Thread 211785482

>>211785482 (OP)
Shit OP made by a thirdie

>>211785499
LOL I just found this image funny and now you have to post in it

>>211785499
he's a brit's colony, fuck off

One time I got really into the Mel Gibson ex wife phonecalls and was channeling the spirit in them and then I ruined my life completely. God punished me for trying to hack Mel's righteous anger. Real event, really happened.

>>211785509
Drop the vpn clown boy.

>>211785545
Did you tell someone at your work that you hoped they got raped by a pack of Ns?

>>211785545
Wrong crowd. Not going to lie though I'm saving that for /tv/. She need a bit hear and there and the proper image but 50 (you)s no problem.

>>211785561
Told a coworker she had foreign bodies in her breastmilk and that she should get rid of them why don't you

ask not for whom the toil looms
it looms for thee

>>211785545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UoHb0ziMDA

>>211785699
Thank you for your service.

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>>211785642
Hard not to love Mel. Deeply Christian sacrifice for just about every angry man who will follow, I mean that. That we all get to hear all of those calls every time we've fucked up and gotten too angry and know we're not alone. Intent doesn't matter.

>>211785699
>draft today
>ready for deployment in 6 months minimum
Heh. I dont think Iran will last 3 months

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fumigator doesn't help anymore

>Mike Love inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame the day after Brian Wilson died
Our boy just can’t stop winning.

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2 weeks till my week off
no plans, no obligations
just a week of sitting in my pajamas, playing bideo games and drinking

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>211785807
What games? x

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>211785733
He's a Catholic man. And I mean a real Catholic man. Few and far between to find these days. Looking forward to his new film. Resurrection of Christ. Nothing will touch close.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

mentally ill cunt

>>211785840
idk yet, steam sale will be going so we'll see what's good

Need a good Christian church that rejects the Pope, rejects idolatry, rejects Mary worship, rejects saint worship, embraces the Eucharist and baptism.

>>211785870
Get the migrants down digging the ditches for this country. I had murders with a paki cunt off ubereats last night. Coward like a subhuman though. It's in your breed. 40% of the British Army in India was Irishmen. How would you ever leave some brown bastard ever try ever pull one over you when your people dominated his entire country. I had to hold my brother back he was going to kill the poor cunt.

>>211769625
>>211769831
>>211772300
>>211779223
brit is so powerful
now that this is a common phrase on 4chan youll see it on twitter soon, then the entire world

Wild how even the gay faggot soys on r/newzealand are complaining about Indian migration now. You know it's bad when redditors are complaining.

Apparently they've just completely shat up the New Zealand construction industry by building the most horrendous new builds that are primed to leak and fall apart in a few years.

Desperately clawing at the walls of my runt cage

>>211785921
all VPNs

>>211785921
Finally had the courage to rear your ugly head did you. God help us, shitting on a yank, easy. Yanks need a hand up, no need to shit on their head.

>>211785961
youve lost the plot

>>211785928
I've never in my life seen an Indian construction worker

>>211785928
That's mad that. Manchester on an island the same as England. Took you long enough to come to that conclusion. And yer still talking like poofs. Sure what would I know. I'm just feeding the neighbours cat

Need Emma Watson to slap my sack repeatedly in quick succession with a ruler.

>>211785977
My plot is straight down on top of your head. This dumb cunt cat is eating lamb that came from your shithole country. I say you lightly as you're most likely a wog

the toil bell ringeth

I’m sick and it might be a tick borne disease

Had the window open there the other night ago as it's fucking roasting. And that daft cat came in through the window and just sat down. Do any of you cunts own cats but is it starved or something. Came over there a minute ago and I have it out some meat.

>>211786098
Don't have that craic here. Only again reaffirming that this is Gods land.

Made a typo in /cum/, can't show my face there until they make a new thread

>>211786172
This is the shitting ground then like. How times change.

anyone else really cold or is it just me

>>211785482 (OP)
This looks like a still image from the beginning of a scat porn video

>>211786198
It's your winter this time of year isn't it. Chilly. What's your house made of. I wouldn't say it's brick. Wood

Wakey wakey Englishmen

ah yes the monday morning diarrhea

Shirt no jacket
Untucked
Two buttons down
It's very much summer boys

Non-Whites are fundamentally biomass and have no sentient thought.

