irn-bru editie

1st for wales

god i really can't stand knickers

*makes a cracking post*

very fond of nieceberg and nephewstein, was looking after them yesterday and took them out for lunch. mad how my sister has such wonderful children when she's an absolute train-wreck of a person.

might have to hop on TRT

>>211789661 (OP)
irn-poo

sure, i'm gay. gay as in happy. aren't you?

>>211789686
fuck you bitch
shan't be making MY cracking post now until the new new

>>211789699
‘

>>211789661 (OP)
Should I order some in my cunt? The superior hangover drink

A fully grown, healthy elephant is not susceptible to predators. Only a human with a weapon can kill it, and most humans don’t want to do that.

Literally how the fuck does Israel have the capability to be fighting so many fronts at once?

Gaza, Yemen, Iran, West Bank, Lebanon. Is it just Muslim incompetence or US backing?

>>211789708
not even remotely “happy”

>>211789748
Both mate.

>>211789748

>>211789699
seen my nephew perhaps twice since he was born. Not seen my niece at all since she was born 2 years ago. I don't speak to my sister

it will be easier on them when I die of suicide, not having known me

>>211789661 (OP)
Describe the IRN-BRU taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPHJqLtHR8A

pleated skirts
white knickers
laddered tights

>>211789748
never heard of the 6 day war have you

gf is getting a tiny bit chubby so she’s forcing me to go on a health kick with her. have to eat her healthy recipes for a few weeks now and go swimming with her at lunch every day. I actually prefer her thicc

See how funny it is when your kids ain't got no father
Cause you played it sweet now you floating in the harbor (for real)
Shit is hectic so respect it for your health (what)
Didn't think it was right, you should've checked it yourself (come on)

niggers + jews = ?
show your working

>>211789834
Everyone knows you don’t have a gf mate

spunky backpack

>>211789834
have you expressed your preferences to her pierce brosnan

Over 100 applicants applied for this role

leftypol eating brunch

>>211789871
Yeah I mean we know what he has is a polar bear

>>211789834
At least yours cares about that. My gf got fat after a few months of being together and she only complains about it, never takes steps to fix it.

>>211789955
No he has no one

leftypols been seething non-stop since starmer announced the grooming gang inquiry

the cool thing about the army is they don’t give a fuck about your employment history, it’s not like a normal job where they get all gay about it if you’ve been neet for 5 years.
Reckon I’ll neet for a couple more years then join

tax refund from HMRC so get in

>>211789969
If you start working out she'll start getting worried and will either sort herself out OR if she doesn't then you're well placed to make her nightmare a reality with your new, muscular body and jump ship.

>>211789871
Yeah?
>>211789933
I tell her all the time how attractive she is, I simp for her massively. But she says she can’t take my opinion into account because I’m biased. Her sister is incredibly skinny so I think she compares herself to her, that’s where it all comes from.
>>211789969
Maybe you should suggest it to her lad?

year 9 girls swimming gala

sir porn hub

>>211790009
I have student loans that keep growing with each month so there's a big chance I get dragged into the army by force in the future
I think I owe the government 50k quid by now

>>211790021
>simping for ur gf
omdssss you'll be dumped soon

>>211790035
this isnt duckduckgo

>Billionaire dies after ‘swallowing a bee’ at polo match

>>211790021
bikini pic?

ineligible for the armed services due to my epilepsy and also previously having attempted to end my own life

>>211790009
glow harder bitch

Does /brit/ play Blue Archive?

>>211790061
You don’t have to pay that
It’s not like a real loan

>>211790061
its not the government you owe, they sold your loans a long time ago

How do we teach Arabs a lesson

I have a confession
I want to fuck Ash Sakar right in her pitch black commie curry hole

>>211790091
Fuck my cover is blown

>>211790063
Been together nearly 7 years and buying a house together soon, don’t think that’ll be happening
>>211790078
No sorry

mate paid for my lunch and i said id pay him back so hes sent his bank details
ffs

Just had a fag a coffee and now a Pepsi. My teeth are getting stained boy

smart in the head me but cant show it

>>211790129
Embarrassing. I would never do this for my mates, such Jewish behaviour

im a retarded shithead idiot

>>211790167
Yeah?

>>211790098
>>211790098
I don't have to pay it unless I earn more than 21k a year, true
however it does look fucking worrying seeing the amount I owe increase each month
>>211790102
oh true, it's the student loans company or something, any chance they send their mafia enforcers to my house?

subhuman perverted gangrel creature me

Haven’t paid a single penny back of my student loans since I graduated five years ago LOL

Doubt I ever will either.

should be able to buy a peng house with the gf when we eventually move in together. we both own our flats which have increased in price quite a bit, plus her dad definitely has a lot of money that he isnt doing anything with. so im sure he'll help out.

might adopt a dog then drive it to a different dog adoption kennel and drop it off there

I’d like to say a huge thank you to our sponsor Brave browser!

