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Anonymous Canada No.211786004 [Report] >>211786025 >>211786031 >>211786035 >>211786337
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
dickmilch edition
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Anonymous United States No.211786012 [Report] >>211786021 >>211786029
my gf is exhausting these days
Anonymous United States No.211786013 [Report] >>211786064 >>211786073 >>211786812 >>211789064
This is American cuisine
Anonymous United States No.211786019 [Report] >>211786030 >>211786037 >>211786039
what if i told you that in about 50 minutes it will be Monday once again
Anonymous Canada No.211786021 [Report]
>>211786012
tell me about it man she's wearing me out
Anonymous Germany No.211786025 [Report]
>>211786004 (OP)
It means "thick milk".
Anonymous United States No.211786029 [Report] >>211786043
>>211786012
why
Anonymous United States No.211786030 [Report]
>>211786019
I would eat your sss
Anonymous Greece No.211786031 [Report] >>211786435
>>211786004 (OP)
>all gay dick milk
wtf
Anonymous Canada No.211786033 [Report]
Just found out there was a Polish version of Anne Frank named Rutka Laskier
Anonymous Germany No.211786035 [Report]
>>211786004 (OP)
yummy
Anonymous Canada No.211786037 [Report]
>>211786019
It's already monday in the east coast
Anonymous United States No.211786039 [Report]
>>211786019
shit I gotta do my duolingo
Anonymous United States No.211786043 [Report]
>>211786029
she cant cum unless i put a loaded gun in her mouth
Anonymous Canada No.211786047 [Report]
>it means "think milk"
Anonymous United States No.211786050 [Report]
>in the east coast
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRr
Anonymous United States No.211786052 [Report] >>211786065 >>211786068 >>211786076 >>211786116
How did that Indian nigga survive the plane crash
Anonymous Germany No.211786064 [Report]
>>211786013
This makes me hard asf
Anonymous United States No.211786065 [Report]
>>211786052
Haven't you ever seen a bollywood movie?
Anonymous Canada No.211786068 [Report]
>>211786052
he jumped right before it hit the ground
Anonymous Canada No.211786073 [Report]
>>211786013
Would
Anonymous United States No.211786076 [Report] >>211786101
>>211786052
It's like Bruce Willis in the movie "Unbreakable"
Anonymous United States No.211786080 [Report]
those breakfast croissant sandwiches they have at donut places are incredible
Anonymous Canada No.211786094 [Report] >>211786099
https://vocaroo.com/1k3QWs4UxnDw
Anonymous United States No.211786099 [Report]
>>211786094
I bet it’s a fart
Anonymous Canada No.211786101 [Report]
>>211786076
he's some kinda... unbreakable?
Anonymous Canada No.211786110 [Report] >>211786164
Almost 24 hours into the fast. The physical hunger is very low, it's mostly a desire to eat mentally. But I am getting tired. I am most worried about trying to fall asleep without DPH. But tonight I will try to do so for the first time in a very long time.
Anonymous Canada No.211786116 [Report] >>211786125 >>211786138 >>211786142
>>211786052
i read somewhere that his section near emergency door just ""fell off"" the plane while the plane was crashing. most interesting thing I read recently was that there was another plane crash in asia somewhere 10yrs ago and the only guy who survived was also sitting at the same seat 11a
Anonymous Canada No.211786125 [Report]
>>211786116
source https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/the-11a-seat-connection-air-india-crashs-sole-survivor-and-thai-singer-both-spared-from-same-seat
Anonymous United States No.211786138 [Report] >>211786142
>>211786116
That's the power of jobs
Anonymous United States No.211786142 [Report] >>211786156
>>211786116
>>211786138
I mean dubs
Anonymous Canada No.211786156 [Report] >>211786166 >>211786168 >>211786191
>>211786142
then check these
Anonymous United States No.211786164 [Report]
>>211786110
Doughy Penis Humiliation
Anonymous United States No.211786166 [Report] >>211786202
>>211786156
Anonymous Canada No.211786168 [Report] >>211786202
>>211786156
So close
Anonymous United States No.211786187 [Report] >>211786224
I’m 1/8th Potawatomi
Anonymous United States No.211786191 [Report] >>211786202
>>211786156
So cringe
Anonymous Canada No.211786202 [Report]
>>211786191
>>211786168
sorry

>>211786166
I kneel
Anonymous United States No.211786217 [Report]
Check this 7
Anonymous Canada No.211786224 [Report]
>>211786187
I'm 1/64th potato
Anonymous United States No.211786228 [Report] >>211786232
a wizard is in our midst
Anonymous United States No.211786232 [Report]
>>211786228
It's me
Anonymous Canada No.211786236 [Report] >>211786246 >>211786249 >>211786263 >>211791737
Listen to this guys. I added a woman on insta from dating apps like a year ago. She's a 24yo hot guyanese. She posted a story few weeks ago and I sent her the fire emoji coz I was drunk. Told I posted a story and she liked it. I'm wondering if I should or can pick the conversation with her? She's hot as hell
Anonymous United States No.211786237 [Report] >>211786248 >>211786264 >>211786312
I look like this
Anonymous Canada No.211786246 [Report] >>211786289
>>211786236
i fucked her
Anonymous United States No.211786248 [Report]
>>211786237
I didn't know the essence of gay sex had a physical incarnation
Anonymous Canada No.211786249 [Report]
>>211786236
>Told
Today**
Anonymous United States No.211786250 [Report] >>211786259
I’ll die for Israel if they ask nicely
Anonymous United States No.211786252 [Report]
Carriers and planes are all moving to support the hated enemy.

