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Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.211782514 >>211782616 >>211782667 >>211782761 >>211782777
/cumland/- canada usa mexico iceland
Amerika girl
previously in cum >>211780648
Anonymous United States No.211782548
Hawaiian niggas off the chain with it
Anonymous United States No.211782553 >>211782574 >>211782587
*throws hat to the rack, but it boomerangs back onto my head*
no one will ever believe this...
Anonymous Mexico No.211782562 >>211782586
a non cumflag cum
whats the world come to
Anonymous United States No.211782571
>>211782566
what do you mean?
Anonymous United States No.211782574 >>211782597
>>211782553
I shit you not one time I tossed a pen in the air, hit it with a spin kick and it flew right into the trash can where I was gonna throw it.
I never told anyone cuz no one would believe me
Anonymous United States No.211782584
I borrow money and I never pay it back.
Anonymous Canada No.211782585 >>211782635
For me it's spam musubi
Anonymous United States No.211782586
>>211782562
I was gonna make the new then I saw this one and couldn't be arsed
But I'll get the next ine
Anonymous Canada No.211782587
>>211782553
*has a messy diarrhea shit that sprays everywhere in the toilet bowl*
*ghost wipes*
No one will ever believe this...
Anonymous Canada No.211782590 >>211782613 >>211782618 >>211782624 >>211782677
She's obsessed with mangoes and avocados
Anonymous Cambodia No.211782594
The whole world is making fun of the military parade…

God damn… what the hell.
Anonymous United States No.211782597 >>211782620
>>211782574
well i was joking, but... wait a spin-kick? i'm picturing a roundhouse.
Anonymous Canada No.211782613 >>211782651
>>211782590
there's still nothing that compares to that hella thicc bumble thot you posted a while back
Anonymous United States No.211782616 >>211782655
>>211782514 (OP)
Am I unreasonable in not wanting people to visit me because of my cat? He is extremely scared of people and any time anyone comes over he gets spooked and hides. Even after they leave he won't come out for hours usually and he goes from being confident to being really skittish for a long time afterwards. Like instead of running around and being at ease he will only creep around stealthily and always is looking all around like he's afraid. Because of this I have stopped allowing pretty much anyone to come over under any circumstance. I'll meet them outside instead. I notice some of my friends feel stubbed since I used to invite them in for a while before we go somewhere else, but now I don't.

Is this unreasonable?
Anonymous Canada No.211782618
>>211782590
Tell her you'll make her avocado toast for breakfast.
Anonymous United States No.211782620 >>211782659
>>211782597
Yes , precisely
Anonymous United States No.211782624
>>211782590
more like a banana LOL
Anonymous United States No.211782635
>>211782585
Fuck yeah dude. I fucking love it even though I can never get the wrap to look good. But doesn't matter tastes fucking delicious. I'll usually have it with ramen and steamed pot stickers/λ§Œλ‘
Anonymous United States No.211782637
TATSUMAKI
Anonymous Canada No.211782645 >>211782670
I've got debts no honest man could pay
Anonymous Canada No.211782649
>>211782461
Their terrible customer service deserves the derision and everyone knows it.
Anonymous Canada No.211782651
>>211782613
Unfortunately I haven't heard/see her afterwards in my search
Anonymous United States No.211782655 >>211782703
>>211782616
Yeah your cat needs to nut up
Anonymous United States No.211782659 >>211782680
>>211782620
so it was just out of ink?
Anonymous Mexico No.211782667
>>211782514 (OP)
i want a guerita gf so bad bros
Anonymous United States No.211782670
>>211782645
Anonymous Canada No.211782675 >>211782685
For me? It's the 1994 Pontiac Sunbird.
Anonymous United States No.211782676
if you can't get laid then your retarded for real
Anonymous Canada No.211782677 >>211782694
>>211782590
Elle a l'air d'avoir une ostie d'paire de gros laiteux pareil. Bin franchement j'dirais pas non.
Anonymous United States No.211782680
>>211782659
Yuh huh
Anonymous United States No.211782685
>>211782675
A man of wealth and taste
Anonymous Canada No.211782691 >>211782694 >>211782708
Anonymous United States No.211782694
>>211782677
>franchement
Hey! This is America, goddammit. No Spanish>>211782691
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211782695
I can get laid but im retarded bad
Anonymous Canada No.211782697 >>211782722
Cheat code to getting laid in Japan: find women with short hair.
In the culture when they cut their hair it's usually because they just broke up with their boyfriends.
Anonymous United States No.211782703 >>211782845
>>211782655
Yeah I guess that makes sense. It also depends who's over. Tbh I'm a bit glad for an excuse anyways. My place was turning into a place for people to come drink all night and do cocaine well into the next morning and even afternoon which I was getting tired of. They'd always move all my shit around too and drink everything out of my fridge and generally leave the place trashed. Also fucking every single time they'd manage to break something. Or throw up into something. I kind of came to hate people desu. I realize how much of a stereotype an anthropic shut in cat owner is but I also don't care because I genuinely like my cat more than 99.9999% of people I met in life
Anonymous United States No.211782708
>>211782691
Anonymous Canada No.211782714 >>211782729 >>211782735 >>211782743
I wish my lips weren't so red, it looks like I'm always wearing lipstick
Anonymous United States No.211782722 >>211782751 >>211782779
>>211782697
That's true outside of Japan too. Women do stupid thing to destroy their appearance whenever they're emotionally unstable (which is always).
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211782729
>>211782714
I dont think anyone (society) ever gave a fuck about men wearing lipstick if that helps
Anonymous Brazil No.211782735
>>211782714
you got those juicy kissable lips
Anonymous Canada No.211782740 >>211782756 >>211782903
If I don't stop eating and drinking so much I'm gonna look like this
Anonymous United States No.211782743
>>211782714
That's brutal. I have really long eye lashes that looks stupid as fuck so I feel your pain. The #1 most common compliment I ever got from women was on my fucking eyelashes. It never even began for me senpai
Anonymous Canada No.211782744
Remember when it was a trend for kids to suck on glass cups and the suction would give them DSLs
Anonymous United States No.211782751 >>211782793
>>211782722
Is that why Erin Moriarty bogged herself in her mid 20s for absolutely no reason
Anonymous Brazil No.211782752
updating myself on international affairs by watching HasanAbi's stream
Anonymous Brazil No.211782756
>>211782740
yea you wish
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.211782761
>>211782514 (OP)
>this is what the AVERAGE girlfriend of /cum/ looks like, brutal
Anonymous Mexico No.211782763
https://youtu.be/fD6RpM4GaHk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211782764
are you serious
Anonymous United States No.211782765
makes you think
Anonymous Canada No.211782767 >>211782784
I can tell this is a hooker
Anonymous United States No.211782777 >>211782840
>>211782514 (OP)
lum edit
Anonymous Canada No.211782779 >>211782833
>>211782722
Short hair is objectively superior for women thougheverbeit
Anonymous Canada No.211782784
>>211782767
You must be a detective
Anonymous United States No.211782787 >>211782807 >>211782847
How do you go from this...
Anonymous United States No.211782793
>>211782751
Probably. Majority also have fucking awful taste so sometimes it's just as bad when they're actually trying to improve their looks as when they're trying to destroy them out of spite/self hate/emotional turmoil. If it weren't for faggots they'd be even worse. Thankfully homos exist and manage to create all their trends etc.
Anonymous United States No.211782807 >>211782847 >>211783045
>>211782787
To this?

