dickmilch edition
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my gf is exhausting these days

This is American cuisine

what if i told you that in about 50 minutes it will be Monday once again

>>211786012
tell me about it man she's wearing me out

>>211786004 (OP)
It means "thick milk".

>>211786012
why

>>211786019
I would eat your sss

>>211786004 (OP)
>all gay dick milk
wtf

Just found out there was a Polish version of Anne Frank named Rutka Laskier

>>211786004 (OP)
yummy

>>211786019
It's already monday in the east coast

>>211786019
shit I gotta do my duolingo

>>211786029
she cant cum unless i put a loaded gun in her mouth

>it means "think milk"

>in the east coast
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRr

How did that Indian nigga survive the plane crash

>>211786013
This makes me hard asf

>>211786052
Haven't you ever seen a bollywood movie?

>>211786052
he jumped right before it hit the ground

>>211786013
Would

>>211786052
It's like Bruce Willis in the movie "Unbreakable"

those breakfast croissant sandwiches they have at donut places are incredible

https://vocaroo.com/1k3QWs4UxnDw

>>211786094
I bet it’s a fart

>>211786076
he's some kinda... unbreakable?

Almost 24 hours into the fast. The physical hunger is very low, it's mostly a desire to eat mentally. But I am getting tired. I am most worried about trying to fall asleep without DPH. But tonight I will try to do so for the first time in a very long time.

>>211786052
i read somewhere that his section near emergency door just ""fell off"" the plane while the plane was crashing. most interesting thing I read recently was that there was another plane crash in asia somewhere 10yrs ago and the only guy who survived was also sitting at the same seat 11a

>>211786116
source https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/the-11a-seat-connection-air-india-crashs-sole-survivor-and-thai-singer-both-spared-from-same-seat

>>211786116
That's the power of jobs

>>211786116
>>211786138
I mean dubs

>>211786142
then check these

>>211786110
Doughy Penis Humiliation

>>211786156

>>211786156
So close

I’m 1/8th Potawatomi

>>211786156
So cringe

>>211786191
>>211786168
sorry

>>211786166
I kneel

Check this 7

>>211786187
I'm 1/64th potato

a wizard is in our midst

>>211786228
It's me

Listen to this guys. I added a woman on insta from dating apps like a year ago. She's a 24yo hot guyanese. She posted a story few weeks ago and I sent her the fire emoji coz I was drunk. Told I posted a story and she liked it. I'm wondering if I should or can pick the conversation with her? She's hot as hell

I look like this

>>211786236
i fucked her

>>211786237
I didn't know the essence of gay sex had a physical incarnation

>>211786236
>Told
Today**

I’ll die for Israel if they ask nicely

Carriers and planes are all moving to support the hated enemy.

This better keep escalating. I want to wake up to news of American planes being shot down in dogfights with China o algo.

>>211786250
they won't they'll just rudely tell you to die for them

>>211786236
Maybe, need photographic evidence to better asses the situation.

>>211786237
you are a decent looking guy. look and dress pretty normie too

>>211786246
no you didnt

>>211786263
evidence of what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgnHPqp0Dk

>>211786289
How hot she is

>>211786237
>gay face
>earing
>ears below eyes

>>211786298
not posting that, but I'd say 6-7/10, thick eyebrows, and petite

I do be a fan of European women

>>211786289
He's lying but I did actually fuck her

I wish Lucilius you had been so happy as to have taken this resolution long ago I wish we had not deferred to think of an happy life till now we are come within light of death But let us delay no longer

>>211786004 (OP)
dick milk best milk
simple as

>>211786337
very brian coded post

Muller Milch = best milk

dumb peanutposter

I think I'm gonna text the guyanese tmr

whatever it is that people like, i don't got it

Norway, Sweden, Finland
The women from these countries are quite attractive

I'm personally into brown women. Maybe that's coz I'm brown, but brown women of any kind makes my heart flutter. Browner the better

>>211786420
Yeah, middle eastern and some north african women are beautiful.
Some Latinas are quite cute, and some Indian women.

>>211786031
more like all goy THOUGH, pronunciation wise

>>211786401
the OFFICIAL mommy of /cum/

>>211786436
The more she's posted, the less attractive I think she is

>>211786450
for me it's the opposite. that big jaw is grinding its way into my heart.

>>211786007
If she has enough money to but a cafe then I'm not sure why would she want to work.

>>211786450

>>211786432
I'm north indian and quite pale since my mom's family is from afghanistan/pakistan. I prefer women who look like me. Persians are all whores and middle eastern (muslims) who date out are more often than not whores too. So I usually go for north indians or guyanese indians

>>211786467
she doesnt have anything, but I make enough. I can get a loan for a cafe.

