lesbians edition

so this is porke

how good are the police at catching murdrers?

>>211792860
um

>>211792860
ummy

>>211792860
got something you want to tell us lad?

>>211792832
Mad how the kiwi nonce that made the distinction fucked up the word roots so now we use sex to refer to engendered physiology and gender to refer to sex roles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VeLOIxiG4c
so this is toby?

If you saw me you'd understand why I'm a virgin

>>211792896
sex always meant sex retard

>>211792910
how do you explain warwick then

sex? yes please!

eatin an orange

>>211792965
ummy

it's over for rorke

Mad how you can just trace over images and post them here and it's okay

corrrr, deliveroo man just been

wizza has arrived x

>>211793045
yjk

capitulating a poo

cant find my phone, hairbrush or tv remote

>>211793006
like this?

doing a very smelly poo indeed

>>211792814
sleep tight porker

>>211792860
here not so good

>>211793064
omdz

new creps lads

>>211793006
no you can't

any cute and sexy ladies in here want to have sexual intercourse with me?

why do i see 'bodied that freak' everywhere now

>>211793120
He's trying to force a new version of the scrandemic meme

any one fancy killing me?

going to look for a female therapist

done with this rumination over the ex who destroyed my mental health

i need assistance

Opinions on Exterminationist National Socialism?

>>211793189
?

why's it so lush

>>211793184
posted a bradders on /fa/ the other day and got banned within minutes

know what i’m starting to hate? fucking dogs. and not real dogs like german shepherds or border collies or labrador’s but these yappy wee fluffy braindead “pandemic pet” creatures running around everywhere. you know what i’m on about. cockapoos. various “spaniels”, fluffy runt terriers. don’t even hate the dogs as much as the owners. can tell they bought it out of sheer vanity or to save a crumbling relationship

Can’t go for a schizowalk (walking while quietly rambling to myself) fucking anywhere anymore because every nook and cranny is filled with some middle class twat walking their little dog somewhere. doesn’t even have the noble, thoughtful disposition of other breeds like the aforementioned alsatian or collie, instead has small inbred faces constantly panting and never leaving the sides of their masters. A servile runt dog for a servile runt people.

falling to my knees to immediately eat hag pussy

I have fallen.

>>211793311
sounds like a you problem mate lol

Apple Watch thought I was doing exercise last night when I was actually shagging the gf

>>211793345
you need some fanny desperately mate

been bleeding out my arse for about a year reckon it might be serious

>>211793349
it always does that for me, it’s automatic based on your heart rate and movement. if it’s not getting picked up as exercise you’re probably having bad sex lol

>>211793377
isnt this normal if you are gay

>>211793248
This >>211793120 is probably in reference to this >>211793028

>>211793391
waito piggu go homu

>>211793401
not gay but id still shatter your little yellow boyhole into smithereens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m9KexWdho0

Was out a drive earlier and seen a Jeet shuffling about my suburban estate. Literally ambling, all misshapen and poorly dressed, ugly face, kept looking around as if marvelling at 2000s blair boxes and a society with running water and electricity and clean streets. Felt like running the cunt over. Country’s full of these bastards.

>my suburban estate

>>211793435
alri deano

>>211793045
is that helper lad

>>211761083

>>211793451
don’t know who this is

>>211793495
Didn't happen

i admit it lads, i been talking to some onlyfans lass. didnt give her any money tho

190 being a boring ass nigga again boy needs some mates pronto

>>211793463
alri tubby haha
*jiggles your belly*

>>211793463
cor would demolish that

>>211793505
What about Jewish cyclists?

>>211793463
nearly,the fuill thing

>>211793503
simon pegg

was out in town earlier in my green 2006 volvo s60 saloon with the 2.4l turbo d5 engine and cream leather seats and then i stepped onto the pavement in my adidas Yeezy Boost 350 V2 Beluga Reflective and i got a call on my Sprint Samsung Galaxy S II Epic 4G Touch and it was a paki so i hung up

>>211793534
they tend to ditch the hobby before their third bike

>>211793391
くそお店

>>211793534
don't exist

it’s over

mikey's back from the museum visit with his mum. Taking in some fine art
And would you believe it, he only went and let himself down

omw to tesco, you lads want anything?