This better keep escalating. I want to wake up to news of American planes being shot down in dogfights with China o algo.
Anonymous United States No.211786259 [Report]
>>211786250
they won't they'll just rudely tell you to die for them
Anonymous Canada No.211786263 [Report] >>211786289
>>211786236
Maybe, need photographic evidence to better asses the situation.
Anonymous Canada No.211786264 [Report]
>>211786237
you are a decent looking guy. look and dress pretty normie too
Anonymous Canada No.211786289 [Report] >>211786298 >>211786331
>>211786246
no you didnt

>>211786263
evidence of what?
Anonymous United States No.211786293 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgnHPqp0Dk
Anonymous Canada No.211786298 [Report] >>211786318
>>211786289
How hot she is
Anonymous United States No.211786312 [Report]
>>211786237
>gay face
>earing
>ears below eyes
Anonymous Canada No.211786318 [Report]
>>211786298
not posting that, but I'd say 6-7/10, thick eyebrows, and petite
Anonymous United States No.211786327 [Report]
I do be a fan of European women
Anonymous Canada No.211786331 [Report]
>>211786289
He's lying but I did actually fuck her
Anonymous Canada No.211786336 [Report]
I wish Lucilius you had been so happy as to have taken this resolution long ago I wish we had not deferred to think of an happy life till now we are come within light of death But let us delay no longer
Anonymous Brazil No.211786337 [Report] >>211786346
>>211786004 (OP)
dick milk best milk
simple as
Anonymous Canada No.211786346 [Report]
>>211786337
very brian coded post
Anonymous Canada No.211786353 [Report]
Muller Milch = best milk
Anonymous United States No.211786357 [Report]
dumb peanutposter
Anonymous Canada No.211786380 [Report]
I think I'm gonna text the guyanese tmr
Anonymous Canada No.211786400 [Report]
whatever it is that people like, i don't got it
Anonymous United States No.211786401 [Report] >>211786436
Norway, Sweden, Finland
The women from these countries are quite attractive
Anonymous Canada No.211786420 [Report] >>211786432
I'm personally into brown women. Maybe that's coz I'm brown, but brown women of any kind makes my heart flutter. Browner the better
Anonymous United States No.211786432 [Report] >>211786471
>>211786420
Yeah, middle eastern and some north african women are beautiful.
Some Latinas are quite cute, and some Indian women.
Anonymous Germany No.211786435 [Report]
>>211786031
more like all goy THOUGH, pronunciation wise
Anonymous United States No.211786436 [Report] >>211786450
>>211786401
the OFFICIAL mommy of /cum/
Anonymous United States No.211786450 [Report] >>211786460 >>211786468
>>211786436
The more she's posted, the less attractive I think she is
Anonymous Canada No.211786460 [Report]
>>211786450
for me it's the opposite. that big jaw is grinding its way into my heart.
Anonymous Canada No.211786467 [Report] >>211786483
>>211786007
If she has enough money to but a cafe then I'm not sure why would she want to work.
Anonymous United States No.211786468 [Report]
>>211786450
Anonymous Canada No.211786471 [Report] >>211786492 >>211786497 >>211786500
>>211786432
I'm north indian and quite pale since my mom's family is from afghanistan/pakistan. I prefer women who look like me. Persians are all whores and middle eastern (muslims) who date out are more often than not whores too. So I usually go for north indians or guyanese indians
Anonymous Canada No.211786483 [Report] >>211786596
>>211786467
she doesnt have anything, but I make enough. I can get a loan for a cafe.
Anonymous United States No.211786486 [Report] >>211786546
I'm a slinky
Snaking my way downtown
Anonymous Canada No.211786492 [Report] >>211786499
>>211786471
Bad news dude. I fucked all the women you could have potentially dated
Anonymous Canada No.211786497 [Report]
>>211786471
i also fucked them
Anonymous Canada No.211786499 [Report] >>211786548
>>211786492
that'll make me very sad man :(
Anonymous United States No.211786500 [Report]
>>211786471
I fucked them too
and also all the women I fucked were rant through by my friend's frat
Anonymous Canada No.211786513 [Report] >>211786525
i fucked every woman in the world
Anonymous United States No.211786525 [Report] >>211786536
>>211786513
Your dick would fall off from having every horrible STD on earth
Anonymous Canada No.211786530 [Report] >>211786537
For me it's latinas
Anonymous Canada No.211786536 [Report]
>>211786525
it did
Anonymous United States No.211786537 [Report] >>211786554
>>211786530
Only west coast us Latinas though
Anonymous United States No.211786546 [Report]
>>211786486
Dinosaur jr b side #868789
Anonymous Canada No.211786548 [Report] >>211786561
>>211786499
Sorry I didn't mean to make you said I was lying.
Anonymous Canada No.211786554 [Report]
>>211786537
I prefer the civilized cono sur latinas
Anonymous United States No.211786561 [Report] >>211786577
>>211786548
He didn't say you were lying
Anonymous Canada No.211786577 [Report] >>211786591
>>211786561
the wicked flee when no one pursues
Anonymous United States No.211786590 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.211786591 [Report]
>>211786577
what? no it doesnt.
Anonymous Canada No.211786596 [Report] >>211786646
>>211786483
Yeah that sounds like a bad idea. Sucks that your dad is such an asshole. Do you have any brother or sister over there?
Anonymous Canada No.211786608 [Report] >>211786625 >>211786637 >>211797243
Thoughts?
Anonymous United States No.211786611 [Report]
Little Jason is sleeping right now.
He's comfy in his bed. His head lies peaceful on his pillow, blankets wrapped around his body like a cocoon.
Jason will awaken soon
Anonymous United States No.211786625 [Report] >>211786646 >>211786649
>>211786608
I'd suck on your dingalingdingdong
Anonymous United States No.211786626 [Report]
It's not for a drill in Finland. All of our planes are heading towards the middle east
Anonymous United States No.211786629 [Report] >>211786690
Imagine if northern Pennsylvania was just a big coastline, and Lake Erie was estuary water, and then PA would have a more Maryland-like climate and we could have put negros hard to work picking hemp and tobacco and made Virginia 2.0

