belle delphine edition

>>211781768 (OP)
womens rights were a fucking mistake. probably high off sniffing pussy-scented candles to get over having to prostitute herself on the internet for pay

Maaate

third

ordered one of those tenga things regret already can feel jesus judge me

>>211781801
woman like that has to enjoy it
people who just do it for the money rarely make much

first

>>211781801
Bro is so rattled by female sexuality Kek

>>211781864
you are sixth

Odds and it's the cans

the lads are counting

>>211781869
go back in time and show the video to the women asking for rights

>>211781846
What on Earth.

>>211781768 (OP)
really makes you realise how much tattoos ruin a woman's body, you don't normally notice because theyre so widespread
if she had tattoos she would be mid as fuck

>>211781888
Diet coke it is

>>211781899
ffs should have got one of them and have a patriotic wank

Just tied a plastic bag round my head for about a minute just to see how easy it would be. Was very easy. There's no panic or anything that sets in as the air lessens. Was never going to actually kill myself though. Just wanted to see.

Anglos não têm uma palavra para "madrugada", eles simplesmente dizem "past midnight', o que é simplesmente retardado.

>>211781929
um

>>211781893
*goes back in time and shows them ai of me being president in the future instead*

>>211781929
try filling it with helium next time see how that feels

rorke wanking off with the big benga

>>211781929
My dog does this

>>211781930
why are brazilians so fucking retarded when it comes to the english language
every single time i see a blatantly awful ESL mistake on some coomer forum it's one of you dumbass jungle hut dwellers
like you cant even type in english, you expect people to clack whatever is "simplemente retardaedo" about "anglos" into google translate lmao

>>211781929
if you were actually planning to do it you'd panic

>>211781801
I'd be fine with making millions for acting like a retard, but nobody wants to see a flabby northern man do that.

Sir Keir has new shoes

bit late at night innit. may very well consider sleeping.... then again, may very well not

>>211781975
Mutt melty.

>>211781983
corr them new creps are zesty

>>211781961

>>211781801
if you detach yourself from the male experience you can also realize that men are just as 'disgusting' as women when it comes to sexuality, probably even more so

after causing be no end of suffering by buzzing around noisily in the dark and swooping constantly near my ear, I have suddenly caught flyberg like a monk as it flew by in a swift motion with my fingers and squashed the miserable life out of it's annoying body

>>211781846
Looks painful more than anything

>>211781959
Who just has helium sitting about

bit of a genius, me.... see I replaced the thermal paste in my laptop

>>211782115
It's perfect for small willied individuals.

I don't feel good. I have a head ache and a tummy ache at the same time.

>>211782145
no one helium floats up

Tried to indulge in some creative endeavours recently and realised I haven't a creative bone in my body. Can't draw, can't do music, even writing I can't do. I opened a book yesterday and within a page I thought "how the fuck does anyone even think to write in this way?" Just yet another entire aspect of the human experience that passed me by.

boddluh wadder

>>211782162
this isn't good...... this isn't good at all. what's the plan of action then?

>>211782115
What size is it? Does it have a willy size limit like normal fannies do?

botella de agua

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJUtMEJdvqM

>>211782151
I'm afraid I'll kill the motherboard if I try

>>211782115
always wondered what it would feel like to shag dracula's clock tower

>>211782083
whatever man. women do this every single time they get power; the same in the office with them getting into those. all of the products they are putting out (because feminism enabled them to do so) are bathwater and pussy-scented candles. hours ago, in this thread, someone was talking about palestine protests and a muslim guy punching a women because the LGBT flag touched his flag. I dont dislike womens rights but womens rights did that

>>211781930
mental innit

they also don't have a word for "saudade" either

My strength is waning. The ailment is taking its toll.

why are all burqas like £17 then with Afghanistan burqas scattered randomly but all going for like £120

>>211782191
what happens when you try to write something?
/r/writingprompts to start you off

and by the way I would do onlyfans or something like that if I could, as a man. men do it as well

>>211782230
THOU are a non politeness gentleman

see my see my pussy pics 5 dolla in bio link in bio click it fast $5 pussy pics from when I got on the bed and took a picture of my pussy to sell to internet people for 5 dollar

>>211782217
according to reviews from big willy lads its too small and uncomfortable

tobyfans

>>211782308
but would you keep doing it after making $200 million?

