Thread 211780648

Row row fight tha powa edition

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>>211780600
If wasn't meant to be personal, so you shouldn't take it that way
I get deoressed just thinking about the state if britain and i'm sure you do too

Are there any trad trans girls who dress modestly

10 eggrolls down the hatch

i'm sure you do

>>211780672
chillin like a villain

>>211780682
it come wit egg wuh

whom /retard/ here

>>211780695
Why did Karl Marx turn into a nigger?

need a girlfrient or boyfrient in real life

>>211780686
A lot of people do

overdosing on girlfrientanyl

>>211780695
Even if you didn't have to work you'd have to spend all your time hunting for food and maintaining your shelter. No matter what you have to work one way or another

>>211780730
haha

I have never seen a female express affection for me other than my own mother and one grandmother

>>211780735
If i inherited a hundred million I wouldn't have to do either

Why am I a footfag? Well you see, a women these days can fake literally everything about themselves nowadays, their eye color, lips, face, hair color, nose, ass, even vaginal plasticity.
But do you know what they can't change? Their feet, a girl with ugly feet is a girl with an ugly soul.

>>211780735
marx would count that work as a part of life

>>211780735
Well the hunter gathers who built Göbekli Tepe seemed to have enough free time to build a giant temple for their gods

How are you guys doing tonight? Mentally preparing for work tomorrow?

did you guys see the trump birthday parade? embarrassing lol

before I have seen a woman pull on her nose with both hands put together because she was stressed and her bottom eyelids stretched out and underneath was a bunch of red skin, it was pretty hot and built character. I saw someone do that before and the skin under his eyes was green it was pretty disgusting. also have seen a woman do the same thing but with red inside her mouth

wonder what all that means if they can do that by stretching out their skin

>>211780787
nobody will hire me

>>211780377
>When he eats with his mom the pistol faces towards her
>When he eats with his dad the pistol faces towards himself
Any psychoanalysis guys in here that can explain this?

>>211780787
I'm at work now

need eyepussy

>>211780735
My great grandmother told me stories about her work on the family farm and i don't envy her, and she still had it easier than her great grandmother

>>211780787
I can't wait to see my frens at work again :)

Mexicans niggas

>>211780830
YOU ARE AN ASSPUSSY

>>211780852
>now you say "for you"

>>211780830
>>211780811
>>211780789
Maybe it's good that you people can't have knives

>>211780862
MY BUSSY

MY CHOICE

old man from Malcolm in The Middle was in No Country for Old Men

Did you do track and field in school?

Moe hits curly and intimidates Larry with a vicious look

>>211780876
Your bussy
MY choice

in america military parades are sponsored by corporations

>>211780882
nah, my pace was terrible. My fastest mile around the track was like 9:35 in gym. Still kicking myself for only trying out for the baseball team senior year tho

I did cross country in junior high but I wasn't good at it

>>211780882
men could never
surely this is detrimental to her anyway, if she runs?

>>211780882
that can't be aerodynamic

BREAKING: ISRAELI WOMEN ARE FLYING INTO LAS VEGAS IN DROVES TRYING TO MARRY AMERICAN MEN TO SECURE CITIZENSHIP

apparently men cant be on their knees with their head stuck out and body parallel to the floor and put their hands behind their back at the same time. women can though

>>211780911
Aerodynamic helmet
Notice how it's not flat in the back

>>211780947
thats because their pussy muscles

>>211780967
proof?

>>211780911
Running isn't cycling; aerodynamic efficiency isn't a huge factor, certainly not compared to the importance of leg muscles in sprinting.

Also, you're plain old wrong, having a larger ass would probably be more aerodynamic since it gives a longer surface onto which the airflow can remained attached before detaching and breaking up into vortices, meaning they would have a lower drag coefficient.

>>211780947
Heavier upper bodies
Every single one of these "men can't x" are always because men's center of balance is higher

Why are women like this?

i just want to eat some pussy you know what i mean

this is so funny

the musclepussy (or something)
>>211780977
yeah I think it is because of the pelvis though. they get on their hands and knees, and lay their belly on their knees and put their head out

>>211780991
is that fb dating?