VGH
Anonymous Canada No.211786637 [Report] >>211786680
>>211786608
Take the shirt off, who cares about arms. Lets see your delts and traps
Anonymous Canada No.211786646 [Report] >>211786724
>>211786625
please don't

>>211786596
i have a younger brother, but he's an ass just like my dad. I told my mom that she should live with him and I'd pay for her living expenses but she said she won't get along with him
Anonymous United States No.211786649 [Report]
>>211786625
Oh you touch my tra la la
Mmm my ding ding dong
Anonymous United States No.211786666 [Report] >>211786724
Jason Jason sleepy sleepy little boy sleepy sleepy
Little Jason
Anonymous Canada No.211786674 [Report] >>211786733
canada mentioned
Anonymous Canada No.211786680 [Report]
>>211786637
I actually prefer to not train traps. I have okayish size, but I really don't want traps. I want wide shoulders with little traps. My delts are very well formed surprisingly. I do arnold press with 60lb dumbells
Anonymous United States No.211786690 [Report]
>>211786629
>160 years since the civil war and dixoids are still fantasizing about spreading slavery
Anonymous Canada No.211786724 [Report] >>211786764
>>211786646
Damn and I thought my family was dysfunctional.
>>211786666
Quads of Satan
Anonymous United States No.211786733 [Report]
>>211786674
interesting. data is showing a massive drop in the amount of zoomies who drink in USA and probably ganada too
Anonymous United States No.211786734 [Report] >>211786751 >>211786759 >>211786773 >>211786780 >>211786826
3am MGTOW snack
Anonymous United States No.211786751 [Report] >>211786813
>>211786734
>just a fucking block of cheese
Grim
Anonymous Canada No.211786759 [Report] >>211786813
>>211786734
Nigga are you sleeping on the floor?
Anonymous Canada No.211786764 [Report] >>211786789
>>211786724
>I thought my family was dysfunctional
I left the country at 18 mostly because of how dysfunctional my family is. It's the same with my extended family too. My dad def has bpd or something. Mom has stockholm syndrome, depression, and severe anxiety. I get anxious easily so I work out a lot to keep myself calm
Anonymous United States No.211786773 [Report]
>>211786734
There he is there he is, there little Jayson Wayson
Anonymous Canada No.211786780 [Report] >>211786813
>>211786734
that's not a snack, that's a whole fucking meal. What's in the glass by the milk tho?
Anonymous United States No.211786785 [Report] >>211786939
Did a phone sex with the new girlberg
Anonymous Canada No.211786789 [Report] >>211786914
>>211786764
How did you end up here?
Anonymous United States No.211786793 [Report] >>211786802
>a slab of ham and a block of cheese
best meal yet
Anonymous United States No.211786802 [Report]
>>211786793
Sovietesque
Anonymous Germany No.211786812 [Report]
>>211786013
mogs everything we have, but gives you the life expectancy of an african
Anonymous United States No.211786813 [Report]
>>211786751
Nothing wrong with that.
>>211786759
I have a Japanese futon.
>>211786780
Root beer.
Anonymous United States No.211786816 [Report] >>211786825
Make that ass clap jason
Anonymous United States No.211786825 [Report]
>>211786816
jason made my ass clap once
Anonymous Canada No.211786826 [Report] >>211786878
>>211786734
At least cut the ham and cheese in cubes you fat ass.
Anonymous Canada No.211786838 [Report]
HOT HAM summer in the city , back of my neck lookin dirt and gritty
Anonymous United States No.211786857 [Report]
That cheese needs crackers
Anonymous United States No.211786878 [Report]
>>211786826
Why
Anonymous Canada No.211786914 [Report] >>211786988
>>211786789
got a full ride scholarship for undergrad at a uni where a canadian that my uncle met worked. he applied for me and I ended up here
Anonymous Mexico No.211786932 [Report]
I don't believe things happening on the other side of the world should affect me.
Anonymous United States No.211786939 [Report]
>>211786785
Kys normalfag
Anonymous Canada No.211786940 [Report]
It's not just the fact you are eating a block of cheese at 3 in the morning, it's that you took a god damn picture of it and upload it here for us to see. What did you expect us to say? Wow Jason you're such a good cook, look at that presentation!
Anonymous United States No.211786955 [Report]
Okay tummy is full I'm activating airplane mode and turning off wifi and reading isekai until I pass out.
Anonymous Canada No.211786988 [Report] >>211787014
>>211786914
As I said maybe you should tell her to visit for a month and see how she does away from your dad.
Anonymous Canada No.211787014 [Report] >>211787029
>>211786988
That's a good idea. I'll tell her that tmr. Thanks for the advice man
Anonymous United States No.211787015 [Report] >>211787036
NEED my prostate milked
Anonymous Canada No.211787029 [Report] >>211787044 >>211787062 >>211787126
>>211787014
You're welcome, now who's next on the line?
Anonymous United States No.211787036 [Report]
>>211787015
Anonymous Canada No.211787044 [Report] >>211787122
>>211787029
nobody kek, I'll end up moving to the US soon to make more money so that should even it out ig?!
Anonymous United States No.211787062 [Report] >>211787122
>>211787029
never got into this show
Anonymous Mexico No.211787111 [Report] >>211787207
recently made a roblox account to play roblox but got bored of it pretty quick and wanted to delete my account but apparently you have to submit a request to do that and it's a long process it seems
Anonymous Canada No.211787122 [Report] >>211787178
>>211787044
kek I didn't mean that.
>>211787062
Frasier is based
Anonymous United States No.211787126 [Report] >>211787149 >>211787191
>>211787029
how do I cut junk food out of my diet
Anonymous Canada No.211787149 [Report]
>>211787126
Whenever you have to urge to eat junk food smoke a cigarette instead.
Anonymous Canada No.211787178 [Report]
>>211787122