>>211790194
no, they'll set up a private militia and have you completing tours in Yemen and Iran until its paid off

>>211790266
>we both own our flats
>wants to buy a peng house with the gf

omdss retard alert

>>211790266
Based. Me and my gf are in a similar situation hoping to buy soon but not sure whether her parents will lend to us. Hopefully, would be a massive help.

>>211790194
You don’t have to pay at all you mug

couple years ago i was set financially but no gf
no i've found a gf but my balance is nonexistant
such is life

>>211790311
cope on incel lmfao

diarrhea + wind turbine =?

me and my gf are both NEETs but we managed to get a brand new flat (social housing) and we have basically a lifetime tenancy. it’s in a nice up and coming area too, it’s a mix of social and rented housing but the neighbours are all really nice. we really lucked out

>>211790353
fecal aerosol

>>211790129
just dont pay it and say that you did. just got lost int post

Bunch of fat virgins sitting in their rooms pretending to have girlfriends

>>211790404
ktim

>>211790404
project on incel loool

>>211790404
jealous mong

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748996732470469.webm
taking a trip down memory lane

https://files.catbox.moe/wleq5g.MP4

never had a gf or sex, not even once KEK

>>211790404
Only thing that applies to me is virgin

>>211790471

Rorke in his evil smelly childhood bedroom fulminating over the fact other people’s lives have moved on since they were 16

>>211790442
Jealous of what? None of you have girlfriends

>>211790471
ummy

My gf of 3 years is asexual so im still a virgin
Dont mind because i love her tho

got the morbs today

>>211790515
cope
and i don’t have a girlfriend and never claimed to, just can’t stand your pathetic coping

>>211790534

Bros why is Zarah Sultana so hot?

might larp as a woman and look for a paypig

Best thing about the summer is cocktails with brunch. Currently enjoying a Garibaldi with the eggs benedict

>>211790548
That’s him done

>>211790557

reading about frenulum breve

country has gone to the dogs

I might just rub a cheeky one to pantyhose lads

Apparently you’re coping if you call out obvious bullshit

>>211790623
he sounds like a great man

>>211790618

>real old money doesn't drive flash cars, they drive old volvos held together with string
Is this the biggest cope going? They might use an old volvo to go to the shops or run around the grounds but they have a classic ferrari worth millions in the shed and a brand new bentley to run down to Monaco to shag their mistress
Rich people only act frugal as part of an old timey cotswolds farmer pastiche

why is Irn-bru so lush?

>>211790635
cope on virgelord

>>211790628
oh no critical infrastructure how terrible

>>211790668
It used to be even more lush when it had twice the amount of sugar

>>211790692
you can just add some yourself tho?

>>211790663
You've never met any genuine old money people have you

>>211790702

>>211790628
>10 billy for 2 miles of tunnel
Pikeys with shovels and picks could do it cheaper than that, fuck me

>>211790683
Rattled

You telling me you wouldnt smash this anti-zionist qt?

i'm on smoko so leave me alone

>>211790707
Yes, was at uni with quite a few
They dressed like scruffy cunts but their families chartered private jets to go to England's away games in the 6 Nations.

>>211790741
projecton

>>211790728
that was only 4

>>211790778
You're astute. Did you notice anything else?

>>211790728
fat cunt can't even count

yes the rumours are true. i did just wake up

>>211790816
*gives you the left right left goodnight*
yeah she you in 14 hours sunshine

>>211790836
>she you
oh dear

>>211790794
should i have? 0_0

>she you

obliterate the tarqs

>>211790851
It's coke, not pepsi :)

POST PENG
F E E T
E
E
T

>>211790879
ah
what a disastrophe

mikey took on two blokes yesterday in a fight. I won't say who won but footage has leaked

bonkers how there are North Korean troops fighting in Ukraine

>>211790764
i think they are just frugal compared to “new money”. makes sense if they’ve managed to keep money in their family for generations

>>>/b/935836140
phwoar

>>211790728
why are millennials like this?

Left the bathroom and started speaking to dadberg and looked down and noticed I'd pissed all over myself

shan't

>>211790962
>fat
>tall
someone tell him to stop trapping, I don't go into /b/

>>211790935
communists fighting fascism and imperialism

mad how it becomes quite hard to tell someone's gender when they get fat enough
this could be a butch dyke or an effeminate man

being a naughty boy and skipping gym

>>211791059
VERY cheeky x

>>211791059
fat cunt
going down to gregs and swiping another steak bake?