Whoever talked her into this is the King Sonovabitch of all Bastards or a malignant count of a jealous woman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211782819
yeah and also that Death Grips lyric about forgetting how to smile was about him trying to change himself and how he smiles. that post isnt about anyone in here though
Anonymous Canada No.211782825 >>211782843 >>211783019
I do Chrono edits fin funsie
Anonymous United States No.211782833
>>211782779
This is so objectively fucking wrong it hurts. I am yet to see so much as a single example of any woman looking better with short hair than they would with long hair.

I knew ONE example of good looking girl with short hair but she was a legit 9/10 to begin with and she looked better with long hair.

Short hair is just a flex because only already extremely good looking women can pull it off.
Anonymous United States No.211782840 >>211782890
>>211782777
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHzQcKOHm0
Anonymous Canada No.211782843 >>211783019
>>211782825
*For fun*
Anonymous United States No.211782845 >>211782880
>>211782703
i think you're well, well within reason. you just put out a perfect set of tragedies of why you would want to keep people out. you're not neurotic or avoidant, you just don't want your things stolen! or thrown up on, or "oh i missed the toilet"'d on. solitude. the greatest luxury. there's a reason the bathroom has a door. "can i please just suffer awhile here in peace?"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211782846
yeah and also that Death Grips lyric about forgetting how to smile was about him trying to change himself and how he smiles. that isnt about anything youre talking about though
Anonymous United States No.211782847 >>211782877
>>211782787
>>211782807
How can we be sure this isn't just the wall hitting?
Anonymous United States No.211782855 >>211782879
I don't find blondes attractive. Girls with jet black hair are hotter.
Anonymous United States No.211782858
You young cats probably don't even remember Dayjob Orchestra
Anonymous United States No.211782876
Binland binland I love binland
Anonymous United States No.211782877
>>211782847
She just turned 30 and already bogged herself with plastic surgery
Anonymous Canada No.211782879
>>211782855
What an endearing slut
Anonymous United States No.211782880
>>211782845
Thanks anon. Solitude is fucking bliss. I spent my entire life seeking it and it's every bit as sweet as I'd imagined.
Anonymous United States No.211782890
>>211782840
Chris BUM
Anonymous United States No.211782891 >>211782909
>I don't find blondes attractive
Anonymous Canada No.211782900 >>211782947 >>211782963
Wtf?
Anonymous Canada No.211782903
>>211782740
Buy an ad.
Anonymous Brazil No.211782908
gooning to india love
Anonymous United States No.211782909
>>211782891
My preferences are of high taste, nigger.
Anonymous United States No.211782911 >>211782931
all those China is collapsing channels on YT are saying that Xi has been ousted
Anonymous United States No.211782923 >>211782951
Had sex with the hinge girl again today
Only came in her once though, last time I was able to cum in her twice
We will meet again on Friday and fuck more
Feels good tbqhwy
Ive got a slampig to empty my balls and israel is on fire and getting reduced to rubble
I feel like a tide is turning, im cautiously optimistic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211782927
(you)
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.211782929 >>211782969 >>211782984
>I don't find blondes attractive
Anonymous United States No.211782931
>>211782911
heard that before
Anonymous United States No.211782943
(me)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211782944 >>211782954 >>211782974
controversial take Would
Anonymous Canada No.211782947
>>211782900
>pee sitting down
huh?
Anonymous United States No.211782951
>>211782923
Cult like behavior from them
Like the guy who said Jesus was going to come back in the year 1847 but he never did
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.211782954
>>211782944
>controversial take Would
>I don't find blondes attractive
Anonymous United States No.211782963 >>211782994
>>211782900
Bumble is fucking grim. I haven't used any of these in a long time and only briefly but what I remember:
>tinder
For casual hook-ups, pointless waste of time for male to use if you are not giga statmaxxed
>bumble
For the used up sloots who already sucked and fucked their way through the cock carnival and are now older and accepting job applications to be their beta provider.