great story lmao. I have a close first generation italian-american friend and he also had to go for speech therapy coz he couldnt fucking speak properly
Anonymous United States No.211787191 [Report]
>>211787126
Dont buy it
Yes its that simple
Anonymous Canada No.211787207 [Report]
>>211787111
You have to be 18 to use this site.
Anonymous Canada No.211787241 [Report]
kit
Anonymous United States No.211787311 [Report] >>211787393
>2000s nostalgia, remember Frutiger Aero Awesome Face Lucky Star? S0VL
2000s were literally a corporate zogged zionist wet dream. 9/11, Israel wars, financial crises, "made in China" outsourcing, neoliberalism/neocons, SUVs, blingshit pop wiggerdom like 50 Cent, "reality TV" degeneracy, "Walmart/McDonalds" Americans, chemtrails, ProTools mallcore buttrock, American Idol, women tattooing logos on their asses, etc.
Anonymous Canada No.211787313 [Report]
gn anons
Anonymous United States No.211787338 [Report]
The 2000s were awful
Anonymous United States No.211787355 [Report]
Television peaked in the 2000s
Anonymous Canada No.211787357 [Report] >>211787381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEKaK2N24dU&list=RDmEKaK2N24dU&start_radio=1
Anonymous United States No.211787381 [Report]
>>211787357
cool barn
Anonymous United States No.211787393 [Report] >>211787485
>>211787311
why is this pic implying mcdonalds was especially popular in the 2000s?
Anonymous United States No.211787405 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.211787449 [Report] >>211787469
Television's last album was in 1992
Anonymous Canada No.211787469 [Report]
>>211787449
They had more than two albums?
Anonymous Germany No.211787471 [Report]
Just remembered terrone‘s legendary hambeast fuckpic
Anonymous Canada No.211787483 [Report]
>>211777634
Anonymous United States No.211787484 [Report] >>211787509
Burds are real, are you itt?
Anonymous United States No.211787485 [Report]
>>211787393
It's when the "people of Walmart"/Amerifat perception started which is also frequently associated with McDonald's
Anonymous Germany No.211787486 [Report]
Fruitiger Aero is peak Zoomer Fake Nostalgia
Anonymous Canada No.211787509 [Report] >>211787521
>>211787484
Yes that's my facebook account
Anonymous United States No.211787517 [Report] >>211787539
i have penis breathe
Anonymous United States No.211787521 [Report]
>>211787509
Very cringe
Anonymous United States No.211787530 [Report]
yeah i thik tjirerm tooomcj marijuana
Anonymous Canada No.211787539 [Report] >>211787564
>>211787517
stop smoking pole
Anonymous Canada No.211787546 [Report] >>211787564
A woman died from suffocation when she strangled herself for an online creep who paid her to perform “dangerous and degrading” webcam sex acts while he watched from home, a coroner ruled Wednesday.
Anonymous United States No.211787564 [Report]
>>211787539
>>211787546
broooooooooooo
look at these canadiansss
Anonymous Canada No.211787601 [Report]
coinbase would be a good name for tel aviv
Anonymous United States No.211787612 [Report]
My gas has been unusually nasty this evening/morning
Anonymous United States No.211787616 [Report]
its trendy to be wendy
Anonymous Finland No.211787624 [Report]
Do zoomers use browsers anymore?
I have a gen alpha nephew and I think he only uses apps on his phone like YouTube or Roblox
He doesn’t have his own pc but I’m thinking giving him my old one. Maybe he’ll like making Roblox levels.
Anonymous Canada No.211787631 [Report]
still cant believe the US government needs sponsors LOL
Anonymous United States No.211787646 [Report] >>211787662 >>211787687 >>211787728 >>211787735
lets see how good at maths cum is
Anonymous Canada No.211787662 [Report]
>>211787646
all of those are wrong
Anonymous Canada No.211787687 [Report] >>211787715
>>211787646
12
Anonymous Canada No.211787715 [Report]
>>211787687
this
Anonymous Canada No.211787728 [Report] >>211787763
>>211787646
15
Anonymous United States No.211787735 [Report] >>211787787 >>211787796
>>211787646
one could theoretically make an argument for 18 as well but I think it's 12
Anonymous Canada No.211787763 [Report] >>211787777
>>211787728
sorry 18
Anonymous United States No.211787777 [Report] >>211787792
>>211787763
bit sus there, m8
Anonymous United States No.211787787 [Report] >>211787797 >>211787813
>>211787735
>one could theoretically make an argument for 18
no u cant
Anonymous United States No.211787792 [Report]
>>211787777
Anonymous Canada No.211787796 [Report]
>>211787735
how do you make an argument for 18? Each # on the right is a multiple of # on left * # on left +1 as far I as I can see
Anonymous Canada No.211787797 [Report] >>211787819 >>211787872
>>211787787
it could be 6 x 3
Anonymous United States No.211787813 [Report]
>>211787787
dumbest cummer award
Anonymous Canada No.211787819 [Report] >>211787847 >>211787872
>>211787797
no that wouldn't 90 tho
Anonymous Canada No.211787847 [Report]
>>211787819
wouldn't explain**
Anonymous Canada No.211787854 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.211787872 [Report]
>>211787797
yes
>>211787819
it's intentionally ambiguous but it could be a sequence with decreasing multipliers which does lead to 18
Anonymous United States No.211787967 [Report]
Can't concentrate on one thing I think I need to be medicated
Anonymous United States No.211788026 [Report] >>211788054
When I was in high school I moved to a very small community. It was so amazing. A tiny school where all grades were in the same small building. My graduating class was like 28 or 29 people. You could walk to the town square. Everyone pretty much knew each other or at least knew of each other. Idk how to even put in words how peaceful and comfy day to day life was. Just little things like riding my bike home after work, or most customers being people you knew, or just the general sense of community. I'd grown up in a mega dense high population city so it was such a novel experience.

