Why Southern Brazil is Better Than Argentina

1. **Churrasco vs. Asado**: Churrasco all day, every day. Argentines can't handle the heat—probably because they're too busy arguing about Peronism.
2. **Beaches**: Ipanema and Copacabana vs. Mar del Plata? No contest. Argentines are so poor, they can't even afford sunscreen.
3. **Carnival**: Rio's Carnival is the mother of all parties. Argentina's just trying to keep up with their sad little tango shows.
4. **Football**: Brazil has 5 World Cups, Argentina has... less than that. And let's not forget Maradona's "Hand of God" goal—cheating at its finest!
5. **Music**: Samba and Bossa Nova vs. Tango? Brazil wins on rhythm alone. Argentines can't even dance right.
6. **Coffee**: Brazilian coffee is the best in the world. Period. Argentines are too busy drinking mate to notice.
7. **Nature**: Iguazu Falls are stunning from both sides, but Brazil's side is just better. Argentina's side is probably overrun with Peronist protesters.
8. **Culture**: Brazil has a rich blend of indigenous, African, and European influences. Argentina? Just European—and boring.
9. **Food**: Feijoada vs. Empanadas? Brazilian stews all the way. Argentines can't even afford good ingredients.
10. **People**: Brazilians are warmer and more welcoming. Argentines are just... cold. And poor.

Tango is better tbqh

>>211784090
>brown latinx thirdies seething about white european firsties

you're not med
you're not roman
you're not latin
you're not european
you're not a conquisator
you're not a crusader
you're not a tradcath (those are just protestants in denial)
you're not italian or spanish
you're not a firstie

you are brazilian(probably) or otherwise just a hispanic
you are latinx
you are a new worlder
you are a thirdie
you are not even catholic (you are heretics who compare pele to Jesus)

>>211784102
Que?

>>211784171
>I am med
you live in south america
>I am roman
we wuz
>I am latin
yes latinx
>I am european
you live in south america
>I am conquistador
I am a crusader
we wuz
>I am tradcath
not true if you post here
Hope this helps

>>211784102
You are Indian

>>211784198
>I descend from the romans
lol latinx just love to larp as romans because they're muttoids of every 18th century race category and have nothing to be proud of as a country. You're at best an italian living in south america, and that's it

>>211784102
>you're not a tradcath (those are just protestants in denial)

protestants are the NIGGERS of christianity. the more you know.

>>211784229
You are Indian

>>211784240
i'm a white american with blue eyes and NW european blood you are a papist thirdie dog

>>211784240
you're the one with african blood

>>211784038 (OP)
Brazil does indeed mog Argentina. Brazil should just annex them desu

>>211784038 (OP)
@grok is this cap?

>>211784252
>>211784266
made the niggers mad. based.

>>211784266
You are Indian

>>211784252
Drop tbe vpn saar stop the larp

>>211784252
You are Indian

>>211784038 (OP)
tango isn't that bad c'mon!

>>211784273
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>>211784390
got the dogs seething lads

>>211784397
What that even mean, schizo?

>>211784402
t. seething papist moor

>>211784409
I haven't brought up religion in this thread at all, just said Brazil should consider annexing Argentina.

>>211784429
KEK you are a brown thirdie papist with an inferiority complex
7-1

>>211784397
You are indian

>>211784090
tango a shit and everybody agrees, it's not 1920 anymore and you should go back

Indians must be exterminated. The future of the world depends on it.

>>211784247
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>>211784452
>NOOOO WE ARE NOT LIKE THE OTHER BROWNS
cope sanchez i am white with blue eyes you are a iberophone papist
firsties won

>>211784431
Damn
I guess these guys calling you a schizo are correct. I didn't even engage in your conversation

>>211784198
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>>211784290
FELL FOR THE SAME BAIT AGAIN AWARD

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>>211784466
You are indian

>>211784090
But not even Argentine zoomers fuck with that right now. Many don't ever think about it. Other countries have kept their regional music alive much better

Did you hear me papist dog??

chikaner posts like a bot nowadays. has he been replaced by a bot?

>>211784589
whatch it samir, respect

>>211784592

>>211784592
nah he does it manually. the texts may be llm generated but he still comes here to post them. he was spamming /sp/ today during CWC match. really weird fella.

>NOOOOOOOO DON'T EXPOSE US BROWN EYED PAPIST THIRDIES!!!!!!!!!

>>211784038 (OP)
>chikaner offers a low effort shitpost seething at argenchads
>not a single (You) by an argie
embarrassing