I didn't even finish bumble after seeing how much questions is forced you to answer and how much data they demanded of you to even use it.
Anonymous Canada No.211782964
I find blonde, black qveens quite attractive
Anonymous United States No.211782969 >>211782980
>>211782929
she’s bbc coded
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.211782974 >>211782996 >>211783008
>>211782944
>I don't find blondes attractive
Anonymous United States No.211782978
Its not that I dont find blondes attractive, its that they dont find men with black hair and brown eyes such as myself attractive
Anonymous Canada No.211782980 >>211782997
>>211782969
you're bbc coded
Anonymous United States No.211782983 >>211783139
Anonymous Canada No.211782984
>>211782929
Is this random attractive woman who happens to be blonde supposed to make me like blondes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211782986 >>211782998
I saw a fit blonde today but she was with a (black hair) friend and tbhqhwy they are less attractive when there are two attractive wimins there
Anonymous Canada No.211782994 >>211783066
>>211782963
Bumble over here is 95% Jeetas now, it's useless
Women IRL are ice cold or already taken, I have no idea where all the single women even are
Anonymous Canada No.211782996
>>211782974
She's not a real blonde though.
Anonymous United States No.211782997
>>211782980
wtf no i’m not
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.211782998 >>211783036
>>211782986
>I like black haired pussy
Might as well stick your dick inside a raven's nest
Anonymous United States No.211783008 >>211783027 >>211783031 >>211783050 >>211783272
>>211782974
Not him but I don't either. It isn't that I find them unattractive by any means, but I'm not really attracted to blondes. I can admire good looks but it's in a more detached since. Only brown women that I feel a visceral attraction towards. I like the idea of redheads but in practice same thing. The only white girls I feel any sense of attraction towards are usually brown hair and dark colored eyes
Anonymous Canada No.211783019 >>211783061
>>211782825
>>211782843
How about you edit Marle to have the right hair colour.
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.211783027
>>211783008
You're literally not Amerikan Trump will make you denounce your US citizenship
Anonymous Canada No.211783031 >>211783080
>>211783008
Let me guess you are from California or Texas?
Anonymous Canada No.211783034 >>211783051
>letting a stinky brown tripfag make a fake /cum/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783036 >>211783085
>>211782998
judging that based off hair color alone is mental (except with gingers)
but yeah blondes are fit
Anonymous United States No.211783039
doesn't matter what hair color, they all go "ow! what are you doing?" when you play with it. i've never been with a lady with short hair, but i did have a woman massage my scalp once in the shower. it was better than the sex. it felt like every little worry fell out of me. i'd love to pay that pleasure forward. assuming i could do it how she did. i'd love to try.
Anonymous Canada No.211783045 >>211783123
>>211782807
Rely on being pretty. Don't fully appreciate how quickly this fades. Wall hits or at least approaches in a way they can't ignore anymore. Panic and bog. Potentially drug habit in there somewhere but I don't think it's required. The only way to smoothly hit the wall without this ghastly outcome is good diet and exercise from the start. Also pregnancy WITH diet and exercise throughout. That's how women can slide in to their 30s and still look good. Post wall still but reasonable subtle aging instead of going directly from young/hot to 'what the fuck happened holy shit'.
Anonymous United States No.211783050 >>211783080
>>211783008
This, a of natural blonde girls don't look bad but I don't care for them. Redheads do make me rock hard, thoueverbeit
Anonymous Canada No.211783051 >>211783101
>>211783034
A jeet is pretending to be a stinky brown.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783054
play with what
Anonymous Canada No.211783061 >>211783072
>>211783019
Those are Flea edits
Anonymous Iceland No.211783066
>>211782994
>Bumble over here is 95% Jeetas now
But what about all the fine indian men in canada?
Anonymous Canada No.211783072
>>211783061
>tranny lover
Even worse.
Anonymous United States No.211783080 >>211783198
>>211783031
Nope
>>211783050
Based
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.211783085
>>211783036
Despite the hate blonde women get in this thread, I've had mostly positive experiences with them and extremely negative ones with brown-haired or black-haired white girls. Blondes might be a bit clumsy or ditzy, but they're caring, fun, lighthearted, and outgoing most of the time. At least, that's my experience. Thank you
Anonymous United States No.211783090 >>211783137
I am warning you. Do NOT have telepathic intercourse with those beings
Anonymous United States No.211783096 >>211783103
California mentioned
Anonymous Canada No.211783101 >>211783126
>>211783051
k well I baked a bread not knowing because this retard is filtered for good reason. don't know why anyone wouldn't have Brazilians automatically filtered, let alone tripfags
Anonymous Canada No.211783103 >>211783128
>>211783096
Commiefornia.
Anonymous Canada No.211783106
Anonymous United States No.211783108 >>211783138
I think im half gay
I like andro looking girls and tomboys
Anonymous United States No.211783123 >>211783144
>>211783045
>Also pregnancy WITH diet and exercise throughout
Pregnancy is required to hit the wall gracefully? Please explain
Anonymous Canada No.211783126 >>211783152
>>211783101
Make the thread next time, jeet. Then we can complain about your stinky brown thread.
Anonymous United States No.211783128 >>211783174
>>211783103
bro california is as capitalist as it comes, the cost of living is astronomical while half the population lives at the poverty line
Anonymous Iceland No.211783137
>>211783090
Last thing they told jake sully before he stepped in the avatar pod
Anonymous Canada No.211783138
>>211783108
I think I'm full gay because of my futa addiction but I don't care about men or irl trans rights.
Anonymous Canada No.211783139
>>211782983
she's literally unrecognizable
Anonymous Canada No.211783142
Not much gets passed the iron dome
Anonymous Canada No.211783144
>>211783123
Motherhood seems to help some women age more gracefully. It's hard to describe. Those /fit/ moms you see running with a stroller in the park are pretty alright even when they're pushing 30.
Anonymous Canada No.211783152
>>211783126
Redditjeet detected
Anonymous United States No.211783157 >>211783183 >>211783199 >>211783366
Remember that 2000s-early 2010s libs were fried by dopamine mocking the Tea Party, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Young Earth creationists, etc. after Bush's failure. They still think they're talking to an Iraq War supporter when dunking on MAGA (despite younger conservatives being anti-war).
Anonymous United States No.211783164
im back
Anonymous United States No.211783166 >>211783189
I think I turned into an asexual or as the Japanese would say an herbivore. I don't even find women pleasing to look at anymore. It's over.
Anonymous Iceland No.211783174
>>211783128
It's significantly more regulated than most of america and is considered one of the worst states in which to start a business
Anonymous Canada No.211783183
>>211783157
ok?
Anonymous Canada No.211783188 >>211783279
This Susan is going to Hell
Anonymous United States No.211783189
>>211783166
Scratch that. I am 2Dsexual as I still find 2D very appealing and pleasing to the eyes. Just realized after scrolling through the catalogue
Anonymous Canada No.211783191 >>211783250
Those already roasted chickens are way cheaper than raw chicken at the supermarket
Anonymous Canada No.211783198
>>211783080
Grew up around latinas? That's what game me brown fever.
Anonymous United States No.211783199 >>211783244
>>211783157
What really changed me was seeing all the guys that came back from the 2003-2012 wars, literally all those guys said the exact same shit. Never join the military, they knew their friends died for nothing all to appease rich fucks making money off their blood.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783228
English lang titles for the french bio/captions every time is craaazy
Anonymous Canada No.211783234 >>211783259
She likes younger guys
Anonymous Canada No.211783244 >>211783283
>>211783199
Like 5000 mutt soldiers died in all those years between both wars. "Literally" all of those guys didn't say the exact same shit, it's an impossibility even 50% of them were close to anyone who died in what would be considered le combat.
Anonymous Iceland No.211783250
>>211783191
That tells you a lot about our society
Anonymous Canada No.211783259
>>211783234
I could tell that by looking at her
Anonymous United States No.211783267 >>211783324 >>211783345 >>211783404
I hate America but I will be fucking damned if I sit there and hear a non-American say so much as a word about USA. Anyone else like this?
Anonymous Brazil No.211783272
>>211783008
basically me, but i do feel attracted to thick white women with fat asses so i guess that counts
Anonymous Canada No.211783279
>>211783188
>xtra vanilla syrup in an iced coffee french vanilla