Small towns are way better than huge cities. I find it insane how many people I meet who say the opposite.
Anonymous United States No.211788041 [Report]
Why are ginger girls so cute while ginger men are hideous abominations?
Anonymous United States No.211788054 [Report]
>>211788026
>Whittier, Alaska, is a unique town known for its unusual living situation where nearly all of its residents live in a single building, the Begich Towers. This small city, located at the head of Passage Canal, is a popular gateway to Prince William Sound and a hub for outdoor activities and wildlife viewing

I can hardly even imagine anything more comfy than this.
Anonymous United States No.211788068 [Report]
rewatching the frank horrigan talking head. he's so intimidating, i love it! "FRANK HORRIGAN, THAT'S WHO. UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE."
Anonymous United States No.211788191 [Report] >>211788324
I just can't believe that was it. Life peaked so early and at the time I hadn't the slightest idea I was already at the pinnacle. Never again will there be the same level of freedom mixed with lack of serious responsibilities or expectations. There will never be another time where the future seems so uncertain and full of potential. Youth really is wasted on the young. Or maybe wisdom is wasted on the old
Anonymous United States No.211788273 [Report]
I am a fan of poopoopenis
Anonymous United States No.211788324 [Report]
>>211788191
you're getting caught up in it, still. if you keep down this track, you'll be lamenting 'til you're eighty. think about very old people. haven't you noticed that they're either the jolliest, happy souls, or extremely sour and ugly? we have to choose which rail our locomotive starts charging.
Anonymous United States No.211788911 [Report] >>211788963 >>211788965 >>211789090
As AI advances they'll be able to link your posts to your identity based on your writing. Linguists can already do this, it's only a matter of time until LLMs can do it too.
Anonymous United States No.211788963 [Report]
>>211788911
Pretty sure they already do this, I scrolled past it on orange reddit a few times
Anonymous United States No.211788965 [Report]
>>211788911
Bullshit
Anonymous Iceland No.211789064 [Report] >>211789141
>>211786013
(And that's a good thing)
Anonymous United States No.211789090 [Report]
>>211788911
yeah i think they can already do this. it's weird adjusting to life in a dystopia, but my life always sucked, so oh well
Anonymous United States No.211789091 [Report]
Unfortunate, I must retire to bed
Anonymous Canada No.211789126 [Report]
The most important thing you need to know about me is I’m a loser and I’m incredibly fucked up in the head. But additionally, I’m also a dickhead faggot retard.
Anonymous United States No.211789141 [Report] >>211789253
>>211789064
I thought you ded
Anonymous Canada No.211789162 [Report] >>211789228
Writing patterns is a pseudo science.
Anonymous Canada No.211789228 [Report]
>>211789162
so true, if they weren't they would be used it in court
Anonymous Iceland No.211789253 [Report]
>>211789141
You must be relieved
Anonymous France No.211789268 [Report] >>211789306 >>211789415 >>211794672
>We dindu nuffin
Anonymous United States No.211789282 [Report]
i have "september" by earth wind & fire ready. i am almost salivating, i want to hear this song so bad, so i'm teasing myself by posting about it. man o man. okay, here we go. this is gonna be like an orgasm. i'm so excited.
Anonymous Canada No.211789306 [Report] >>211789351
>>211789268
shes right
Anonymous France No.211789351 [Report] >>211789415 >>211789453
>>211789306
This was her a few months ago
Anonymous Iceland No.211789415 [Report] >>211789750
>>211789351
>>211789268
That's terrible. They should have surrendered like the french
Anonymous United States No.211789450 [Report] >>211789680