>>211786368
Couldn't be me
I've expelled all my weekend gases

>>211786222
>What's your house made of
prefer not to say

A concerning van

>>211786428
Biomass slave labor now, biomass slave labor tomorrow, biomass slave labor FOREVER.

>>211786487
Doesn't concern me, guess I'm made of stronger stuff idk :/

What's with asian women above 50 and puffy jackets

Beard is decidedly ginger this morning
Might trim it back so it's less obvious

>>211786487
speed camera?

trying to find my tax file number because i've got a new job and i've forgotten what my number was and it's a fucking nightmare
for a government department that wants to take money from you, they sure make it fucking hard to enable it

>>211786549
should be on your mygov

>>211786560
i know, i've linked the ATO on my mygov but every time i try to open it it just tells me they can't verify my identity, absolute ballache

>>211786533
Could be a rape van

MI6 is now headed by a Georgian churka

>>211786571
yep hate this bureaucracy stuff gives me autism attacks

Just finished my 3 day ban lads

Good morning to you all

>>211786617
I can tell you're already planning your next banworthy post

>>211786396
>two buttons down
Woah now slut

I like the smell of $2 shops. I wonder what it is.

>>211786396
Nice shoes
Do they sell them in mens?

>>211786686
why? you want to get them for your bf

mad to think people out in the world are killing each other because their leader said so

fuck sake mums fucking working from home that’s my day completely ruined THANKS

torso'd that neek

>>211786732
I recognize that butt
that's a downie

>>211786686
They are Mens shoes and I am a man

>>211786758
>They are Mens shoes and I am a man

things i saw on my way to work:
the bus driver had a pokemon tattoo
a schoolgirl crying while a black woman had her arm around her

>>211786798
things i care about what you posted:
none

>>211786798
also your your uggo tranny face in the reflection of the window

>>211786831
kek

bet you envisioned that post being pretty fucking funny didn't you
alright now what?

>schoolgirl crying
tell me more

>>211786645
Nah I'll be well-behaved for the moment.

Janny can go fuck themselves

>>211786907
Jesus Christ man that's a baby

Timmy having some fun with Grok

https://x.com/TimmyUk/status/1934241285700718945

time to switch on the bad 'puter, see u at 5 x

whole day actually ruined and it’s not even 9 am

draw me with a fella's knob up my arse

>all the women wearing sandals to the office
it cant go on like this

draw me crying in a schoolgirl uniform with a fella's knob up my arse

draw me raping my own arse

Grim as fuck how they keep trying to make women's football a thing.

>PHWOAR WE'RE THE LIONESSES, WE ACTUALLY WON THE EUROS YOU KNOW?

Nobody cares.

tuck my willy between my legs and pretend I’m a woman

threw another spelunky 2 run

the toil freaks where they at? at toil of course since its monday lol hahahah

monkey pox in my spunky box

>>211785482 (OP)
She's not pretty though.
Browns have no standards

>>211787362
HAHAHAHAHA

Fuck those slaves

roasting me absolute bollocks off they've been in the baggy state for days now

Toil looms

I'm from the 'dad, am I welcome?

grim

Overheard that the woman I fancy at work is leaving. I haven't spoken to her in the 8 months I've been at this job and as as result I feel safe in saying she thinks I'm extremely weird or she may even think that I hate her.

It's sad that I won't get to see her anymore and that now there's no possibility of anything ever happening between us. But the reality is that nothing could or would have happened had she stayed on in the job since I am too insane to talk to her. She may well have had a boyfriend this whole time. I know nothing about her.

And now I worry that I won't ever cross paths with another woman like her at my shitty job. Again though, why should that matter since I'm too afraid to speak to anyone at my job? I'm fucking insane. I live in a permanent mental delusion where I think I'm not that weird and good things might happen someday but to outside observers I'm visibly mentally ill, bordering on insane.