shit taste bitch with shit nails
Anonymous Canada No.211783280 >>211783301
I always have to tell Americans about their own country it's annoying
Anonymous United States No.211783283 >>211783294 >>211783349
>>211783244
It was more like 300k in that timeline, not counting the suicides back home when they found out they did all that for nothing
Anonymous United States No.211783293 >>211783328
i wish i had a cool job like a drug smuggler, coyote, double agent, or detective
instead i'm just some everyday nigger just like everyone else
Anonymous Canada No.211783294 >>211783349
>>211783283
More like a bajillion!
Anonymous Canada No.211783297
there is dirt and rust flakes in my beard

unlike Terrone, I will wash my face before bed.
Anonymous United States No.211783301 >>211783313 >>211783318
>>211783280
1993
Anonymous Canada No.211783313 >>211783320 >>211783334
>>211783301
9/11
Anonymous Canada No.211783318
>>211783301
based
Anonymous Canada No.211783320
>>211783313
Did him
Anonymous United States No.211783321 >>211783331
business idea: sepuku time
Anonymous United States No.211783324
>>211783267
Not me. Anyone anywhere is allowed to talk trash about the US (especially Americans,) the only exceptions being white people from the south and the Japanese.
Anonymous United States No.211783328
>>211783293
For me it's being a hacker with a dark hoodie cracking my knucles and saying "it's go time"
"we're in boss" he
Anonymous Brazil No.211783330 >>211783348 >>211783357
business idea: get a job
Anonymous Canada No.211783331
>>211783321
noooooo think about the VA benefits
Anonymous United States No.211783334 >>211783387
>>211783313
bruh I was in second grade, I didnt even know what happened
Anonymous United States No.211783345
>>211783267
Why would I care? Not my country, not my problem. Get a life loser
Anonymous Canada No.211783348
>>211783330
there's gotta be another way
Anonymous Iceland No.211783349
>>211783283
>>211783294
Never forget the 6 million soldiers
Anonymous United States No.211783357
>>211783330
Anonymous United States No.211783358 >>211783373 >>211783384
Uhh bros, military planes are flying to Europe...
Anonymous United States No.211783359
ANDYYYY YOURE A STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
in NObody's eyes, but miiiine
ANDY YOURE A STAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
Anonymous Canada No.211783360 >>211783509
October 19 is our 9/11
Anonymous United States No.211783366
>>211783157
>(despite younger conservatives being anti-war).
Younger conservatives are all braindead retards that listen to trad trannies and talk about being a dick sucking faggot but they still follow Chirst, or something
Who gives a fuck what they think
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783367
and blondes are still fit even if theyre brownhaired people really
Anonymous Canada No.211783373 >>211783402
>>211783358
Atlantic Trident 25 in Finland
Anonymous Canada No.211783384
>>211783358
uh yeah? they're full of jewish refugees obviously. you know they're at war right now? they have nowhere else to go right now, it's not like they have their own cou-