>>211780971
they are more dense at their core and pelvis, hence gravity keeps them center, like a fulcrum

>>211780991
why are you a faggot?

>>211781001
Yea.

>>211781009
Is it any good?

>>211780977
>>211781002
"yeah" because I thought it was the center of gravity too

>>211780998
Wait, what? Do you have a picture of this?
I thought it was a balancing act

burgers on their way to defend israel

>>211781036
embarassing

>>211781034
never mind

>>211781018
Better than some other sites/apps.

>>211781036
Saddest military parade ever

>>211781036
why aren't they marching in unison? they seem undisciplined.

>>211780818
Reverse oedipal complex or something, he wants his dad to dick him and to kill his mommie

>>211780787
Alcohol-maxxing my gullet

the pussiepussy

suckmaxxing my dick

>>211781036
Kek even the audience in the background is half heartedly clapping

incelmaxxing my life

>>211780787
I took this week off work so I'm gonna have a nice goon sesh this evening and then blast my guns and work on my cars while drinking ALCOHOL this week.

>>211781118
Broke my back doing that now i'm disabled-maxxd

Military parades are for authoritarian countries anyways waste of time and money

>>211781137
bimbos are ugly

>>211781137
wouldn't fuck these bimbos if they paid me

As a white man I get very powerful primal urges to cum inside a girl when I see brown nipples, its like nature itself is calling out to me, to dump my seed into her womb.

>>211781077
>>211781120
You're right. They should increase their budget until they achieve perfect discipline and lethality

still would though. those two are fit

>>211781150
And France

>>211781155
nobody's paying to fuck brazilian incels, unc

The bear went over the mountain,
the bear went over the mountain,
the bear went over the mountain,

>>211781166
Um Israel needs more money they should be increasing their willingness to die for the Zionist state. Money won't help that unless it involves more brainwashing.

>>211781172
but if they did

>>211780735
The TRVKE that shatters marxists, anarcho-primitivists, and dude weed types with ease

loser says what

>>211781155
you're not supposed to fuck them you're supposed to fund their lifestyles

I can join at least 3 of my favourite creators and see all the cock pics in their catalouges

>>211781155
>>211781154
bimbos are one of my fetishes. i'm aware they're degenerate. same with broken white trailer trash girls, but my dick is diamonds when i come across a foul-mouthed bitch who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

>>211780672
Does that "African American" have a penis coming from his butt?

>>211781120
This is the audience, btw.

how long does hetero sex normally last

Bimbos always find +50 year old weird coomer guys with a lot of money

>>211780991
>tattoos
Eww.

>>211781233
on painkillers or with a condom? like 30m-1hr
raw? like 15m

Will i ever become a full-grown adult, or am I always going to be this pathetic avoidant dysgenic freak?
I think we all know the answer *laugh track*

i like trailer trash girl, or just i like white women and don't care if they're poor

>>211781241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3E0TSyu-Gg

>>211781232
i think even being proximate to people like this i feel an intense sense of primal disgust, like they're just so shamelessly revolting and inbred looking

>>211781241
ask myself the same thing

>>211780787
I'm unemployable. So I do yardwork and garden.

>>211781191
Didn't hear? Peace in the middle east is in process

>>211781246
nigga you live in favelas

>>211781232
looks like one of the pics of 4chan meets
>>211781240
thanks. I wonder if the other person would get bored if it lasts longer than that, because 15-30 minutes isnt a long time, but an hour is long

>>211781265
you mean they've nuked Israel?

>>211780882
Left has the better bum.

>>211781265
It's not about peace in the middle east it's about world peace my dude

how is it that certain people can convince others that they're god and some people can't even convince others that they're a human being

>>211781232
The only large gathering of people i have seen in a while without palestinian and south american flags

America is healing

>>211780991
She's not into you and is currently receiving enough attention from other sources.

