Thread 211790361

>sandwiched between fucking turkey, iran & azerbaijan
>economy is slowing down
>resource deficit
>growing unemployment rates
>youth leaving the country by the spades
>government importing jeet labour to plug in the hole
>can't breed
>have 1000+ years of history, only known for being genocided by human orcs
>only ally is russia who they're completely devout to but never comes through for them
>their nemesis (azerbaijan) successfully ethnically cleansed them in 2023 and have been building up their forces during 2024-2025

god help them

>>211790361 (OP)
>only ally is russia who they're completely devout to but never comes through for them
IIRC they refused russian mediation at some point, so they got what they deserved anon

>government importing jeet labour to plug in the hole

This is a lie and you know it. Governments import jeets to depress wages which is why the youth leave in the first place. If people just dispensed with the (((cheap labour))) lie then economies would thrive.

They basically flushed Russia down the drain for no reason and have been losing ever since. Idk why they did that

>>211790410
>>211790485
They were literally selling Azeris weaponry and intel on the side. Plus, they didn't deliver the weapons they did promise.
>>211790444
Not in this case. Youth were leaving to go work in Russia and then they brought in jeets.

>>211790361 (OP)
I want to go visit. How will i be received as a Frenchman?

>>211790361 (OP)
They couped pro-russian president, and distanced themselves from Russia.

Pashinyan literally has no plan, except being pro-EU golem, he is sandwiched between enemies who wants to destroy them and shoo away only ally they had.

Being pro-EU is literally losing strategy, europeans will never come to their help

>>211790361 (OP)
The future looks grim dark for the proud armenian people

>>211790598
flash your red paper and you'll have a line waiting to give you a gobbie

i dont hate any group of people on earth, id say im pretty tolerant but being of part georgian identity ill point out that armenians are serious bitches and theres a reason all their neighbours dislike them except iran who see them as useful idiots. that being said i hope for a pro-eu peaceful caucasus and no new wars between armenia and azerbaijan, ever again

>>211790606
>Being pro-EU is literally losing strategy, europeans will never come to their help

they're well on their way to joining the eu

>>211790662
i'm not a passport bro since i want to put as much distance between me and this shithole as possible, i would never inflict france upon an armenian girl
the entire azerbaijani army is much less dangerous than living in france for 5 minutes

>>211790757
they are not

>>211790757
absolutely not, they are not and will never be european

>>211790642
>venezuela
you don't know anything about grim dark, try living in france
go back to your beaches and coconuts nigger

>>211790813
>>211790855
we will see

>>211790606
>distanced themselves from Russia.
why?

>>211790757
Never gonna happen. Since Russians became the devil, Azerbaijan sells the EU a significant amount of natural gas and therefore they're good guys
Didn't you notice how not a single EU official has said a word about the ethnic cleansing in NK?

>>211790361 (OP)
Russia rightfully left them for dead in 2020 because they kept saying Russia was bad and wanted to become europeans, but at the same time Russians were their only military ally

Azerbaijan will finish what we started
It's over for them

>>211790971
wtf is your problem frenchoid? I thought you had beautful beaches in south france.
I will go back to my beach but I'm very offended about it

>>211790361 (OP)
>government importing jeet labour to plug in the hole
Holy KEK

if you lived around them you would change your opinion on them. most white collar crime and insurance scams in america are done by armenians. They are also liars who steal city fund from glendale. They are also brown, ugly and short

>>211791301
but you signed a peace treaty

>>211791347
>ever trusting a muslim
how foolish

>>211790983
There's really no appetite for taking in even more questionable countries into the EU. We don't want another Orban or even just add more member countries before we haven't even changed things like how vetoes work. Also, most German would be against taking in a country so far away and that they aren't very familiar with. So I genuinely can't imagine them ever joining the EU as it currently is.