>>211791053
It's looking at they and them

>>211791059
I'm going to be a naughty boy and split your arse open like a coconut if you aren't careful sunshine

wish toilberg would leave me alone

>>211791016
it's called curvaceous

>>211791059
doing press-ups in my living room as we speak

>>211791101
toilberg has done a number on you

parentbergs just love wasting money now that they're in their 60s

no inheritance for me get in

>>211790728
putrid, their molars must look like chernobyl

no way this is fucking real
>>>/ck/21396844

>>211790728
>adding extra sugar to something that is already extremely sugary
>”suger”
>claims to put 5 but miscounts and only puts 4
>the can of soda is clearly Coke and not Pepsi
Everything about this webm is wrong.

>>211791256
Uninteresting and unfunny Post there to comment on it. Don't bother sharing threads again mong.

>>211791276
Yes. It's ragebait

been sorting my life out this year, today I've started fucking it up. I keep doing this

bit warm innit

>>211791256
The McPoo

Leftypol outsourcing his entire brain to ChatGPT

a lad i know is an IT technician at a school which would be a good job for a nonce not saying he is one but if he was

>eat veggies + pasta + irn-bru to was it down
>1.5h later falling asleep
gonna fast next morning

>>211791372
um

um, just saw a thread on /v/

feeling down lads

All I do is /brit/post and watch YouTube all day. NEETdom is shite

You're deliberately trying to piss me off aren't you

>>211791358

>>211791372
Rorke writing fanfiction about a lonely IT technician and a 14 year old girl at the school he works at

>>211791478
Grim. He should be in jail.

>>211791501
The sad part is he didn't even have to confidence to say it was a mate of his, just someone 'he knows'. He thought we'd call it out as a lie instantly otherwise.

>>211791501
Leftypol buying the film rights for their regional film board

>>211791478
thank goodness ministers don't actually do anything or this would be a problem

They're so fit
You would if you could

>>211791583
um

>>211791501
Leftypol making 'literally me' tiktok edits of the film adaptation

Mad how the original Freudian slip is where you feel the need to share humiliating personal details but try to make it a story about a friend of a friend

>>211790404
I never pretended to have a girlfriend though

My friend wanks to them haha

>>211791545
it's someone i went to school with. can't really call him a mate.

>>211790471
Human technology is mad

>>211791611
the original fruedian slip is founding an entire psychological discipline on the assumption that men all want to shag their mums when it was just him

Got a 7900xt with a 7800x3d

in a way i'm kinda glad 9/11 happened, those towers were hideous

Every Australian post in /brit/ is written by this guy

>>211791740
um

it really do be like that doe

>>211791786
Bruce unmasked

>>211791786
Fuck your AI slop.

>>211791611
I'm happy to share humiliating personal details here because none of you know who I am

>>211791801
ktim i play as girls on most games

>>211791801
I play as girls mainly for wanking material

can feel sleep coming to take me

>>211791786
SO insulted right now

>>211791841
screakg

clue gained maybe

>>211791819
Fuck you Nigel

>>211791867
You've been exposed

Welcome To The Grangle

*tosses all gained clues on the ground like Mark does to that takeaway slop*

>>211791905
granglers ww@

>>211791905
grangling

>>211789661 (OP)
>Irn-Bru
Do people unironically like this soft drink? If so, why? What does it taste like to you?

I was in Edinburgh for a few days at the end of last year, and finally decided to try it (there’s a bookstore in my city with a tiny shelf of ‘British Food’ that always features it, but at CHF6/£5.45 can I never bothered). I found it physically difficult to choke down… a blindingly sweet, aggressively artificial sort of… marshmallow flavor?

What am I missing?

>>211791905
grangling

excuse me what is meaning of "grangled"?

>>211791944
yeah well I ate a toberone and it tasted like dogshit mate

>>211791944
You wouldn't get it

watch out granglers about

Bring back Blair.

>>211791953
basically a nothing word, invented and reposted because it sounds funny

you may also hear references to "the grangler" or people posting "grangle grangle" (the verb form of the word)

>>211791786
this is bruce

>>211791944
>What am I missing?
Nothing, Scots are just overtly proud of any shit their country produces even if it tastes like piss water.

>>211791944
the main flavouring is ferric citrate
so the main taste is sour rust

Hopping on search engine anyone want owt?

>>211792000
grangled it

The Ayatollah's granddaughter

>>211792012
he need full pip for his missing index finger

>>211792047
yeah mate can you look up faster than light travel please? got places to be and i cba with the commute

>>211791801
haha yes it does be that way

leftypol getting very fervent about animal welfare...right up until the conversation moves to halal slaughter. then its complete silence
what a coward lol

it's that time again where i choose 3 new meals to eat everyday for 2 weeks straight. suggestions lads?

still reeling that the girl I fancy at work is leaving

there will never be a lass as fit as her in that place

>>211791970
>yeah well I ate a toberone and it tasted like dogshit mate
Fair enough. I’ve never liked Toblerone, either (also too sweet). And it hasn’t technically been Swiss for at least a couple of years at this point… it’s mostly manufactured in Slovenia or Croatia or somewhere nowadays. My kids like it, though.