>>211781287
Charisma is actually very important despite all that sigma shit autists like

>>211781287
you can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but if you really want to fool people just make it illegal to criticize your religion or history in any way.

>>211781254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibZpSsZHI1k

FYI: Jeets online are obsessed with calling people 'White trash'. One of their most obvious giveaways especially when they don't even use the term properly

>>211781274
>15-30 minutes isnt a long time, but an hour is long
That's because a male's asshole didn't evolve to take dicks. Enjoy your microtears giving you HVI.

>>211781274
There was a /pol/ meetup in the US and most of the attendances looked like Latinos.

>>211781337
white trash detected

>>211781354
Jeet detected.

Got a haircut and the barber (my buddy's dad) fucked it up

even the dog is fat

>>211781366
are you offended

>>211781350
Grim beyond words

>>211781322
>t. the anon who won't even insult Muhammad
Wew lad

I need some charisma (to find a girlfrient). I found a little bit the other day but it is only in some situations, which arent sustainable or good

MY FUCKING NFTS ARE WORTH JACK SHIT
MY FRIENDS WHO HELD BTC ARE FUCKING RETIRED AND HAVE HOUSES AND TRAVEL ALL FUCKING YEAR
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I HAVE TO FUCKING GO TO WORK TOMORROW

>>211781350
So millennial-coded

>>211781337
are you a self hating jeet? i've never heard this even once, jeets usually try to brag about their culture more than anything. refer to picrel

denounce Mohammed

>>211781399
>he bought NFTs
dumbass

>>211781418
denounce don cherry

Its tough being 32 and still into MILFs

>>211781399
by the time NFTs came around the BTC ship had already sailed long ago

>>211781403
>never heard this once
>his own image shows Jeets brag about imagined social/economic success
Saar...

>>211781403
make the codes start at 0 (this makes sense if you go back to BGTS). I mean B_SA1 on that level becomes B_SA1_PK0

>>211781399
get it out. scream the things you could never. those damned bastards! fuck them and all of their money!

>>211781403
this is redditpaki btw

just got my reply

Business idea:
Brooklyn Bridge NFTs

Then you really can sell the brooklyn bridge to gullible people

>>211781287
some people are gods and some people are clods

I'm trying to remember the name of a game that was shown off at SGF last week. It was a first person shooter set on a train. Anyone remember it?

In 10 days I will be in Iceland. I plan to HEEM the iceland anon

i don't get protestors. i feel strongly about some things, sure. but where do they get all these signs and shirts? and to walk around in this heat? i really feel like these people don't have any hobbies.

Girls play too damn much

When i drink alcohol my legs hurt

Imagine the basklash against innocent Jews if Israel nuked Tehran.

>>211781525
how will you find him? I would love to track down a fw posters and anthrax them

>>211781538
fucking gross

>>211781537
In a lot of cases nowadays they are literally being paid to be there but the media just ignores that or even deboonks it.

>>211781462
my image shows the thing i said happens? are you fucking retarded Ranjeet? holy shit.

>>211781539
you're drinking leg hurting juice

>>211781553
I will leave a piece of whale meat out in the open, under a box trap

>>211781564
how do you know where they live in Iceland

>>211781539
you've got the gout

>>211781539
Maybe you drink too much and get dehydrated.

>>211781561
>falseflagging this hard
Poo's law, stage 3

BUT THERES BOOZE IN THE BLENDER
AND SOON IT WILL RENDER
THAT FROZEN conCOCtion that helps me hang ooonnn

imagine if the mods did their job at removing tourists instead of being trans and sitting in BLACKED Discords carving BBC SLAVE into their skin for discord upvotes

>those images
Holy brainrot

>>211781574
Dont they only have like 100k people? I could just ask around.

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgB62ZrtOIw

>>211781594
i'd prefer they start with dragging you back to your own general.

