Thread 211795238

>>211795238 (OP)
whenever you make the new it's kind of dumb and lame
why is that?

gemothy

>>211795309
who is that? is he ok?

im here to save the thread

just learnt about the holocaust… damn, that sucked..

>>211795309
kek

>>211795309
ktim

>>211795238 (OP)
This practise for when Ofcom blocks everyone and we go back to the sharty?

need the bird

>Amelia Dimoldenberg's new YouTube series, called Chuckmates, sees singletons pick from a line-up of three partners – based primarily on whose pair of Converse ‘Chuck’ shoes they like the best.
>But, a fortnight since the first episode was released, the US series has failed to take off – with viewers criticising Jewish icon Amelia’s robotic, scripted hosting style.

knead the dough

getting raped

>>211795404
What a dreadful premise for a series. Doesn't even make sense.
>they like that colour so they my solemate

>>211795442
wish I could help

Why can't he just answer me

>whenever you make the new it's kind of dumb and lame
>why is that?

So this is Rorke

>>211795510
Liverpool fans be like

>>211795441
i don't knead this grief

please help my retarded father who instead of closing all the doors and windows right after the lowest temperature moment in the day right when the temperature begins to rise thereby trapping the cooler air inside instead waits until it "feels hot" to him during the hottest part of the day and then closes all of the doors and windows trapping the hot air inside and turning his house into an oven
please make him understand common sense

just realised people say "lets get this bread" because bread is made from dough (a common colloquialism for money)

The boriswave, whatever happened there

>>211795404
the whole thing makes no sense and fake "dating" shows are a saturated market

>>211795590
no. i want you to suffer you vile yank bastard

>>211795597
well done

Why are these so expensive? wtf

what the fuck

>>211795404
love her but I'm not sure I appreciate her being labeled a "Jewish icon"

>>211795597
it comes from daily bread
which is also where dough comes from

>>211795626
did it all by myself without even asking grok

>>211795638
stop being a robot

>>211795666
*rapes your arse*

need to be murdered

>>211795638
alri c3p0

>>211795510
I'm not angry it's just an honest question
how come you can't answer it?

need my arse to be raped

>>211795693
erm hi

>>211795620
beat up my dad

>>211795693
*murders your arse*

>>211795676
oh no! my arse!

Going to kms if I don't win the lottery tomorrow night

can we argue about not being able to swim as an adult again?

>>211795720
*runs it over in my f1 car*

did you know that americans think "clock" meaning "to realise" was invented by black americans in the past 5 years or so?

>>211795729
im too fat to float

watching joe rogan and he’s ranting about how la’s went to shit and that in 2005 it was a literal paradise and the poole were really nice and there was little crime

they’re so close to putting it together

you've been warned rorke

I repeat: my longest pube at over the inches has just fallen out
who wants me to send it to them

*peeks inquisitively into the thread*

>>211795769
um... me. Is that okay? It's up to you haha

>>211795755
he's not even from here he's full of shit and we don't want him here

>>211795777
looks a bite like ian mckellen

>>211795777
howling at this cunt

So that cute blonde on TikTok that does the cute little dances to 90s country songs in denim cutoff shorts or bikinis? The one who I was all bummed about because she doesn't have an OF? Turns out she in fact has both a free and VIP OF, it was linked in her insta instead of her TikTok profile.

got a few chest hairs growing quite proud of myself

>>211795782
ok send me your address :)

>>211795832
you live a grim, grim life

>>211795856
69 Nonceton Upon Sea, Poowong

screaming

>>211795859
Yeah OK sit there and act like you don't wank.

grimmongs love calling things grim, grim

>>211795638
no wordle for you you cyborg CUNT

>>211795833
congrats

>>211795891
scream

>>211795744
no we don't
I think it's children who believe that either gays and/or black people came up with it

might join a dating app

unemployed
virgin
in my 30s
live with parents
have disabilities and mentally unstable

Over 100 applicants applied for this role

>>211795899
i don't see a cute girl and immediately start praying she does porn

>>211795945
>>211795946
kek

>>211795932
thanks man

>>211795938
*blows your head smoove off*

>>211795889
that's not a real address silly boy!