Trinidad and Suzannamum

i've had a double cheese burger sitting in my fridge for 3 days now you think its still safe to eat if i micro it

>>211787567
Shit it out into a hollowed out breadloaf

>Brits obsessed with going to Australia
>Aussies obsessed with going to Bali

What gives?

>>211785793
hes such a prick

>>211787594
Bali is like our Magaluf or something whereas Australia is far harder to get to and brits imagine making a life here
Probably the closest equivalent for Australians is Tasmania or the South Island

>>211787594
balinians obsess over going to......

>>211787543
I hate volleyball

Gagging to suck on a cock

>>211787674
dangerous and downright stupid

I love childless hapa grifter mommies (not actually a mommy, shes just 40)

my arsehole is encrusted with monkey pox

>>211787674
my arse is squacking for a length

https://x.com/ME_Observer_/status/1934436846869627002

KWAB! KWAB!!

>>211787543
how old are you? cos this read like you're in year 11

Australian culture

>“I’ve done and seen a lot of crazy things while working in the sex industry, but one of the wildest so far is the fact that I have free and complete access to a man’s bank account that I’ve never met or have zero idea what he even looks like," Grace said.

>“About three years ago, I received a random DM request from a man asking to send me money for nothing in return, and at first, I just thought it was a scam. He kept messaging me however, so one day I decided, ‘what the hell’ and messaged back telling him my bank details to send money to, and sure enough, within seconds there was $500 in my bank account."

>While it started with small amounts, Slave Dave eventually handed Grace complete access to his bank account so she could spend his money whenever she liked.

>“So far, I’ve made over $50,000 draining Slave Dave’s wallet over the last three years for items like expensive jewellery, lingerie, and sometimes even adding payments to my mortgage," she shared.

>“I ended up having to change careers to something higher paying so I could continue paying Grace more, but I went down a bad path and sent money to other girls during that time. To make up for it, I made the decision to completely hand over my bank account logins, my debit card details and even my emails to Grace, to monitor and make sure every dollar I earned was going toward her.”

https://www.instagram.com/gracedzeja_

Special Pride edition of /brit/ I see

>>211787689
I thought all Asians are overachievers in USA
or doesn’t hapas count?

I want to find love in Australia and breed with westernized Asian girls with aussie accents

>Slave Dave, also in his mid-20s, said he was content with his financial decisions.

>“I’ve lived with her completely ruling over my life and finances for the last couple of years, and I couldn't be more content. I go to work every day knowing my paycheck is going toward Goddess Grace to pay for her nails, hair, clothes, food, gifts.. anything she wants at all," he said, saying Grace leaves him an allowance to get food and petrol to get through the weeks.

>“She’s so rich and hot and I know she really doesn’t need my money at all, but she's so far out of my league, that I can't stop the urges to send her more and more. I hope I can serve her forever and continue contributing to her life and helping build her property empire while I live a quiet life."

>“While I don’t need his money, I think of it as a win, win - he gets off, while I get to have a completely disposable income to spend on whatever I like, with zero guilt. There’s plenty of paypigs out there, and while it takes some effort to find them, the benefits can pay off pretty quickly."

Australian women view Australian men as pay pigs

this is the future when we colonise every white country

>>211787730
Hapas dont count, they were given a soul by their white parent

>>211785921
Can't in good faith laugh at euroids spitting in the eye that defends them, vile continent

>>211787674
>>211787701
>>211787115
Ah yes, the modern British male.

>>211787758
Good morning saaar

>>211787706
I'm an adult, way too old to be thinking this way but yeah that is roughly where I am stuck mentally.

Never having experienced any sort of romance or intimacy growing up, I've ended up with this warped, childish view of the whole thing. The average 13 or 14 year old will have vastly more experience navigating relationships and romantic feelings than me.

Also I have never had a friend, a platonic friendship, so I can't even become friends with a woman first. Even the real of 'being a good friend' is foreign to me. It's unclear why I continue living when I should really just end my own life.

nth for the holodem

sucking a big black coffee

>>211787830
Its strange to me that brits dont self regulate their culture
If any American man were caught drinking hot tea every other man around him would instantly call him British

Mad how many british toffs already have indian ancestry from before independence or even before the raj
Seems like every other day I read an article about some cute off-white actress with an estuarine accent and a double-barrelled surname and her dad has indian ancestry on his mother's side or something

we at /brit/ support israel in their lawful defence against rogue Islamist states!