>>It is a commonplace that the history of civilisation is largely the history of weapons. In particular, the connection between the discovery of gunpowder and the overthrow of feudalism by the bourgeoisie has been pointed out over and over again. And though I have no doubt exceptions can be brought forward, I think the following rule would be found generally true: that ages in which the dominant weapon is expensive or difficult to make will tend to be ages of despotism, whereas when the dominant weapon is cheap and simple, the common people have a chance. Thus, for example, tanks, battleships and bombing planes are inherently tyrannical weapons, while rifles, muskets, long-bows and hand-grenades are inherently democratic weapons. A complex weapon makes the strong stronger, while a simple weapon — so long as there is no answer to it — gives claws to the weak.
>Had the atomic bomb turned out to be something as cheap and easily manufactured as a bicycle or an alarm clock, it might well have plunged us back into barbarism, but it might, on the other hand, have meant the end of national sovereignty and of the highly-centralised police state. If, as seems to be the case, it is a rare and costly object as difficult to produce as a battleship, it is likelier to put an end to large-scale wars at the cost of prolonging indefinitely a ‘peace that is no peace’.
Anonymous United States No.211789453 [Report] >>211789475
>>211789351
what beer is that?
Anonymous Iceland No.211789475 [Report] >>211789633
>>211789453
It's a He-Brew
Anonymous Canada No.211789530 [Report]
I think being dead is a lot like being in a car. Being in a car and that’s driving. Bomboclaat
Anonymous United States No.211789633 [Report] >>211789654
>>211789475
psh, haha. you're the best
Anonymous Canada No.211789654 [Report] >>211789740
>>211789633
just fuck already
Anonymous Canada No.211789680 [Report] >>211789782
>>211789450
guns are difficult to make though
Anonymous United States No.211789740 [Report]
>>211789654
if i had sex with everyone who makes me laugh, i'd never get anything done.
Anonymous France No.211789750 [Report] >>211789836 >>211789926 >>211789932
>>211789415
Cringe amerigolem joke from the 2000 because France didnt want to participated in the pointless jewish war against Irak.
Meanwhile France has the record of most battles wins in the entire of history
Anonymous United States No.211789782 [Report]
>>211789680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpzrIL5p16U
Anonymous United States No.211789836 [Report] >>211789857 >>211790951
>>211789750
describe one of the coolest ones. don't verbatim wikipedia. really enthrall me with a tale of military prowess. pretend you're a bard for a moment.
Anonymous France No.211789857 [Report] >>211789920
>>211789836
The time when Saint Louis burn all talmud in oublic in paris wich make jews seethe to this day.
Not sure if it count as a battle but it does to me.
Anonymous United States No.211789920 [Report]
>>211789857
well that's not a fight! that's just a book. come on man, you guys's armor looks so cool! don't tell me you're just full of shit?
Anonymous Iceland No.211789926 [Report]
>>211789750
And then you got conquered by africa
Anonymous Germany No.211789932 [Report]
>>211789750
Anonymous Germany No.211790626 [Report] >>211790766
Sorry didn’t mean to kill the thread
Anonymous United States No.211790766 [Report]
>>211790626
misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen.
Anonymous United States No.211790772 [Report]
The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Presidential Museum
Anonymous Canada No.211790951 [Report] >>211791223
>>211789836
The Battle of Tours was one of the most important battles in European history, insofar as it stopped the Islamic conquest of Western Europe. The French were also major players in the Crusades, and (obviously) the Napoleonic Wars. The wars of Louis XIV were also notable.
Anonymous Iceland No.211791126 [Report]
The Butthole of Turds
Anonymous United States No.211791223 [Report] >>211791365
>>211790951
Wow what a captivating Wikipedia summary
Not AI Germany No.211791365 [Report] >>211791540 >>211791600
>>211791223
Hark now, good folk, to a tale stern and old,
Of warriors iron-willed and hearts grim and bold.
The year was but seven-three-two, winds turned cold,
When crescent met cross o’er the Frankish wold.