>>211791366
>implying azeris are religious
western european education

>>211790361 (OP)
>Russians literally die to protect armenian civilians in karabakh while armenian army is on full retreat
>Armenians shit on Russia for that

>>211791397
saudis/gulfies will make sure of that

>>211791374
that's fair, i don't think distance matters but i agree that orban's position on things will put a permanent spin on european candidates for years to come
>>211791280
officially their relationship is over, but russia still has a very disproportionate role in their economy

>>211790361 (OP)
If only they wouldn't act like spergs towards Georgians...
>>211790410
It was the other way around, russia abandoned them and they got raped, then they said rusnigs to fuck off.
They're roughly in a position similar to Finns during WW2, whatever you do, you're fucked

>>211791550
grim

bro really nobody gives a fuck about Armenia.If you care about them so much, you can let them into your country. there are more Armenians abroad than in Armenia.

>>211791550
ilyushka pidoryushka opened a mouth - ilyushka pidryushka is lying

>>211790361 (OP)
Iran are bros with them. Mostly as a fuck you to Turks and Pakis

>>211790642
Nah the future for the armenian people is alright. Can't same the same about the country, but like the jews, aras are sneaky bastards with strong familial ties so they're almost always pretty successful when outside their own country

>>211791572
I like them because of flag and christian, when you fund their extermination can you send them over?

>>211791550
They were trying to tell us to fuck off before the things in karabakh reignited

>>211791661
Tbh I too kinda respect their history and civilization but their flag is fucking awful in my ole pinion

>>211791717
the flag is just hideous. those colors, disaster. arguably the ugliest flag on earth

>>211791683
Becauee your soldiers were raping them

>>211791526
>don't think distance matters
It does in so far that people aren't familiar with Armenia, likely haven't and won't visit anytime soon as it's pretty far away and that it's culturally not really like much of western Europe. They'd see it as some country they have nothing to do with taking gibs from us and likely bringing in people coming here to work for lower wages than natives. It'd be massively used as fuel for anti-EU sentiment of which we already have enough.

>>211790361 (OP)
why do they hate georgia?

>>211791599
Why did you open your mouth cпидoзный пeтyшapa? Did you expect a dick to fly into it?

>>211791790
>>211791717
I never said it was pretty, but it's similar enough we joke it's upside down colombia

>>211790745
>>211791550
Why do Armenia and Georgia have problems with each other?

>>211792097
https://eurasianet.org/is-georgia-doing-russias-dirty-work-to-make-armenia-pay

tl;dr: they're taking advantage of armenia having 0 reliable allies and fleecing them

>>211792294
Bagratuni dynasty

>>211792097
It's old and stupid rivalry I believe, both were great kingdoms of Caucasus, both are Christian, both want to sell you their tomatoes.
There was an old Soviet joke about it:
An Armenian lays on the sofa watching TV, tears his chest hair out, cries and laughs. His wife comes into the room:
- darling, what the fuck?
-Armenian Soviet republic didn't meet the quota on fur so we're told to pay with our own pound of flesh.
-why do you laugh then?
-because Georgians didn't meet their quota on nuts!

>>211792169
Tы хoхoл, y вac CПИД y 100% нaceлeния, зaвaли eбyчкy cвинявaя coбaкa

>>211790598
Good
We are the biggest frenchaboos, outmatched only by Japanese who still think that Paris is the city of love o algo

>>211792370
Я твoю мaть eбaл и peзaл, yнтepoк cpycнявый. Дaвaй пpиeзжaй oбpaтнo, бyдeшь нa кoлeнях пepeд кaмepoй извинятьcя и мoчy хлeбaть.

>>211792366
can you post it in russian?

>>211790606
Pashinyan unironically did more pro-Russian acts than people before him, I do agree that he's an unprofessional retard with no plan though
>>211790745
>but being part gayorgia....
Stopped reading there, your opinions are not important
>>211790757
>>211790983
I would like to join EU for one reason and one reason only, that is to troll torks epic style and make them mold for all of eternity, but of course no one with half a brain believes that shit is ever happening, especially having Georgia as a shining example
Armenia should stick to strategic alliances with Iran and Russia(when it stabilizes and gains back some of it's common sense) and build close ties with India, while maintaining good enough economic and possibly cultural partnership with western countries, but never seek to join them.