>>211793592
meaning, purpose, whatever it is that keeps people going in this smelly incel life

>>211793581
were they American or British?

is the mikey and emmet livestream still on youtube? can't find it

>>211793618
an incels life has no purpose

>>211793620
As yet undetermined
I assume American
They didn't even tell the museum they did it, just walked off

aphids went on my peach tree and gave it a virus :(

So this is rorke

can't kill myself or mummy would be upset

>>211793667
don't have that problem me

>>211793592
Walk past there and get yourself some absolutely dreadful warmed-from-frozen pastries from Lidl
They're cheap which is more important than the quality according to the dolescum frogposters of /brit/

>>211793656
would be funny if she done a poo on the chair lol

another dimension
another dimension
another dimension
another dimension

It's too sunny and I can't properly see /brit/ on my phone

>>211793667
its her fault you're like this

>>211793653
more like aphaids amirite

>he's still fuming about lidl pastries days later

>>211793581
lmfao the way he jerks back up and the way the camera zooms in on the chair. Good video this one.

>>211793618
>>211793650
I think there are more possibilities than America or Brit anyway. The couple is wearing generic boomer slob clothing. They could be from any white country not from an urban area and look like this in this year.

Outside of extraneous circumstances (death of a loved one, sudden life events), if you’re still depressed past the age of 20 you’re a mong

>>211793701
yeah you am

lidl got dis nigga on the roprs

hopelessly addicted to alcohol and will likely die of cirrhosis, stomach cancer, esophageal cancer, stroke or heart attack if it continues like his

Insult their dolemarkets and watch them seethe. They treat them like a cult.

>>211793711
state, he's been rattled something fierce

hmm
https://x.com/DillyHussain88/status/1934579907696230750

>>211793735
get the NAC in lad

>>211793735
alri humphry bogart

feeling sad (I'm a mong)

Imagine caring about someone slagging off the supermarket you shop at lmfaoooo

>>211793736
what’s a dolemarket

well now don't you tell me to smile

>>211793762
It's because it reminds them that they are poor.
Rather than work on that they'll reply to themselves and spam images.

Yank bros is this banger in your country?
>Back in my day LA stood for Los Angeles. Now it stands for Libtard America

>>211793742
mental how this inbred goat fucker is still allowed to live here when he's on camera talking about how its ok to shag kids or take sex slaves in modern wars

>>211793761
btim

>>211793735
pathetic runt
need your defective genes removed from the gene pool permanently

sucking a monster rio punch

>>211793735
how much do you drink?

>>211793810
fuck off back to /britfeel/

Just donning my tuxedo and nipping down to Tarquinius' Extravagant Five Star Bakery anyone want owt?

death heat

>>211793834
a purpose please mate x

>>211793841
going to a fezzi on saturday n all

lush

>>211793841
>warehouse toil in this weather

need iran to shoot a ballistic missile up my arse 2bh

Being sober is pretty boring

>>211793819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dy8qxibCdc

>>211793834
yeah mate get me an 8 quid croissant that's also heated up from frozen just lile the lidl ones

we're seeing levels of lush not predicted for 50 years

>>211793834
a clue

>>211793893
it lush?

>>211793841
grow up

>>211793834

>>211793841
corr lovely some proper summer weather at last

>>211793820
half a bottle of vodka a night for 7-8 years

fake image btw

all my niggas nazis, nigger heil hitler

>>211793911
interesting how they colour it in a big scary deep red now
they want you in fear

>>211793943
toby

penis wank explosion

>>211793949
basic bitch rorke ahh assessment

>>211793878
snacked tranny!

not true btw

pub garden weather this

gonna get fired

>>211793735
Mumberg is like this

>>211793971
go suck a vape broccoli head

bumble gf still on the cards

>>211793975
am i allowed to wear one of these as a white guy

>>211793751
just ordered some. does it work?