oh.
Anonymous Canada No.211783387 >>211783401 >>211783408
>>211783334
I was in Grade 1 and knew what was happening maybe you were slow
Anonymous Canada No.211783396 >>211783406 >>211783444 >>211783538 >>211785323
Well at least she's honest about her intentions
Anonymous United States No.211783398 >>211783412
I download like 50 books at a time that sound interesting, and then just never read them & go back to browsing 4chan for 8 hours straight
Anonymous United States No.211783401 >>211783417
>>211783387
horseshit, unless you watched it live. I woke up, went to school and people were telling me some race car driver died
Anonymous United States No.211783402
>>211783373
Why are they going to binland?
Now we gotta deal with FINPAC bribing our politicians?!
Anonymous United States No.211783404
>>211783267
Yes
Nevermind the conmies and the immigrant fucks. Real Americans like us know the deal
Anonymous Canada No.211783406 >>211783413
>>211783396
this girl has STDs and fucks [redacted]
Anonymous Iceland No.211783408 >>211783429
>>211783387
I was in tower 1 when it was happening
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783412
>>211783398
I saved like 4 short papers the other day and had to create a link to them for myself. I lost the link and now they are lost forever in the abyss
Anonymous Canada No.211783413
>>211783406
she fucks ghosts
Anonymous United States No.211783415
wish sanna would bribe my penis with her throat
Anonymous Canada No.211783417
>>211783401
Yeah again you were probably a slow child unlike me
Anonymous Canada No.211783419
Anonymous United States No.211783423 >>211783432 >>211783436
easiest board to get (you)s on?
for me its /LGBT/
Anonymous Canada No.211783424 >>211783450
Don't do anything out of hunger. Not even eating. Caspere knew this.
Anonymous Brazil No.211783427
i reckon the amount of posts i've read on 4chan must be enough to fill at least one or two books
Anonymous Canada No.211783429 >>211783468
>>211783408
i jumped from the window of tower 1 a few minutes before the first plane hit

(mossad gave me a parachute that's how i survived)
Anonymous United States No.211783431
Aliens don't interfere with human affairs because they don't want to alter the continuum
Anonymous Iceland No.211783432 >>211783570
>>211783423
You just post your dick?
Anonymous United States No.211783436
>>211783423
You can't not get (You)s in /tv/. It's literally impossible. Every day gets at least one
Anonymous United States No.211783444
>>211783396
would
Anonymous Cambodia No.211783446 >>211783459
Having access to western institutions is so fucking powerful in a thirdie country. Really makes me feel grateful for being murican.
Anonymous Canada No.211783449 >>211783604
Aliens travel through space by slipping between dimensions
Anonymous Canada No.211783450
>>211783424
I'm not taking advice from a ghost no matter how friendly he is.
Anonymous United States No.211783459
>>211783446
bros if SEA starts learning stuff then whos going to pick the rice?!
Anonymous United States No.211783460
Who wants to be a millionaire was originally a british show
Anonymous United States No.211783461 >>211783472
>he thinks life exists outside of our solar system
retard
Anonymous Iceland No.211783468 >>211783519
>>211783429
You should have been reading your emails so you'd know not to show up for work
Anonymous United States No.211783470 >>211783484
Anonymous United States No.211783472
>>211783461
Anonymous United States No.211783479 >>211783496 >>211783540
>tan outside for a few hours today
>looks like i am waring arm sleeves
nice
Anonymous United States No.211783480 >>211783487 >>211783510
any successful people
Anonymous Canada No.211783484
>>211783470
why is the Onion the only one capable of making a decent toon
Anonymous United States No.211783485 >>211783498 >>211783542
How did Casper die? I don’t remember
Anonymous United States No.211783487 >>211783511
>>211783480
Im the best mario kart player in my county
Anonymous United States No.211783490 >>211783505 >>211783515 >>211783523
momberg is going to sit down with me tomorrow and fill out some job applications
Anonymous Canada No.211783492
Current estimations, based on more advanced observations and analysis, suggest there could be as many as 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe. Each contains hundreds of billions of planets.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783496
>>211783479
yeah me too I have to fix that. hottest days soon
Anonymous Canada No.211783497
About 1/3 of the way through a 48 hour fast. Walked my 10k today. Noticed that I was hungry pre walk but during my walk the hunger subsided. I feel a bit tired now and would like to eat but that's more mental than physical hunger pangs.
Anonymous Canada No.211783498
>>211783485
raped to death by migrants
Anonymous United States No.211783505
>>211783490
Lying sack, paper applications dont exist anymore
Anonymous Canada No.211783509 >>211783554
>>211783360
Is that when we started getting Jeetd?
Anonymous United States No.211783510
>>211783480
I've a long resume of successful goons
Anonymous Brazil No.211783511 >>211783530
>>211783487
your country? petoria
Anonymous United States No.211783514
can somebody send over some goons to beat me up
Anonymous United States No.211783515
>>211783490
Anonymous Canada No.211783519 >>211783531 >>211783540
>>211783468
remote trigger malfunctioned, someone had to set off the explosives.
Anonymous United States No.211783520 >>211783531
thoughts on the idea we are all one consciousness?
Anonymous United States No.211783523
>>211783490
hope you get the job bro not everyone can be a fry cook; it takes some serious gumption
Anonymous Cambodia No.211783524 >>211783551
>housing sales are low
>prices are still high