>>211782302
I just write like a brainlet. 'he went to the shop and then he kicked the man hard and he robbed the shop and he ran away as quick as a fox' sort of shit and then I bust open some Lovecraft and he starts sentences with words I didn't even know could start sentences.

I feel simply dreadful.

>>211782343
im not, but I would expect my s/o to tell me to stop. if I didnt have one I would keep doing it. this means that yes, I would attention whore myself out, but I am desperate and maybe for her, the money is enough

>>211782388
have a glass of water and have a little lie down

>>211782244
get the laptop opened up
get the battery unplugged from the motherboard
get the power button held for 10 seconds to discharge any latent voltage
get the heatsink unscrewed
get the CPU and the GPU wiped clean with rubbing alcohol
get the fresh thermal paste applied
get the heatsink screwed back in
get the battery plugged back into the motherboard
get the laptop closed back up
simple as

>>211782391
i would def stop and live as a passive investor. but that's just my man brain functioning

>replaced heat past in my laptop
screenshot this posts (unless you are that anon)

>>211782347
you're going to drive yourself mad trying to compare your writing with lovecraft
i think you just need to read more and build up your internal thesaurus and idioms

>>211782414
perplexing post

>>211782410
well maybe youd be prostituting yourself out more than her. perplexing

it's you-know-who
he's back

>>211782272
lmao they do be like that

>replaced heat paste in my laptop
screenshot this post (unless you are that anon)

>>211782425
>you're going to drive yourself mad trying to compare your writing with lovecraft
The irony.

Still though, I couldn't even match a hastily slapped together fanfic on AO3 at present. I stopped reading so much after puberty struck and I think it's done some damage to my creative side of my brain. Used to be a fucking DEMON with a pen. Literally a published poet before the age of 12. And now look at me. Shitpost ordinaire.

>>211782460
baffling post

off for a walk

>>211782480
isn't that a bit dangerous in brazil

>>211781846
thats nice, tried one of these and it wasnt that good, honestly you just gotta let the shame go, nothing to really be ashamed of.
healthy couples use toys on each other all the time, who cares if you use one yourself? who especially cares if youre worried about some bint judging you for it, 95% of them are blasting the fuck out of their clit with a rose toy while piledriving themselves with a vibrator, so i think a tenga is pretty tame
>>211782115
just needs copious lube or else your dick will get rubbed raw and the silicone will melt from friction

training to be a boiwife so that I can do housework "all day" yeah right. the wife will come home and ill make boibread (salt water (brine) until salt starts to crash out, pour water onto bread (you can also put the bread on the cup lid and turn it upside down and then pour water on; bake for like 5 minutes at full oven power)

>>211782347
best thing is probably look up gcse english language/lit resources and practice, i'm not being insulting either. i'm decent enough at creative writing but i got it all from that level
it can help practicing in completely unrelated styles like travel writing, guides etc. so that you know how to confidently write with a purpose in mind
like >>211782425 says lovecraft is something else entirely but it's a good place to start

im soft and submissive

>>211782487
it depends where you live

right it's nearly 3 in the morning and tomorrow (in fact today) is the beginning of the working week. everyone here is a disgrace. as for me I left toil with no plan and have been unemployed and living off savings since. why are you here?

WHOLEMEAL bread )

>>211782403
I take meds twice a day for anxiety
it's too much for me
I've killed a motherboard in childhood

>>211781768 (OP)
disgraceful whore

>>211782497
>>211782509
*leashes you both up and leads you to my twink kennel*

Israel and Iran have both hit each other very hard now. Why don't they just say "Ok we're even now" and make peace instead of this senseless bloodshed?

>>211782516
im a boiwife

Toby!!

>>211782523
Youd do worse things for money

>>211782520
I'll get your laptop dusted and the thermal paste replaced gizzit here *does it for you*

>>211782507
Done English Language and Lit all the way to A-level and came out with a B in both I think. Was a good essayist. Last bit of creative writing I even remember writing was in 3rd year though (or Year 11 I think the English call it) and it was literally just writing down a dream I kept having that month lol

>>211782516
just graduated. unemployed. many such cases!

yanks what was the deal with the military parade? was well shit compared to china or russia

>>211782531
because it's extremely extremely extremely important who owns that holy rock

>>211782531
Israel is angling for regime change

>>211782531
israel has literally killed multiple high ranking military people in iran
there is no peace option now

>>211782516
I'm a solo indie game dev and I just finished a 16 hour shift (game releases this week so it's turbo-crunch)