>>211793984
no it isnt
15 and cloudy round my bit

scientists are saying it could be up to 70x as lush

>>211793997
what have you done now lad

>>211794014
dont care about your grim miserable incel neck of the woods

>>211793998
How many years of boozing has she done? Has she turned yellow yet?

you lads want me to be afraid and ashamed of being a virgin

have to ring up a charity shop about volunteering there and I can't be arsed

>>211794014
Literally how? Sweating my tits off here

>>211794042
no lad, you have a lot going for you, you just need to ignore them x

I’m richer than all of you NEETs and I shop at Lidl and enjoy their croissants. Stop being such insecure whiny losers.

stopped thinking black people were cool at like 16
wearing shite like this >>211793975 unironically is cringe and competing over “creps” and “bars” as grown men is incredibly juvenile. 90% of them are massive losers. The ones that are educated and professional, mature and pleasant to be around practically just act white anyway.

>>211794028
absent without authorisation, ignoring the phone calls from the office, got the morbs you see

https://voca.ro/1hOkkGdKu7Lc

>rumours that Khameini has died in the air strikes

OOOOOHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY big happening incoming if that’s true

>>211794059
scotland innit
where are you what’s the weather like there

>>211794045
work coach making you do it yeah?

they did the same to me. It's actually alright, it will just be a bunch of lads with aspergers and then 1-2 chill managers because there's fuck all to do besides move the odd sofa / price up shite

>>211794045
what you doing that for

>>211794088
Daddy Trump forbids it

imagine being seaside mark and drinking yourself into a stupor every day in your shit and fish smelling house then eating chips out of your unwashed air frier using your bare hands then going to sleep in your fish and shit smelling piss stained mattress

>"this just in: niggers and kikes eliminated. entire globe rejoices, more news at 6"

shagging ur gf outside in her sun dress weather this

>>211794108
better to ask for forgiveness than permission

>>211794083
Rorke twerking his wee arse

>>211794088
nothing ever happens

>>211794120

>>211794117
sounds lush

>>211794084
haha bants wahey jonno lad

>>211794093
Not the lad you're replying to but I would strongly advise not posting images taken looking out of your house on this website.

There are people who look up such things purely out of sadism.

ive been getting 2 day hangovers moreso recently

>>211794013
aye really helps with the physical cravings

mad how ssm lives better than me

CIA arriving
head toring open

>>211794107
>>211794097 has it spot-on, work coach has me bent over and taking it up the arse

>>211794093
sending a twink femboy to your house right now

>>211794142
lol who’s going to do anything though
what timorous cunt on here is going to do anything even if they knew my address and daily routine

>>211794153
oh right are you supposed to not drink on it? i thought you took it a few hours before drinking to protect the liver

>>211794038
The last 10 at least, she's always been kind of yellow-ish so I can't tell

Oh, I see, are you going to do me in? Is that what’s going to happen

>>211794185
i'm on my way round told you're a shagger

Back in me bed

>>211794148
This usually happens to me if I try and sleep off the hangover and have a big lie in. Gotta get up and force yourself to feel better
Part of getting older tho init

>>211794171
whittle the coach down to the absolute minimum hours lad

I was doing 1 afternoon a week. Literally 4 hours. In essence you want to be ticking the box but doing no more than is necessary. If the coach tries to get you to do more hours get them fobbed off, tell them you feel 1 afternoon a week is the most you feel up to right now, alongside your arduous job-seeking activities

after some careful metatextual and diachronic analysis I can cautiously conclude that the demographic that uses TheGymGroup is marginally whiter than PureGym.
I have also found the the music at TheGymGroup is noticeably blacker, but this requres further observation

listening to mrballen he tells me stories

>>211794224
call it a siesta

>>211794243
puregym is cheaper

>>211794205
nah you can drink on it, i just use it for the cravings during withdrawals as well