Do boomers not recognize a liquidity trap?
Anonymous Canada No.211783526 >>211783540 >>211783557
can you even become a goon anymore? you probably have to join a union or something.
Anonymous Canada No.211783528 >>211783540
Someone send beats to goon me up
Anonymous United States No.211783530
>>211783511
silence, lusoX
Anonymous Iceland No.211783531 >>211783545
>>211783519
Those people were accidentally pushed btw
>>211783520
What am i thinking right now?
Anonymous Canada No.211783538
>>211783396
30?
More like 30+30.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783540
>>211783479
>>211783526
>>211783528
>>211783519
we are all connected right now
Anonymous Canada No.211783542
>>211783485
in the movie he tells Christina Ricci a story about how he was playing outside and got cold, it suggests he died of pneumonia.
Anonymous United States No.211783545 >>211783567
>>211783531
when the next volcano eruption will happen
Anonymous Iceland No.211783551
>>211783524
>liquidity trap?
Is that like when you fall through a trap door into a pit of water and drown to death?
Anonymous Canada No.211783554
>>211783509
I don't know when the jeetvasion began, probably all the way back to Trudeau Sr.
Anonymous Canada No.211783555
yfw your life trajectory changes because superpower wants to keep troops in a particular geographic location
Anonymous United States No.211783557
>>211783526
Back in the day you could find regular everyday cumskins with names like Sal, Joey, and Chris down at the docks gooning
but these days niggers have a monopoly on goon-work due to affirmative action
Anonymous Iceland No.211783567
>>211783545
No one knows. They pretend to know but they don't