>>211782565
the army doesn't march
marines do

im a trans feminist vegan

>>211782579
but it was like fat mexicans and black people thats all it was, no longer does it strike fear in people hearts

boiwife posts best thought of while boiworking

ive always wanted a female friend like elaine, that whole kind of relationship is more exciting than a romantic or sexual one

always wanted a female gooner friend

boiwife (male) (to a female btw)

>>211782599
don't need to be in shape to control a predator drone

>>211782516
was on night shift last night and my sleep pattern is still fucked

bit hopeless and depressed

>>211782627
What if a foreign army develops persona energy shields

>>211782640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk

>>211782552
maybe you need to reread things you read or wrote in the past. if you were good before you can be good again. much easier to relearn than it is to learn anew

me on the right

>>211782644
asking a lot of questions comrade
maybe you know something we don't

>>211782654
didn't really quite follow this link

>>211782640
Same here :3 but also I'm doing absolutely nothing to fix it and every single day I'm doing what's causing me to feel hopeless and depressed in the first place (posting all day from bed and not doing things).

>>211782673
click the embed link
you ARE using 4chanx, arent you anon?

>>211782654
Have this logged as early hipster, no complaints about early hipster now that enough time has passed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IXwmslIA9I

>>211782718
2000s hipster music was so good and the recession made it sound even better

https://youtu.be/X13aJNG1ark

Watch this if you feel listless and depressed please it's important and it'll bless you.

fake tobey again

>>211782742
White Stripes in there, 50 classic songs, it was a golden age for that kind of whatever that is. It's gay but it's also not, somewhere in between gay and bi probably I guess.

The xenomorph in Alien is actually a demon.

love my niece. mental how happy she is and just doesn't know anything about the world and how utterly shit everything is. only children are able to be actually happy.

*peers inquisitively into the thread*

everyones forgotten about that faggot who came before Mihai then

>>211782785
frightening cat this bet he attacks all the other normal non-freakish cats. fucking prick of a cat he is.

>>211782772
kek

Does not Scripture say that the Messiah will come from David's descendants and from Bethlehem, the town where David lived?

>>211782772
Death From Above 1979 now that was real music

miss mihai :(

Psalm 87 expresses God's special love for Zion (Jerusalem) and its significance as a spiritual center, a place where people from all nations are considered born. It envisions a future where diverse people, including those from nations historically opposed to Israel, will be united in Zion, recognizing God as their source.

>>211782822
*punches you in the gut*

Do all yanks call tomato sauce gravy or just Italian Americans?

>>211782838
I've never heard anyone call tomato sauce gravy in real life or in fiction

In Medieval France a man was abducted by a ship in the sky and the beings on it told him they are from a different world. They returned him to the ground and the man told his priest and the priest said they were demons.

>>211782838
just the wops
most whitoids call it spaghetti sauce if its for spaghetti

I could probably do OnlyFans if I invested into a gym membership specifically for that

>>211782837
Huh?

>>211782838
we call it ketchup

*informs rorke that I can see his binder without humiliating him publicly*

https://youtu.be/VFa-uIr-Ovo

>>211782838
i've never heard anyone call it gravy
but i don't know anyone who calls themselves an italian american

>>211782896
that's decent of you lad

>>211782863
that demon's email address? monk.rus7@gmail.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEbaeLv-aOo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3UDnXE8m3A

>>211782962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYZB1tk5FJ0

I think that demons use the Internet.
Also a Russian Orthodox monk in the 1800s prophecied the Internet. He said
>In the future the whole world will be girded by a thread, and people on opposite sides of the world will communicate instantly as if they are face to face.

one second everyone im going to go read trans books to the elderly people. will post back unless I dont make it

>>211782981
leftypol ignoring this

For the Lord disciplines the one He loves, and He chastises every son He receives.” Endure suffering as discipline; God is treating you as sons. For what son is not disciplined by his father?…

Gravy’s good tonight

>it’s another ‘catyank comes in and spouts off about batshit nonsense that only a crackpot would believe, all while getting no (You)s’ episode

just done one of those shits where you need to take your top off halfway through

>>211783029
>not shitting naked in the first place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4pygfhBiGU

https://youtu.be/d9EN27Zh_vg

>>211782992
Without any kind of vague doubt at all, there are human psychopaths all over the internet doing human psychopath things

i need boiwife (feminism) job because I want someone to cuddle but that is considered "gay" by her to lay in bed with a female and not fuck her

tobuscus

actually you can really win them over if you stare into their eyes in bed for a long time with them staring back. just as a better example than locking someone in your closet for 4 days and drugging them to take them to the toilet and shower off their poo

had to take my trousers shoes and socks off before I could continue eating my chips

whilst they are unconcious. for someone to think that another person would get their poo out and clean them after is outside the reach probably. so if you took away their already established routine of shitting out poo, away from them, it is like giving them food and water I mean

but you would have to do it and let them think that maybe youre not doing that in their head and maybe its their fault

Iranian missiles are built for speed!
They hit gay bars in tel aviv!