>>211787871
i bet you couldnt even name 5

>>211787873
this but unironically
whites hate on jews but don't realise how bad islamists are

>>211787511
thats like 100 hours not on the internet in the entire month
mine would probably look similar tho kek

only 3 months until I'll be a 36 year old virgin. That's like being an 18 year old virgin but twice.

>>211787902
Im not joking I dont particularly care about Jews just hate Muslims more

>>211787511
which software is this?

>>211787902
>saar wipe out pakistan next please saar

>suspicious girl sniffs you... ASMR
my background audio for today

Help me Rhonda yeah
Get her out of my fart

>>211787920
maybe you should try having sex

>>211787920
still plenty of time to lose it haha yeah

surely women won't mind that a man is a 36 or 32 year old virgin (me) with no experience haha they'll be willing to put all that aside I'm sure haha yeah plenty of time

>>211787902
you guys need to chill with your muslim obsession it makes you all look insane

>>211787928
stayfree

>>211785921
Gimmick invented by myself

>>211787749
All this does is make me want to dominate this uppity wog sket

>>211787920
Does that mean you unlock tier two spells?

Hate the hot weather
Drives groids into a frenzy

>>211787960
just like white christians/brown muslims with jews?
>>211787976
thanks
>>211787931
we can do it ourselves

>>211787920
>>211787955
It's over. There's no fairytale 40 year old virgin ending for this. Embrace the fact you're going to be a wizard.

>>211787991
Dave's Syndrome.

>>211787902
Dislike Christ killing apartheid state more than ragheads

>>211787805
You're thinking about it too much

you dont suddenly become weird after reaching your 30s and still being a virgin.
you were always a freak. this was always your destiny. it was always hopeless.
your age is completely irrelevant

>>211788021
>dislike what happened thousands of years ago
>don't care about kids getting buttraped in current year

I think we can all agree that we all LOATHE hindus though

>>211787955
prostitute
feels bad recommending something so grim but you clearly have zero self confidence, you need to get over it and practice

>>211787980
>“As soon as men find out I’m on OnlyFans, they either immediately expect me to pay and won't even offer to split the bill, or they get intimidated and insecure and stop planning dates or taking the lead, so it fizzles out”.

>On a recent date, Grace saw her suitor look up her Instagram account at the table across from her after she opened up about what she does for work.

>“As soon as he saw my account, he was asking how much money I make and how many men I’ve slept with… Then, he blurted out that seeing as I was doing so well, dinner would be on me. It goes without saying we didn't make it to a second date.”

Lmao

>>211788021
"Ragheads" by the way show more grit and moral values than you. Wr're all going to oay for your ignorance Rorke. The West isn't going to fall by itself, it's going to land on our heads.

>>211786487
The Downs in Bristol?

What?! You don’t have a good grip on the piano hat. Don’t help that chair to escape reflectivity because that lady’s a chinaman!

>>211788069
Good. Later on. TA is a joke by German pen. Get me off. Aryian man story.

>>211788077
No I'm not.

>>211787955
>>211788050
Does the UK have brothels or strip clubs?

Sex workers come in two types
>Girls who are just trying to get by or can't get any work
>Complete narcissistic skanks >>211787980

Find a nice sex worker that'll treat you right

>>211788060
>jetsetting around the world regularly

Yeah,Only Fans donations is not how she made her money. And people think if you adress this you're a misogynist, misogynists included. Only Fans is apparently a decentralised way to actually, literally pimp yourself, a platform of advertising for what is OFFERED.

>>211788043
Dalit mong, bitch of Muslim Iranians and Turks for 1200 years running

>>211788095
Ahhh, so I see the Mi6 is subcontracting their services.