I'm a slinky
Snaking my way downtown

>>211786471
Bad news dude. I fucked all the women you could have potentially dated

>>211786471
i also fucked them

>>211786492
that'll make me very sad man :(

>>211786471
I fucked them too
and also all the women I fucked were rant through by my friend's frat

i fucked every woman in the world

>>211786513
Your dick would fall off from having every horrible STD on earth

For me it's latinas

>>211786525
it did

>>211786530
Only west coast us Latinas though

>>211786486
Dinosaur jr b side #868789

>>211786499
Sorry I didn't mean to make you said I was lying.

>>211786537
I prefer the civilized cono sur latinas

>>211786548
He didn't say you were lying

>>211786561
the wicked flee when no one pursues

>>211786577
what? no it doesnt.

>>211786483
Yeah that sounds like a bad idea. Sucks that your dad is such an asshole. Do you have any brother or sister over there?

Thoughts?

Little Jason is sleeping right now.
He's comfy in his bed. His head lies peaceful on his pillow, blankets wrapped around his body like a cocoon.
Jason will awaken soon

>>211786608
I'd suck on your dingalingdingdong

It's not for a drill in Finland. All of our planes are heading towards the middle east

Imagine if northern Pennsylvania was just a big coastline, and Lake Erie was estuary water, and then PA would have a more Maryland-like climate and we could have put negros hard to work picking hemp and tobacco and made Virginia 2.0

VGH

>>211786608
Take the shirt off, who cares about arms. Lets see your delts and traps

>>211786625
please don't

>>211786596
i have a younger brother, but he's an ass just like my dad. I told my mom that she should live with him and I'd pay for her living expenses but she said she won't get along with him

>>211786625
Oh you touch my tra la la
Mmm my ding ding dong

Jason Jason sleepy sleepy little boy sleepy sleepy
Little Jason

canada mentioned

>>211786637
I actually prefer to not train traps. I have okayish size, but I really don't want traps. I want wide shoulders with little traps. My delts are very well formed surprisingly. I do arnold press with 60lb dumbells

>>211786629
>160 years since the civil war and dixoids are still fantasizing about spreading slavery

>>211786646
Damn and I thought my family was dysfunctional.
>>211786666
Quads of Satan

>>211786674
interesting. data is showing a massive drop in the amount of zoomies who drink in USA and probably ganada too

3am MGTOW snack

>>211786734
>just a fucking block of cheese
Grim

>>211786734
Nigga are you sleeping on the floor?

>>211786724
>I thought my family was dysfunctional
I left the country at 18 mostly because of how dysfunctional my family is. It's the same with my extended family too. My dad def has bpd or something. Mom has stockholm syndrome, depression, and severe anxiety. I get anxious easily so I work out a lot to keep myself calm

>>211786734
There he is there he is, there little Jayson Wayson

>>211786734
that's not a snack, that's a whole fucking meal. What's in the glass by the milk tho?

Did a phone sex with the new girlberg

>>211786764
How did you end up here?

>a slab of ham and a block of cheese
best meal yet

>>211786793
Sovietesque

>>211786013
mogs everything we have, but gives you the life expectancy of an african

>>211786751
Nothing wrong with that.
>>211786759
I have a Japanese futon.
>>211786780
Root beer.

Make that ass clap jason

>>211786816
jason made my ass clap once

>>211786734
At least cut the ham and cheese in cubes you fat ass.

HOT HAM summer in the city , back of my neck lookin dirt and gritty

That cheese needs crackers

>>211786826
Why

>>211786789
got a full ride scholarship for undergrad at a uni where a canadian that my uncle met worked. he applied for me and I ended up here

I don't believe things happening on the other side of the world should affect me.

>>211786785
Kys normalfag

It's not just the fact you are eating a block of cheese at 3 in the morning, it's that you took a god damn picture of it and upload it here for us to see. What did you expect us to say? Wow Jason you're such a good cook, look at that presentation!

Okay tummy is full I'm activating airplane mode and turning off wifi and reading isekai until I pass out.

>>211786914
As I said maybe you should tell her to visit for a month and see how she does away from your dad.

>>211786988
That's a good idea. I'll tell her that tmr. Thanks for the advice man

NEED my prostate milked

>>211787014
You're welcome, now who's next on the line?

>>211787015

>>211787029
nobody kek, I'll end up moving to the US soon to make more money so that should even it out ig?!