>>211792423
I am very worried for you

>>211792423
based
thanks

>>211792366
Reminded me of another joke
Dad, why doesn't Armenia have a space program?
Because then all Armenians would die of pride, Azerbaijanis would die of jealousy, and Georgians would take all our lands.

Not really funny tbqh

>>211792455
That's what I've googled, here Armenian and Georgian are swapped
Зapocший вoлocaми гpyзин лeжит нa дивaнe, pвeт вoлocы нa гpyди,
peвeт и хoхoчeт, a выpвaнныe вoлocы aккypaтнo cклaдывaeт в мeшoк.
- B чeм дeлo? - интepecyeтcя poдня.
- Гpyзия, - пoяcняeт нecчacтный, - пpoвaлилa плaн пo шepcти.
И нac,кoммyниcтoв, oбязaли coбcтвeннoй шкypoй pacплaчивaтьcя.
Oт бoли peвy. Ho кaк вcпoмню, чтo Apмeния пo яйцaм плaн copвaлa,
тaк хoхoт дyшит!

>>211792460
Worry not! Even if we fall we have gazillion diaspora communities where we can re-correlate and return back after 2000 years of contemplation, like neo-jews
>>211792553
heureux d'aider mon ami

>>211792653
Do you know about Susanna Hristoforovna from Moscow
She was sued for millions by gazprom but recently she just jumped to Miami to her Armenian nephews
I've been in her cafe once celebrating friend's birthday, it was basically a museum of Armenian suffering. Lots of maps of giant armenia on the walls, books about the genocide etc

Sashka, did you enjoy your stay in Armenia? How many hairy bears wwnt inside your bussy? Please do tell about your experiences

>>211792726
why are you so hairy Charles

>>211792720
Never heard of her, but she sounds based
Jerking off to Greater Armenian hyperborea and teaching alevery foreigner about being genocided is the burden of the armenian man!
>>211792752
Too much testosterone in my blood from breathing mountain air and drinking turkish tears

>>211792895
based

well maybe armenia should have tried being muslim so the world cared

>>211793090
i got yet to see what they benefited from by defying Islam

>>211793116
they kept their indivduality

>>211792653
oh, based

>>211793116
They stayed human beings

>>211793116
They can eat pork
In my city for example, when I was in high school, all kebabs were made by kyrgyz guys, one kebab was made by azeris and one kebab was made by armenians and it was the only one that was made with pork and fries, and it was one of my favorites.

>>211790361 (OP)
they should've let us finish the job

Not OP but ausfag armo sympathetic to any armo cause.

>>211792895
based caucus test freak <3 built like bricks

>>211793090
This isn't exactly the logic, in fact there is no logic to islamic sympathy. Its the current trend for the college aged dopamine fried Gen Z who only posture towards the zeitgeist to secure their popsicle stick quality social lives.

>>211793116
Christ is Lord. It's really that simple.

>>211793341
>they should've let us finish the blowjob
Oh don't worry Osman, your mother's gaping pussy was a good enough compensation

>>211793202
no one has ever proven how Islam goes against individualism
>>211793247
that means absolutely nothing coming from the most Christian trailer park shithole in the planet. should've written that on a VPN from a second world country at least

>>211793341
Turks are not people. And like, everyone knows that. We can tolerate Cyprian's but there is no remorse for Turks, Azeris or Pakistanis. Not human. Lower than animals.

>>211793419
yes i'm a beast and i need dead christian babies for nourishment

>>211793385
It's a paradise littered with the most beautiful women on the planet. The most Christian trailer park shithole on the planet you are referring to would be Florida.

>>211793469
couldnt you just eat kurds or something

>>211793364
>Its the current trend
more like 50~ year trend

>>211790745
>of part georgian identity
your opinions dont matter on any topic, youre a mongrel. i prefer armenians over mongrelized georgians like you.

>>211793469
shame you freaks don't have an appetite for turkazoid Indian compadres, that would have been more ideal.

>>211793469
meat prices are that bad over there huh

>>211793542
Yeah no shit but what I said stands, it absolutely is the current thing for midwits to rage about

>>211793504
Floridians believe hurricanes are made by democcrats and see putin as their vice president so I wasn't far off regardless

>>211793570
it has been the current thing for at least 50 years

>>211793605
You really are from Greece aren't you lol

>>211793469
Kek

>>211793605
speaking from an Australian perspective. Full throttle Islamic hate has been the standard until about 3 years ago.