>>211782838
In my family we call it sugu
Calling it gravy is a new jersey thing
They also call pasta "macaroni"

is the same thing as staring each others eyes

what the shit is this country doing anymore

and vomit (in comedy) funny is probably maybe the same as snot. with snot however there is the implication of spitting

>>211783197
why do the Lebanese hate them

There's a genetic link between aspergers and psychopathy. They're both polygenic and there's lots of crossover, telling those 2 apart online is impossible sometimes. Even though lots of aspies have no trace of sadism or desire to harm others. PSA for fellow diagnoosers. Hey you really need to calm down I see you getting all worked up.

I know and am fully aware that putting someone alone somewhere for 4 days is illegal, MI5

two things: I dont know that waiting for someone you locked in a room with no toilet to go to sleep so that you can get them on the toilet then shower is sadism, but also I'm just pretending/telling a lie to you. I think you just wanted to say ANOTHER word still related to psychopathy but didnt for some reason or another...

and I am lying about one of those two things because im a rascal and also for fun

>>211783247
what a sad picture
>everything is dull gray, no color or sovl
>fat bitches
>ugly uniforms
>subway
We have a deep sickness in our society.

>>211783319
No, was following up on the demons online proto-convo. At least *I'm* having that conversation *is proud about it in that cunty way that doesn't have a name*

>>211783276
>no trace of sadism or desire to harm others

>>211783376
oh I thought that you were doing something else

ate sushi now have to deal with the farts

Do you take your shoes off when you enter your home?

>>211783197
Who the fr*ck are you to ignore me yank bastard

>>211783386
Online it's probably easier now that I'm thinking about it, it's in person that it's challenging

>>211783395
Dunno as I never leave. Might give it an experiment tomorrow, see what feels natural

Had sex with the hinge girl again today
Only came in her once though, last time I was able to cum in her twice
We will meet again on Friday and fuck more
Feels good tbqhwy
Ive got a slampig to empty my balls and israel is on fire and getting reduced to rubble
I feel like a tide is turning, im cautiously optimistic

>>211783403

I tried to make one about vomit but couldnt make it not weird

>>211783247
haha look brits we're GRIM now just like you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrv3jSscxoo

>>211783340
yeah what's up with everything in burgerland looking grey these days

>>211783421
im sure she's a fat munter like the last one charlie

>>211783462
This is what she looks like

>>211783453
CIA demoralization technique
everything must be ugly

so yeah

what do you think about quitting cigarettes but still smoking cigarillos like clint eastwood because im cool

oh is that malaponte retard back

>>211782992
>Also a Russian Orthodox monk in the 1800s prophecied the Internet.
which monk? where was this recorded? where did you learn it?

>>211783495
he made it to 100 years old so it seems like a good plan

>>211783495
do you look like clint eastwood

Happy birthday to my favorite national socialist Sir Leon Degrelle

good show

>>211783467
state

>>211783518
a little bit if i squint my eyes

>>211783548
The Burning Souls is unironically a beautiful book

get the factories built
get the manufacturing on

>>211783581
Need to pick it up
I got the one about his exile in spain but not that one

>>211782992
can americans stop using /brit/ to be retarded in thanks

>>211783632
newfag

>>211783649
I'm politely asking them to stop.

think I may be autistic or mentally deficient in some way, I'm just a very strange person and was a very strange kid too. I don't want to get it confirmed though, as im an adult now so it's a bit late to make any meaningful difference. no point getting the official diagnosis now, I wouldn't use it as a benefits ticket or anything.

>>211783632
The world is coming to an end, let catyank have his thrills

I want to eat Emma Watson’s ass.