>>211787029
never got into this show

recently made a roblox account to play roblox but got bored of it pretty quick and wanted to delete my account but apparently you have to submit a request to do that and it's a long process it seems

>>211787044
kek I didn't mean that.
>>211787062
Frasier is based

>>211787029
how do I cut junk food out of my diet

>>211787126
Whenever you have to urge to eat junk food smoke a cigarette instead.

>>211787122
great story lmao. I have a close first generation italian-american friend and he also had to go for speech therapy coz he couldnt fucking speak properly

>>211787126
Dont buy it
Yes its that simple

>>211787111
You have to be 18 to use this site.

kit

>2000s nostalgia, remember Frutiger Aero Awesome Face Lucky Star? S0VL
2000s were literally a corporate zogged zionist wet dream. 9/11, Israel wars, financial crises, "made in China" outsourcing, neoliberalism/neocons, SUVs, blingshit pop wiggerdom like 50 Cent, "reality TV" degeneracy, "Walmart/McDonalds" Americans, chemtrails, ProTools mallcore buttrock, American Idol, women tattooing logos on their asses, etc.

gn anons

The 2000s were awful

Television peaked in the 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEKaK2N24dU&list=RDmEKaK2N24dU&start_radio=1

>>211787357
cool barn

>>211787311
why is this pic implying mcdonalds was especially popular in the 2000s?

Television's last album was in 1992

>>211787449
They had more than two albums?

Just remembered terrone‘s legendary hambeast fuckpic

>>211777634

Burds are real, are you itt?

>>211787393
It's when the "people of Walmart"/Amerifat perception started which is also frequently associated with McDonald's

Fruitiger Aero is peak Zoomer Fake Nostalgia

>>211787484
Yes that's my facebook account

i have penis breathe

>>211787509
Very cringe

yeah i thik tjirerm tooomcj marijuana

>>211787517
stop smoking pole

A woman died from suffocation when she strangled herself for an online creep who paid her to perform “dangerous and degrading” webcam sex acts while he watched from home, a coroner ruled Wednesday.

>>211787539
>>211787546
broooooooooooo
look at these canadiansss

coinbase would be a good name for tel aviv

My gas has been unusually nasty this evening/morning

its trendy to be wendy

Do zoomers use browsers anymore?
I have a gen alpha nephew and I think he only uses apps on his phone like YouTube or Roblox
He doesn’t have his own pc but I’m thinking giving him my old one. Maybe he’ll like making Roblox levels.

still cant believe the US government needs sponsors LOL

lets see how good at maths cum is

>>211787646
all of those are wrong

>>211787646
12

>>211787687
this

>>211787646
15

>>211787646
one could theoretically make an argument for 18 as well but I think it's 12

>>211787728
sorry 18

>>211787763
bit sus there, m8

>>211787735
>one could theoretically make an argument for 18
no u cant

>>211787777

>>211787735
how do you make an argument for 18? Each # on the right is a multiple of # on left * # on left +1 as far I as I can see

>>211787787
it could be 6 x 3

>>211787787
dumbest cummer award

>>211787797
no that wouldn't 90 tho

>>211787819
wouldn't explain**

>>211787797
yes
>>211787819
it's intentionally ambiguous but it could be a sequence with decreasing multipliers which does lead to 18

Can't concentrate on one thing I think I need to be medicated

When I was in high school I moved to a very small community. It was so amazing. A tiny school where all grades were in the same small building. My graduating class was like 28 or 29 people. You could walk to the town square. Everyone pretty much knew each other or at least knew of each other. Idk how to even put in words how peaceful and comfy day to day life was. Just little things like riding my bike home after work, or most customers being people you knew, or just the general sense of community. I'd grown up in a mega dense high population city so it was such a novel experience.

Small towns are way better than huge cities. I find it insane how many people I meet who say the opposite.

Why are ginger girls so cute while ginger men are hideous abominations?

>>211788026
>Whittier, Alaska, is a unique town known for its unusual living situation where nearly all of its residents live in a single building, the Begich Towers. This small city, located at the head of Passage Canal, is a popular gateway to Prince William Sound and a hub for outdoor activities and wildlife viewing

I can hardly even imagine anything more comfy than this.

rewatching the frank horrigan talking head. he's so intimidating, i love it! "FRANK HORRIGAN, THAT'S WHO. UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE."

I just can't believe that was it. Life peaked so early and at the time I hadn't the slightest idea I was already at the pinnacle. Never again will there be the same level of freedom mixed with lack of serious responsibilities or expectations. There will never be another time where the future seems so uncertain and full of potential. Youth really is wasted on the young. Or maybe wisdom is wasted on the old

I am a fan of poopoopenis

>>211788191
you're getting caught up in it, still. if you keep down this track, you'll be lamenting 'til you're eighty. think about very old people. haven't you noticed that they're either the jolliest, happy souls, or extremely sour and ugly? we have to choose which rail our locomotive starts charging.