>>211788064
Go back to Syria and fight the little Satan

inventing racism 2 in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

>>211787920
>>211787955
just go to some SEA country
>>211788095
what do you think happened to their descendants?
A mughal woman was whining on the news that she has to do maid work to make a living and wants to sell Taj Mahal as it belongs to her
katuwas are the poorest and the lowest ring of society here, Abdul

But hey, /brit/, keep hating those pakistani workers!! I am sure this is the good fight!

>>211788091
>Does the UK have brothels or strip clubs?
brothels are illegal as is "kerb crawling" but strip clubs aren't
most prozzies are online

>>211788060
I think women running successful OF accounts need to accept that this is the one caveat to that lifestyle; that they will no longer be able to have a 'normal' relationship with a man.

Certainly there will be men lining up to marry this bint and give her children, but she knows that they're not the same men who she would actually want i.e normal, successful men who are themselves in pursuit of 'normal' women (which in this case means not a sex worker).

>>211788119
Why did you stop posting on the Irish flag mate?

>Australian is secretly a Islamist in disguise
is every 1st world flag a brown now?
I know /pol/ is

>>211788176
>that they will no longer be able to have a 'normal' relationship with a man.

Why not? Can't a stripper become a housewife"?

>>211788138
Mogging you at the Olympics, shooting down your planes, being the symbol of peak cultural power and beauty of your country(pengest tings)

Need a BIG poo but I’m just keeping it in the chamber for a bit, letting it press and rub up against my prostate, getting that warm fuzzy pleasure

>>211788138
What's up with this?

>>211788263
>Dravidians
don't ask me, they have retarded jungle culture

what youtube channels or podcasts do you listen to while working?

where is a young british sub 18 bmi nigga supposed to find foreign european (white) men to have sex with anyway

>>211788208
She can get a simp husband no doubt but that's not what women are attracted to or want in a husband.

Men who are truly successful and desirable in their own right (not me, I might add) do actually reserve the right to be choosy and they're not choosing sex workers to be their wives. Because they don't have to.

Mental how high caste Indians go to the West and they get treated like horrible poo-smelling sweaty wogs, literally the lowest rung in our society, a figure of ridicule. Kind of karma desu

>>211788263
>tfw she scams a pensioner out of £20 goole play voucher

>>211788307
brighton mate
even the yanks know this one

>>211788263
looks like elton john's farted on her

raping my arse with the tv remote

>>211788329
the indians we are getting are not high caste

>there's difference between Welsh and English but don't dare point out the dufference between Dravidian and Norf people
India is not a monolith
It's more divrse than the entire Europe

>>211788356
What do you mean by that?

Is it really that easy for women?

>>211787805
>Also I have never had a friend
If you want friends then it's possible to get friends. I think the best way to make friends is to find people with similar interests to yourself. E.g. let's say you really like Star Trek - in that case look for other people who are interested in Star Trek (either on the internet, or in real life) and you'll have something to talk to them about. Or maybe your interest is Liverpool FC. In which case find people who share that interest, and talk to them about it. Once you've got the ball rolling with the idea of finding common ground with other people, it gets easier.

>>211788358
Some are, some aren’t. But they’re all treated the same. To us they’re all just smelly wogs with stupid voices.
>>211788360
Nobody cares about the difference here though. You think a Chinese person is well versed in the cultural differences between a Welsh and an Englishman? He just sees a Brit - if that - more likely he just sees a white man.

>>211788426
that's a lot of biomass

Just phoned doctorberg and he confirmed the scan I got done on my bollocks confirms I don't have the ol cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WkMTNG_CPc

BigDome talking about his experience with prositutes

>>211788434
I know
that's why we think jews and whites are one and the same

>>211788336
i went to brighton to see a band play a few weeks ago and grindr was shit and bad whats up with that

>>211788372
>apprentice boilermaker
>administrator at local sports club

You can't really blame women for going down the OnlyFans road if these are the alternatives. If you're a 20 year old woman with the body of a Greek oracle nymph, what's the actual point in sitting about in a stuffy office or learning to install boilers for minimum wage?

Just play the hand you've been dealt, let simps and pervs ogle your body and make $20,000/month for a few years. Then if you want to settle down into a normoid wagie life then by all means do so. But I don't hold it against these women.