Need a 10/10 millionaire wife to just come in my smelly bedroom and rescue me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpHsjPRntHI

going to go boiwife train because me too but not the part about her coming in my smelly bedroom

wait a minute no its not illegal to do that

Furious with my mediocre life should be deciding the fate of millions from my dark incel chamber

The Sith title of Darth actually began with the ancient Rakatans, the builders of the Star Forge, who ruled the galaxy in an empire thousands of years before the Republic and the Jedi and Sith existed.
Darth meant one who defeats death.

mad how bogeys just appear in your nostrils
at one point they're not there
later they are

>>211783712
AI is going to do this. You'll need 1) your own soundproofed bedroom, 2) gaming chair, 3) autoblow strapped to plastic movable tubing with bearings. LLM chat porn will be integrated in Skyrim like games so you can control every quest's progression and the story of the game. 4) you'll get sucked off in your rpgs. 5) you'll get FUCKED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. And then you might say it'll be "game over" for women, and for the civilization they've trapped us in. Civilization was designed by gay men for women accidentally, it was supposed to be for them but they know that we know what they've done to us. It will crumble.

>>211783891
Have sex

The original Sith were a species native to Korriban.
Then the Dark Jedi who broke away from the Jedi Order were exiled to Korriban and after some generations the name Sith became the title of these Dark Jedi, rather than the Sith species which slowly went extinct.

I NEED FRIENDS
I NEED FRIENDS SO BAD

mental how its broad daylight right now

>>211783964
Hang on let me check

>>211783964
You're right that is mental

The ancient Sith Tulak Hord was revered as one of the greatest lightsaber swordsmen of all time.

The ancient Sith invented the modern lightsaber before the Jedi did.
The proto-saber that the Jedi used required a cord that attached to a power pack which limited mobility and dexterity.

>>211783982
mental how women are just bags of flesh like the rest of us... much to think about

furiosa is a dogshit movie I regret wasting my time on watching this

>>211784024
Did you like Fury Road?

>>211783982
alri

now theres TWO CANADIANS?!?!?

The Sith abandoned the Darth title in the Brotherhood of Darkness era.
Darth Bane brought back the Darth title. He was inspired largely by Darth Revan.

>>211783982
Do they always look so goosebumpy?

>>211783964
solstice on 21st june
state of it need sun fucked off

>>211784071
yes mate its quite lovely on the eyes

>>211784104
Wow, fascinating bit of anatomy that

>>211783982
looks like asda chicken

Bane's lightsaber instructor was a Twi'lek blademaster named Kas'im.
After Darth Bane turned against the Brotherhood of Darkness, he faced Kas'im in a lightsaber duel on Lehon.
Bane was forced to admit that Kas'im was still a superior swordsman, but Bane by this time was far stronger in the Force and that was how he defeated his old teacher.

>>211784144
would drown in that

>>211784144
looks enflamed

>>211784236
thats what happens when theyre stimulated fella its the female erection x

>>211784287
Strange looking thing really. Not sure if I'm a fan actually

Bella Delfina

Bane quickly realized how much Kas'im had been holding back during all their training sessions on Korriban.
Now that they were enemies, Kas'im unleashed the full extent of his swordsmanship with blinding speed and precision.
Bane was overwhelmed and had to rethink his tactics as he realized that it would be years before he was Kas'im's equal in lightsaber combat.

>>211783982
>>211784144
>>211784287

>>211783982
>>211784144
>>211784287
Would love to stick my tongue up her shitpipe.

>>211784287
i hate that shes like an actual 10/10
it not right
>>211784310
get ya test up, unironically found them gross af when i had super low t, now that im high t again i cant stop looking at them like i just entered puberty

>>211784337
gio scotti is a 10

>>211784360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nc8PGrsAzs

Business idea: Belle Delphine scat and gamer girl poo.

In KOTOR the planet was called Rakata Prime but it was also known as Lehon. It is where Bane found an ancient holocron made by Darth Revan.
In Bane's opinion, this single artifact on Lehon was more valuable than anything on Korriban.

keep posting belle

Darth Bane built a network of spies and informants that continued for a thousand years all the way up to Darths Plaguies and Sidious.

sing us a song youre the piano man

Darth Bane was a massive hulking titan of a man, and he also had a very sharp intellect.

gooning to Visas Marr right now

>>211781801
>womens rights were a fucking mistake.
so are SIMPS rights
We are NOT all created equal

eye floaters got so bad to the point that I keep confusing them with mosquitos

>>211784287
>shaved
i sleep

wanking my nipples

This general is shit. I dont even know what to say no more man

Need her to drop a chocolate log in my mouth.

belle delphine's arsehole been posted in the thread for more than half an hour and it's still up!