>>211781576
What is that some kind of pirate disease? it sounds 19th century

>>211781546
Sunni Arabs don't care about Shias thoughbeit, if Israel nuked Mecca now THAT would be some crazy shit frfr

where do you guys get all your jeet memes I need to make a jeet folder

>>211781603
easy for you
but in all seriousness I hope that with that anon you meet for a fun time

>>211781607
Mike's gonna FREAK

>>211781618
Why would Israel nuke an ally

>>211781625
>redditjeet discord casually trying to figure it out
Nigga just use any site on the internet and people will be making fun of jeets

otherwise he has got 40 knives so good luck getting 41 knives through customs

I want to jerk my little penis unto exhaustion, but i also don't if you know what i mean. pumping up and down and then ejaculation... it's all so predictable. I can't believe we have white liquid stored inside our spheres
It's unreal. It's completely unbelievable. I don't believe it

The skyline of Tel Aviv looks beautiful right now.

>>211781581
jeet hands typed this post

>>211781646
I need jeet memes

japanese humor might truly be the worst in the world

>>211781653
I wonder if girls get the same satisfaction? I wonder like psychologically what we get out of smelling our musty sacks, its vile but also I am curious and oddly satisfied each time.

momberg doesnt care about living after her parents died

>>211781685
facts

>>211781685
why? they just make big faces to weird behavior. it's so benign

>>211781687
they get satisfaction when they make people involuntarily smell their rotten fish canyon

>>211781512
Found it (in case anyone was wondering).

Sitting naked on my easy chair drinking beer w/ 4chan on my big t.v screen
it doesn't get better than this

as well as a girlfriend I also need videogames

When I build a portal to a different universe you guys can come maybe

>>211781697
she's sad that you're her progeny and she knows her line dies with you

i shifted timelines at some point. new zealand used to be to the right of australia

one secont

I'm never going to therapy yo

whats that big country under Mexico

>>211781232
i feel better about myself, thank you

i think at some level to get fully aroused i have to convince myself that what I'm doing is wrong or naughty
idk how to explain it

>>211781546
The hardest thing i ever had to do was post "who?" In norm's death announcement thread on /tv/

>>211781781
texas.

>>211781232
i was watching it live and there were so many chinese niggas there it was unbelievable

The world has my permission to end after my pet dies

>>211781781
Honduras

>>211781806
he would have liked that, so you did a good thing.

to be honest I bet that just locking someone in your closet for like 4 days would mindbreak them, in the unprofessional sense

>>211781813
Very reddit-coded

I mean with food and water and whatever else. I dont care

>>211781812
I think a lot of old white veterans have gotten a wife from the Phillipines.

evens i eat more chips
odds i drink choco milk

>>211781845
very true sir haha

redditleaf here ama

really makes u think

thoughts

redditjeet here ama

>>211781865
how tight is your bussy

>>211781877
some

i have another package coming will you join me in the unboxing extravaganza?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gOpGq2fnG4I

I'm playing this whole shit posting outside watching as the sun goes down

i dont like it when elong throttles my xitter

>>211781891
Not if it has anytime to do with sex, poop, or genitalia

>>211781877
makes one ponder

coca cola glass, bottle of pepsi
i don give a damn

>>211780648 (OP)
Is there a reason why these guys can't just pull out their batons and just start swinging? Even before the George Droid protests I don't think I ever heard or seen a police officer use it, even online. I don't even know why they continue to issue them at this point.

>>211781891
We don't care about your otherkin sex toys, Hunter

>>211781905
it does not

>>211781905
yfw it's a shit dildo

>>211781891
Nah, you won't get anymore (You)s from me after this reply.

>>211781916
Police haven't carried blackjacks since like the 40s
They have batons now

>>211781917
My name is not Hunter where did you get this info?

>>211781438
Never. Don Cherry didn't rape 9 year olds.

>>211781608
the /brit/ general is 90% one two yankees, and one isnt even talkin about Britan - theyre talking about America. all day btw. 3 hours minimum of him talking about America in /brit/ getting 0 replies

>>211781891
sure! i really hope it's an action figure. those are my favorite. a transformer, especially.