You better get ready for icelandic refugees once Katla erupts
Anonymous United States No.211783568
somalis are basically black indians
think about it
Anonymous United States No.211783569 >>211783597
First nigga to eat a lobster musta been mad hungry
Anonymous Canada No.211783570
>>211783432
Because everyone would be laughing?
Anonymous Canada No.211783574
Anonymous United States No.211783578
bout to launch my own artillery strike on tel aviv(the ceramic dome)
Anonymous United States No.211783583 >>211783598
Women is the nigger of the world
Think about it
Anonymous Canada No.211783589
Need some black loving
Anonymous United States No.211783590 >>211783595 >>211783607 >>211783644
>have a sister
>she has a tramp stamp and a boob job
oof
Anonymous United States No.211783591 >>211783600
East coasters, its time for bed.
Anonymous Brazil No.211783595
>>211783590
had a sister
Anonymous Canada No.211783597 >>211783731
>>211783569
Lobsters eat people so it's only fair.
Anonymous Canada No.211783598 >>211783622
>>211783583
13% of the population and 50% of the crime?
Anonymous Canada No.211783600
>>211783591
The night is still young.
Anonymous United States No.211783604
>>211783449
i bet they're tired of it, too. there's some exploratory craft out there seeing if they can cut manually through the milky-way.
"i know it's this way."
>"i agree with you! but the map must be wrong."
"the map is not wrong, it's the solar system! these stars don't move overnight, hon."
>"i'm saying you're right! i don't want to do this in the ship, i-"
"there! there it is!"
*cheers and hugs before they take our cows and kill us*
Anonymous Canada No.211783607
>>211783590
i fucked her
Anonymous Canada No.211783622 >>211783636
>>211783598
actually about 18% of the world is black and 16% is white.
Anonymous United States No.211783636 >>211783664
>>211783622
The rest are chinks and jeets
Anonymous United States No.211783644
>>211783590
mine says I was wearing incel pants(cargo shorts)
Anonymous United States No.211783646
stroking...
Anonymous United States No.211783648
To paraphrase a wise man, man is nigger to man
Anonymous United States No.211783653
to quote a wise sage, 'life aint shit but a fat vagina'
Anonymous United States No.211783657
>do not jerk off for one day
>start getting head aches
oof
Anonymous Canada No.211783664
>>211783636
and latinx and chug and all the other glippity glops
Anonymous United States No.211783667
If i had higher testosterone I'd definitely be a pickpocket, street urchin, or mugger
Anonymous Canada No.211783681 >>211783694 >>211783829
>If i had higher testosterone I'd definitely be a pickpocket, street urchin, or mugger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783686
oh yeah that thing before with all the different signs, both was just from addisons then probably not me the hypopituitary crisis. at the time you was trying to obsess over the pituitary but I thought it was you trying to make me infertile
Anonymous United States No.211783694
>>211783681
finished him
Anonymous United States No.211783696
Iranian missiles are built for speed!
They hit gay bars in tel aviv!
Anonymous United States No.211783702
>leftist 2.png
Anonymous United States No.211783703 >>211783732
My liver is more blown out than a whore's vagina
Anonymous United States No.211783704 >>211783753
explain the reasoning that elites and celebrities say religion is bullshit
while promoting Satanic things at the same time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783706
but I mean that all of the happening now learned things as signs were too separated from each other in my construction on finding out why
Anonymous United States No.211783707
If I had higher testosterone I'd be Ignatius Reilly
Anonymous United States No.211783720
>leftist 2.png
Anonymous Canada No.211783728 >>211783746
Israel is gonna get rekt, there's no other possible outcome. They can't survive without American help and that would trigger WW3 because China and Russia would jump in to help Iran.
Anonymous United States No.211783731
>>211783597
imagine getting to rape her
Anonymous United States No.211783732
>>211783703
sick of these teetotal perspectives
Anonymous Canada No.211783734 >>211783750 >>211783754
A bottle of wine and two beers. The perfect amount of alcohol.
Anonymous United States No.211783736 >>211783755
GOOD MORNING TEL AVIV
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783738
so like yeah with my advice you probably wouldve died which is crazy
Anonymous United States No.211783742 >>211783771
these missile strikes have been absolute kino
Anonymous United States No.211783743
I hear ya I hear ya
Anonymous Iceland No.211783746 >>211783779
>>211783728
Nothing will happen
Anonymous United States No.211783749
>lived long enough to die in nuclear fire
see you guys on earth in the next 800 million years
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783750
>>211783734
vodka, palm seed oil either in food or maybe with an emulsifier if that works? drink, then eat, and go to bed
Anonymous United States No.211783753
>>211783704
>while promoting Satanic things at the same time
You interpret these things as Satanic. at most it's just nihilism/hedonism
Anonymous United States No.211783754
>>211783734
WHAT A LIFE
Anonymous United States No.211783755
>>211783736
why did terrorists hide in the those buildings
why doesnt the idf value their citizens lives??
are the palestinians they use as human shields not enough?
Anonymous United States No.211783757 >>211783765
I think I would definitely beat Richard Nixon in a fight
Anonymous United States No.211783765
>>211783757
man's been dead for like 30 years
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211783769
thats what I like to do
Anonymous United States No.211783771
>>211783742
A work of art
I haven't felt this good since I saw the paragliders flying into israel on October 7th
Anonymous United States No.211783772
I could kick the shit out of Kramer even if he's 6'3
Anonymous Canada No.211783779 >>211783785 >>211783802
>>211783746
9/11 happened. COVID happened.

Things happen anon. You need to have more FAITH. I need you to pray to whatever your respective Icelandic pagan Gods will listen, presumably something with elk antlers and lots of feathers, that this entire conflict escalates to a point where the entire world abandons Israel.
Anonymous United States No.211783785 >>211783797
>>211783779
Israel and Iran chimp out every other day, who cares
it's not anything real until there's an actual invasion
Anonymous Canada No.211783790
that's what i like about poo
Anonymous United States No.211783791
I would make mince meat of Gilbert Gottfried
Anonymous Canada No.211783797 >>211783813
>>211783785
>da jewish poiple jus wanna be left alone!
>dey jus wanna live in peace!
>Israel did nothing wrong!!!
Anonymous United States No.211783799 >>211783849
>NOTHINGS HAPPENING!!!!
>ITS ALL FAKE AI VIDEOS AND IMAGES
Holy mother of cope...
Anonymous Iceland No.211783802 >>211783827
>>211783779
No one will join them
No war will start
This war will result in even more not happenings than there were before the war
Anonymous United States No.211783813
>>211783797
Uh ok, no idea what you're going on about
Anonymous United States No.211783815
so I want the next thread to be about anime as well
Anonymous United States No.211783824
Tommorow i start my life of strict ascetic devotion
Today i drink beer and goon and eat pizza
Anonymous United States No.211783826 >>211783833
I will be very sad when David Attenborough dies
Anonymous Canada No.211783827 >>211783859 >>211783894 >>211783922
>>211783802
Iran has way more munitions to outlast them. Israel will exhaust their weaponry in 1/100th the time it takes Iran at this rate.
There won't be a war, that's my point. The world will literally sit and watch as Iran just continuously lobs missiles into Israel and blows it to smithereens.
Anonymous Canada No.211783829 >>211783853
>>211783681
This individual is far more respectable than any overweight subhuman.
Anonymous Canada No.211783833
>>211783826
Oprea will narrative his death.
Anonymous Canada No.211783840
i'll make mincemeat outta that mouse
Anonymous Mexico No.211783849 >>211783876 >>211783892
>>211783799
looks like gaza
thats gaza right
right?
Anonymous Brazil No.211783850 >>211783862
i just dont know how to interact with woman without just asking to have sex
Anonymous Canada No.211783853 >>211783923
>>211783829
hey redditleaf
Anonymous United States No.211783859 >>211783875
>>211783827
Their only munitions are ballistic missiles, and they have already used like a quarter of their total amount and they're already shooting dozens of missiles per day instead of hundreds, so no
Anonymous United States No.211783862 >>211783880 >>211783884
>>211783850
>hey sweet thing wanna ditch this joint and come back to my place for some coffee
Anonymous United States No.211783874
Anonymous Canada No.211783875 >>211783882 >>211783906
>>211783859
lmao cope they've used a tiny fraction, like 2% of their missiles.
Anonymous United States No.211783876
>>211783849
nah whole of gaza looks like that that's why the pic is zoomed in
Anonymous United States No.211783880
>>211783862
Ok now imagine an overweight brown macaco saying this in broken english
Anonymous Mexico No.211783882 >>211783906 >>211783913 >>211783986
>>211783875
gronk says the hypersonic missiles are uninterceptable which means that if they really exist we are in for more glorious footage
Anonymous Brazil No.211783884
>>211783862
more like i can't even pretend to be interested in anything they're saying
Anonymous United States No.211783892
>>211783849
Its tel aviv
Anonymous United States No.211783893
I'll tear that wise guy limb from limb
Anonymous Iceland No.211783894 >>211783913 >>211783922
>>211783827
As long as they have the means to fire those rockets. Infinite ammo is worthless without a gun
The next likely steps are the destruction of iran's oil fields and possibly the death or disappearance of the ayatollah
There is no possble positive outcome for iran
Anonymous United States No.211783906 >>211783930 >>211783943
>>211783875
I think you're the one coping tho because if you ask google how many ballistic missiles iran has, the amount is 2k-3k, and they've already fired hundreds
>>211783882
Iran doesn't have hypersonic missiles. Every ballistic missile is also hypersonic you brainlet
Anonymous United States No.211783912
Are there any betting sites where i can bet which side is going to turn the other into mince meat first?
Anonymous Canada No.211783913 >>211783930 >>211783940 >>211783970
>>211783882
they've already been using them, the Iron Dome has failed miserably and turns out it was just a bluff all along.
>>211783894
destruction of Iran's oil fields will cause China to get involved as they are the major recipient of oil from them. Israel will be making China their enemy overnight, they know this.
Anonymous Iceland No.211783922
>>211783827
>>211783894
Well, or a new deal in which they consneed on the nuclear issue
Anonymous Canada No.211783923 >>211783933
>>211783853
I'm not redditleaf, but you clearly are a subhuman f*t fuck