You should also try our pseudo-national soft drink, Rivella, which is made partially from whey and other dairy byproducts; it’s gross, too.

But in all seriousness—is Irn-Bru delicious to you?

>>211792119
poo barm

>>211792089
ftl travel makes you go backwards in time according to relativity

>>211792119
laksa

Wonder if there is any mong here on the NDIS, just tapping away with their head stick

>>211792151
how fast do i need to got to get back to January 1st 2011?

>>211792119
steak pie & chips
chicken pie & chips
cheese & onion pie & chips

had a meal with spicy ketchup and now my belly hurts

>>211792107
leftypol is just a tribalist at this point

a wank is on the cards

Very embarrassing you lot pretending Irn Bru doesn't taste amazing because you can't stop seething about Scotland

>>211792172
at least 10c if you want to get there in a reasonable amount of time

>>211792207
i like it but it makes me borp

Therapy toil in 30 minutes

bring back the lockdowns

>>211792151
canonical special and general relativity don't allow things to go backwards in time and imagining antiparticles as particles moving backwards in time breaks down pretty quickly when you consider how fundamental forces apply to them

leftypol thinks hes a anti-establishment counter-culture revolutionary despite having all the same convictions as billionaires, governments, banks, and mainstream media.

>>211792213
im on my way

>>211792193
hows it going кpым anon?

ain't right, ad enough

>>211792254
so what does happen when you go faster than light

>>211791944
it wasn't as bad as you say when I tried it but it's nothing special either

https://youtu.be/DQON4uOF0Ps

it amazes me how far you can get by just waffling and wearing clothes that fit.

PINAC Audit, baby!

I wonder what the world would look like if the speed of light were like 30 m/s

>>211792272
Globohomo megacorps adopted a leftypol social justice paintjob to innocculate themselves against the OWS movement. Very smart move really.

>>211792240
hope it goes alright anon xoxo

>>211792195
Off the top of my head I can think of about 5 distinct and significant contemporary right or centre-right positions. It's part of why our conservative coalition are having a bad time at the moment because the Sky News watchers can't get on with the Australian Financial Review readers can't agree with the megachurch goers

>>211792360
I was meant to have social interactions and write some shit about them but I didn't do it so I'm currently making stuff up and writing it in a word document

traveling at the speed of poo

pooing

I'm the main character

look at the time fuck sake

rorkes da

>>211792409
in a gay porn

>>211790471
well that just happened

>>211792305
things can go faster than light in a compound medium but nothing can accelerate past the speed that light has in a vacuum
It's the fastest speed there is

>>211792387
Just tell the truth, "I talked to some lads on 4chan"

>>211792446
sounds like made up bollocks to me

bruce reading books lmao :joy: :joy: :ok_hand:

>>211792446
just say if you don't know bro

>>211792446
yeah but if they did i reckon they'd be going back in time

rorke disowning his son because he wants to a professional high jumper

first for Hoo Peninsula

leftypol getting his tonsils removed

rorke with an ear infection

Lads, Sir Keir Starmer is on my flight

>>211792526
Kill him. KILL HIM

>>211790628
do they know theres already a tunnel down the road?

>>211792526
the last time i flew in a plane they only had 1 big television set at the front this is actually quite mental

it not right x

>>211792544
expect sir kier starmer knocking down your door soon lad

made some tea and going to play video games all day
feels good man

>>211792602
it was only a prank

I'd never say this if he was here but we should all try and get Diego a girlfriend as a reward for his amazing posts. He's too busy reading the Bible to find a gf himself
"A right brahma" is what he said he wants

Meet me at the swamp round the back of the gas works in Isleham

>>211792526
what happens to your television set if the person decides to recline

where did the sea people go lads?

nobody talks about john major, what did he do as pm

>>211792643
we shoud set up a bible study group and invite people on crystal cafe

going to drive to the shops for energy drinks but crash on the way because i'm sleep deprived and be hospitalised instead

>>211792655
They're not recliner seats

>>211792665
here

I'm insane and it would be better for everyone if a comically large anvil was dropped on me from space

>>211792679
Toby

>>211792711
Screaming this is me

used to be a handsome lad but I'm ageing like dicaprio

>>211792711
you have an inflated sense of self-importance

sitting here losing my job, fucking my shit up, going insane

>>211792711
What would the force of that be?

>>211792721
is dead

>>211792738
cant relate. im naturally cute

>>211792665
Turned into carthage and then the romans grangled them

>>211792748
can always get another job lad

>>211792749
zero because it's reached terminal velocity

>>211792665
They settled Britain

>>211792792
>>211792792
>>211792792

please tell me mousenonce died of something embarrassing

had a nightmare where my poo was flushing ME

>>211792805
He killed himself, it was in a local paper when the 4chan hack happened