>>211781945
I was just watching a video about Hunter Biden and needed a stereotypical white weirdo name to call you

>>211781937
i have only ever been nice to you i dont know why you are so hostile
>>211781950
i dont collect action figures sorry

>>211781944
I said batons :Y

>>211781972
Mi dispiace, I didn't read the whole thing well

women are so sexy, at least some of them, it's such a shame i will never have sex in my life

>>211781967
im not a weirdo doe

>>211781990
https://youtu.be/0SOeHQr64Xg
https://youtu.be/0SOeHQr64Xg
https://youtu.be/0SOeHQr64Xg

>>211781990
No one cares, just rent a prostitute already.

>>211781949
i don't actually mind you, i don't know why i posted that. just being bitchy, i guess. well, come on in, make yourself comfortable "guv-nah".

>>211781900
those aint words

firin up a podcast, bros

>>211781972
why is she in israel

>>211781916
Rank and file uniforms like this aren't trained properly for force anymore. The guys who are are either assigned to areas where they are expected to use it on a daily basis or they are more specialized like SWAT etc. Your standard prison guard would have handled that situation better.

>>211782015
based

>>211781995
You go on Internet forums to show strangers the sex toys you order.. id say that put as you firmly in the weirdo category

>>211782048
it wasnt a sex toy

It doesn't matter what you think!

i would dance and be merry life would be a dingaderry if i only had a brain.

You know what you should do if you can't find sex?
Make yourself a nice ham sandwich with Swiss cheese and lots of mustard, tomato, lettuce, the works. And an ice cold 5% beer. You'll feel better, I promise

do /cum/ anons know the name of the cartel song where it goes "I am the son of El Chapo"
then it lists 3 cartel leaders from Mexico. first then, archipelago, then maybe fidel castro

>>211782085
>beer
haram. A naturally carbonated mineral water

>>211782060
Sure kid, whatever you say

>>211782097
https://youtu.be/dDp3lfE_In8
https://youtu.be/dDp3lfE_In8
https://youtu.be/dDp3lfE_In8

i am the son of El Chapo
1
archipelagio
Fidel Castro
nnananana

it was a band outside playing the guitars and trumpets

>>211781788
Thats normal

>>211782103
Sorry, it's gotta be a beer or it doesn't work. And isn't ham haram to you lot too?
This is just a horrible idea for you

>>211782109
its a card game nigga

>>211782119
this is my life, when I get home I listen to this song

>>211782085
Replace the ham with salami or bratwurst
Ham is gross

>>211782132
I'm not Muslim but for whiny depressives one beer often turns 10 o algo.

>>211782135
Oh right. A "card game". Sure. Okay.

yo soy un hombre sincero

>>211782077
dingleberry

>>211782142
Kek why is he wearing scooter shoes
Starmer a skater boy?

>>211781825
I like to think so too

>>211782085
see, this is the ticket. sit around awhile. you'll see, even agony is swept by the winds of time. and i don't mean years and weeks, minutes! treat yourself well for a few minutes. or, shit, treat yourself terribly, and have eighteen of those 5% beers. you decide! remember that. you decide.

>>211782146
cool.
its random garbage just to mess with you tho. i have no clue what song you are talking about

>>211782147
Fool. Black forest hame is fucking delicious

lot of missed opportunity missed out on in that music video

in my mind im gone to carolina

>>211782161
cringe

I should not fall for blackies.

my 4chan pass expired

>>211782168
He's dripped out ngl

>>211782211
she looks like she fucks white guys exclusively

>>211782044
>>211781972
>she

In the pantheon of lunchmeats, where would you place ham?

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/159113/the-wanderer-636eba2a8c60b
There's something comforting about the fact that extreme loneliness and alienation is a universal experience. Even some random anglo saxon dude was writing about it in 1000 a.d

>>211782232
very high. almost ultimate.