>>211784732
based janny

>>211784534
this darth bane fella sounds a lot like me (nihilistic wicked 6 foot 4 brick shithouse humour)

jesse, we need to manufacture some methamphetamine

Tim, Lisicki, anime
Black willies, anon is gay
Cara, Maisie, having a wank
Doing a poo, fuck off yank
Alan, Thailad, have sex
Got called racist in Greggs
Amer the paki tranny nonce
Well lads don’t all post at once
Emmet, Mikey, have a choon
Bradley Walsh, posting troons

We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world’s been turning

good news: a really giant piece of limescale in my kettle have come off. bad news: it's filled with rust spots underneath

Got a lump of lamb. A shoulder. I'm not swimming in money. Anyway, long story short. It's Australian lamb. I tell you one thing I've never seen ribs in a shoulder before have you. No wonder they got sent out. They're out of the country and they're still doing crimes

>>211784847
Yeah here I've got one for you

feeling manic as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_9Kf0D5BTs

>>211784884
Yeah we're reeling for you next response. Do you all feel like you're living in a film. Truman show I suppose. You cunts are off your head aren't you. Away with the fairies.

>>211784908
you better NOT be a fake mikey you FUCKING CUNT

>>211784880
lmao did he really just carry a drone in hand

>>211784850
Must say the damage is done. Could be worse, it could be lead.

>>211784915
https://voca.ro/1miCcqjEYB5n

>>211784930
Yeah, that's what you're dealing with. I don't know the story there in Russia as I'm perpetually looking through a lens of propaganda no .keep than yourself, but listen, nobody is all they're cracked up to be.

Jesus did I kill it. One time ago this place used to be lively, even at this time.

>>211785014
late night /brit/ used to be so chill
i reckon 4chan being down for days made loads of people leave the site for good

I want to move to Scotland
Will I be welcomed?

watching amazon delivery youtubers and it's pretty comfy ngl
if i had a car with good gas mileage with a quieter exhaust i would do the graveyard shift

>>211785044
Suppose that would give it a push but it was always on it's way out. You're not some new cunt yank yourself are you.

>>211785120
ive been here since like 2020 so relatively new but longer than a lot of people here

calculating the angle of a grangle

>>211781983
hes so fucking pathetic I bet he can't even decide what to wear himself

>>211785144
Nah, you've done your time. Unless you're talking about you've came to 4chan in 2020 then you may as well kiss my arse.

>>211785151
Chaps wearing a pair of pumps. What's wrong with it. God help us, cunt tries to dress down for a bit you're eating him alive.

Sir Pump Wearer

>>211781801
What rights are these you stopid fuck, this is free market rights you shit

>>211785182
nah thats just for /brit/, think i came here to see everyone's reactions when covid popped up there and thought the thread was hilarious

Need are Emma to pop a squat on my face and relieve her bowels.

Imagine thinking Kier is the mastermind behind whatever. The cunt just talks. I tell you one thing if you believe power rests in the hands of one man you're one dumb cunt.

hoisting migrant children onto my back and swimming north across the channel then handing them copies of inspire magazine once we land

>>211785296
Yeah. Just see what the craic was. I wasn't even on here on covid. Sure you're more of an old cunt then me I suppose, on /int/ anyway.

mikey the pikey
mackey the packey

>>211785373
That's my name, don't wear it out. Otherwise you'll have to buy me a new one.

need a wee and dogberg is firmly on the legs

>>211784276
Get why you guys want to ban those things, look how fast they're going! If they were on a manual scooter, she'd have caught the little buggers. Oh

Not gonna lie. I chucked on a decent old film there. Braveheart. Some yank cunt made that as well. Shows you though, he was in tune.

>>211785441
Mel Gibson’s Australian though.

>>211785429
Please. Who got you that dog. White mans dog is a terrier mutt

New Thread >>211785482

>>211785441
Ok good, so you're not lying to me about fake tits. Yes. Yes you just did, you said they weren't, you fucking lied to me.

>>211785454
Yeah nah, as the Australians say

>>211785491
The French one doesn't have fake tits in it does she. This film is where I've moved French women from. Say they're all dirt these days like all the rest. Suppose I'll stick to my own.

>>211785151
>>211785243
He should have worn a top hat.

>>211781768 (OP)
awesome edition