>>211788452
Based

>>211788475
Jews are white, Ashkenazi Jews certainly.

>>211788452
well done live to fight another day lad

>>211788504
I want to hold it against them
And move up and down a bit for a couple of minutes

>>211788506
>>211788524
They can't stop my evil incel life

>>211788486
bad like uglies and fats?

>>211788372
>boilermaker
I think in America this is the occupation that has the least amount of women, it's like 99% male.

>>211788504
i blame the freaks who are paying for porn. though the lengths these women are going to promote their onlyfans are destroying social media, majority of viral posts these days are viral marketing for a gambling company or an of whore

>>211788543
>we even outsourced chuds to India

BVSED

>>211788317
Why do sex workers usually have crazy childhood trauma and no fathers

I wish I had an ounce of self control

So glad I didn't lose my V to a prossard

>>211788631
Strange times

>>211788650
When???

Sabrina Carpet Bomb

>>211788426
It's not the size lad, it's how you use it

Leandro Prossard

>>211788631
>putin to seize capital in days
Lol. Lmao even.

>>211788631
Whatever happened to that 3 day special military operation??

https://www.instagram.com/p/DK2GUPHo10n/

Do you see this Rorke? The internet is not an anonymous place, get off Tattle.Life

I hate jewgle so fucking much

rorke catching aids at age 29 while losing his V plate to a prossard

belated Father's Day luncheon with dadbergovitz and stepmumenthal later in the week

acceptable topics of conversation shall include:
>dad's various pains and ailments
>how their elderly dog is getting on
>whether the food is nice
>any plans for the remainder of the day

unacceptable topics:
>that I am struggling to see a way forward in life

>>211788827
rubymong in tears

>>211788827
so the owner of the women's gossip website was a bloke all along. that's quite funny.

>>211788874
You could raise the topic lad. Your choice whether to raise it or not.

>>211788827
those people are genuinely mental though
the freaks here pale in comparison

we're quite amateur when it comes to hate sites. the japanese ones have their servers in a different country so they're not subject to japanese law.

>>211787920
Any wizard powers?

miss commiechad. bit of a cunt but he was right about all the important things. the tarqs of the world have been seething since the russian revolution and will use any means, including seemingly contradictory ones, to make sure it never happens again. nato is

>>211789007
Aryan. Rebel XD?

any born again virgins in

>>211788939
It's ground that's been covered before. Other people's tolerance extends to perhaps 1-2 questions and answers and then it devolves to "I think you should go back to the GP" (again).

Reaches a point where you feel there isn't any point talking about these things.

good fucking job retarded google jeets

>>211789020
repel women passive effect

>>211789071
no one wants to talk to a hopeless loser who refuses to make any change. they're not your therapists

dont really ever get over your first proper breakup do you

Protesting a nazi fascist government apparently

>>211789156
been through 3 me
all grim

>>211787758
indians will see gloryhole swallows ah ah tier women and fall in love

>>211789161
>science keeps your ass alive
what is it with yanks and “science”

>>211785482 (OP)
Our girls can do better. I hope soon Russia gonna break this record.

>>211789142
you mean nobody wants men to talk about their problems ever

>>211789185
they have more schizo religious nutters

>>211789161
nazi fascists were well known for allowing people to run around saying they want the glorious leader dead

>>211789142
Why are they meeting me for lunch then?

heh gottem

I'm drawn to schizo sites like tattle and lookism back in the day. lookism has gone mainstream now though.

>>211789208
they seem to have turned “science” into a schizo religious thing too. definitely a distinct attitude there

>>211789156
never been in a relationship, me

quite certain that I would go completely mental if I ever did manage it

>>211789255
that's a fat bloke in women's clobber lol

>>211789071
I know that feel. My parents are convinced that if you feel bad in life, it's a medical problem, and you should go get pills from the doctor.