Lose some weight, fatass
Anonymous United States No.211783925
Kinda want world events to spiral out of control cause i'm bored and passively suicidal desu
Anonymous United States No.211783927
Everyone on planet earth is celebrating this
Anonymous Mexico No.211783930
>>211783906
>>211783913
well thats what grok said. it says the fatta or something series are different than the ones used so far.
Anonymous Canada No.211783933 >>211783945
>>211783923
>I'm not redditleaf
Ok redditleaf.
Anonymous United States No.211783937
I'm afraid I might be gay
Anonymous United States No.211783940
>>211783913
Again they don't have hypersonic missiles and irdon dome isn't the system that takes them down, that's the Arrow system. Thanks for proving yourself a complete retard
Anonymous Canada No.211783943
>>211783906
Estimates place their missile arsenal at between 3,000-3,500 known ballistic missiles that are known - this obviously does not include the ones that are unknown. They've fired approx. 250 so far, as per Israeli officials.
Anonymous Canada No.211783945 >>211783951
>>211783933
fattie fattie mcfat fat fattie
Anonymous Canada No.211783951
>>211783945
redditjeetleaf
Anonymous Canada No.211783957
>talk about Israel just a little bit and watch their junkyard dog go nuts

like pottery.
Anonymous United States No.211783967 >>211784063
>Iran doesnt have Hypersonic missles
Ummm
Anonymous Iceland No.211783970 >>211783999
>>211783913
>destruction of Iran's oil fields will cause China to get involved
There is no way for china to continue to support iran in iran's current position. I don't consider it likely that they will join the war because of oil fields that will already be destroyed at that point
Anonymous United States No.211783986 >>211784008 >>211784011
>>211783882
>They've fired approx. 250
No they havent, google says 280 as per yesterday, so now it's about 350, not even counting the destruction of missiles on iranian soil, so even by most conservative estimates it's 10%+
Anonymous Canada No.211783999
>>211783970
It will give them leverage against allies of Israel who are currently imposing heavy tariffs on them.

>your buddy just took out our main oil supply
>what are you gonna do to make this right?
>how about lifting those tariffs big guy?
>oh no?
>OK, well maybe we'll just watch Israel have a few little bio-weapon accidents and see how well they fare

I will never understand this worldview, people who think thirdies are somehow reluctant to use violence to achieve their aims. China is a third world shithole with 1st world tech and they're itching to use it.
Anonymous United States No.211784000
Tired of real life kino, bros
Anonymous United States No.211784008
>>211783986
Meant for the leaf
Anonymous United States No.211784010
Israeli powerplant getting fucked.
Anonymous Canada No.211784011 >>211784076
>>211783986
are we gonna cope this hard? OK is 10% closer to 2% or 25%? let's see that common core do its thing.
Anonymous United States No.211784012
Siamo ccΓ 
>>211782766
Anonymous Canada No.211784063
>>211783967
all ballistic missiles are hypersonic
Anonymous United States No.211784076
>>211784011
Fucking hell you're an actual brainlet, figures. 10% is five times 2% btw, and all they have to show for are apartment buildings catching up fire while all their generals are currently 6 ft under
Anonymous Mexico No.211785323
>>211783396
Why is her whole arm black?