>>211795891
william thats rude

>>211795945
have you considered becoming even more disabled and weird to the point that you don't care what people think

>>211795965
youre welcome

so rorke was unveilled

>>211795998
looks like a swell fella

Rorke looking an address up in the Australian National Location Registry

getting that learning in lads. go to put in the effort for the bug money jobs x

stoned and watching the telly like a brown mong even tho i’m white

>>211795967
based

Corrr!

https://www.tiktok.com/@perfecttits22/video/7459179755410132254?lang=en

personally would genocide all yanks
horrific posters

>>211796043
corrr... aahhh wtf

>>211796043
greng

>>211796070
*ignores your post*

>>211796028
Looks like some bullshit cybersec credential.

That time of day again

Was a willy wasn't it

>>211795755
I don't think LA has ever had an era with "little crime"

>>211796100
it is!

>>211795949
She's a gorgeous girl from the southern US, and I've got a thing for Southern Belles desu. Turns out, she DOES do porn. Any younger lass on TikTok strutting around in a bikini likely has an OF.

That Mia Melano blacked wedding video is something special

>>211796094
autistics don't look at you

Need to sort this shite out

>>211796043
Jesus christ ts bih chopped af as fuck

i wanted to get a first aid course because it's always good for the old cv
£400 fucking pounds not including vat
not a chance

>>211795641
>not sure I appreciate her being labeled a "Jewish icon"
Yeah
She's hardly an icon

Mabel and Skipper going goblin mode

>>211796015
bro is a triangle

>>211796153
>£686
that must have been one hell of a wank

>>211796153
>Only Fans: - £686.59

>>211796153
yeah there's really no need to be spending at three different supermarkets

>>211796153
Happens to the best of us really

>>211796183
*Plays my Lend-Lease combo*

>>211796153
what do you get for £700 on onlyfans that I can't find by typing in onlyfans leaks on google

>>211796153
>fan's

>>211796230
private show I'd assume

>>211796150
you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

>>211796230
Some don’t have leaks

Once spent a million quid on onlyfans

you could hire an actual woman to have sex with you for less than 700

it's weird when you get banned for a "misuse of the reporting system" or whatever but they won't let you know which report it was which they consider a misuse
I think janny and the mods just make things up sometimes when they feel insulted being the absolute idiots that they are

>>211796178
secret with all these professional courses and certifications is that they charge a load because their market for it is companies paying for them for their existing employees. They don't really care about some guy trying to better his CV to look for work
It's a big club and you're not invited

the world would improve immeasurably if everyone that ever paid for an onlyfans was thrown off a bridge

>>211796253
if it hasn't been leaked anywhere then it probably isn't good

>>211796264
you will then have to hide it from all future girlfriends though ;/

sexual entertainment is for the stupid and soulless :\

>>211796253
like who

>>211796285
people that do only fans and pay for it won’t be reproducing
they’ll be filtered out the gene pool

>>211796285
what if I only buy things from there once in a blue moon at reasonable prices

>>211796269
I got a whole custom spiel once because it was a genuine report but I'd accidentally hit the Violates US Law radio button
Either that or there's a bunch of other klutzes out there as well

>>211796305
need to survey women find if they'd rather a bloke spend 700 quid on porn or an actual woman

>>211796153
screaming

ancient picture you tits

>>211796305
how could they ever possibly find out

>>211796360
you will just have to hide it, if you can, some couldn't, especially while intoxicated and being grilled

>>211796305
as opposed to telling all your future gfs about the time you spent 700 quid on a wank?