Maybe if someone is unhappy then it's because of real problems, such as job stress, loneliness, lack of exercise, etc. Maybe these are the things that should be talked about and fixed. Maybe drugging ourselves to make bad feelings go away (which also introduces shitty side effects) is a bad idea.

the last /brit/

>>211789156
Never been in a relationship.
22

This website is hurting my productivity

>>211789330
unforseen boner hehehe

the last shit

>>211789342
normal for men these days
start worrying when you near 30

my brother wanted to go to the university 30 minutes away but my mum has convinced him to go to fucking Scotland.
Fucking bitch he is my only friend.

>>211788542
yeah
i havent HAD SEX in over a year im dynig

>>211789038
He's a National Socialist now.

>>211789364
Also don’t have any mates
Also never had sex
I don’t think it’s normal mate

>>211788854
Kek this could literally be me
I'm 29 and have been thinking of hiring an escort but I'm afraid of an STD

>>211789206
correct. they want men to do something about their problems instead of moaning

Boomers are being driven literally schizo by AI. They don’t even understand social media properly still so there’s no way they will understand ChatGPT.

>>211789285
>maybe these are things that should be talked about

This is the crux of it with regards to talking to my parents / gran (the only people I know). The idea that they could listen and then sit with a thought, entertain it, follow it down a path of discussion doesn't enter their minds.

The moment anything real, anything vulnerable is put to them in a conversation they panic, disregard it, shut it down and if all else fails they go down the outsourcing empathy route ie suggesting that the thought or feeling that has just been expressed indicates a wrongness that can only be solved by going to the doctor (thus they, immediate relatives, are absolved of any responsibility to care).

And so we end up in a position where we can go a whole meal without saying anything of substance. No one says what they mean, says what they feel, and instead we just fill the air with nothingness until the meal ends. Until next time. Pointless. It's no relationship at all.

>>211788560
OnlyFans is killing porn. It's annoying.
A decade ago porn was much better.

piddle

>>211789483
Wouldn’t know, not a coomer freak you see.

>>211789517
Porn is vitalistic and based.

Ada Wong Sex Arse!!!

>>211789445
Wait till you find out what condoms are your mind will be blown fella

>>211789482
bizarre self-entitlement you have. no one is obliged to listen to and discuss your pathetic concerns.
if you have a problem, deal with it. its no one elses responsibility.
they dont want to talk to you because they know you're probably a mong who prefers to wallow in self pity and poke holes in any sensible advice. stop being a victim then maybe people will care

Mad how Sabrina had a white bf and said that she wished she had 'BBC' in her on stage

>>211789564
That whole clip was so hot

>>211789482
Yeah it was like that with my parents for quite a while. I think these days they're a bit better at engaging. But yeah I agree with what you say about outsourcing empathy. People will claim they're being empathetic when they say "oh you should see a professional" but in reality they're saying "I literally cannot be bothered to even have a short discussion with you about your problems; go and bother somebody else". The medicalisation of emotions and real life challenges just seems so stupid to me.

>>211789564
mad that you'll be a virgin your entire life. does that not fill you with despair?

>>211789574
Spaki coded post

>>211789579
How so?

dont think ive ever discussed a personal problem with my parents. we're all cold unfamilial autists you see

>>211789556
Surely you should be able to share your most pressing worries with your parents. That doesn't mean you expect them to solve all your problems, obviously. Instead you just want to have a chat about some things, to see what their perspective is.

>>211789579
Don’t need to get personal mate we’re all friends here

got a cracking post lined up for the new

>>211789482
>>211789575
Why are so many Brits on SSRIs

women

>>211789597
ktim

>>211789617
Jews

>>211789601
sounds like you did.
sounds like they suggested seeking help from a professional.
which is perfectly valid advice.
but it sounds like you dont actually want to put any effort into solving your issues. you want someone to swoop in, wave a magic wand, and do it all for you.

>>211789617
Super Sexy Racist Injections? Yeah I take those x

the poo goblin has awoken

move
>>211789661
>>211789661
>>211789661

>>211789642
Doesn’t sound like he’s saying that at all actually mate. Maybe you should relax a bit?

>>211789642
>you want someone to swoop in, wave a magic wand, and do it all for you.
Not at all. I just think it should be possible to have an adult conversation with your parents about what's going on in your life.