As AI advances they'll be able to link your posts to your identity based on your writing. Linguists can already do this, it's only a matter of time until LLMs can do it too.

>>211788911
Pretty sure they already do this, I scrolled past it on orange reddit a few times

>>211788911
Bullshit

>>211786013
(And that's a good thing)

>>211788911
yeah i think they can already do this. it's weird adjusting to life in a dystopia, but my life always sucked, so oh well

Unfortunate, I must retire to bed

The most important thing you need to know about me is I’m a loser and I’m incredibly fucked up in the head. But additionally, I’m also a dickhead faggot retard.

>>211789064
I thought you ded

Writing patterns is a pseudo science.

>>211789162
so true, if they weren't they would be used it in court

>>211789141
You must be relieved

>We dindu nuffin

i have "september" by earth wind & fire ready. i am almost salivating, i want to hear this song so bad, so i'm teasing myself by posting about it. man o man. okay, here we go. this is gonna be like an orgasm. i'm so excited.

>>211789268
shes right

>>211789306
This was her a few months ago

>>211789351
>>211789268
That's terrible. They should have surrendered like the french

>>It is a commonplace that the history of civilisation is largely the history of weapons. In particular, the connection between the discovery of gunpowder and the overthrow of feudalism by the bourgeoisie has been pointed out over and over again. And though I have no doubt exceptions can be brought forward, I think the following rule would be found generally true: that ages in which the dominant weapon is expensive or difficult to make will tend to be ages of despotism, whereas when the dominant weapon is cheap and simple, the common people have a chance. Thus, for example, tanks, battleships and bombing planes are inherently tyrannical weapons, while rifles, muskets, long-bows and hand-grenades are inherently democratic weapons. A complex weapon makes the strong stronger, while a simple weapon — so long as there is no answer to it — gives claws to the weak.
>Had the atomic bomb turned out to be something as cheap and easily manufactured as a bicycle or an alarm clock, it might well have plunged us back into barbarism, but it might, on the other hand, have meant the end of national sovereignty and of the highly-centralised police state. If, as seems to be the case, it is a rare and costly object as difficult to produce as a battleship, it is likelier to put an end to large-scale wars at the cost of prolonging indefinitely a ‘peace that is no peace’.

>>211789351
what beer is that?

>>211789453
It's a He-Brew

I think being dead is a lot like being in a car. Being in a car and that’s driving. Bomboclaat

>>211789475
psh, haha. you're the best

>>211789633
just fuck already

>>211789450
guns are difficult to make though

>>211789654
if i had sex with everyone who makes me laugh, i'd never get anything done.

>>211789415
Cringe amerigolem joke from the 2000 because France didnt want to participated in the pointless jewish war against Irak.
Meanwhile France has the record of most battles wins in the entire of history

>>211789680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpzrIL5p16U

>>211789750
describe one of the coolest ones. don't verbatim wikipedia. really enthrall me with a tale of military prowess. pretend you're a bard for a moment.

>>211789836
The time when Saint Louis burn all talmud in oublic in paris wich make jews seethe to this day.
Not sure if it count as a battle but it does to me.

>>211789857
well that's not a fight! that's just a book. come on man, you guys's armor looks so cool! don't tell me you're just full of shit?

>>211789750
And then you got conquered by africa

>>211789750

Sorry didn’t mean to kill the thread

>>211790626
misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen.

The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Presidential Museum

>>211789836
The Battle of Tours was one of the most important battles in European history, insofar as it stopped the Islamic conquest of Western Europe. The French were also major players in the Crusades, and (obviously) the Napoleonic Wars. The wars of Louis XIV were also notable.

The Butthole of Turds

>>211790951
Wow what a captivating Wikipedia summary

>>211791223
Hark now, good folk, to a tale stern and old,
Of warriors iron-willed and hearts grim and bold.
The year was but seven-three-two, winds turned cold,
When crescent met cross o’er the Frankish wold.

From the south came a storm—swift riders and flame,
Led by Rahman, the emir, a death-dealing name.
Through Aquitaine’s valleys his banners unfurled,
And trembled the churches of Christendom’s world.

But north stood a bulwark, a hammer in hand:
Charles of the Franks, stone-hewn from the land.
No pomp to his mantle, no silver inlaid—
Just iron resolve and a war-tempered blade.

They met upon Tours where the oak roots run deep,
Where the wind carries prayers and the ravens don’t sleep.
For seven days still as the frost-hardened moor,
The Franks held their line like the walls of a door.