>>211796278
i'm about to be employed actually, just always annoyed me
surely something so valuable should be subsidised

>>211796364
Darius more like Gay-rius

how to stop chicken kiev leaking in oven

>>211796332
if you even have an account on onlyfans you need the rope

>>211795404
>Amelia Dimoldenberg's new YouTube series, called Chuckmates, sees singletons pick from a line-up of three partners – based primarily on whose pair of Converse ‘Chuck’ shoes they like the best.
Monkey Tennis sounds like Countdown compared to this

>>211796403
plug the hole with poo

it looks like ww3 is ramping up lads how are we meant to survive

>>211796403
dunno lol

>>211796405
it looms

>>211796437
dunno lol

>>211796403
wrap it in tin foil maybe

>>211796403
rorke google history

nathan fielder sex arse

>>211796437
>lsrael/USA/UK/EU
vs
>lran
not WW3

>>211796463
jewish woman masquerades as white women in order to subvert native population

>>211796437
>bombs going off in the middle east = ww3
dm me when a nuclear power fires missles at a european country or america

FEEL LIKE SHIT

>>211796403
oven? where's your air friar

dark fruits wether this
you on the dark fruits? i'm on the dark fruits

Hope they do have nukes and they drop them on Dublin

>>211796437
do you lot even have an armed forces you didn't help us in ww2 what are even you worried about

>>211796403
tie it staple it stick it with toothpicks cook it at a lower temperature

Haudenosaunee maize fields were more productive than industrial British farms up until the 1870s

they just hit poowong with a tactical nuke

>>211796529
i'm on the alcohol free beer because if i keep drinking alcohol i am going to die haha x

>>211796537
tbf a lot of paddies were still in the UK armed forces at that point

should I keep my long pube? as a keepsake?
if I throw it away I feel like I'll miss it

>>211796537
the mighty irish air force will make anyone think twice about invading the emerald isle

>>211796375
times have changed, having sex with a prostitute doesn't have the same stigma any more. Have a bloke at work that openenly admits to it and nobody makes fun of him for it

its all kicking off and australia is still like wtf? xD classic only millenials will get

>>211796503
What if Pakistan get involved. Pajeet won't be able to help himself then.

>>211796594
Soul.

>>211796403
*kyiv

>>211796295
Not necessarily true ime
>>211796328
No im gatekeeping the best ones

oh long johnson
oh my eyes
oh the live long day

Might start referring to chuds as 'chudbergs'

uk fighters helped intercept irans legal retaliation and germany is refueling israeli jets

>>211796602
not everyone won't silently judge you

>>211796602
that's revolting
he should be sent to a little island where he has no access to women or children

>>211796594
pippin would have loved this

>>211796594
twink air force :3

you never see that *snap* cringe collection meme any more

no more chudbergs jumping on the bed

>>211796670
they don't make shows like this anymore

would shag shreks daughter from the new shrek movie

>>211796688
Good meme that
Ran it's course, didn't overstay it's welcome

Kolo Toure sex arse

>>211796688
i still dabble occasionally.

>>211796733
>>211796688
Posted it just last week actually

If you don't like my answer you don't like me

watching woman cope about their biological clock is funny

>>211796721
Erm mate she's undera-
>Shrek 3 is 18 years old
Mental, mad even

browsing child po

trying to grow magic mushrooms but think l've fucked up

>>211796833
leftypols wife

>>211796849
hehehe

>>211796822
um bongo

>>211796758
mad that these two get more poon than any of us

>>211796503
joking if you think Russia and China won’t get involved

>>211796822
ummy

>>211796851
don't think you're meant to grow mushrooms in June x

>>211796876
Russia loves lsrael and China doesnt really care

I messed it up sorry

>>211796911
me when i'm interrogated at the pearly gates

>>211796895
>Russia loves Israel
lol no they don’t. and it’s more that we’re in the brink of war with russia anyway and russia is an ally of iran

Academic leftists have mature, nuanced, researched, analytical views on society and economics and are very good at criticising many elements of capitalism, mass media, governments, modernity, social trends, psychology etc yet they can't seem to grasp very basic fundamental observations on race and culture and refuse to admit to any kind of ethnic differences. Got to be some kind of wilful ignorance.

>>211796911
me when toilberg finly gets a hold of me

>>211796931
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

I don't like it when my body tries to make me piss when I don't feel like pissing this is my body not your body it belongs to me fuck off

shut up you bloody idiot

>>211796962
Stop swearing right now

>>211796969
Darn you all to heck!!!