>>211781350
Fat people are so disgusting it's unreal. I can't believe I used to be one of them.

roast beef > ham > turkey > chicken
for sandwiches

>>211782232
straight cut unprocessed ham?
like right below pastrami

Found this monarch butterfly caterpillar on our milkweed plant

>>211782261
This guy gets it. Top marks

>>211782270
our as in you and me?

Ham, turkey, bologna are disgusting
Salami, bratwurst, italian sausage, pastrami are God tier

>>211782172
Good morning sirs. I am a indian working in tech consultancy in the city of san pablo brazil. I want to move to united states and work in tech so what is the best place to move to in united states for american context? Thank you very much

>>211782266
Carved ham.
Processed ham is against God's Law.

lunchmeat has never been a regular part of my diet

>>211782232
mid tier if it's a good smoked ham, low tier if it's garbage walmart stuff.

>>211782172
I want a girl like this so fucking bad

>>211782289
America is full

>>211782232
Below salami and prosciutto

i scrub and scrub but my teeth are still green

>>211782298
It's been the most regular part of my diet for like 15 years now

>>211782328
GREEN?
That's not normL

roast beef is actually really overrated

>>211782328
I jerk and jerk but my penis is still small

>>211782289
Get the fuck out of my country cow shit eater, fucker

Iran is cooked

>>211782328
my teeth are pretty yellow and i don't really give a shit, my mom says i should get them whitened

>>211782354
get his ass

>>211782293
"prism of pork" is a great song name.

>>211782306
Literally what in the fuck do I need to do to get a girl like this? Thank you

>>211782349
yeah my teeth are green and my gums are gray, it's been that way for a few months im not sure what happened

>>211782293
They take the meat off the carcass and grind it. That's basically it. Spam would be the closest thing to that, but it has all the garbage cuts of the pig that they couldn't sell instead

>>211782382
You're a zombie

>>211782293
>"Prism of Pork"
Based.

Good morning sir welcome to Tim Hortons

>>211782387
That's not true, SPAM is basically just pork shoulder meat that's harder to cook. I watched a whole documentary on SPAM, it's the only reason your country didn't starve to death in WW2.

I say SPAM, you say THANK YOU.

just found out leo di¡caprio is italian

Might fill my thermos full of beer and get drunk during class tommorow

I'd prefer to meet the girl on the right...

>>211782434
>it's the only reason the us didn't starve to death in ww2
That's not even close to true. Maybe it's why the soviets didn't starve

you knew damn well there weren't going to be any mass deportations

>>211782441
Just take a water bottle full of vodka.

>>211782422
People are uploading videos of Canadians yelling at jeets to social media, and the comments are all defending the person yelling.
Jeets are making racism great again.

>>211782443
left is hotter but right probably has a bigger dick

>>211782458
I dont have vodka only beer. vodka is too alcoholic. I dont want to nuke my liver

>>211782443
I'd rather meet a white girl.

shant be baking a nu

I really need to buy a drill and a Sawsall.

I always put it off like "I'm never gonna use it, it can wait" now I need both to repair stuff and I didn't buy it. Perhaps tomorrow

HOLY FUCKING FUCK BLUMPF BTFO!!!!! FUCK A DUCK!!!!!!!!

mercy
wheat and barley

>>211782434
>the only reason your country didn't starve to death in WW2
No, it's the only reason HAWAIIANS didn't starve to death. It also made them obese and sodium addicted. They serve Spam even at McDonald's it's become so much a part of their diet

>>211782491
new
>>211782514
>>211782514
>>211782514

i'll do it

>>211782491
>slavish white woman being held like a dog by a black man

Can't believe everyone is siding against Israel. Totally for no reason at all. Just out of nowhere there's a spike in antisemitism.

kinda wish I was jewish. Israel seems like a very inspiring and romantic thing to be apart of

>>211782491
cute and wholesome and I also think women like having like belt things hanging off them like that in their outfits

>>211782533
Then you're a few decades late to the 1967 Jewphoria. instantly evaporated in 1973 anyway.

new

>>211782766
>>211782766
>>211782766