Then battle broke loose with a thunderous cry,
And steel sang like angels flung down from the sky.
The faithful pressed forward, the heathen struck back,
Till blood soaked the earth and the daylight turned black.

In the midst of the fray, bold Rahman was slain,
And his men, like the mist, fled back over the plain.
No trumpet of triumph did Charles raise high—
Just silence and smoke ‘neath a war-darkened sky.

Yet that day he hammered not just sword upon shield,
But the fate of a world on that crimson-stained field.
Had he fallen, the candle of Europe grown dim,
No cross would have shone on the mountain or rim.

So drink now a toast to the war-weathered few,
Who stood firm at Tours when the old world was new.
And let bards remember, in firelight and frost,
The battle where Christendom might have been lost.

>>211791365
lol

>>211791365
now that, is what i wanted.

really want some high quality cheese but grocery stories are all closed at 4am

good morning :)

>>211786236
it's crazy that normal people do all of this shit on autopilot and here you are overthinking pressing the like button on a social media post in your 25 year quest to finally score some pussy

>>211791731
go FUCK yourself

>>211791731
good morning saar

>>211791731
howdy-ho. how are you this morning?

niggas ITT having a bad morning it seems

>JUST IN - Scientists detect mysterious radio waves coming from beneath Antarctica’s ice

>normal people do all of this shit on autopilot
Instant giveaway that you have never been around normalfags.
6'2 chiseled jaw football players get psyched out and nervous and overthink what they should say to girls. They just do it with 10/10s instead of 4/10s like the rest of the runts

>>211791983
LOL

>>211791913
That was me farting. Sorry!

someday all my /cum/posting will pay off big time

>>211791983

Y’all reckon Trump ever shat himself on the Air Force One?

i woke up at 7pm yesterday
going to sleep at 5pm today

>>211792371
Ummm

I have awoken

I think it was the onion rings that gave me terrible gas

>>211792639
It was the cum that i snuck into your drink oops

>>211792371
what time are you planning on waking up

Last Friday the bartender implied he's not going to serve me non alcoholic drinks again next time I'm there
Basically everything he pours is at least double strength

I have never been to a bar in my entire life

Bart ender

>>211793450
alri sideshow bob haha

I love BBC
So many good documentaries

It’s like I’m gone

Got bit by mosquitoes award

>>211793473
lol

>>211793521
I've watched loads of attenborough ones

Lower back pain sucks

USA USA USA

Getting pelted by warm water is one of the most amazing feelings in the world I legitimately do not understand people who go weeks or months without showering

Really stinky woman sat next to me at in-n-out

>>211794433
Shouldn’t talk about your mom like that

>>211794433
that's no way to talk about your sister

>>211789268

dreamt about committing a rape

So true...

If you think it’s time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control!!!

>open instagram
>first video is some homosexual American expat whining about how racist this new German comedy movie about a group of gay Indians is
why are they like this

If he was president on 9/11, he 100% would've told New York to go fuck itself lmao.

If New York won't vote for him, he'd tell them to drop dead.

>>211794786
why dont you make it happen

I wish Iran a very peaceful and relatively bloodless regime change

>>211795470
All internet faggot behavior is groupthink and conformity as they will do whatever they think will get them the most likes (aka attention and affirmation that they didn't get from their parents)

eating a steak bagel

>>211795470
>Why do you do racism? We don't do that in AMERICA
>Why do you do homophobia? We don't do that in AMERICA

I got scammed by an old guy
He was supposed to pay me 250 for a repair but gave me half and said he would pay me the rest "soon"
I should have taken the item back but still made 100/hr
Shit sucks

>>211796442
The eternal boomer

japanese cartoons!!!

hello

Asian women? I love.
Asian food? I crave.
Asian homogenous ethnic societies? I desire.

Is this FK or another German?

>>211796705
Hello

>>211796928
hows it going?

>>211796949
Fine, and you?

>>211796861
Tf u think it is puto

>>211796970
doing okay. thanks for asking

*enters /cum/*

Can I pick your brain

>>211797082
Yes.

Too many krauts in here tf

>>211786608
post height

So what did y'all niggas think of the grim parade and the astro-turfed protestors over the weekend?

Use this for the new

>>211797354
Or maybe an image of some Taiwanese feet haha that would be good!

When I was
A young boy
My father
Sold my ass off to Diddy

>>211797406
Basssseeeddd

new
>>211797531
>>211797531
>>211797531

Just saw a redditjeet post outside /cum/ lol

>>211795876

>>211797659
Mog. Move.

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