>>211796923
made me laugh which is enjoyable but made me feel the piss feelings more which I don't like
so I'm torn

this should be the next thread OP image
it just should be ok

wonder where 'stop talking like 50's dockworkers' lad is

>>211795550
Rorke thinking this is woke nonsense because in his mind, only strong "Aryans" with all four limbs should be allowed to live, while everybody else should be killed

killing people isn't very nice is it

*walks like an egyptian*

>>211797030
*steals your peg leg*

rorke and leftypops x

savoury '99 for tea

imagine realising how evil israel (and by extension, the usa and its proxies) are but then having some kind of mental illness that means you fail to realise the same applies in ukraine and you end up supporting a fascist american puppet regime that supports israel

>>211797049
idk most of the world can't get enough of it, must be lovely

I don’t cook I don’t clean let me tell you how I got this ring

>>211797097
i dont think ukraine is occupying the majority of russia and destroying it

getting victory royales

>>211797097
Holy schizo

my city once rounded up all the chinamen onto a ship and made them leave

>>211797097
Judge an actor by its actions not by its affiliations
Israel is the greater evil in their conflicts but Russia is the greater evil in their conflicts. Both are war-criminal states known for torture, genocide, rape, human rights abuses, state terrorism, corruption, bribery

This isn't to say that the Palestinians or the Ukrainians are necessarily innocent angels, just that they are primarily the victims of more ruthless aggressors, and that they are fundamentally just trying to defend their homelands from aggressive imperial powers

>>211797155
not sure what that means

>>211797172
how so?

Crazy that Zelensky started a war with Russia just so America would send him some weapons and money and he could buy a mansion he cant live in because he refuses to stop the war

Shoving a vibrator up my butthole and vagina and sucking the life out of my clitoris with a rose toy whilst posting on /brit/

>>211797222
it means they arent evil like israel is

>>211797248
yes thats crazy almost like its made up schizoshite

me name is jonny 4-runner

watched every episode of Trailer Park Boys. All became a blur after awhile not sure when the show dropped off and got less enjoyable

>>211797248
If it doesn’t really make logical sense then it’s probably not true at all, just a tip for the future

>>211797214
you get all your information on russia-ukraine from mainstream western news sources that are sympathetic to israel or at the least downplay its evil tremendously so it’s not not a consistent position. ukraine would’ve been absolutely fine without western (primarily american) interference that made war inevitable

peace on /brit/

>>211797293
felt exactly like this when I watched it every episode feels the same so I don't think I finished it but couldn't say how much I watched

>>211797329
how many rubles are they paying you?

Alternative media like Tim Pool and President Trump say Ukraine started it so l trust them

>>211797329
My views on each conflict have been primarily shaped by interacting with Israelis and Russians online. Horrible evil cunts for the most part

>>211797214
its honestly that simple you have to be a retard to fall for the judiac or russian pov

>>211797379
the response of a mentally ill/deeply stupid man who can’t be reasoned with

80 years ago I stood with Nazi Germany. Today I stand with Israel.

why don't /pol/ lads post on /pol/

>>211797416
old ass nigga

>>211797396
funny, my experience it’s always ukraine supporters that are first to start posting gore and weird sexual rape fantasies and all sorts. maybe you should read books instead

trump means fart
president fart

just patted my cat on his noggin

>>211797329
>western (primarily american) interference that made war inevitable
such as?

fucking GRIM
got the AC on like a bloody yank

just done a keir in my pants

>>211797468
sunberg is back in business

>>211797468
go enjoy it :D

>>211797468
has he got his hat on?

>>211797516
hip hip hip hooray?

Roommates have gone out of the house so am gonna complete a cheeky blacked wank on the big screen tv

Mumbai has a living density of 21k people per square kilometer.