we're all on this crazy carousel called life

>>211794230
sleep doesn't help it's true
but it's just too easy to vegetate in bed for me, might be the issue

the best gym is whichever is nearest to you

>>211794243
they play techno/house at my local gym
i turned up and it was shut though and had to go to the other gym in my town
full of american trap and rap music. awful. i don’t want to listen to “future” or cunts going “skrrrrr bap” when i’m doing a shoulder press

why can't I function? feel like smashing my own head in

leaving me here on my own it's cruel it's a cruel cruel summer

recruiterbergs sending me up the flaming wall

>>211794328
why don't you just get some earphones lad

>>211794289
woke gone mad

>>211794324
kind of true

If Joe Rogan existed (was born) in the UK, would he still be famous? Got a feeling that he’s a mong that can only be famous in America.

what would he work as?

arseberg getting savagely raped

erm

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1750076066524432.jpg

>>211794363
funny looking bloke

>>211794363
fanois

>>211794363
hate it when they arch their back i like a flabby arse

>>211794360
He'd be some unimportant deano adjacent type

>>211794363
mental how the fanny hole is so far down

>>211794360
he's a brickie phenotype

>>211794387
She's not doing it for you rorke

>>211794360
uk social media is so dire and grim, who even do you have, that nigerian nog who runs around with Logan Paul?

>>211794275
it shows

>>211794324
The one nearest to me has very odd opening hours, bit like fish and chip shops where the owner just decides to open based on how they feel
I'm thinking it's a front for criminal activity but they do have equipment there and they're alright with me using them

>>211794348
i forgot them that day

>>211794417
we have that guy that goes 'A-bosh, i'm the guv'nor'

and that other guy that goes 'chinese takeaway, BOSH!'

LOVE being surrounded by loud black people all day, me

>>211794423
There's a 24 hour one near me, feel that could be quite comfy. It's 42 quid a month though, not paying that.

also I would be concerned that people thought I was there cruising for gays going to the gym in the middle of the night

>>211794456
alright mum

might do something foolish and downright treacherous

>>211794456
leftypol reciting his programming

>>211794360
We have James O Brien

>>211794484
me when I'm asked to babysit my niece

>>211794431
Torygraph blames every world problem on young adults, episode number 999999999999999999999999

>>211794504
cor

>>211794417
>uk social media is so dire and grim
Stop caring about us and our social media. Can sincerely say I've never given Australian social media a thought

Asians chatting on their phones loudly in languages that aren't English? Sign me up!

>>211794499

>>211794462
Lol I always wanted to go to a gym at 2am or some shite, just to see what kind of activity there'd be

a lion surrounded by hyenas

Watching women on Twitch and, I'll be honest with you lads, I am currently touching my penis

>>211794519

i'm going to go mental i'm going to do something really crazy

>>211794557
no you cant do that

>>211794542
I did it one time and it was super kino, just me in the gym, and then some other random walked in and it was awkward after that

zero calories so far today going to start counting them fed up of being fat

>>211794604
t. neet who has been out of bed for 6 minutes

>>211794557
why don't you get some real bitches on yo dick for once in your life

Um

you know aussie social media is just abos saying to rename things and cities to their dogshit abo originals with 'white' (actually related to criminals so likely irish) aussies just relenting

>>211794557
Did she consent to that?

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFca32_7YUU

>>211794604
ktim only had water today

>>211794332
around 90% of the thouhgts you have today, you also had yesterday
best way to change your mindset is to force yourself into new situations to give youreslf different memories

>>211794625
why are his eyebrows so big
and what's up with his girly voice

>>211794407
sex is a supine activity

>>211794629
the aussie is right but our youth/social media culture is a fucking embarrassment
“the sidemen” and such.

