterly mad how angry feminists are over that cover

>>211779879
It doesn't matter

hate when people most cute/sexy women doing cute/sexy things. really ignites the incel rage.

Burkini

>>211779995
sabrina carpenter is too tryhard / forced to trigger the incels tho

>>211779995
ktim, woman should be forced to cover up and everyone should have arranged marriages

>>211779924
she looks like she's doing a poo in this pic

>>211780044
doberf

i aint never run from a nigga and i aint about to pick today to start running

UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

mental how shit this thread is

>>211780081
it had boobies on the OP though

Why didn't you invest in eastern riding of Yorkshire????

put rims on the whip

Vadim shouting ktim every post

my penis is 6 inches long and 4.5 inches girth

my penis is 5 inches long and 6 inches diameter

6.5 x 5 me

>>211780191
Well go on then

20 (metric) feet long and it does silly dances like the dancing frog from that one cartoon
always forget to measure the girth lol
add me on runescape for a good time, curling tips, and SO much more!

Those soft middle eastern pussies better stop playing with Israel, I want to see the middle east wiped the fuck out (including and especially Israel) but if Iran and Palestine and Lebanon keep pushing it Israel is eventually going to spaz out and glass them

>>211780249
deranged post

>>211780249
>

remember ukraine?
anyone???

Got a date with a 6 foot tall 4/10

rorke slipping on a banana peel and falling down the memoryhole

>>211780249
when you are brave enough to raise your head around somalis, then you can make a post like this

rumors khamenei has been eliminated

I'm ready send me in

Wank toil finished

I'm ready to die for Israel, Sir Keir and our thriving migrant community if that's what it takes

>>211780318
I literally threw a bucket of paint over a homeless African less than a week ago

@SirKeirStarmer get the fucking niggers deported

I've got Ofcom on the phone now lads, I'll get this mess sorted out

>>211778832 (OP)
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>>211778854
unless this is her too

Then he said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.”

Jesus answered him, “Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.”

Lads if you fancy a good laugh go to a Palestine march and look at the absolute disgust and hatred on the face of the Muslims for the tranny's any gays.

They literally make the tranny's and gays match in a different section to them, I seen a Muslim guy punch a woman for touching the Palestine flag with the LGBTQ flag

furiosa is more like the og mad max in a sense that it's boring crap. halfway in and there's barely any action.

>>211780508
I don't think I'll be doing that

>>211780508
did you see what happened when leftypol went to egypt the other day

>>211780523
need this 2D image in my POV 3D

Sir Israel Supporter

Ethnic girl armpit

>>211780555
Aryan.

latina twerk wanktoil beckons

Don't
Push
Me
Cause
I'm
Close
To
The
Edge
I'm
Trying
Not
To
Lose
My
Head
Ahuh huh huh

I'm not your stepping stone

>>211780599
Fucking Aryan

thinkin bout their puffy nipples and their little bum cheeks and white knickers

playing chess set a trap and he didn't fall for it. the second i decided to try something else he re-engaged the trap and fell for it and i won. fucking hate this stupid game so much

just a coincidence that prostate cancer rates rise as the faggot population rises
just a coincidence

>>211780622
Dont think thats legal

>>211778832 (OP)
She can stay if she lets me take a Sniff every so often

>>211780650
not illegal to think about them privately in my thoughtblob is it

>>211780636
riichi mahjong is far more soul crushing than chess

>>211780690
i've been playing it in the yakuza minigame and i actually kinda like it even though i'm shit at it

>>211780690
i'll make sure to never play it then

as much as I love europe, spanish people are quite brown

>>211780690
>>211780716
reckon half my playtime in the yakuza games is just from mahjong and koikoi

>>211780791
Chill out.

>>211780468
thanks mate, really appreciate it
there's been a terrible misunderstanding between us for a little while now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj80lwznXu8
get the leaf terminology learnt

one time when I was in school I was sitting near a checkers board and one girl came up to me and offered to play, we started playing but then some other girl joined in and started taking turns for her and calling me a retard and she owned me

need to throatpie a girl's chebs

>>211780791
Northern Spain is Celtic and white!

>>211780867
Very Aryan. 300 cockroach!

>Approximately three million Muslims emigrated or were driven out of Spain between 1492 and 1610.
It can be done lads.

>>211780909
yet most spainiards look mixed with them nowadays

>>211780909
300 cockroach.

is a bacon bap a real thing? I heard it in a video.

>>211780949
>its... its LE OVER!!!! le WHITE RACE is le FINISHED! this means i NEED TO BE RACIST ONLINE!!!!

>>211780986
no, it's imaginary

>>211781028
a more annoying kind of midlife crisis thats cropped up in recent years

>>211780949
false
you forgot to count hindus

Anyone want a sprite cranberry?

>>211781016
>brits be eating bacon baps like

>>211780999
Stfu beaner

>>211781068
im white and my trips outrank your singles

rorke blossoming into a sensitive young man

i NEED TO BE RACIST ONLINE!!!!

>>211781079
Trips and you choke to death on the chilli your mum makes you for dinner tomorrow night

>>211781087
calling up GCHQ right now

Not upgrading to Windows 11, just not doing it. Stop asking

trips and your mom die instead

corr, might make a chilli tomorrow

Feel like shit got no mates no hobbies my race is dying my country is a joke

>>211781123
you will update
you will have your start button in the middle of your taskbar
you will love it

>>211781099
dubs so he chokes but mum successfully performs heimlich manoeuvre sorry rorke

>>211781160
Do the arab looking jew girls have brown nipples? Asking for me.

>>211781163
his one reply this thread: not even (you)

>>211781194
Sources are telling me the answer is yes

>>211781163
loved this nigga in pokemon colosseum

>>211781213
Converting to Judaism and claiming my right to return right now

Biomass slave labor now, biomass slave labor tomorrow, biomass slave labor FOREVER!

>>211781160
cant wait for these refugees to show up in my jewish ass city :>)

umm

sorry lads but the night shift here is terrible. It really goes to shit when i usually log off for the night

seinfeld in 2025: kramer unknowingly helps an iranian spy, gets a free vacation to tehran, accidentally leans on the missile launch button

>>211781336
EVACUATE THE KHAZAR MILKERS AND MIZRAHI JEWS WITH BROWN NIPPLES NOW!

>>211781371
11:45
that's the cut-off

morning all

>>211781528
lust provoking image

The choons hit different with missles falling on Israel

LATINA BOOTY!

ROCKET ALERTS ROCKET ALERTS
SIRENS RIGHT NOW
HUGE NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

>>211781604
new launches

Wonder if Godberg is enjoying the kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55aa0IOs7w
Tune in boys it's kicking off again

>>211781632
don't care going to sleep

>>211781604
>>211781610
but i need to go to bed whens the arrivals expected?

>>211781632
What a let down

>>211781689
Just happened, couple hits looks like interceptors got most of em

>>211781610
no worries, we'll float on
well out of range

Screaming

>>>/tv211494553
>>>/tv/211495281
>>>/tv/211498907
>>>/tv/211499860

>>211781733
fucked up the most important one didnt you

Round 2 let's GOOOO

>>211781733
scrombobulating

>>211781733
>>>/tv/211494553

>>211781768
>>211781768
>>211781768

watching HasanAbi's stream

>>211779975
Iranians don't wear Burqa, they wear Chadors, retard.