>>211793364
>chimp out
>get smacked
>chimp out
>get smacked
>chimp out
>get smacked

caucasian palis

>>211793702
idk what ur on about bruh

>>211793798
you will lose (again)

>>211790361 (OP)
They belong to Russia. Should've signed an agreement and become our friend-state, like Belorussia did.

>>211793922
your cracked. remind me, which society on the planet is the literal oldest civilisation that still flourishes in modernity with ease without hormonally mutating they're children and bending over to islam?

Nigga Armenia is not going anywhere, so is Georgia or Azerbaijan or Iran or Isrsel unless Nuke disaster
I honestly do not give a shit about wsr and shit (nor do the normies after the end of the war). The boomers still hate armenians to guts but give 20 years and everyone will forget it like ww2 germany.
Personally I love any churkas, including armenians. Hope peace and prosperity on our region

>>211793976
De facto. Russia is just an abusive sibling with crooked priorities. Didn't your ex KGB arch bishop just give orthodox sainthood to some Azeri senator? Whack.

>>211793385
Struck a nerve, didn't I? Oh you little muzzie subhuman, you will hang from a tree in my lifetime.

>>211794040
This is true although we are all going to be living with the growing pains and economic repercussions for a lot longer than 20 years if Israel doesn't just fucking stop
>>211794109
based
>>211794100
that's right lil nigga (Me)

>>211793631
the fuck's your problem lol
>>211793676
Is that why your compatriot is losing his shit when I point out it's been going on for quite a while now? man, zoomers just can't handle others disagreeing with them at all...

>>211794100
Forgot image.
>>211794040
Armenia’s a landlocked country, it’s very unlikely they will have good, equal relationships with any country surrounding them. Ever.

>>211794149
gadm i wish that was me

I watch footage of the First Karabakh war on youtube even though I dont understand a word of armenian or azeri, I find it interesting (see for yourself)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtpfbS3MaIo&list=PLRs-uj4ZgAic016RBUydnBN798HV5yXAl&index=4&ab_channel=SpitakArchGaro1993

>>211794139
I say you really are from Greece to imply that the western world has not been focusing on the pains of the Palestinian people for 50 years. We have been driving Audis and inventing instagram and shit, you know, getting money fucking bitches. you can chill now bruh

>>211794149
Yeah no shit it won't have good and equal relationships, it's always been that way, it's an eternal spiritual war that God proposed has to himself. Yet we will always be there and prosper. That's how the game works.

>>211790361 (OP)
Reminder that the armenian genocide never happened

>>211794252
>of the Palestinian people
good thing I didn't isolate them then
>you can chill now bruh
not everyone that disagrees with you is angry, you will learn this when you grow up

>>211794252
you’re alright, but jokes aside armenia is going to have it rough in the future since azerbaijan is still arming itself to the teeth for no reason, dog bless

>>211794421
>is going to have it rough in the future
it's the eternal state of armenia, rough

>>211790485
The Russian-backed party was full of corrupt and incompetent jackasses who were on the verge of turning the country into a dictatorship. Pashinyan had nothing against Russia but because he replaced a FSB-favored puppet and cut down on the amount of graft going back to Moscow he became a CIA-plant Russophobe

>>211794442
true, they’ve been through worse
at least they didn’t end up a subculture of the turks like russian tatars or any of the spanish minority groups

>>211794738
Ah yes, the corrupt incompetent pro russian party replaced by a competent pro eu leade- *instantly becomes poorer and smaller*

>>211794056
Uruk-hainian shills live in some weird universe

>>211794237
>Some guy running around with a big, bulky camcorder in the middle of active combat
Lol
I like how old analog combat footage has a sort of home-movie quality about it. It's' SOVLFVL

>>211790757
lol, lmao
Unless Georgia somehow joins the EU they're an island detached from the EU.

>>211793116
Freedom. I thought American would understand.

>>211794874
320 more videos to go my friend