From the south came a storm—swift riders and flame,
Led by Rahman, the emir, a death-dealing name.
Through Aquitaine’s valleys his banners unfurled,
And trembled the churches of Christendom’s world.

But north stood a bulwark, a hammer in hand:
Charles of the Franks, stone-hewn from the land.
No pomp to his mantle, no silver inlaid—
Just iron resolve and a war-tempered blade.

They met upon Tours where the oak roots run deep,
Where the wind carries prayers and the ravens don’t sleep.
For seven days still as the frost-hardened moor,
The Franks held their line like the walls of a door.

Then battle broke loose with a thunderous cry,
And steel sang like angels flung down from the sky.
The faithful pressed forward, the heathen struck back,
Till blood soaked the earth and the daylight turned black.

In the midst of the fray, bold Rahman was slain,
And his men, like the mist, fled back over the plain.
No trumpet of triumph did Charles raise high—
Just silence and smoke ‘neath a war-darkened sky.

Yet that day he hammered not just sword upon shield,
But the fate of a world on that crimson-stained field.
Had he fallen, the candle of Europe grown dim,
No cross would have shone on the mountain or rim.

So drink now a toast to the war-weathered few,
Who stood firm at Tours when the old world was new.
And let bards remember, in firelight and frost,
The battle where Christendom might have been lost.
Anonymous Canada No.211791540 [Report]
>>211791365
lol
Anonymous United States No.211791600 [Report]
>>211791365
now that, is what i wanted.
Anonymous United States No.211791627 [Report]
really want some high quality cheese but grocery stories are all closed at 4am
Anonymous United States No.211791731 [Report] >>211791749 >>211791776 >>211791788
good morning :)
Anonymous Germany No.211791737 [Report]
>>211786236
it's crazy that normal people do all of this shit on autopilot and here you are overthinking pressing the like button on a social media post in your 25 year quest to finally score some pussy
Anonymous United States No.211791749 [Report]
>>211791731
go FUCK yourself
Anonymous Canada No.211791776 [Report]
>>211791731
good morning saar
Anonymous United States No.211791788 [Report]
>>211791731
howdy-ho. how are you this morning?
Anonymous Canada No.211791793 [Report]
niggas ITT having a bad morning it seems
Anonymous Canada No.211791913 [Report] >>211792088
>JUST IN - Scientists detect mysterious radio waves coming from beneath Antarctica’s ice
Anonymous United States No.211791980 [Report]
>normal people do all of this shit on autopilot
Instant giveaway that you have never been around normalfags.
6'2 chiseled jaw football players get psyched out and nervous and overthink what they should say to girls. They just do it with 10/10s instead of 4/10s like the rest of the runts
Anonymous Canada No.211791983 [Report] >>211792041 >>211792299
Anonymous Germany No.211792041 [Report]
>>211791983
LOL
Anonymous Canada No.211792088 [Report]
>>211791913
That was me farting. Sorry!
Anonymous United States No.211792239 [Report]
someday all my /cum/posting will pay off big time
Anonymous United States No.211792299 [Report]
>>211791983
Anonymous Germany No.211792349 [Report]
Y’all reckon Trump ever shat himself on the Air Force One?
Anonymous Mexico No.211792371 [Report] >>211792412 >>211792765
i woke up at 7pm yesterday
going to sleep at 5pm today
Anonymous Germany No.211792412 [Report]
>>211792371
Ummm
Anonymous United States No.211792637 [Report]
I have awoken
Anonymous United States No.211792639 [Report] >>211792706
I think it was the onion rings that gave me terrible gas
Anonymous United States No.211792706 [Report]
>>211792639
It was the cum that i snuck into your drink oops
Anonymous Japan No.211792765 [Report]
>>211792371
what time are you planning on waking up
Anonymous United States No.211792810 [Report]
Last Friday the bartender implied he's not going to serve me non alcoholic drinks again next time I'm there
Basically everything he pours is at least double strength
Anonymous United States No.211792826 [Report]
I have never been to a bar in my entire life
Anonymous Canada No.211793450 [Report] >>211793473
Bart ender
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211793473 [Report] >>211793668
>>211793450
alri sideshow bob haha
Anonymous Canada No.211793521 [Report] >>211793780
I love BBC
So many good documentaries
Anonymous Canada No.211793619 [Report]
It’s like I’m gone
Anonymous United States No.211793659 [Report]
Got bit by mosquitoes award
Anonymous Canada No.211793668 [Report]
>>211793473
lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211793780 [Report]
>>211793521
I've watched loads of attenborough ones
Anonymous United States No.211794004 [Report]
Lower back pain sucks
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM Brazil No.211794233 [Report]
USA USA USA
Anonymous Canada No.211794416 [Report]
Getting pelted by warm water is one of the most amazing feelings in the world I legitimately do not understand people who go weeks or months without showering
Anonymous United States No.211794433 [Report] >>211794572 >>211794623
Really stinky woman sat next to me at in-n-out
Anonymous Canada No.211794572 [Report]
>>211794433
Shouldn’t talk about your mom like that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211794623 [Report]
>>211794433
that's no way to talk about your sister
Anonymous United States No.211794672 [Report]
>>211789268
Anonymous United States No.211794786 [Report] >>211795665
dreamt about committing a rape
Anonymous United States No.211794920 [Report]
So true...
Anonymous Germany No.211795182 [Report]
If you think it’s time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control!!!
Anonymous Germany No.211795470 [Report] >>211795937 >>211796283
>open instagram
>first video is some homosexual American expat whining about how racist this new German comedy movie about a group of gay Indians is
why are they like this
Anonymous United States No.211795524 [Report]
If he was president on 9/11, he 100% would've told New York to go fuck itself lmao.