>>211794604
just stop eating you fucking pig. you know what I do when I get fat? I stop eating and just drink water until im not fat anymore. imagine being a fat fucking animal and thinking to yourself
>hmmmm I want to lose weight. you know what I'll do today? eat!
are you retarded?
>aloo bloo that's anorexia o algo
how fucked up is it that we live in a world where 60% of the population is fucking overweight and yet the term "eating disorder" means you don't eat enough. Goyim really are cattle and deserve everything we get goddamn

>>211794686
what does that mean

Well jewrorke?

morning everyone

Where do the white flighters from London go?

>Transport for London says fare evasion costs an estimated £130 million each year, and it is passengers abiding by the law who have to swallow any price rises needed to plug the shortfalls

This doesn't make ANY fucking sense.

A fare evader isn't stealing anything. Train companies are raising prices because there's an imaginary shortfall that exists only in their minds. They're inventing a figure that they believe fare evaders would have paid if they'd paid for tickets, then charging people who've already paid for tickets for that amount of money in order to plug a hole that exists only because they said so

Old people are allowed to travel for free though

just got declined credit at dominos. looks like it's beans on toast tonight lads

>>211794088
Confirmed fake

>>211794744
>looks like it's lidl brand beans on lidl toasted bread tonight lads
get a job

>>211794744
good. proper british meal that. no need for that foreign pizza shite. they didn’t have dominoes in the 50s

>>211794734
oop norf or the med

>>211794726
it's afternoon mate

all my problems could be solved with more money

the zesty mandem are coming for you rorke

>>211793003
LMAO

mental that civilisation would be fixed forever if we just all agreed that whites are better at running things

>there are posters reading every post in their head in Multicultural London English because that is unironically their accent
omdz

>>211794834
glaswegian mine

ok i admit im a lonely boy. this is my main source of interaction and i dont even feel like its me when im here, just text on a screen

>>211794834
moo deng

>>211793911
>1995
>brown map
Fake. The UK was always depicted as green until the BBC started using a brown map in the 2010s.

OH NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DUDE....

>>211794865
ok dude that's enough

>>211794834
>Multicultural London English
Is that what they call larper's ebonics now?

Give peace a chance!

Sir Adolf Hitler. A family man.

>>211794714
supine is the opposite of prone

>>211794887
peace has had its chance, its nuclear wars turn now

sir grooming gang

>>211794865
wonder how many people will go through this and reconsider their stance on gaza vs how many people will continue with the exact same opinion

>>211794926
>Non Anglos
>capable of thought

Happy birthday to my favorite national socialist Sir Leon Degrelle

it has become cool to be autistic, especially to women

so there's no excuse anymore

>>211794926
The people in the video will probably end up with more extreme views. Terror bombing doesn't make people agree with you.

spunky pigeon dot com

>>211794957
scromung

terror bombing my arse hole

>>211794940
lets not act like anglos arent basically jews

>>211793435
They are legitimate subhumans.

It's a great shame that the noble blonde Aryans didn't exterminate the aboriginal Dasyu 3600 years ago.

>>211794946
Women find my offputting nature and lack of social skills VERY arousing

>>211794873
>>211794926
PFFFFF HAHAHAHAHA

>>211794943
We dreamed of something marvellous.

o/

>>211794957
>57>>211794976spunky pigeon dot com
>>211794957
scremaijg

>>211795013
just say you have a special interest
they love that shit

just pulled my longest pube out lads
who wants it

Trans Porn.

Reading the works of Martin heidigger and Carl Schmitt
You cultural phillistines ITT probably dont even know who these two are baka....

>>211793435
>Felt like running the cunt over
A post bragging about how you're a coward

>IRGC vows relentless strikes until Israel’s complete destruction
Hes looking down from jannah and smiling rn lads...

ትዕይንት

>>211795122
dafuq????

>>211795157

>>211795078
more liike Carl Shit
more like MArtin Bye nigger

uh oh! looks like somebody got lost on their way to /pol/ again!

um hi

>>211789661
>>211789661
>>211789661

>>211795188
your names not on the list pal, you're not getting in

>>211795238

aha he did it! He want and posted the old so we think it's the new

>>211795069
only thing I wank too