UK has 31,380 km2 of forest, around 9,414 km2 is government owned.
With just half, we could EASILY house over 98 million refugees in 2024.
It's a necessity, as England's economy is declining due to an aging populace

>>211797555
ahaha great stuff

>>211797468
funny
it's 8am here and already 26 degrees
later it will be 35 degrees

>>211797468
at least the hottest days are the weekend so i won't be leaving the house

>>211797585
WOW COOL

>>211797601
it's not it's the opposite of cool

was getting numerous calls from my sisters and father last night while sleeping with a whore and only this morning do i find out my mother had had a stroke and passed away. everyone had their final moments with her except me

>>211797648
You did have your final moment with her you just told us you were sleeping with her

free palestine!

>>211797670
no wonder the jews can't keep their hands to themselves

>>211797648
blud is gonna be haunted by this for the rest of his life

>>211797466
NATO expansion
breaking treaties regarding missile placements
putting missiles in romania and threatening to do so in poland
cia organised coup of democratically elected leader
doing military drills near russian border, screeching when they do the same

it was always going to fucking happen. the west fucked around and found out and now they lost. this is good for the world. ask the people of palestine or africa if they believe the “evil russia” nonsense. this is the first lost and israel will be the next. retarded libs who pretend to care about palestine whilst supporting neo-nazism and American imperialism in europe make my skin crawl

mikey and Poleaboo linking up for a weekdaily podcast
Who says no??

>>211797709
ktim simply do not care about people in the middle east

>>211797704
The Iranian govt has been a patron of Islamist terrorism globally for decades
Not my problem in the slightest if they get eviscerated

>>211797704
50 billion white people dying in a pointless war is good for europe yeah nice one

>>211797704
>ask the people of palestine or africa if they believe the “evil russia” nonsense
And the people who neighbour Russia and have the most direct experience with them - Ukrainians, Lithuanians, Estonians, Latvians, Finns, Poles, do they have glowing things to say about lovely Russia, and why are they so eager and happy to accept NATO membership?

>>211797745
think you mean israel
like the islamic terrorists in syria who took over and were supported by israel, and fought by hezbollah and russia

luckily Russia has scared all nearby countries into never joining NATO

>>211797704
>this is the first lost and israel will be the next
brown hands

>>211797704
>breaking treaties regarding missile placements
which treaties?

>>211797704
mad how your whole ideology is west bad

>>211797794
why'd you help him kill a horse what's wrong with you

helping my uncle jack wank off a horse

>>211797794
actually roared with laughter until my lungs burst

The solution? Communism

>>211797851
It's the new wales rail replacement service init

>>211797794
Should "uncle" be capitalised? It's just a noun. His name of Jack should obviously be capitalised.

>>211797863
It's a title

fred west bad

molesting rorke

>>211797438
deliberately ignoring all the gore commiemong used to post lol

*taps the sign*

>>211797861
>>211797670
>>211797422
>>211797214
>>211797030
>>211796895
>>211796833
>>211796676

>>211797898
>west bad
Alri leftypol

>>211797822
inf treaty
>>211797828
half a millennia of brutal genocide and the rape of humanity isn’t bad?

>>211797924
and how did nato break the inf treaty exactly?

>>211797905
commiemong is a special case

>>211797924
>"Russia has failed to comply with its obligations under the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty, and as such, the United States has withdrawn from the INF Treaty effective today, Aug. 2, 2019," Defense Secretary Dr. Mark T. Esper said in a statement today. "This withdrawal is a direct result of Russia's sustained and repeated violations of the treaty over many years and multiple presidential administrations."

>>211797924
the west bad is it? brutal dictorships never done anything wrong have they?

>>211797676
same

>>211797924
Again with the rape of humanity

leftypol? more like heftypol
rorke? more like porke
these lads need to lose some weight!

>>211797908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He3XUBCYXjM

>>211797956
that’s what i mean. if this was about Israel/palestine you’d correctly dismiss it as bollocks

>>211798001
why? you're assuming a lot about what people would think

>>211797883
I thought titles were things like Mr, Mrs, Sir, etc

well? where's the bastarding new

New
>>211798111
>>211798111
>>211798111

Shagging the Duke of Rutland's daughters