If New York won't vote for him, he'd tell them to drop dead.
Anonymous Japan No.211795665 [Report]
>>211794786
why dont you make it happen
Anonymous Canada No.211795876 [Report] >>211797659
I wish Iran a very peaceful and relatively bloodless regime change
Anonymous Canada No.211795937 [Report]
>>211795470
All internet faggot behavior is groupthink and conformity as they will do whatever they think will get them the most likes (aka attention and affirmation that they didn't get from their parents)
Anonymous United States No.211795983 [Report]
eating a steak bagel
Anonymous Mexico No.211796257 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.211796283 [Report]
>>211795470
>Why do you do racism? We don't do that in AMERICA
>Why do you do homophobia? We don't do that in AMERICA
Anonymous United States No.211796442 [Report] >>211796606
I got scammed by an old guy
He was supposed to pay me 250 for a repair but gave me half and said he would pay me the rest "soon"
I should have taken the item back but still made 100/hr
Shit sucks
Anonymous Canada No.211796606 [Report]
>>211796442
The eternal boomer
Anonymous Canada No.211796702 [Report]
japanese cartoons!!!
Anonymous United States No.211796705 [Report] >>211796928
hello
Anonymous Germany No.211796839 [Report]
Asian women? I love.
Asian food? I crave.
Asian homogenous ethnic societies? I desire.
Anonymous United States No.211796861 [Report] >>211796971
Is this FK or another German?
Anonymous Germany No.211796928 [Report] >>211796949
>>211796705
Hello
Anonymous United States No.211796949 [Report] >>211796970
>>211796928
hows it going?
Anonymous Germany No.211796970 [Report] >>211796998
>>211796949
Fine, and you?
Anonymous Germany No.211796971 [Report]
>>211796861
Tf u think it is puto
Anonymous United States No.211796998 [Report]
>>211796970
doing okay. thanks for asking
Anonymous Germany No.211797056 [Report]
*enters /cum/*
Anonymous United States No.211797082 [Report] >>211797174
Can I pick your brain
Anonymous Egypt No.211797174 [Report]
>>211797082
Yes.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211797237 [Report]
Too many krauts in here tf
Anonymous United States No.211797243 [Report]
>>211786608
post height
Anonymous France No.211797347 [Report]
So what did y'all niggas think of the grim parade and the astro-turfed protestors over the weekend?
Anonymous Germany No.211797354 [Report] >>211797406
Use this for the new
Anonymous Germany No.211797406 [Report] >>211797456
>>211797354
Or maybe an image of some Taiwanese feet haha that would be good!
Anonymous Germany No.211797424 [Report]
When I was
A young boy
My father
Sold my ass off to Diddy
Anonymous Germany No.211797456 [Report]
>>211797406
Basssseeeddd
Anonymous United States No.211797582 [Report]
new
>>211797531
>>211797531
>>211797531
Anonymous Canada No.211797596 [Report]
Just saw a redditjeet post outside /cum/ lol
Anonymous United States No.211797659 [Report] >>211797691
>>211795876
Anonymous Egypt No.211797691 [Report]
>>211797659
Mog. Move.
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